/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Mayor's Spaghetti Edition
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When will we finally get another Dewey episode?
When will he vape?
That feeling when you get home from work and Scribble has drawn your request. Feels good man.
How are all you fuckers tonight?
Ehh i been really busy all i managed to do was draw some poil while i was practicing.
Nah I was just kidding this is what I'm actually getting off to.
i forgot about this
>we'll never see an angry cracked jasper looking for lapis with a homemade destabilizer
Most offensive thing about this post tee bee aich
Did you actually try?
One of them, part 1 of 2.
>Anon sits at his computer, talking to some deviant about sex fetishes.
>The deviant anon tests his limits, but his depravity is no match for his strong Christian morals.
>Little does moral anon know, depraved anon doesn't give up so easily. Using the power of pure autism and black jew magic he wills a limb-enhanced futadot into existance
>Moral anon continues to shitpost, when suddenly he is spun around in his chair by someone he didn't hear enter his room.
>Futadot stands before him, eyes full of lust and sin, her suit bulging vulgarly behind the force of her throbbing erection.
>Moral anon knows what he hath wrought and watches her silently, resigning himself to his fate
>Futadot rips off her clothes and pulls anon out of his chair and onto his bed
>Futadot presents her ripe ass toward anon and spreads her cheeks, inviting anon to ravish her sinful asshole
>anon drops trou, revealing his own erection of modest size, being a true gentlemen he gives her asshole a curtisy spit before plunging it into her in one thrust
>anon pounds futadots tight lewd asshole in a fevered frenzy while futadot pounds off and moans like a whore
>anon can't take much of her divine anal canal and feels himself ready to burst, he lets out a cry as he fills pups her nasty guts with his hot spunk
>anon collapses onto his bed for a moment to recover, but is unnerved by Peridots sudden loud cackle as she pounds her meat harder
I need something good to write, /sug/
not the boring stuff.
part 2 of 2
>anon looks up at Peridot and is greeted by her fat throbbing cock inches from his face, before anon can react thick hot strands of prostate pudding are shot accross his face, the volume and thickness of which only the mightiest of sex gods could muster
>anon doth protest at this sinful act, heresy he says!
>Peridot laughs at his protest and wipes her dirty pecker across his cheek
>anon tries to resist but is overcome with gay faggot lust, he begins to lick clean peridots member like the highest caliber of slut
>Peridot rewards his display by wiping off some of the cum on his face and guiding it into his mouth
>anon gulps it down like a good little faggot
>after anon finishes his meal Peridot thrusts her tongue into his mouth and kisses him passionately, before leaving as quickly as she had come
>moral anon was transformed forever into a sexual deviant, and he had never been happier.
Would you fuck his stretched earlobes?
I don't know. But speaking of tongues
We need someone who appreciates the draw a long slick alien tongue to make some content.
teeth are the better part of the mouth anon
Did you put effort into the drawing and do you think it is good?
My dick has been painfully scraped one too many times to value teeth over tongues.
>tfw scraped so hard I bled once
kek'd and oh the things I'd let Jasper do to me
Bigish? That being said I'd gain weight or do squats if she wanted me to
Squats. She'll teach you the right technique, so you can have a big, round, tight bubble butt just for her
Okay fine I don't want to look for and save more fryporn just to spite some anon. You win this time.
indexer can't and won't fuck off, relax, he'll grow on you
how the fuck was it a meme? we've been linking fart jokes with Lapis since she debutted, she does have a silly personality that's now messed up because of ptsd or whatever
it is not a meme
>not appreciating indexer for saving us from low-res pictures
And you'd let her dress you up nice and pretty before she slams your bouncy girly butt?
In anything she wanted
not even counting fanart, headcanon takes care of that
and if you're not used to it, then welcome to any fandom of anything ever
it has also happened with all characters introduced so far, with yd being the greatest disappointment
You guys started off so enthusiastically when I got here don't let it devolve into petty bickering.
Anyway I've been depriving myself of sleep too much to stay tonight. You fuckers have fun and I'll have a new story to post this weekend. Trying to make sure I do at least one full story a week and so far I have.
Any simple draw requests? I think I can manage to do a few depending on what I get.
I don't have any ideas really but I'd like to thank you again for drawing this masterpiece last night.
draw some Steven garnet fusion. flirting with connie.
I like this one. She should be wearing human clothes. Like short shorts and a shirt that says slut or diva on it or something.
I will at some point in my life. I hope that's good enough for you.
Peridot slowly worked her shaft while taking a hit with her vape. Connie's cancer ridden body lay on the floor. In this money, Steven feels bad and good. One one hand, Connie is dead, but on the other, he's like saving a ton of animals lives.
fuck you too anon.
Inhale. Wait. Exhale.
Smoke filled the room. You could hardly see.
Steven walked in, getting smothered by electric cigarette smoke.
"Ugh! Peridot!" He yelled, throwing the door open and heading towards a window.
After the smoke cleared, a messy room appeared. Clothes on the ground, tissues everywhere, a plate of food rotting in the corner.
"Fuck off, Steven." Replied Peridot, taking another whiff, exhaling. Her eyes were surrounded by black circles, and she was surrounded by several pieces of junk. Plastic, paper, and things one would say are not known to mankind.
"I know you just wanna relax with that kind of shit, but ever since Connie died you've been mooching off my shit. I'd except fucking you in payment but you're both filled with disease and you have a fucking dick that you won't let go of."
"Fuck. Off." Peridot said again, not even bothering to look at Steven.
Steven growls and turns to his kitchen.
"Are you gonna make salad again, you faggot?" asked Peridot, laughing.
My first criticism is that this is the worst gem, my second is that the face doen't look like Amy's face that much and it's rather understated, my third is that her breasts aren't very well defined.
It's not terrible but it could use work, as could your taste.
"Connie! Come on, hurry up! You have to meet the new gem!" Exclaimed Steven, grabbing her hand when she got close enough. Both of them excitedly run towards the temple-house, stars in their eyes.
They get there, with Steven out of breath.
"She's... in the bathroom..." He panted, pointing at the bathroom.
"I'll leave you girls... to talk on your own." he continued, trudging towards the coach, falling flat over it.
Connie nods at him before he goes, and heads towards the bathroom, as instructed.
"Who's there?" a voice answered from where seemed to be the far end of the room. "Are you the human Connie?" the voice continued.
"Y-Yes...? Are you Peridot?" Asked Connie, feeling her heart in her throat. A new gem! And they sound so important, too!
"I am Peridot, yes. You can enter."
Connie excitedly opens the door, enters, then shuts it behind her. She turns around to see a small green humanoid huddled in the bathtub, pointing a plunger at her face.
"Discard all of your weapons." Peridot stated with complete seriousness over her face.
Connie stared before starting to giggle at Peridot. She covers her mouth before she breaks into complete laughter.
"Discard. Your. Weapons." Reiterated Peridot, preparing to throw the plunger at Connie.
"O-Oh, oh my god. You're so small, and adorabl--"
Peridot interrupts Connie by throwing the plunger at her, which only flies across half of the small bathroom.
"I'm not adorable, or cute, or small!" Peridot yelled, wrapping her legs with her hands.
Continue Y/N? Also feedback pls.
Make sure to always utilize reference, it will help you improve faster. Shading on the gem I love, but the shading on the body appears more rushed.
The background is distracting. It really takes away from your nice picture. It is too concrete to be abstract, if that was what you are going for. Adding the element of a background can easily take away or add to a picture. An abstract background especially is dangerous territory to those unfamiliar.
Keep at it, really really loving that shading on the gem. You're getting there!
Wait, you mean to tell me you DON'T have a portrait of Pearl on the side of your fridge?
Son of a...
They prolly just took a new one.
Also, why would the gems have pictures of themselves in the house? Is it for Steven? Maybe I don't understand because I never take or own any pictures of anyone, myself included.
Is that weird? Are pictures normal?
If only I had the heart and skill to draw something like this.
>mfw the original indexer died two years ago
Until you're satisfied with your work. I mean, it can't be that bad. We all might start off on the wrong foot at first but we all can better ourselves.
Everybody. There's no exception, unless you put up excuses.
If you're constantly holding a tape measure over your drawing skills you're going to quit pretty damn quickly.
This is how you get better at drawing:
1. Have fun.
2. Take it slow, learn to eventually get lost in drawing for hours.
3. Use references, read books, but don't forget to have fun.
4. Take breaks, don't beat yourself up for having an off day. Don't feel you always have to be studying and drawing figures and still life cylinders all the damn time. Have a little fun, draw things you like to draw also while you learn.
5. Did I mention have fun?
>it was just a copycat faggot this entire time.
there is no fucking way there is a lore this deep for a guy who just gets high-res images.
but anon, they are money-making, guaranteed high views for a show.
Why would i company say no to free views?
is the morale of this story that there is a little indexer in all of us?
>POV footjob, either Steven, Amy or Peridot
Sorry for the hold up. The only one that's really POV is the Peridot one.
And here's the same image + Steven
If you're sitting there in frustration, feeling extremely agitated, self-conscious, and just plain horrible while drawing you are not having fun.
If you are having a good time, enjoying yourself and feeling all around bubbly while drawing you are having fun.
Depends on the persons mindset at the time to be honest.
If they are constantly comparing themselves to other artists they consider to be better they will be quick to frustrate and find drawing to be like torture.
If they are more caught up in the journey and not the "destination" they will have a lot of fun and get lost in it. Keep in mind no artistic skill should have a true destination. The day you reach your destination is the day your trip is over. It's not uncommon for great artists to reach a milestone and quit all together. Keep making new goals for yourself and always strive to get better.
If he dumped the images here I'd upload them all to Paheal myself. They may be under there under some tag I can't think to check, idfk.
Do any of you have any of his lewd work? Post em'
I felt awful whenever I made a mistake starting out (I'm still starting out kinda) so I only did what I was good at, which in turn made me better at that. As a result, I am decent in an extremely narrow area, and godawful everywhere else.
But as long as I don't step outside my comfort zone everyone thinks I'm pretty good. I start sweating whenever I feel like I'm gonna fuck up, because in my life I have always appeared to be very rarely wrong or incompetent and my subconscious mind has accepted a perfect self image that I feel compelled to uphold on pain of extreme embarrassment.
So just don't be afraid to be shit, because you have to be shit at some point.
Even if I told you I'm Indexer you wouldn't believe me
holy dicks this is much better than what I had in mind
I love depressive Pearl
thank you, mysterious drawfag
At last! Garnet finally speaks the truth.
Why are lesbians so boring? Overrated as fuck honestly.
For some reason, I agree with you. I myself don't care about lesbians, but I can't jack it to woman on woman, or woman with strap-on on woman.
I just think it's overdone in every possible way.
People want to think that when they're lesbians, they're the holy grail for some and the anti-christ for others, but all they really are is just another asshole that gives a ton of change to the cashier and the guy has to count 'em all.
Not anti-lesbian, anon. If you like it, enjoy putting it in your mouth, I don't care.
It's just that the loud ones are also up in your face the entire time.
Taking requets. Study has been buckling down a bit lately. But i can chill for a while.
I'm not anti-lesbian. I'm just saying that I can't get my jollies of on lesbian porn.
Courtesy of chazzerpan
Now i'm going to bed for real tho bye sug
It's just so stupid when people make it look like lesbian ships is the only viable shipping option. Newsflash, not everyone likes lesbian porn. I'm European, not gay.
I for one am not against lesbians, just tired of seeing it everywhere and everyone forcing their lesbian views on others.
Do you think people on the street would judge you for going out on a date with Peridot if she were real? She looks very underage and also is green.
Just now you are feeling like an asshole? kek.
Who gives a fuck?
She's older than an entire country combined. I'd date the shit out of her.
In fact I would date her so hard she will never enjoy another date with me because the date I would have with her would exceed every other possible date entirely.
>the gems and steven watching a horror movie
LGBT is passé. Within ten years the people who report as any alternative sexuality will drop by half and the movement will consist of bloggers with persecution complexes and people with rigid opinions.
The real reactionaries these days are into protesting for justified murder, anti-ageism, and increasing the ease of suicide.
Since when do you give a shit about random people in the street.
Fuck them. You're already better than half of them by dating a peridot.
Do you guys ever think there will be a turning point where Steven is absolutely fed up with the gems (or at least some of them) respecting him for rose and not for himself? Like he realizes that he is his own person and doesn't have to be what they expect of him?
Also Steven says this in the extended intro
>I will fight to be everything that everyone wants me to be when I'm grown
I am concern
It'll be something like
>If there was a way that you could bring my mom back, but you would lose me, would you go through with it
Their response will be delayed, and then Steven will run away in anger and tears.
I don't think the Gems love him for the Gem on his stomach, but I do think that they're not very good at expressing their love for him.
As for what he wants to be, I think that the other Gems were unsure of what they wanted Steven to be, because they didn't know anything about him. For example, at first I think Pearl just wanted Steven to die so she could get Rose back, then she wanted him to be like Rose, but now I think they all want him to become a great leader and a powerful Gem.
But yeah that boy is gonna get an existential crisis soon if the whole "I think you guys blame me for taking my mom away" stuff doesn't get sorted out.
He tried that before.
Doubt he'll do it ever again.
this is fucking great, sourscreen
I love you
It'd be great to see him trying to fuse with a Gem but he can't because he doesn't think that the Gem loves him for being himself, and thus he doesn't trust his body of light to the Gem (phrasing, I know).
>a little late for that, pal
I'm not trying to bully the drawfriends, I swear!!!
Will there ever be a movie made that pearl will actually enjoy?
no, it's not /sug/'s
wanna add ff's and ao3's su category in the op as well? why not also throw in some torrents links to the mix? yeah, to top it all we can also add some dead links to stuff we don't need.
that sounds cool, yeah
>they just won't get done, even if you try to bribe the drawfags
But don't you see it, you fool? The set is nearly complete.
You can't stop the vape train!!
It's relevant for the reason that the stories can be lost. Fanfiction posted elsewhere is already preserved. Greentext posted here is lost after so long, if not totally then into the depths of an archive.
That's fine. I understand, and I still will request that others do so and do it myself.
Hopefully, as more time passes and as more writefaggery comes to my attention, I'll be able to grow it to the point that others put it in even if you won't.
The Writebin Link for any future reference:
I'm liking this a lot, though I was hoping to see a Greg very depressed.
Thank you very much, sourscreen.
Also adding to this,
There is probably going to be a buildup of all of this "human beings" stuff
>Steven gets to the point where he doesn't feel that everyone sees him as human, and just some "hybrid abomination"
I think he is going to have a breakdown about this some time later on, because he seems like he feels more like shit each time Connie and Greg say "human beings"
What do you guys think will happen?
Procastinated, here's Jasper with redone teeth
The thing is that Steven is a completely new being, and he can't really be compared with anyone, he can barely even be compared to Rose. He's surrounded by friends and family, yet he is the loneliest person in the universe.
He's definitely going to reach the tipping point soon, if he already haven't. He's got a shit ton of pressure for a kid his age. A 14 year old should worry about going to school, doing their homework, playing with their friends. A 14 year old shouldn't worry about being a superhero, a 14 year old shouldn't worry about becoming as strong as if not stronger than their parents were at this age, and a 14 year old shouldn't worry over if his guardians think of him as his mother (which I personally don't think they do, but this is Steven were talking about).
I'm gonna save each version you make because I like Jasper and your Nagels so fucking much.
But I still don't think her lips are that color; shouldn't they be orange like they were the first time you posted it?
how can people like this fatass
it's one of life's greatest mysteries
Who could or would say no to this face
well someone said she looked like a clown and said the lips may be the reason, but it may just be the white skin, I briefly colored her skin and she looked like Jasper through and through
So did the anon who made the print wallpapers finish their one for Jasper?
>headphones keep cutting out in one ear if you don't like the wire on the side that goes over to the over just right pissing me off for months
>just tore them apart for retribution
who /earbuds/ here
That problem could have been fixed by ten cents worth of solder and two minutes of feeling the cable for tears. Have you been experiencing temper tantrums and meltdowns often, anon? Have you considered asking your counselor about autism?