/scaly/ - Scaly General #283
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
Arguments regarding scaly anatomy don't go anywhere, avoid starting them.
We don't have any other form of chat setup outside these threads and there are no plans for a Discord server, don't ask.
>Scaly Smut
http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
>Other Resources
http://pastebin.com/SvKHwWi8
>FAQ
https://pastebin.com/GYWq2wKK
You are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.
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Today's featured image is a very loving man who is quite attached to his step-mother.
Topic of the thread: Prove that scalies are better than furries?
>>11315962
Scalies can burnish their scales to polish them up and make them shiny. At most, maybe a light coat of wax.
Furries need an inexhaustible supply of shampoo, which gets expensive, just to not smell like a barn.
Ergo, Scalies > Furries
Want more proof? Try doing pic related with a furry. You can't. Ergo, Scalies >> Furries
TotT: No flea problems!
Not having to worry about going bald!
Not having to vacuum your house every other day!
No pesky hairballs!
And best of all in my opinion: Laying eggs is so much safer than giving live birth!
Plus youd nevermind see a furry doing (much less SURVIVING) pic related!
>>11316052
>>11316093
Both pic relateds are not valid because scalies shouldn't have tits.
>>11316325
secound that
>>11316325
Your opinion is noted and I don't really care.
>captcha: CALLE CALLE
>>11316325
>>11316379
>implying mammals should keep all the mammaries to themselves
fuck off you mammal supremacist
>>11316093
>No flea problems!
Uh, http://www.drsfostersmith.com/pic/article.cfm?aid=814
>>11316385
>I will just post things that 70-80% people here don't like!
>>11316093
>Inflatable tits.
What a horrible image.
>>11316385
You know, posting an image of a scaly with a mammal trait while trying to argue how scalies are superior doesn't exactly help the case.
>>11316460
Dumb MH poster
>>11316514
Stating an opinion while not posting an image doesn't really make you any less of a faggot, anon-kun~
Post the oldest scaly pic you remember fapping to
>>11316568
Don't bother, he's quite incessant with his complaints and never posts images of his own.
Shitposter or autist, neither is worth your time.
>>11316411
It sounds to me like you're committing anatomical appropriation, shitlord.
>>11316610
Dark times these were, before the days of e621 (or anywhere else really), trying to find good shit on VLC.
I made do with what I had.
>>11316679
>he says while posting a pic that has an anus and vagoo instead of a holy cloaca
fuck off you furry sympathizer
>>11316612
Not all of us anti-mammary autists are that annoying.
>>11316722
Check the reply chain retard. I didn't always have the best material on hand.
Here, have a recent favorite.
>>11316756
>Not all of us anti-mammary autists are that annoying.
I never said you were.
>>11316781
I was just trying to clear the air between the two camps. It got a little heated for a minute.
>>11316756
its your fault for jerking it to sub-par smut you should have known better
Just because we post scalies with tits doesn't make us furry sympathizers.
A scaly with tits fits the definition of anthropomorphism: Giving human traits, such as breasts, to non-humans, such as reptiles.
Prime example of anthropomorphism right here!
>>11316830
i was talking about how some people think that only mammals should have breasts and not scalies i can understand when they're nonanthro but anthro scalies with tiddies are good for the soul
>>11316830
That one falls too far into "basically a cosplaying human" to be appealing for me. I like anthro but I guess just toned down a bit more.
>>11316905
>>11316913
>>11316901
Another one.
Honestly I don't really care if a scalie has tits or not as long as the pic itself is good.
>>11316967
>>11317041
>>11317019
>>11315962
Their thick scales prevent bug bites, that's legit the main reason I would want to be a scalie.
>>11317062
>>11317081
>>11317086
>>11316610
get on my level
>>11316325
oh really
>>11317117
The story behind this image is hilarious.
>prove
Hemipenes.
>>11317262
>circumcised
>>11317335
You're right, here's a better pic.
I want to be a Tama!
>>11317611
is that a switch screen cap? it looks too high quality to be 3ds
>>11317641
Yes.
>>11317149
that a good snek
need more snakes
>>11317641
MHXX got ported to the Switch, which does have a dedicated screenshot button. The system is region free, though buying digital requires a few steps.
I'm personally still holding out for a localization. Maybe after Stories there'll be some word, I dunno but it'll just be silly if they gave the west only the high rank game.
Posted this in the last thread. Who has that comic strip of that dog who tries stealing from a dragoness. She catches him and lets him decide how he wants to die. he says he wants to die having sex with her butt
>>11319197
Shyguy
>>11317022
>>11319231
That does not help whatsoever
>>11319270
It was supposed to be 1/3, but we never saw the rest?
>>11317022
>mfw I posted for that action
good threads
>>11319326
>>11319326
Gonna go out on a limb he is a vore artist?
>>11319370
how can you tell?
>>11319447
Hunch
>>11319447
Considering his stuff gets posted on other boards sometimes, it's not hard.
>>11317117
>>11317174
What is the story behind it?
>>11316610
>oldest scaly pic
Most likely Dark Nek0gami--back when I first jumped into furry stuff and scalie stuff, their art was the most immediately recognizable and findable (with those giant ass watermarks).
My FAVORITE pics are unfortunately hard to track down, though. They're gay, with a red dragon and a green dragon in a semi-feral semi-anthro style, the backgrounds were basic or even blank, and the detail on the scales was AMAZING. The search terms I'm using are probably too broad to track them down on fa or e621, and I can't even remember who the artist was. Anybody know who I might be talking about?
>>11317097
Got anymore of this?
>>11320280
>keeps his eyes open while a dude is cumming all over his face
what a champ
>>11315962
Cloaca is prettier than roast beef, tits are ugly as sin anyway, two dicks are better than one, wet scales don't stink like wet fur does.
>>11315962
this dragon isn't furry
>TFW barely any good Vertigo porn
>>11320765
>>11320797
>tits
he said good
>>11320725
reptiles are carriers for salmonella
>>11320876
so what
humans are carriers for aids
>>11319627
WHAT AN ORIGINAL JOKE XDDDDDD
>>11317041
>>11317062
KILL FRODO
KILL PIMPIN
Guys, guys... guys. Breasts are not your enemy, boobs are magical creations that all feminine creatures can be blessed with.
The true enemy IS FUCKING HAIR, HUMAN HAIR DRAPED OVER THEIR HEADS LIKE IT ISN'T FUCKING RETARDED.
>>11321972
i don't like tits
with hair at least i can imagine it's a wig
>>11322013
It still looks retarded.
>>11322067
so do tits
>>11322073
Nope, hair is on a whole other level of retarded. At least with tits it actually blends into the hardened scaled form.
>>11322083
So you don't like nipples, then, and you don't like soft tits.
>>11322098
I like sheaths where the nipples retract into the breasts.
>>11318665
>>11321972
>>11322013
>>11322067
>>11322073
>>11322083
>>11322098
no one cares, if you don't like with and without you have shit taste
I want to help Katsu make ice cream!
>>11322353
Great, and now I got a hardon from imagining jacking Katsu off into a bowl of ice cream.
>>11322451
DGILF is not for lewd.
>>11322866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKJmlrhSr5U
>>11316093
>Not having to vacuum your house every other day!
>No pesky hairballs!
Did you know reptiles shed their skin?
>>11322451
It must have been implied somewhere.
>>11323574
Maybe that's the one flavour his teacher invented that he never figured out how to replicate.
> more Slack-Wyrm
If you have any non-dragon related literature can you get me some links?
>>11323371
At least it doesn't stick to the broom.
>ywn have a threesome with Adine and Remy
I think I should learn from their example and go break my neck.
This was a request in a Mighty Magiswords thread on /co/. Just thought I'd post it here in case any of you are into that, or at least find it funny (the original intent).
>no cuddly deathclaw husbando ever
What do people think of Jake Long?
>>11326563
I liked the show when I was a kid, haven't seen it since it was on tv though. Didn't it have a really drastic art style change at some point or did I just hallucinate that?
>>11326686
Yeah, in season 2, Jake's dragon design went to shit.
>>11326563
Okay design I guess, minus the weird feet. I fucking hate the actual character though.
>>11326686
Yeah the artstyle changed heavily in season, with a new theme song.
While it may have been objectively better, Jake didn't look as cool
>>11326563
Never really watched the show. I sorta like his design.
>>11326563
Total stud muffin. The world needs more art of him, and the same goes for Haley!
10/10 would ride him so hard
>>11326563
always thought it was ugly and unappealing as fuck
>>11326783
Oh goddamnit I can't fap to this
>>11323255
why is it an hour long :l
>literally exists almost no porn of FF8 Bahamut
Why is this allowed?
>>11327246
Not just FF8, but any FF game except for FF9!
>>11327333
I wish there was porn of FF14 Bahamut, that has canon lovemaking between him and Tiamat. Brother/Sisterly love even!
>>11327386
Is there even a single obscure one out there?
>>11323843
Are you talking about actual books, in-general or just about (non-dragon) scalies?
Or stories/smut aside from dragons? We have some of that in the Writebin.
Today I am attending a wedding, /scaly/.
A online MMO wedding in FF14. It's very pretty though.
>>11327386
>dragon incest
>>11327560
>two anime midgets getting online gay married
b-beautiful... *sniffle*
>>11326973
>only 190 e621 posts under jake long tag
Barely of it is any good too
Post good Jake Long porn
>>11327560
I once helped plan a wedding in GW2. I showed some people the hidden area of the Grove and they said it was perfect.
>>11327742
>>11327855
>balls
>>11327932
i know its the only one i could find that has jake fucking his grandpa
>>11326563
I was never into the show. But the damn opening theme always gets stuck in my head, hated it.
Dragon wise, it's eh. Never been into it.
I don't know what kind of cock I want right now.
Noodle hemis?
Deathclaw hemis?
Big knotted croco cock?
The same, but on a dragon?
But that's okay because I won't ever get any of those.
>>11328467
I'm pretty sure you can get at least three of those from Bad Dragon
>>11327560
>>11327758
>Roll play weddings
>>11328604
Oh believe me I did not attend.
I try to be helpful but I ain't about that life.
Here, I made a shitty version of that one fucking meme
>>11328725
Nice!
>>11328569
They have hemis?
Why are mating bites so hot
>>11328880
I don't know, anon.
>>11328467
Here are my prefered hemipenes.
I have masturbated to this picture so many times.
I hope you can get as much amount of enjoyment out of it as I did.
>>11328880
Because I like to think that they imply he just gave up at some point and got dicked so hard that he lost the feeling in his legs and screamed while he shot jizz all over the floor.
[nospoilers]then he willingly ate it off the floor[ontrash]
>>11328737
Remove the guns and it makes for a nice "presenting" pose. Or you could just replace the guns with toys, condoms and/or lube.
>>11328968
>>11328968
Damn it anon, you just made me imagine a scenario of a large scalie getting its dicks demolished in the same manner as the wtc.
>>11329231
hyper x gore x anthroplanes
>>11329240
I'd read it
>>11327560
>>11327731
you need to understand how it is to be lalafel
luckily, im roe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCMAcUPU0Rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUvx2BExZI
>>11328968
>I have masturbated to this picture so many times.
hello newfriend
Welcome in /trash/
btw why i dont really masturbate to vids like that, i 101% support message behind this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vorisrBfdTs
>>11319744
It shows the story of a christian saint called Margaret of Antioch.
She was in prison for w/e and while there, Satan appeared, trying to seduce her.
Obviously, the best way to seduce a christian woman is in the form of a dragon with 8 tits, because that's what kids are into nowadays, right?
Anyway, Margaret tries her hardest to resist the temptation of getting lusty with the 8 titted dragon and grasping the last straws of her will, takes out her holy crucifix, which causes the dragon satan to explode.
True story.
>>11319326
>mfw no big dragon gf that threatens to snu-snu you
>>11329758
If you're interested in more medieval dragon fucking, this image dated to the 15th century shows the conception of Alexander the Great, who was believed to have been sired by a dragon (while the king is watching, because he is a kinky fucker).
>>11328981
Look at that you made me draw my first piece of shitty pornography
>>11330110
nice
>>11328979
>ywn give a dragoness a clutch of eggs
>>11330110
Welcome to china motherfucker
>>11319370
Das Shyguy, ain't it?
>>11329651
what
>>11329751
I haven't actually masturbated to it.
I just like to shitpost about the world trade center being hemipenes, also about axolotls being tamas.
>>11331767
>112 degree heat today and tomorrow
How is /scaly/ beating their weather this weekend?
>>11329651
DELET THIS!!!!
I hate doing my own dungeons/guildhests...I feel like it takes longer as a Tank than it ever did as a DPS.
>>11318665
im playing double cross on my 3ds now just sucks i cant get a partial translation on switch or i would be all over it honestly something to hold off until world drops then my life will be over... Gunlance is pain... but i embrace it
>>11327454
I know about the writebin, I've been through it. I'm looking for smut... Not books.
>"Hey Anon, I hope you're ready"
>>11334600
im not gay but i would love to be ganged raped by a bunch of scalies
>>11334684
That sounds super gay tho
>>11334886
dont worry ill say no homo bro
>>11315962
I demand you tell me who that angelic woman is and where I can find more of her this instant.
>>11334977
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=53517511
She is a dragon step-mom, with a few pornographic pieces existing.
It's redone as a short manga, but unless you can go to Japan and order through Comiket, or beg Sanzo to sell, I dunno how to get it.
>>11335233
Free reaction images from it too.
>>11335248
>>11315962
So... anyone else wanna see the rest of this?
>>11335736
Yes, for the love of god.
>>11335736
Well, yeah, what you got?
>>11335851
MY wife just googlged "Naked dragon men" on my computer
she knows I'm a scaly.
What should I do?
>>11336051
>MY wife just googlged "Naked dragon men" on my computer
I'd be more concerned about my wife finding out about the "naked" and "men" part of that phrase.
>>11336051
Observe how does she act before doing anything stupid.
i just poopd mypants
>>11334684
.......okay, yeah, same here, but I'm also admittedly extremely gay, so
>tfw you don't even give a fuck whether a species or two counts as scalie or not
okay the thimg about dragons is that they're sinsipid and styoid what you nees to remeber the hhhr makes ses ssee alike the then to be good. Sorry for the deng. But for alk your /scsly love or whatever or the costumes or the porn its like it was foretold in yhe bible and iy says not go say even if yuou dont believe its still ptogphecy dont yu thing you should oay attention to the top to rop top lgplf standard? zi k ow I knoe the saclies are good or cool like most peiple think and even some people think they're soxey which is fine there are plemty of other wirder tbinhs out there but ig its fine its okay but my point is thst theres a deeper meanicng behing anll this dragonncaly stuff and if you want to br dsure what it means just aks
>>11336531
go to bed, Anon, you're drunk.
>>11336531
What?
>>11336531
>that entire post
are... are you okay, anon?
>>11336531
Get rid of furfags with me when you're sober, comrade cunt.
>>11336531
>>11316722
whos is this? is she from scalie schoolie?
>>11336051
tell her, that its ok and your going to support her dragon men sex fantasies
>>11336051
divorce her and marry a naked dragon man
>>11336531
Oh my, you okay over there?
>>11334600
..what's that by the camera? There must be a followup with him getting SUCC
>>11337263
looks like an underside view from of another naked dragon man and his huge dong
>>11330110
>cloaca
>shitty pornography
You need to draw more porn. Much more ponr. Way more porn.
>>11337298
Yeah - I'm saying there's a hole there ready to be used and a dick just a-danglin'.
>>11337307
oh, I thought you were confused, now I realize you meant it rhetorically
>>11337317
Yeah, like, why would it just be hangin' out? Surely it's not a penis. Just give the poor guy a hand.
How do deathclaws jack off?
>>11337598
They grind against a soft fleshy human, comically rocking them around with minimal effort.
>>11337628
Where can I mail-order a deathclaw?
>>11337642
you can find them in the Enclave catalog.
>>11337944
I thought they took those off the shelves?
>>11316516
shitty weaver poster
>>11329751
wait am i missing pages of comic here?
>>11330110
two left hands
>>11338192
I knew something was off with that hand, haha
>>11337077
no shes some guys character
hes web site: http://brandonzalar.wixsite.com/zalarstudios
Whats the best scaly from the last game you played /scaly/?
I got Snake Pass.
Will play today and judge if it is recommended.
>>11334886
You can be gang raped by lady scalies
>>11340242
>>11340235
>dying light
>silent hunter 4
>ksp
Those were the last three. Don't have one.
>>11336531
How's the hangover going?
>>11340912
Waifu (male)*
>>11340912
I want to hug Tama's slippery soapy cock!
>>11340987
Please respect Tama's preferred pronouns, Monstielf/Monsthem you shitlord
>>11340235
Garchomp.
>>11341470
>>11341014
>>11341014
>You will never drink Tama cum from the tap.
>>11340235
>Karkians
>Greasels
No.
>>11342617
Drinking soap has really ugly side effects.
>>11342858
Did you know their textures have prominent buttholes in the first game? For some reason they didn't anymore in game 2.
>>11343364
I wanna see this guy naked!
>>11343390
ew wtf is that abomination
>>11343437
someones fetish
>>11343390
You often post very strange images. They aren't particularly offensive to the eye compared to some, but shouldn't you post these in a muscle thread where people will not think lesser of you for such fetishes and may even enjoy what you post?
Because I'm certain only you and maybe one or two others finds such images to be attractive and not outlandish bastardizations of the human form.
>>11343466
Muscle threads have never done well on /trash/, unfortunately. Otherwise I would.
That's actually another reason scalies are better than furries: Scalies tend to be in better physical shape and thus tend to be healthier!
>>11343514
Ehem, actually looking like that is not healthy in any way, shape or form.
>>11343466
I agree, though I don't mind /fit/ scalies like pic related.
>>11343529
People tend to draw scalies with hyper muscles. You don't see much hyper muscle furry art.
>>11343549
Like this?
>>11343595
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
>dragon (other)
There ever anything good under that tag?
>>11343595
they also tempt to draw em w/ hyper dicks and hyper hips / tits , basic anatomy is very hard for a furry artist to understand its its fucking sad
>>11343514
Bulging muscles and balloon tits are not considered healthy by sane human beings. And if you're unable to to find the meaning behind my niceties, I'll put it plainly: please do not try to force your strange fetish on us, this is a primarily vanilla thread.
>>11343549
>>11343595
das good shit
>>11343636
Oh, I understand niceties. I actually appreciate niceties, unlike most here on 4chan!
How about some dragonshafts?
>>11343702
>cloaca
>no nipples
This is a good scaly.
>>11343738
That doesn't matter to me on male scalies... But the females better have tits and pussies!
>>11329809
R E P T I L E D
>>11343754
I am fine with or without tits, but cloacae are evolutionary inferior and I see no reason to lust after a hole connected to the intestines. Yes I find the anus equally disgusting and it astounds me how so many are obsessed with it.
But I guess fetishes rarely make sense, and it's not like seeing a cloacae or anus is revolting in any way, I just don't see why you'd want to fuck an ass when you could have a slit or vagina instead.
>>11343364
I love him...
>>11343903
>evolutionary inferior
This meme again.
>>11344026
One dirty hole prone to sepsis or one clean and one dirty. Take you pick.
>>11344061
That doesn't mean a thing to evolution.
I don't give a fuck what you fap to but don't try defending your fetishes with pseudoscientific bullshit.
>>11344078
Cloacae are more prone to disease and sepsis than an anus, how would that not be inferior?
cloacas just look weird imo
>>11343754
If you want pussies you should look at mammals instead.
>>11344119
They're amazingly common. They can't be that bad, else the species equipped with them would have vanished by now.
So no, not inferior. Just different.
>>11343315
i want a tama to regularly wash me with her(his) cum while calling me a dirty boy cleaning every nook and crany. sometimes ill purposely get dirty just so my tama will have to clean me. they'll eventually catch on to my plan and start punishing my by washing my mouth out with soap aka throat fucking me.
>Arguments regarding scaly anatomy don't go anywhere, avoid starting them.
No one ever reads op
>>11344255
OP is a faggot.
>>11344255
Haven't noticed the change, it's right.
>>11344233
I'm sorry.
>>11344196
>Don't like stuff that I don't like
>>11344350
I don't know about him, but to me it's just about correctness. Those bits don't belong there.
>>11344445
>Porn drawings of creatures that don't exist have to be anatomically correct
>>11344502
>>11344502
This is what absolutely slays me.
Like nigger come on, it's just porn, there is absolutely no reason to get so asshurt over preferences.
>>11344613
Not an argument.
Lizards dont have boobs
>>11344670
God I fucking love uncut human penises.
>>11344800
>>11344905
i really dont like this character. Her tail looks like its got some weird ass disease.
>>11345021
look up leopard gecko
>>11344757
>Not an argument.
Not an argument.
>>11345021
Why are you in a scalie thread if you don't even know what a leopard gecko is lad
>>11345059
because leopard gecko is not the only type of scalie out there
>>11345059
Well, there's people here who don't even know reptiles don't have tits.
>>11345103
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anthro
>>11345165
Monster girls are technically anthro too and they don't belong either.
>people still responding
Woooooow
>>11345021
It's actually pretty realistic to tailform
For a super hero game, concept was inverse kid goku, female and scaly instead of male and mammal. Turns into giant greedy dragon who does dragon shit at the full moon and requires coaxing to do non-dragon things. Raised by a strip mall martial artist with the fabled Betamax + VHS combo player in the swamps of Florida, was originally a regular pet gator when suddenly mutagen, and because TMNT used to make it mandatory, tits.
>>11345787
I like every part of this post.
>>11340235
Aeon Calcos.
>>11345787
She looks like a cross between a Hariyama and a Tyranitar.
Bump limit again! Second consecutive time I've capped the thread!
>>11344903
Good taste, Anon.
>>11340235
Lizardmen in Blood Bowl Chaos Edition
>>11346201
Perhaps I should have said "God I fucking love partially retracted foreskins."
>>11340235
Goemoe in Divine Divinity! This game is very fun!
>>11346293
Reccommend it?
How /scaly/ is it?
>>11346401
The setting has some interesting fantasy races, there's undead who are religious fanatics, lizard people who are more or less like star trek vulcans where things are done logically and emotions are for weiners, goblins who are jews, dwarves who are destructive capitalists among others. I can't speak for the original Divine Divinity but in the later ones you just straight up turn into a literal dragon. To the point where one game, Dragon Commander, it's a plot point that being dragon means you can breed with anything that's got reproductive bits and thus the major racial factions offer up brides, save for goblins due to time and budget constraints during development.
>>11346490
They also wanted princes. The worst part is making the lizard bride look like a Navi tho.
>>11346490
>reptiles don't have emotions
Why do I keep seeing this everywhere?
>>11342354
Where did you find this image?
>>11346291
Even better.
I misunderstood you.
>>11346576
>>11346291
And I forgot the picture.
>>11346537
Because reptiles are physically cold-blooded and if you call somebody cold-blooded, it can mean they have no feelings or emotions, ergo reptiles would always be emotionless robots.
I really hate this trope.
>>11346401
Its not very /scaly/ at all, but its a fine RPG, I'd say. You can't speak to many of the lizard people because they are typically hostile. Also, what >>11346490 said. In Divinity 2 you can turn into a dragon. Its interesting, but might not be worth buy the game for unless its on sale or something.
>>11346650
also the perception because most reptillian pets mostly just tolerant of their owners rather than trying to bond or get emotional
>>11346650
Also because people don't generally seem to know lizzers have facial expressions revealing their emotional state just like mammals do and assume that means they have no emotions at all.
>>11346749
New thread time!
>>11347052
>>11347052
>>11346537
A. Not enough people care about reptiles to study/try and find proof of emotions
B. Allegedly, reptiles altogether lack the part of the brain that allows for emotions and are thus physically incapable of it