ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. what is your favorite bug?

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>>11191554
Don't make me pick, they are all great.

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>>11191554
they give me the creeps a little

>>11191554
I once met a Golisopod, he was very tall.
Also, lunch break!

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>>11192082
Oh
Its you
How is the tie i made you?

>>11192239
It's not choking me, and I got a few compliments today! How's your friend, did they ever... snap out of it?

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>>11191554
Don't have one, never been a fan of bug types.

Does anyone know if Gold posts here? I'd like to arrange a meeting with him, as I've found something I think he needs to see.

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>>11192466
Well, about that...
Shao got back to normal when i explained what happened, all of the sudden they started acting odd and chased after you really fast
But they didn't look for their surroundings and hit the wallat high speeds
He's on the pokemon center still
The nurses told that he will be okay

>>11192610
Oh, jeez, that's horrible...
They're in the hospital because of me...
I oughtta come visit,after work.
I'm, so so sorry...

>>11192824
No, it wasn't your fault
I'm a bit confused too but i'll ask him what happened amf why he acted like that

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>>11192849
(Fug)

>>11192527
not that ive seen

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>>11192891
Hmm, well, after what I've found, he's one of the only people I would trust to keep it safe, I'm not worthy of it.

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>>11192527
What do you want, Cloud junior? I'm a busy guy, things to do, places to be, like uh..
>He checks his day planner on another tab
>It's empty, like usual.
...Spa. Gotta be at the spa later. And Joey's probably gonna call me soon.

Also, it's Ethan.

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>>11193037
Ethan, okay. I found a Rainbow Feather, I'm pretty sure it should be yours.
I'll be camped outside the Burned Tower if you want to come pick it up.

>>11192849
Well... that may be tru, but I should still visit!

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>>11193110
You found a Rainbow Feather.
...
Alright, I'll be there in 10.
>Ethan, not Gold, that's stupid: Equip pants and head out on your bike, talking to yourself about how this is so a fucking trap the whole way.
>Bet myself 20 dollars I'm right.

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>>11193194
Well, a visit id welcome
He probably will wake up soon

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>>11193321
>When you get there, there's a guy in a long black coat, talking to his pokemon
"Leah please, we've gone over this, I'm not going to let this thing sit here to get yanked by someone, if what the vulpix said is true there's just a bunch of fire types guarding it right now, one water type would be all it takes to steal it."
>The Typhlosion growls at him
"No, I'm not using it myself, that's just asking for trouble"
>As he speaks, he's running a cloth coated in oil over a wooden scabbard that seems far too large for an ordinary sword, with a second one sitting on a cloth next to him, keeping it off the ground
>The things that go in these scabbards, two oversized keys, are likely floating behind him
>On his other side, a Dragonite and Absol glance at each other, sharing looks of mild concern
>He looks up as he hears the bike, taking a deep breath and putting aside the scabbard and polishing cloth.
"Good, you actually showed up, I was worried you wouldn't believe me."
>He pulls a small wooden box out of his satchel, standing up

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>>11193442
>Holy shit I'm so getting that 20 from myself.
Yeah, uh, not really something you hear that often, some rando finding what's basically considered a sacred artifact.
>He's staying on his bike, that's a few more pokemon than he'd be able to bolt from on foot.
Nice team, good mix, all that.
So, is that it in the box there?

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>>11193545
"Yeah, this is what I found it in."
>He walks over, handing it to the older boy
>It actually has the feather in it, he's not playing games here.
"Figure if anyone can keep it safe, it'd be you."
>He walks back to his team, hands in his pockets
"Shit, that vulpix will probably be mad at me... ah well, better to have an angry fox than an angry god bird."

>I don't think the guy that plays the vulpix is on, rip
>Quincy is an asshole to foxes

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>>11193581
>Cube of containment recieved.
Weird.
...It wasn't on like, an altar or anything, right?
>Let's pop that thing open and check for ruse cruises.
>..No, that's.. that's a rainbow feather.
>Fuck, okay, I can still get that 20 if he jumps me when I turn away.
>He sticks it in his hat like some monumental douche and stuffs the box in his hoodie.
>Quick glance in the general direction of Kalos.
Cause like, that'd be bad, you know? Monks and all that nonsense.

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>>11193682
"A bunch of ninetails and vulpix were protecting it, it was on a shelf. I'll explain to them why I gave it to you, shouldn't be a problem."
>He frowns
"If you have any ghost types, keep it away from them, my doublade got stoned just by being near it."

>>11191554
I want to get hot bug ovipositor

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>>11193729
>That's fuckin weird.
That's fuckin weird.
Doesn't sound like any of the altars though, so, should be good aside from the.. foxes.
>Why the hell?..
>wait what?
Really now? Maybe I should pay Morty a visit.
...To see if it's cursed.
Not to beat him up and take his lunch money while his team is high.
Yeah.
Thanks, weird mini Cloud.
>Disengage you tit.
>Fine, fine, shut your ass, Me.
Smell ya la.. wait no that's Gary's thing..
...
>You're an idiot.
Bye.
>And off he goes, pedaling at mach speed.
>Rolling for dank whoolies or eating dirt.

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>>11193873
>Rip, he ate dirt
"...Why do you use a bike anyways?"
>He walks over, offering a hand to help him up.
"And why do you keep calling me mini cloud? I'm Quincy."

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>>11193729
>As the Johto champion peddled away, one of the key blades floats forwards, until it is beside Quincy, clearly having waited for Ether to leave
"Hey boss, why did we just give that dude the warpy thing anyways?"

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>>11194030
>That he most certainly did.
Because Hoots is a weak bitch.
>Hand accepted, and yanked on.
>Ethan is once again upright.
thanks, don't tell him I said that he'll peck out my eyes while I'm asleep.
>He dusts himself off a bit
Because you look like a smaller Cloud.
less edgy on the hair more edgy on the attire.
Also cause I didn't know that.
>Remount bike.
>Let's try not to eat shit this time, ok stupid?
Quiznos, got it.
Lllllater.
>Off he goes, again.
>This time with feeling.
>And less wheelies.

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>>11194041
"Because he knows Ho-Oh on a personal level."

>>11194124
"...Bye."
>Quincy sags where he stands
"I fucking hate people. Soon as we're done here we're going back to China."

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>>11194173
"Whatever you say boss... "

"Anyways, what's the plan now? Where to next?"

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>Appear in a forest somewhere.
>Have no ideas where to go, nor what to do.
>Track the sun, head east.

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Hey PAR how easy is it to live without food?
And a couch?
...And basically anything?

>>11194423
not easy

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>>11194423
How comfortable are you with raiding fridges in the middle of the night

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>>11194439
Greaaaaaat.
>>11194457
I'm from Orre so let's answer that with yes.
Guess I've finally entered a true man's world or whatever.

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>>11194339
"We go back, Oath. Back to... Blackthorn."
>He glares up at the sky, a frown forming, brow furrowing
"Taking back our home, mom, just you watch."

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>>11194423
Not very.

>>11194457
Hey Mortyyyyy.
You mind if I drop by later?
I got something to show youuuu.

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>>11194423
This is why I took boyscouts. Humans are efficient. Like >>11194439
Said it will be difficult but once your survival instinct kicks in you will manage.

>>11194538
>keep it away from ghosts
>my Doublade got high from being near it
>Hey Morty

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>>11194423
.praying 4 u
.also sending you 500 tons of doritos
.haaaaaaaa

>>11194578
juice plz

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>>11194509
>Orre
Fridge raider, but if you get caught you get shot
Remember, spring locks can be undone with a plastic card, and garage doors can be opened with a coat hanger
>>11194538
Maybe
Do you have Surge or Joey with you

>>11194578
juice y

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>>11194545
>Shhh. Already covered that, bud.

>>11194624
Nope.
Well, I can't promise Joey isn't stalking me with his rats again, but no Surge.

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>>11194538
>>11194541
Well.
>>11194578
I'm 99% sure that's going to make me more rob prone. Thank you, though.
>>11194624
I'm not going to ask how you know that but thank you.

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>>11194600
>>11194655
.i have no mercy
>>11194702
.shit.
.what if i just order like
.ten billion guns to your house

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>>11194624
How many times do I have to tell you that "pretending to be a ghost" is not a valid excuse for breaking into houses and gas stations?

>>11194702
>Ring ring, its the local police

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>>11194702
... magic
Hey can I have those Doritos
>>11194686
Sweet
Bring snacks when you show up plz
All I have is tea
p.s something is gonna bite your ass in the next hour
or two
>>11194782
Ok but
Hear me out
What about
"Exorcising ghosts"?

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>>11194747
Very bad idea.
Hold on, please.
>>11194807
If you want to come all the way down to Pyrite be my guest.
>>11194788
>Click.
"This is detective Nathan, yes?"

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>>11194578
>>11194747
>Sipp
One of your children I mean AI derivatives learned to fly I mean adapted well to an UAV body I built and plan to commercialize
Robot business about to take flight heh

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>>11194846
.hella
.next you give them diamond encrusted claws that can kill anything

>>11194747
>.ten billion guns to your house
>Somewhere in Orre, an Orre resident has an intense orgasim.

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>>11194807
Yeah I'll bring some fuckin uhhhhh..
Bagel Bites? I hope you like RC Cola, got a ton on sale.
...
is it a rat.
>Not Gold, Ethan: Peek through your blinds, searching for crazy rat children.

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>>11194899
"WRRRRRRRRRRYY"
>Bite ass and run

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>>11194702
Well good luck I'm sure you'll manage with your skills.

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>>11194807
Without the permission of the residents or owners?

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>>11194825
Fuck
Can't
Got Gym leader stuff to do
Like antagonize Surge and Sabrina
>>11194899
Maybe
Potentially
Define rat
I can, with 55% certainty, say that it is probably not me
>The individual who Morty will probably call Gold anyway for shits and giggles can't really see anything through Morty's windows...
>Mostly because of cobwebs
>>11194927
"Oh hey. I was right. It wasn't me."
>>11194935
... yes
I am exorcising non Pokemon ghosts without the permission of the residents
And also sometimes fetching my Pokemon

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>>11194876
Perfect, they will go in the luxury murder package.

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>>11194988
.shit what after that
.do we take over alola
.im claiming kingship right now

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>>11195003
I did it before it was cool.

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>>11194927
>The sound of a thousand girls screaming NANI echos throughout Johto.
>Ethan learned Hyper Voice.
How the fuck did you get in my house?!
god fuck ow.
>He slumps onto his desk
why do children have such painful teeth.
why are children such awful creatures.
why me.

>>11194987
It was fucking Joey.
I'll be over in a couple hours, my ass hurts too much to ride.

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>>11195052
"Ha."

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>>11195003
First Sinjoh, we have as much of a valid case on it as Kanto.
Which is actually nothing at all.
>Beep boop private message
>"There's also uranium in there"

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>>11195052
Haha same
... I mean
Rip?

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>>11194987
Hmph, like trainer, like pokemon.

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>>11194927
>>11195052
"Joey touched Ethan-San? Jooooooooooooey needs to diiiiiiiie!~"

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>>11195148
>>11195206
...
Did I leave the back door unlocked again?
Also please don't kill him.

>>11195196
...
Lewd.

>Once it was quitting time, The worried Lucario went on its way to Castellia. Which, From Jubilife, was some distance, especially with some of the pit stops along the way.
>Before long, The Luc was nothing more than two legs and palms holding dozens of bouquets.
>He rushed around the town, before finding its local pokemon center.
>He asked about any recent patients to the receptionist that greeted him.

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>>11195206
"Oh fuck no, I'm out."
>>11195196
Psst Morty do you have room for a twenty year old lesbian with too much time?
>>11195237
"Brah, I'm not dealing with her shit. Have fun."
>Crystal fled!

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>>11195237
>>11195246
"You're next Kris-san!"
>Wild Lyra left.

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>>11195243
>The resident nurse seems quite suprise at this line of questioning, after all, most have a particular patient in mind when they visit
"We treat quite the variety of patients here, and I'm sure many of them would love a bouquet like that. Unfortunately, Center policy prohibits mass gift distributions for safety reasons. I'm terribly sorry, but unless you have a specific patient in mind, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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>>11195237
ANYWAY
You need a ward
I got wards o plenty
>>11195246
Yeah sure
One of the gym aides recently had an...
... incident...
and had to leave
You can have her room or whatever
>>11195203
Like trainer like Pokemon?
Does this apply to you too?
Because this would answer where Abra's got their silver spoons
They were born with them up their asses

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>>11195286
"Eat my dick."
>>11195302
Yeah, I had a few incidents recently too.
Being open about your sexuality is fun when you own a fire dog. Anyway be there in like ten.

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>>11195246
Wait Kris no take me with you!
fuck.

>>11195286
aw hell, that's not good.

>>11195302
Will a ward work on psychotic girls?
Alternatively, do you do restraining orders?

>>11195295
>He thinks for a moment, collecting his thoughts.
It's a Mienshao, about Ye high.
>He can't move his paws due to the gifts he's holding, and his voice is the slightest bit muffled due to all the flowers.
They ran into a tree going at Mach 57, they pretty much broke... everything maybe?
I... i don't really have to get rid of the flowers, do I?

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>Arrive in a small town.
>Have no idea where this is.
>Wander through the town, glancing at all of the strange buildings.
>Avoid the people.
>Eventually become tired and sit down on the nearest bench.
>This is fine.

>>11195399
>Squint.
"What the fuck."
>Whip out PDA.
PAR there's a fucking ayylmao in Phenac what do.

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>>11195325
You had a miscarriage after drinking mugwort tea too? Wow.
Gotta write up that bill that lets being gay be legal
Wanna help me out?
>>11195351
I mean
I could make one for a specific girl
But it'd be harder
And you'd probably need a lot of them

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>>11195431
Nah it was more like, hang on.
>The trainer lets herself in.
"Sup big M. I'm good to help write that shit if you are. Oh yeah."
>She tosses a brown paper bag to Morty's feet.
"I got you some of that Unovan shit since I was there. Bruce Banner 3 or whatever."

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>>11195302
Hmph.
At least I'm not the one smoking myself into an early grave.

>>11195426
Is that near Area 51?

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>>11195431
Lyra.
She scares me, dude.
I'll double up the Bagel Bites and throw in some of those new Stuffed Nachos if you can manage to do it.

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>>11195383
"Oh, you do have a patient? No no sir, I'm sure they would love some flowers."
>after a quick search on her computer, it's a simple manner to track down the only Mienshao currently being treated for major blunt force trauma
"The Mienshao is in room 3042, so that's down the hall to the left, up the elevator to the third floor, and down the even numbered hallway..."
>after a brief pause, The receptionist continues, this time breaking out of the stereotypical "calm call center" voice, into a more personal tone
"Thank you for doing this, seriously. I saw that poor little thing get wheeled in, It deserves all the comfort it can get."

>>11195486
Not that I fucking think. Do I go touch it?

>>11195594
Yes
Report back

>>11195573
>If anyone could see the fighting type's face through the flowers, it'd be one washed with shame and guilt
>He thanked the receptionist with a hushed tone, made his way towards the room.
>This, of course took him a few minutes longer than he should, dropping a bouquet or two, and getting lost on the way.
>When he reached the room, He gave a soft salutation, considering that the Mienshao probably had a migrain post impact.
H-Hey, I uh... heard what happened
Got you some flowers!...

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>>11195426
Pics or it didn't happen
>>11195471
Jokes on you Sabrina, my health is perfectly average
>>11195467
>Morty's sitting on the floor with a pair of reading glasses - notably lacking their lenses - and a typewriter.
"Bruce Banner 3? Holy fucking shit, which organ did you sell?"
>He stretches and cracks his knuckles
"Anyway, I know shit about law stuff. Kinda stealing Bugsy's ideas here and proposing it gets put into effect in Azalea and Ecruteak first as practice."
>>11195560
Sweet shit, I'll do it
Get me a vial of her blood and a lock of hair, I'll do the house cleansing shit

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>adri awaits for shao to wake up
>the nurse said they would wake up at any moment now

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>>11195664
"Nah, the person selling it needed a favor. It's all yours, I don't do that shit."
>She sits down cross legged giving a shrug.
"If you steal the same basic shit Bugsy did you should be fine. Maybe, uh, ask Lance for a larger budget and hire some more cops or get an IP place up here."

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>>11195643
>The weasel sits up in response to the sudden noise, the majority of its face covered in bandages of various shapes and sizes.
>When Mienshao turns towards the voice, Lucario notices that it's eyes are completely covered by tight wrappings
"W-W-Who's there?"

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>>11195664
Alright, guess I just need to wait for her to make me a lunch or something. Should cover those and more.

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>>11195643
Oh hello there, you came
>>11195732
He's tjat lucario that i sold the tie
Don't worry about it

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>>11195775
Don't eat it
She'll pull some fae rules on you or whatever
"Gold you ate my food, I own you forever~"
>>11195730
"Bigger budget? Sweet, hold on..."
>Morty whips a phone out from his pocket, sending Lance a quick text
>'lance bb im making it gay up in ecruteak'
>'more money plz'
"Alright, call it. How pissed will Surge be?"

>>11195675
Oh, you're here, are they doing okay?
>The lucario starts setting the pots and plastic cases filled with flowers down.
>>11195732
It's... me, the dummy who booped your head.
S-sorry about that.
>He couldn't bare to look at what he did. Trying not to face the blind Weasel.
I got you some.. flowers...

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>>11195790
>Mienshao turns toward the new voice, seemingly quite calm compared to its early reactions to mentions of the Lucario
"Oh, alright... thanks for that..."
"By the way..."
"Who are you?"

>>11195790
Of course I'd come, I kinda... caused this, it seems...And yes, I am Mister Tie McGee.
>Directing that message towards the Mienshao, trying to lighten the mood.

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>>11195827
>"Alright but you're going to have to make sure most of your citizens agree and at least half of the Johto gym leaders vote yes."
>"That unilateral thing was a bit stupid."

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>>11195831
"You booped... my head?"
>Mienshao head tilts to the side, as far as it's bindings allow anyways
"Now why did you go and do something like that?"

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>>11195831
he recovered not long ago
>>11195845
It's me, adri, we are friends
Did you forget me?

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>>11195827
Yeah no, I don't eat food I don't make anymore.
I learned that lesson in Unova.
If you ever visit, don't eat the taco trucks food.

Ethan.

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>>11195664
Perfectly average for a Pokemon Tower resident.

>>11195883
Well...
>He's still placing the flowers. He gives a sigh.
I... wanted to 'Shake your hand'. The humans at the office do it. It seemed like the polite thing to do.
I'm very sorry. As for who I am?
I'm just a business man.

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>>11195890
"Adri?"
>The Mienshao struggles under the covers, and eventually manages to get one of its paws up and able to scratch its bandages chin in thought
"...nope, can't remember an Adri. You sure you have the right mienfoo?"

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>>11195920
"Well, in that case, I forgive ya... It's nonbig deal"
"Wait.. did you mention flowers?"

>>11195980
>The room, at this point, was drowning in a rainbow of petals and get well soon cards.
...maybe.

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>>11196000
"Oh boy! Master loves flowers, I can't wait to show them to him!"
" Hold on... can you describe them? I want to see if I can get started on a poem for em"

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>>11195827
>roll to ovi

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>>11195913
Nooooope
Average all around
Want my last medical checkup?
>>11195879
>'shit'
>'okay so im 90% sure ecruteak is fine with it'
>'and both bugsy and i are voting yes'
>'if i fuck up trying to seduce your cousin or something leave a kick ass candle in my room'
>>11195907
But Hibiki-chan
Does this mean you don't eat the snacks you buy
Are we leaving random names at the end of our posts now?

Jimmy

>>11195933
>>11195980
>>11196032
dude please wait for your (You)s

>>11196060
(I fucked up early, set a pattern, and was rolling with it.My b, I'll be more considerate now)

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>>11196043
>"Posting a questionnaire won't hurt. Clair is a maybe, Pryce or Whitney would be easier to convince but I'll be there for your funeral if you get eaten by a Garchomp."

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>>11195933
>she's confused but a tries not to make him remember forcefully
Well, i guess you just didn't remember since you can't see me
But i carried you here when you got in the accident

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Hey boys~

>>11196175
Go away buckteeth, nobody wants a peice of that

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>>11196196
Those are fangs.

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>>11196042
"Uh, that's."
>>11196043
"Uh..."

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>Move on.
>Somewhere else may hold answers.
>Remain exhausted.
>Sleep is needed, but not easily obtained.
>They did give a few things to prepare for this.
>Toss out the strange ball.
>Light, then an odd creature.
>An insectoid horse, perhaps.
>Get on, allow it to go somewhere while sleeping.
>They are useful, and there are two other red and white orbs.
>Plan to open them later to see what they contain.
>Nod to the creature.
>Start moving through, and if uninterrupted, out of town.

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>>11196043
Why do you think I'm offloading them onto you?
I mean like, non-processed shit or whatever people call it.
If someone sends me homemade cookies those are going to Elm.
He could stand to eat a little more anyways.
My name is Ethan, you dork.

Bimmy.

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>>11196043
Spare me your life, or rather, unlife details.
I foresee a man half made of smoke locked into a home that is not his.

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>>11196308
Soooooo you won't drink my tea
Sure it is, Armonio.
Next you'll tell me shorts aren't actually and easy to wear.
>>11196319
Yeah and I foresee an accident involving you and a pendulum later
Watch out for those Hypnos
>>11196083
>"Eaten by a Garchomp or "eaten" by a Gggggggggggggggggg"
>He doesn't finish the message, having gotten jumped by a spider
>Lance will have to deal with the message as is
>>11196042
>Morty's not currently standing around nude, so I'm assuming the spoder forced him to the ground, yoinked his pants down, and shoved an ovipositor up his ass.
>His moan and ragged gasps are loud and harsh
"卑劣なクソのクモ。"
>He quickly scrambles to get his clothes back into place before anyone see-
>>11196285
"...."
>The gym leader awkwardly clears his throat and offers a smile
"That your spider?"

>>11196387
(Fuck, I fucked it)
(Should be "aren't actually comfy and easy to wear with a "Timmy" at the bottom of that response)

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>>11196300
>See... it pass by.
>Look away in confusion.
>Can't help but stare a little though.

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>>11196088
"Oh! You are the one that brought me here? Thank you for that."

"Does that mean you know why I'm here?"
"Or why I feel so weird?"

>>11196300
>Where is this mysterious man
>And is he going to pull magic powers out of his ass?

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>>11196436
>a bit surprised he didn't call her mistress yet
Well, you started running and hit your face on the wall
You might have a bit of amnesia due to that trauma
And you need to stay on those bandages until the nurse says so

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>>11196387
"Uhhhhhhhh."
>Return lewd spider.
"S-sorry."
>Last 5 numbers in cash for Morty.
>Fucking run.

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>>11196387
>Roll to fertilize.

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>>11196387
"Looks like he got jumped by a ghost."
>"If your dad killed you I'm not finding a replacement."

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>>11196405
>Look at staring person.
>Consider interaction.
>Lay back down on the insect-horse-thing.
>Nod to acknowledge them.

>>11196450
>Have no idea of current location.
>Recall capabilities.
>Reduction in fall speed, decent stamina, lack of speaking ability.
>Weak telekinesis, enough to lift small objects such as the strange ball from earlier.
>May not be enough to survive here.
>Time will tell.

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>>11196481
"Amnesia?"
>the question mark is almost visible above the weasels bound face
"But I don't know that move?"

>>11196436
>>11196481
Oh my god I just killed your business.
>He says, looking frantically at the Bishop and the Injured friend, a panicked look on his face.

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>>11196387
I wouldn't drink your tea even if I wasn't paranoid about bad food.
No offense.
It is!
And shorts are sure a hell of a lot better than capris.

Dimmy.

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>>11196565
>Notices the nod.
>He responds with a short wave to be polite.

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>>11196586
You got me there
but apparently there is two kinds of amnesia, the move and when you lose recent memory
I hope you get better, mienshao
>she accidentally drops that he's not a mienfoo

>>11196627
(I'm sorry)
>>11196591
It wasn't our fault and i will fond out a way to solve this

>>11196032
And... About the flowers... There's red ones, blue ones, Big ones, small ones. Carnations, Sun Flowers, Baby's breath,
>The list went on. Pointing to each example in the room, and smiling a bit as he feels good about the multitude of his gifts.
A-a lot of these are my favorites. I didn't know yours, so... I just tried to get every one I could.

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>>11196591
"What's wrong? Did something happen? What business?
>Second hand panic is go
>>11196627
"Mienshao? Come on lady, it's not that hard to tell us apart! Mienshao have these giant whiskers."
>The weasel looks towards Adri, it's whiskers confined in the maze of headwraps
" Do you see any of those here?"
>>11196721
"Woah woah woah, you brought how many flowers?"

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>>11196506
>One hand gets slapped over his own mouth, the other goes to grab a Pokeball
>This isn't a happy Morty
>>11196495
>Once he's gone the Gym leaders removes his hand from his mouth, letting out a wince and a drawn out moan before heading to his room to get changed
>How many eggs did the spider get in him? Let's find out...
>Assuming Ariados works like a normal spider... Last three numbers/2
>>11196527
>'lance'
>'random spider just egged me'
>'what do'
>'im too young for kids'
>>11196616
What the shit
My tea is amazing
Yeah, if you couldn't tell I'm just fucking with you, Simhyang
Not even I would forget the name of the Champion

Fimmy

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>>11196776
>"you what"
>"Fuck, I have no idea. Minimal movement? Talk to Bugsy?"

>>11196627
L-look if you need compensation, I have tons saved up, I'll. I'll do anything please, I'm so so so so sorry.
>>11196756
Okay, Let's see... That's... twenty flowers in one of them fancy buckets, and and and... there's like 15 buckets...

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>>11196756
>she does an awkward chuckle
Sorry i got the two names mixed up, you never did tell me your name

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>>11196387
There is no Hypno training booked for the rest of the week, not anymore.

>>11196841
>>11196855
(Again sorry)
No, it's alright i do have a ton of money saved
I am good

ORREAN MAN

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>>11196826
>'got egg by a spider'
>'bugsy acted like i was about to murder him and ran off'
>'so unless you got his number or something'
>'hey lance can i borrow a cloak or overly large t shirt or something'
>>11196864
Remember the last two times you tried to avoid predictions?
The gum incident and the spoon incident?

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>>11196776
What kind of tea is it then?
I couldn't. Blame everyone else in the region unironically calling me gold.
Calem doesn't have to put up with this.
..Then again that's balanced out by being Kalosian I suppose.

Kimmy.

>>11197064
Kek

>>11197074
>"Fuck. I'll call him up I guess."
>"Give me a bit and I'll be down there."
-Lance

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I'm so tired

>>11197155
What's wrong you flying jelly bean?

>>11197064
TAKE ME BY THE HAND

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>>11197170
I just haven't been sleeping much these past few days

>>11197206
Hmmm... Do you know why?

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>>11196855
"My name?"
"Oh, that's easy.. it's Fushigi"

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>>11197129
>'k'
>'im just hiding out in my room so'
>'let yourself in'
>>11197090
... which one?
Most of the time I drink Mugwort
But I've got other stuff too.
I think it's because of that manga
You remember the one
The one based off of all the champion's adventures?
They called you Gold in that one
And Silver's name is actually Silver sooo
Idk I guess everyone just assumed

Gimmy

>>11196874
A-alright. Just, if there's anyways I can help...
>>11197217
FUSHIGI!
T-that's a great name!

>>11197074
Mere flukes.
Congratulations on being a father.

-Sabrina, unable to post pics due to Clover crashes

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>>11197243
It's okay, he might return to normal sokn
>>11197217
Fushigi, beatiful name
It suits you
My name is adrienne, adri for short

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>>11197213
Just keep having those dreams again day after day
I don't know why it started repeating

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>>11197243
"Thanks flower man, I like it too."

"Actually, what's your name? Master would be so mad if he found out I got all these flowers from a man with no name. Would probably go on some spiel about "respect" or "protocol""
>>11197303
"Ooh! Adrienne is a great name! So elegant and graceful! I bet master would love you!"

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>>11197219
>Lance: Arrive.
"I just grabbed some larger stuff from the store."
>Lance has a bag of larger shirts and pants.
"Tell me you aren't going to go nude for the next few weeks."

>(WBNG) -- A Orrean man who admitted to brutally killing his aunt's dog in the town of Pyrite will spend four months in prison, a judge ruled Thursday.

Kyle Corbin, 18, was sentenced to four months in prison and five years of probation by Judge Kevin Dooley, according to the Pyrite District Attorney's Office. As part of the probation, Corbin is not allowed to own a pet for the duration of the probation, prosecutors

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>>11197379
pew pew pew pew pew pew

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>Quincy appears at the edge of Blackthorn city, letting go of his Doublade after stepping out of the shadows.
"Alright, motherfucker, let's see if you're still here..."

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>>11197411
>Nom ass.

>>11197352
I-it's... It's Gatsby.
It's nice to meet you!.
Really, you don't have to thank me.
>>11197303
L-let's hope
>He says, under his breath

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>>11197254
Hahaha
Sabrina
I'm a DILF now
>>11197362
"Nah. A tight sweater is just kinda uncomf right now."
>Morty wriggles out of his sweater and pants, sliding into a baggy t shirt and sweats
"Careful Lance, you never know where the spiders are hiding in this house."
>He downs the cup of tea that was sitting on his bedside table
"Anyway, did you get a hold of Bugsy?"

>>11197352
>she blushes towards the compliments
Thank you, for the compliment
Is you master strict with you?
>>11197447
I hope too Gatsby
-adri

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>>11197219
Okay, you say mugwort and my mind says swamp water and witches around a cauldron.
Probably stoned witches.
..Right.
Those stupid comics.
Silver is a dumb name but at least it's real, you know?

Zimmy.

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>>11197422
>Dubs nom
>PAIN
>You shredded his coat, and his pants underneath, and probably left several deep bite marks in his ass that are now bleeding all over the damn place
>Won't be the first scars he's gotten, definitely won't be the last, but he'll probably live.
>He throws out a pokeball containing a Dragonite, pointing at the other Dragon
"XEM, OUTRAGE!"
>Assuming the Garchomp is level 80
>252+ Atk Dragonite Outrage vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Garchomp: 276-326 (95.8 - 113.1%) -- 75% chance to OHKO

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>>11197467
"I'm just going to pretend there aren't ovipositors being pointed at me like guns from the rafters."
>Lance texts Bugsy once more.
"I did but I think you scared him off."

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>>11197568
>gdi i suck at rping here
>Garchomp gets KOed rip

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>>11197447
"Of course I do silly, you visited me and brought flowers, what have I done to deserve such a treat? Regardless of your reasons, the least I can say is thank you!"
>>11197482
"Master is wonderful, he always says that the most important thing to do to improve, is to go out and live. So basically, I get to do whatever I want, it's great!"
>Fushigi glances at its two new friends, clearly getting exited
"When I get out of here, you guys should totally come with me! Master would be super grateful, and when he's happy like that he makes dumblings! And then we can sit and eat the dumblings and be friends? You guys want to be friends.. right?"

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>>11197590
>Sorry, this character is kinda bad about aggro
>Would you mind if Quincy caught you? So you didn't need to pounce someone to get interaction?
"Fucking why... ow ow ow"
>Quincy stands up, wincing.
"I need a hospital... fuck..."
>He looks down the road, towards Blackthorn
"Guess it's on the way..."

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>>11197422
>>11197568
"BOSS WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Oath starts frantically flying around, part securing the perimeter, venting panic
"YOU DIDNT TELL ME THIS PLACE HAD RANDOM DRAGONS
>>11197630
"Boss grab the fuck on, I can sneak you out of this! Please!"

>>11197467
You know well that I abhor the "F", keep your fantasies to yourself.

-Sabrina

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>>11197578
>Roll for ovi

>>11197611
Yeah, of couse we can be friends fushigi
We could even be best friends
And your master sounds fun
-adri

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>>11197503
Bitch I am a stoned witch
Speaking of witch stuff
I won't be able to clean your house n shit
Something came up
Either wait a few weeks for that warding shit or like
Idk
Move in here or whatever
Assss for those comics...
Red, Blue, Green, Silver, Crystal, Ruby, Sapphire, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Black, White, Sun, and Moon all actually have those names last I checked
You're kinda one of the weirdos who doesn't share their comic name
>>11197578
"Rippo. You want tea or something? Dad can go make it."
>He glances over at the paper still in the typewriter
"I wrote up that law thingy, it's on the typewriter if you want it. Mostly just yoinked the stuff Bugsy already said."
>>11197705
Ew
I never said the "F" was in reference to you
Gross
Bitch jus-
Brb, something happened
>>11197716
"Get outta here, I was gonna introduce Lance to the gay!!"
>He reaches into his pile of clothes, chucking a shoe at the Scolipede's head

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>>11197716
>Lance shivers and yelps at having a horse cock inject eggs into him.
>Last two numbers/2
>>11197740
>The champion lays there, trying not to vomit
"Yeah, sure, tea."

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>>11197726
"Yaaay"
>Fushi tries to do a little happy dance, buts it's actions are quite restricted by the bindings and bedsheets

>>11197611
Really. It's nothing j-just some dumb plants, honestly!
And well, it's not what you did. It's what I did to you...
You're really hurt, you know?

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>>11197798
>Roll to fertilize

>>11197801
>she hurries close to him
Be careful, i don't think you should move that much yet
At least wait for the nurse
-adri

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>>11197651
"Oath... it's the Dragon Town, we LIVED here, how the fuck did you forget the constant invasion of Dratini and Dragonair?"
>He sucks air through his teeth, trying to adjust his coat to cover his exposed ass and looking down at the Garchomp
>Guess they vanished, fucking RIP
>He leaves it, grabbing onto the keyblade and recalling Xem, flying to the hospital
>rolling for hours until he's bandaged up, last number

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>>11197801
>>11197814
>>11197851

"Ah-hem"
>The polite, yet firm intruption comes from the a nurse, who has been silently waiting for quite some time
>with clear regret written upon her face she says:
"I'm sorry to interrupt, but visiting hours end in less than a minute. Please try to wrap things up, the patient needs its rest"

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Is now a bad time to mention I need to oviposit into someone soon?

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>>11197910
You have to or need to?

>>11197888
>The keys got nothing

>>11197906
>The lucario gave a nod, and a wave to the other two. before stepping out. He left quickly and awkwardly. His guilt pushing him out faster than his own two legs. He was on his way home.

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>>11197928
Both.
Ffffffffuck I'll go find Sun or something.

>>11197906
Oh, sorry about that nurse
>adri looks at the mienshao
I promise that i will come back tomorrow fushi so you won't be lonely
>she leaves the room
-adri

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>>11197817
"I told you to SCRAM."
>Mismagius going for a Shadow Ball
>It's only a 3hko at the same level
248 SpA Mismagius Shadow Ball vs. 248 HP / 0 SpD Scolipede: 117-138 (47.9 - 56.5%) -- 30.5% chance to 2HKO after Black Sludge recovery
>>11197798
"Dad, go get some tea."
>The Gengar leaves the room, and Morty moves onto the floor next to Lance, rubbing circles on his back.
>>11197910
... hot
I thought legendaries didn't lay eggs?

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>>11196624
>Nod again.
>Waving is difficult when exhausted and laying on the back of a moving insect.
>Food may be a good idea, but that will come later.
>Pat the bug's flank to get across that it needs to keep moving.
>If odds, fall off.

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>>11197910
>>11197990
Morty is already full.
>>11198004
"Is this what being pregnant is like? I feel like I'm going to die."
>Lance groans.
"What did I do to deserve this?"

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>>11197910
>>11197990
>Sippp
>Command to Model-02 Prototype: watch over Sun's apartments

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>>11198004
You know the cells?
Yeah.

>>11198067
Shit.

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>>11197740
Exactly.
That's fine, I'll just uh.. charge my tazer I guess.
>He does that right now so he doesn't forget in five seconds.
Was the last time you checked with the mango? The only ones I don't know the names of are Big Red, uh.. god I can never keep track of which one is blue or green but I know Gary, Sun, and Moon.
Maybe they all just accept it, I dunno.

>This is Alolan News Network with a breaking report.
>Three electronics stores have been broken into and cleaned out completely! Authorities are urging citizens to watch for anyone with a large amount of electronics.
>We will update you on this story as news continues!

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>>11198067
"I'm not a chick, I wouldn't know. Here, just... Lay down. "
>He runs a hand through Lance's hair
"I think it's a Johto thing."
>>11198124
Huh. Shit.
Yeah uh....
Do you know how many eggs a spider lays?
>>11198152
They all said those were their names when posting here so...
I think the ""normal"" name is their middle name?
Dunno, maybe ask next time one posts.

>cant do anything and only get ignored unless i grab a legendary, protagonist, rival, team leader or super powerful antag
haha fuck

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>Packing up things

>>11198339
>"Troublesome"
>"Will need to get everything from other regions."

>>11198425
same, desu. no adventure anymore

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>>11198425
(Where's your character at? You might just be in one of the deadzones. Like Unova. Or Hoenn.)
>>11198339
Where would... Where would that even get hidden?? A warehouse?? That's a lot of stuff to try and hide.

>>11198425
>>11198480
(Can you fucks stop whining? Seriously I try to make adventure for you people and bring plots and I get no bites. That or I get a bite from someone who proceeds to leave the next day.)

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>>11198339
I smell sin.

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>>11198416
Will do.
i mean seriously that can't be it who names their kid green or whatever. Like I can sort of get Sun if it's some lameass dad joke situation, but the rest?
Man, I need to do some Questioning.
Make like Malva, get some real dirt.

>>11198425
(I feel this feel. Everyone usually just stops talking to me after a bit when I post as any of my other dudes.)

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>>11198416
>Lance groans, laying down.
"I'm never bottoming in my life."
>Lance pulls his phone out, clearing his meetings for the next few weeks.

Yo, how are you out of Johto peeps doin?

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>>11198060
"See you around I guess."
>Assuming they are going to leave off and go somewhere he himself begins to walk away not wanting to be to much over a bother.

>>11198541
would you mind posting who you are ooc or your chars so i can try to help?
plz
im tired of asking this and getting ignored

I'm heading home after tonight. If the Alolan guy is still here, I went and checked out a few things. Had the SPAM musubi, and ate some malasadas. I went through a lot of my money, but I also managed to check out the dances. Marowaks are different here. So are a few other pokemon. Brink liked the trip, and I can't say that I didn't enjoy it either. I like the sweeter malasadas, by the way.
I'm going home tomorrow. Spending the night at a small hotel in Hau'Oli, then leaving first thing.

>>11198644
(Of a bother.*)

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>>11198601
I haven't seen a single fucking sticky note in a week and the guy I was hanging around vanished into the night after I got hammered as hell one night
I'm confused as fuck, that's what

>>11198654
That sounds sweet as hell, wish I had enough to take a trip there.

>>11198672
Those weirdo psychic notes? Sheesh, at least they stopped.

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>>11198570
"Righto, the Lance ass is off limits. Got it."
>Morty's Gengar offers lance the tea, patting his son on the head and leaving afterwards
"Quick question though... Do we go to jail over this?"
>>11198541
Falkner's real name is "Peregrine Falcon Man" and you're questioning the names 'Green' and 'Diamond'?

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>>11198654
The hell is home at?
>>11198714
Yeah, I guess.
But it means he fucking got away with it.

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>>11198768
"I would have tried bottoming too. Not now. Not ever."
>Lance downs the tea without a second thought.
>He squints down at it, sending Clair a text.
"If you poisoned my tea you do. Otherwise no, we don't."

>>11198714
It was fun. I would suggest it, but over better circumstances.

>>11198796
Slateport. I'm taking a flight back.

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>New trick: Go.
>Rolling for amount of benches in Alola that can be trapped with Stored Power, last number. 0 = 10

>>11198913
>A bench fucking explodes as a random man sits in it.

>>11198953
>THIS IS CHANNEL FIVE
>REPORTS ARE COMING UP OF EOD'S FOUND ACROSS ALL OF ALOLA. RESIDENTS ARE TOLD TO STAY INSIDE.

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>>11198648
(Uh, if this weren't public I might answer that, sorry.)
(Paranoia is a hell of a drug.)

>>11198768
...
>Oh my god.
>Birdbrain is so getting bullied next time I see him holy shit that is amazing.
Yes.
Especially Ruby and Pearl.

>>11198979
b o n e s ?

>>11198961
>A young man looks on as the news keeps flashing by.
>Gripping his Sylveon tightly, he says,
"Good thing we're leaving tomorrow, right Brink?"
>It yips in agreement, and he scratches them behind the ear.
"Just remind me to avoid sitting down, alright?"
>He laughs, and is sure that Brink would be too, if they could.

>>11199107
guess again

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>>11198961
What the flying fuck

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>>11198961
(The hell does EOD even mean? Everything I see says it means "End Of the Day" or "Every Other Day".)
>>11199107
(I thought we moved past the callout bullshit, anon?)
>>11198979
They're popular girl names in English speaking places
Maybe their parents reeeeally wanted girls.
>>11198803
"No one's expecting you to."
>Morty responds with a sigh and a chuckle.
"Me? Poison people? Noooo. Mugwort/Pennyroyal/Southernwood tea is perfectly fine... Unless you're a woman, in which case it forces a period."
>He clears his throat, pouring more tea
"Not that this is what you're drinking. You're drinking Lemonbalm tea right now."

>>11199202
(Explosive Ordinance)

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>>11198953
>>11198961
(I uh wasn't expecting benches to explode that seems kind of really strong for a move with base 20 power but, uh, alright.)
(Does anyone even want psyguy around anymore?)

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>>11199202
>Lance merely shrugs.
"If you're going to poison me use something strong. What does Lemonbalm do, exactly?"
>He squints Morty over, sipping the tea.

>>11199226
(I apologize, I thought it'd be humorous. But don't go! I'll try better next time.)

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>>11199198
(You're not me.)

>>11199202
Pearl's just a granny name these days though.
Super out of style.
Maybe there's some sort of cosmic thing going on, making all the parents of important people name them horribly.
I'm gonna need more tinfoil.

>>11199226
(I think psyguys kinda neat.)

>>11198953
>>11198961
>>11199157
>>11199200
>Random anon GMs for someone
>Everyone replies
>Person doing the plot threatens to leave
can we not do this

>>11199226
( Keep him. Seems like a good antagonist, though their motive needs to be more apparent. Also, people are probably just overplaying the power of this psychic shit. )
( Either way, maybe let the dude have an appearance at some point. Might make people more willing to interact. As is, I think people are avoiding it because they don't want to lose their characters. )
( Last dude to try it ended up escalating a situation to the point where everyone was pissed. Not a fun situation, that one. )

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>>11199332
(Sorry, I just didn't like that Psyguy's apparent power went from being able to do low to medium physical harm to Exploding Everything. it gives off the wrong vibe.)
(I didn't really enjoy that a bunch of humans got killed in one hit from the notes but I can't really fix that now.)
>>11199341
(Thank.)
>>11199351
(He's not even strong enough to kill someone in one hit with a trap. If he was it'd have to be a move that did 100+ BP and that's more of an endgame goal. Anyway thank you I'll see what I can do.)

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>A young Alolan man sits on a bench to enjoy a fresh bagel and coffee.
>Is this bench trapped?
>Knowing his luck? Most likely.

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>>11199341
You're right
How else would you end up with the name 'Ethan'
Must be godly intervention
>>11199251
"It's for anxiety, stress, and insomnia. The best I can do without busting out narcotics."
>A squint for a squint.
"Do you want an ice pack?"

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>>11199532
>Lance sighs.
"I mean if you start smoking whatever Erika's been supplying with you I'm not leaving for a few days at least."
>The dragon man groans lightly.
"Sure, why not."

>>11199408
>Another young man walks by, looking tired as all hell.
>Being unable to sleep wasn't the best thing to be paired with clinical mental issues.
>A Sylveon keeps pace beside him, looking at the sights the late night offered.
>The man waves to the other, sitting man, whose bench hasn't attacked them, it seems.

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>>11199532
Oh you did not just go there.
I'm so covering your gym in D.A.R.E. stickers, Mortimer.
Do you want a "Foxy Grandpa" hat? I'm sure I can find one in Goldenrod.

>Kssssssssht, this is an APB to all Johtoian police. We have a suspect in club Dragonite at Olivine.
>7 confirmed dead, 10 injured, requesting backup ASAP.

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>>11197888
>About two hours later, Quincy is out of the hospital, wearing a not-shredded cloak and pair of pants again.
>His ass is still sore, and he's been told not to run for the next week or the stitches will tear, but he's otherwise fine.
"Right, time to see if that bastard is still walking around like he owns the place..."
>He marches through town, towards an office building that houses one business in particular
>Bad Dragon
>He stands at the door, looking up.
"If he's not here, this is going to be an embarrassing waste of time..."

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>>11199408
>He's lucked out for once. His legs are safe from -
>>11199594
>When he returns the wave he knocks his coffee over, spilling the drink over both his legs and the files on his lap.
>So some things don't change. One way or another, his luck was still awful.

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>>11199700
"Sometimes I wonder why I wasn't pulled into the IP."
>Rolling for fuckin' travel time there with last number.

>>11199731
>Officers are outside the club, having formed a perimeter around it.
>One of them squints the guy up and down.
"...Are you IP?"

>>11199722
>The wave stops, and is replaced by a worried expression.
"Hang on, hang on!"
>I'd say the dubs ends with the files not being completely ruined.
>So he attempts to salvage them, picking them up and shaking the coffee from the pages.
"Sorry, sorry, oh damn I'm sorry."
>He takes a shaky breath and smiles, though he looks like he just ran over someone's dog.
"Are you okay?"

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>>11199777
>777
>Welp, time to commit a felony.
>Sack o' Coins, meet officers face.
>Catto: Fucking bolt back to the ether

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>>11199673
Stickers? On my gym?
I don't think my ancestors will like that
You're gonna get a wedgie or something
And Morty is just a nickname
It's easier for tourists to remember
Also no hat plz
I don't do hats
>>11199592
"Alright, dad? Can you-"
>The ice pack hits Morty right in the chest, knocking the breath out of him.
"Thanks. Anyway, I only smoke when I'm alone. Lower chance to get snitched on."

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>>11199843
>Internal squeeing.
>Ohmygodhowcutewhyisthecutekittyacriminalwhatthehell?
"...I really think Kanto needs some reforms in its pokemon system."
>>11199777
"Not exactly. Can you tell me the situation in there?"
>He steps toward the door, palming a pokeball.

>>11199843
>CRACK.
"OW, FUCK. JONAS GET THE CAT."
>A cop runs off toward where the cat disappears.
>>11199880
>The sergeant wipes his nose, blood pouring.
"The suspect is still inside. He has a Scizor and two other pokemon. We couldn't get their levels but they aren't afraid to attack humans."

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>>11199854
>Lance makes his best sad dragon impression.
"You don't twust your baws?"

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>>11199813
"I-I'm fine! It's nothing, really!"
>The attempt to brush it off isn't as effective as he would wish.
>Maybe the smile and frantic waving would work better if they weren't accompanied by a wince.
"You're fine, it's fine, it's nothing, I'm sure the files aren't that badly damaged!"
>There's a moment where it looks like he's afraid, but it passes as soon as he starts rambling again.
"I can always copy them again, it'll be fine!"
>He extends a hand, waiting for the files to be handed back.

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>>11199854
On your gym, in your gym, around your gym, it'll just be a giant mess of black red and white all over the place.
A reminder for all the weedle kiddos to see, don't do drugs or you'll end up like uncle Mort.
Successful, popular, and absolutely plastered in failed campaigns stickers.
And it'll be so worth whatever your ancestors might do.
So, hypothetically, what would you do if I ordered a whole crate of them to your place?

>>11200046
>The man hands the files back, and apologizes again.
"Sorry again."
>He turns around and sighs, then takes off.
>He's too nervous to actually keep helping the guy, and I kinda have to go at this point.
"Goodnight, and sorry about the coffee!"
>Walk away quicker.

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>>11199935
"Then I'm going in myself. If I don't come out in fifteen minutes call it a bust and storm the place."
>He lets a level 50 Pyroar out and pushes his way into the club.

>>11200138
>The sound of a panicked voice comes from behind the bar.
>You can hear the Scizor somewhere nearby, the music drowns it's movements out.
"Get the fuck out! I'm not afraid to kill you like the rest of them."

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>>11200172
"You didn't do that as soon as I entered."
>The Pyroar is returned as he scatters his pokeballs to the floor.
"I'm unarmed, I want to talk."

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>>11200051
Probably stick them on Lance.
Or burn them as an offering to...
... someone.
Funny, "a giant mess of black red and white" describes your outfit pretty well
>>11199951
>He chuckles, imitating Lance's tone and ruffling his hair
"I twust my baws... it's just easier to lie and cover for just me than it is for me and you."