HG / Hunger Games Thread https://youtu.be/B5n-s2JKCq4

>>11562092
CEREA IS SHIT
SHIT!
HER OVERSIZED TITS WILL MORPH INTO DISGUSTING TORPEDOES COVERED IN STRETCH MARKS IN TEN YEARS.
SHE PRODUCES UP TO 30 POUNDS OF SHIT A DAY. AND WHERE DOES THAT SHIT COME FROM? THAT'S RIGHT YOU'D NEED TO SPEND HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS A WEEK ON FUCKING VEGETABLES BECAUSE CENTAURS ARE TOO GOOD TO EAT HAY OR GRASS.
HER FUCKING HORSE ASS IS UNWIELDY AND CAN'T FUCKING FIT ANYWHERE. SHE'S DESTROYED DARLING'S HOUSE, A VENDING MACHINE, AND A STORE DOOR WITH HER FUCKING ASS ALONE. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO FIT HER IN YOUR HOME? YOU'RE LYING IF YOU THINK IT WOULDN'T BE A HUGE PAIN IN THE ASS TO HAVE A GODDAMN HORSE SHITTING UP YOUR HOUSE CONSTANTLY
HORSE SWEAT SMELLS FUCKING DISGUSTING AND IS THIS HORRIBLE FOAMY SHIT THAT STICKS TO THEIR SKIN LIKE SLIME
HORSES ARE SO FUCKING FRAGILE THE MOMENT SHE GETS A SPRAINED ANKLE SHE'S GOING TO BE CRIPPLED FOR LIFE.
SHE HAS FUCKING HORSEPUSSY YOU GODDAMN BEASTERS. JUST GO FUCK A FUCKING HORSE, FUCKERS!
A LASTLY, SHE
IS
A
FUCKING
HORSE

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>>11562089
>Blue Rescue Team
good taste.

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>>11562089
I didn't need these feels.

>>11562089
Aw fuck, I just nostalgiad in my pants.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3EDdFl1aVM
>Shinra Tenseis the motherfucking thread

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Sibling fags,
What was the worse thing your bro or sis did to you?

>>11562122
https://youtu.be/ubn6-n_XTXY

>>11562127
Broke my nose.

>>11562127
Tricked me into sipping a cup of piss, probably.

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Game in 10

>>11562127
>lit me on fire

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>>11562130
ANON. STOP!!!
........................................
>;_;

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>>11562127
Stabbed me with my dogs chewing bone like 4 times.

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>>11562127
{Microwaved one of my holographic Yu-Gi-Oh cards}

>>11562127
He almost made me lose a finger on one hand by accident and a few years later a thumb on the other

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>>11562127
>Dropped me as a baby.

>>11562127
Flying-kicked me in the ribs.

>>11562166
Explain please

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Thanks for playing guys! Always love hosting. At Prepare to Die part 10 I'm going to expand with DaS3 events.

>>11562127
>My brother is a trans (FtM) and he stole one of my girlfriends pretending to be a guy online. I was fucking pissed, but she wasn't putting out anyways

>>11562184
What the fuck dude

>>11562130
>Tfw the ending of super mystery dungeon
WHY WASN'T IT ME
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>11562127
Hit me in the head with a baseball bat.

>>11562184
>>My brother is a trans (FtM) and he stole one of my girlfriends pretending to be a guy online.
Is this the most autistic sentence I've read today? Quite possibly

>>11562184
KEKED

>>11562127
Threw a large block of wood at my bare feet like god damn that shit hurts
Also lost my copy of Pokemon black 2 like fuck man I was enjoying that

>>11562184
>Brother
>FtM
You mean sister.

>>11562177
I almost ost a pinkyfinger when I wasl ike 5. Got stuck between a door. It took two dozen stitches to fix it and I still feel a stiffness when trying to bend in.

The thumb was because of a piece of glass. We used to have this massive glass door in the parental house leading to a foyer. He closed it infront of me while I was distracted and ran in at high speed. Got a large glass shard stuck in my thumb right all the way to the bone.

>>11562184
You got cucked by your transgender sister?

>>11562127
>only child
Not exist... ... ...

>tfw lost my copy of blue rescue team

>>11562116
Thanks senpai, needed to send it to a friend who was talking about doing a second rewatch of it

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>>11562191
>>11562195
>>11562197
>>11562210
>>11562214
I never said it was a proud moment. But it was like, 10 years ago or so.

>>11562127
broke my trampoline

actually it was a joint effort

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>>11562230
>Watching it in the first place

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>>11562184
>>11562238

>>11562230
>second rewatch
>he's already watched it twice and is contemplating watching it a third time
You should tell him to kill himself

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>>11562212
{Ouch}

>>11562207
{TFW I did something similar to my older brother twice. End up losing the entire big toe nail the second time}

>>11562230
>Watching it.
>not reading it.

Is... Is he okay? Does he have brain damage?

>>11562246
>>11562252
This.

I need underboob. Give me underboob.

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Murderous Games 264

>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)

Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03dJCwg_ibg

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>>11562283
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown

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>>11562283
Garou

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>>11562249
>OH TRUST ME I'M RETARDED. However I have my moments. I had a girl break up with me for another girl. A month later I was fucking the other girl she broke up with me for.

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth

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>>11562283
Adachi

Burrito Club.

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>>11562283
Arle Nadja

Heroes United

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>>11562283
Hero Craig

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>>11562283
Bullet Club Beowulf

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>>11562283
The Six Paths of Pain

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>>11562283
Hero Megaman

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Leader Ahri

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>>11562283
Bullet Club Fox McCloud

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>>11562258
Least it left me with a cute scar.

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>>11562283
Blake Belladonna

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>>11562283
Sif
Gals Being Pals

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Berkut

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The Heroic Crazy Frog Armada

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>>11562283
Morder
Buzzwole

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>>11562283
Endeavor

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>>11562283
Monochrome Akemi Homura

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>>11562283
Samurai

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Leader Sunphisto

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>>11562283
Shikyoh

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>>11562283
Eggman-kun

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>>11562283
Hikage

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>>11562283
Oda Nobunaga

Pandemonium

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>>11562283
Hero Popeye

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>>11562283
Bullet Club Mecha Sonic

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>>11562283
Varok Saurfang

>>11562325
kys juncuck

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>>11562283
Gal Mikudayo

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>>11562283
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Leviathan

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Tyler1
Alpha Squad

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Zombie MJ

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>>11562283
Heroic Eddy

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>>11562283
Monochrome Captain Luna

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>>11562283
Monochrome Kyouko Sakura

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>>11562283
Shera Anarise

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>>11562283
Monochrome Dick Vader

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>>11562283
H.U. Meme man

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>>11562283
Bullet Club U-511

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>>11562283
Fighter

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>>11562283
Hero Crendor

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>>11562283
Gals Triple H

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>>11562283
Monochrome Nieztsche

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>>11562283
Takemi Tae

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>>11562283
Punk

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Junko

>>11562379
3 more

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>>11562283
BulletClub James Storm

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Giratina

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>>11562283
Araragi Karen

>>11562312
>>11562314
>>11562316
>>11562319
>>11562321
>>11562328
>>11562339
>>11562347
>>11562356
>>11562358
>>11562359
>>11562366
>>11562368
>>11562372
>>11562382
>>11562386
>>11562388
and they don't stop fillin
and they don't stop fillin
and they don't stop fillin
and they don't stop fillin

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>>11562384
My anus

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>>11562384
Pendemonium asmodeus.exe

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>>11562283
Pandamonium Roxas

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Hero Uraraka Ochako

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>>11562283
Pandemonium Muh Leg

>>11562393
Oh boy le ebin mass reply

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>>11562283
Gals Eric Andre

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@11562393

(You)

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>>11562283
Tomoe Mami
Monochrome

I remember why I hate faction games now.

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>>11562283
He

>>11562416
Tell us

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check while I go get food

Not much commentary today. I'm tired.

>inb4 furry party wins

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>>11562388
>>11562397
>Roars for a swap
>>11562421

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>>11562310
{Now you are stuck with a permanent reminder of what happened that day}

>>11562384
Why you directing that to me?

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>>11562421
>You are READY for this rootin'-tootin' hoedown!

>>11562416
You and me both my dude. Yuno's great and all, but any faction game is going to turn into yet another glorified popularity contest.

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>>11562427
>>11562421
Keep it

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>>11562423
Hey, some of us are trying to stand against those people.

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>>11562421


>>11562339
>>11562400

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>>11562421
Start.

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>>11562421

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>>11562421
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S... actually Beowulf gotta go sell for a bit. NO ONE KILL ME WHILE I LEAVE

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>>11562311
>>11562412
>>11562421
I'd like for you to make this swap. I'm too tired to compete.

>>11562310
Don't bite your nails and clean them.

>>11562453
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gives you Roman Reigns-level heat

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>>11562421
>Musashi stands up and stretches
Fwahh... I suppose it's time for my debut huh? Let's get started.

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>>11562421
I don't feel like doing a speech today.
>Puts on a Robert Johnson song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MCHI23FTP8

Let's get going

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>>11562393
{What?}

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>>11562421
Dammit... swap me out for >>11562414 Mami-san...
I just got other things to do, that's all..

>>11562457
I-I got nailbiting issues. Gomenasai.

>>11562473
>tfw they made a pokemon to cater to barafags

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>>11562421
>>11562301
>>11562328
>>11562359
>>11562386
Seems this is where we make our Stand. Let's show them the true power is firepower.

>missed the game
Fml. Oh well, go Pandemonium!

>>11562489
>what is machamp

>>11562489
>a pokemon to cater to barafags
>a
What are Inceneroar, Machamp, and Emboar?

>>11562501
>Stand
Shut the fuck up

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>>11562501
Ha! For a dog you see clearly! Firepower is everything! For this I shall give you and your minions a quick end!

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>>11562400
>>11562326
>Astaroth stretches and yawn loudly. Really she didn't feel like fighting today but a job's a job. And she must welcome the newcomers.

So you're the new pandemonium recruits? Was it because of the Ahri date I offered or what? Heh. If anything...
>She takes out a beer and drink...
Welcome aboard!
... Want a drink?

>>11562506
*yawn*
You can count on us, anonymous fan! We're gonna make them eat dirt

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>>11562421
My my~ We have some support this time...

Let's have some -real- fun! Remember, any one who wins for us gets...
>The kitsune sighs.
It's still a date with me, isn't it, Astaroth?
>>11562471
Well, None the less, Let's have some -real- fun!

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>>11562515
That was a typo.

>>11562524
They're no minions of mine. Seems we're all fighting for ourselves in this 'club'.

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>>11562456
Okay then, guess I'll fight.

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>>11562421
I see a heroic victory imminent. I'm immune to jinx so you can tell what I'm saying is true.

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>>11562489
{What something that no one ever thinks about, a buff mosquito... Let's make this into a Pokemon!}
{Also what are most fighting type}

>humans in pandemonium

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>>11562402
>>11562388
>The beast kindly requests a swap for this girl instead.
>>11562421

Psycho Mantis?

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>>11562530
Oh yeah? Real fun alright.
>She yawns
Damn, they could give us a schedule really. I hate getting taken out of bed and...
Oh yeah sure sure, they're still getting a date if they win...

>>11562545
>switching for the enemy

>>11562559
>implying fillerfags have enemies

>>11562542
>villains in heroes

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>>11562559
>Being a fair player

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>>11562529
You! You will explain me why a low-ranking DEMON claims to hold dominion over a group of warriors in the presence of The Demon King of Owari! Show me your leadership and I may yet decide to not have you executed for your insolence!


>>11562532
Wrong! With that mentality you will not be able to conquer a sandbox, let alone an entire nation! I will show you no quarters!

>>11562567
Name ONE (1)

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>>11562559
If a tribute wishes to give another team a fighting chance, I won't stop them. I'll be a little saddened by this choice, but there's nothing to be done about it, is there?

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>>11562428
as in 3 more after you
>>11562445
>>11562427
>>11562487
done

Neutral: 14
Heroes: 8
Monochrome: 6
Pandemonium: 9
Bullet Club: 6
Gals: 4
Mordor 1
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
Good Vibes: NOT REPRESENTED
FREEBIRDS: NOT REPRESENTED
Mordor: NOT REPRESENTED

BLOODBARH

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>>11562579

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>>11562579
Excuse me while I go kill myself.

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>>11562579
May the strongest monster of them all survive.

>Monochrome:
Anime Girl Filler, Historical characters filler, meme filler and cancer avas.

Is there a worse faction?

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>>11562579
>Cans, of course. You suppose they could give someone a nasty cut or a mean ol' bruise if you throw it hard enough, but you have no intent of doing either since that may hurt the cans more than the players. Some space is always nice, though.

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>>11562569
If you try to lead people that you don't know, then you'll find it hard to keep them under control. It's better to let them go do their own thing and hope they know what they're doing. That way if you're right, they do well. If you're wrong, they don't weigh you down.

>>11562579
And it begins.

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>>11562579
Fuck off, Yuno.

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>>11562579
*The Buzzwole makes haste, riding the winds into the battlefield*

>>11562594
The one you are in.

>>11562512
They're based on a Wrestler, a bodybuilder and a Sumo respectively.

Where as Buzzwole is just "lol he thicc"

>>11562601
Is there a faction for people who don't enter and just shitpost?

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>>11562557
Ah so you prefer the battles to take place IN bed then?
>Ahri chortles, her tails swishing with amusement.
Come now, we have a fight to--
>>11562579
HNRK
>Ahri collapses on the spot, shot dead in the back.

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>>11562579
Alright, alright. I've no idea who you are. But if you're going to take that then looks like we will have to...
>Musashi watches as a different man walks up and simply walks away with the gun
Eh, nevermind. I'll be off then.
>The samurai walks off now aimlessly wandering around

>>11562607
Buzzwole is a jojo reference.

>>11562579
BLOODBATH*

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>>11562579
DAY ONE

>>11562609
Yeah it's good vibes.

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>>11562579
Err.. alright
Also I don't need your terrible human weapons.
I have my Screw crusher

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>>11562625

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>>11562625
>Oh, and a gun, too. You forgot about that. She definitely won't, though. Nighty night!

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>>11562579
>Smashes the bottle over the skeletons head
>Turns out it was actually a special bottle of Bone Injuring Liquid

>>11562619
That's just retarded enough to be true.

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>>11562596
And then what? Once they realise they hold power to move worlds. They will use it against you! Best to make allies out of the strong and make the weak ones serve in their capacity!

I made a sandal carrying monkey my second in command because he was smarter than half my generals! A complete waste of intelligence if you let it run from your grasp!

>>11562625
You.....
>Her eyes are ablaze, not with passion but with pure anger as if she was just insulted by the man in drag

There is only room for ONE King of Demons in this realm! For even showing up I will destroy you!

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>>11562569
So... No beer?
Oh man...
>She yawns again.
Can I... Do that again? I had a really crazy night yesterday and... I'm not 100% myself.
But, who are you calling low ranking! I'll have you know I'm actually one of the four great demon general, just look at this
>She hands Nobugada her visit card. It reads "Astaroth 4th great general of the legions of hell, 6th circle..."
So... What do you think of *yawn* this?
>The catch? It's been expired for 5 years

>>11562625
nice rebongo dongo

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>>11562625
>Phone on 1%
>Cooking so I can't get to my PC
"So you're the leader huh? We doing this to convert the neutral?"

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>>11562620
th-thanks much
>>11562625
29 triubtes remain.


Neutral: 14 -> 8
Heroes: 9 -> 5
Monochrome: 6 -> 5
Pandemonium: 8 -> 4
Bullet Club: 6 -> 4
Gals: 4 -> 3
Mordor 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED

NIGHT ONE

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>>11562625
Do I have to say this more than once today? I'm not the leader of this damn faction. Just go fight the enemy. That's not an order, because I don't have the power to give orders, but it's a damn firm suggestion.

>>11562647
Power has never been something I've sought after. In my experience, the more you have of that, the worse things get for you. Get too much of it, reach for more, and people start sending people like me after you. I'm a tool for maintaining balance. I don't want to tip the scales for myself.

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So what present should I organise for myself next week and why is it a rope?

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>>11562607
{That is completely accurate, you can say that Buzzwole represent some from of fist fighting, while the the cockroach in moon represent a fighting style with leg use only}

>>11562619
{This can be true...but plz no}

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>>11562670
what happened

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>>11562625
What the hell are you people doing in here?! Get outta here! I'm trying to write funny posts damn it!

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>>11562670
We're on the same side, idiot! Why are you doing your best to prove that damn Nobunaga guy right?

>>11562675
More Star Guardian bundles.

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>>11562670

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>>11562625
Sure I'll follow along, not like I'm doing anything important.
>Musashi walks into the hideout, only to instantly be shot dead
.... well, that's that I suppose. Where can I get some food around here?

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>>11562625
Cowardly scum!
I'll get you next time!

>>11562670
Yuno did you skip a slide

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>>11562675

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>>11562670
>You feel like you spent a much longer time riding horses than you anticipated. At least you're doing it with a nice...
>...Gal?

Yuno you skipped a slide.

>>11562701
>Yuno you skipped a slide.
Nice rp

>>11562682
Hanging out with Junko may result in death

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>>11562698
>>11562701
>>11562682
One whole week and I've already forgotten how to host.

I'm a failure of an oldfag. I'll rp my suicide after this game dw.

>>11562680
Don't get me wrong, the cock(sic)roach is just as blatant fapbait.
It just caters to a different audience.

>>11562682
Why do you care? You don't reply to games anyways

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>>11562721
>You would much prefer riding horses for 24 hours straight!

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>>11562612
What are you saying Ahri. It's just that...
>She doesn't even flinch as she sees Ahri dying, too numb by her massive hangover to feel anything else than a general "meh"
...
>She takes out a stick and pokes her.
Oh, great our best fighter is down...

>>11562658
>>11562670
>She yawns
Yup, I'm the leader the boss, the hot stuff, etc, etc.
Converting?
Yeah, but only the sexy ones okay. Don't bother with trash, just kill them okay...
And... Don't worry about that poster, I'm not even sure what I'm doing, you're pretty cute I guess....
>hangover.exe

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>>11562721
I haven't forgotten that damn cleaning job you had me do all that time ago. But, fine, we can have a ceasefire to consolidate our forces.

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>>11562721

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>>11562648
>She takes the card, throws it in the air and shoots it to tiny smoldering bits with an unstoppable amount of flintlocke pistol shots

Well then ''General''. You may prove your worth to the Demon King Of the Sixth Heaven by making sure she is welcomed by rice sake and mochi! Do this and I will let you run this merry band of peasants!

>>11562672
>Her initial response is nothing more than a maddening cackle.

I did not conquer half Japan while being content with just my native region of Owari! But...Your words have truth, Even I cannot deny this! You would make a fine counselor in my retinue if we could go back to the glorydays!

>>11562721
Tanuki..Monkey...Even you, brother. For you I shall conquer untill even the existence of life stops me!

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>I forget to change the slide before I upload it
Also Aikawa's fault btw

Here's night one, I skipped it by accident.

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>>11562749

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>>11562717
: o

>>11562732
>sexy ones
>juncuck
>sexy

>Buzzwole was created to be fapbait
how deluded can someone be

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>>11562686
I own all the star guardian skins already.
I'm the bestest magical girl.

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>>11562749
>WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING ANYMORE. WHAT GODFORSAKEN TIME RIFT HAVE YOU STEPPED INTO, JESUS MOTHERFUCKING TAPDANCING ON A BIKE CHRIST

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hOI, frends!

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>>11562670
Quick, you weird little can dude! We got to go back to the missing slide slide! I know I can trust you to do it because you're the only two-time Eric game winner! C'mon!
>Tries to climb onto the horse repeatedly ends up failing miserably
I'm wasted!

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>>11562749
Haha! A clever ambush but you need to bring more than just yourself to take me down!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyJyEAisFJM

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>>11562690
Here.
>With out a fuss, the Fighter tosses the samurai an apple.
It ain't much, but it'll help your stomach.
>Soon, the Fighter walks away from the woman.

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>>11562759
She has a face at least.

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>>11562723
{Pheromosa fap bait, that seems right}
{I would have agreed with you.. but for some reason there is more r34 on Buzzwole then on Pheromosa. I question why}

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>>11562741
The issue with golden ages is that they end. Historically speaking, it's better to be slightly above average and not raise any attention. Gain too much too fast, and people start plotting to take you down.

>>11562749
Guess that explains why he went rabid.

>>11562766
They'll make more. Plan ahead.

>fapping to pokemon

AND I'M BACK

>>11562749
THE MAYOR OF PAINVILLE!
How you like it?

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>>11562732
>The spirit of the fox girl stands behind Astaroth, silent as her body is poked. She waits a moment to finally lean forward and whisper into her ear.

Having fun are you?

>>11562801

>>11562766
If only you put as much effort and excitement into hg as you did all you can eat buffets, fat boy.

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>>11562801
OFF TO A GOOD START I SEE!

>>11562787
I guess Dickroach doesn't leave much to imagination.

I wonder if there's a pic of Buzzwole where his stinger is a dick.

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>>11562721
DAY THREE

>>11562775
Wtf? You don't look loli enough in this! How am I supposed to fap to this? Nice partial camel toe you got going on though.

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>>11562770
>You...You think you're already there. It happened around the two of you.
>This entire situation is wholeheartedly confusing and thinking about it is worse than ignoring it. You stop questioning God.

>>11562801
>You like the sound of that. If only you knew why.

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>>11562814

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>>11562809
>mfw the chair is looking at porn

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>>11562814
>You stop liking the sound of that.

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>>11562814
I was being facetious. And I'm not sure if heroes should be funding mercenaries.

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>>11562789
Excellent! If you cannot overpower those who would plot against you than you don't deserve to be in that position to begin with! The heavens decreed that Nobunaga Oda would pave the way for an unified Japan and I gladly embraced that destiny, knowing full well I would not live long enough to see it!

>>11562814
Nobody will stand against Nobunaga and if I must put these tumbleweeds to the torch than so be it!

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>>11562814
>>11562819
IT'S HIGH AWNOOOOOON!

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>>11562814
So, you're like the devil or something right? Because everyone's always talking about how amazing you are at killing things.

minecraft dirt block

>>11562817
Do all of your avas rely on some special snowflake RP to stay interesting?
Haiku, Narration
Whats next? Speaking in co-

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>>11562839

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>>11562789
Alright, I'll dump another $200 into league.
>>11562808
Fuck dude funny meme.

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>>11562775
>Musashi slices the apple in two out of the air, catching the halves.
Thanks I guess, I was hoping there would be something close to an udon stand...
>The samurai falls silent, eating the apple slowly as she watches the rest of the battle

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>>11562814
>breakts

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>>11562814
16 tributes remain.

Neutral: 5
Pandemonium: 4
Heroes: 4 -> 2
Monochrome: 3 -> 1
Bullet Club: 3
Gals: 2 -> 1

NIGHT THREE

>>11562854
>Giving Riot Games money
what the fuck

>>11562847
Yes. The answer is yes.

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>>11562851
Nothing personal kid. I'll buy a ticket to your next show to make it up to you

>>11562854
Do the truffle shuffle for me, bb.

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>>11562816
I have no clue what you're talking about. Just trying to lend a hand to someone as all.
>She isn't exactly a police, that's just her sprite.

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>>11562868

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>>11562861
thankts

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>>11562838
And you trust that once you're gone things will go fine? You don't think there'll be a power vacuum created that leads to more destruction?

>>11562854
Good man.

>>11562862
My feelings are that I don't trust him. He seems like he'd want to gas me.

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>>11562847
Nope.

>>11562881
Nice rp

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>>11562864
I'm gonna spend the money on something stupid anyway. Might aswell become a magical girl.

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>>11562741
Drinking? Again. N-No
>She holds her head, the hangover from yesterday still hadn't died out. Truly it was the worst day to meet Astaroth.
....
A-Alright. If you excuse me two seconds.
>She goes to her kitchen... Takes out a sizeable amount of ice, and smashes it against her face... until she gets back to her hold self. The seductive and lecherous blue demon.

Sorry about my poor display earlier. So... We were saying... Mochi and sake?

>>11562847
There's no fucking way.

>>11562881
Name one of your avas that doesn't.

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>>11562862
Ha! Cunning man and bold to take one of a demon´s posessions. I will allow him to keep it as a token of my approval. Take what it yours and keep it by force!

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>>11562764
{Apparently, people love the Buzzwole}

>>11562811
{A cockroach is an insect that many consider it to be a hideous vermin, let's make it into a Pokemon that supposed to represent beauty}
{Or maybe people have a hidden lust for big muscled creatures.. *cough cough* JoJo fans *cough cough*. I wouldn't want to pictures that

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>>11562888
Yep.

>>11562899
Doopliss

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>>11562878
>kissu

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>>11562799
>not fapping to pokemon

>>11562909
Oh yeah that ava you never fucking use.
Good point.

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>>11562862
SLIDE EIGHT

>>11562871
You could give me a hand with something. Might need two hands for it though.
>she isn't exactly a police
this has nothing to do with being a loli or camel toes.

>>11562904
Neither do I, but it's a sick curiosity. I think it exists.

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>>11562847
3334

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>>11562920
Used him last night.

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>>11562869
>does the truffle shuffle
I'm busting out the good rp for you rn babe. Feel honoured.
>>11562879
You think 200 is enough? Maybe I should go 300..

>>11562909
And that's why dooplis isn't interesting

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>>11562804
>Completely oblivious to Ahri's voice, Astaroth keeps on going with her numb attitude
Fun? Sure... It's a shame you ghosts can't enjoy simple pleasure such as this anymore...
>She says, as she pokes one of Ahri's breasts

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>>11562921
Should of ate all those raw eggs either huh?
>sells

>>11562909
SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK SLICK

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>>11562921
Those that model themselves after the rising sun will one day have to set.

>>11562936
Take that number and think 'how much would Mundo spend?'.

>>11562936
Mmm, eat that burg, fat boy. It will never fill the void inside.

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>>11562879
Hahahaha. I KNOW things went right! Or have you never heard of the Monkey and the Tanuki? Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu? I pity you! They finished what I started and It was oreseen by the heavens that I would add their strength to my own!


>>11562895
This is a disgrace! I will not have a exhausted and lowly demon be a leader of ANYTHING with such a shamefull display. I command you to rest properly and attend me once you have recovered from your fit of alco-
>>11562921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Not there, I'm ticklish.....

>She bleeds to death, sad that she did not get to take over what she deemed to be hers by divine right

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>>11562938
Hasn't stopped RP before.

>>11562948
That me.

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>>11562929
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>>11562921
>mokou dies
>smoke on the horizon
Looks like someone forgot to extinguish her corpse.

ARENA EVENT COMING UP NEXT

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>>11562924
I'm going to stop you right there. If it's me fetching something or doing craftsman work, I ain't doing it. If it includes fighting... then i'll think about it.

>>11562920
>>11562938
I'm all for hating on Asgore but let's not shit on him for using semi-unique avas, we need more of those instead of just cardboard cutouts

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>>11562925
{If it exists a fetish will be made from it, unfortunate truth that would explain alot of fetishes}

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>>11562862
Trust me, after months of playing poker with big Russian guys and animals you learn how to keep a straight face.

>>11562921
Another kill for me! Here I thought this was going to be a challenge! I'm doing great! A little too great... Uh oh.

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>>11562940
A-Ah! HEY! Come on! There's no need to do that!
>Ahri swipes at the stick, finding her hand phases through it.
>Because she's a ghost.
... Oh come on! Shouldn't I have just woken up again outside? Am I really stuck like this until the game is over?

>>11562967
I barely roleplay enough to do anything like shipping.

>>11562897
I don't get it.

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>>11562952
Well Mundos a big business man, he only makes big purchases.
I'll go with $300 worth of rp.
>>11562955
Degrade me more daddy.

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>>11562956
I will say without hesitation that your willingness to sacrifice yourself for the good of your nation is admirable, but if you're as good of a leader as you claim, I'd advise less recklessness. You're more good to them alive than dead.

>>11562967
You've always been around, a threat in the distance looming over us all. I hope you'll forgive me taking the opportunity to remove that.

>>11562983
Quick! Hide in the box!

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>>11562956
rip Tokugawa
>>11562991
It was just a joke kek, dw.
>>11562967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2theVkJGHp0

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>>11562997
1/3 of the American spirit is Big Business.

Seriously, though, don't actually buy that much RP.

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>>11563010

>>11563015
I am bad at jokes.