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Even the assmad faggots are allowed to enter.
First whatever.
POPEYE AT VERY HIHG SPEED
Crendor
Beowulf
>>11385217
Irotsuki
Crazy Frog
Adrian Shepard
Elias Ainsworth
Miss Adachi
Matt
giraffe
Araragi Koyomi
Eleanor Hume
>>11385217
Black Guy
>>11385217
Inkling
Robbie Rotten
Araragi Karen
Saber
>>11385217
Agent 4
Wallace
>>11385217
Agrias Oaks
>>11385217
Erin Saver
>>11385217
Zer0
Salad Uchiha
>>11385217
Mordred
Mokou's Friend
Mukuro
Shresh
Dan Kuroto
Kino
Eddy's got a gun
Roxas
>>11385217
Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese, Overtyrant of the Ogre Kingdoms
Kyoya Hibari
Brownie
>>11385217
B2 Brawler!
Sam the Candyman
DARMINITAN
Hisami Touji
Gandalf the Grey,
And Gandalf the White,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight,
And Benito Mussolini,
And the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis,
And Jambi the Genie,
Robocop,
The Terminator,
Captain Kirk,
And Darth Vader,
Lo Pan,
Superman,
Every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston,
And Theodore Logan,
Spock,
The Rock,
Doc Ock,
And Hulk Hogan.
The Pride Troopers
>>11385217
Swiper the Fyxe
Yukine
Alive Morty
Buzz Lightyear
Niggarilla
>>11385297
>Kissu
Stop making me laugh.
Mung Daal
Roman "Big Dick" Reigns
Mokou's friend is Mokous wife
Booster
>>11385329
Hey, buzz! It's me! Booster!
cutoff
>>11385217
Richard Nixon
Beta Generator
>>11385347
huh.
>>11385217
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11385320
BASED
Reminder shitposters are the biggest attention whores. Even bigger than Junko.
>>11385347
moooot
>>11385365
so where the fuck are my (You)s
>>11385365
>Someone who hasn't been in thread for god knows how long
>An attentionwhore
Aron
>>11385365
Ok, Junko.
Steve Albini
Maxwell
>>11385379
Gives (You) the succ
>>11385412
>a gun pops out of his pants and shoots the perverted cunt in the throat
fucking kill yourself you disgusting piece of shit
Yosuke, stop shitposting.
>>11385347
GOOOOOOOOOOK
Reaping.
Sorry, I was rigging it.
>>11385473
Begin.
>>11385473
"This time, let's not die to ninjas."
>He drops into the arena, ready to battle!
>>11385473
GO, GO MY BEAUTIFUL CARBONOX CREATION, DESTROY THEM ALL!
>>11385473
EVERYTHING I SAY IS A CATCH PHRASE!
>>11385473
Huh, big crowd tonight. Let's all do our best out there, everyone!
Let the game begin.
>>11385473
I'm ready whenever.
>>11385473
Let's do this!
Friendly reminder that boys go to jupiter to get more stupider but girls go to venus to get more penis
>>11385517
AH GOD. THE IRONY
IT HURTS
>Sells
>>11385517
This is,very relaxing.
>>11385517
>She sighs heavily and awaits her next chance in silence.
>>11385517
Asshole.
>>11385517
It's a ZOMBIE! I'm redongo bongo!
>>11385517
Aw, c'mon, I'm sure you've got something in your house, I'll even pay!
>>11385517
I sense it, my second win
>>11385517
I don't understand; it's [unseasonably] Halloween. I don't think I'm that out of place for once.
>>11385517
DYNAMIC ENTRY!
>Mordred jumps from above and obliterates her opponents with several blows from her blade.
HAHAHAHA! Do they saw it coming? Probably, not like they could've stopped me! Who's next!
I hope there's a lot of blood in this slide.
>>11385344
~
in what programming language is Jude's sim written?
>>11385580
Who'd you rig it for this time?
>>11385580
Zero....you suck.
>>11385596
Python
>>11385596
hebrew
>>11385594
Give her the fucc already Kaguya
>>11385517
...this is the first and last time I participate in Halloween.
>>11385580
Preemptive thanks for hosting/congrats
Goodnight wulfpack
>>11385580
SE~ NO!
I wouldn't call my legs my charm point but I have been practicing, Miss Araragi!
>>11385580
How can she fight for this long?! I might have infinite ammo, but not energy. I think I might just...lie here.
>>11385605
I rigged it for Cara this time.
>>11385580
What's with this guy? It's like his unproportioned arms are made of enchanted Iron!
>>11385654
long fucking noose
>>11385517
YOU, BRALWER, YOU WOULD WIN!
>>11385580
HOW! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>11385517
"...PAIN!"
>>11385654
Really?
Can i ava PEWWWWWWWWdipie and I'll ava only using VOcaroo
>>11385632
I took you down, so that means I get to claim all your candy right? Hand 'em over, little punk! I'd say that nobody would get hurt but it's too late for that, is it?
Thanks for RPing, guys.
>>11385689
Fuck it, why not? Might make for some nice meme material
>>11385709
Haha! Jokes on you lady, I'm used to taking a LOT of punishment.
>Matt stands, proud of himself
Am I masochistic?
>>11385709
Sprockets, you're persistent! I knew I should have used Pepsi.
>>11385709
Ya see this? This is why I don't watch the wrassle.
>>11385781
>Matt starts coughing up blood
Well ain't this nice...
>>11385709
Thanks for hosting a shit game Adachi
>>11385780
Ding ding!
>Rides his invisible vehicle into the sunset
>>11385781
All right, that branch looks sturdy enough to-
OH SPROCKETS!
Post roll charts
>>11385781
Don't worry Kaguya, I'll come for you soon
>>11385690
>Kiritsugu glares at the woman when she calls him a little punk, unamused by the insult.
I didn't even get the chance to collect any. Here.
>He chucks the small orange bucket at her and then begins to take off the embarrassing outfit, his suit underneath it.
This is a sudden change of pace from you, Saber. Have you finally reached puberty? It'd explain the shift in attitude.
I honestly forgot I was hosting.
My bad.
>>11385829
BEAT EM' UP
BEAT EM' UP
BREAK HIS NECK
BREAK HIS NECK
Has it really been 8 minutes?
Time flies.
>>11385982
Why don't you just do them all at once? It's not like you have any commentary to think of
>>11385982
WHAAAAAAAT?!
We need to talk.
IT'S
BOSS TIME!
Okay.
>>11385843
>Mordred catches the empty bucket with ease, and stares in confusion at Kiritsugu
Eh? You speak as if we know each other, but we don't. Who are you and why do you know my servant class?
Hello.
>>11386065
>Eats a can of spinach
Time to finish this game with a power packed ending!
Have you guys ever realized how fucked up the Pop-Tarts commercials are? It's like they're just straight up eating a person.
end?
is it the end now?
>>11386094
Cinnamon Toast Crunch's are even worse because of the implied cannibalism.
wow, it is the end.
>>11386128
>>11386147
...Yet again a runner-up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Y7Iz-ePOg
Here's your shitty webm winscreen, Saber.
>>11386147
I hate you
>>11386139
Shit you're right.
Does that make me worse for eating a cannibal?
Why are commercials for food so dark?
Placements.
>>11386154
Screw you Adachi, Popeye deserved that more than the filler
>>11386147
>>11386154
"...Congratulations?"
>Roxas looks around, confused.
"Does that even count?"
>>11386147
That Pop Eye dude had balls big enough to go against me and win but couldn't take on my dad? He deserved it more than Arthur!
>>11386045
Because I'm your master? Emiya Kiritsugu? Are we going to play 20 questions or are we heading back to camp? The water around here must have gone to your head. I told you that you should stick to bottled water whenever possible.
>>11386147
Congratulations.
>>11386168
Thank you.
>>11386154
Thank you very much.
>>11386168
Thank you very much for giving me the opportunity.
Congratulations to the woman who won.
>>11386154
Congrats
>>11386168
thanks
>>11386168
Thank you still
Rate yourself anonymously
>>11386194
...Huh? You're no master of mine! Why the hell would you-
>She starts thinking to herself first.
Ohhh I get it, it's because I look like pops, right? Well listen, Kiritsugu, you've got the wrong Knight of the round table
>points at>>11386205
You see that dumbass? The one who didn't deserve to win? That's your lost puppy.
>>11386246
0/10
>>11386246
3/10
>>11386246
4/10, maybe a 5 if I'm feeling generous
>>11386246
I can't cuz I'm not an avafag
>>11386246
Needs to rp more and finish making that prison.
>>11386246
Pretty good RP, hosting could be better. Hardly any regrets.
>>11386246
Should probably kill myself
>>11386246
9/10
-1 because my shitpost game is weak
>>11386168
BRAWLER DIDN'T MAKE INTO THE TOP FIVE, I CAN'T AFFORD THE REPAIR!
GAH! I'LL HAVE TO SEND IN A DIFFERENT ROBOT!
THE NEXT ARENA SHALL BE DOMINATED BY THEM!
>>11386246
-1/10
>>11386246
man I'm pretty
>>11386246
5/10, I make an attempt
Why should YOU stay in Hells KItchen?
>>11386426
I'm the best chef around these parts of course!
https://youtu.be/56c9uABVJZA
>>11386426
Because I got my pickles niggles
>>11386248
>Kiritsugu looks over at the woman and then at the actual Artoria.
I see...
>Rather than take his chances with an enemy servant and ask how exactly the two are so similar, Kiritsugu walks on over to Arthuria instead.
>>11386426
Because I'm the only reason women are watching.
>>11386481
>Mordred simply follows, still not seeing Kiritsugu as a treat yet
Eh, you're probably wondering why I look like Arthur over there so I'll let this pass. Oh and I'll be beating her up soon so, don't get the way alright?
Anyone up for a game?
>>11386582
No, but I'm definitely down for one.
>>11386582
of what
>>11386168
Thanks for the game, looks like I'm going to have to start pulling weights if I want to beat that knight cosplayer.
>>11386582
Always
They just replaced me with some little ninja cancer kid
Fuck
>>11386606
Is that wwe kane?
>>11386606
woo
woo
woo
Alright then, give me people
>>11386629
Zer0
>>11386629
Johnny
>>11386629
Tomoe Mami
>>11386629
Ueno
>>11386629
Roxas
>>11386629
Centorea
>>11386629
Marjane Satrapi
>184
>>11386629
Inkling
>>11386629
Matt
>>11386629
Vic Viper
>>11386629
Eleanor Hume
>>11386629
Maxwell
>>11386629
Noroi
>>11386629
Julia Douglas
>>11386629
Erin Saver
>>11386645
I want to cum inside Ueno.
>>11386629
Mung Daal
>>11386654
>inhales
HORSE PUSSY
>>11386629
Elias Ainsworth
>>11386629
Mordred
>>11386626
YOU KNOW IT!
>>11386629
Zack "Just Give Me A Chance" Ryder
>>11386629
Wallace
>>11386629
Irotsuki
>>11386629
Gascoigne
>>11386676
...
>>11386629
Crendor
>>11386654
HORSE
PUSSY
>>11386629
Hata No Kokoro
>>11386699
Sexy bitch.
>>11386629
Agent 4
>>11386624
I heard hes running for mayor at his hometown
>>11386703
>>11386684
...........
Have you nothing better to do but scream foul words from dawn to dusk? This is getting tiring...
>>11386714
Kamina stop
>>11386629
Oshino Shinobu
>>11386727
bruh why is her lip like that? is that supposed to be her fang? why is it the color of her face?
Boom
Should I make it bigger?
>>11386629
Steve Albini
>>11386624
Yeah, he's going to be a mayor soon.
>>11386737
C U T E
U
T
E
>>11386740
yee
>>11386740
If you wish to increase the number of participants, that's up to you. I'm ready to fight all the same.
>>11386727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeCWpKeWfKw
>>11386737
Consider it one of
the many powers of a vampire. Really brings meaning to the phrase "living by the skin of your teeth". For all you know it could have originated from me!
I'm pulling on it so it gets bigger then.
7 more
>>11386782
Popeye
>>11386781
That's no excuse for a terrible picture, Hoshi.
>>11386782
Al Snow with Head
>>11386782
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>11386780
>This entire channel.
https://youtu.be/U1FXoy8oOdY
>>11386782
The Stranger
>>11386782
Eddy
>>11386782
Bobby Fulbright
>>11386782
The Uber gang
Youtube Monkey
>>11386782
Robbie Rotten
>>11386782
YEEEEAAAAH IT'S BIG SHAVE
>>11386781
We can make something originate from the two of us.
>>11386791
At least not for you. You're no fun at all.
>>11386817
What would that be, you racoon poser?
Boom
>>11386823
One of these. What do you say? Let me swipe that vampire ass.
>>11386714
Disgusting creep.
>>11386570
>Kiritsugu immediately stops and turns around to face Mordred.
Don't. Don't talk to me, don't follow me, and don't beat up my servant. Head back to your master why you haven't started an altercation. Yet.
>>11386839
Begin.
>>11386844
If I'm a disgusting freak for wanting to ejaculate all over your sexy face then so be it.
11386842
No.
>>11386844
kys mitsuki
>>11386722
>>11386744
Might as well skip the elections. There's no way that town is gonna pass on having fucking Kane as their mayor.
>>11386839
>For some reason, she's getting good vibes out of this game. Perhaps it is the shining words "guild' and "character select" above the tributes, but it's giving her the feels of her proper RPG and she can hardly contain her excitement.
Mh... Yes... Yes! I stand ready!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPvQoxXUQok
>>11386839
Beowu-
DAMMIT just a little too late to the rumble.
Well if I can't sleep I'll watch.
>>11386839
>His name's beowulf
>>11386806
>>11386870
>>11386839
"Another try. No stepping on landmines... got it memorized?"
>Roxas dives into battle!
>>11386859
At least give me something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY58inWev0E
11386893
I gave you a chance, and you've had enough. Get lost.
>>11386898
I never was a light bulb person, what's wrong with a good candlelight? Isn't that more romantic?
>>11386898
Well it doesn't get more convincing than this, I suppose.
>Johnny shrugs as he walks around wearing a lightbulb ducktaped to his head.
>>11386898
>There is such thing as beating a dead horse. Like screaming "HORSE PUSSY" everytime you see a centaur.
>Or beating a horse for real, and killing it.
>This is what just happened
>>11386888
Don't worry about it, if it isn't too late I'll just host after this one
>>11386916
How can I get a fine woman?
>>11386855
I should kick your ass for that, but I'm not in the mood. Maybe I should just scream loud that I am being molested?
... why do I have to threaten with the police every time I come here anyway?
>>11386898
I'm not making the same mistake again, every time I stayed, I somehow ended up dead.
Anyone wanna service my nine lncher?
>>11386898
Gromit! Where are you? I'm being chased by a boy and a giant robotic contraption!
>>11386923
Ok. Thanks you
>>11386898
...
>Eleanor stares at the bulb for some time before setting it down where she found it.
I'm... Not okay with doing this, I'm sorry. I will become a hero on my own power instead of pretending to be someone else. Good luck to you all.
>She departs toward a destination of her own
I mean, he did have a chance, and fate worked out to be in his favor
Yeah, I don't think a little girl is the best opponent for someone with an absurdly powerful magic revolver that gets more powerful as it gets broken
>>11386928
The police won't be able to save you.
>>11386898
...Crimson accents.
>>11386946
Whoaho...woozy. What the heck was that about?
>>11386946
Here I come! Lost Fon Drive!
>An incredible torrent of energy is fired from the girl's spear towards the enemy party, cutting it down to size.
>>11386926
Be attractive. Make sure you don't become unattractive along the way.
>>11386946
So you just want me to hold up while you fight the dragon?
Ugh, fine.
>Johnny carries Tomoe on his shoulders as she easily slays the Dragon. He feels he could have killed the dragon on his own, or at least done more than being just a playtform
>>11386946
A tale of my many centuries? You're all too drunk to remember them, so what's even the point?
>>11386946
Fetch this - fetch that... sure, if I'm being paid for it?
>>11386955
Face surgery isn't going to save you either.
>>11386928
fuck off mitsuki.
Shit, that nice of a payday almost makes up for almost being fatally shot
You don't need any prophetic dreams to think that maybe the skull-headed man is someone best avoided
Don't worry guys, I'm like 99% sure I patched that doppelganger event to work properly
>>11386988
I want to bend you over your desk and destroy you from behind.
>>11386845
Sorry buddy, but I'm going to stab pops again and there's nothing you can do about it! Besides I'm not following you, I'm going to talk with-
>But then she realised Arthur wasn't there anymore
...Oh, she's gone. Well I guess I'll find that idiot later.
>Mordred walks on the opposite direction.
>>11386946
Leave the ugly monster to me alright? We're dividing the spoils in half after this.
>>11386984
I look good, but I cant swipe anyone.
>>11386946
"I'm not just kept around for my keyblades, you know!"
>>11386993
"Oh hey, a city... wonder if they sell magic weapons, could use something to replace my keyblades while I'm here, looks like this could take a while"
>>11386898
>>11386931
What, so I just have to go and round him up? That shouldn't take too long.
>Thinking quickly, Maxwell hastily scribble "RIDEABLE HYPERSONIC T-REX," spawning in a T-Rex that Maxwell can use as a mount. He then summons a lasso and hops on the T-Rex, and chases after Wallace.
>Given that the T-Rex can run at hypersonic speeds, it takes less than a second for Maxwell to catch up to the deserter.
Stop right now, or I'll be forced to restrain you!
>Maxwell says while swinging his lasso.
>>11386946
>Wanting to feel like a classic Greek hero, Maxwell chooses to approach the Hydra using only a bow. The Hydra snaps at him with its many heads but Maxwell dives out of the way, pulling back on the drawstring and releasing an arrow into one of the Hyrda's heads.
>The battle rages on for some time, but eventually Maxwell emerges victorious, only having used a bow to best it.
>>11386993
Forgive me for doing this, but I won't give any half-measures here. I'll give it my all in order to claim victory.
>>11386993
Hey, uhh Julia was it?
>Matt starts walking up to her
Wait, why are you running?
Protip: always blame the healers for your fuckups as a DPS, or a tank too come to think of it
Maxwell, what the fuck. I'm sure you could have gotten bones the way you usually get things, and those probably wouldn't be from children.
>>11387043
I'll have this one, this one, and those two over there.
>Matt throws a good amount of gems and gold at the shoopkeep, buying all the swords in stock.
>>11387043
"...Knew I shouldn't have tried killing the rust monster with a steel sword. One of these days I'll get my keyblades on the battlefield and not have to worry about that."
>>11387043
Just look at all of the things I have amassed over the generations. Guess which country I got some of these things in.
>>11387043
There, now the people shouldn't have any trouble using this bridge. At least for now.
>The girl makes use of the structure herself to move onward.
>>11387007
Have you tried changing your personality? I heard that's the key to improving your looks.e easy. You should have seen my arms before I was buff.
>>11386993
Well, I guess good things don't com
>Johnny sighs as he farms on enemies so pathetic even an apple thrown at them could kill them
>>11387043
Ah, screw this stupid sword. I'm buying a shotgun.
Damn it, they call those Faustian bargains for a reason. Selling your soul is never worth it.
Out of all the animals to turn into during the light of the moon, rats? Jesus Christ that's unfortunate. You almost have to feel sorry for the poor bastards.
In other words, Fallout's Equivalent of a Stand just got himself a Stand of his own.
>>11386984
>Mami shoots down the creature while atop Johnny's shoulders, gracefully dismounting after the deed was done.
Very chivalrous of you, sir! I do appreciate your legwork. Best of luck to you in the future!
>>11386993
>Mami does not know how to play the pipes, but her amateurish display seems to do the trick.
>>11387002
>When Mordred turns away and begins to walk, Kiritsugu seizes the opportunity to kneel down on one leg and pull out his phone. He snaps a photo of the look-alike from behind and forgets to take the flash off. Hoping she doesn't notice or doesn't care enough to stop, the man slides his phone in his pocket and gets up to keep heading in his own direction.
>>11387043
Impressive. You must have a large wallet or an issue with handling money. Either way, I don't suppose you could spare one of those for a..."noob" like me?
>>11386993
Hey, aren't these the guys from Lord of the Rings? If I remember, the King one was killed by a girl. Therefore...
>Maxwell writes down "VALKYRIES" inside of his notebook, summoning a horde of warrior women in the path of the Nazgul. Maxwell buffs them by giving them laser guns and cannon arms, eliminating any chance the Nazgul had at victory.
Alright, I got rid of those jerks. We can keep walking on the path now.
>>11387043
>Summoning a pair of BOXING GLOVES, Maxwell totally goes Mike Tyson on that stupid witch. After he's done kicking her butt, Maxwell changes the adjective of the skeletons from "DEAD" to "LIVING," giving the children their lives (and their flesh) back.
No need to thank me! It's just what a Scribblenaut does.
>>11387084
How? I'm a fox! Teach me some pick up lines.
>>11387092
Nice tits.
>>11387043
Ah... We seem to have forgotten a healer.. That might have helped prevent that..
>>11386993
>Ueno sits in the middle of the dining room and meditates, feeling dumb for even considering this is going to work
>she leaves soon after and comes across the blood-drained corpse of a blonde androgynous person
W-what the- did I do that?
>>11387001
I want to do the same to you as well, but we can't always get what we want.
>>11387043
... you look useful, big man. You are now in my debt for the rest of your life, come along and make sure it lasts.
>>11387084
>holy mother of butcher. What a horror show.
>>11387101
>pets this one
>>11387104
I'll let you destroy me from behind if I can destroy you first.
>>11387086
Let's try not to celebrate too loudly, everyone. We wouldn't want to disturb anyone sleeping nearby. Let's drink responsibly as well.
>>11387103
"Agreed, I could have healed us, but my magic is sealed in the arenas. It's quite annoying not having access to cure on the battlefield. Perhaps this is what the Organization wants me to learn here, how to fight without my powers."
Sheesh, I didn't realize the AO rating could be pushed that far. I'm pretty sure that constitutes child porn
I'm impressed you could get in there in the first place. Worms don't even have mouthes
I'm sure a plus ultra something or other could take one of those out on its own, but the help is probably nice
>>11387130
Worms do have mouths. How do you think they eat?
>>11387130
Also, purple worms in D&D are pretty fucking huge.
>>11387086
I hate spiders! Especially when they try to sell me tea!
>>11387130
I have to do this again? Come on!
>Johnny carries Ueno on his shoulders yada yada yada you know this story
>>11387130
>She takes a moment to catch her breath after defeating the powerful foe.
That... Was a considerably dangerous foe.
>She turn her attention to her companion
Are you alright? You aren't hurt, are you?
The child skeletons thing I can understand now, but I don't think this is very defensible for a hero
>>11387139
Absorbing nutrients through their skin I think. They don't even have brains
>>11387127
My, a professional from an organization? They might have a point if that is the case. It is important to rely on yourself just as much as you would any powers sealed away.
>>11387086
>>11387123
Hey, that's what soundproofing is for!
Not that, you know, all of us drink alcohol at all. I'm happy with all the soda ever.
>>11387130
>>11387148
>And they also have comparably-huge mouths.
http://www.aidedd.org/dnd/images/purpleWorm.jpg
>>11387174
>Ignoring science class
>Ignoring biology
>>11387177
>looks at your ass
nice
>>11387101
Anything can be pick-up line as long as you start with "Hey, momma!"
>>11387177
"Something like that."
>Roxas summons his Keyblades, just holding them.
"It makes me appreciate them more, that's for sure."
>>11387174
I'll just cut right to the heart of the matter, what have we been gathered here for?
>>11387195
I don't think there's much material here we can use to soundproof the building... And children shouldn't be playing around in taverns, especially at night.
Congratulations little girl, you're probably some kind of insane now due to having your personality forcibly changed
>>11387199
I haven't had a science course in like four years, and I know for a fact it didn't cover the biology of worms
>>11387130
>>11387165
Alright? Lady, we kicked that thing's butt. I didn't even break a sweat!
>To celebrate his victory, Maxwell writes down "COKE CAN" inside of his notebook. A can of coke then pops into reality, as if it had always been there.
You want one?
>>11387086
>>11387123
>>11387195
Oh, is that what you meant by drink responsibly? I thought you were saying we couldn't have soda. I can't even drink alcohol, I'm just a kid.
>>11387174
>Maxwell immediately regretted his actions and walked back into the jewelry shop, clutching the gold chain in his hand.
I...I don't even need this. I don't know what came over me, I'm a hero! Heroes don't act that way!
>To make up for his meanness, Maxwell summons in a "TREASURE CHEST" filled with gold for the gnome to enjoy. And that he does, as he immediately forgets Maxwell's rudeness.
No problem, little dude!
>>11387222
>Hey, momma!
Did you lose your map?
>>11387251
>gives thumbs up and a smile from far away
>>11387118
No. I'm going to go first. And then you won't be able to destroy anything anymore, so it wouldn't be fair.
>>11387130
>>11387159
>she heavily protests at first but quickly learns she cannot escape the big dude anyway and just hopes she somehow survives this show
>>11387174
>Ueno signals a quick wink towards the man she saved earlier, reminding him that he wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her
>>11387239
H-hey! What the heck is your problem? I SAVED YOU! What, you don't want to be under my command, is that too much to ask un return for your life?
>>11387239
These guys again? Didn't I teach you a lesson early? Guess I gotta beat you up again...
>Once again, Maxwell summons a bunch of valkyries to aid him in battle. Since it was personal this time, Maxwell joined the fight and summoned a "NEO ULTRA GREATSWORD" to use as a weapon. He slashed through the Black Riders as if they were butter, dozens falling by his blade that day.
>>11387222
I'm saying it's got it already! Besides, it's a tavern, you're not getting a room here without knowing exactly what you're-
>And then it hits her.
Wow. Rude. You know, just because I'm flat doesn't mean I'm an adult.
>>11387241
Trust me, not missing out on much! Not worth the headaches.
>>11387239
>From Chaotic Good to Lawful Evil
>Oh no.
>Irotsuki