HG thread
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>>11274563
>Sachi recieves a letter informing her that the changes she had made to Senji's design and character had ultimately wiped out her entire reader base
>Her manga has been dropped from the magazine
God fucking dammit...
Another failure.
>She slaps herself in both her cheeks to rally herself
Next time! Next time!!!
>>11274579
Trampling the spined creature instead of consuming it was a waste. A foolish error to be made.
And your winner is...
>>11274597
Here! A meat!
I don't know about you lot, but I had a blast with this game.
Thanks for playing!
>>11274601
>>11274605
Neat. Congratulations.
Thanks for hosting Lenny!
>>11274579
>That event
Really?
>>11274610
Thanks for hosting, fucking furries
>>11274601
>>11274605
>>11274610
>Sachi stares with jealousy at the work featuring furry characters garnering the most popularity
It's not like I CAN'T, I just refuse to sell out!
>tfw you're in bed just chilling and suddenly you feel like napping
Body please don't do this.
The days feel short enough as it is.
>>11274605
>>11274610
15th place isn't that bad... But Justice needs to be above all else. Thankaranya for hosto bosto and see you on the next one.
>>11274601
>>11274605
I must have gotten cocky as not one opponent can stand against me that I never realized that lake...
>>11274610
Thanks for hosting
>>11274610
Congratulations
Thanks for hosting
>>11274605
:> !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LloH6l2Ow5A
>>11274624
fuck this is me
I would be on my phone doing something and suddenly I feel sleepy
I wake up and suddenly it's nighttime and I wasted my entire day off.
>>11274605
Your offering is accepted.
>>11274605
There is strength in numbers, this was one of the more likely results. Bask in your victory but do not grow complacent. It is fleeting like everything else.
>>11274610
We appreciate the effort you have undertaken.
>>11274633
literally that's me
>>11274610
Look at me, buried all the way at the bottom because of a silly little thing like "hunger" and "starvation." Only fleshy idiots with stomachs die from hunger, not skeletons! And yet it happened anyways. This game obviously does a poor job at simulating reality.
Whatever though, thanks for hosting. Congratulations. Blah blah.
>>11274617
Oh go on, let me have it.
>>11274616
>>11274619
>>11274625
>>11274626
>>11274628
>>11274634
No problem folks.
>>11274633
It's even worse when you've got a sleeping pet near you.
I swear, cats have some sort of fucking black magic spell that makes everyone lethargic and sleepy.
>>11274624
>come home
>lie on bed
>DEAD
>>wake up a few hours later with the lights still on and everything
>>11274652
I think it's because you have an emotional bond with your pets. Humans in the past were hardwired to sleep when the rest of the family slept, so that they cunt be awake and hunt together.
>>11274655
>pets the awawa
>>11274656
>cunt
I swear I meant to write could.
Rub titties
You guys wanna cuddle?
>>11274747
No.
>dabs and teleports out
>>11274747
not with you, faggot.
>>11274747
Yes <3
>>11274751
>>11274755
O-Oh...
Is it time to say hi to ERP?
>>11274762
Thanks buddy, love you.
>>11274771
What if they don't want us to say hi?
>>11274771
how the fuck am i supposed to know you idiot
>>11274783
I love you too.
>kissu
>>11274785
Check your watch?
>>11274660
>is asleep
>>11274771
Would rather not
That place creeps me out
>>11274788
there has been no precedent set for when we make our unannounced visits to erp, because they are exactly that - unannounced and unplanned. there is absolutely no benefit to be found in me checking my watch because that alone can not determine the otherwise random times dictated by the anons within this thread for when it's appropriate to say hi to erp
"check your watch" pffft you little uppity pompous fuck let me tell your right now that that sort of high n mighty attitude won't be tolerarted in this establishment, capiche? comprende? understand?
>>11274825
Stop being tsun, it's time to go say hi to ERP you out of touch fuddy duddy.
>>11274896
NO!!!
https://youtu.be/Qn7iOxElmko
>>11274896
They don't wanna talk to me anymore.
>>11274933
They have a very strict "NO FAT CHICKS" rule in ERP, except for the guys who get off on that shit
>>11274933
doesn't mean you can't talk to them, they just wont talk to you back.
>page 3
if someone sucks my dick I'll host
>>11275077
Page 3? More like page PEE, amirite fellehs?
>>11275077
A shame.
>>11275090
Asko Karen
>>11275077
God forbid that people have better shit to do than HG. We should ask the rest of the board to slow down during our dead hours so HG is always the first thread that shows up after the sticky.
>>11275090
>sucks
>>11275077
I could host again once I've finished my cake.
>>11275091
>>11275092
>>11275111
gimme that cake
YEAH I GAVE IT ALL AWAY, THE HARD ROCK BAND.
>>11274993
Ah, just like at family dinners.
>>11275146
No it's all for me
>>11275152
Bro. The last thing I want to do when I'm eating some good shit is to have smalltalk about how my day was and that shit. Just let me eat in peace so I can be a disgusting attic-NEET again.
>>11275161
Just fucking talk to your family. They love you.
>>11275157
greedy son of a bitch lemme get a slice
>>11275188
They can talk to me and vice versa any time of the day except dinner. That good enough for you?
>>11275188
>do something you don't want to do
Nah. They can talk to me all they want but their answer will be a grunt or a shrug. Fucking talking to anyone.
>>11275194
https://youtu.be/07S8m4l1O_A?t=3m26s
>>11275203
Just be a sociable cunt.
>>11275216
I feel like you're memeing but I know some poor sod actually think like that.
>>11275247
Know what you should do?
Eat it in the water
>>11275267
I am a sociable cunt and always up for talk/banter/just dicking aorund with anyone. Don't iinterrupt me when sleeping/eating/taking a dump and you can do whatever the fuck you please.
>>11275282
>soggy cake
But why?
>>11275317
>CHOMP
scrub-a-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub-dub
PUSHING LITTLE CHILDREN, WITH THEIR FULLY AUTOMATICS!
>>11275349
THEY LIKE TO PUSH THE WEAK AROUND
Where are all the smoking hot anime sluts?
>>11275384
>Asleep, sadly
>>11275384
Did you try ERP?
>>11275384
smoking
>>11275384
Good morning, world.
>>11275412
Its more fun to harassu when they dont like it, Makes me feel like Imraping them
>>11275421
Not you, Aussa. God no.
>>11275422
You know what? I get you and understand, carry on
>>11275384
Go to Eeeee Arrr Peeee.
Us HG arrr peee-ers are too respectable and wholesome for such things.
>>11275436
Come on, you know you want to dick the retard.
>>11275436
>not wanting to usotsuki Usotsuki's Usotsukis
lmaoing at your life
>>11275436
Tough luck, then! Wahaha!
>>11275384
It is me, the hot anime girl. However, looking at you makes me want to hurl
>>11275384
...Might need to define it.
>>11275384
Try looking in the water
>ywn stick your dick in Aussa's tard helmet
>ywn ruin Aussa's tard innocence
why even live?
>>11275501
I imagine him like a dog after you've rubbed peanut butter all over your balls. It might have a vague sense of what its doing but fuck it, peanut butter.
Post one ava you admire and have everyone else guess why
>>11275501
Don't make me feel bad anon...
>>11275559
Can you buy those pillows IRL? I want one
>Izaya is in the thread
>He doesn't shitposts
>Has proper opinions about family
The fuck is going on here
>>11275574
I mean, you could.
Just don't get one with a picture of your waifu on it, that shit's kinda weird.
>>11275557
>I'm gonna pick a hard one for you all.
>clawdia
>>11275489
I wish that pile of dead bodies was my face
>>11275596
What are they called
>>11275501
The only Aussa ava I'd feel bad about dicking for those reasons is the vampire.
>>11275598
Because you admire how well they perform while being so relentlessly shitposted?
>>11275582
Hows this a surprise? I don't always shitpost and I've got a pretty good family.
>>11275612
>Yep, and another thing if you can guess it
>>11275615
But you always shitpost
>>11275607
body pillows
>>11275607
With or without graphics?
I have one without graphics, it's called side sleeper pillow in German.
Because it's for people who prefer sleeping on the side, so they can rest half their body on it.
The ones with graphics are literally waifu pillows.
>>11275607
Body pillows
or Dakimakuras if you want the rectangular waifu-style one. You don't have to get a printed case for them, and I hear they're quite comfy.
>>11275622
>>11275632
>>11275632
>>11275622
Oh fuck, clicked too early. What I was going to say was, uh, that they're able to ava a character with little to no backstory or personality presented in their source material?
>>11275632
Dakis are comfy as fuck and fun to hump and snuggle with.
O-Or so I'm told...
Where should I go for ava pics?
>>11275649
What's your ava?
/a/?
/v/?
/co?
a real person?
A simple google image search is the best place to start, but there are more specialized avenues depending on what your source material is.
>>11275648
>tfw a friend almost got me one printed with my waifu as a gag gift
>>11275641
>I don't really know that, the second thing is that I like that they seem to take every event, not like some people who try to deface an event just because it doesn't fit their character and/or they hate fun.
>>11275623
I only shitpost when I'm depressed.
>>11275649
>Danbooru
>Pixiv
>Tumblr can work sometimes
>Spriter's resource can help sometimes
>Capping from the source
Soooooooooooo...
New gamu wheneru?
>>11275662
>>11275648
>tfw my ex used to hump those
>>11275622
Because you have equally abysmal taste in source material?
>>11275706
When you host one
>>11275698
I'd like to spill my ink into that... and kill it for our team and paint the floor under it
>>11275717
I humped your ex
>>11275706
Stfu Karen
>>11275723
>But I didn't say I liked Aussa's sources.
>>11275735
HOW DARE YOU
PREPARE YOURSELF, HEATHEN. FOR TONIGHT IS THE LAST TIME YOU SHALL DRAW BREATH.
>draws katana
>>11275735
That's why she's my ex.
>>11275750
>humps your ex
get cucked katanafag
>>11275758
wow, what a ho
You know what we all need right now? Some nice relaxing music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
>>11275743
Clawdia likes a lot of horrendous eye-cancer too. He plays a fucking lewd emoji in ERP ffs
>>11275770
>cleaves you in two with one swipe
>sheathes katana
My job is done.
Now I must retreat into the night, lest my mother's alphabetti spaghetti grows cold.
>>11275770
Joke aside, she was 18, never had a proper relationship, tried to get me by mentioning that she's a virgin 24/7.
Ended up breaking up with her cause she just cried 24/7 over every small shit.
>>11275781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrr_SeeEQ0
>>11275787
>Oh you aren't bantering, well that's just a bit weird to care about ERP.
>And there's no such thing as a lewd emoji.
>Right?
>>11275798
You should really be having this conversation with somebody who gives a shit, bro.
>>11275815
The (You) says otherwise
>>11275812
It was more a backhanded comment about your terrible avas (do appreciate the hosting tho) but ol' Clawdia is nuttier than a squirrel turd in springtime and you seem comparatively normal
horsecock
>>11275826
Touche, so did you at least get to slap around the, titties?
>>11275781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2AUypdVg
>>11275838
>Persepolis
>Terrible
I play anime but I have to admit it's better than the weebshit most of us play.
>>11275850
I agree
>>11275781
https://youtu.be/ZtQiQfQcJYQ
>>11275862
Visually bland and unappealing, despite actual content.
>>11275838
>I have alot of nutty friends, so I guess I didn't really notice that they might be a bit unstable.
>Also
>Persepolis
>Terrible source
>>11275870
Who do you have this saved Ramsay?
>>11275781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYMgLoENH8
>>11275893
I refuse to answer that question without my lawyer present.
>>11275870
>rin
>>11275889
Nobody cares about visuals but the most shallow of people.
Besides, the visuals are ok, unless you've been brainwashed by moeshit
>>11275902
Kys
>>11275891
I like Clawdiafag too, mostly because they're nuts. You seem okay. I'll check out Persepolis and get back to you on how shit it is purely for the sake of caontrarian shitposting.
I still hate the art and Vibri is just about the laziest designed thing I've ever seen aside from stick figures.
Fuck minimalism.
>Vibri
>Lazy
lmao
>>11275915
The visuals are okay for a high school art project by some stoner kid.
>>11275933
>Oh, that's why, I like minimalist stuff, but do check the source for Vibri, they use the minimalism to it's fullest.
>Anyway, gonna go now.
>>11275970
Later. Good shitposting with you.
I like some of these nufags.
>>11276006
I'm okay with most of them.
>>11276006
I like them too. HG is doing good these days.
>>11276006
>>11276022
>>11276033
>Liking cancer
The one bad thing about Dr Pepper in my opinion is the foam
>>11276006
I hate all of them. Anyone who wasn't apart of this community since 2010 doesn't deserve my respect or my private erp cummies.
>>11276041
Nobody said we liked you.
>>11276006
Who?
>>11275852
Nah, she lived about 250 miles away. She was the one who kept this shit alive.
>>11276041
I never said I liked them faggot. Don't put words in my mouth.
>>11276041
Only a few are cancer, or who knows maybe we're all cancer.
>>11276059
If you've ever seen that pic with all of them together, usually posted with something like.
>Which nufag is an oldfag in disguise?
Then I most of them in that pic.
Star and Vibri are okay as well I guess.
>>11276006
Am I acool kid too?
helo yes it is i mookoo
i sure dew liek toohues
>>11276114
>toohues
onehues? What do you need zerohues for?
>jumps out of the window and runs off
>>11276051
The memes suck too.
>tfw no bf
>>11276137
>tfw no gf
>>11276070
RIP anon's psycho ex
Did you at least get to nut to some dirty talk or snapchat nides?
>>11276006
>tfw you're probably the only nufag that hasn't done anything for this place yet
I feel so useless sometimes.
>tfw anons shooting the shit is more entertaining than the animu jerkoffs
>>11276164
Just host.
>>11276164
>Doing thing for an ungrateful community
If you're a masochist, then yeah
>>11276124
HEY YOU GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT SHITPOST MOTHERFUCKER
>>11276194
Two one zero
Dummy
>>11276200
It was a joo joke you dumb goy
>>11276093
u ok
Someone post the nufag pic.
>>11276144
Nothing but pics of her dog.
>>11276164
I don't really do much anon, I just host here and there.
>>11276164
Become a shitposter
>>11276296
>No Jim Ross
That guy deserves to be on there
>>11276296
>No Karen
Is Karen an oldfag?
>>11276296
>not on it
wait a second im from 2015 lol
>>11276336
Nah, Karen's just a piece of poop.
>>11276332
Seconding
>>11276296
>Deku
>nufag
Deku is Treat
>>11276252
Neato.
>>11276296
Why is this the only good transparent image of me on the internet.
>>11276332
>>11276358
This one doesn't update anons, Jim would have to be on a new one with the other newest guys.
>>11276296
That's the oldest fucking version you dumbass
>>11276336
They are 100% not nu
>>11276376
>Neato
kys karen
>>11276336
This >>11276396
What happened to Marisafag?
>>11276379
There's a version with Marisa.
>>11276449
They're just a busy person IRL.
What happened to Mitsukifag?
What happened to D?
>>11276336
Karen is in the top right corner.
What happened to :
Sgt Feel
Lucky
Test
>>11276497
That's not Karen
>>11276516
It's Karen's original ava
>>11276513
....
>>11276261
>>11276528
That Marisa art still creeps me out
>>11276506
Sgt Feels died in the war and came back as Craig.
>>11276519
>Look I'm retarded
You right now
>>11276560
Ochako is Karen's original HG ava
Are you baiting?
>>11276487
Dead so far, which is good
>>11276496
Literally who?
>>11276506
Both of those are dead.
>>11276516
Karen is Ochako
>>11276560
He's right, you know?
WE
HOL UP
WE WUZ
OH OH OH
WE WUZ ENGLISH AN SHIIIIET
>>11276548
Blame Zun
>>11276586
Moffat's SJW pandering gets me right in the hearts.
>>11276600
Dr Who truly died after based tennant
>>11276570
>>11276574
>>11276577
Karen can't be Ochako
>No proof of Karen being Ochako.
Nice, Mitsuki is Karen as well btw.
>>11276449
Shitposted away by DDD
>>11276597
I will
>>11276612
The sexiest Doctor.
Nohomo.
>>11276528
>>11276379
>>11276358
>>11276332
Does this work?
>>11276621
>>11276628
I asked Ochako's discord a while back.
Guess what?
It's the same discord Karen uses to talk in the hosting one
>>11276638
Except they've came back numerous times, stop spewing outdated AND incorrect things
>>11276653
t. ddddog
>>11276646
Looks good
>>11276646
Jim is Scyther
>Having a hosting discord where Hoshimoshi can have his way
How does it even fucking walk?
>captcha: Cemetery Karen
>>11276644
That he was
that he was
new dr who is shiiit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhBb7nq6cdM
>>11276666
None of the people in there host. The ones who do host just shit on it anyway. It's a joke of a discord.
>>11276646
Now all the other newbies are gonna want to get added. Nice job.
>>11276649
You have no evidence to support your claim
Karen is Mitsuki?
>>11276681
nope
>>11276663
He is?
>>11276646
No, it's black.
>>11276681
yes
>>11276669
You SJWs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
>>11276677
>>None of the people in there host. The ones who do host just shit on it anyway. It's a joke of a discord.
>Vibri doesn't host
>Asgore doesn't host
>Kamina doesn't host
>Reigen doesn't host
>Rikka doesn't host
>Craig doesn't host
Fuck off with your bullshit
>>11276658
No, I just like Marisa and you idiots piss me off.
>>11276697
Proof?
>>11276693
racist :^)
>>11276708
It is still a joke of a server though. Just call it a regular Circlejerk Server and don't try to hide it.
>>11276708
And they barely speak, other than to shit around. Now look at all the useless faggots in there and you have the majority. It's a discord full of shitters.
>>11276708
>Lenny doesn't host
>>11276711
Anon, you know this is only going to end with you steaming, and that obcessed fag still pushing a false narrative.
>>11276742
And that pisses me off MORE
>>11276708
>>11276739
>Lenny and Rikka
>People who host default codes
>In a hosting guild that's supposed to help newfags and others in hosting
Literally why?
>>11276733
Newfags are in it too
>>11276749
>>11276764
Normal codes > Meme games > default games = no games
>>11276772
Don't imply that the Sharpen Knife or Mr Bones codes are better than default
>>11276772
meme games>>>>>>>>everything else
>>11276735
>hoshit this assblastes he gets banned on sight from most servers
>>11276772
This is why hg will never be as good as it was on /b/.
>>11276780
when bones was first hosted it was fucking beautiful
>>11276793
What? I'm calling his server shit. It's simply not a hosting guild, it's just circlejerking between a few faggots.
(You)
>>11276794
I miss /b/.
>>11276808
Wait hoshis the fucking admin? Top fucking kek
>people shitting on the discord server
>mfw they're gonna be assblasted when the community code we've been creating will be out
>8+ confirmed hosts working on it rn with a dedicated channel
>>11276829
It will be shit.
>want to work on my code
>want to play vidya and be lazy all day even more
I am a horrible person :(
>>11276794
>>11276822
B had 85% normal games, 10% memes and 5% normal. Even during the "dead hours"
Can someone host for us?
>>11276829
>community code
>inb4 taking credit causes a huge shitstorm
you
ye. you.
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EITHER HOST OR STOP SHITPOSTING LMAO
>>11276863
so are you going to host?
>>11276829
dude there's baron, rikka, lenny and junko in there.
it doesn't matter how many hosts u get when you have 4 shitters like that who ruin it by their shit input
>tfw niggers steal your waifu
>>11276849
Exactly.
>>11276874
why do they post photographic evidence of themselves comitting crime?
>>11276873
>ruin it
how
>>11276858
Everyone who participated on it will be credited.
If the literal who get assblasted because of that, it's not our problem.
>>11276873
Cry me a river.
>>11276886
>good hosts put their input in
>retards put in their 0 creativity events and memes
?
>>11276884
You black out when you chimp out.
>>11276874
>>11276884
I thought this was a /pol/ prank?
>>11276874
Fucking niggers better keep their hands off Madoka
>>11276889
>wants a great code
>has baron working on it
desu the only one who will cry a river is you when you see his events
>>11276892
Everybody chooses which events to add in, anon. It's not a free-for-all. Each one is judged against the other hosts.
>>11276874
BLACKED
>>11276873
that's implying junko ever writes her events
>>11276898
mess with madoka, end up dead in bodega
>>11276873
I hate responding to stuff like this, but I personally haven't looked at this new topic yet, and it's probably a similar situation for the other three.
>Seth makes an 1k event code alone
>Adachi Hoshi Jude Junko and the good hosts do it alone
>Assblassted faggots attempt to über it by working together
>inb4 shit
>>11276909
He doesn't. His events are stolen from Rin and Hoshi's games.
>>11276919
>Junko
>good host
That got me good.
>I'm redongo to bongo your kongos
>t. Karen's events
>>11276919
>Junko
>alone
All that salt is delicious
Give me a list of GOOD hosts.
>>11276829
Kys Hoshi
>>11276934
>Karen starts hosting
>All her events are written in redongoese
>Nobody understands it
>Go along with it anyways
HUEG
SUCC
People who need help with their codes shouldn't be allowed to host.
>>11276919
Finding 4 Monokuma dolls in 1 game surely gave me a great time. 10/10 host.
>>11276950
Seth
Asgore
Yuno
Hoshi
Vibri
Craig
Metal Sonic
Jon snow
Rin
Fyxe
>>11276962
>karen starts hosting
>the code is a Lord of the Rings levels of world building
>we discover the true meaning about the -ongo words
>>11276962
That's okay desu. Some of us are used to LF's Jeun Sneu games and crendor's shit.
>>11276962
You have shit RP if you don't try to RP in redongolese to those games
>>11276974
>Metal Sonic
>Jon Snow
>Rin
When's the last time they hosted?
>>11276974
>good
>Doesn't host
>shitposts
>Seth
>Assgore
>literally who
>literally who
>seth
>seth
>seth
>cancer
>>11276974
>Seth
>good
I admit, I like his commentary and wincards, but his games can border on "doing the roleplay for you" sometimes.
>>11276988
Your list makes no sense
God I wanta a 10 foot 750 pound giant of a man to pin me down and make me his bitch!
>>11276987
Fuck if I know. But I'll never forget Jon Snow games, Metal Sonic games or Rin's zombie code.
>>11276988
>>11277001
This tbqh.
>>11276999
Doesn't take away that it's actually a good game due to the other factors. Sure some events might do that for you, but the way he delivers his games is something nobody in here has been able to do.
>>11276999
Jesus christ that image is spot on.
lmao i got an idea for shitposting so lets shitpost people with advice to throw them off-track, they'll never see it coming
>>11277014
Oh, hi LF I didn't see you there.
>>11277029
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
kys
>>11277014
Really? I forgot all three.
>>11277014
hosto bosto zombo codo
>>11277029
Not him though.
>>11277041
I just remember all three of them because they were fun to witness.
>>11277047
That's your job, not mine.
>>11277047
I never got my winscreen from your game
>>11277063
nibba the last time I hosted was 4 months ago
>>11277079
It's been way longer than that since i won
You're a good host when you never host but people still namedrop you
You ever notice how these threads read like the Sonic fanbase?
>I know what's right for the community!
>No, I do! Why does no one listen to me?
>>11277094
>>11277094
that explains so much.
>>11277097
Sonic is better than this.
>>11277086
oh okay
give your ava and what games you won and I'll slap one together right now
>>11277132
i dont remember saving the win slide because i thought a wincard would come so let me try and find it on desu
>>11277094
Replace host with shitposting, and you're on point
>>11277130
Well Sonic has actual games, so of course. But my point is that both that series' fanbase and you all are similar. Which is why nothing major ever happens anymore, and when someone tries, they'll get criticised to death.
I never had any problems rping to Seth's games.
Git gud niggers.
>>11277106
>>11277114
By "never host" I mean "Once the stars are properly aligned you decide to host"
>>11277178
Calm down Hoshi
>>11277183
So...when you host during extra dead hours?
>>11277193
No.
When you host once a month.
>>11277184
When in doubt, call them a bigot. Works every time! LOL
>tfw all your fellow furry friends are massive fucking libtards and ignore your redpills
Kys KaRin
today on the rin channel:
shitposting advice
AMA
>>11277229
Top fucking kek
>>11277214
Mediocre.
You can only be a true legend if you only host once a year and people still namedrop you.
>>11277225
>redpilling
There's your problem.
>>11277259
So... Crendor?
HOLY SHIT
>>11277239
Redongo bongo?
>>11277274
That's my other ava
If I hear redongo bongo or hosto dosto bosto again I am going to strangle a toddler.
>>11277286
Stream it.
>>11277271
Crednor is the true god of HG.
>>11277286
redongo bongo
>>11277229
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S16515992#p16517087
>tfw the entire thread
nweo gameo wheno
>>11277286
redongo bongo your bosto hosto
I should stream hosting a game.
Of unlimied arena.
The steam game, not Jude's.
With 100 HGtards
>>11277229
>tfw remember doing this
I'm glad he took it so well.
Zhere is going to be a new game hosting soon, yes?
>>11277293
>>11277300
>>11277306
Say goodbye to the little fuckhead, you animals.
>>11277310
I've considered doing that before but my internet is too slow, I'd watch if you did it though
>>11277324
post aftermath
>>11277324
>image search failed
Anon...
>>11277324
donto killo pleaso
>>11277324
That's not even a toddler , kys
>>11277324
REDONGO BONGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZLLujkbOlQ
>>11277324
>>11277339
>Have a cute mannerism
>Create a catchphrase or two
>You're now a HG superstar
OH SHIT SHE CRACKED THE CODE
>>11277384
Be a cute animu
(Good day, HG.)
>>11277404
Hey Nase.
>>11277392
>>11277384
Moshi moshi shitpost desuka
FIRST 24/36/48
(Hi from ERP, HG!)
>>11277447
Bait
HELLO HUNGER GAMES!
>>11277447
BEOWULF
>>11277447
Mitsuki Nase
>>11277453
You hurt me
>>11277451
Hello!
>>11277447
Reigen Arataka
>>11277462
Wow, google image search sucks apparently.
>>11277447
Star Butterfly
>>11277447
Cara Delevingne
>>11277447
FUnky student
>>11277462
Did you niggers actually think he would strangle a baby.
>>11277447
Arle Nadja
>>11277447
Tsurubami Senri!
>>11277447
Sliver Queen
>>11277479
not really, I just was trying to see if the other anon was a retard or not
Surely it looks a bit dead around here, huh?
>>11277447
Curly Brace
>>11277447
Teratoma
>>11277447
Fionn mac Cumhaill
>>11277447
Lord Beerus
>>11277447
FYXE
>>11277447
Ruri Chan
>>11277488
Oh, understandable.
Have a great day
>>11277447
Lord Escanor
>>11277447
Lana's mother
>>11277447
sleepy awoo
>>11277447
Anime girl
>>11277447
ROSHI THE GOD
>>11277447
Mayor of Cantown
>>11277447
Araragi Karen
>>11277525
Roshi is so based that he actually made me care about Super for one episode. Truly the best martial artist.
>>11277541
that he is
fucking wrecked those fuckers up good
>>11277541
>take out 3 competitors from a single universe
Based as fuck
>>11277525
Roshi ava when?
>>11277447
Giga nigga
>>11277447
Geese Thompson
>>11277447
Chie
>>11277447
Astolfo
>male
>>11277541
>so badass even Beerus asks to know his name
I don't particularly like Super, but that shit was good to see.
I've been waiting Since Dragon Ball for this moment.
10 more
Stop spoiling Super please
>>11277447
GEESE
>>11277581
Swimmer loli
>>11277581
The Uber Gang
>>11277581
Avafag Killer Stain
>>11277581
Ronin
>>11277581
Lenny
>>11277581
GotY
>>11277581
Doppelganger Arle
>>11277589
Piccolo dies
>>11277447
Vinny
>>11277581
Hawk Momma
>>11277581
Yusei Fudo
>>11277581
Kanbaru Suruga
>>11277589
Beerus fucks Bulma
Any swaps?
>>11277619
YUSEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>11277627
Just as the morning sun is ready to rise, so am I.
Begin.
>>11277589
Hit has a time skip, his stand is King Crimson
Which protagonist is the biggest cheater in Yugioh?
>>11277627
>You are READY, although slightly humbled by sharing a district with two gods: one inside the Arena, and one overall.
>>11277627
Time to open the door!
>>11277635
>Something, something building folder
>>11277627
LETS TAKE A RIDE ON THE AWOOOO TRAIN
>>11277649
Yuma
>>11277649
Yuma
getting help from an outside source is cheating, and astal helps him in pretty much every duel
>>11277609
Thanks doc
>>11277627
I wish you luck in the few fleeting seconds you have before you fall before me
>>11277649
Doesn't Jaden draw Sparkman on his first turn in every single game he plays?
>>11277541
What episode is it? I wanna watch.
>>11277647
I didn't ask for help but it's nice when people help you like this. I'll take this opportunity and run like never before, alright?
>>11277463
Stop
>>11277683
Don't you dare talk Shit about muh husbando
>>11277723
http://www.daisuki.net/gb/en/anime/detail.DRAGONBALLSUPERUniverseSurvivalsaga.html
the latest one
>>11277726
What's wrong?
Post celebrities who died recently.
>>11277658
CARD
GAMES
ON
MOTORCYCLES
>>11277734
Telephone is an infinitely better fursuiter
>>11277734
This is not supposed to turn me on.
Is Karen ESL? What's her first language?
>>11277745
Lol no. Look at this classy motherfucker
>>11277741
I still can't believe Littlefinger is fucking dead.
>>11277757
It's okay anon. Trust your instincts, they know better.
>>11277745
Nope
>>11277741
I want to fucking die
>>11277741
fuck off Jude
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~
>>11277763
>>11277776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTyYEpcbQLw
Telephone >>>>>>>>> Your shitty suiters
>>11277627
Host did you close your tab by accident? Or did you die at your desk?
>>11277776
You won't. I refuse!
>>11277798
I am fine
WELCOME TO THE BLENDER GAMES
>>11277793
Do you remember the name of the fox fursuiter with the huge breasts?
Can I practice making a code by adding events to a random /co/de?
>>11277792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAydqfi_jcA
>>11277778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y07ahNZruwM
>>11277801
this really slices my fruits and vegetables
>>11277801
It was about time that game finally showed again
>>11277800
Your choice. It's too late anyway.
You've opened the pandora's box.
>>11277803
I believe you are free to do anything you want, Anon.
>>11277802
fyxe?
>>11277801
... WHAT
>unironically talking about fursuits
>>11277801
I-- Well-- This--
I'm not sure how I should feel about this
>>11277744
>Vroom, vroom!
>>11277801
...I feel really diff-
>She looks at herself and her non-existent eyes widen.
OH NO!
>>11277811
Nani!¿?
>>11277834
Nah, it didn't have purple hair. I'll look on FA;
>>11277801
>You are now a top-of-the-line, recently purchased BLENDER. You may be good at your job, but you don't know it yet. For, though, you get some sweet upgrades from a fellow sentient blender. You thank her and continue on your blending path.
>>11277837
All things furry must be purged
>>11277801
I...
>Blendsuki looks incredibly confused at how everyone, including her, has somehow turned into a blender.
>>11277801
HERE ARE THE RULES.
You have no blender - you die.
You lose your blender - you die.
You break your lender - you die.
At the beginning, you must look for a blender. This is now your blender - you are NOT the blender.
PROTECT IT WITH YOUR LIFE
>>11277801
> blender noises
>>11277868
Resistance is furtile. You will be assimilated.
>>11277801
Next time notify us about what's gonna happen. If I'll be a blender I'd like to have ingredients for a milkshake and it's not like I can get the ingredient out of Araragi-senpai every day.
>>11277880
Hah! Get FUCKED! Your blender can't even blend pizza right!
>>11277801
I, Reigen Blendertaka, accept this challenge.
>>11277880
>It appears you are mistaken.You are NOT a blender, but you have the one you aptly described. In a fit of jealous rage, you try to blend someone else's, only to realize it's made out of frigging Adamantium or something. You will have to find someone else's blender to blend.
>The metablending hurts not only your head but your soul as well.
>>11277880
Oh come on you piece of junk! How hard is it to blend grass?
>>11277801
I'm Blenny?
>>11277889
you
>>11277881
are
>>11277874
not
>>11277867
your
>>11277844
blender
But if you lose your blender, well, this happens.
>>11277944
>Production Line
I really did miss something special. Damn.
A blender (sometimes called a liquidiser in British English) is a kitchen and laboratory appliance used to mix, purée, or emulsify food and other substances. A stationary blender consists of a blender jar with a rotating metal blade at the bottom, powered by an electric motor in the base. Some powerful models can also crush ice. The newer immersion blender configuration has a motor on top connected by a shaft to a rotating blade at the bottom, which can be used with any container.
>>11277957
My blender... Works with lunar energy?
Sweet!!
>>11277957
...I think I'm just going to go back to bed.
>>11277957
>Hush, little blender, don't you cry.
>Daddy's gonna find something to try.
>And if that something doesn't blend,
>Daddy will fucking make it blend god dammit.
>>11277944
My photo is a blender, how was I supposed to know I'm not my blender?
>Kanbaru looks over to the table and eyes at her blender.
Ohh... Like that.
>>11277880
Blender, can you vibrate a lot more whenever I turn you on? It's for an experiment...
>>11277957
>She uses the new eager vibration of her blender to commence with her ''experiments.'' Though at the end she ends up melting together with her blender.
Bzz, bozz, bzuzz.
>>11277957
I'm out I guess... but more importantly looks like I'm a guy again
>>11277957
Oh shit.
Blend ice cream, milk, and sweet sauces to make milkshakes
Mix and crush ice in cocktails such as the Zombie, piña colada and frozen margarita
Crush ice and other ingredients in non-alcoholic drinks such as frappuccinos and smoothies
Emulsify mixtures
Make smooth purées of semi-solid ingredients, such as cooked vegetables and meat
Reduce small solids such as spices and seeds to powder or nut butters
Blend mixtures of powders, granules, and/or liquids thoroughly
Help dissolve solids into liquids
>>11277984
Woah, now this is how you treat your blender
hahahahaha so funny xd
>>11278005
>You lube your blender's parts up good. REAL good.
>Almost scarily good. Just what are you planning to do with that blender?
>>11278005
The broken blenders will be shredded in a bigger blender by the way, along with their owners.
>>11278005
>>11278019
You're doing it wrong. First you'll need a large tub of kerosene...
In Europe, the Swiss Traugott Oertli developed a blender based on the technical construction and design style conception of the Waring Blendor,[citation needed] releasing in 1943 the Turmix Standmixer.[8] Based on the blender, Traugott also developed another kind of appliance to extract juice of any juicy fruit or vegetables, the Turmix Juicer, which was also available as separated accessory for use in the Turmix blender, the juicer Turmix Junior. Turmix (de) had promoted the benefits of drinking natural juices made with fruits and vegetables, with recipes using juices to promote its blender and juicer.
>>11277944
...But I can see through my blender through...
>>11278039
Sounds like something I would do yeah
>>11278037
>Kerosene? That's an odd choice of lubricant, unless you're dating Optimus Prime.
>You procure an ODDLY-SHAPED CONTAINER OF KEROSENE and dump it all into your blender.
>>11278039
>It's not the comfiest pillow in the world, but it definitely makes you feel closer to your blender as you sleep with it under your head.
>Plus, it's the only thing you had.
>>11278048
Do not stand inside of your blender, it is dangerous to blend alone.
>>11278068
holy shit you pervert, do you have no shame?
>>11278048
And I see that my English is still shit.
>>11278089
I just really like my blender and I want others to see it. That's all.
I'm gonna make an instagram for me and blender.
>takes selfie while making a smoothie
>>11278089
Karen's mad
>>11278091
Is not so bads, comrade. You see, Englands is very difficult words take many years to speak good like American capitalist dogs.
>>11278089
>Better judgement would tell you not to hold an electrical appliance underwater, but you're not known for your better judgement.
>Oop, there goes another one! Chop chop chop!
>>11278039
>Geese doesn't understand how these photos would be embarrassing, and just crumples them up and throws them into a nearby trash can
I don't understand why someone would show me pictures of their blender. If I was courteous, I would've mailed it back to the sender.
>>11278089
Can't forget my blender. Thanks for the ride, man
A blender consists of a housing, motor, blades, and food container. A fan-cooled electric motor is secured into the housing by way of vibration dampers, and a small output shaft penetrates the upper housing and meshes with the blade assembly. Usually, a small rubber washer provides a seal around the output shaft to prevent liquid from entering the motor. Most blenders today have multiple speeds. As a typical blender has no gearbox, the multiple speeds are often implemented using a universal motor with multiple stator windings and/or multi-tapped stator windings; in a blender with electromechanical controls, the button (or other electrical switching device or position) for each different speed connects a different stator winding/tap or combination thereof.
Baron?
>>11278108
I wish we could get back old Soviet. I mean Soviet from back when he wasn't self aware yet.
>522 posters
>page 194
>8 images
>61 replies
>>11278126
This is getting out of control.
>>11278126
I like this game.
I have to go now.
>>11278126
>You find another use for that kerosene.
>>11278143
SHIELD YOUR EYES
Ambitionz Az a Shitpostah
>>11278126
Is there a cleanup minigame or do I just put in each body part one by one into the blender?
>>11278129
Oldfags didnt like him talking to their waifus so they shitposted him into the dirt
Will It Blend? is a viral marketing campaign consisting of a series of infomercials demonstrating the Blendtec line of blenders, especially the powerful Total Blender. In the show, Tom Dickson, the Blendtec founder, attempts to blend various unusual items in order to show off the power of his blender. Dickson started this marketing campaign after doing a blending experiment with a box of matches.[1]
>>11278155
kek
>>11278154
goodbye, buy one of our products later.
>>11278166
One by one is the most efficient way of blending. I suggest invest into a parallel blender for double the speed.
>>11278170
>don't mind me while I just push my agenda
>>11278161
I just did it to fish likes on instagram though. I'm not a technophiliac
>>11278165
I love that one too. Best HG mixtape so far.
>>11278170
The funny thing is that most of the oldfags replied and RP-d with him. Having him randomly come in to give you an AK, or throw a flashbang in your face was fun.
>>11278204
This, so much.
>>11278185
>You try desperately to shove them into the blender as they run towards you, but ain't no blender gonna stop a black bear.
holy fuck my dick is huge
>>11278192
You don't have to shame yourself to be a star. There's heart and soul in every wulfamanic out there!
... You know unless you want to whore yourself out. THEN BE THE BEST DAMN HOE YOU CAN BE! Godfather would be proud.
>>11278185
LET IT BLEND!
holy SHIT
Underage leave
In 1949 the company Vitamix advertised their blender in one of the first television infomercials.[10] The sales pitch lasted for 25 minutes, suggesting that the blender be used to make bread crumbs, potato pancakes, laxative spinach drinks, and a dessert beverage featuring entire raw eggs and their shells, which the host announced would be enjoyed like Malted milk.[10]
>>11278204
Fun is forbidden.
>>11278250
You first.
>>11278189
>don't mind me while I attempt to downplay years of cancerous oldfag behavior
>>11278266
>responding to my lame as fuck bait
Holy fuck kys underage
LET THE FEAST BEGIN
with a short infomercial:
Countertop blenders use a 1–2 liters (4–8 cups) blending container made of glass, plastic, stainless steel.[1] Glass blenders are heavier and more stable.[1] Plastic is prone to scratching and absorbing the smell of blended food.[1] Stainless steel is preferred for its looks, but limits visibility of the food as it is blended.[1]
Countertop blenders typically offer 3–16 speed settings, but having more choices in speed settings is not an indication of increased utility for all users.[1]
In cases where the blades are removable, the container should have an o-ring or gasket between the body of the container and the base to seal the container and prevent the contents from leaking. The blending container is generally shaped in a way that encourages material to circulate through the blades, rather than simply spinning around.
>>11278255
Before I go, I gotta know who hosted this. I expected worse hearing about "Blender Games" but these are actually really fun.
>>11278241
Yeah you got it! It's 2017 after all. I don't think it's even called camwhoring these days. The proper term is now "stream entertainer" !
Do you want an autograph on your blender?
>>11278255
What a shitty blender.
What's the point of a blender if it can't blend rocks?
>>11278285
Why do you always have to fucking post your ava when you go OOC? Are you expected to get your wang sucked off by a toothless homeless man everytime you say something nice and people know it's you?
>>11278306
>"oh my god how do people dare to post with their avas in an avafagging based community??"
>>11278285
Shut the fuck up asswhore
>>11278284
THREE BLENDER, ONE SLIDE
LEFT
>>11278313
Whiteknight die whiteknight die
>>11278305
Trust me doll face, I know all about entertainment. I'm a sports entertainer after all! AWOO!
Autograph? Sure, why not. I'll give you mine if you give me yours.
>>11278306
You sound like a bitch
>>11278306
Take 5 minutes and think really hard why someone would do what he does.
>>11278313
>>11278325
>Asgore
>>11278321
Stay mad :)
Each different combination of energized windings produces a different torque from the motor, which yields a different equilibrium speed in balance against the drag (resistance to rotation) of the blade assembly in contact with the material inside the food container. A notable exception from the mid-1960s is the Oster Model 412 Classic VIII (with the single knob) providing the lowest speed (Stir) using the aforementioned winding tap method but furnishing higher speeds (the continuously variable higher speed range is marked Puree to Liquify) by means of a mechanical speed governor that balances the force provided by flyweights against a spring force varied by the control knob when it is switched into the higher speed range. With this arrangement, when not set to the Stir speed, motor speed is constant even with varying load up to the point where power demanded by the load is equal to the motor's power capability at a particular speed. The more modern version of this arrangement is electronic speed control found on some units.
>>11278306
Yeah.
>>11278331
Stay mad :$
>>11278337
Also in 1937, W.G. Barnard, founder of Vitamix, introduced a product called "The Blender,"[7] which was functionally a reinforced blender with a stainless steel jar, instead of the Pyrex glass jar used by Waring.
In 1946 John Oster, owner of the Oster barber equipment company, bought Stevens Electric Co. and designed its own blender, which Oster commercialized under the trademark Osterizer. Oster was bought by Sunbeam Products in 1960.[4] which released various types of blenders, as the Imperial series and still make the traditional Osterizer blender.
>It's a blackknight get btfo by whiteknight episode
I'll never get tired of those.
>Grey Knight
>>11278348
>whiteknight falseflagging as blackknight
>>11278355
>blackknight being unable to read
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
Look what you just made me do~
>>11278341
CONGRATULATIONS.
Your blender is the most superior of all. We will be using this model for our future production line. You are now free to leave.
>>11278363
stop spammming
>>11278324
A sport entertainer?
O-Oh yeah! I got it! It's the new fursuiting sport that are all the rage nowadays! That explains all the "awoo"!
I bet you make for a very convincing big bad wolf.
>She grabs a felter paint, and writes her name in a very showy, attention whoring, fashion.
Your turn!
>>11278363
God I want to cum on her face
>>11278348
>>11278355
>>11278359
Case in point.
>>11278367
You put a stupid amount of effort into this. Thanks for hosting.
>>11278368
Make me
Ooh~
Look what you made me do
Look what you made me do
Look what you just made me do
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Ooh~
Look what you made me do
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>>11278367
Thanks for the game hostie.
>>11278393
Is this your evil mode?
>>11278393
second cutest bug in HG
>whiteknighting for people that can handle their own business
I've been whiteknighted for on multiple occasions and all it does is piss me off. Stay out of other people's drama and mind your own business. That shit is just as bad as a beta fat white male fighting for women's/black's/trans/hebrew rights. Fuck you and move on you sad creeps.
>>11278367
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>11278371
Woahwoahwoah. I'm a genetic freak. Not just a freak. The costume is park of the show, you know, wrestling? I'm kinda a big deal.
>He says causally as he extends his arm towards her, not even looking as he scribbles his name down across the pale chest of the busty woman. "THE BEST THERE IS, WAS, AND EVER WILL BE, BEOWULF"
No need to thank me, just keep being you.
>>11278418
It's me! But from another universe where monsters and mewmans live in peace and harmony.
>>11278420
Who's the first? And I'm not a bug.
>>11278431
Post that with your ava.
>>11278452
Make me, slut
>>11278450
Why do you want to know who's first if you're not a bug?
>>11278431
>implying I'm whiteknighting and not pushing my own agenda
Two steps ahead, always.
>>11278431
t. Shitposter
>>11278367
It was very funny. Thanks for hosting!
>>11278438
>She looks down on her chest, not even able to see her feet.
Huuh. Thanks... It's too bad it's written backward, because I can"t read it... but I'm sure it's something super cool and wholesome like "To my best friend Fyxe, keep smiling everyday that God makes" or something like that.
.
.
.
H-Hey?! Does it mean I can't wash my chest anymore, now?..
>>11278367
I think I don't understand this at all, but thanks for hosting.
>>11278462
>makes you
>>11278452
>>11278483
>creepy ass Whiteknights
>>11278465
>>11278479
>muh bois
>not falseflagging as a whiteknight to trigger dumb blackknights and create more shitposting
8D chess
>>11278472
For curiosity's sake anon! Can you really blame me? Your declaration peaked my interest.
Once the next thread gets created I'll host, this time I'll save the game...
>>11278512
Can't you make the thread yourself?
>>11278508
Fair enough. This one: >>11277485
You have no real supporters, and you have no real haters.
>ITT: Black Knights BTFO by White Knights
>>11278526
>not having both
>not falseflagging and starting conflict between both sides
>>11278512
>Cool!
>If people want, I may go after if nobody else shows up.
>>11278523
Oh! Silver Queen? I believe that I've come across them a few times in the arena but I've never directly interacted with them.
>>11278536
>this is what whitecucks actually believe
>>11278543
>it's happen to this day
He must be upset.
>>11278488
Just take a picture of your...
>Making the motion of cupping breasts he doesn't have he looks at her some what awkwardly before letting his arms go limp as he gave up.
Chest.. And you'll always have proof you met the Wulfman himself!
AWOO!