HG thread.
Cage Games 42.
>>11496103
And we move on to a very boring feast.
>>11496137
>Jerry walks towards the cornucopia and takes the staff leaning towards it
Hmm, weird. No one else came.
(You sure you set the game to a high death rate?)
>>11496096 (The now deceased anon)
>
>>11496137
Day four.
>>11496162
I'm pretty sure. We're not that many days ahead.
>>11496171
>2 3D and anime trap
$100 on the anime buff.
>>11496171
>Lynn realizes that's he's made it to the final three and tries to keep calm
Alright, we're here at last, focus Jerry.
(Oh.)
>>11496171
Night four. We have a winner in the next slide!
>>11496202
>Jerry pushes the hockey guy off of him, clearly not in the mood.
Get the fuck off me!
>>11496202
Day five.
What a bloody disaster.
>>11496193
Looks like you were right.
>>11496230
Congratulations Astolfo
HG is fucking dead.
>>11496237
Placements.
>>11496242
Summary
>>11496239
You don't say
>>11496230
FUCK! SHIT!
>>11496237
Congratulations.
>>11496242
Thank you.
>>11496237
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>>11496242
>>11496253
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>>11496239
I wish I was
>>11496237
Hey, I did it!
>>11496237
Congratulations
>>11496242
Thanks for hosting
>>11496237
>>11496242
>>11496253
>>11496273
>>11496242
Thanks again Cageboy.
>>11496273
Grats.
>>11496273
Now do me
>>11496242
>Neo bows in thanks to the host.
>>11496237
>There's a vague salute in the winners direction.
>>11496237
T'anks!
>>11496259
>>11496267
>>11496272
>>11496276
>>11496279
>>11496281
>>11496285
>>11496286
No problem guys. Thanks for participating. I'll have the winscreen ready soon.
>>11496273
Congrats, kid.
>>11496239
as someone who's been here forever
decrease in activity always happens around this time of year. classes have started back up and people are busy. it will get more active around the holidays
Test
>>11496300
we've been on trash for a;most two years now...
>>11496307
ICLES
>SLURPS
>KK
>>11496279
>>11496281
>>11496299
>wasted my whole day not even doing anything
>>11496330
Winscreen for you.
>>11496386
This is the first thing you see in Hell.
Hey guys.
Here's a game.
Give entries.
>>11496307
>>11496386
>something something chastity cage joke
>>11496391
Popeye
>>11496391
Mikudayo
>>11496391
Zer0
>>11496391
Julia Douglas
Too obvious.
>>11496391
Sliver Queen
>>11496391
Googolplex of Crazy Frogs
>>11496391
James Storm
>>11496391
Mecha Sonic
>>11496391
Astolfo!
>>11496386
Thank you!
>>11496373
>spic
>a chad
bro
>>11496391
Crendor
>>11496391
Phil Kessel
>>11496391
Shikyoh
>>11496391
Matt the Pirate
>>11496391
Karl Pilkington
>>11496391
Araragi Karen
>>11496391
Nicole Watterson
>>11496391
Eggs With Legs
>>11496391
Blu Boys
>>11496391
Shrersh
>>11496391
Nyaaa
>>11496391
Little Toy Robot
>>11496391
Bud Spencer
>>11496391
Eto Yoshimura
>>11496391
Feels Bad Man
>>11496391
Girlyzuka
>>11496393
That got a kek out of me.
>>11496391
Thanks for hosting Adachi.
I'm off to bed. Have a good evening!
>>11496441
God, this girl is cute.
>>11496391
Parker Dinkleman
>>11496391
Captain Luna
>>11496447
>I was sure you'd heard it before.
>>11496391
Too many Ahris
>>11496447
Night, Cage.
>>11496447
Sleep well.
>>11496447
Night.
>>11496391
Mr. B8er
>>11496451
Look s a bit like- oh.
>>11496391
You Nadacuckme
>>11496391
ANGERY
>>11496391
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11496391
Cara Delevingne
>>11496391
I GOTTA TELL YOU BABY LIFE'S BEEN GOOD TO MEEEE
>>11496391
The Ultimate Showdown
>>11496391
Bobby Fulbright
>>11496391
Usotsuki
>>11496391
Roxas
>>11496391
Xiao
>>11496391
Eggman-kun
>>11496391
The Unstoppably Amazing Caotian Usopp of the Usoppp Pirates
>>11496391
Sam the Candyman
>>11496525
Caotia must be wonderful in this season.
reap me up
>>11496391
Gabe The Glue Man Degrossi
>>11496541
>>11496541
I'm redongo nyaaaaaa~~
>>11496541
I'm redongo bongo!
>>11496541
reap me up inside
>missed every game today
Words cannot express my anger.
>>11496391
Late Star Butterfly
>>11496541
redongo bongo lol
>>11496541
>>11496455
>>11496574
Swap plz
>>11496541
Begin.
>>11496571
>>11496539
Oh yeah, totally. Caotia is great, my favorite thing of all time...
(Ohoo god, what the hell is a Caotia?!)
>>11496587
>Thrill Ride
>Swapping
It's an unlimited roster.
>>11496541
>The cloaked edgelord enters the battlefield, wondering if he's going to end up sleep deprived like last time.
"Let's go."
>>11496605
Thought he would cut off at a certain point though.
>>11496603
>Just realized I wrote Caotia instead of Captain
>I think I'm just going to kill myself
Sorry for the wait, I was busy flexing my boner.
>>11496639
>There they are again, the voices. The assassin already wants out of this Arena since he knows what's coming, but he can't bring himself to impale his own body on his blade just yet.
>>11496639
>The girl looks at Feels Bad Man floating while he's sitting on his chair. Karen tries to shake her head a couple of times but he keeps floating.
Am I dreaming?
>>11496639
Man and I thought thrill ride was the bottom of the barrel.
>>11496639
This makes sense since we have no feet.
>>11496656
>>11496639
>the army doesn't really enjoy the meal as it tastes like salt
>>11496639
>Roxas groans, clutching his head
"Sora... get OUT, GET OUT, I'M ME, NOBODY ELSE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!"
>>11496679
>>11496639
Well I know you hate X-Factor, but you don't have to talk to me like that.
>>11496672
You haven't seen the bottom of the barrel yet.
>>11496639
>Kiritsugu mistakes the black cat girl for his daughter, picking her up and hugging her.
>>11496697
This is just the same like 20 events every slide though.
>>11496697
>Who Zer0's waifu is, is up for the reader to decide.
>>11496697
"So many memories... Is this what Xion went through? Make it stop..."
>>11496708
>20
Try 9.
Quality is greater than quantity.
These games get more RP than thrill ride.
>>11496741
I was counting all your events with the same text but different tribute counts.
>>11496639
>Star almost nods off, quickly lifting her head back up and letting out a small yawn.
Damn, how much longer until Ahri gets bac-
>She immediately pauses and looks on in confusion at what seemed to be multiple Ahris in their camp.
........ I need some shut-eye.
>>11496697
>The lack of sleep seemed to have affected her worst that she taught, her face twisting in disgust upon the discovery.
Ugh! No wonder it tasted so stale. Well no point in wasting it!
>>11496741
"HEARTLESS!"
>Roxas takes wild swings at Eggman-Kun and Shikyoh, missing often.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME, WHERE'S MY HEART YOU CORRUPTED FUCKS, GIVE IT BACK!"
>>11496741
I'm so nyaaaaaa tired.
>>11496741
I-I think I'm seeing shit..
>>11496748
There's seriously only 9 events.
>>11496810
Train sama nyaaaa
>>11496763
>>11496821
Truly the epitome of nice rp
>>11496810
>It's all sleep deprivation events
What the fuck? Am I sleep deprived right NOW while reading this? Is this entire thread a hallucination?
Am..Am I even real?
>>11496829
T-Thanks anon kunnyaaa
>rp died when i revealed there's only 9 events
Maybe I shouldn't have done this.
protip: the hallucination events are there for you to rp whatever the fuck you want
Can I hallucinate a good game?
>>11496810
"...Fyxe? Is that you?"
>Roxas shakes his head, blinking.
"No, Xion? Sora?"
>He curls up into a ball on the ground, eyes tightly shut.
"Damnit damnit damnit END THIS SHIT!"
>>11496842
nyaaaaa
How to write a code using 200 words or less.
>>11496869
>Roxas follows Xion/Axel/Fyxe/Sora in front of a moving train and finally gets out of the arena.
"So that's why we need sleep."
>>11496876
>.Fyxe? Is that you?
Roxas confirmed for Red.
>>11496874
Good games don't exist anymore.
>>11496890
Exactly.
>>11496876
>>11496894
Busted.
I would nyaa Nyaa's nyaas
>>11496890
Fuck that man, take the Dr. Seuss challenge: Write a code using only 50 unique words
>>11496905
Can I hallucinate good rp?
(I'll host after this game.)
>>11496927
Yes.
Use the hallucination events to RP to your strengths.
They're there so you don't have to limit yourself.
>>11496937
Time to speed up.
>>11496937
YEAH BOI
>>11496940
I'm not in the game though so I suppose I won't rp.
Going fast so Mitsuki can prove me wrong when I said good games don't exist anymore.
Based Dach
>>11496937
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S MITSUKI TIME
>>11496937
Thanks so much Mitsuki.
Shitpost me so I go faster.
>>11496963
Jesus Christ
I'm waaaaaaaiting.
>>11497016
eat shit
Is this some kind of silent shitposting?
>>11497024
You're just hallucinating it.
>>11497035
oh shit
I have become one with the game.
>>11497024
I'm saving it for Mitsuki's game.
Maybe I never went to sleep and I've been awake for 7 days straight, making this all a constant hallucination.
>>11497046
Don't you dare shitpost, let alone on Mitsuki's game.
>>11497052
I hope you die.
Who will win?
Trap?
IRL girl?
Too many fapbait waifus?
>>11497052
Mr crab...stop pinching me...
>>11497052
What is real?! What is a dream?!
>>11497075
oh, now you rp.
fuck you
>>11497075
God I wanna nut all over his face.
another one
>>11497082
I was finishing up with my onahole.
Arrived too late to enter Adachi's games, arrived too early to enter another games, but arrived just in time to shitpost! Aaaaanyways, what's good in the hood, ƒam?
I'M A PICKLE, MORTY!
I'M PICKLE RICK!
>>11497084
Fuck, I'm not usually into traps but I would totally Astfol Astofol's Astofols
>>11497095
I'm ready for Disneyland!
>>11497098
>I was finishing up with my onahole.
Nymph?
>>11497110
another 1
>>11497122
...
>burps
who will win?
>>11497133
hot
>>11497109
Not much.
winner
gay trap.
>>11497137
...aight, that's cool. I totally catch your drift.
>>11497150
Placements.
>>11497133
>deeply smells your burps
Nyahhh...
I'm...leaking precum...
>>11497134
>lays on the ground twitching, foam coming from his mouth
>>11497148
D-d-d-double win
>>11497148
Congratulations.
>>11497160
Thank you.
>>11497160
Thank you for hosting.
https://pastebin.com/CMUksMfS
>>11497160
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Astolfo.
>>11497160
>Thanks for hosting Dachi.
>Congrats again, Astolfo.
>>11497160
Thanks for the game Adachi! And congrats to the winner.
>>11497160
"...Congratulations?"
>>11497167
Whose this semem demon?
>>11497144
Well, whadaya mean 'Not much'? Ya must be a boring chump, ain'tcha?
>>11497155
やめろ
first 24
>>11497122
>the tributes are forced to stay awake for 5 day
adachi were you in the arena
is that why you stayed up so long?
>>11497201
Crazy Frog Armada
>>11497200
Waiting for game.
>>11497190
>Number 4
>>11497200
>>11497201
This isn't Mitsuki
>>11497201
>first 24
>46 UID's
>>11497190
>Back to rising
Yeah.
>>11497190
>#135
>Well.
>11497201
CHUMPS AIN'T GETTIN' BAITED
>>11497207
So am I, but at least I ain't crying over it.
>>11497210
やめろ !
>>11497190
>Roxas is out of the bottom ten
"FINALLY, getting better!"
>>11497227
>>11497190
Still missing from the list.
Why must you make me suffer like this brother.
>>11497209
me on the left
>>11497190
You know, 50 seems like a nice number to end this on for the other times you may do this.
>>11497160
This is actually a kinda good idea for a code. Similar to the sleep challenge in TDI where if the tribute falls asleep they're eliminated.
>>11497248
Will investigate.
>>11497248
Post your damn name so he can at least find you in the archives.
>>11497248
>>11497190
This is disappointing...
But I will not let this setback change my resolve.
>>11497284
>>11497247
>why did i misclick-
I PLAYED MYSELF
>>11497190
I DEMAND A RECOUNT
>>11497296
>>11497302
>recounts carefully
results are in, you're still shit.
>>11497272
>>11497282
Hulk Coke-Can
>>11497311
... Smark.
>>11497302
>>11497320
Quit your whining bub, at least you're better than those other people under you.
>>11497318
Why was he recording himself taking a dump?
>>11497336
because a kid climbed into his fucking stall
>yfw Mitsuki is Seth
>>11497305
>>11497190
>3021
: /
>>11497334
At least I'm not at the bottom... yet
>>11497349
>tfw we're all secretly Seth
>>11497366
>Trade with me.
>>11497366
didn't you use to be top 10
no
also that was with elias not shikyoh
do we have any high quality HG-memes that aren't ancient
>tfw the only games you've entered weren't recorded so you aren't even in the tournament
First 24/36/48 for Meradia Games. Enter, I'll bump.
Welcome to the first VR MMORPG on the market, Meradia Symphonia. Pull up a chair, plug in your headset and lie back as Ayales Entertainment proudly presents:
Your entertainment for the night.
Running version 1.01b.
Patch notes:
It's launch day, so not much in the way of patches just yet.
- EXP system implemented (but nothing to use it on just yet, :sad:)
(Also included: Me forgetting to make an entry image, so have a generic VR logo for now.)
>>11497190
>what's that 4 more kills
>I can do that
>probably
it's okay len you'll be back on top one day
>>11497395
Adachi
>>11497395
Johnny
>>11497395
Takeshita
>>11497395
Ya boi, Guzma
>>11497395
Kimimaro
>>11497395
Gascoigne
>>11497190
>tfw your guy is soon going to leave the top 10 because I don't have time to enter him in games as often anymore
Fugg.
>>11497395
Shikyoh
>>11497395
Araragi Karen
>>11497395
Popeye
>>11497395
James Storm
>>11497395
Julia Douglas
Huh... a change of pace can't do me no harm.
>>11497395
Nyaaa
>>11497395
Varok Saurfang
>>11497395
Fox McCloud
>>11497395
Kirito
>>11497395
Barney the Dinosaur
>>11497395
Mikudayo
>>11497395
Crendor
>>11497395
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11497395
Ryougi Shiki
>>11497395
>>11497407
>wait fug wrong stars
>>11497395
Phil Kessel
>>11497395
Usotsuki
>>11497392
the only good memes were made by oldfags
>>11497395
Eddy
>>11497395
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11497395
Roxas
"VRMMORPG? Why string letters together like that? What does it mean?"
>>11497395
The Hurricane
>>11497395
Ash Crimson
>>11497395
Eto Yoshimura
>>11497395
Noroi
>>11497395
I love you Mitsuki.
>>11497395
Shrek
>>11497395
Saber
>>11497395
Monstar Butterfly
>>11497395
Dustin
>>11497395
Sliver Queen
>>11497395
Zer0
>>11497395
Ikkun
>>11497395
Downward Spiral
>>11497395
Gabriel
>>11497395
Little Toy Robot
>>11497395
Unzen Myouga
>>11497395
Cool Hugh
>>11497473
rename to Ditto.
Please do it to. Wasting my UID bump on this.
>>11497395
Beowulf
>>11497395
Assassin
2 more for a 48.
>>11497487
Nanalan
>>11497487
Kagami Hiiragi
>>11497463
>>11497395
Allow the edgy poet to have my slot, if deemed necessary.
>>11497481
No. Go away.
>>11497395
9/11
>>11497400
Yo you okay with me borrowing the theme of your insomnia games?
>>11497395
Matt
>>11497499
whenever I look at these crashes I wonder why there's no bodyparts or blood anywhere and then i realize they all get instantly pulverized
>>11497493
>>11497516
>
>waiting intensifies
Sheesh, thread died quick, huh?
Check for mistakes, please!
>>11497554
LOUDLY WAITING
>>11497495
Thank you, however
it was not necessary.
It's the thought that counts.
>>11497563
>It's a "0" not an "o". Otherwise:
Begin.
>>11497563
FINALLY THE WULF HAS COME BACK TO THE MERADIA GAMES
>>11497563
I believe I'm ready! Redongo bongo!
>>11497479
>>11497508
>>11497563
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>>11497563
>>11497563
Ready to dominate all you noobs.
>>11497576
>Offers you a cold one
T-this is from the boys...t-they miss you I guess...
>>11497563
Ready.
>>11497506
Go ahead.
>>11497584
Ay thanks, remind me to buy you a round later, yeah?
>>11497589
>VR Game
>Kirito
Rigged.
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S KNUCKLES
>>11497593
Thank you, blonde guy. I miss the boys, too.
>She accepts the cold on and grabs it with one hand. Following she cracks the cold one open and drinks from it.
>>11497563
>Looks good!
>Might wanna start in a New thread though.
>Best of luck!
>>11497563
EXP, huh? You have my attention.
District 4, we've got work to do.
Commence the mission.
>>11497620
YEah, they didn't give me one. They just said if i wanted a shot at getting back in I had to give this to you... n-now go tell the boys to let me have a cold one with them
>>11497603
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>>11497620
>redongo bongos you
>you die
>>11497611
tap tap it's tails
>>11497563
Whoa, that's pretty.
The roster looks okay too. Roll the tape!
>>11497668
Shit