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ASSMAD FAGS NEED NOT ENTER
FURRIES AND TITTY MONSTERS ARE B-A-N-N-E-D
Hisami Touji
>>11317100
Fluorette
Beowulf
>>11317100
John Egbert
Marjane Satrapi
>192
Eggman-kun
>>11317100
Zer0
Walter C Dornez
>>11317100
The Pride Troopers
>>11317100
James Storm
Willy Wonka
Ezreal
Elias Ainsworth
>>11317100
Deidara
Dr. Jackal
>>11317100
Little Toy Robot
The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
>>11317100
Gascoigne
Rare Fyxe
Vic Viper
>>11317100
Fyxe but she's a car now
>>11317100
Phil Kessel
>>11317100
Agent 4
>>11317100
Johnny
Aron
>>11317100
Hansel and Gretel
>>11317100
Vinny
Buy My Backpack Mods
>>11317100
Katarina
>>11317100
Local pedophile
>>11317179
>>11317100
Revy
>>11317100
Ueno
>>11316960
Well, it's like having a permanent blush. Really brings out your feminine charm!
Maybe I should draw me some too with my Mom's red lipstick, you think that would suit me?
>>11317061
Thanks for a rather normal location, unlike the others I have experienced here.
>>11317100
Eli Vance
>>11317100
Inkling
Nazuna Oikawa
>>11317100
Johanna
Summary before I forget.
>Not an entry
>>11317100
Stand User
>>11317215
Okay, this is by far the weirdest filler I've ever seen.
>>11317190
Daniel
Mirai Kuriyama
DVP
>>11317222
What?
>>11317100
>Here's a shitty thing I promised that I would do but I took way too long to deliver for what it is.
Anyway, Wolfgang Grimmer, if you're in this thread...here's this.
Trips
reap me up
>>11317189
....
Brother! I think we found our main course.
Run all you want, you've got the same scent as us. The scent of blood and sewage, stained to you forever.
>>11317268
IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S BEOWULF TIME
>>11317268
No partners? Very well I'd rather not deal with another backstabbing magician
>>11317268
It is time to FIGHT!
>>11317268
Vroom vroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvs8dX5BkVo
>>11317268
Looks about right, Let's do this thing.
>>11317126
>Um.
>>11317268
>>11317268
I like it
>>11317268
let's do this!
>>11317268
Begin.
>>11317105
Ezreal. I'm an explorer, possibly the best there ever was. I've braved through just about every trap you can think of, and gotten away with no scars to show for it. Glad to make your acquaintance!
>>11317197
My feminine charm? That's definitely not what I was going for...
>Ezreal slinks back a bit, a real blush rising underneath the triangles on his face. "Feminine? She definitely meant to say 'handsome...'"
Yeah, do whatever. Just don't think you'll be as good-looking as I am. It's a difficult feat to pull off.
>>11317305
>FURRIES AND TITTY MONSTERS ARE B-A-N-N-E-D
>>11317305
he clearly said no big titties
>>11317320
>>11317323
>Flat as a board.
>>11317268
teim 2 rooin sho fo peepl n i fingk u r al bud
>>11317340
but you're a giant boob so it counts
>>11317340
>FURRIES AND TITTY MONSTERS ARE B-A-N-N-E-D
>FURRIES
>>11317344
>>11317349
>That still doesn't apply to me though. C'mon, do I look like a furry?
>>11317358
yes
>>11317358
You should have turned yourself into a car.
You'd make a fine twingo, let's be real
>>11317358
shut up, you piss-licking goat
Sorry for the wait, I was rigging it for an RPer.
>>11317358
asswhore just stop
>ha ha look at me I'm so depressed
>why isn't anyone paying attention to me?!
>lol I'm rigging it
kys Adashit
>missed game
Good luck, guys.
>>11317317
Sounds to me that you have a prodigal reputation hunkering out of harms way. It's a pleasure to make yours as well. . . for the time being, a job's real value lies in the amount of enjoyment I can gain from it and yes, that includes the killings of innocents who stand in my way.
I hope we find ourselves sound in battle when the time arrives.
>>11317372
Thanks for the target practice, I think I've officially decided guns aren't quite my forte. Fun to use, sure, but I can get the job done much easier with my bare hands. Oh, by the way, this was my first time using one. Must be pretty embarrassing for you. Do me a favor and die quietly, alright?
>>11317372
What's stopping you from turning me into a bloody pulp!? I'll remember this young lady you'll regret leaving me be!
>>11317372
>Get murdered by carlton last game
>mfw first event is staying in house carlton
>>11317372
I could die... But I won't
>>11317372
>For once in her young life, the girl finally decided to take action, not in her day-dreams, but in reality, as she grabs a knife and runs to tackle a girl, before bludgeoning her knife in the girl's face, as she grabs it to thrust it deeper in
>>11317372
>There go all of his grenades and ammo, right off the bat. The assassin searches high and low around his caravan but can't find any of them. His helmet reflects his displeasure: ">_<".
I will find them all
and deliver justice to
the thief in question.
>>11317364
>The fuck is a twingo?
>>11317362
>>11317370
>>11317374
>Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it, I guess every superhero need his theme music~
>>11317372
> Daniel points his handgun in a casual manner towards Phil
What's the lowest form of shitposting?
>>11317372
>Johnny spend the entire night sitting next to the fireplace, roasting marshmallows and sitting quietly
>He decides to break the ice by telling one of his witty tales
So you wanna hear about that one time I dated a deer?
>>11317372
Look, SOMEONE is gonna kill us. I dunno who but uh, wait, what?
>>11317372
>You sit around the fire enjoying a nice snack, it's good to have a bit of rest before the killing to come.
>>11317411
you dated a deer?
why?
>>11317317
Oh, you know what? You're right.
I'll never look as girly as you. Too much of a difficult feat for me.
>Ueno simultaneously taps both of his red triangles with her fingers and then brushes against his hair on the sides on the way back
And you hair's so soft too! What shampoo do you use?
>>11317372
Get outta here, Sucker. This is my place now.
>>11317372
EZREAL! BLOODY SCALPEL!
>With his deadly accuracy Akabane fans out 10-scalpels from his sleeve and hurls it Ezreal.
Commentary goes here.
You're welcome.
>>11317445
it's nothing!!
>>11317445
What? No! I don't sell bad corruptions, What're you talkin about?
>>11317402
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Twingo
>>11317399
holy shit that was awesome
>>11317445
I'm quite fortunate to have stashed those bags of salt-water taffy without the need of having to kill someone over it.
>>11317445
>You decide that a list of targets is a good way to start, focus on targets you know you can take down to build up your confidence.
>>11317427
I was lost in the forest in the middle of the night and ended up wandering into a road. The deer almost hit me, but thankfully she caught me in the headlights quick enough for her to stop.
>Johnny hands him the picture
Here's me and her driving me back to my place. I had to return the favor somehow and invited her for coffee. We still talk sometimes.
>>11317445
Okay then.
>>11317445
>>11317474
>That's what the girl felt when she slit the kitten's throat, before promptly realizing what she is doing, fearing about what she has become, as she cries for a bit over it.
I'm a monster...
>>11317445
I'm sorry, I just-I...I couldn't help it! That's not something I normally do, I swear.
>>11317495
Fluorette is cute.
CUTE!
>>11317372
>Ezreal was elated to hear that the game was being rigged in his favour, but then he realised there were several other RPers competing in the game with him. And then he realised that he also died.
>>11317389
Killing...of innocents?
>Ezreal's gauntlet flares up with a golden light upon hearing his admission, any sense of amiability between the two immediately getting dropped.
I don't fancy myself a hero, but I don't let something like that go unnoticed either. Is this something you confess to everyone you speak with?
>>11317429
>Ezreal swats her hand away from him, a clear look of frustration on his face.
Shut up! You have no idea what you're on about. I might not be as muscular as some others,
>The image of Taric promptly flashes into Ezreal's mind,
but I certainly don't look like a girl. This is just jealousy speaking. Or envy. Whichever!
>>11317372
>>11317438
>And so Ezreal was assaulted by a gang of outlaws, of which the man he had been speaking with earleir was a part of. He teleported behind a caravan for cover, the 10 scalpels flying through the empty space that Ezreal once occupied.
You're quick to act, aren't you?
>>11317508
Time to call the angels!
>>11317508
BOOM baby! WHO'S NEXT?
>Distant Goldberg chants
>>11317508
I've watched enough WWE with Joel to know absolutely everything about wrestling. Yeah..
>>11317508
YEAH! Lets do this!
>>11317508
I'm really not.
...Those kids are going to tear that poor toy apart...
>>11317508
>>11317528
>The girl sold the move perfectly... In reality though, the girl suffered a neck-break injury as the much bigger buffer man has just tackled the life out of her, rendering her motionless as she slowly dies
>>11317490
weird.
so the deer can talk? that's extra weird.
>You view the photo, yup, that's most definitely a man with a deer in his car. You wonder why a deer would voluntarily get into a car, but decide that might be looking too far into things.
>>11317508
>You smell something coming from the kitchen, and notice that the chef is none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!
>You wonder how they could afford The Rock's cooking skills, and if The Rock has any real cooking skills at all.
>Guess you'll just have to figure that out
I'm going to build a wall around these games.
>>11317552
C-U-T-E
>>11317445
From the clearance aisle.
A great place to save money.
Got guns for five bucks.
>>11317508
>Because of course he does. He's jealous, both of the assassin's skill in-character, and his hosting skills OOC, like anyone would and should be.
>>11317470
>I feel mildly insult looking at these.
>>11317561
Ay, I got the stuff.
>>11317552
>>11317508
Sora mea! We were supposed to use the bullets on her not the toy. Could we convince her to stay? I think we can, fratele mau.
>>11317561
NO FAIR. My tag partner is a jobber!
>Sells
>>11317561
Wow. We did it.
>>11317561
>Yep, yep, Goddammit. Take a shower, don't die. Play vidya, don't die. Come back to RP, die as soon as I do. This is my life now. Fuck.
>>11317564
The mayor could be a 1st generation twingo, they look so cute:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault_Twingo#/media/File:BlackRenaultTwingo1998.jpg
>>11317578
>Eggman
>A jobber
He is the UNDERTAKER of this place.
>>11317589
>You feel mildly insulted looking at this.
>>11317597
Because they're both dead? Because now we're dead
>>11317510
>Dr. J flares out a hand of glowing red scalpels.
Quick on your feet aren't you. -- So? What of it? I kill people admissible to my own pleasure, what are you going to do about it? I have reputation for ruining first impressions, so just what exactly are you going to do about it?
>
>>11317597
This is my yard
I defeated the undertaker
>>11317604
Not everyone can be a Big black Nissan GTR you know?
Besides some grils like 'em small and cute
>>11317561
>You're minding your own business, walking through the forest, finishing the last of your food while you walk, when suddenly a bunch of guys jump out of a bush! You wonder how they all hid in that tiny bush, but that's the least of your concern!
>You blow them away from you and take them all down one by one with your WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO.
>That was a close call, you need to be more careful with bushes from now on.
So when's Eggman's "American Badass" run gonna go?
And who's the Roman Reigns of this place?
>>11317616
>kissu
u the only good homestuck
>>11317616
I like this, it has a fun tone to it.
>>11317556
Yeah, and she was super nice too. And she wasn't a bad driver at all. Better than my mother.
...wait do you still think I was doing the driving?
>The host clutches a bottle of water as he grovels at Fluorette's feet, trying to balance his thirst and his love for the girl in front of him.
>>11317612
You may have retired The Undertaker, but can you beat...... THE MORTICIAN?!
Translate the entire HG Main Roster into their WWE Main Roster equivalents.
>>11317653
Splatoon 3 canceled before it was even announced. It's over, yep!
>>11317653
nice rig fag not even going to hit my shift key or fullstop
>>11317613
>Some girls may say that, but once they're in bed with you, their opinions change.
>Well, not *you* specifically. You've never been in bed with one, and never even had the chance. You're actually talking about a general "you" referring to a specific group of people that the listener can apply to the sentence, in this case, guys who are small and cute; although now that you think about it, you've inadvertently revealed to the world you've never gotten in bed with a girl. You're making yourself look worse than you intended, with your entire point lost in a confusing amalgamation of words and sentences that made sense to you.
>Also, you're not talking about penis size.
>>11317653
BEGONE FOUL BEAST
>>11317626
Well that depends, who's the most hated person in HG that also has done really well in the arena?
>>11317672
....What the fuck are you rambling about garfi-... I mean Mayor.
I was talking about cars. C A R S. I didn't know you were such a pervert...
>kek
>>11317687
Karen/Mitsuki?
Stuff.
>>11317703
>Cars? Oh, you of course knew that. Of course she was talking about cars, and how some women have preferences for smaller models of cars. You knew all along she was talking about cars. What a silly notion it would be if she was referring to something other than cars. You would have so much egg on your face, you wouldn't even see the cars she's talking about through the yolk and egg white streaming past your eyes. Cars.
>>11317710
Huh? What are you looking at me like that for?
>>11317643
jeez, that's insane!
i did think that
that's a really skilled deer man
>>11317653
>You decide to dress up as a wizard, have some fun while everyone else kills eachother, when you see an old man walk up
>Much to your dismay and shock, the man starts pouring gasoline on you! you try and blow him away, or fly away, anything to get away from this guy, but he manages to light you on fire before you can do anything.
>You burn to a painful death
>DEAD
>>11317629
>>11317636
(aaaaaaaa thank you, I still have a lot of improving to do with my RP, but it's good to know it isn't completely irredeemable.)
>>11317710
Now a crucifixion is something I can work with.
>>11317608
I'll show you what I'm going to do about it, just...give me a second...
>Ezreal finds himself struggling to find a target to attack. Between Dr. J's scalpels and the toy robot's laser vision, he was quite preoccupied with trying to find an opportunity to strike. Too long though, as Ezreal's cover is soon destroyed by one of the tiny robot's laser beams. With his teleport still recharging, Ezreal finds himself facing Dr. J and the robot out in the open.
I don't know. It doesn't seem like there's much for me to do at this point. Other than something reckless, I suppose.
>Ezreal opens up his palm and a giant arc of golden light explodes out from the center, the force causing Ezreal to stagger back. The light blazes out across the field, gleaming brilliantly as it seeks to disintegrate his opponents.
>of course it wouldn't work because Ezreal died in that event, but hey, it was worth a shot
>>11317726
You get more attention than me so you're already good enough.
>>11317151
>shrieks and throws feces
Magical things happen.
YOUNG GIRL'S ASS
>>11317508
As a future fashion designer I can confidently tell you that yes, you have no taste at all.
>>11317510
Suuure sure, little man. You know, a friend of mine has shorter hair than you, and she's a girl.
So that makes you, like, twice as girly.
I mean yeah, your clothes are pretty stylish, but don't you sometimes wish you were stronger and manlier?
A true man who draws the blush on the ladies instead of himself?
Food for thought.
>>11317561
>she carries the man back to his tent, together with the pirate
Now then, that makes $5.99.
>Ueno slips his wallet away while setting him down
>>11317653
... is that a gorilla under a carpet? ... really?
>>11317710
>>11317725
Oh, I was just thinking how nice of a custome that is. I didn't notice it earlier, but whoever designed it must have been really good at his trade...
>>11317751
>>11317725
... and now it's all mine.
>>11317723
Yup cars. Like I said the smaller ones are comfier to ride, it's smooth and isn't nearly as tiring as the big ones and their raw horse power.
Besides,
>She pats his head
you may be a 1st generation Twingo, but at least you're a manual. Can't believe there are people driving automatics. Some guy tried to pick me up with an automatic impreza one day, I laughed.
>>11317751
Oh, that's why.
>>11317764
Costume? I'm a pirate, this is how I usually dress
>>11317660
Gimme the roll chart and I'll do this meme
>>11317389
>>11317764
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE GET INTO THESE LONG WINDED CONVOS???
>>11317796
Karen always writes too much for his ESL brain.
>>11317766
>You have no idea what the hell Fyxe is talking about. Something about driving. She's certainly driving you mad with her rambling.
>But you don't really care. You just like to hear her talk, and love it when she gives you a pat on the head! After that offensive attack, you retaliate with a tactical waist hug inbound.
>>11317796
You must fuck in the assu
More things happen.
>>11317816
Jinxing Elias
>>11317764
A friend of yours? That's a strange thing to hear!
>Ezreal says, trying to latch onto any opportunity he can get to fire back at Ueno.
I know for certain I have girls fawning over me back home. And of course they do, I'm a living caricature of the "handsome explorer!" I'm sorry you don't have the good taste to see it.
Why am I always being a burden to everyone near me
>>11317811
And then I said to that guy.
Hey! Leave your manhood card at the do-
Oh.
>She finally fucks off, even though her words were carrying some deep wisdom about life.
>She grabs him by the wais as well, and puts him closer to her ches... her heart.
My little twingo!
>>11317792
finn.
the winner
: s
:y
>>11317864
How would one go about getting a motorboat in those tits?
Placements.
You're welcome.
Don't thank me.
>>11317840
pull your fucking weight then
>>11317885
Like you would for a regular motorboat.
Getting a licence.
>>11317878
I'm not congratulating her. I'll thank you for the game th-
>>11317886
I take it back then.
>>11317886
gud hst sho rooined ys i no is nevur n
Host here or make new thread?
That obvious rigging....
>>11317893
Where do I apply for a Fyx tits license?
>>11317864
>Urgent: must request back-up! Commander, the enemy, they-they-they have aircraft offense! Two blimps, coming twelve o'clock! They're coming in too fast, we can't get our anti-aircraft defense primed in time! We're-We're all goners! Damn you, damn you, damn you a-!
>Huh, you can hear her heartbeat through her chest. That's cool.
>>11317878
>>11317886
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host out of contractual obligation.
>>11317736
Would it matter regardless?
>The little toy robot was unfortunate enough to be eviscerated into smoldering ash from the devastating trail of light.
>The beam trailblazers towards J - he maneuvers his conjured sword swiftly to slash and struggle to halve the beam until it explodes. Dr. J is enveloped within the explosion.
>>11317796
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IOthQJwKzQ
>>11317886
Congrats girly
Thanks for host
>>11317774
Not anymore, now I'm the pirate, and I'm going to win.
>>11317816
That's what you get for sullying my eyes with that horrible t-shirt design earlier.
>she throws the corpse to the side and moves on
>>11317869
>unsure of where his 'head' is, she instead aims right in the center of his body and hits him in the back
Wow, that actually killed him? I won on my first day here?
>>11317878
Thanks, this was actually a good one!
Actually, I'll take that back, since you don't want to be thanked, but only for your service.
>>11317911
That's where it gets tricky: Nobody knows! Not even me.
>>11317907
He literally said he was rigging it
>>11317923
don't bully shouko or i'll take your win back
>>11317906
Here's fine.
>>11317927
Do you mean to say you're carrying those tits without a license? You're going to jail.
>>11317934
forgot image
Testing some stuff.
First 24 for Medieval games
>>11317949
Gascoigne
>>11317949
Elias Ainsworth
>>11317949
Mayor of Cantown
>>11317949
The Emperor of Sand
>>11317949
Dr. Jackal
>>11317949
John Egbert
>>11317949
Berkut
>>11317949
Jiren the Gay
>>11317949
Julia Douglas
>>11317916
>He's damn right he can feel the heartbeat, and it comes with 140+ bpm and a high-pitched female voice
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHZKD5se-ZM
>She puts him down.
Thanks for keeping me company during that game, I died to early.
>>11317949
FYXE
>>11317937
N-No... I mean... It's a special case for me and...
OH LUCK A BIRD!
>tries to run away
>>11317949
Sarah Lynn
>>11317949
Ezreal
>>11317921
>Ezreal knows better than to let his guard down, his eyes scanning the area for any sign of Dr. J. His gauntlet retains a faint glow, ready to fire should anything happen. Of course, Ezreal was fated to die that day, so it would end up doing him no good.
>>11317949
Walter C Dornez
>>11317949
Fresh sans
>>11317949
Blizzard Chaser
>>11317974
I'd chase you, but I'm just text on an image board. I have no legs.
>>11317949
Zacharie
>>11317974
>She may have died early in the game, but you didn't enter at all. You don't know if that constitutes being an absolute winner or loser. Truly an enigma.
>You thank Fyxe for her keeping you company, too.
>>11318001
wat
>>11317999
That's... pretty sad.
We could probably make a book with your story
"I have no legs and I must chase"
I'm sure it would move a lot of people
>>11317949
The Sun
>>11317949
Draco
>>11318017
It'd move them, but it wouldn't move me, because I've got no fucking legs.
>>11317934
...w-what?
>she nervously gazes away
>>11317838
A caricature is, like, a joke figure of the real deal, right? So you're like... pretending to be one?
Wait wait, I got a good one: 'What are you exploring - your feminine side?'
>she chiuckles and pats the soft top of his head
I have to go home now, but I might bring you a bow or hair clips the next time. You know, for 'exploration'.
>>11317949
Astolfo
>male
>>11317949
Sombra
>>11318031
I know... That was the joke.
Sorry. I'll buy you an electric wheelchair next time we meet.
>>11318049
I'd rather have a boat. One with a motor. I've always liked the sea.
>>11318012
What?
>>11318065
I thought you died
>>11317949
Vic Viper
>>11318018
That's not the sun, that sun is not cool enough to be called The Sun.
>>11317979
>Raining from above is a striation of glowing red scalpels aimed at all angles towards Ezreal.
>A feint whisper snares out of the billowing smoke.
I'd look up if I were you.
>>11317949
Late Eggman
>>11318087
dont talk to my son(female) like that ever again
Lets take this one slow. How we looking so far? Doesn't look like there's many to swap but I'll still give you guys some time.
>>11318063
Hmmm... Yeah I'll see what I can do. Feeling the motion of the ocean is so relaxing, I get you.
>>11318117
Swap all 23 of these people out for stronger replacements.
>>11318071
Why would I die?
>>11318123
You seem to have been acquainted with all types of seamen. That's assuring.
>>11317949
Fluorette
>>11318117
>You are REA-!
>Oooo your districtmate already cheeses you off. This is a bad start already.
>>11318117
You're deserving accomplice to have with me, it's pleasure to meet you Mister Thief.
>>11318111
I guess I can't do anything against those trips. Take good care of him (her).
>>11318099
Not late anymore!
>>11318117
Swap me >>11317986
For this cool dude right here! >>11318099
>>11318117
My partner looks like he can barely live with that haircut
>>11318135
Cuz you don't post.
Wait post that Scott pilgrim crossover pic
>junko anonposting and thirsting after nufags
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>11318117
let's do this!
>>11318117
>>11317955
>>11318137
Hand my place in the game over to this one, I'll be going elsewhere.
>>11318136
Mhh... Yeah I guess, seamen, regular men, wolfmen... Limbless men.
I just like people.
>>11318117
Vae Victis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgwNTle8FAY
>>11318151
Proof?
>>11318168
Then you are prepared for the battle to come. Good luck.
Earn those shields boys!
>>11317971
>>11318034
>>11318038
>>11318137
Cute girls.
>>11318179
Thanks! Have a good night ! Don't get stomped on by a wall of text on your way back!
>>11318191
no they are just more bitches and whores
>>11318198
I can't go back, I have no legs. I'm just going to sit here and whistle to myself while I wait for a flood to move me somewhere else.
>>11318034
>Once again Ezreal swats her hand away from him, getting increasingly frustrated that some random girl was getting the better of him.
You know what I meant! Joke all you want, I know there's plenty of people out there that know how astonishingly handsome I am.
>Ezreal grinds his teeth as the girl departs, hoping that'd be the last time he ever had to see her. Even still, he had to admit to himself that her "exploration" joke was pretty good.
But that's the only thing I'm giving to her!
>>11318095
>Ezreal looks up, and seems an impossible situation to worm his way out of. The daggers descend upon him, penetrating through his flesh and messing up his insides. As each scalpel pierces through him his body jerks violently, until the last one skewers his brain. He stands still for a second, before falling down face-first.
>Here lies Ezreal. He was doomed from the very start.
>>11318188
Looks alright.
>>11318188
>Garou is struck across the face by the arrow, unable to dodge the entire blade of the projectile in time. He clutches his wound, swearing under his breath and looking for the person that shot it.
I'm already being hunted? I haven't even gotten to play the predator yet! Somebody must be pretty upset with me. Maybe they've come to slay the monster.
>>11318188
Jokes on you guys, I came with a shitton of swords.
Don't mind the sexually confused Egg(wo)man.
Ez getting ganked early.
>>11318210
Oh okay... Well. I hope you're prepared to wait for a while. It seems like it never rains around here, people are always thirsty...
>>11318230
Are you done spying on me? You're being way too loud to be subtle, come out and fight me already. You're going to learn nothing by cowering in fear in my tracks.
>>11318241
They say that Gary, a man so thirsty, drained the reservoir. One day it will return. Then I will have my boat out on the water.
>>11318230
A gun would be even more preferable then a bow the least I can do with this is stab them with the arrowhead
>>11318230
You know, there are better, quieter ways of trespassing someone's home.
But sure, let's keep acting like savages. That's a lot of fun.
>>11318230
>The swordsman somehow chops all the arrows out of midair and just keeps walking towards your party. You think it's a good idea to run away, so you all do.
>>11318230
AHAHA, I LIVE TO DIE, LOVE OF WAR.
>>11317865
Karen is Roman Reigns
Eggman Is Undertaker
Archer is HHH
Adachi is Jinder Mahal
Seth is Seth
Grimes is Baron Corbin
Star is one of The New Day
Eric is One of the Ascension
Suz is Big Cass
All of the filler anime girls are the local jobbers for Braun
I can't think of the rest.
Sound the horn, give these warriors a moment of silence.
>>11318151
That's Junko for you. Next step is him linking the nufags to f-list because he's that sex deprived.
>>11318274
>jinder mahal
I'm not a roided up Indian with thousands of roid zits on my body.
>>11318230
>Ezreal walks past a bush and then stops dead in his tracks. He knew all too well how easily an opponent could conceal themselves within one, so he raised his gauntlet and fired a couple of bolts of light into the bush. When he went to check the inside of the bush, Matt sneaks up behind him and slices Ezreal with a poisoned dagger.
>>11318269
Congratulations, you slashed an unsuspecting person with a dagger. That's certainly something to yell about.
>>11318274
Yukine is KO
>>11317878
>>11317886
When do we add them to the roll chart?
>>11318255
Meh. I don't believe old legends like that. The truth is always buried in time.
And I'll do a rain dance for you at home, alright.
>>11318305
>Yukine
>>11318166
Oh, thank you, sir!
>>11318230
Gah! Oh...oh, that poor thing, that horse...what'd it ever do to you?
Good thing Sombra's quick, I don't think you can hack cold hard steel.
It took three to slay the beast Blizzard Chaser. But slay he is.
>>11318318
I'd appreciate that. I would also accept an exceptionally strong breeze.
>>11318289
Yeah but almost nobody likes you, so I thought it would be the perfect match.
>>11318213
I was hoping you wouldn't be swayed by that cheap tactic, in the end you became a favorable treat for the crows to share. I was hoping you'd decide not to lend yourself to your own demise, shame.
>Akabane steps out of the billowing smoke and maneuvers towards Ezreal's corpse; he picks up a scalpel and brands the letter J across Ezreal's back.
>>11318330
Did you just roast me?
>>11318325
I've never done this before.. I wonder if there's a microwave lying around somewhere, that's more in my skillset.. Am I supposed to take the fur off before I cook it, or..?
>>11318325
>This does not stop you from trying to spot a weakness. What's he gonna do, stab you?
>>11318325
Have to let someone live from time to time, I do have some business to take care of
>>11318325
Where did that gay man go?
>>11318279
>the minute of silence is interrupted as everyone turns their attention to Sombra, who was tapping away at her digital display
Sorry, I got bored of looking at dead losers. I'll put it on mute.
>>11318325
>As Sarah slowly swings her mace at Sombra who wasn't putting up a real fight, she suddenly teleports and re-appears at a distance
You're gonna have to do better than if you want to kill me. Like, infintely better.
>>11318343
I didn't mean to do it on purpose if that's what you're asking.
Berkut and Fyxe showing they don't fear battle.
Sara Lynn fighting nature itself and losing.
>>11318328
Gotcha! Alright.
See you soon on the ocean, maybe.
>>11318330
youre alright eric
>>11318325
Gee, I wonder.
>>11318325
Ahem.
That was for the sake of that poor animal you so horridly killed. You wretched beast.
>>11318366
Come on! Come on, come on, come on, comeoncomeoncomeoncomeoncomeon! Can't you even hit me, you amateur? I'm wide open, look, I'm not even using my arms! They sure let anyone be a hero nowadays!
>>11318364
I feel I'm more like a better Baron Corbin.
>>11318325
>Berkut only takes a single glance at the big-breasted beast before he starts yelling and cursing at it
This beast is impure! Someone gather up the soldiers to get rid of this wretch!
>Berkut pulls out his lance, and points it at the beast to intimidate it
>>11318392
kys baron
>>11318366
>Cut THIS in half, ladyboy.
Really gotta sleep, so preemptive thanks for hosting, host!
More fall on the battlefield. Let their bodies become the soil we grow our crops on.
>>11318366
You may have gotten away from my first attempt but you can't stop the never ending assault that'll transgress over night
I fucking hate bbq flavored chips
>>11318392
>“The Lone Wolf” Baron Corbin is someone who doesn’t really care for anybody and does not get along well with anyone else in the WWE, and it seems that he isn’t all that different in real life either. Corbin has often spoken about how he works best alone in the WWE, and apparently uses that ideology in the back as well. Corbin hasn’t really bonded with anyone in the WWE so far in his years at the company and is disliked by many of his colleagues for being such a mean individual who refuses to mingle in the locker room. He only likes to hang out with a couple of his old friends, and can never be seen with any of his colleagues. That kind of nature is hated in the locker room, as he strays far away from his colleagues mostly because of that reason.
That does sound like you.
>>11318392
>>11318401
>spits out toothpick
>stares
kys baron
>>11318366
Huh, looks like I still have a lot to learn from the Shimada brothers. I'll stick to guns from now on.
>>11318396
>she takes out one of her "universal treatment against cancer" pills and swallows it.
>Her fur immediatly falls off as well as her snout and tail.
Hey... Let's calm down for a bit now. I don't see any "beast" around. Surely you must have imagined things. Maybe you need some rest.
>>11318416
>pulls out knife
take it back
>>11318418
Oh shit you're right. Fuck now I need a new Jinder
Apparently everyone fucking hates that John guy.
yo where my blonde vampire lolis at?
>>11318364
I feel like I would fit under Steve Austin, with the whole beer and lack of tact.
(Also Kane is running for mayor in his home town)
>>11318450
nice rp
what the fuck, Fyxe. Go get the broom and dustpan. You can't just fucking shed all over the place.
>>11318450
did you hear that Undertakers brother Glenn Jacob the wrestler who does kane is also running for mayor in his home town?
>>11318444
I'm sorry, truly.
...Second volley, loose.
>>11318444
Stay out of my path, if you know what's good for you. You don't look like a threat, let alone a fighter, and my first thought when looking at you is that you probably need a ladder just to reach the top shelf of your pantry. You're not worth my time. Even look at me too aggressively and I'll end you.
>>11318444
What an amateur, of all people you try to sneak up on me? Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you're gonna try to hack my equipment.
I guess oil and fur just doesn't mix.
The sun's getting sick and going to bed, sounds like a Dark Souls plot.
Looks like Walter does not much give a fuck about Berkut or his mace.
>>11318463
S-Sorry...
Well, I don't know why you"re making such a big fuzz about fur when there are guts and blood splatered everywhere but... Alright, I'll clean...
>>11318472
Ship with me or I'll hit you with a deep six.
>>11318447
>>11318480
Hit me harder next time piss-ant, You can't kill me with those sluggish attacks!
More skulls for the skull throne
>>11318480
>>11318450
>comes back as a ghost to haunt Matt.
I hope you're gonna give me a proper burial at least...
>fried doggo
>>11318487
what about the....
Deep sex?
>>11318515
Fried?
>Matt's mouth starts to water
I wonder...
>>11318516
I don't even know if that's PG!
>>11318528
Yeah... A fried burial if you want, but still a burial. Something like a big ass grave with some deep epitaph on it like "here lies fyxe, she always scored"
I can see at your face that you're liking my idea. Good!