Waifu Claiming Thread
Rules:
>lulz none
>post your anime waifu
>try not to avatarfag
>post cut me yuno
>go to bed
Go.
cut me yuno
I claim your waifu.
>>11375809
Jokes on you I have no friends.
Wait, I fucked that up.
Cut me Yuno
Waifu threads are more necrotic than my social life at this point. I'll click my heels 3 times and fuck off back to my hole now. Thanks for the bake, me.
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowowo
Did you call the doctor uwu
https://youtu.be/aUUyQcMqKuQ
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Nowo
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowowowo
Do it uwu
>Cockona
Is this the picture Mugi took of Klonata? :thinking:
>>11376476
What are you talking about
I was memeing
You're a meme
Pay attention in class -_-
>>11376481
*hugs*
>>11376506
It's labor day lmao
>>11376516
idk what that is lamo
>>11376520
Mos businesses and all schools are closed
Typing with cold fingers is hard
>>11376520
Do they not have labor day in Arizona
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Nowo
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowowowo
You said you were going to uwu -_-
>>11376548
I don't pay attention to holidays ; - ;
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
I knowowowo but I'm scared :(
Cut me yuno
So wait, are these threads on /trash/ now?
Slachowowowowo
Do it -_- uwu
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Nowo :(
Cut me yuno
>>11376573
For the time being I guess
>>11376602
We should do this together :(
But with parachutes so we don't die :o
Cut me yuno
>>11376611
We should not do this together
>>11376617
You're so mean..
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv_NwqOWniI
>>11376833
C-chen I love you <-<3
>>11376833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF0lVn3n12I
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11376860
Hmmm?
>>11376857
You love everyone.
>>11376953
I'm love anon <3
>>11376966
Hello hello I hate you </3
Cut me yuno
>>11376953
http://www.nospoiler.com/y/pjepDoTUvAI
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Hi
>>11377034
o_O
Cut me yuno
>>11377411
hey
Do mods finally have enough of waifu threads on /b/?
>>11377411
Hello
>>11377607
More like they just dont care.
Cut me yuno
Both of them.
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Is this the end of /waifu/ ?
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11378078
cut me yuno
I had a dream about Duke
>>11378078
I hope so
>>11377681
Cute
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Naps are an annoying necessity of late
Cut me yuno
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke ;-;
How's the meds owo
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowowo :)
Making me tired uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11378651
Yellow!
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke ;-;
Good owo
Cut me yuno
>>11378674
A yordle!
Cut me yuno
>>11378698
A cute!
>>11377573
How are you doing?
>>11378727
How is your day going so far?
Cut me yuno
>>11378778
It's labor day, so I'm not doing anything :o
You?
>>11378743
not too bad, you?
Cut me yuno
Do you guys accept handsome husbandos?
>>11378792
Me neither!
Heeeello! Your Tsundere Queen, Michiru-sama-des~ has arrived!
Please praise me!
Do you guys accept awesome OCs?
>>11378868
Sachi :o
>>11378863
We could watch something together :o
>>11378862
If you want
>>11378886
*I teleport behind u and stab you
heh weak (sips coffee)
>>11378868
hi
>>11378886
Sure!
Cut me yuno
>>11378967
*i cut you*
>>11378930
*polymorphs you* (bites cupcake)
>>11378953
What should we watch? :o
I managed to get up at 10:30 today
>>11378997
Yyyyyyyyyuno????????????
Cut me yuno
>>11379003
*becomes onions and dissappears* fuck
>>11378797
I started today to study. I feel like it is going to be a hell to work and study.
Are you feeling better today?
>>11379003
Is there anything you would like to start watching?
If you already have something ongoing, I don't mind hopping along too!
>>11379078
We just finished a show, I'm happy with anything, there's nothing really on my mind to watch, I only ever rewatch shows unless someone wants to watch something new. I also like watching movies, but it's the same deal pretty much
>>11379040
*ctrl +4/6*
Cut me yuno
>>11379136
What kind of series do you usually watch?
>>11379182
I've rewatched Lucky Star like 20ish times now, I don't really like manime or dumb moe shows. What about you?
>>11379060
yeah that's gonna be hard :(
it's still the same for me but don't worry about that
Cut me yuno
>>11379078
I'd like to start watching you
Cut me yuno
>>11379217
I have never watched it but I'll give you a break for that one!
I don't watch that many anymore, so I just watch one or two of the popular ones every season.
>>11379263
Please don't stare!
>>11379369
What do we watch now then? :o
Also you can add me if you want cc#4494
>>11378862
You're not Endo though.
Cut me yuno
>>11379258
I have pretty much no one else to worry about so it's okay. Feels bad to have to wake up at 6.20 am everyday after these 3 free days.
>>11379409
We could try Made in Abyss?
I saw positive reviews about that one!
Is that your battlenet?
Cut me yuno
>>11379503
Sure, I'm ok with anything
It's my discord, idk if you have one
>>11379509
How was the sleep?
>>11379447
5:30 am for me :(
I have to get up earlier because there's much more traffic since school started again
>>11379532
pretty comf :(
>>11379509
Thats a gay
>>11379532
I'll make one in a sec!
>>11379604
Yay, thatd be cool!
>>11379549
That's good :(
>>11379547
But you don't study anymore right? Also when do you go to sleep?
Cut me yuno
>>11379583
henlo
>>11379623
Irish is committing husbando theft
>>11379628
thats right I don't study anymore.
I go too late :(
>>11379685
Just make him your husbando
>>11379712
why would I do that
>>11379725
it'd be a cute (gay) couple
Cut me yuno
>>11379734
what if we don't wanna
>>11379706
I've been going to bed at 3 am lately let's see how much sleep I get today. I also need to get some more sleep.
>>11379749
I thought he did, oh well
>>11379774
He's after my husbando -_-
>>11379789
Share, you're already a heretic -_-
Cut me yuno
>>11379804
I'm selfish -_-
Hello
>>11379771
Long weekends are always bad for my sleep schedule..
I rest too much and then basically skip sleeping the day before getting back to work and it fucks the whole week up.
>>11379848
Spam me
>Misaki Claimed
>>11379868
>Spams you
Cut me yuno
>>11379868
>Spams you more
How has everybody's labor day weekend been?
>>11379892
>Cuts you
>>11379868
>Spams you
>>11379922
What the fuck is a labor day?
Cut me yuno
>>11379922
Kumicute
went to gym and now I'll probably play some PUBG
>>11379943
something America does to celebrate labor movements. Basically just gives us an extra long weekend and marks the end of summer.
>>11379985
i'd like to play too, but i haven't even started my homework yet
>>11379997
I thought you did yesterday
>>11379862
It's the same for me, I really notice the lack of sleep.
Today's been a day full of visits to my house 2 of my uncles came for no reason.
Cut me yuno
>>11379890
>>11379908
>>11379931
thnx bb
>>11379922
Was pretty gud. How has life been pianomiko?
>>11379985
gotta work out dem buns
>>11380088
How'd you know?
Today was leg day.
>>11380021
I said I should probably do it... and I procrastinated.
>>11380088
been the same as ever. classes are alright for now, but the workload is going to ramp up soon.
>>11380058
It's nice to feel tired during the day.
do you like it when your family visits you?
>>11380129
I wanted to play with you today.. Ah well
Maybe some other time then
Cut me yuno
>>11380280
>>11379369
With a look like that how am i not supposed to stare
Cut me yuno
>>11380134
Mmmm I do like it, but they don't visit me, they visit my whole family I guess. Sometimes it can be pretty annoying to have to drop what you are doing to be with them 30 mins or so. One of them comes like once a week, he is definetly my favourite one.
Cut me yuno
>>11379997
Thats good. But do you have to go to work or school now cos summer is over?
>>11380088
NP bb
>>11380278
>Hugs
>>11380370
30 minutes is not too bad and it's good you at least appreciate their visit.
as long as they don't bring kids along.. right?
Cut me yuno
>>11380294
>>11380525
Robot penis
>>11380489
>hugs
hello senpai how are you today?
d-dont cut me yuno <3
Cut me yuno
>>11380499
They never bring kids. One of them is single and I don't think he is gonna have kids ever. The other just casually drops by before he picks his kids up from football training. It's pretty much the only way we have to empty the fridge frok beers.
>>11380601
I'm doing pretty good. Just had food so I rely full
Don't worry I only do that to those who ask
>>11380653
>cuts you
>>11380525
>>11380534
Cute
Its the baguette fagguette!
This is what falling in love looks like.
>>11376669
Implying we wont just get Arc with Saberface.
>*blocks your powerup*
It was bade after ep10
>>11380682
good. kids are annoying
nice I could help you with that fridge thing too
Thats what they said last time. Now go back to watching seasonal anime, theres 15 new Isekais coming out next season since Japans dictatorship made them even more recluse than before.
>>11379040
Darker and shittier maybe.
>>11377034
Why would you want Nina to die? Inthought it was prett well done
IMAGINE
>>11379263
When will this bitch-ass-senpai-loving-defeating-Yomo-asspull-sheman going to die?
Other than that, is it Suzuya or Mitsukis dagger that hit Touka? If she or Hinami dies we riot.
Zomis the mom in this family.
>>11378358
I hate you.
Ehhh, bored. Lets get down to business
76: Everyones own places
[Side] Waiting in vain, saying you here yet, you here yet?
fuck you
But all of the games are "gambles" and it still flaunts itself as a gambling series. Just like how Kakegurui is a "gambling series" when its more about the satisfaction of seeing arrogant rich kids break down and stuff.
>>11378953
>Or how many expected Etocucks to go up in flames after that chapter
Jesus christ, you were missing for months shitposter kun
>>11376573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DubvKF2OOrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlOA96E_zME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQNuGj8cbKs
>>11380712
Start posting Aoba and Hifumi then.
>>11379263
>Girlfriend
You disgust me leave.
>>11379167
How am I supossed to get a decent ratio on this site? every torrent is full seeds but almost no leechs. Also the bonus system is bullshit, every torrent should give you points.
Oh boy, how I miss when they were public.
>lila filler OC is not in the movie, manga, or any of the games.
>b-but she is such an important and deep character just wait!
oh anon
>>11377351
Shh, Aniki is sleeping.
>>11380806
Now that DBZ and Rurouni Kenshin are being given forced, shitty continuations that are ruining the entire series - where is the final of the 90s "Big 3;s" forced continuation? Do you think Toriyama put HxH on hiatus once again to begin work on YYH2?
Is YYH2 /ouranime/, /a/?
>>11380534
>>11380712
Obviously
Requesting DB Super Caulifla dressed like DBZ Vegeta from the saiyan arc, with a scouter and the tail around the hips
It feels forced as fuck. Remember, the original intent of getting them to talk was so that he got some "practice" talking to girls. It is constantly stated that they are very similar, and thus feel "perfect" for each other. And while that whole meme about "opposites attract" is bullshit, meeting someone very similar to you becomes tiring. The show already touched upon this with their one point of contention: the use of moe in games. Ironically, Chiaki is the very thing she hates: extremely forced moe. Being too similar dispels relationships of any mystery or really getting to know someone else. And I never said he only praised her games, I just said that now she loves someone she hated because he played her shit games and a shitty mobile online game with him? Fuck off.
Karens interest in the MC stems from his stupidity: the faggot is a walking mess of contradictions. He likes competition, yet only has fun when everyone is having fun equally. He cant get invested in anything because of his idiocy. And whats more, he really respects Karen on all accounts: becauses shes beautiful, because shes smart, because shes popular, and because she is fucking great at games. Karen is not only intrigued by him, but she also really likes how kind and honest he can be.
And on your liking her suffer: this is completely arbitrary. Chiaki would work much better as the bullyable character because of how moe she is: shed make teary faces, dumb fucking noises when being hit or bullied (like desu desu), and best of all, she knows shes behind in MCbowl and that would constantly cause her to suffer. Because at this point in the show, MC views Karen as a goddess and Chiaki as a filthy otaku.
But you can go on liking the slut that cut her hair because of a one-off comment thrown her direction by Chad. Totally pure and destined for MC, amirite?
>>11380761
>homewrecker
>best anything
>>11380864
What is your plan?
Cut me yuno
>>11376451
To be fair, he already lived one life as a good law abiding citizen who only wanted to buy gunpla. Let him have some fun.
>>11377054
Ill never forget her because Im a poorfag too.
>>11380779
Yeah they are. We could probably use some more help. We aren't quite the drinkers in our family. I actually only drink water.
Why why?
>>11379943
Hifuu Club Activity Record is pretty good
>>11379771
Basically a giant Nami
>>11379774
I lost interest halfway through, stopped reading around the time the MC his robot fuckbuddy and police girl start working together. The manga meandered way too much
kind of wished it had stayed a post apocalyptic survival tale about a boy and his robot
season 4 WHEN?
>>11375819
You dont know how much I actually want this.
>>11379040
Honestly senpai I think our newfag mods are too normie to be on /a/ during christmas/new years so it should be okay.
>>11380970
I used to not like ritsu but now I find her really cute
>>11380021
Fubiki is cute!
>>11379040
As usual? Development was the norm in Kaguya before the election arc dezpite what the Nisekoi shitposter wants to make you believe.
>>11379985
OP is clear as water.
>>11380907
They shouldnt have rebooted TTGL after all.
>>11380962
It's fine. It's hot out there anyway right? Water is still the best thing to drink after a hot day.
>>11379532
27 days till the boss fight against Miki
not him but I thought yasuna was a boy until I watched it because all the gifs never went below the waist and she doesnt look particularly girly, it could easily just be a chibified boy
Cut me yuno
>>11381762
Doing all right, for once my head isnt all jumbled up in random thoughts and I can think straight for once.
>>11381771
Good morning Louise.
>>11375746
All these deleted replies... What happened?
>>11381785
Hello! How're you?
>>11381737
It's also getting colder here, we barely use air conditioner anymore and it isn't 27 degrees celsius at 3 am so we actually can sleep earlier.
Do you speak any other language? I think I won't learn any other language unless I move to another country.
>>11381765
*cuts twice*
>>11381777
:o
>>11381785
That's good
>>11381828
Cut me mowowowowore
Cut me yuno
>>11381799
Doing all right for once. Yourself?
>>11381828
How about you? or were you posting as anon and you already told me.
>>11381796
It was an funny joke.
>>11381868
I'm pretty sleepy
and need to give myself a shot, so
meh. What's up?
>>11381760
Did you enjoy your food?
>Hugs back
Not unless there were extreme circumstances
>>11381771
Hello there where have you been I haven't seen you in a while
>>11381805
It gets close to 10 Celsius at night here, but there should still be a lot of variations for a month or two.
Do you want to move to another country?
>>11381944
I was in Austria for two weeks visiting Chara
yeah, it's been a while..Good to see you again!
Cut me yuno
>>11381913
I dislike needles, that does not sound good at all but you got to do what you got to do... Im procrastinating cleaning and packing while I get some food in me.
>>11381860
*cuts mowowowowore*
I'm going to bed, goodnight
>>11381868
I'm good, i'm tired though so i'm going to bed
Goodnight
>>11381960
Did you do the snu snu
>>11381944
i did senpai.
l-like w-what?
>>11382002
I used to not mind them but I kinda hate them now
>>11382013
Is
Is that important
>>11382012
Gowowowod night nothing
Cut me yuno
>>11381945
Mmmm I'd rather had born elsewhere but I wouldn't move unless I brought my brother with me. I feel like if I moved I would miss quite a lot my family and feel even lonelier than now so yeah. If I could chose I've always liked the idea of Australia since it is the furthest point on earth from Spain and it barely ever gets on the news.
>>11382012
Good night
>>11382040
I dont blame you, similar kind of thing with me. My job has made me get a ton of immunizations including small pox due to the traveling that comes with it. Hope yours isn't daily.
>>11382093
Well..At least you get to travel, right?
Mine is an 'every other week' type of deal.
Cut me yuno
>>11382040
Very
>>11382055
But if you were born elsewhere you would probably wish you were born elsewhere etc.
Would your brother be willing to move with you?
That place probably has its ups and downs, just like any other place.
>>11382201
Yeah my brother would move with me, at least for now. He'll probably find a girlfriend and stick with her as most people do, but that's okay, he has done much more for me than I deserve.
Yeah I guess everywhere has its ups and downs.
I'm going to bed now and see if I can fall asleep. I'll be back up in 6 hours, will you still be around by then for me to say goodnight to you?
>>11382195
Yes
Cut me yuno
>>11382261
and you don't think you could also find one?
I'm glad you have someone taking care of you.
Sleep well buddy, and yes I will wait for you here.
>>11382143
This is true. Next job though I want to keep traveling but I chose where I go. Unfortunately that means I have to go back to school.
>>11382335
I have little to no interest in girls, boys and people in general. I've thought about this many times, and I guess I just prefer to be alone than surrounded by people. It's a matter of self-hatred more than anything.
I'll see you then mate. Take care.
>>11381960
Enjoy your trip?
>>11382021
Like if you got you hand cough in a machine and I have to cut it off to save you
>>11382415
byebye
Cut me yuno
Yuno, cut him
>>11382355
What kinda job is it, if you don't mind me asking?
>>11382469
Oh, definitely, it was like 2 weeks of heaven. Really helped relax me after all the stressing I've done.
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
Go to bed owo
Cut me yuno
>>11382531
duke ; - ; i'd like if i could give you the gold if you were on my server ; - ;
>>11382469
a-alright senpai i'm glad you will save me
Slachowowowowo
There's not bed in your shed uwu
Cut him Yuno
>>11382660
I wouldn't let you give it to me anyway ; - ;
I'm already subbed again ; - ;
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
When did you go in my shed owo
Cut me yuno
Slachowowowowo
Wasn't I here all along uwu
Cut him Yuno
Duwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuke
I don't know I don't check it much owo
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>>11382534
What part did you go to? I have always wanted to go to new south wales
>>11382660
I would be a lot more board without you
>>11382531
I'd rely rather not
>>11382889
I was in Vienna for all two weeks, where her apartment is
>>11382266
Proud of you
>>11382947
shhhhh literally why
now I can't be a witch when I turn 40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuXYZi-rZT0
Cut me yuno
Cut me yuno
>Not husbando thread
Cut me yuno
>>11382935
Just looked it up and wow it is pretty. but it is inland so did you go to the beach at all?
Cut me yuno
>>11383210
Gosh it's SO pretty.
Nope, we didn't. We did go to a small island in a river, but that's the closest I got.
I went to the fair again. It was fun
>>11382973
Witches can have sexu
>>11383400
I wish the fair was in town here..
Go with anyone?
>>11383410
nah
by ignoring the pleasures of the flesh for 40 years, you can become a witch/wizard
Cut me yuno
>>11383469
I went with a few friends. All we did was walk around and eat food.
>I wish the fair was in town here
Yeah, this county fair happens once every year
Claiming best girl.
>>11383505
That's always what I do
and shop a lil
Ours arrives around June
>>11383515
but I already claimed Louise??
>>11383515
Saya..
>>11382889
you are the best senpai <3
>>11382681
i dont use my gold anyway ; - ; would give it to you
>>11383532
Anon..
>>11383527
But Saya is the best girl..
Cut me yuno
Saya is the best..
>>11383557
Feeling better?
>>11383557
>>11383594
Completely wrong
>>11383594
>Saya is the best..
Hear, hear!
Nights aren't good..
>>11383608
We can agree to disagree..
>>11383629
Let's~
Also, dat pose
>
Cut me yuno
>>11383347
I love places with good architecture, it is one of the only forms of art I have any respect for I could destroy a statue or burn a painting but crumbling a good building would give me pause.
Boooow you should have tried scuba diving, stria is one of the best places for it.
>>11383543
Aw you will make me blush
>>11383629
Hi saya
>>11383629
But you made it to today..
>>11383682
But it's today today, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is tomorrow..
>>11383681
Hi Yuno. How's yous?
>>11383649
That is a very lewd image.
>>11383681
I'm a photographer, so I got some good shots of the architecture. Still haven't gotten around to moving them to my PC...
I shoulda done a few things desu
I spent more time cuddling with her on the couch than I shoulda, but..
I really enjoyed it
>>11383722
n-nuh uh
>>11383740
Even her panties are visible.. and she's blushing.. and many other things that combined make it very lewd image..
>>11383681
Why would you want to destroy a statue or burn a painting?
>>11383770
nuh uh
Lousie is the purest
>>11383722
You'll make it to tomorrow and every day after..
>>11383722
I'm doing pretty good just watching youtube ATM
hows yous?
>>11383726
I have done some photography my self nothing to out there tho
I know what it is like to cuddle to much to DESU I a a bit of a cuddle bug
>>11383770
most are shit and just monuments to hubris
>>11383893
I have a tumblr I keep it all on, but I haven't done any contests yet...I have one pic I'd enter desu
Cuddling is hella nice, way better than sex.
>>11383780
She doesn't look so pure in that image tho..
>>11383838
Not every day after..
>>11383893
So what do you think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ9wvHq3eQ8
>hows yous
Ehh, I'm ehh.. nights are kinda shit sometimes..
>>11384013
Looks can be deceiving
>>11384043
True true.. So you are basically saying while she does look very lewd in that image, she actually isn't. I get it now..
>>11384094
She doesn't look lewd ever!
reee
>>11384013
how do you know that..
>>11383469
Ah but that magic isnt really worth it.
>>11384136
Then how can looks be deceiving?
>>11384165
It happens to all of us, anon.
>>11384178
Eh, depends.
I'm asexual so I don't want sex, so
it's really just to make her happy
>>11384201
I just want you to feel better before then..
>>11384201
I was just noting
generally
looks can be deceiving
your waifu is saya, you should know that
>>11375746
>>11384209
So youre telling me you didnt enjoy it?
>>11384220
It's just that nights aren't too good..
>>11384245
Saya is always cute though.
>>11384304
Eh...There were parts I did enjoy, but overall, I wouldn't do it again if I didn't wanna make her happy
>>11384312
not if you dont have meatvision
>>11384312
what makes them bad..
Bump limit. Someone wanna bake?
>>11384359
I don't know. They just are sometimes..
>>11384326
Always cute
>>11384393
I'll bake
make them better..
>>11384393
nuh uh
Forever ago you said you wouldn't even date her if she looked all gross and tentacly
>>11383913
You have shown me your tumblr before it was quite nice if I recall
Cuddling is great but if you think it is better than sex then your just doing the sex wrong haha
>>11384013
I don't rely care, saying that I hope the rags get crushed
Don't you have any bear to hell you throw the night?