Haha I hate myself Was hoping I wouldn't have to make

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Well if you gave me another minute I would have made it when I woke up.

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good I was looking for this, now where's the femboy trheadd.

>>11322626
That's what they always say.

>>11322632
Well anon, it was inside you all along.

By that I mean make it yourself.

>>11322727
I'd make one if I had the art for it, but I don't really save porn.

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>>11322735
Whenever I'm in that position I just go onto E621 or whatever, copy an image address and upload it.

>>11322746
I'm really new to this so finding art is a pain, like artist and character names.
And depression killed my boner too, thats why I'm snooping around /trash/ since I basically have no mental will or libido to find porn on my own.

Oh look at that I'm venting and making excuses again.
I'm a sad excuse for a human right now...

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>>11322775
At least you're in the right place to vent and be a sad excuse of a real human bean.

why do people have to do loud shit in the morning? NO consideration for nocturnal possums. theyre not even drunk, fuckin nerds

>>11323521
Early morning is the perfect time for using power tools and hammers.

>>11323575
they seem to think so too. i dont have any, but i guess i can retaliate with shitty music

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>>11323337
>human bean

>>11323597
Motorhead are essential power-tool-retaliation-core.
>>11323776
Theres something I wish I never knew existed.

>>11323946
Motorhead is pretty accessible and liked by normalshits.

If you want to retaliate you need seriously obnoxious music like the most brutal of metal music or oldschool dubstep or straight noise music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbE3hHE3VwI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oqZAe4VLhc

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>>11324099
>those mastodon lyrics
this is why i love japanese hardcore, you cant tell how stupid their lyrics are. well, unless you speak japanese i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTzaQ7fKYuY

>>11324099
>>11324322
these hurt my ears

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>tfw no werewolf bf

>>11324099
Sometimes I forget Dubstep sounds like that, the extent of my knowledge on the genre is Skrillex and Video Game trailers and I’m told those are considered Brostep not Dubstep anyways. Good choice for annoying the fuck out of normies though

>>11324322
Japanese Hardcore sounds like something I would love but I never got into it, thanks for reminding me of its existence, I’ll check more of this stuff out.

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>>11324707

>>11324707
this to be quite honest

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>>11324731
The other old school iteration was basically chill dude weed lmao music. It wasn't remotely as obnoxious but it would still shake buildings and cars apart with enough subwoofer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaYuddLy4k8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9wrhGbnX0

HAHaHa

>>11324099
>Motorhead is pretty accessible and liked by normalshits
They still have brutal tracks.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2q__Am5gjgo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5_9OMp0a2tM

oh shit there's two possum threads going on right now
>>11327815
what do we do?

>>11328374
Ignore the other one because this one has been up for like nine hours now.

>>11328374
for every post we make here, we make one there?
make trash possum again

>>11330076
then go post your relatable possums in there!

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I hope you get babies

>>11330144
Im pretending the pink in the mouth of the hyena is a dick pointed in a weird angle and still gonna fap. take that vaginafags
I really just wanted an excuse to say vaginafags fuck im drunk

I love you, and would fuck.

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I want to make love to a qt anthro possum (male)

>>11330195
straightfag genocide best day of my life

>>11330427
I want to make love to a qt

>>11330430
i love you anon <3

anyone ever get the urge to cry but no tears come out no matter how shit you feel?

>>11331151
I haven't cried in years, it's almost like a mental block at this point even though i do get horribly emotional and choke up at a few certain things

>>11331445
same, I have no way to get rid of this massive build-up of stress and anxiety
I can't even fucking vent here because I know someone who lurks here and they would recognize me instantly
I just want to cry all these awful feelings away but I can't

>>11324099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReZwDbZQRK8
This song helped me run a neighbor's pool party once. They always blasted shit.

Spirit they Gone Spirit they Vanished from AnCo is good too, possibly. It's like uncanny pop music...with a lot of screeching at times.

>>11331571
what would happen if they recognized you?

At some point in my life things were getting better for a while. I was a student with high grades and I had a circle of friends. I even managed to publish gay ass fiction, poetry, and illustration jobs.
Then, two close friends of mine wanted to draft cartoons and try animating with me. During summer semester at the college, a day before we set off to animate they both killed themselves, leaving no note. A few days later, one of my roomies and best friends jumped out a window and nearly died too (due to both the first suicide, the high stress of being paid by lazy rich assholes to take like 3 physics/bio classes, and a dab (super hash) addiction).
Around a few days later, I broke down, went home, and worked at a hospice for a year to help pay bills at home.

At work, people said I was great at my job for some reason. It was weird. For my entire life all I wanted was a simple life and a place to live with my boyfriend, yet at the same time...I have wild delusions of becoming an artist or writer, despite being too lazy to fully dedicate.

It doesn't even end there though. I'll post more soon. RAs trying to get in door. Please, I need this.

Somebody kick me in the nuts.

>>11332387
part 2.

Over the last year, I was mainly alone in a garage, scanning old death certificates. It used to be interesting and inspiring. One of certs explained the death of an old neighbor. I have no idea who dies of diabetic gangrene, but he did, and despite being a civil lawyer no one visited him, ever. Anyways, between scans I used to doodle or take classes, but over time I'd just devolve into watching the youpube. I'd then go home to my boyfriend, get stoned, and watch him play fighting games and stuff,
Most of the time it was okay, but something was eating a hole in me, and it's still getting worse.
I went to therapy, but my therapist told me I was talented and fine and that I should be a cartoonist because I doodled Mrs. Brisby sketches and dumb shit. I think they meant well, but all compliments seemed hollow by this point. They didn't seem like lies, just inexperienced assumptions.
I grew detached, slowly realizing that a lot of my friends are complacent and lazy, most of them jobless and living with parents, despite being perceptive and smart in my eyes. Over time, again, we barely made plans to ever really hang out.
I had a few fights with a basically homeless pothead who used to be one of my besties. Then it hit me: most of the people I looked up to as street wisemen were just fucked, or already given up on themselves. My dad is kinda included in this, who stopped caring after Mom left. I feel bad saying this. He works full time and he's fun to talk to when I can actually see him, but he mostly watches TV in his room alone.

A bit more babbling. Sorry.
I have too now, only now I'm a shut in.

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>>11332387
>>11332608

part 3.

My younger brother is a decent animator. He can actually drive and has smart friends who actually have jobs and still play tabletop games with him and shit. I was really jealous of him. Eventually, my gparents felt sorry for me I think and begged me to go to college with him, so I did.
Now I'm a 24 year old meek crybaby invalid with a bunch of people younger than me. Some of them really liked my shitty kid adventures of blending cockroach milkshakes and doing dumb shit at night with friends, but I can't even tell who likes me or not. I don't get people anymore. I don't know how to really enjoy myself without feeling a strange meta-narrative of irony or suffering surrounding me.
Ever since I was little, I was scared of wasting my parent's money and resources. I was scared of looking weak and making bad impressions. Often I dreamed of running away and starting anew in a new state.
Now I'm scared all the time and nothing I did seemed to help anyone I care for. I think I only worry people now. I really want to die.
I can't communicate with others about my problems without choking up almost instantly I also always fear hurting my brother and family and quashing their success in life with my death.

It's funny, I felt like I was trained to see suffering as character building, but it only made me worse and more disconnected.
That's all. Thanks, possums.

>>11332752
>I was really jealous of [sibling]
>Now I'm a [age] year old meek crybaby invalid with a bunch of people younger than me
>I don't get people anymore. I don't know how to really enjoy myself without feeling a strange meta-narrative of irony or suffering surrounding me
>Ever since I was little, I was scared of wasting my parent's money and resources
>I was scared of [...] making bad impressions
>I can't communicate with others about my problems without choking up almost instantly


Holy shit, my marsupial friend
it's like we're the same person
These literally describe me, to a tee, in ways I wouldn't have been able to put into words.

Add in a few dozen panic attacks, some trips to mental wards, more scripts than you can count, and being a dirty tranny and we'd literally be one person.

>>11332406
If it isnt your fetish, sure, come overe here

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>>11332406

>>11333884
Yeah man. It's weird. Most people around me seem to think I'm cool or some shit, but I worry so much that I challenge my own perception on even the most basic interactions.
I'm not sure if it's good to find this commonality, but thanks.

Also, scripts?

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>>11333884
Same poster. Oh. Nvm. Yeah. I tried a low dose of Latuda for like a month and I had really weird panic attacks.
I used to take some weird shit for ADHD when I was a kid, but stopped after a few years. I get good grades so I think I'm fine to some extent.
I got nothing against meds. I'm just afraid of my brain rapidly changing.

>>11330427
>>11330823
me 2

>>11330427
I want to be a qt possum (for you)

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How do I keep from wasting my time and get this watch off of my wrist?

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>>11331894
I kinda of love this, new thread coming soon /posmu/ possum music
>>11332752
you need some stefan molyneux, fuck his politics stuff, listen to the ones from the call in show and the ones about therapy and deep insights. your therapist was shit by comparison to those podcasts.
also here's a hug *hugs*

This the just had my 21st birthday club?

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>>11336867
28th

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>>11337115

>>11336867
About to have my 19th next week.
Still have no idea where I'm going in life.

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>>11336867
Is it your birthday today, anon?

>>11336971
Had mine back in July.

>>11337964
You've still got some time to figure it out. Just don't put it off for too long.

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>>11336867
my birthday today. naturally I'm alone. But eh. though I'm 25.

>>11339072
Happy birthday, anon!

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>>11339169
thanks dude

>>11335640
Prescriptions, usually anti-anxiety meds, anti-depressants, or my hormones. Once or twice some stupid shit like AHDH meds.

>>11335906
> I got nothing against meds. I'm just afraid of my brain rapidly changing.

Same, though I'm not sure if it's physical brain changes that scare me, or the personality changes that really bother me. Either way, meds are spooky.

>>11332752
>Sometimes suffering is just suffering.
>It doesn’t make you stronger.
>It doesn’t build character.
>It just hurts.

-Kate Jacobs, Comfort Food

Pathetic furfags that degenerate in their cesspool of loathing and pettiness.
Become normal, furfags.

>>11340586
workin on it

>>11340603
Well the first step is to stop being lazy, in addition to letting go of your furfaggotry.
Seriously, get up and do something. Go outside.

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>It's a "you accidentally start falling in love with your lesbian friend" episode

oops haha

>>11340624
outside is the enemy but i am doing shit

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>>11339072
You're never really alone with the internet at your side. Happy birthday anon.

I have a really bad idea and I tried writing it down here because I figured if I wrote it down I wouldn't ever do it but I can't even write down what it is. When did I become retarded? I used to at least know what my ideas were. Maybe I can make a song?

>>11339072
Happy birthday.

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>>11339072
Happy Birthday anon! Go get yourself something nice!

>>11340586
I don't want to be normal.

>>11340586
Tried it, it sucked ass

>>11340586
bah

the only serious downside to it is how unattainable and fictional it is

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>>11340586
>being normal

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>>11341613
>>11341527
>>11341235
thanks friends. it's appreciated.

>>11339072
Happy birthday, broski.

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>>11342610
you can have one too.

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>>11340586
But anon, there is no normal. Just like now it is impossible to see the world from the exact same viewpoint as someone else, it is impossible impossible to be "normal" as everyone's definition of normal is ever so slightly different.

What if my "normal" is furfaggotry of varying deceneracy and self-loathing, would you "become normal"?

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Can somebody post some memes about quitting smoking

This is important

Haha

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>>11344831
All I got mang

You aren't hating yourselves hard enough.

>>11346452
But self-hatred is what made me give up trying

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>>11346452
Sorry, I'll try harder next time. I'm really not feeling up to it right now.

I wish i had an affair with one of my professors. I feel like i really missed out

cum = yum

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>>11344831

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>>11340624
>Go outside
Just did this. Biked a mile to get some energy drinks before the withdrawal headache set in. I don't feel as shitty now, but it did make me realize how out of shape I am.

>>11347042
Watchya coming off of possum?

>>11347078
Just caffeine, really. I can't go a day without it or I get bad headaches and sometimes nausea. I'm also taking time off from weed and alcohol, but I don't think those factor in too much.

>>11347187
That sucks, maybe you can taper?

>>11347509
I got down to one per day, and kept with it for a few weeks. Now I'm back up to at least two. It's still better than the 3-4(300mg caffeine) cans I used to drink.

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>>11348003
You realize that an actual cocaine habit is probably less harmful right?

Energy drinks shouldn't be legal. I'd switch to one (1) cup of black coffee a day instead but do whatever you want mang, it's just a hilariously dumb thing to be addicted to.

>>11348205
It really is dumb. I'll try switching to coffee at some point.

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>tfw I could have learned how to draw punk animals by now to fill the void the lack of content has left if I spent less time shitposting and being miserable

>>11349733
It's not too late to start. Go for it, dude.

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>>11344831

send me your smokes

and any smokes you buy in the future

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>>11349733
Well, do you want to complain about it again in a year or do you want to be prepared? Get drawing! There's a thread here with resources:
>>11328591

Haha

I had to scrape a possum out of my shed with a flat shovel.
Crawled in there and died. I only found him after he turned into a rotten pile of fleshy goo, fur, and bone.

I wonder if whoever scrapes me off the floor will at least say a couple words for me. I said them for the possum, goddamnit.

Haha

>>11353065
I too would like to die with my back on the earth and with very little space in the front such as in a coffin or what you have just described (at least, that is how I interpret it).

Keep it up

>>11353065
Not many people will appreciate you saying some words for a possum, but I do. Thanks anon, that was really nice of you.

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What's your guys' favourite season? I like winter. It used to get to -40 where I lived.

>>11356604
autumn, it's comfy

>>11356604
I'm an Autumn/Spring guy but I'll take anything over summer.
I was okay with summer before I lived somewhere where its regularly 100+ degrees


Why do people drink? Why do I drink? Why did I drink a quart of beer last night? Is Jamba Juice open so I can redeem this gift card I found yet?

my fucking windshield wiper flew off today

>>11357116
That's fucking spooky dude did it hit somebody and go in their eye and they were like "AUUUGHHH" like in a cheesy splatter horror film?
I think I wanna put that into a movie now.

>>11353065
F

>>11357212
that sounds like some final destination shit

It came loose somehow and bounced off my windshield, I thought it was a stick that fell from a tree at first

>>11353065
he's part of the earth again

i am become alcoholic

Just smoke weed every day and lay around doing nothing like a proper possum.

>>11357647
Hello yes

I'm gonna use this Jamba Juice gift card and try not to wonder about why I don't have any friends in real life

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Friends are disappointing, even more so in real life.

>>11357990
If only being best girl (male) were enough to make you right, Mayotama.

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>>11357990
I hear you. I only really had 2 friends and they both stopped talking to me when they made other friends.

>>11358089
have you tried talking to them about it or do they just completely ignore you?
you should try talking to them about it if you haven't, otherwise they might just be shitty friends

>>11358149
I did talk to one of them, but it only made things worse. We don't talk at all now. I tried to talk to him on steam not long ago but he ignored me every time.

honestly they weren't very good friends to begin with, I only tried so hard to keep them because they were the only friends I had. But I admit I was a less than perfect friend myself at times.

Come and wallow with me, POSSUM MEETUP RIGHT NOW AT DIVE PUB. >>11358114 slim chance but fuck it, let's try

>>11358377
I'm in Oregon but I appreciate the hustle dawg
Best of luck

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>>11358377
Just let me book a $1600 flight and I'll be there in about fifteen hours.

>>11358377

It was never going to work but I can't help but respect your entheusiasm.

What kinda e-dick do I have to suck to get a drawing of a possum drinking Jamba Juice?

>>11358345
I'm sorry to hear that anon
I hope you're able to make some friends that'll stick with you, sorry I can't be of more help

>>11358412
>another possum in MY state
apprehension

>>11358553
What city / region are you, son?
Eugene here. The smoke was apocalyptic in Grants Pass yesterday, I was there at 6 PM and it blocked out the sun.

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>>11358479
It's cool. have a poss.

>>11358377
i need a plane ticket and several hours at least

>>11358470
I have low expectations but it was Worth a shot, only way not to exceed is not to try

>>11358723
*succeed , fucking phone

>>11358613
Portland, but I am driving to Bend to see family tomorrow. I look forward to being killed passing over the mountains blinded by the fire of hell that awaits.

>>11356604
Winter is the best, Springfags get out

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>>11358470
lemme try

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Edgy winterfags get out, kawaii springfags get out, normie summerfags get out, fallfags master race.

>>11358377
I might be in liverpool next Feburary, hope that book's pretty long.

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>>11358857

>>11358878
>Edgy winterfags
winter is chill though

>>11358812
Best of luck, dawg. I hear that's a hellish road too

>>11358857
Awww this is so sweet! Thank you drawfriend. It made me very happy.
>>11358878
Don't make fall edgy with this fall has to be comfy

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>>11358964
Fall is chill enough.
>>11359048
Just a bit of banter with those who have uncouth seasonal preferences, nothing to worry about friend.

>>11359167
but winter's just so nice, it's the perfect time of year for cuddles
autumn is a close second to winter though, I'll give you that

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>>11358844
>>11358878

But anons, all seasons are the best for handholding

>>11356604
I used to love spring, but it's been shit for the past few years. Fall might be my current favorite. I basically just shut down when winter hits. I can't deal with the cold.

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>>11359444
Trips confirms.

>>11359444
but your hands get all sweaty and gross in the summer

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>>11359996
Only if your outside.
Summer = Indoor time

>>11360042
what if you don't have an ac though

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>>11357107
Why do people use any drugs at all? To make their life easier for a few moments.
Or because they have trained to love the taste of beer.

>>11358878
Fall undeniably best season

>>11360061
I'm sorry you hate yourself anon, or that it's not common in your area. You could go be cute and handhold in public air conditioned places though. Go have a date at a Starbucks and snuggle in a secluded corner, maybe shit on all the basic bitches

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>getting all sweaty and gross

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>>11356604
Fall effects me in a way that nothing else does. I guess all the good stuff that happens to me happens in fall, like the start of my various relationships over the years, so when I walk outside and feel a cool fall breeze, I automatically get in a good mood. Nothing else triggers good moods like that. I guess fall feels like hope.

Also, jacket weather starts in fall, which means I get to wear super long sleeves. Not only are they comfy, but they make it really easy to shoplift things.

I used to love winter, until I started driving in it. Despite my truck being really good off-road, it slides around on snowy roads more than anything I have ever driven.

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Cross thread reference, reply if you get it. I wish I had possum friends, had one once but he is gone now. Someone to drink with and listen to music, who enjoys your presence, it would be nice.

>>11360708
>fruity brown sauce
What in the actual fuck are the contents of that sauce other than fruity and brown?

>>11360732
I'm gonna list you the fuckin ingredients, it is literally like they had some left overs and they were just like
>what the fuck do we do with this?
>I know liquidize it and sell it.
Tomato puree, sugar, spirit vinegar, apple pulp, mollasses, cornflour, tamarind concentrate, salt, "spices" (which spices!?!?!), onion, garlic, MSG

>>11360831
>tomato puree and apple pulp
>""""fruity""""

That's a really horrific and generic ' edible food product' you're consuming.

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>>11360708
Same.
I have this autistic idea to make a new discord group for one evening with two voice chats and call it possum-baredition with everyone gathering drinks and stuff. Just for one evening.

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>>11361029
>voice chat

>>11361029
No.

>>11361134
>>11361055
Ok, i will tell sober me to keep my autistic ideas to myself from now on tomorrow

>>11361029
I like this idea

>>11361258
It's worth saying autistic ideas, just so you can get feedback on the reaction to them.

>>11360887
we are possums, this is trash, it is delicious possum nectar. Couldn't find the "good" quality stuf i was looking for, that shit has DATES and FUCKIN PLUMS in it!

>>11361029
do whatever you want, original fruity brown sauce anon possum here. i don't know how discord works. but friends are nice. I'd probably cry.

>>11360831
My family buys shit like this all the time and then calls me "disgusting" for having a jar of Accent (pure MSG crystals) in the pantry.

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>>11361505
fuck those total cunts, if you don't mind me saying so. I have two jars of msg because everyone lied. it's not bad for you and it's amazing. fuck everyone.

>>11361258
Nah, I'm good with a possum chat, just no voice.

>>11361602
To be fair to my mom, she does it because her mother got terrible headaches from Chinese takeout that she always attributed to MSG. But my mom also doesn't believe me when I tell her "yeast extract" is MSG and I'm watching her eat MSG right now and she's clearly not allergic.

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>>11361816
couldn't possibly be one of the other thousand ingredients in chinese food.

>>11361816
is she allergic to cats and/or dogs?

Wait for it...

>>11361029

>>11363080
>>11361029

Man, thanks 4chan extensions. I was gonna say, I'd have no problem with this, but I couldn't do it. When I actually have to talk to people the mask goes on. We're a little too honest to do this at any greater level of closeness.

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>>11362980
No, im impatient. God damnit. I want it now. What are we waiting for?

>>11363102
You think other possums are going to judge you, or is it that you don't want to give up your anonymity?

I'm just paranoid about services like Discord collecting data from me.

>>11363292
Neither. The distance of online is the only way to even approach being honest, which is something I use these threads for.

>>11363292
>discord collecting data from me
If you guys are up for it, then we could do something on Riot, or just plain irc then. Discord isn't my favorite but fucking everyone uses it.

Haha

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>>11363113
Godot.

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Thinking about drinking. I don't necessarily want to, but I don't really have a reason not to, other than future liver failure.

I don't like my life, friends.

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whome /drink/ tonite ps i skipped all 182 posts top ost this

>>11368234
Not me. I can't drink for a while. Hope you're enjoying yourself though.

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>>11368562
boy you fucking bet i am and got gee whilikers i am hoping you feel some excellent feelings through you soon. i mean feelings so good that they make you smile so fucking hard it hurts gosh DARN it

by the way, you're fucking beautiful and i would make out with you~~~~!!!

>>11368614
tyhis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc6ZWa4X_PE is the SONG i listend to while performing this comment. you all need to have fanTASTIC days from now on okay!!??!?

>>11368234
I guess that settles it, then. I'll go grab my booze.

>>11368635
Good song, friendo.

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>>11368667
you're welcome honey!! have a good night, don't get too plastered, stay safe, be comfy and cozy, if you have someone you really care about, invite them over and have a really good night!! love you <3 (both of those posts were me <3)

>>11368635
>snail's house
MY GUY

THIS IS MY FUCKING JAM

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Alright, fellas. Here's to our lives being a little shorter than they were yesterday. Cheers.

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>>11368100
>>11368234
drinking tonight too, polished off the rum, the potatoes were very ok. can't sleep now I need more booze and food but it's 4:15AM

>>11369099
god bless may your hangover be as minscule as possible

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>>11369121
aw shit that reminds me i should probably try and sleep, i have work in the morning

>>11369157
i mean THISmorning

>>11369157
i hope you have the best sleep of your night and you have the htotest fucking wet dream of your life i hope you wake oup soaked in your fucking creamy cum <3

>>11369177
ya dun goofd, being a silly, silly possum

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>>11369210
i ... erm... ok thanks? I think? yeah! thanks! that would be pretty good actually.

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Whats your favorite breakfast, anons? Mine is french toast with a big cup of coffee. Also, why is the english name for it so boring? Its called poor knight in german.

>>11371522
Cold pizza, a shot of hot sauce, and proper hot chocolate (none of that cocoa shit). Shit's so cash.

Or a breakfast taco like mom used to make. Too bad it's so fucking hard to find all the ingredients anywhere farther than a couple hundred miles from the border.

>>11371522
Breakfast biscuit with sausage

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>>11371866
When I really want to invigorate myself, I love hot chocolate with no sugar or milk, just a splash of vanilla extract, a dash or two of cayenne powder, and maybe a splash of almond milk.

>>11336867


I'm 26. Feels old, but I've felt old ever since I hurt my back, which was like eight years ago

>>11340725

Stop.

>>11346452

I love myself. I just set unrealistic expectations that lead to depressive spirals.

Is 19 too young to get married?

>>11348342
Coffee sucks.

>>11358878
Falls wins at being a season

>>11360573
You get me

>>11360708
I've got possum style friends. Our lease is up soon though and I think we're gonna drift

>>11360831
Ketchup.

>>11369210
I hope this too but for me

>>11372804
Coffee's pretty good, unless you buy shitty coffee.

>>11371522
My favorite is probably some kind of omelette with toast. Lately it's just been cigarettes instead of eating.

>>11371522
Buttermilk pancakes, a bratwurst link, 2 large eggs made into a cheese omelette, a bowl of frosted flakes, a mug of black coffee and a tall glass of orange juice.

>>11372973

It's bitter and watery

>>11372800
It is. I'm sorry to burst your bubble but you need more time than that, in my opinion.
There are some circumstances where it's okay, or even advisable, but without any knowledge of the situation I'd advise no.
>>11371522
Speed

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>tfw you will never be a mechsuit cop in a cyberpunk city on another planet brutally putting down insurrectionists
It's an odd kind of feel

>>11322620
>Be me
>Yesterday
>Take parents to theme park
>Anon, let's stay for the fireworks!
>SHIT
>Leave at nearly 930
>Have to fight through traffic
>Don't get to sleep til after 11
>Have to wake up at 4
>Want to call in sick
HOWEVER
>Job is actually pretty sweet
>Getting paid double because it's a holiday

Normally I'd stay home and get some sleep, but $31/hr is to good to pass up.
I'm out, pray for me

>>11374301
You're prayed for

I'm wasted and indeed despondent. I've got a girlfriend and good friends but I'm scared I'll become a housewife and give up everything I ever wanted.

>>11374416
Thanks, babe.

>>11360708
late reply but yeah, I had/have one friend like that but I think he moved. Pretty much everyone else I know are nothing like that. They're not bad people but I can't relate to or talk to them and I feel like I'm going to crack

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>>11372740
are you me?

I am pretty convinced the moment your body gives up the last of its resilient youth starts going to shit is 25

>>11372800
Yes. I mean no! Don't breed! There is so much more waiting for you if you keep sleeping around into your 30s!

Botched the order but you get it. Don't breed.

>>11371522
any dish with eggs on it

turning 25 in a couple of days and it's scaring me.
I'm 22, I'm not ready to wear the 25 badge. Let me get held back and turn 25 when I'm mentally there.

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How do you like my hostel choice for tonight, guys?

>>11372800
Depends. If you're rich and successful and have probably done everything you've wanted to do by the age of 19 then you should get married. If not, lay off and explore the world a bit; don't let yourself be grounded just yet. Ideally you should be married in your late 20's or early 30's.

>>11377480
comfy and cheap
That's all i need

>>11377415
I know this feel possum. Normies age so fast and so simply.

>>11377481
You can get rich and successful while married. If anything it is easier, assuming your spouse isn't just a leech. Exploring the world is overrated, humans didn't move 100 miles past their birthplace their entire lives until recent history. Ideally someone should get married as soon as they find someone they want to spend their life with, unless they want to spend a lot of time wondering what could have been.

The dating game is not for most people, exploring the world is not for most people, marrying is for almost everyone.

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>>11377480
It comes with full meal too, nice
Good thing I like onions

>>11377480
trash palace/10

>>11377518
You misunderstand me but that was my fault. What I wanted to say was that you should do everything you want to do while you're single (be it fucking prostitutes, getting jailed, exploring the countryside, banter and camaraderie with friends for weeks at a time, or even experiencing some other lifestyle such as dabbling in fishing or whatever floats your boat). In general these things are harder to do once you're married; you simply have more things to worry about and your personal freedom is cut in halved.
When I mentioned "explore the world" I meant more in the sense of what this planet has to offer and not particularly just traveling somewhere; and being able to try out different things is generally easier if you're born in a rich family since you won't be concerning yourself with trivialities such as finance.

But anyway you also captured what I wanted to express in your reply so yeah I agree with you completely.

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>>11377546
They have food, light, heater and a plant here
The dream

>>11374727
>I've got a girlfriend
>I'll become a housewife
l-lesbian?

>>11377809
those onions unnerve me deeply as if something is being rattled in my core.
Is that potted plant fake or something? looks a tad too shiny from your photo

>>11377546
>>11377809
What the fuck? Why are there so many onions?

>>11371522
rice sometimes with olive oil.

>>11372800
no, get married whenever but know that you are going to change and develop as a person usually untill you're 25 to 30. so the person you marry or even YOU may change over time.

>>11377480
>>11377584
HELL. YEAH. I'd defo live there!

>>11377891
i know, right? there's still a lot of room for onions there, they could afford to store about 50% more onions.

>>11377891
to ward off vampires

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>>11377854
Yeah, pretty sure its alive and weirdly glossy

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>>11377891
Winter is coming tho, gotta prepare

>>11377809
That looks like the kind of place where staff don't mind walking in on you masturbating.

>>11378292
onionchan, you should make onion soup!

>>11377809
pls, for the love of god, anon, pls do an onion-angel

>>11378343
THIS

>>11378343
DO IT

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>>11378324
Am I doing it right???

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>>11378547
You are officially Onianon.

>>11378547
>>11378576
I dub thee onianon
arise, onianon, or don't,
it's your name now
weather you like it or not

>>11378187
that's garlic, dingus

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what kind of threads do you possums browse?

/ztg/ here

>>11378768
possum threads solely, sometimes morbid curiosity overcomes me and I click on a weird fetish thread. it can be interesting sometimes.

>>11378768
also /posmu/ just created recently for your listening pleasure, or displeasure, probably displeasure.
boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/11337115

>>11377809
The perfect place to cry myself to sleep

>>11378760
they must be very stupid vampires

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>>11378343
Dunno if I can manage a better one, onion is resisting me

>>11378950
O N I A N O N
you fucking legend.

>>11378768
I browse this thread, /ztg/ sometimes, and the transformation fetish thread.

>>11378950
thanks for sharing you glory with us plebs, oh greatest of onionanons

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>>11378950
I've also found this, smells pretty alcohol-ish
If it's any good, I'll post my nudes with onions next thread

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>>11378950
I think I love you.

>>11378768
Pretty standard degeneracy. Furry threads, with or without dick, handful of /d/ threads, fluffies, nitw, rekt, nudes, /aco/.

I use the chan mostly for porn, but also for niche threads of self-hating community.

>>11379315
Are those cranberries?

>>11378768
Possum threads, and /h/fur. Sometimes I'll check the pony threads, but it seems like they've got their own thing going on, and I don't want to intrude.

>>11379315
What kinda fucking hostel is this and how expensive is it?

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>>11378768
I used to browse the normal g/fur threads and /haha/, but now it's only /haha/. The g/fur threads fell apart for some reason.
Anyone remember the whole romance between the dragonfag and fruggie lemurfag? Good times.

>>11379646
>fruggie
druggie, fuck this keyboard

>>11378768
gay furry threads, dick-related threads, rekt threads, angsty neet threads, shitty-relationship-with-family threads, gondola threads, flag threads, and the occasional diy/nomad thread

>>11379315
where is this? i want to chill here so bad jelly/10

>>11379315
you are an amazing possum onianon. That's just how I used to make booze only with a proper air lock cork. it looks like it needs to be racked. ask them how long it has been fermenting for, it takes a few weeks to become booze.

>>11379770
if i can rent a fucking house it will be my house soon.

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>>11379535
>>11379875
Nah, its black/redcurrant, native European berries, as I've been told.
Sadly its not ready yet, but I've been given some homemade red wine, it's quite a treat, real sour and potent

>>11379626
>>11379770
I've helped an old lady tend to her garden, chopped some wood, moved some stuff, so she let me crash in her old house
It's in the middle of nowhere, I'll tell you that for free

Why are there two threads now

>>11380727
Yes there are.

>>11380727
Because now everyone wants to be OP, ignoring the fact that OP is a faggot.
Or precisely because of it.

>>11380727
Cause some tard decided we need both a thread, and a music thread. Without even making the thread on /mu/.

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https://youtu.be/dHkynGXUpmY

Oh man

>>11381482
It's better to have it here, because you don't get all the elitism and shitposting.

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Who else /boned/ here?

>>11382077
The main issue I have, is why does it need to be a separate thread to begin with? Why can't people just talk about music here like they have for over a year?

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>>11382105
My house is right in the path (South Florida), and my current job is hurricane proofing a power plant. I'm likely to have to pull 12 hour shifts or longer to get everything complete by the time the storm hits.
I don't know yet if I'm going to need to evacuate or not. I hope I don't have to.
I don't know where to go, I guess I'd just keep driving to Chicago and couch surf with the family I still have back there.

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>alcohol is the only cure to my inhibitions
why can't I just be a normal human being

>>11382165
You've got a point. I think the guy just wanted a general music thread without all the other usual possum stuff. Just somewhere to find new music and share stuff you like.

>>11382105
please take all of these fair weather faggots that came down here for Harvey with you, i cant fucking stand their smug attitudes like they think they're helping

It's a shame, I think Harvey is a sexy name

>>11382599
Hail bara

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>>11382570
All i can think of is a plush rabbit when i think about harvey

>>11382677
Dunno what this is, but it's giving me strong late 2000's vibes

>>11382406
I know what you mean. I don't really have a problem with them doing it for self-satisfaction. What bothers me is that they have the gall to pretend they're doing some wholly altruistic act.

>>11382357
Yes, I did. I wanted something music focused, but specifically for possums because I knew you guys would have great taste.
>>11382165
the main issue I have is, why do you need to be a faggot? I can make as many threads as I want, you can't tell me what to do MOM!
Seriously though, why the do you think there has to be just one possum thread? haha, you can make another one, i can make another one, we can have as many as we want. it's trash, not some refined organised board where multiple threads would just make things confusing or result in too many cross posts or fill up a board with the same shit. don't see you complaining about the multiple furry porn threads. ok fuck this, I'm done defnding my thread. open your mind, possum. there is no spoon, there is no thread.

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>>11382654
On the third day, God said, "Let there be Bara." And so there was, and it was good.

>>11382949
>>11382599
I'd go to this church

>>11382701
Point and click adventure from around 2010 from a german developer. You basically had to kill alomst everyone as a little convent schoolgirl.

>only "friend" doesn't say anything before logging off
I have nothing left anymore.

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>>11382165

>>11330076
>make trash possum again

>>11383076
I'm about to go to bed myself so I won't be able to really help you right now, but think about the below questions, if you're still here when I wake up later I might be able to help you then
when you say he doesn't say anything, do you mean he isn't talking to you at all or does he just log off without saying goodnight?
does he do this often or is this a one off thing?
has anything happened between you two recently?

fee fi fo fump

this thread has seen it's final bump

I'll make a new thread

>>11383222
>>11383222
>>11383222
New thread

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>>11383183
We were chatting on steam just a few hours earlier and I have no reason to believe there's something wrong between us yet I feel like he hates me.

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My housemates and I had a meeting today to kick someone out of the house. The person stopped physically living here months ago, but she left all of her stuff here and kept paying rent, so we didn't really care. Now that she's stopped paying, and won't get in contact with us, the house wants to throw all her shit out, or sell it. I just feel really shitty about the whole thing, b/c on one hand, I know she's been dealing with personal problems this whole time, and tried to kill herself, but on the other, I've had to take care of a cat that I don't want for like four months now b/c she left it here, and I'm the only one nice enough to not let it starve, and I'm just sick of the whole thing.

I think I'm gonna volunteer to pack all of her stuff up, so at least it doesn't get thrown away.

I wish I could smoke.

>>11383250
Smoke cat hair

>>11383250
Nah you should sell her shit to cover rent until you can find someone to replace her. I feel for her too, but $ is $ my possum. Would be different if she stayed in contact and explained or requested her stuff be saved. Just my opinion though, I've been fucked over by roomates before. Also give car hair joint to your other roomates like anon suggested, for epic lulz

>>11382677
Same here. The game had some neat stuff in it, but I still liked the first one more.

>>11371866
What did your mom usually put in breakfast tacos?

I scramble eggs with salsa at about a 3/2 ratio, then fry that shit in bacon grease, sometimes with sausage or bacon, serve it in a toasted tortilla with cheese. Delicious.

>>11373293
Coffee is a caffiene delivery vehicle. Assholes with shit to prove and the destitute swear up and down you should drink it black, but fuck them, coffee is best with cream and sugar.

Or Cold Brewed. I will drink cold brewed coffee like water and then enter the Staring Wakefulness.

>>11382304
>needs alcohol to remove inhibitions

idk, sounds like a normie to me :V

>>11384738
Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, onions, and green peppers, a green tomato sauce, some avocado slices, some cilantro, mom's refried beans (I still don't fucking know what goes in there, but I know it's not just beans. Usually omit if I'm making), and homemade tortillas.

Shit's my childhood man. So good.