/ftt/ - Fapping Together Thread
Post lewds and talk about fappin n' schlickin
Cute buttholes edition
Previous thread: >>11179840
>>11190118
>>11190126
I'd lick that.
>>11190131
Who wouldn't?
>>11190136
People with no taste. Rolling your tongue around a cute butthole to feel it twitch and wink is amazing.
Have any of you guys ever used a lewd mouse pad as a sex toy before?
>>11190140
It sure is
>>11190118
Tell me something about your favorite /ftt/ slut
>>11190158
Fucking perfect...
>>11190176
Nothing like getting it all nice and sloppy-wet before sliding your dick in...
>>11190186
Oh putting your dick inside a tight butt, that's a whole new kind of pleasure
>>11190196
Mmph, feeling it hug your cock as it throbs...and the best way to take a butthole is from behind, too...
It's great when you can look at clothing and go, "What's the point?"
>>11190207
I love anal so much, I always feel happy when a girl I like in a game has anal scene
>>11190260
Sweet fuck i love it when the bikini is slightly small for the monster tits like that
>>11190294
It's even better when they JUST cover the nipple, or don't even cover it completely...
>>11190305
Oh yes~ Just barely covering those big stiff nipples and large areolas
>>11190310
>>11190317
Started leaking when I saw those buttholes.
>>11190318
Hoe much are you leaking? Why don't you start fapping?
>>11190327
I am fapping, just very slowly. And it's just become a big, thick bead at the tip. I can feel more pushing its way up.
>>11190334
Great, I hope you shoot out a massive thick load when your cock can't hold it anymore
>>11190364
My loads are usually pretty big, but I think there's something really sexy about just drooling a virtual puddle of precum.
>>11190166
No, but I have masturbated to people who have.
Nice butts you got here.
I'm in love with buttholes and my own but none of my discord friends are and its just not right
>>11190568
I love buttholes too anon
>>11190584
Is it too much of a stretch to say pleasuring my own and appreciating others is what makes life worth living?
>>11190626
Not at all. Butts and buttholes are amazing
>don't die
>>11191120
Mash is unfairly cute and sexy
I want a sadistic girl to turn me into a slut and train me in the fine art of getting fucked like a bitch.
Ffffuck, so many delicious buttholes in this thread~
How about a girl pissing her panties?
>>11191535
One of my favourite fetishes
>>11191560
What would she say as she pisses herself?
>>11191564
"I'm sorry I could't hold it, please don't punish me"
>>11191582
How about not allowing her to use the bathroom?
>>11191592
I would love to watch a cute girl pee herself in desperation
>>11190382
I might do it with mine and share it here.
>>11191647
She's squirming and begging for the bathroom.
>>11191648
You should do it and describe how it feels
>>11191674
I will. Just need to wait until it arrives. Should by tomorrow.
Post cocks
Preferably YOUR cock but I'm not picky
>>11191659
I want to see the stream of the golden liquid out of her little pussy, or if she is really desperate she can use my mouth
>>11191741
Or she loses control and goes right in her panties.
>>11191715
I would love to smell he dirty panties
>>11191802
She was so close to the toilet too. She just couldn't wait any longer.
I want to get more RAM so I can have more porn tabs loaded at the same time. Will this help?
Where the lewd anons at?
>>11190166
I want to have them give me buttjobsand then to nut all over them
see pic related
>>11191648
Please do
Look at this one I converted to webm now
>>11190382
Me too
>>11192203
Right here
Whos this?
>>11192277
me too, I'm kinda turned on watching guys masturbate. Bonus points if I can see what they're masturbating to so I can imagine we're both doing it next to each other.
>>11192312
I like to swap images to fap to with people and finishing to what they tell me to when they tell me to together
>>11192349
Holy fuck...do you have any more like this? Im hard already
>>11191715
b...but my cock is tiny
>>11192349
I end up fantasizing about jerking the other anon off myself to images I choose while he jerks me off to images he chooses.
>>11192361
>>11192404
Are you poart of the /ftt/ discord? If so who are you so I can add you.
>>11192203
>Chiaki is my waifu
>Somehow there are STILL pictures of her I dont have
How the fuck
Thanks for this anon
>>11192439
I'm not, but I can add you as a friend if you post yours.
>>11192363
I dont care! Any cock is a good cock, as long as its not terribly mangled!
>>11192460
I want to cover your waifu in my cum
>>11192439
Im not but ill post mine if you wanna add
>>11192460
Glad i could help. Your dedication to best girl is admirable
>>11192462
nothing2#3658
>>11192489
please
>>11192404
This picture gets me so horny every time I see it. I want a cute cock for mine to grind against
>>11192489
Of course
S-She'll always live on in my heart ;_;
>>11192481
Chiaki is for pure loving and starting a happy family with, do not push your lewd fantasies onto her
>>11192526
No, anon. With a body like hers, I just can't fight the urge to mating press her and pump her full of my hot spunk until she gets pregnant.
>>11192555
How lewd
>>11192555
Ok, fair enough. But only after marriage can you do that. And also when you're both ready to start that happy family I talked about. Only then is it okay.
>>11192594
Ill let you marry her. I'll handle all of the sweaty, animalistic mating sex with her. Sound good?
>>11192475
it's only 2 inches...
>>11192626
>Cuckstuff
Too far anon, I'm going to have to decline that offer. Shes mine.
>>11192666
Doesnt matter! I wanna see it!
>>11192704
Ah, well. You miss every shot you don't take, so I figured I'd test the waters. You're right, she's yours. I'll back off.
>>11191715
Little late but postan.
>>11192767
Unf, l-looks amazing~ Not enough people provide dick pics, I wanna know what the cocks I help cum look like~
>>11192789
Yah~? Love showing off my fat leaky dick to nasty lewd bois~.
Got discord so you can help a stud bust before work?
>>11192809
Here again, where all the phat bottom trapsluts at~?
>>11192809
Ahh, no, but damn if you arent making me consider making one... Your cock looks delicious, I just wanna suck on ittt~
I dunno what I could do for you anyways, about all I'm good at is erp and being a cumdump slut for cocks...
>>11192767
O-Oh wow, that's a nice dick. How big is it?
>>11192878
7" with some fat lowhangers to go with for a faggot to slurp on~.
>>11192874
Then let Daddy see how nasty you can get as a phatassed ERPslut sissy ;)
>>11192899
D-Don't tease me like this...
>7 inches
Unff thats a nice cock... I-I'm so tempted right now
>>11191715
Post your discord and I will send you my dick pic
I don't really feel like sharing mine here now
>>11192918
Get your fagpussy ready for a pounding~.
Definitely won't need that tiny condom unless it's goin around your clitty ;)
>>11192899
W-Wow, that's bigger than me...
Do you have any more pictures that show off how big it is?
>>11192957
Gonna slobber on that fat cock for Daddy faggot?
>>11192995
Some more.
>>11192946
Ahh... god dammit, I can't not. I'll just post my erp discord instead of making a new one. Unfortunately, I've got some stuff to do so I can't quite worship your cock at the moment, but I promise I will whenever you wish~
>>11192922 You too, lemme see that fat cock of yours~
Olivia#3697
>>11192995
>>11193027
Hngg
>>11193040
Added. Have one more pic to drool over then faggot <3.
>>11192995
>>11193027
I really want to, that head looks so good I just wanna keep on sucking on it.
>>11193040
Added
>>11193027
>that thick tip
Goddamn, I wasn't one of the sissies replying to you before this but now I have an overwhelming desire to just suck on your tip and use my to ngue to stimulate only it until you bust onto my tongue
>anons posting their dicks
Oh my god, my pupils are heart shaped
>>11193093
>Mika
Fuuuck
>>11193187
I wanna have my butt fucked by an anons big dick, anon
Ok fine, I'm gonna post my cock here
Please don't make fun of me
>>11193238
Lewd
>>11193273
You can make fun of my face with that thing
>>11193306
I-I'm only lewd because dicks make me that way!
>>11193353
Maybe Ill post my nice dick when I can beat the shyness out of me!
>>11193393
DO IT
>>11193419
>mercy
Nnnn. Not now!
>>11193450
Please~
>>11193470
Its so cute when you beg for it! No no, sweetie
>>11193546
Come on, I want to see your cute juicy cock~
>>11193559
It gets really hard and wet from all the precum I spill~
>>11193591
Hmm, it sounds like your cock is really delicious~
Since everyone else is, i guess ill share too~
>>11193605
Too bad you cant see and feel it!
>>11193628
Wow it looks so huge
Shame about picture quality
>>11193629
Please anon I beg you, I need to see your cock right now~
>>11193668
Youre such a cute pervert~
>>11193684
I know, I won't stop begging you until you show it~
I am so thirsty for cocks right now
>>11193697
Stop being so cute, youre making it come out of my underwear, silly. Begging wont help you, you wont be getting it now~
>>11193734
Anon, for the last time, please show us your beautiful cock now, what do I have to do to see it?
>>11193753
You just have to wait~ Im not ready for that yet
>sexy buttholes and cute cocks
This thread is heaven
>>11193628
yo wtf
can you take a better picture that thing looks fuckin massive, if its real
im hoping it is
>>11193793
Why are you being such a meanie anon? We all want to see your beautiful cock you know... don't worry, we won't judge you. Perhaps if we make a little trade? You show us yours, I'll show you mine... and maybe I'll suck on it for you?
>>11194301
So tempting, youre making my perverted self to do it but I know that I cant! Its too public
>>11193628
wtf is that the same cock?
(don't ask me why I had this saved on my HDD)
>>11194353
It is. I'm surprised you saved that desu lol
>>11194257
Look down three posts
>>11194368
A-Any videos? I gotta see you stroking that monster...
>>11194353
How long is even that thing
>>11194351
Don't worry anon, its just us... we're friends, right? All of us~ Come on, just take it out and show us... I promise to reward you... my soft lips kissing along your shaft, licking the underside while I fondle your balls... I know you want to~
>>11194403
That BJ is crazy hot. I want to feel that.
>tfw seeing all these long and thick cocks
Why the fuck was I cursed with such an average, unimpressive thing
>>11194442
What size cutie.
>>11194442
desu average is way more convenient. it's a pain to get condoms that don't strangle your dick if you're above average and you probably don't want to be too big for your partner either.
You're fine the way you are anon
>>11194442
I know that feel friend, and I'm cut
>>11194442
Mine's also basically the definition of average (about 14cm, before anybody asks), but I often find myself wishing it were smaller because that would perfectly suit my fetishes (primarily feminization) and need to be dominated.
>>11194476
Yeah I tried putting condoms on my large dick yesterday and it felt uncomfortable
>>11194445
Around 5 and a half inches, last I measured. It's really thin, though.
>>11194476
I'm average in length, but as I said to the other anon, I have a pencil dick.
>>11194484
I'm also cut. Feels bad. At least I leak a lot of pre, so fapping still feels really good
>>11194501
See, there's a silver lining, assuming you're into sph or trapping, or something. But I want to dominate and fuck girls until they lose their minds. Bit that just won't happen with my equipment. It's unfortunate
>>11194403
Here. I did it. Im a pervert and I cant hide it. I feel so good
>>11194529
Mine's around 5.5 too, and I think 5" circumference. At least you leak, I rarely do.
Being average is like being the middle child, too big for sph, too small for size queens
>>11194575
Beautiful
>>11194598
Think of it as good enough for basically everything, even if it won't be the best at anything.
>>11194598
>Being average is like being the middle child, too big for sph, too small for size queens
Pretty much. It's not like I'm miserable over it, but I'm just thoroughly disappointed. Most people would be fine with "above average", or even "average", but with nice girth, but I have neither. Just middle of the road all around averageness. It sucks. I see all these anons showing off their stuff, and it's just like, I'd love to join in, but what I offer isn't really worth showing off
Well that reminds me I have made a really nice thread a few months ago about cocks, we talked about what we like and shared pictures
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10496253/#10496253
Also I heard that /ftt/ threads were originally cocklust threads where anons were craving for each others cock
>>11194383
I don't but I wouldn't mind showing you sometime~
>>11194529
More footjobs
>>11194688
>>11194638
I'm not into SPH anyways, so I am kinda glad.
>>11194647
I wish I was thicker too. Always wanted to go to some place like omegle and see girls' jaws drop while I show off my dong.
Please post more cocks~
>mods canned an active femdom thread on /r9k/
GOD DONMOT FRONK
Now what am I supposed to do with this boner
>>11194903
/r9k/ mods are fags who hate fun
They deleted fapping friends thread and when I tried to make a thread about masturbation it got autosaged
>>11194575
>Another monster cock
Hmhm~ Good boy anon... come here, you deserve your reward~ Such a beautiful cock, I doubt I could stay away from it for long... What do you think? Maybe I could become yours? Living to please your manhood whenever you wished it?
>>11194996
Thanks, silly. I dont know if it was a good idea to show off though >< but I feel really lewd~
>>11195049
It was a wonderful idea... I think everyone loved to see that thick meat of yours~ Well, I know I did! I definitely wouldn't mind seeing more if you're up for it...
>>11195065
I dont know.. At least not right now, anon
>>11194575
>>11195049
Thank you so much for showing us your beautiful cock, it looks so large and manly, I would love to feel it in my mouth~
>>11195089
Hmm... Maybe in private? I understand though, it makes you pretty nervous at first, but you get used to it...
If you change your mind, just come find me if you're on discord~ >>11193040
>>11195123
Aw thanks sweetie
>>11195137
I guess I will add you..
Mmmmf, YES!
This is my kind of thread!
Too many asses and cocks floating around. Makes me want to post my own and go into a tangent on how I want to tease anons with their cocks inside their pants~
This thread has made me really depressed, I have a small cock and will never have anons telling me nice things about it and drooling over it.
>>11195711
>>11195712
But anon, small little pecks are cute. <3 They're the most fun to tease.
>>11195711
>Makes me want to post my own
Then do it~
>>11195712
Oh please, all cocks are good. Even a small cock has its perks~ Will you let me see it anon?
>>11195748
It's a disgusting little penis, I will never get married because of it.
I can not stop slapping my meat to Nozomi's big fat wonderful tits.
>>11195782
Show meeeee
It cant be that bad~
>>11195784
I want to suck on her nipples
Should I make another thread dedicated to posting cocks?
Post your favorite pictures of yourselves Anons and Femanons
>>11195746
So... You'll have to excuse the locale. I probably shouldn't go into details about how I'm slutting it up in a public place right now, cock out for people to find... Eventually.
>>11195824
I want to cum on them and watch her suck it off her own breasts.
>>11195898
Cute cock
>>11195900
Lewd
>>11195898
That's so cute~
I want to tease it with my tongue, playing around with that foreskin until you leak into my mouth like a faucet~ <3
>>11195882
It's a shame I'm not home right now. I'd probably post the picture I took while I was drunk of me giving one of my dildos a footjob after I came onto it.. Darn.
>>11195908
>>11195925
Unf... Don't tease...~ I doubt I could last very long.
>>11195918
I don't even really like cute-girls-doing-cute-things music shows but /ftt/ got me addicted to her
>>11195967
Because everything about her is perfect
>>11195977
I also love the implied lesbianism between her and Nico, makes my dick twitch just thinking about it.
>>11195945
I'd edge you until you'd beg for release like a little bitch~ Your leaky tip would get punished by my nails circling it, making you extra sensitive!
>>11196001
I thought she is gay for Eli
>>11196031
I don't know but I have zero objections to this if it's the case
>>11196048
They look sop cute together
>>11196092
I need someone to order me how to fap and cum~
>>11196020
Oh god... Then I'd probably have to begto keep you teasing and edging me then...
I love it too much to let it end...~
>>11196092
Everything about this pic is amazing.
I'd have tender loving sex with Nozomi but Nico always makes me want to fuck her mouth.
>>11195712
Was thinking this too, actually. Seeing all the cute slutty anons obsess over big fat cocks made me pretty jealous. I wonder if this is what ntr feels like?
>>11196119
What a good boy~
You deserve to be an adorable edging slave! You'd be teased and edged for hours every single day. I'd tease every part of you: your mouth, legs, butt, balls and of course that lovely cute cock. If you are a good boy, you'll earn yourself a special reward but if you're a bad boy that cums too quickly, you'd be on a very long masturbation ban~
>>11196203
you might not have the best penis but you can always have the best pussy
>>11196269
I don't want a pussy, I want a big dick
Been so long since I had a nice butt or pretty face to paint with a sticky load of cum. Constantly pent up, so nice there's threads like this.
>>11196247
Oh my....~ I'll be a good boy, I swear <3
You've got me up against the wall rubbing at myself with pre soaking the tip of my cock... I almost let myself get caught with a moan a little while ago too... Unf...
When did /ftt/ become /soc/2.0?
>>11196115
Are you still stroking, anon~
>>11196367
Great~
That's so cute! Use your hand on that cute dick of yours while you use the other one imagine me groping that body of yours~ Tease that cute foreskin, rub that lovely wet cock of yours, but remember, you're not allowed to cum without out my permission~
>>11196459
I was already stroking for a long time. I just came, sadly
>>11196462
Yes Master... I won't come, I promise..
But it feels so good~ I'm circling the tip of my cock with my index finger while my free hand rubs and pulls on my hips...
I can't wait to get home... I've got a nice little cock cage to go into if you think I ought to be rewarded more~
>>11196532
>>11196533
You sure are dedicated, Nozomi-anon. Is she your waifu?
>>11196503
Well that's good at least!
Maybe next time I could help you loosen up and get even /more/ out of those cute balls of yours. <3
>>11196381
What do you mean
It was just one anon asking for cocks
>>11196549
>help you loosen up
Are those fingers going into a butthole?
Are we still posting cocks?
>>11196546
Different people, just jerking off to her too
>>11196546
lol there's two of us dumping
She's not mai waifu and I can't speak for him, but she's AAA Grade waifu material.
>>11196549
Yes! That would be really nice, anon~
I'll switch to some more Nico-centric posting to keep a little thread variety.
>>11196560
Fuck off.
>>11196572
>>11196575
Ah, okay. Well I can definitely agree that she is highly breedable. Thanks for the pics, anons.
>>11196526
Good boy~
Yes~ Drown yourself in pleasure, keep yourself leaking and hungry for pleasure, use both of your hands to make you a horny bitch~
Oh my! Yesssssssssss~ Put your cute little dick into that cage and use both of your hands to grope yourself! Rub that body against your bed and think of whatever makes you drool: be it big hard dicks or sloppy, tight pussies! <3
>>11196560
cute
would press my dick against it
I want to lick Nozomi's butt
>>11196630
Then I'll fuck it, right?
Nico's a qt too
>>11196630
That looks so fucking delicious
>>11196664
I know the girls are shameless waifub8 but its damn good waifub8
>>11196663
>>11196688
I want Nozomi to sit on my face
>>11196589
I wish I could!
>>11196628
You're more than welcome to press it against other places too.
Came like a fucking geyser.
Thanks so much, /ftt/! Happy fapping!
>>11196253
>>11196272
Muh dick.
>>11196770
i have a mind to press it against quite a few places
i warn you though, once i start i can't stop
>>11196831
Oh God that's such a cute image
>>11197237
Fucking hot
cocks?
>>11197262
Isnt there enough of them in here already?
I want to make out with a boy's butt.
>>11197323
Sounds fun!
>>11197394
I'd love a rimjob from an anime girl, especially if she jerks me off~
Fapping again to qts with huge tits. I love everything about tits.
>>11197783
Huge boobs are great. I personally love a nice big butt too. Both are a winning combo
>>11197783
Tits are amazing~
>>11197834
Winning combo indeed.
>>11197783
I wish I was a cute anime girl with huge tits.
>>11197834
Women with a fully curvaceous body are pure aphrodisiacs. But out of thighs, tits, and ass, tits are always my favorite.
>>11197877
Very amazing~
>>11197889
That would be nice, especially paizuri~
>>11197889
Me too. Imagine looking down and just seeing this.
>>11197961
Giving paizuri looks like so much fun. I wish I could have huge tits to make dicks feel good.
>>11197981
I wouldn't get anything done if I had breasts like that. I would sit around and play with them all day until I started lactating, then play some more
>>11198021
giving and receiving paizuri looks like heavenly & steamy fun~
>>11197323
Make out with mine, anon. It could use the attention.
I just wish I could slip my dick right in between their titties and go at it until I cum
>>11198050
Giving paizuri looks so pleasurable~
>>11198219
It really does, I wish I could try it.
>>11198259
I would do a lot of things to be a busty woman for a day so I could pleasure people with my breasts~
>>11198286
Just a single day wouldn't be enough to satisfy me.
i want cute girls to lick my (boy)feet while i jerk my dumb slutty cock
I want to look exactly like this.
>>11198443
I want to put my cock between your tits.
>>11198456
I want to feel your hot cock between my breasts.
>>11198443
>>11198505
I want you to look like that too. I would grind against your body nonstop
>>11198443
>>11198505
oh god, I'd love to rub my dick all over your latex-covered body and then slam it in between your lovely tits
>>11198555
>>11198525
I'd be more than happy to service every anon here.
>>11198592
I want you to stroke my hard dick with those nice latex gloves youre wearing~
>>11198592
mmm yes, a footjob would be steamy too~
>>11198645
>>11198661
A footjob and a handjob.
But that still leaves my mouth open~
>>11198679
It wouldnt take very long for me to stick it in your mouth and fuck your throat really hard. Your handjob would make me nice and really hard
Widowmaker is my mommy!
>>11198701
mmm~ I'd love to please you with my mouth.
>tfw no cute boy to tease
>>11198878
Different anon, but I'd love to fuck your mouth hole like that...after the other anon uses you, even.
>>11199003
Of course.
All of my holes would be open to the dicks of /ftt/
hello my name is anon and i am a huge breast addict
>hi anon
i spend almost all of my free time daydreaming about busty girls and what I'd want to do if they allowed me just a few minutes of getting my hands on them. thank god i have kind of a low effort job or else i would've gotten fired by now for how unfocused i am most of the time
it's rather difficult for me to actually be genuinely aroused by stuff that doesn't heavily involve them. i can make myself hard but i'm not into it at all. i need to see a huge pair of tits if i want to actually be able to finish myself off and enjoy it wholeheartedly
>>11199214
You really think about breasts all day? You're such a pervert. Tell me more about what you want to do with them.
>>11198443
You have great taste.
>>11199272
y-yeah.. ><
um...well, i fantasize about just playing with them, most of the time. like just groping them, feeling the flesh bulge through my fingers a little bit because of how huge they are, letting my hands sink into them, massaging them roughly, pushing them together and just staring lustily at how much cleavage she has....m-maybe if she'd let me, ahm....a-also let my head sink down into them and feel their warm pillowy denseness smoosh into my face
mmf
one of my top 3 favorite pictures of all time...they look so full, and plump...they'd probably make a dull smacking sound if she swung them back and forth and thety bounced into each ither...and those nipples are just so perfect...unf
>>11199318
I'd love to use some massive breasts as a soft, squishy pillow someday~
>>11199392
being able to flop down on top of a girl with massive tits after sex sounds like the most heavenly thing ever. you just finish blowing your load into her, and then you let yoursself down on her torso with your head on her breasts, and she just gently puts her hands on the back of your head and holds you there, running her fingers through your hair as you drift off to sleep from the exhaustion
>>11199459
oh fuck that all sounds so amazing, just getting all cozy and cuddly with a busty waifu after nutting inside her would be enough to make me happy forever, especially her patting me and going full ara ara with my head~
Wherever my maid has gone, I wish her well.
>>11199553
i love thinking about how, if her tits were huge enough, my head would just like sink down far into her cleavage and then all she would have to do is push her breasts together a little bit and my head would get trapped in there and I'd be completely smothered with almost no leverage to get out. she could shove them together as tightly as possible to make sure there were no air pockets and giggle mischievouisly as she watches me struggle helplessly, losing strength by the second as her breasts envelop me in that marshmallowy prison
>>11199705
A deal's a deal anon.
mmmmph
>>11199705
That would be so hot, especially if she whispered lewd, dirty things while doing it, I'd cum a second time, especially if my dick was still in her vagina or resting on her tummy~
>>11199773
*gulp* w-what do you mean..?
>>11199617
In a sea of tits, a classy ass is the one thing that floats.
>>11199617
I really love maids and the idea of being one, but I always shy away from the maidposting when it happens because everybody always seems to want it to end in RP, which I really don't like.
>>11199820
What do you call a maid with a dick?
>>11199783
you probably wouldn't even be able to hear her, though! each squishy breast would be pressing around your head so much that the only sense you'd have left is feeling. they'd swallow up your field of vision, smother your mouth/nose, and the little hearing you did have would be totally muffled and you'd just have to pray she can tell when you're about to suffocate or else...
>>11199789
I like both ends, but some balance is healthy.
>>11199820
Don't feel obligated to do anything you don't want to, anon. Do what feels good to you.
>>11199849
a maid (male)
>>11199849
There's absolutely nothing wrong with a boy being a maid, as long as they look cute in the uniform.
>>11199867
Yeah. I just don't like letting people down at the last step after they've gotten hopeful.
>>11199867
Yeah, that's true. Of course, the idea of a maid with hips wide enough to make some parts of her/his job difficult is kinda amusing.
>>11199887
There isn't, and it's pretty much scandal-free. You can't knock a male maid up, after all. Every day is a safe-day with them.
>>11199859
Damn you're probably right.
I'd still cum tho from my head being smothered by her tits and my dick resting on her soft chubby belly~
>>11199900
Best part is that any boy that would willingly take a maid job is almost certain to be more receptive to the lewd parts than a girl.
>>11199949
Are buttplugs an acceptable part of a formal uniform?
>>11199887
My only desire is to let my maids know I like their variety of underwear. Also, I am a fair employer and would instantly hire a boy as a maid were he dedicated enough.
>>11199900
It's because they're bending over all day long. Really builds that big booty.
unf
>>11199995
They need shorter skirts just for that purpose, for comfort and utility's sake. After all, could you imagine lace frills constantly scratching along the backs of your thighs?
>>11199988
Of course.
me in the middle
>>11200029
Not really, but I guess that's why I'm so "curious" all the time, flipping them up and feeling the textures. I do insist on a voluminous, "flared" skirt to eliminate any chance of chafing, though.
>>11200043
I think that's the big appeal of a live-in maid - in this sort of fantasy. They can be subjected to this sexual treatment throughout the course of their day, during which they fulfill their mundane utility, perhaps interrupted in spurts by their master...then, after all of that, being worked up to a fever pitch, even a lowly maid can be given sweet relief from head to toe.
>>11200102
The best combination would be something flared, but also short...absolutely no way to keep anything hidden, even while walking there's always a peek.
>>11192899
c-can I have your discord
your cock looks.. tassty..
Funkypandalover#0196
>>11200086
Fuck he's so lucky, I'd love to be in the kancolle world and get dominated by every girl
>>11200112
Mmmf, a flash of panties with every step, that would be so tempting to grope and fondle.
>>11200299
>>11200348
>you will never have your own personal Rem meido
fuck
>>11200348
Mhmm, especially if they had very tight panties, or panties with a window over one, or both of their holes. Not to mention, if this maid has a good understanding of exactly what they do to their master's libido...
>>11200112
Both parts of this post sound absolutely perfect to me. Great taste.
>>11200366
I want to release all my built up cum inside Hamakaze's shirt and then use the previous cum as lube for another go~
>>11200399
Call me greedy, but I'd want multiple maids to give the same sort of environment and situation too, just to see how their personalities effect their behavior as a result. Of course, those with a loose enough mind to just start taking matters into their own hands, while they should be performing their more mundane utilities, should have proper discipline. It's just a matter of how it's best to discipline errant maids like that.
>>11200407
>you will never be the first person to ever fuck hamakaze's tits and watch her get all flustered because she doesn't understand why it would be good and then slowly get more into it before she starts getting super aggressive with you towards the end and bouncing them around your cock really roughly to make you spurt it out in her cleavage
>>11200379
I think I might be more partial to Saber maid for the longer term, but Rem would be to die for.
>>11200389
A perceptive maid would change up the color, style, fabric and design of their panties every day, to keep his or her master on his toes.
>>11200441
fuck that would be so hot
Especially if she squeezes her tits around my dick as she moves them up and down until I cum all over
>>11200454
This actually brings up the important question of: how much agency should a maid have with their uniform, if they have the perceptive nature and industrious tendencies to try to please their master with said uniform? To what degree should the uniform be made to provide eye-candy and access, as opposed to being entirely utilitarian? I suppose it depends on the aspects of their service...a maid that should expect to be used, sometimes, whilst they scrub on their hands and knees, ought to have a different uniform to one whose usage is restrained until later hours, or for special events.
>>11200486
>>11200491
Your last point hits at the crux of the matter. It really depends on the occasion and the station of the maid in question. A maid whose aptitude tends toward cockteasing might have especially short skirts with a swooping flare, showing a hint of panty from the back even while standing still. A wedding reception should be waited on in longer, more dignified skirts, along with mandatory tights. In terms of style, the kitchen staff might be uniformed primarily in white, and the little nymphs out by the garden might wear a variety of floral colors.
>>11200568
I want Hamakaze to squish her soft tits around my dick and swirl them around until I cum
I'm about to massage my prostate for the first time, can you guys give me any tips? Thanks!
>>11200638
>>11200630
Whatever the occasion and setting, a maid must always have a degree of elegance to their uniform, mustn't they? As you mentioned, some of them should have a rawer kind of elegance, one more depending on the swoops of their curves and the exposure of their supple skin, while others must depend on hiding these features in an aesthetic manner. Of course, it also depends on the culture of those being attended to, for a more public function. Said wedding reception might require a more demure dignity, but it could, depending on those in question, also require that any maid be readied for the use of guests.
In the end, how a maid functions is up to their master, isn't it?
>>11200665
Just relax and enjoy it. If you're all tense it won't be as good. Nice slow and deep breaths.
Somebody bake new bread plz
>>11200671
fuuuuckkkkk I love heart pupils
>>11200702
Fresh-baked.
>>11200723
>>11200723
>>11200723
>>11200695
Everything the maid does, does at his or her master's pleasure. I know my cock would bulge at the thought that I've arranged everything just so, taking a feng shui-esque discipline to it. When a guest decides that he just can't hold back anymore and decides that he absolutely needs to take a maid aside and use her, I myself might need some attention from one of my more loyal and trusted servants.
Damn, image limit reached. We need a new thread anyway.