HG / Hunger Games Thread
https://youtu.be/o5_dJyYgAOQ
>>11269509
>>11269562
>A flash of golden light streams out Ezreal's gauntlet as he teleports away from Onsa's reach, letting her punch strike only the air.
You look like a child. Instead of instigating fights, why do-
>>11269660
>Ezreal wasn't exactly sure how it happened. One second he was taunting the cheetah girl, the next he's laid flat out on the ground after getting nailed in the stomach. On the floor, he's able to wheeze out one word:
W...h...a..t?
>>11269585
>>11269633
Hey, I'm Ezreal! I'm known as the prodigal explorer where I come from, and for good reason. My sense of direction is unmatched, and under my leadership we can get to wherever we need to go without any problems. My partner back there?
>Ezreal says, pointing back at Thorfinn.
He's...he's uh...
>Ezreal leans close into Thorfinn and whispers into his ear.
What do you do again?
Give me people
... or things that aren't people, that works too
>>11269957
Gascoigne
>>11269957
Marjane Satrapi
>196
>>11269957
Lana's mother
>>11269957
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11269957
Milf ass
>>11269957
Jenny
>>11269823
>>11269913
>>11269745
>Getting way too tired to even think about anything. Sorry.
>Night guys
>>11269957
John Egbert
>>11269957
Mysterious Heroine X
>>11269957
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>11269957
Saber
>>11269957
Willy Wonka
>>11269957
Fyxe
>>11269957
Baby kitten
>>11269780
. . .!?
>He viciously snaps at her hand as she advances towards his cheeks.
>>11269913
>He clutches tight onto the hilt of his short sword as he leaned into his personal space. He staggers back and bats an eye back at Ezreal, shaking his head as a response to whatever came out of his mouth.
. . .
>>11269957
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>11269957
Arle Nadja
>>11269957
Jim Ross
>>11269957
Vic Viper
>>11269957
Elias Ainsworth
>>11269957
Geese Thompson
>>11269957
Bondrewd
>>11269957
Plushie Neopolitan
>>11269957
Zer0
>>11269981
Farewell.
>>11269957
Kindred Hunter
>>11269957
Ryoma Hoshi
>>11269957
The Big Shave
>>11269957
Ezreal
>>11269981
>No problem. Night
>>11269998
Swordsman. Something like that.
>It seemed their party member candidate was not interested, as he didn't respond to any of Ezreal's words.
Don't be too surprised if you wind up dead, then. Our offer was a real opportunity to ensure your survival, but if that's how you want to go about things...
>And so, the two failed to secure their third party member. It was no big loss, surely they would be fine on their own. Turning to Thorfinn, Ezreal asked him...
Are you always this mute?
Not feeling too confident about a couple of the genders, but eh.
Check it
Swap it
Shitpost me
Do whatever for a couple of minutes
Also, should I bump?
>>11269957
Irotsuki
>>11270084
>>11270056
>Give him my spot.
>>11270084
Bumping it might not be a bad idea
>>11270084
Yes.
>>11269957
LATE ALL MIGHT
>>11270024
>>11270084
>>11270090
Make this swap.
>>11270096
>>11270099
Roger roger
6 more
>>11269957
Hansel and Gretel
>>11270094
Thank you very much.
>Ryoma pets the duck-looking thing
You're too cute to be in this place.
>>11270119
Kyouko Sakura
>>11270119
Doppelganger Arle
>>11270119
CZ Delta
>>11269957
Reigen Arataka
>>11270119
Shoebill
Look, it gets bigger when I pull on it
>>11270176
Begin.
>>11270070
> he whimpers out in confusion as to whatever he just said and manages to get a peep of his guttural broken English-accent out of little ole' Thorfinn.
. . .Hvað. . .? N-n-o. . no...
>>11270176
Lets get some loot!
>>11270084
Ladies an gentlemen, it's raining and it's raining hard out here in the sold-out Sold-Out Arena complex, and getting underway is another edition of Monday Night Sacrifice! Hello everyone, JIM ROSS HERE, along with guest co-commentator Vic "The Steel" Viper, as we are LIVE and just about ready to stomp some Oklahoma-sized mudholes dry. And in the Japanese announcer's table, The Deadman himself is here, Elias Ainsworth! He's no baka gaijin despite his look, that I'll assure you folks listening in from Japan. Vic, you're no stranger to the weather conditions playing in some of the combatant's favors, what's the key to fighting and killing in the rain?
>>11270176
>Thanks for bumpin
>>11269874
>>11270176
I'm glad that little duck is still in. Thank you for bumping it. Having more people to crush makes it interesting.
>>11270210
thanks for existing
>>11270185
I'm only doing this because I want to, not because you told me
>>11270176
>Thorfinn brandishes his short-sword ready for whatever comes by.
>>11269327
Hilarious in hindsight.
>>11270226
>Zer0 stuffs the pronged weapons into either side of his pants, making sure not to accidentally stab himself.
Excellent.
>>11270237
I know right? Shitty /co/de hosts like this are the worst
>>11270226
...on second thought, m-maybe I'm not so thankful for the bumping...
>>11270225
>Sorry
>>11270226
Survivor or TDI?
I wanna try one out.
>>11270226
>Thorfinn shanks and tears her right across the jugular.
>>11270226
Are you all sure you want to do that? I'm not really someone to follow, if you ask me
>>11270269
TDI.
>>11270221
I'm actually a goose. If you couldn't make that out, do you have a screw loose?
That's less hilarious as it is adorable to be honest. Record that shit and post it online, and you have yourself a few million hits easily
I'm not sure if that was a gay kiss or not, but it's certainly shocking all the same.
This is actually historically accurate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsujigiri
>>11270269
Don't bother
Do circle simulator.
>>11270301
>What a coincidence, I was just thinking about sleeping after this slide. Thanks for hosting, and have a good night, HG.
>>11270301
this game is stupid!
>>11270226
...Well, Vic, I'll take your words of silence to heart! There's gonna be tons of bloodshed and other less sightly things going on, but it's all bein done for all of you, so thanks for tuning in, folks! Nkw, let's get to the action! And already there's a match going on between Kyouko Sakura and Thorfinn Karlsefni. This looks like a fair fight, both combatants have experience in sword fighting, an-BAH GAWD, WHAT AN IMPACT! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KYOUKO RUSHED IN WHEN IT SEEMED LIKE SHE LOST HER BALANCE, SHE WENT IN AND JUST GUTTED KARLSEFNI IN FRONT OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!
>>11270301
I wasn't going to kill you anyway, don't worry. Just leave me be
>>11270301
*Burble*
>>11270301
>Geese, instead of fishing the traditional way with a pole, he uses his plastic beak to beat the fish to death while he stands on the shore
Fishing the normal way is just so boring. This way makes for much less snoring.
>>11270289
It's not that I can't make it out, but more along the lines that geese and ducks look similar. Geese don't usual talk too, so that also throws me off. I'm more likely to believe you turned yourself into one with magic than believing you're a natural goose.
>>11270301
These flowers won't stay up. The petals keep falling off too. I guess I'm not someone with a green thumb.
I don't think this Japanese urban legend ghost realizes that, as a magical being of some kind, he probably can't even use toilet paper.
What would that be, type 2 diabetes?
>>11270269
Heads up that those other games take forever to simulate like this
>>11270323
Sleep tight goat
>>11270368
It would be nice to, but you have to fight fire with fire here. If they're not going to be honorable, then why should I?
>>11270368
I don't think you can even edit the events afaik.
>>11270359
Well, do ducks usually talk?
>The goose mask Geese is wearing is obviously not a real goose, obvious by the dead, unflinching eyes and plastic-like "feathers"
With your knowledge of birds, I bet you thought I was a peacock.
>>11270368
I don't know why people are so eager to convince me to not do someone I wasn't going to do in the first place
While they seem like a competent fighting force for the most part, I don't think that "flaming heavily armored man" and "little boy in a warm looking hat" scream stealth.
Please don't hurt the cat, Elias. Not all of those are actually demons.
>>11270396
I've never tried, but I could believe it. To play Devil's Advocate though, all of the social values and emphasis on strategic alliances seem like they'd be neat to have for RP purposes
>>11270335
Ladies an gentlemen, on behalf of the editing and camera crew, we apologize for the names being moved the wrong way on your TV screens, they should be the other way round! Now that we got that settled, it looks like I have a match against the Big Show, right after these words from our sponsors!
>>11270368
There ya go, you little bastards! Have some good ol' JR fashoined whupass!
>He walks back to the announce table, bruised and not the worse for wear
This is turning out to be an eventful night, no doubt in my mind, folks! It's all about wi-OH BAH GAWD! IROTSUKI JUST SPEARED THAT CUTE LITTLE DOG IN THE GUT! SHE'S GOT THE PIN AND COVER! IROTSUKI JUST BROKE THAT DOG IN HALF WITH THAT SPEAR! GOODNESS GRACIOUS, HWAT AN IMPACT!
>>11270192
Ah, I see. How well can you speak it? A good party thrives on communication, after all. If I'm going to have to start throwing out hand signs to get you to understand me I might as well just go out on my own.
>>11270301
>The arrow strikes Zer0, leaving Ezreal slightly shocked. He didn't even see the assassin and definitely did not intend to kill him. In fact he wanted to talk with him about that Yeti even a couple nights prior, but with him laying dead on the floor with an arrow sticking out of his heart that probably wasn't going to happen.
I should just stick to the gauntlet. It's on me for a good reason.
>>11270368
>A swarm of screaming skulls ambush Ezreal, swooping down at him and spitting out fireballs. Ezreal is quick to dispatch of them; shooting them down with blasts of energy and using a sturdy shield to block their attacks. One of the fireballs hits the shield and the flames wrap around it, burning Ezreal's arm. It doesn't do much beyond singing a few hairs though, and it's over as soon as it began.
All just a part of the job!
>>11270429
>They're mediocre. Ezreal throws the sword to the ground, already wearing the perfect weapon on his left arm.
>>11270429
Sneaking around isn't really my thing, trying otherwise would be silly. So, thank you, but no thank you
>>11270416
I think ducks and geese look more alive than geese and peacocks. They have nice, beautiful, memorizing tails while you have normal bird tails.
But by your logic you would be a bird, because I can't think of any bird that talks like you. How do you account for that?
>>11270429
What are we, children? None of us are trained ninjas. We would be wiped out almost immediately.
Is Karen not here? is it safe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK51LblcEOw
To save you a google:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyakki_Yagy%C5%8D
>Legend has it that "every year the yokai Nurarihyon, will lead all of the yōkai through the streets of Japan during summer nights." Anyone who comes across the procession would perish or be spirited away by the yōkai, unless protected by handwritten scrolls by anti-yokai onmyoji spellcasters.
>>11270465
WOO! PARTY TIME!
>>11270301
>>11270429
I've taken quite a liking to this blade. When in this type of arena one should act like the residents after all. It doesn't compare to my other weaponry but a basic understanding of the most common weapon here can't hurt.
>>11270465
One hundred different types of demon around for only one night. A shame I won't be able to sample every single one of them.
>>11270282
>>11270317
>>11270368
>Thanks!
>I'll check both of them out then. I know they're not as good as the hunger game simulator but I'm a curious bee.
>You think it'd be cool if I used pics and names from here to throw in those simulations?
Oh wow, quite a few of you got spirited away last night! At least nobody ended up as a giant pig monster this time
>>11270465
I don't know why they would have accepted me as an offering. I've done nothing worthy of being sacrificed in years. They wouldn't want a convict like me.
>>11270499
And Justice has been served to every one of them.
>>11270494
I don't think anyone would really mind, I think.
>>11270461
I'm not an actual bird, you moron. Go run along and learn something about birds at school, Little John.
I really don't think any kind of samurai armor is large enough to accommodate her and her ... uh ... you know
>milf
Ayy
>two little girls
Ugh
>two men
No
>skeleton-like man
I'd rather drown
All in all, I rate this orgy a solid -67/10
>>11270465
Sister where are we going?
A place we were always meant to go to, but never reached.
>>11270539
I'm not going to even go near that
>>11270539
Jesus christ, how horrifying.
>>11270539
You can do it, Reigen! I'm rooting for you, have my energy...!
>She raises her hand to cheer the man before quickly getting back on her seat to not disrupt him while he works.
>>11270539
>Least it didn't involve these two host.
>>11270528
It's Ryoma, and I don't go to school. I'm pretty sure birds aren't apart of any school curriculum either. They're not as important as other topics at hand, like science and civics. I think it's more important for you to take lessons in being a convincing criminal under hiding, because you pretty much told me what you are by telling me you're not a duck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24Nb4CJzV4
Have some more koto music while our remaining tributes are treated to the finest provisions Feudal Japan can offer
>>11270569
Or the kitten. Now THAT would be horrific
>>11270459
>He glares at him with eyes that glistened the surface of hell itself. Thorfinn fumbled some words of off the slip of his tongue as he had no idea what the man with the funny glowing gloves was saying.
I. . . n-no spe-speak. G-g... go.
>>11270583
Getting drunk doesn't sound like too bad of an idea at all. Though part of me wishes it was beer and not this drink. Oh well, best not to be picky with limited options
How do I find the drive to RP again? It's been months.
>>11270583
>As simple as stretching his arm out and letting them fly out of his gauntlet and into his head. Such arrows are usually used as a debuff but a well-placed shot to the head would grant a quicker, cleaner death.
Out of my way. You're not who I'm after.
This is post feast peace
If your bloodlust knows no bounds
Then you'd better wait
Now I may not be the biggest fan of Marxism, but I don't think it advocates for sexual assault, especially not on the flesh-impaired
This just in: animals are completely inept at operating oriental weaponry.
>>11270560
>>11270583
:thinkink:
>>11270636
Personally I just rewatched my source, works for me
>>11270572
A young adult knowing much about crime? I'm pretty sure you'd know not even a dime!
>>11270636
I roleplay best when I stop giving a shit.
>>11270636
Simply by not caring. It works a lot.
>>11270600
>It was hard to take the intensity of Thorfinn's eyes seriously when he was bumbling out what little words he could.
Yeah, I can see it.
>Not wanting to be burdened by him, Ezreal decided it'd be best for them to separate. He points a finger at Thorfinn, then points somewhere off into the distance. Ezreal points at himself, and then points in a different direction from Thorfinn.
Understand? You...that way. Me...this way.
I had tryhard rp.
>>11270682
then do it again
>>11270636
Play a new ava. Worked for me.
>>11270682
Sorry, Karen.
I hate tryhard rp.
Three shitty Haikus that took way too long to write:
There are no victors
In games of fortune and chance
only good losers
Little girls please no
You are far too young for this
Sex with squids is wrong
Animals Fighting
One has the clear advantage
And not just the tits
>>11270655
How can you be so sure? I know plenty of adult crime. It may not look it, but I've done more adult things than most of the people in this place. I've seen and done things that would make your head spin.
Another fun day
Nothing of note happens though
Should I skip the peace?
I can't help but feel that Fyxe is symbolizing something here. It's at the tip, but I just can't seem to grasp what she's trying to say
>>11270682
>>11270701
I'd rather have tryhard RP than RP where they don't try hard enough. Bland RP is the worst.
>>11270749
Something something penos,
Sure.
>Cap: Trans King
>>11270753
who has bland rp?
>>11270753
If I try my best it's impossible not to try hard enough right?
>>11270765
Don't really wanna say names.
>>11270770
Sure I guess.
>24 hours later...
Isn't it funny how the best ninjas work alone and don't form clans with small children and animals. Naruto is wrong, you don't always need a cute animal companion for your ninjitsu
>>11270717
Oh, make my head spin? If we compared our crimes, I would undeniably win!
>tfw spoiled Game of Thrones for someone because of hg
I love you
>>11270781
because you can't think of anyone?
>>11270800
I can't believe that Littlefinger is fucking dead!
You know, given that he seems to be a pretty accomplished sorcerer, this actually makes sense. Quick takedown via long-distance magic is the patrician's assassination method
>>11270765
>Eagerly raises hand
>>11270797
It wasn't my intention to make this into a competition, but why not. Find someone here to be the mediator, because I don't think either one of us plan on letting the other person win.
>>11270675
>Thorfinn firmly registers the bodily gestures that Ezreal was trying to convey to him.
. . .I go.
>He scratches his flea ridden bed of hair while veering away from Ezreal's tracks. He quickly sprawls towards a patch of tall grass where he could make his escape.
>>11270832
Far more distance than I'm used to fighting with. Maybe right on time since now is the time to go.
Thanks for the arena.
>>11270801
Yeah, because I'm shit with name, and I don't wanna start shit either.
>tfw feel like a tryhard sometimes and bland the rest of the time
Everything is going according to keikaku for the milf and that nice ass of hers
As this Kitten shows its claws, we're down to our FINAL FOUR
WILL THE WINNER BE
>cat
>ninja with a nice ass
>ninja boneman
OR
>heavily armored warrior who may or may not be on fire
>>11270874
Scroll up and find out the name, bullshitter.
>>11270896
ASS
>>11270886
>tryhard but feel bland all the time
>>11270896
I wouldn't want to win any other way
>>11270896
dat ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeCWpKeWfKw
hot
Sending an assassin against a trained killer? Let me let my boy DIO here tell you how well that plan'll go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_KwV-MAMQ8
>>11270920
If your RP was broken then it could be fixed by trying harder. Shitty RP can not be fixed. It's just something people read over as nothingness.
I don't want to see you. I hate you.
>>11270935
what a quality anime scene
Kitten learns that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Was getting stabbed a part of her plan?
It seems like the true Ninjitsu master has revealed themselves!
>Rin can actually be a decent human being for a change and help people out
Who knew.
>>11270964
Awh, fuck. Elias then.
>>11270969
Rin's really not that bad once you get to know him.
>>11270964
BABY KITTE
>>11270948
>shitty rp cannot be fixed
I DONT BELEIVE YOU
YOURE WRONG
I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU BY BECOMING THE BEST RPER
>>11270636
You can be Pennywise, problem solved.
>Considering the time of night, the twins decide to get some sleep. Night all.
>>11270964
What an interesting pair of finalists. I suspect the final battle between these titans shall be intense and drawn out.
>>11270964
Typical that I lose right at the end
>>11270984
It's true though. Your upper limit is bland. Trying your hardest is bland. You could break your rp and fix it but then it would still be bland.
A powerful mage
Yet he forgot one main rule:
Beware the cute ones
>>11271000
LOL
: s
>>11271000
>Nice job Cap
>>11271000
What a powerful warrior.
>>11271000
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK1U_Qck3OE
If this is his strength as a baby, I shudder to imagine how formidable of a warrior he'll be as a fully grown cat.
Congratulations, or as they say in the land of the rising sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
>>11270980
Proof? I refuse to believe this.
>>11270994
Good night you two.
>>11271000
>>11271031
That really warms the heart. Congratulations, cute kitter. Thank you for hosting, host.
>>11271031
Congratulations to the small animal, and thank you for hosting
>>11271031
Will u host again?
>>11271031
>Congratulations. Thanks.
>>11271031
>cute
>tthanks for hosting and good job to the victor
>>11271000
Yes, I sense now this kitten has the ferocious heart of a lion. I should have known such an outcome would happen from the start.
>>11271031
I am always grateful for the opportunity.
>>11271031
Thanks
Despite skill and rage
He's just a skeleton mage
Six kills is nice though
>>11271049
If you want. I know I'm not very good, but I don't mind going again
>>11271070
Thanks for hosting
And this for that guy you all know.
>>11271045
>>11271047
>>11271057
>>11271058
>>11271059
>>11271063
No problem at all, 's what I do.
Yuno is my cumdump.
>>11271070
Please
>>11271096
No she's mine
>>11271070
I wouldn't mind trying one more time to win. I felt this time was a warm-up. It has been a good while since I've last killed someone.
>>11271096
yu:b:o isn't lewd
>>11271094
>And this for that guy you all know.
Well yeah, I don't like that guy.
>>11271096
I think you have our relationship reversed.
>>11271109
Too bad I just bust a fat nut inside her then.
>>11271102
Eh, I don't have to do anything until after noon anyway. Give me a bit to fix some things and I'll be good to go unless someone wants to in the mean time
It's a tight race, with many players in contention for taking over the lead. Beerus is the new number 1, but that could change real quick.
https://pastebin.com/hAKiWviM
>>11271128
Thnakssss
>>11271125
>aims a gun
say that again........... i dare you............
>>11271134
>39
>>11271134
I think you put me in the wrong side of the list, dummy.
>>11271145
+80 last game
>>11271134
Don't let nufag cancer get to first place, please.
>>11271155
>Let
I'm not hosting!
>>11271134
>finally in the top 30
So satisfying.
>>11271134
>>11271155
>all those nufags in top 10
We run this shit.
>>11271134
You should probably remove Mitsuki because she was rigged for.
>>11271144
Yuno is all mine.
>>11271134
>damnit, those jobs are taking their toll.
>>11271176
>fucking shoots
>>11271195
>dies with my last nut inside Yuno's mouth
>>11271134
>up 300 places in 1 day
>>11271134
>all my dudes above 1000
ITT we speculate on who nufags really are.
>>11271134
>decide to enter more games to try and climb these ranks
>dropped 7 places already
>>11271134
>Good thing I usually die in solo events.
>>11271134
I doubt I'll hold this for very long. I never stay in the top 10 for long when I do make it.
reply to this post for big cummies
ignore for a small peepee
>>11271134
When will you start over so I can catch up?
Alright, just needed to fix up a couple of events. Now give me more people
>>11271267
Johnny
>>11271262
>below 1000
If you're not 1100+ you're cancer and are banned from my games.
>>11271267
Gascoigne
>>11271267
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>11271267
Elias Ainsworth
>>11271267
Mairu Orihara
>>11271267
Lord Beerus
>>11271257
fuck I don't want a small pee pee
>>11271267
(Events or slides? Oh well)
Knuckles
>>11271267
Arle Nadja
>>11271267
John Egbert
>>11271267
Araragi Karen~da
>>11271267
Star Butterfly
>>11271267
Garlic boi
>>11271267
Marjane Satrapi
>195
>>11271267
Usotsuki
>>11271267
Ikkun
>>11271267
Ezreal
>>11271267
Mixmaster
>>11271267
Thorfinn Karlsefni
>>11271267
Mecha Sonic
>>11271267
Hata No Kokoro
>>11271312
>>11269967
>>11271302
what is the significance of this number
>>11271267
BanchoLeomon
>>11271333
Counting down to HG's death
>>11271267
Keke
>>11271333
number of dicks to suck
>>11271267
Doppelganger Arle
>>11271333
times she'll enter that character before she eventually kills herself
>>11271333
>Numbers to Y2J's debut
>>11271333
Interest in HG.
>>11271267
Agent 4
>>11271297
Get the fuck out, Jesus.
>>11271267
Hot Babe
>>11271355
who or what is y2j
>>11271365
You don't seem very redongo bongo, anon.
>>11271297
>>11271365
Is Karen the third coming of Christ?
>>11271368
You seem to have posted the wrong image or got the name wrong.
>>11271368
YUNO BOOBS
>>11271375
>Your new hero, the most charismatic showman to ever enter your screens
>>11271368
>Hot Babe
>the Babe isn't on fire
>>11271267
The fourth dimension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE5oaOOwInE
Here's where we're at right now.
>>11271267
Ryoma Hoshi
>>11271403
Nice guilds.
>>11271401
Gayest dimension
I just spoke to the dev team, and they said they'd drop the expansion for this game if 7 more people show up
>>11271382
This is actually my first time playing on this board
>>11271403
>>11271312
>>11271407
>>11271420
If you bump it then I won't be in the same guild as someone I like.
>>11271423
That's the second time this has happened. What did I do to deserve this?
>>11271403
Man, I really don't like seeing Mecha Sonic here, but I took him out before, and I can take him out again.
Looks good host. Let's go.
>>11271423
Oh... Well that's a relief...
>>11271420
Mountains
>>11271420
mothron
>>11271420
Shinoa
>>11271420
Being of all that is RP
>>11271420
Sad wojack
>>11271468
>he isn't the physical manifestation of RP itself
Late go
>Miss the game
>Miss the bump
This is shit
>>11271468
The best irony is that this is likely filler.
>>11271483
Isn't that just a rewording of what he just said
>>11271483
>implying i'm not
>implying i don't transend the mortal rhelm and enter the state of pure rp skill
>>11271488
>implying i'm not the undicided winner of HG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfH-F-8ytk
>>11271493
am i referring to him
>>11271502
>not being the metaphysical representative of HG itself and both winning and losing the games at the same time
>not being Schrödinger's Shitposter
>>11271420
Sephiroth vs Modern Tails (Age 15)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MMhxOSR7J8
>>11271517
I'm redongo bongo! The enemy won't know what hit them.
>She says to Ikkun as they wait for the last tribute to enter the arena. Thankfully they were able to grab a bunch of guns, granades and ammo but Karen has other plans. They keep waiting and waiting until the portal of the arena spawn lights up and Sad Wojack shows up. He didn't seem really happy about being here but right away Karen jumps up high with a fist formed on her right hand. The light of the sun envelops her hand as she connects the hit with Sad Wojack. A strong thunder drops from the sky right away and Sad Wojack is cut in half, leaving Karen unharmed.
DMing is hard, so I lessened the load a bit.
Apparently being a muscular dude who is also part lion doesn't save you from roving medieval rape gangs
D-Does he even have eyes in the first place?
>>11271549
redongo bongo xDD
>>11271567
>six player death event with no killer
Cancer
>>11271517
This thick wooded area will have lots of places to hide and fortify if the need arises, though I suspect things will not come to that. Most importantly there will be access to game to hunt for energy.
>>11271517
Mecha's gone at least, I think.
But look at these terrible stats! I can't be a fighter with these! Well, I guess I'll just have to be a stupid Paladin...
>Knuckles don's on heavy armor and wields a goofy sword, struggling to walk in the clunky armor.
>>11271521
Wow I had no idea Tails was this strong.
>>11271567
>Knuckles starts coughing and gasping for air as he's brought back to life after a mishap at the village.
Thanks.... I guess...
>>11271517
Only one of us can feel bad man here, Wojak. It seems my partner here is capable enough so nothing for me to do but watch.
>>11271567
Cheating death once a week is normal enough. I shouldn't question why such a game doesn't have an auto-save feature when the lack of such a thing is what "saved" me.
>>11271580
>http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocksFallEveryoneDies
>>11271549
I wanna smear jelly on this face.
>>11271546
What the heck is a SEGA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XBlBPtQW6g
THE WIND IS PUSHING ME
INTO THE CLOUDS AGAIN
I FEEL THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS
TIME IS RUNNING FREE
I FEEL LIKE LETTING GO
JUST LIKE THE DANGAN
>>11271607
>final battle
>already
NANII?!?!?
>>11271517
The wilderness. It's alright.
>>11271567
>A girl whose flesh was made of fine wood and her hair and clothes made of a canopy of leaves in the colour of fall. Ezreal had bound her to a tree, and her intense green eyes pleaded for her life.
What? I'm not going to kill you, you're not even a tribute. You were just in my way.
>"Oh okay that's cool then," says the Dryad. "Enjoy the trees n' shit."
Yeah, I'll do that.
>>11271607
>Ezreal was completely unaware that the Great Dragon even existed, as he was busy exploring the wilderness. It's easy to survive a battle that you aren't apart of.
>>11271607
>>11271605
i don't know
but it takes ages to get this get that good
Thanks for crashing the dagger market and/or the entire burgeoning economy, Ikkun.
T-That'll be fixed in the next patch, don't worry!
>>11271616
Final battle with the Dragon
There's all sorts of medieval rpg funtimes to be had still
>>11271607
I did not expect to be tangling with a dragon today, but fortunately it seems this one was not very powerful. I was able to dispatch them with a few well timed attacks and careful avoidance.
>>11271607
>Knuvkles exits the dragons cave only to be burned to a crisp, coughing up dust and ash.
Alright, I'm never, EVER trusting moths again...
>Knuckles says in a raspy voice, before he falls to the ground, dead from third degree burns.
>>11271629
But is it the next level?
>>11271648
>The girl thinks very hard on wether she should respond to the boy's odd words
>>11271607
What sort of game has a final fight so early? Games are meant to have a consistent logic to them, a sort of agreed upon pace of sorts. Not nonsense like this.
>Being as far away as possible, dodging telegraphed attacks until the so called boss focuses on someone dealing damage was the most effective plan.
>>11271648
A career as a bugtester? Either I have a way of finding nonsense or it has a way of finding me. Either way, this New Game+ situation should be no issue with this much money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNZXDUZu2To
Much merriment revelry is to be had this da-
Egads! It seems that opening the castle up to about 12 random people wasn't the best idea after all.
>>11271648
So it seems I brought down a dragon only to be bested by wolves.
Perhaps my fight with that beast wore on myself more than I had anticipated... Nevertheless it seems it will be some time before I recover from the ordeal. I will have to consider what went wrong and prevent this from happening again.
>>11271673
yes
genesis does what nintendon't
>>11271692
why the fuck did i do that!?
>>11270840
>I accidentally passed out while typing. S-Sorry, Soudie pop
>>11271711
Wait is this inklang
Only a sixth of you lot made it past the first day. You deserve some peace and quiet after the dragon attack and botched royal assassination
>>11271700
Whatever you say man.
When did Mookoo get tramp stamps?
>>11271739
futa is disgusting
>>11271739
Fuck off Aron
who in this thread has nice rp
Human ability is limited enough as it is, and I doubt inklings have it much better.
A little girl visits the mass grave of those who fell to the Great Dragon. Children that young shouldn't have to experience such terrible loss.
>>11271739
What the fuck is up with that face lol
>>11271739
>>11271749
(Not me that's for sure.)
>>11271692
Good music, good duck. Not too happy with the company but all the duck I could want is hard to turn down. My sense of taste might be ruined again if I keep eating like a king.
>>11271723
More pointless encounters...
>Between being noticed and not being noticed, becoming invisible was easily more preferable and a lot easier especially in a forest such as this.
>>11271749
No one.
>>11271749
Me.
>>11271749
Ezreal
Knock Knock it's Knockles.
Killer Tennis
Of course someone with that many stray cats around him is super friendly.
Not too sure Dwarven craftsmen know how to make dualies or rollers, but you might walk out of there with a sick battleaxe.
>>11271749
I wish anon would notice me.
>>11271749
The rp died years ago.
Immortality AND a nice payday? Shit, this Inkling is really living the life!
wait a second...
Angry ghosts wanting to take revenge on the living, or dead adrenaline junkies wanting to feel the rush of falling to their deaths one more time?
>>11271815
Who can say why? A motive for the dead is something pointless to speculate about. Anything past the final fight was just filler so about now was a good point to end it anyway.
>>11271786
>Killer Tennis
?
The mental image of that 'lil fella suplexing a bear has propelled my sides into low orbit holy shit
Is Thorfinn a bad enough dude to hold off a vampire attack, or is an ink-based creature just at a disadvantage?
also FINAL FOUR
WILL THE WINNER BE
>moth
>vampire squid
>nordic warrior guy
OR
>small but powerful wrestler
>>11271718
>As if an attack switched turn on in Geese's head, he begins to brutally beat the anon to death with his plastic beak.
Do you really want to know? Do you really think I am the ink squid of rainbow?
>>11271749
Depends. Do you liko redongo bongoing, thnakarayaning and lmaojustice??
>>11271851
Smoll
What's your Pokemon?
>>11271857
butthurt detected
>>11271865
Apparently I'm a Meowstic
>>11271852
Go to bed gay boi
>>11271857
>>11271865
Pelipper.
I like Swellow better but that's alright.
>paying for things in a presumably free to play mmo
lmaoing at your life inkling
he may be a literal viking explorer, but Thorfinn just couldn't bring himself to pay the toll.
>>11271890
>even hg is pay2win
>>11271879
>Don't tell me what to do, mom.
>>11271890
>The squid babbles something in her language excitedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RBG4KLnGjY
Huh, so apparently "blow away" was in the literal sense. I guess this inkling is smarter than I gave her credit for.
Congratulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcWAQ5a1NdI
>>11271910
>all of the super lucky nufags like Karen and the Kyoukai girl who's name I can't remember just bought a beginner's package that included several free wins
It all makes sense now
Thank you all for helping out in the second open beta for The Kingdom: Reforged! The data we collected and your feedback will serve to make sure that the final launch will go as smooth as possible.
>>11271924
I am grateful for the opportunity.
>>11271924
>
>Thanks for this
>>11271948
Thank ya for hosting
>>11271924
Thankaranya for hosto bosto and congrats to Agent Squid.
>>11271948
Post summery
>>11271948
>Thank you.
>>11271948
Thanks for hosting
>>11271961
H-hey! You're a f-faggot! Fight me.
>>11271948
Thankaranya for the hosto bosto.
>>11271948
Thankaranya for the hosto bosto.
>>11271989
>>11271989
>>11271989
>before we sink
>>11271961