/ERP/ Thread Enjoy a comfy soak for some comfy wind down hours.

Randice?

Toneth?

Sounds like a nice and comfy life. Well to me at least.

>Every fucking time I try to get a new person to typefuck they almost always oh so 'subtly' try to make it into an incest thing, or a feet thing, or an inflation thing
fucking christ either say that's your stupid kink from the get-go or shut the hell up, sick of this magical realm-tier shit

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>>11516275
Whoa! You meant that huh? So whats the bet here?

>>11516300
Well..that wouldn't be so bad I guess. Long as eggman kept quiet for 9 months or whatever!

>>11516358
>Anon lies back in the warm water and sighs contentedly.

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>>11516451
>or a feet thing
Something about that is worse than the inflation.

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>>11516358
>Pats
>>11516376
Harder.

>>11516340
>>11516434
Bleh.

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>>11516262
There's more on the table, silly!
>She intersperses between a tight knit hole and loosening the dangling breasts, never quite knowing what pressure would come next. The temperature of her breath changes between the same cool pushes into heated puffs, never making a thrust the same.
You wanted a facial right? That'll cost extra! No complaints?
>She knows he's in no position to negotiate.

>>11516292
>Her shoulders shudder with delight thinking about all the gold lining her pockets from the exchange. A sweat lined, cum filled mess, the merchant hardly even gives her womb a second thought, preoccupied with just breathing again.

>>11516451
disgusting

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>>11516433
if i were ever kinda cute, it's only for short 1 second intervals

>>11516526
o-ok
>bullies harder

>>11516463
Well yeah. Basically the wager here is that I can last long before climax than you. If I win, you have to let me fuck your tits. But if you prevail, I have to do whatever you want for the entire day. Deal?

>>11516524
So how do you like HG?

>>11516414
>Vaguely sensing she enjoyed it, he gives her sensitive breasts a few more slaps, hard enough to turn them a shade of pink. Her frantic bouncing on his thick cock was really getting to him, but he keeps his moaning down. He just watches the normally quiet gamer girl go wild and break herself on his cock

>>11516557
your cuteness lasts a little longer than that

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>>11516540
>>11516434
Mm, it is relatively pretty comfy.
>>11516557
These flustered pics just make me want more.

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>>11516526
>

>>11516463
Yeah, not too bad, but you'd still better be careful around that "little buddy" of yours. He's a growing boy after all and who knows what he'll do.

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>>11516567
Bretty Gud

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>slides into the water

Ahhhh...this is the life...

>>11516543
I-I said I know that when I made the list didn't I? I know your services are always worth the premium~
>The changing temperature and tightness keeps him on the edge of his shot. He's biting his lip as he keeps thrusting into her embrace, never knowing what awaited him with each and every pump of his hips. After only a few more moments, he finally blasts off. Provided she wasn't doing anything to stop him, he gives from her forehead to her chin a few thick lines of his spunk. It's an ample amount, almost like he's been waiting almost a month for this.

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>>11516524
Honestly? Yes. I'm into weird tf shit so the inflation shit's not that bad but it's like 'nigga if I wanted a foot job or this shitty foot worship shit I'd have asked for it'
Niggas got literally the most normie-tier degenerate fetish on the planet and they're more determined than futafags to shove it in everything, gatdamn.

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>>11516648
IF YOU WANNA DO A THING JUST MENTION IT BEFORE HAND.
IS THAT SO HARD?
Re.

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>>11516577
no it doesn't, i've checked

>>11516587
>reluctantly bullies more

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Post avas you want to see played.

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>>11516573
>And broken Chiaki was. Moaning hopelessly as she gyrated her hips and rode the cock for all it was worth. When she spoke it was still in a quiet voice but she was clearly delerious.
I... Want... Rougher! If that's okay?

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(Sleep time is now...mind if we put the second half off for later?)
>>11516623
>Anna shuts her eyes and drinks in the pouring essence; the smell, the texture, even the taste dribbling just at the end of her lip. A hand cradles his sack, feeling every wince of his contracting balls for herself. White strands cover her face, and when all is finished, she cracks open one eye and sticks her tongue out, licking off an extra dollop of cream.
Ahh....what a refreshing load!

>>11516673
it does, i've double checked

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/flg/ is making fun of us again guys

>>11516688
(IOU for the second half? I can manage that)

>>11516705
Who cares? I make fun of you guys all the time.

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>>11516561
>>11516593
(I'm really sorry you two but I gotta jet for the night! Hope to see you around!)

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>>11516705
Jokes on them. They're FLG

>>11516705
What's flg?

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>>11516591
>this guy attempted to bully me
Adorable.
>>11516673
>Enjoys the cute bullying

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>>11516705
So? We make fun of ourselves all the time. We deserve it.

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>>11516705
>/flg/ complaining about anons being generic subs when F-List is 90% blue shitters
Who would have guessed that something as autistic as typefucking attracts lazy retards no matter where you are

>>11516738
Joke's on you, you're still DMG.

>>11516749
It's hard to thoroughly roast someone when they're already a gigantic flamer.

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>>11516781
DAMMIT. You got me there.

>>11516749
>Pulls your sweater up.

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>>11516701
no you haven't, i've checked before it's only at very specific angles with very specific lighting and make up and it's only for like 1 millisecond

>>11516749
stop enjoying it

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>>11516680

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>>11516680
>No thief to punish

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>>11515848
(Sorry for the late reply, had shit to do)
A private bath, please.
>Risky places the gold needed for the room and looks to where she can put her stuff.
>Noticing that the man was staring at her rear earlier she decides to tease him for fun.
>Risky bends over to place her belongings in the locker her tight purple pants straining against her thighs and ass giving the man a good picture of what her ass looks like.
You going to show me to my bath?

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>>11516791
Hah, nice. I enjoy you, nerd. You give me a good laugh every now and then.
>>11516802
>Pulls her sweater back down and smacks the stranger across the face.
>>11516805
Never.

>>11516792
FAKE

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>>11516873
Real as my hopes and dreams.

I hate how 'post avas you want to see played' posts make you think the thread is suddenly full of cuties to cuddle.

>>11516805
but i have, that's how i know to stand in those very specific angles with that very specific lighting and makeup
and it does indeed last longer than a second

>>11516685
>It was getting hard to tell if she was pretending to be broken or if she really was. But he still complies, pushing her off and back onto the floor. Then she was grabbed again, righted so she was on her back. He looms over her, as if letting the tension build before he slams down, pushing inside her now soaking wet cunt. Pinned to the floor, there's nothing she can do but allow their hips to crash together over and over again

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>>11516705
Tell em to go get a job

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>>11516716
(Thaaaanks)

>>11516895
Well worth the wait Anna. Sleep well

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>>11516680

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>>11516861
fine then don't enjoy it too much

>>11516886
no you havent fucker

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>Cucked twice
someone please fuck me

>>11516918
Dont you have Mecha doing him in your server, or have you realized what a miserable piece of shit he is?

>>11516856
Of course miss, right this way.
>The man's breathing deepened and he swallowed hard. There was no way he was letting this girl leave unused. Hoping she didn't notice his already solid and above average erection pressing at his pants.Taking a breath once more and resuming a professional demeanor he began to lead her toward the baths.

>>11516944
bend over

>>11516918
Fuck off.

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>>11516607
.ocob ffo kcuF

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>>11516944
Pick one <3

Where the gay furries at?

>>11516861
Thanks, cutie boat slut. I try my best.

>>11516970
Not you

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>>11516680
onion gf etc.

>>11516823
Holy fuck, PLEASE

>>11516943
sure i have
dont remember v-day?

>>11516970
>tfw no harley to shove a seltzer bottle up my pooper shooter

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>>11516918
Yeeehaw darn tootin' five fingers o' milk high noon pardner

>>11516970
Do you really need to use that much lipstick, Harley?

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>>11516943
Ok
>>11516989
Not a boat, dumb.

>>11516861
W-why?!

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>>11517033
.. You need some help there darling. I should know, I'm a doctor.

>>11517046
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY LIPSTICK? I think it looks great.

>>11517047
At least boats have the association with being attractive around here. Can you really say the same for depot or building?

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>>11516680

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>>11517014
no

>>11517047
m

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>>11516680

where the cards
please?

>>11517071
It's just I'm certain if you kissed someone it'll be like being stamped with permanent ink, it's just that thick.

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>>11516889
Ah~ Ah~
>Chiaki was delighted at the turn of events, pinned beneath him she helped the man take what he wanted, pushing her ass up into the air for easier access. Her body trembling as her first orgasm rocked through her, as her cunt clenched tighter she let out an echoing scream and her arms and legs gave way beneath her.

>>11517136
i'd post mine but im not in the mood to lewd any more

>>11517071
Ya damn right I do. Now either get that bottle or that painted pig face over here, I ain't picky.

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>>11517060
Because you pulled my sweater up.
>>11517082
Now you're just being a butt, an unattractive one.
>>11517107
u

>>11517107
thats a secret ill keep under my hat then
but i've seen it

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>>11517035
Sounds like McCree to me.

>>11517171
But it's too hot to have a sweater on!

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>>11517144
Well I guess I'll just have to not kiss people then huh?

>>11517150
>I like this meme. I'm stealing it.

>>11517164
Take a step closer and I'll crush ya skull unda my boot.

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>>11517150

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>>11517171
c

>>11517178
wheres ur proof then

>>11517171
For calling the bote slut attractive?

>>11517201
Yeah, especially me. I don't know how much cleaner I would need to get that kissmark off of my face.

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>>11516956
>Risky follows the man to the room, noticing his erection she smiles, glad to see she still had it.
>As they reach the room Risky turns to him.
Thank you, I'll be fine from here~
>She enters the room and closes the door, instantly striping herself of her garments
>Risky lets out a breathy moan as she slips into the water, the level rising so that her nipples are just poking out
I needed this~
>Risky grabs a wet towel and rests is over her eyes, and starts to drift off

>>11517238
the way you're acting right now is pretty cute

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>>11517035
Keep going, I'm almost hard.

>>11517271
>

>>11517152
>On some level he could feel her clenching in the throes of an orgasm, but he's too far gone to stop. So he hammers away, the tip kissing the deepest parts of her pussy. And then he starts to twitch, his length throbbing and threatening to explode deep inside. He'd normally stop, but he's totally lost it now and fucks her even harder, no matter what she says or wants
Ah.. Ah!

>>11517201
Ooh, gimme a smooch first. If you stain enough when the cops finally show they'll think your bossman is making venom that makes dudes heads cave in, it'll be great.

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>>11516982
Lurking in the darkness where we belong.

>>11517342
Lurk in the darkness of my asscrack you faggot.

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>>11517342
>darkness
fire*
Ftfy

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>>11517193
Ain't about to sound like nobody else.

>>11517294
Gettin' you hot as a whorehouse on nickel night?

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>>11517195
It's actual perfect weather for it, in my opinion. At this point, it'd be better for you to just ask to see my tits.
>>11517238
Cum backwards, nice.
>>11517245
Th-That's not how I understood it...

>>11517247
>He watched her go delighted, his ear pressed against the door, listening to the sound of her stripping and slipping into the water. Soon he cracked the door ajar slightly to watch as she began to drift into sleep. As soon as he had the oppurtunity he crept into the bath room and removed his pants, silently kneeling down he rested his erection on her face.

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>>11517262
inconclusive
case closed

>>11517407
i was going for mucha lucha but i guess that works too

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>>11517295
(I've got some stuff I need to do then bed so I'm afraid I have to call it here. Sorry Anon! It was lots of fun.)

>>11517407
It's okay, cutie. When your mind's that full of dick, some of those things just slip through the cracks. Or only one crack in your case.

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>>11517395
...Yup. Makes as little sense as McCree usually does. Howdy, partner..!

>>11517407
Can I see your tits?

>>11517449
(Don't worry about it, I had a great time too!)

>>11517436
pretty meager defense you put up cutie

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>>11517436
God damn it, you're a doll.
>>11517451
My mind is full of alcohol and booty right now, to be honest.
>>11517464
>Flashes.
>Realizes for the fifth time there's no art of her just showing off her tits.

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>>11517431
>As deep into her sleep as she was, Risky doesn't feel the cock lay on her face despite its weight.
>Her pouty lips spread a little, but not enough that anything could be done with it.
>Risky's large breasts rest on the surface of the water, the small waves lapping delectably at her nipples, causing them to perk up.

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>>11517456
You can slide, slickheel. Less of your lip.

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>>11517546
My.. Lip? Yah, you're talking to the wrong girl if you think you can control me.

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>>11517523
Man ass is still ass, queerbo. And maybe this'll help you out.

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>>11517569
Keep testin' me an' i'll have to beat you like a rented mule, darlin'.

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>>11517505
you dont even have any evidence

>>11517523
actually i'm a youkai

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>>11517601
Pfft, as if! Have you /seen/ MEKA? You think your nerf gun can get through its hull?

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>>11517585
Yeah, I have those. The one I got a kick out of the most was the armpit cum. I more or less meant her just showing her chest not doing anything else.
>>11517624
More like...cutai...cutie.

>>11517540
Ugh. Come on...
>The man frowned and grasped the base of his cock, stroking it slowly slowly as he stared at her bobbing breasts. From where he was positioned he couldn't get a good look at her ass but that wasn't a major problem. Repositioning himself he harshly smacked his cock against the woman's cheek a couple times, hoping to shake her from her slumber. A shit-eating grin plastered across his face.

>>11517624
if i wasnt lazy id go dive into the archives and grab some
that and im mildly embarrassed by it

>>11517624
Go to bed satori

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>>11517639
Best not be thinkin' your little toy car keeps you safe from a slug from a big iron, missy.

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>>11517699
That's what it's designed to do, oppa. Besides, I also have my Matrix. Give it up; you can't spar me!

>>11517523
>Nose bleeds until I passout.

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>>11517661
I mean, this one's about 95% of the way there, even if I'm not too crazy about the art itself.

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>>11517719
All them high tech gadgets ain't worth a tin o' beans, girlie. You can croon and cry and caterwaul 'til the cows come home, but it don't change the fact that thing's designed fer fightin' robots.

>>11517770
Kowai

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>>11517661
more like cutestallation

>>11517689
ohoho
what are you so embarrassed about, hm, anon? there's nothing incriminating in there at all!

>>11517694
don't wanna

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>>11517782
What are you even saying... Forget it! It's impossible to beat me 1v1! I'm Hana Song! Ha-Na! That means 'number 1', and no old cowboy's gonna demech me!

I WANT TO BREED

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THERES ONLY ROOM FOR ONE HOMOEROTIC COWBOY IN THIS WATERIN' HOLE

>>11517770
>Caresses hair

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>>11517679
>As the large rod of meat slaps her cheek Risky is jolted awake, pulling her head upright.
Ow, what the hell?
>With the towel covering her eyes she tries to get up and fails, splashing back down into the water.
>This causes the towel to fall, putting her face to face with the man's cock.
What do you think you are doing?

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>>11517768
Oh, yeah, that one. I forget and I lost my old folder, I think I left pixiv on page 9 or 10. Thank though.
>Pets more.
>>11517788
sacutie

>>11517788
its too mushy and i dont want to re-read my sappiness
it happened on valentine's day but that's the only hint i'm givin

>>11517828
SAME
PIN AND BREED

>>11517770
I nutted
Thanks

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>>11517826
Horsefeathers. Sounds like you got a hankerin' fer me to clean your plow. Iffen it weren't the case you'd not be jawin' me to death.

>>11517788
Do it

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>>11517859
>

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>>11517859
And here's a startlingly true to life one that you probably don't have either.

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>>11517917
Clean my.. Plow. You mean my mech, right? Aww, how sweet of you to offer to clean my warmachine, oppa! What do you want in return? Money? A selfie?

>>11517857
Like you weren't asking for it earlier.
>He sways his hips, waving his cock to and fro in her face.
You come into this place waving around an ass like that? You're just begging to get a dicking!
>He pursed his lips and stared down at her, smacking another blow against her cheek.
I mean... You were asking for it weren't you?

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>>11517976
Means give you a whipping for yammering on.

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>>11517859
cute depot princess

>>11517869
you're the one who needs to provide evidence, i wont find it for you
hehehehe

>>11517930
nooo

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>>11518013
Aish... Are you still trying to spar..? Come on, old man, stop being silly.

>>11517976
McCree looks like someone right out of the Incredibles in that one.

>>11518029
I WANNA BREED!

>>11518029
you asked where the proof was and i said where it is
can't get any clearer than that, hmph

I see circlejerks are making a comeback.

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>>11518035
Ain't the one been spoilin' fer a fight, doll. You've been sourin' my milk fer the past while now with your wobblin' jaw, goin' on like you got summat to prove.

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>>11517954
I can't help it now.
>Throwing her arms around him, she continued to pet the stupid cute.
>>11517968
Actually have it, never cropped it since I didn't have a use for it as of yet.
>>11518029
Cute 2hu

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>>11517997
>Risky looks up and glares at the man an angry look crossing her face.
Look I don't care what you think, NOTHING is going to happen.
>Risky stands, the closeness of their bodies causing the dick to slid up the front of her body.
Now get that thing away from me.
>Risky turns to leave and probably get her weapons, her unhindered boobs bouncing and ass giving a light jiggle.

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>>11518097
...I don't need to prove anything! You're the one saying all that gibberish, not me!

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>>11518089
>waaah people are interacting in ways I DON'T LIKE

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What scenarios and character types do you want to see more of, /erp/?

>>11518125
>Seeing an oppurtunity and taking it the man gazed at her ass, such an absolutley perfect bubble butt... Stepping up behind Risky he reeled his hand back and smacked her directly on her left cheek. His hand clamping down to grip the flesh.
Fuck look at that jiggle! You have an ass built for fucking!

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>>11518055
sorry anon, i'm not a farmer

>>11518076
you don't ask a judge to find the evidence themself, fool
you present it

>>11518104
you're named supply depot princess because you're got a neverending supply of cuteness

>>11518191
feminization shit
girls that are built but not like muscleblob shit
weird monsters to fuck

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>>11518147
Talkin' straighter'n you've been. I ain't the one claimin' some overengineered plastic paraphanalia's gonna' give me a leg up over someone been doin' what I do years longer'n I have.

>>11518231
since when were you a judge
i thought that was the yama

>>11518238
What sort of weird monsters? I could ava a weird monster!

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>>11518104
>Already being more than accustomed to the usual onslaught of pats and kissus that come his way, he doesn't even bother to put up a fight, simply relenting with an audible sigh at the sudden wrapping of the bote's pasty arms around him.
What is this, the sixth person I've got on my trail now?

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>>11518245
That- That doesn't even make any sense! Get it straight, babo-ya! My mech is all metal, not plastic. Don't underestimate me, I'm undefeated.

>>11518191
scary looking girls

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>>11518275
Undefeated? That don't wash from what i've heard, but tell yourself whatever you like, doll.

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>>11518254
Low end: Creepier end of monster girls, or at least the more monster-y ones.
High end: pic related

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>>11518196
>Feeling the slap Risky reels around about to smack him back when she slips on the wet tiles.
Ow, shit...
>Risky falls, banging her knees on the hard stone floor putting her in a rather compromising position...

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>>11518320
Mwo- (Wha-)... What have you heard? Who told you that?

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>>11518328
Fun fact. I in fact did an RP as that exact fellow not long ago!

>Skitters into thread.

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>>11518348
Ol' grapevine's a wondrous thing, ain't it?

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>>11518231
Mistress of the Palace of the Cute Spirits
>>11518256
Shut up, you literally ask for it.
>Continuing to pet and dote upon, she pulled his face into her cleavage to try and shut him up. One arm kept him in place while the other ran through his hair as she played with him.

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>Captcha: Mercer Navigator
>>11518375
Neo! (You!) You didn't answer me! Tell me, now! C'mon, oppa...

>>11518338
Okay. Miss, you'll have to forgive me but I'm gonna go in dry here.
>Kneeling behind her the man grabbed each of her plump asscheeks and spread them. lining his cock up with her puckered anus he drove his hips forward attempting to spear her ass with his raging erection with little to no care for her comfort.

>>11518365
Sure would be a concidence if I was the one that wanted the tf shit too.
That'd be weiiiird.

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>>11518253
judge is a job, not a species
i can be a judge too, fool

>>11518386
you're an abyssal because you came from the abyss of cuteness

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>>11518398
I'd bet the whole world's seen you make a fool of yourself by now, darlin'. Or didja' reckon you could keep everythin' under wraps? Real world ain't dependent on pampered pop star press releases.

>>11518191
i wanna tickle a cute anime gril until she squeals and cries.

>>11518455
i know that, you big eyed goof
but i doubt you got the qualifications to be a judge

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>>11518469
...I have no idea what you're talking about. A fool? Heol, never! Don't be so vague!

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>>11518438
>The mannequin spider skittered along the wall, approaching the man slowly at first then gaining in speed once it was sure sure it could entrap him. With a violent hissing noise, the creature pounced.

i wanna have a cute comfy lewd session with cuddling and tender sex

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>>11518386
What are you on about? One second I post a pic of you with your tits out, and the next second you-mmmf!
>Caught off guard with the sudden yank forward into the ghostly globes of flesh practically spilling out over the top of her her sweater, the stillness he once displayed quickly morphing into a garbled flurry of movement as his supply of oxygen is severed, replaced by the surprising warmth of her chest. Soon enough she would feel a warm tingle begin to grow where she had him firmly rooted in place. Whether that was because of the friction of trying to wriggle free or the furious blush adorning his face was anybody's guess.

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>>11518421
Wait, what?
>Risky turns her head as the man grips her cheeks and sees his large cock line with her star.
NO I've never done that be-
>Risky is cut off as the man tries to push himself into her, managing to only fit his fat head inside.
AHHHHH
>Risky screams as only a small portion of his length gets in. A small trickle on blood leaking from her ass.
Y-you asshole...

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>>11518493
Had your horns clipped a couple times by now, doll. Folk find that out if you broadcast every fight you're ever in to the world.

10th day of no fap

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Would you enjoy getting close to a mouse, /trash/? Having her crawl all over your body and your cock is just as big are she is, tenderly stroking her fun with one finger...

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>>11518569
Pfft, please. That was... Hana. Not D.Va. D.Va is un-D.Feated!
>It was clear the girl, normally accustomed to being put on the spot, was floundering for an excuse.

>>11518498
Agh-!
>Nearly blacking out as the creature slammed him (and his skull) to the concrete, his head spun as he wriggled underneath the heavy mass. Did he knock a shelf over or something? It was hard to tell with his head spinning and currently unable to look up at the creature.

>>11518581
Yes but this particular mouse is NOT for lewd.

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>>11518455
you're in former hell because nothing as cute as you could be in actual hell
>>11518533
>Her arm wrapped around him barred his escape from the depths of her chest as she herself started to wear a tinge of pink across her face. Suffocating him in the warm, softness of her breasts, she laughed under her breath while she continued to pet him. She gave him a bit of freedom so as to not kill the poor boy but would only let him go so far as to bring his nose above her plump chest he was stuck between.

>>11518560
Oh fuuuuuUUUuuuuck you're tight!
>He groaned out as he pushed harder, driving his hips forward and sinking another two inches into her ass.
I have to say miss, this is the finest ass I've seen in all my years. Absolutley incredible!
>His hands gripped onto her ass and began to squeeze and kneed at the flesh, raising a hand back and leaving a firm spank.

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>>11518613
My mistake.
>The cowboy shrugs, leans back in his seat, and places his hat over his face to cover it. Looks like he's going to sleep.

>>11518656
You're a lewd

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>>11518488
my qualification is my third eye

>>11518656
how long is it taking you to come up with these

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>>11518697
What- I- You-
>Dumbfounded and more than a bit disappointed- not that she'd show it-, Hana huffs and crosses her arms beneath her chest. Unfair.

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>>11518704
Occasionally.
>>11518706
Look....I don't know anything about 2whos, dammit.

>>11518706
you and that eye being cute doesn't fulfill the requirements, silly

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>>11518666
>Risky merely responds with more screaming, as the man rips farther into her.
A-at least use l-lube you monster.
>Risky tries to pull away, anything to remove the dick that is inside her. In so much pain the slap barely registers in her mind.
>Tears start streaming from her eyes, some from the pain and some from the feeling of being violated in her ass.

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>>11518776
hmhmhm

>>11518794
yes it does i can see into your fucking heart

>>11518656
>The warm and plump makeshift cavern she foisted him in doing no favors in quelling the searing red hue staining across his cheeks, he finally finds some respite upon feeling her oddly strong grasp lax some, bursting his head from the sea of white with what little wiggle room he has. Though his mouth was still trapped under the surface, his nostrils nonetheless took in generous gulps of air with their newfound freedom, the firm exhales spreading a dull warmth across the areas of her chest not yet smushed against his features, almost tickling her as he looks up at her face enjoying every second of his predicament with desperate eyes.

>>11518837
it takes more than mind-reading to be a judge
'sides since you can see into my fucking heart it should be easy to find proof

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>>11518837
B-Bully.
>>11518849
>Looking down at the struggling male trapped within her grasp, she played with him and ruffled his hair a little bit. She inevitably ended up fixing up the now-messy hair as she went back to petting her new toy. Her deep blue eyes gazed down at him with a content smile resting across her face that had the hint of red building up.
You're not going to run or anything if I let you go, are you?

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>>11518900
fuck you im tired now
bedtime

>>11518946
goodnight you cute fuckhands mcmike

>>11518814
F-Fuck I just have to bottom out!
>He threw his head back and let out another resounding slap as he started to pull her ass further down his cock, inch after inch of his member being swallowed by her ass.
Nearly there... Just gotta...
>Another smack and another thrust and his hips were flush her ass, his cock fully imbeded in the pirate's fat rear.

>>11518983
night night cutie

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>>11518983
G'night qtpa2t

>>11518946
>The question may have just been rhetorical as his mouth was still wedged tight in between the two ghostly mounds still hugging the lower half of his head. The once desperate eyes now half-lidding into a "seriously?" form of expression, he obliges her nonetheless. Though it would obviously be nothing more than garbled nonsense, he tries his best at vocalizing with what very little room he has, the reverberations rumbling up the plush cushions holding him in place as he garbles out his side of the "conversation".

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>>11518992
N-NO
>Risky yells out as more of his cock disappears into her butt, the blood from her ripped ring making it only barely easier for the cock to go in
STOP YOU'RE GONNA BREAK ME
>Risky starts to panic as her belly starts to distend, her body making room for the man
>As he bottoms out Risky collapses, her arms and legs no longer able to support her as her face lays on the stone floor.

Someone please post cards.

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>>11519106
>Giggling at his attempt to communicate with her as she had just hoped for a shake of his head, his muffled words tickled while she placed her hand on the back of his head. She stuffed his face back into the depths of her cleavage while giving her chest a little shake from side to side with him stuck in between two pillowy mounds. Pulling him out from his imprisonment, she still chuckled underneath her breath while she let him have a moment of relief.
You could've just shook your head. Anyway, I wanted to take this off but I couldn't exactly do that while holding onto you.
>Without waiting to hear a yes or no, she was already pulling her sweater over her head and simply standing before him with nothing but her underwear on. She reached back and unfastened the clasp holding up her modest chest, pulling the straps off from her entirely, and holding the only thing hiding her bare chest in place with her hand now. Pulling the bra away from her, she exposed her chest with her breasts freely swaying in the air from her little strip tease one might call it. She held out her arms to him with her large, pale breasts with the light pink nubs on full display for him along with giving him the choice to accept the embrace.

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>>11519201

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>>11519201
(Nope, sorry. Just me.)

>>11519446
Who?

>>11519459
(Erika. Thirsty homo poster.
No one important.)

>>11519446
Hello.

>>11519273
>Figuring that his snarky bullshit of an answer would land him square back into the plush tomb of meat that threatened to leave him as white as his captor with each second wedged deep inside, he accepted his fate upon the second dip forward, now motionless in his movements but still teeming with warmth as she now teased him with the subtle wiggle of her chest. Expecting the worst, his eyes widen some upon being suddenly torn away, technically freed but nowhere near escaped from the teasing allure of her supple chest. Before he even has a moment to react to his once again acquired freedom, her sweater had already fluttered to the floor, the click of her strap finally managing to send his already garbled mind back into reality, and square into the tantalizing sight before him. Perhaps it was his up close and personal look that left him in his current state, but nary a single hint of fluster shone across his face as she stood now outstretched with a very tempting offer before him, though the blush still remained. No, there was quite a different feeling swimming through him, and he knew of only one way to express it. Without barely a moment's hesitation, he melted back into her embrace, his still crimson face returning to familiar territory, sinking once again into the now unobstructed feast of flesh before him, his head now drifting side to side in it's welcoming embrace.

(I'm really sorry if I'm doing shit and these are taking too long. I can already feel this response being far longer than it should. It's been a good while since I've had a session.)

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>>11519534
>A content smile adorned her ever growing crimson face while he willingly came back into her warmth. She was more than happy to accept him again while she wrapped her arms around him. One hand went back to caressing him as her digits ran through his hair and the other wandered along his back. She shrugged her shoulders while she held him so as to envelope him in her bust that much more. She cradled him in the plush cushioning of her bust to and fro.
Eheh, I didn't even expect to get into anything this late so I'm not sure how long I'll be around. I've just been enjoying playing around with you.)

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Comfy hours already?

>>11519674
You want to make a session out of this but put it off for another time when it's not so late? Because I've got some ideas in mind. And likewise. I've forgotten how fun you were to play with.

>>11519689
Yes!
>Leaps at the bird and snuggle sagainst him before falling asleep immediatly because 2 am

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>>11519201
Sorry, too tired.

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>>11519712
We can, if you want. I can just get carried away with stuff at times and this was definitely one of them. Also, whachu mean forgotten? I don't remember ever really doing anything with you.

>>11519786
I'll only be square with it if you are. And you wouldn't have known it was me, anyways. It was a long while ago before I started making threads. I bantered and had a session or two with your Vivian back then. They were fun.

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>>11519842
Okay, one fuck IOU is yours. Oh, if that was me, that was forever ago.

>>11519884
Don't you give that to me begrudgingly or anything. And I gave it a quick lookup. August of 2016. You've been banting and salivating over cock longer than I thought.

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>>11519721
>Cuddles the anon and lets him sleep within his arms.

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>>11519930
It wasn't, dumb. It's been longer actually.

>>11519689
(Hey, you do male on male sessions, right?)

>>11519982
Oh, I figured that much. Still, a year is quite a long while. That was back when you still had that tan DFC who spoke only in ebonics.

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>>11519992
(I do)

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>>11520049
J-Jesus, you remember her? It came as a surprise to see somebody pick her up for a short lived moment not too long ago. She was purely for dicking around. I had about 5+ images of poorly shopped in mspaint for some stupid shit I'd find on google since I only had like 10 images of her originally.

>>11520084
Yeah, it was her and some other crazy looking bitch with one glowing eye. I do remember you trying to do some openings with the hood rat, though. Don't remember if you ever got any bites. I definitely would have even though she would've sounded like she grew up in the projects.

>>11520163
You mean some other person that I played or speaked in ebonics? I think I still let somebody smash but it wasn't often nor a lot.

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>>11520215
I don't know, did the demonic psycho loli or whoever it was speak like a ghetto thug too?

>>11520058
(If you have the time, would you be comfy doing a session with a beefy, white wolf?)

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>>11520267
(I wouldn't mind such a session.)

>>11520253
Oh, Orendi. No, she didn't but she was just as crazy if not more so. I don't think I ever did anything with her lewd-wise though.

>>11520253
>demon psycho loli
You've piquied my interste

>>11520298
I can see why. I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near that mouth if you paid me. Well, it's getting late and I won't keep you up any longer. Thanks for all the fun tonight, bote slut. Definitely looking forward to continuing.

>>11520377
Thanks, I have hardly any sense of self-control so I've been pushing back a cut-off point in time when I was going to bed. Let's just say I first told myself I'd go to sleep a couple hours ago. I'll catch you later, nerd.

>>11520286
(Perfect! Then I'll start right away!)
>It had been a unaccountable amount of time that had passed as Venfir traveled through countless planes and distant lands, all for the sake of adventure of course. It was in his heritage and blood to scour the lands far and wide, meeting new faces, and in rare cases, new races as his species was known to do. Though, he had ventured much farther than any other person in his family tree, going off to new areas that weren't even marked on a map! Such areas were quite odd, as he saw countless amount of odd, broken down automatons, and a handful of ugly, pig-like creatures that occasionally tried to rob him. Thanks to his physique from traveling so much, they really didn't stand much of a chance. The poor things, really. Aside from the rude introductions from the local thugs in the area, his luck wasn't much better with the normal locals. Often time he'd enter a seemingly public place, and they'd scream from seeing a large, burly wolf. Humans were no stranger to him, but it seemed to be the opposite case with them. They were often too filled with fear to even hear him attempt to calm them, causing him to just stick with his old fashioned ways and sleeping against a tree. Walking countless miles through the large, grassy plane, he slumped himself up against a tree, groaning from his poor feet and hunger catching up to him.
Gruggh....what a weird place. Its like they've never seen my type around here before...
>Overcome with fatigue and hunger, he simply huffed and placed his backpack filled with supplies down, slowly pulling out some firewood and rocks to ignite a fire. He wasn't particularly worried about anything sneaking up on him, all he really wanted was something warm next to him while he dozed off, which would be rather easy considering the only sound that was in the air was the wind itself and the fire crackling the wood apart.

Does anybody remember that one game that had a bunch of webms of girls/guys fucking monsters? I remember there was a minotaur, a snake woman, and even cowgirls.

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>>11520533
>As the sun does rise, so too must the moon, as the light that once casts over the land must face to give way to the light cast down from the great star of the night. Thankfully, tonight of many nights, was not a blood moon, so the creatures of the calamity were at bay - for now, anyway. The bard, a common traveler around the ruins that was once the proud kingdom of Hyrule, saw the night rise not as a time for rest, but for a time to continue to play on so that the wondering civilians or nearby settlements could hear his music in peace that such troubled times still has some peace within the people. A proud Rito musician, he played upon a large rock overseeing the forest before him, playing his accordion as he would do night and day, of music that he had either written himself, learned from his old teacher, or found when researching the ancient verses of the land he explored. One thing was off though, tonight of all night he had seen a light brightly shining from within the school of trees. People know better not to camp out alone, and even so, if the moon were to rise people were to make haste for the nearest stable or town just so they could be within the fields of watch. Kass was curious, especially knowing that there were no minions about, or there'd be chanting of nonsense and probably the smell of cooking animal carcasses for consumption. Compressing his accordion, Kass made his way down towards the lit area, curious to see who could be deep within the forest at this kind of night. His footsteps were light, but that didn't mean they didn't make a sound. As he approached he noticed the form was rather broad looking... Furry, even. Was it maybe a Lynel? No, it was too small to be one of those monster... He continued his approach further.

>ERPing
>in the /erp/ thread
Nani?

I want to ERP with ___ today

>>11520705
kill yourself Peridot

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>>11520713

>>11520767
don't pretend you aren't you retard
kill yourself

>>11520633
>Venfirs long, weary day of travelling had dulled his canine-like senses, completely unaware that he was alone. Normally he'd be able to hear anything within a good distance. If his hearing failed him, his acute sense of smell that he was blessed with saved his skin more times than he could count. Sadly, both of his vital senses were blocked from his drowsiness, and the smell of smoke eating away at the self-constructed bonfire he had compiled. With his arms crossed across his burly chest, Venfir could feel the night taking him away, starting the long, gentle process of a well needed rest...that is until something started to enter his vicinity. He had a feeling something, or someone would sneak up on him in a place like this, especially after the countless amount of times he was attacked by strange creatures. He wasn't exactly in the best fighting shape either, as his claws were blunt, and his hunger was debilitating him from most basic functions. Still, it was in his species nature to fight in any condition for survival, and he was ready to do just that as he heard someone approaching his fire. Snapping his eyes wide open, and tossing himself from the tree, he instantly got up onto his feet in a menacing stance, hunching over with his claws unsheathed, giving his visitor a visual warning.
Who goes there? If you're not one of those monsters that roam the night, then speak now, or this will get messy quick!

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>>11520795
How about you stop just posting pictures and come out like the fucking retarded psychopath you are Perishit?

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>got fired from work
>a dozen other people fired too
Hahahaha fuck life. I need some fat asses.

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>>11520806

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>>11520813

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>>11520813
here's a random thing I grabbed off of Paulino's folder

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>>11520793
>Kass was quickly startled, expecting to see something more amalgamated like the many pig like creatures. However, to his surprise, before his very eyes, he saw a wolf. White fur, although a bit dirty, and a stance that was upright and almost human, he was confused as to what he was seeing. A new race, perhaps? Surly it was one he had not seen in the past, especially many years of traveling. To hear him speak came to a surprise, obviously more sentient and sane compared to actual monster, but the real question in, was he hostile or friendly? First impression are everything, and with the beast already taking an offensive stance, claws bared, already gave off a high level of threat. Taking a step back, Kass placed on of his wings to the back of his hip - specifically, so a small knife he often carried just in case flying wasn't going to cut it. He tried to remain calm and as composed as possible, especially at the face of danger, but the scent of fear was obvious within their air around him.
H-hold on there! I come not to make trouble, I simply came to feed my curiosity...
>He spoke the truth, but even answering his questions only brought up more. He held the questions for later, unsure whether or not they'd be answered, especially in such a tense situation. The large avian didn't move a muscle, keeping his position as he awaited for what could possible happen next. The winds continued to blow across the land, shaking the trees and creating quite a natural noise along with the snapping and crackle of the fire that cast the wolf's shadow. Kass gulped... He wasn't exactly planning on becoming a meal today, nor to be struck down within this lifetime. He took a step back, obvious that he wasn't interested in fighting, nor wishing to intensify this already tense situation.
Th-the fire. Not many would be so daring to camp out at night in the middle of the wilderness. It's said to be unsafe as traveling in the open of broad daylight around monster settlements.

>>11520813
>>11520836
>>11520848
I want to bury my face in all of these butts


...and maybe sniff them

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>>11520954
You can bury your face in them all you like, anon
>sniff them
Nevermind.

>>11521009
Dangit

>>11520927
>Unfortunately for Venfir, his eyes were still adjusting themselves after momentarily shifting to sleep for only a mere minute. Though, as the odd, large figure made itself apparent through voice, his vision became less hazy, giving him further focus on who had stepped into his mini camping area. To his realization, the creature that stood before him wasn't anything he had quite seen before. In fact, it was more eye appealing than anything as it gave him some relief that it wasn't a monster, but in fact a human-like bird! Blinking twice to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, he let out a heavy sigh of relief, lowering one hand against his thigh, and the other behind his head, scratching the back of his noggin in embarrassment.
Oh! Terribly sorry! You see it has been quite a long day for me as all the locals in the area claimed I was some type of monster, similar to the ones that stroll around at night. I thought you were one of them, but you look..
>He gulped as he was unable to say the last bit on his mind. In his species, there wasn't any type of genetic preference to gender, meaning he was a wolf that would be proud with male, or female, and the large avian before him certainly invoked a primal feeling within him. To make the awkward silence less longer than need be, he let out a gentle cough in hopes it would give the bird that he was merely letting out a cough.
G-gwah...apologies. What I was going to say was that you're something I'd much rather see than the variety of odd creatures here.
>To make the situation less tense for the two of them, he let out a gentle huff and sat himself down against the tree behind him, concealing his brandished claws back into the confines of his fingers.
Hmm, if its so dangerous at night, then how come you're strolling around? Did the locals outcast you as well?

Randice?

Toneth?

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>>11521025
Just don't push your weird fetishes on others out of nowhere, anon.
I'd be willing to go with it if you didn't ham-fist it in like that, but now I'm not so sure. I'm just gonna go watch a movie now, okay? Here's one more butt you weirdo.

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>>11521080
>To his relief, the wolf was more friendly than he had anticipated. Thank Hylia, too... Relaxing himself, Kass was finally able to let out a looooong sigh, forgetting to breathe the entire time he had been struck with fear for his life, faced with a ferocious looking beast. Standing straight, he made a slow approach, his form now radiant with the light given off by the flickering flames. The fire danced and snapped, still alive for as long as the wood still provide enough fuel to burn. He wasn't all that comfortable sitting next to the wolf, especially when the sudden tense moment kind of made him a bit weary of him... Instead he crouched down by the fire, a little distance put between the two as he began with his response.
For me, I'm welcomed by many people, as my people, known as the Rito, although a rare sigh, are native to these lands. Although not many of my people go out to explore outside their own region, I, on the other hand, explore many areas, so I know many travelers and settlers as I make my way. For the night, however, I'm flight capable, so I can flee from any tense situation if necessary. The monsters of the lands aren't very bright, save for one vicious creature known as the Lynel.
>Picking up a branch from the dirt, he poked at the fire, moving about the ash scarred wood scraps. There was a moment of silence before he continued on with his words.
However, it does not surprise me that people would be scared of someone like you. I mean not to give offense, but not even I have seen someone such as yourself. Where do you hale from, if I may ask?
>Taking his eyes off the fire, he turned his gaze back onto the white wolf to examine him further. Although such a foreign sight, something about him seemed... Attractive. A kind of odd way to describe them, but how else could one describe a species he had not seen before? Or at least in such a near human-like shape.

>>11521156
If only ... this shit is worse than a cockroach. Still crawling and leaking abominable ichors.

>>11521237
If you hate it so much, you're always free to leave, anon.

>>11521162
>He had to think for a moment that of course a giant bird-like creature could just fly away. His basic thought process was delivering something quite different from the features that a bird would use for their survival. Aside from those thoughts stirring within his cranium, he was surprised to find out that there were far more terrifying creatures than the countless skeletons and goblin-like creatures he had the displeasure of meeting. Thank the stars that the bird-man was friendly.
A Lynel? Sounds like quite a fierce creature...I'm glad that I've encountered someone friendly in this area!
>He let out a gruff, light-hearted chuckle, giving the bird the impression that he was jolly at heart. He watched as the large, feathered creature prod the fire with a stick, as anyone would do to prolong a fires life. Not wanting to be a rude host, he lurched over to his abnormally large backpack, pulling it towards him and digging through the various items he has collected throughout his journey in this plane, most of it consisting of apples and odd mushrooms.
True. My appearance does not ring out such a friendly vibe...but truly, I mean no harm to anyone I come across unless they mean harm, especially in a area like this where most things have attacked me. Thats why I was so aggressive back there, because I thought you'd be another one of 'em. Ah...but its good to see a friendly face. Where do I hale from? I dont have a specific birthplace, as I have always traveled with my family until I grew old enough to venture on my own. If I had to give a description, it was in a vast, mountainous area that was covered in snow, flooded with large, lizard, bat-like creatures that could spew fire! It may seem far fetched, but I speak nothing but the truth. I dont believe I've given you my name, nor a meal to make our first greeting more gracious. My name is Venfir, and I am considered to be a "Wolf", but I am unaware of what my species is called. What might your name be?

>>11521241
>Being reasonable on 4chan.
HERESY! *BLAM*

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I bet you didn't think of this when you woke up this morning

>>11521264
Go back to bed Paul

>>11521264
Kill yourself, Paul.

>>11521264
I wasn't expecting to see your autistic ass, no.

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I hope you guys have been keeping an eye out for those North Korean dogs.

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>>11521245
O-oh, right, of course... My name is Kass, and as I've said before, I am a Rito. Though, normally people would refer us to birds, since such features are quite obvious.
>Raising his wing, he examined his own hand before placing it on his face to touch his own beak. Indeed the distinctions were quite obvious that he was an avian. Lowing his hand back to his side, Kass turned his head to the wolf once more, smiling as he didn't seem as threatening as he was in the beginning.
Ah, I too am full glad that you are a friendly traveler. Again, my apologies for hearing that your journey has lacked kindness from others, but at least up to this point you have at least managed to find one out of the many who would take the chance to make your acquaintance.
>He took a seat closer to the wolf now, tired of crouching as doing so made his legs a little tired. He leaned onto on of his wings, rather closely to the wolf. It seemed like all his worries had disappeared and that now he was in the presence of a friend rather than a stranger. Hearing his voice especially made the night more enjoyable, especially as the two conversed with one another and shared a thing or two about themselves.
I may not look like it, but I'm not much of a Rito of combat. Most of my people just use bow and arrow, the preferred weapon of choice when in the air, or spears when fighting on land. I don't own either of such weapons, only carrying with me my accordion as I am a traveling musician. Of course, tonight doesn't seem like such a night for a song, as I don't wish to bore you with such verses as it would many others who have heard the legends before many-a-times by other folks.
>Raising his wing, he scratched the side of his beak, chuckling softly before smiling up at the burly wolf. He felt safe within his presence, especially knowing since he was quick to his feet, he assumed he'd do the same if any real danger were to appear... Or at least so he had hopped.

>>11521296
Go back to /pol/ faggot.

>>11521264
I really want you to go kill yourself. If that filename is any indication, I really want you to hurry the fuck up with it.

>>11521316
It's from some North Korean cartoon and is a representation of American women. It's not a /pol/ thing.

>>11521350
Sure. Now go back to /pol/ or even better kill yourself.

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How's about we focus more on non-paul things

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>>11521316
Ahh, a Korean spy, no doubt!

>>11521350
A pretty fitting one too, if I may say so myself!

>>11521350
It's from a while back right? I think I remember a thread about it on /co/ like a year or two ago.

>>11521364
Speaking of fitting, you seem pretty tight.

>>11521359
How about you run yourself into a vat of molten metal?

>>11521364
Fucked up, /pol/ sub-human furry redditor. You make me want to puke.

>>11521378
Hi paul

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>>11521378
Is there a reason you're so hilarious asshurt this fine morning, or are you always like this at 5am?

>>11521316
I don't think so, Kim.

>>11521364
..I'd fuck a North Korean

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>>11521372
American women are known to be quite perky, don't you know?

>>11521378
Now now, there's no need to be mad at me. You North Koreans started this mess after all. We are just trying to liberate you from it.

>>11521397
I'm aware, though I've never seen one quite as alluring as you, ma'am. Would you mind giving me a taste of that trademark "freedom"?

>>11521395
She's American, dummy. Though through the eyes of a North Korean. Weird.

>>11521397
I want furries to go and stay go.

>>11521385
Is there a reason you're so hilarious useless or are you always like this every single day?

>>11521397
You can free me from your furry shit, by drinking ammonia. Animal fucker.

>>11521312
(Just a heads up, it will be a bit before my next reply!)

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>>11521416

>>11521397
Fuck off.

>>11521416
Kys paul

>>11520813
(That's a fantastic butt on that girl)

Paul's really going for it today, huh?

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>>11521419
(Take your time~)

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>>11521412
>>11521416
>>11521421
My my, it looks like the Korean scum is running rampant this morning.

Ah well, I guess your liberation will have to wait just a tad longer.

>>11521404
Don't you worry, my dear oppressed citizen, you shall taste the sweet nectar of freedom soon enough!