/sug/ - Steven Universe General Executive Order Edition La

>>11061726
generic sjw show

What if someone made a fake twitter of Trump saying lapidot is his favorite ship?

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I LOVE Centipeetle! I want to marry her!

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>11061770
Someone would probably post screenshots of it here, and people would talk about it often for a few days, or weeks.

>>11061770
What if lapidirtfags made this world a better place by committing mass suicide

avatarfags need to be lined up and shot

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>>11061726
GUYS

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Gems should be ballerinas

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>>11061814
Trump has good taste.

>>11061782
Why is Amethyst screaming at the booty?

>>11061802
But that's how they can commit suicide though. Jsut think about it

>Most of the people who ship it, let alone, watch the show are mostly tumblr tards
>Make a fake twitter screenshot of trump saying he loves the ship
>Tumblr explodes

It fucking works

>>11061832
You should be a ballerina with me

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New otp

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>>11061814
The Don has bad taste.

had an idea for a short story /sug/ but I'm too afraid to start writing it because every time I do it turns out awful

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>>11061726
Finally an order I can get behind.

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>>11061852
Bah, can't be that bad. This place is in dire need of need content. It's a wasteland.

>>11061845
I'm not graceful enough.

>>11061839

>>11061888
it's not SU though

The concept of the barn isn't a bad one, the problem is how it's utilized.

>>11061895
Because you touch yourself at night

>>11061912
shut up zuke

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>>11061782

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>>11061811
shuckle anon here stop being a fucking bully to avatarfags they just want you to know the details about their life and make decent conversation and get attention for real actual genuine long lasting friendships just be nice and informative okay did you know shuckles have the largest breasts in the entire pokemon kingdom now you know

>>11061895
Because Christina Miller is a sadist that enjoys seeing cartoon generals slowly descend to madness.

>>11061912
Kill yourself Lapidirtfag

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I want every gem to annoy Pearl.

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>>11061911
Perhaps make one for this place then? Would be a good exercise.

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>>11061912
>a dumping ground for unused gems and lackluster episodes
It's a bad one.

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>>11061811
YOU NEED TO FUSE WITH ME

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>>11061927

>>11061893
I used to be one, we can take it slow and practice

>>11061922
What if Jasper has a secret flame fart power that Steven will help her unlock during season 6

i want to tear an avatarfags heart out, which one deserves it the most

>>11061959
I was thinking it being like a titans east thing.

>>11061913
r u my mom?

>>11062010
That's what I was hoping any combo of Jasper/Bismuth/Rubies/Famethyst to be

>>11062009
(you)
>captcha: ATTENTION CALLE

>>11062009
the slut

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>>11061846

>>11062009
That guy who post the picture of that gem a lot.

>>11062054
trash

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>>11062001
maybe greg would help her more

>>11062001
she dead already

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Malachite probably doesn't have any useful orifices but I still wanto to fuck her badly.

I swear it's the voice, the combination of strong and submissive inside a powerhouse of a body.

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>>11062044
BLOOPLE NEEDS TO BE DRAGGED OUT BACK AND SHOT

>>11062102
>inb4 bloople gets lynched

HANG THE AVATARFAGS
THEY MUST BE PURGED

>>11062088
Why do you think that

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to the Big Donut yesterday, just going in for a donut, then I got a flask of Sadie's cameltoe... my boner engaged. When Lars said said "Bingo bongo!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the fat kid sitting right next to me, and his lanky mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son.

I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, Lars and Sadie didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the shop, and I didn't even finish my donut. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the floor and shelves. THATS TORTURE!!

Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a hot pussy like that? Either make women's underwear thicker, or LET ME jack off in your donut shop, assholes

>>11062088
Corpses fart/emit gases too

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Take a moment to think of just

Flexibility, love, and thrust

Take a moment to think of just

Flexibility, love, and thrust

Here comes a THOT

That might alarm you

What someone wore

And how it aroused you

Sex that you did

That failed to be titillating

Things that you said are

Suddenly unstimulating

And, oh, you're losing your boner

You're losing touch

All these little thongs seem to matter so much

That they confuse you

That I might lose you

Take a moment, remind yourself to

Take a moment and find your dick

Take a moment to ask your dick

If this is how we fall limp

But it's hot, but it's hot, but it's hot, but it's hot, but it's hot

It's bukkake, bukkake, bukkake, bukkake, bukkake

You've got nutting, got nutting, got nutting, got nutting to fear

I'm cumming, I'm cumming, I came

>>11062163
fake news, Lars is dead

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>>11062176
What had we became?

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>>11062054
Beautiful trash

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three gems farting at the same time are better than one

>>11061957
> Would it be a gum bust?

>>11062226
Meant for>>11062071

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Quickly /sug/, draw Priyanka right now!

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Oh shit, if Centi ends up being a member of WD's court, what if she's the one who first namedrops her? Like, Centi gets healed, and while retelling/clarifying her story, she mentions her, and Steven is curious? And then shortly after, she actually gets her onscreen debut.

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>>11062264
What makes you say that Anon? Wonder who'll be her voice actor.

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>>11062244
I do that every other day ughhhhh

>>11061785
>Lapis kneeled down in front of Steven, wearing nothing but lingerie and panting heavily like a dog
>"S-Steven, make me your bitch...
>"Ah, Lapis! Pearl doesn't like when people swear in front of me!"
>Lapis panted harder and started to sweat a little.
>"Oooooh yes... punish me Steven, I was a bad girl, put me in place."
>"You're acting really weird Lapis, is something wrong with your gem?"
>Steven tried to back up, but Lapis grasped his shorts and tried to pull him closer.
>"Steven, please. I NEED you inside me... I can't take it anymore."
>Lapis was blushing heavily, and seemed manic, and Steven really had no idea what she was trying to say.
>"You... want me inside you? You mean you want to fuse?"
>Lapis was dumbstruck by Steven's naivete and calmed down almost immediately.
>"U-Uh... yeah... sure. Fusion's just as good I guess."
>Lapis seemed to be muttering almost to herself as she got up and held her hand out to Steven to lead him in a dance.
>Steven grabbed it almost immediately.
>"Oh my gosh, this is gonna be so fun! I didn't think you'd ever wanna fuse! But... why are you wearing those clothes, Pearl wears the same thing when she goes on one of her benders and starts crying about my mom."
>"Don't ask weird questions Steven let's just please dance already."

>>11062288
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

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>>11062288
[spoiler]Maria Bamford[/spoiler]

>>11062244
fucc

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this show will let you down

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>>11062371
go buy some eggs ugly

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>>11062288
I clarified it in a past thread, but YD gems usually have a flat, angular theme in their appearance, which Centi doesn't have. Granted, she's corrupted, but I doubt her mane will suddenly become sharp as hell. The only presumed design element for WD gems so far may be hair that goes back, and that would fit for her.

While I think WD is gonna debut sooner rather than later, I'm not sure whether her or the corruption cure will come first. But Centi being healed and spilling some deets about her, in the same vein as Garnet for BD in "The Answer" or Peri for YD in "It Could've Been Great", could be a neat start to the buildup to her debut.

>>11062009
shyguyanon

/sug/, two questions

>where does the line between deconstruction and parody begin?
>are escapist genre parodies always shit?

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>>11062413
koopa alert, t-take him out

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>>11062244
Here you go Anon.

>>11062420
Deconstruction is when you take cliche scenarios, but instead of following through with what would normally happen in the genre, you do what would realistically happen.
Parody is when you take cliche scenarios, but instead of following through with what would normally happen in the genre, you make a joke.
Escapist genre parodies aren't always shit. Any genre and any parody of any genre can be good if done right. Not to mention how most fiction, and therefore most genres of fiction, are escapism.

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BECKY IS THE COOLEST!!!!!!!!!

What was the point of putting a warp pad next to the barn if no one ever uses it?

>>11062493
>Jasper and Lapis necklace
>Pearl pin
This kid has good taste.

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Amy is adorable
what do?

>>11062489
What if the realistic outcome happens but in a humorous way? Is that parody or deconstruction?

>>11061851
Agreed, this is what happens when we let yankees govern themselves.

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>>11062437
He's not the koopa. I am. About time you came out of the closet, you fucking loser. I want to try again and call a truce with you. We won't shit on each other anymore and go back to being friends like we used to be. What do you say?

>>11062504
For no other reason than to have a funny scene where the Gems awkwardly run to the nearest warp pad, which is only a few seconds away on foot.
And then two episodes later, the Gems needed to hitch a ride in Greg's van to get back to the temple, and Steven said he'd catch up to them on Lion despite having a portal back to his house within walking distance.

>>11062531
I believe that a parody is a sub-category of deconstructions.

What should I write about?

>>11062571
Shyguyanon and koopanon becoming friends

>>11062531
I guess it's both.
Parody and deconstruction are cut from the same cloth, so there's bound to be some overlap.
>>11062570
More accurately, they're different forms of subversion.

>>11062504
better question:
Why the heck is it there?
All other warp pads we see are located in somewhat important places. Battlefields, ruins, etc.
This one is just in the middle of an empty field.
do you think Gems might have brought it here from somewhere else? Or was it always there?

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>>11062571
A story taking place during the rebellion, or close to it.

>>11062607
We don't know enough about the rebellion for me to write that.

>>11062571
Jasper and Garnet having thicc sex

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>>11062556
Eat it shithead.

>>11062630
Eh, I don't know, it's fun to speculate. When we're given information, we could compare them and see if they piece of fiction foretold anything.

>>11062597
Maybe some bismuth got bored.

>>11062565
I blame Matt for this show's shit writing

>>11062493
Becky is balding

Do you ever look back to childhood and realize how you were to being molested.

>>11062523
Amethyst has bad hygiene and stinks.

>>11062755
Yes

Why is every idea I come up with either too convoluted or too cringe or both?

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>>11062755
Nah, I was a pretty ugly kid. Pedophiles aren't into ugly kids right?

>>11062523
That is a really cute amy

>Amethyst goes on missions, sleeps, hangs with Steven, hangs around Beach City, and occasionally goes out.
>Garnet goes on missions, hangs with Steven, and possibly goes out sometimes (Rebecca said her and Greg play tennis on the weekends). I wanna say the remainder of her time is spent doing mindful meditation? Would explain why she's so stable/calm.
>Pearl goes on missions, hangs with Steven, and tidies up around the house. Other than that, idk. I wanna say she also does the shopping, based on "Gem Glow"?? I'm not sure tho
>Lapis sleeps, reads manga and magazines, watches CPH, makes morps, and farms.
>Peri watches CPH, makes morps, farms, and does some engineering.

I wonder what Pearl and Peridot do with the rest of their free time.

>>11062788
I find it best to get the bad ideas out first. You'll a good one eventually.

>>11062654
I understand. I guess I'll just have to leak out those photos of your wife getting cucked that you have stashed in your computer . Hope you're happy

>>11062792
They aren't that picky when they can score irl

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steven is a big baby haha.

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>>11062523
You know what to do

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Will the Lapidot fusion be ugly? Lapis will save it, right?

>>11062898
I hope its really ugly
I want to see the lapidot fandom whine about how their beautiful dream fairy/magical girl fusion didnt happen

>>11062833
We know what Peridot does, memes around with TV and meme morps and sometimes machines. Pearl probably cries while looking at Rose pictures all day everyday.

>>11062755
Yea I experienced the white van trick. Almost walked up to them when I was at a pool party but I had to go piss first

>>11062898
Nothing will save it, it's like trying to fuse with Zuke.

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There is some weird emerald shippy art out there
And I'm okay with that

Which one should I choose, the way god in heaven says, red bean white bean three times bean, delicious bean.

>>11062994
She's probably smaller than Malachite's handleg.

>>11062922
They would love any shit the show would throw at them, even if it was Smoky-Fluorite tier
It'll just end in a huge influx of shitty fanart again
It'd be cool if it ended up as toxic as Malachite tho

>>11062989
Lapis and Peridot will be free from Zuke by the time they fuse, so maybe it has a chance.

>>11063057
Rebecca will make it as ugly as possible just to spite Zuke

>>11062977
I experienced something like that to, I was walking up my driveway when these 2 guys pulled up right in front of it in a van, they were trying to ask me for directions and I told them I didnt know. They acted like they couldn't hear me (which I knew they could cause I wasnt standing that far away) so they kept telling me to get closer. What they didn't realize was my dad was outside to just around the corner of the house, so I told the guys I would call my dad to help them and once I yelled for him and he came around the guys quickly sped off

It was pretty weird

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What would be the gem of the Jaspearl fusion?

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What if I...touched Blue Pearl?

>>11062922
I don't care what it looks like. I just want it to be completely platonic.
In fact, I hope they make Peridot canonically asexual. Then Lapidirts can't even vocalize how mad they are because they'd look like bigots.

>>11063031
Ya I agree, there is no way shes diamond size
I mean her gem is diamond shaped so unless shes secretly green diamond, I dont think she will be any bigger than a quartz

>>11063145
Where do all the kids that dissapear and get kidnapped by pedos end up

>>11063172
Fire Opal.

>>11063189
>cursed with fat
i hate this artist

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Draw requests, but they will all be 10x10

>>11063232
jasper killing lapis with her giant aids-ridden murdercock

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>>11062833
Pearl organizes/polishes/plays with her swords and fights her holo-self while [spoiler]possibly figuring out ways to contact the Mystery Girl[/spoiler]
Garnet giggles at herself in the mirror and, as you said, meditates - she probably goes out and does karaoke under the stage name "Stella"
Amethyst empties the fridge, sleeps, hangs out with Steven and Vidalia, pulls pranks on unsuspecting victims (usually Mayor Dewey) and practices fighting moves
Lapis and Peridot make memes and watch TV and trade stories of depression

Jasper and Bismuth are dead

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>>11063232
I think Centipeetle would be fun.

>>11063232
lapidot

>>11063251
oh wait one more thing with Pearl - she and Connie still have their regular sparring sessions while Steven cheers them on in the background

>>11063232
Futa Peridot impregnating Lapis.

>>11062835
It's been like 2 years since I last had a good idea.

Right now, the shit idea of the hour sort of a black comedy parody of YA tropes. The bad idea comes from a simplification I made where I decided that the reason the mc runs away after the usually parental death is to avoid being put into an orphanage when he's more or less been raising himself for the past 14 years. However, after his first adventure the person he shares it with manages to land him a job that comes with free room and board. It's only then that he learns that the reason his job comes with free room and board is because the "job" is at an orphanage.

Then I realized as funny as it sounds it seems like a cringey setting for a series of adventures given that the characters are way too old to be there, even if I can think of a lot of reasonable ways to justify a lot of the classic bildungsroman tropes

>>11063251
>peridot
>depressed
Kill yourself Zuke

>>11063232
Buck dewey falling off of a skateboard

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>>11061839
kill yourself

Goodnight

>>11063172
shitite

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>>11063248

>>11063232
Lapiven

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>kids went back to school recently
>/sug/ is noticeably deader and there's less perifags

>>11063281
That doesn't sound too bad.

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>>11063034
>>11063195
I think this was my fav lapidot fusion

She looks gross and toxic but also interesting, looks like the artist deleted most of their drawings of them tho

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>>11063296
>implying you wouldn't be depressed serving under a Jasper who treats you like shit and losing your foot to a fat boy and subsequently becoming exiled by a giraffe which then becomes the best thing you ever could've done but you're still depressed about it at least until you find the glory of meepmorps and shipping to revive your faith in living

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>>11063271
>>11063279

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>>11063326

>>11063369
Shitdotfags are cancer

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Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg

The guest next door is one who often eats persimmons.

The guest next door is one who has been summoned.

A right ear that is 2 millimeters on the right is a mini right ear.

>>11063361
I always found that one to be way too edgy for a Lapis/Peridot fusion. I'm not sure how their personalities would fuse into that.

>>11063314
perfect

>>11063213
basements, back of the van rape in a secluded area, the woods, abandoned buildings etc

>>11063426
Well if you take the worst traits from each of them
Peridots narcissism
And Lapis's temper/anger/guilt
I can see how itd form that type of fusion

>>11063369
>Jasper who treats you like shit
they were both shit, peridot isn't even afraid of her
I hope if jasperdemption happens, lapis and jasper will mend their relationship over mutully hating and bullying shitdot

>>11063488
You had me. I was so far gone before I even knew what was happening. With one move you took my heart and turned my whole world upside down. So swift. So smooth. The one thing that a guy can't fake. The only action that comes from pure feeling and not "cause that's what a guy is supposed to do". So if you ever move a piece of hair out of my face and tuck it behind my ear again I will dismember you. Not that I'd ever let you get that close to me again. Asshole

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>>11063361
nah they're still up on DA m8

>>11063500
>>11063426
>Lapidot fusion being a legit psycopath
>also gets Lapis' manipulation/charm
>occasionally big lashouts when shit goes not the way she wanted - Lapis' cold wrath plus Perishits autistic tantrums
>no regard for organic life whatsover, just treating others like an enterntainment/means to an end
I want this.

Blag blah Dark Blue Lapis with magenta hair pic

>>11063568
>>11063580

Um... If I could add... but is if it is the and obviously the will pledge is but I don't is thorough that handover guid and also Steven's cardio this is acronym inn term and Lapis stacked flight on like a damn eagle is and the the oh but as well pledge is? Maybe but is that you is but for is. I guess. There change is always of course that is that if it is a change it I meant change no can he no chance damn. In the previous episode Rocknaldo if but that you road the talk war.

>>11063500
Peridot is too bubbly for any of her fusions to turn how edgy. I feel the Lapidot fusion would be manic depressive if every thing.

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>>11063583

>>11063579
Do you think it'll give Steven a special exception? Or at the least, not be a total jerk to him?

>>11063583
learn how to type retard

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>>11063615
who knows

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>>11063195
I hope its platonic to but no matter how its potrayed in the show, lapidot shippers will see it as making their otp canon

So personally, I hope lapis isnt peris first fusion. I really it much rather be just steven or shorty squad in general. Like her fusing with Smoky Quartz in that upcoming episode cause they needed to be stronger or something like that. The crew seems to have built up shorty squad, from the first time the 3 hung out together in too far, to too short to ride and to beta and earthlings. So for it to be peris first fusion, it makes sense to me.

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sadist v sadist

>>11063632
Its so gross, I love it
Best lapidot fusion

is greg a god-fearing man?

me myself and i, as u.s. citizens we will still pledge our allegiance to a nation under the bridge and over the rainbow and to a republic for these states along with the ones in the flag to the reform of all and as they unite so we will be able to build up our future for us nevertheless what the hell we're all together in the same boat with liberty and a god in dividend justice available to all and for all and six all and eight all and more than that even all y'all good night nurse and have a pleasant tomorrow /sug/

>>11063660
don't know if i should apologize or not

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>>11063660
Are you fine Anon?

>>11063615
Maybe nice and wants to have fun with him, but if he objects she quickly shows her true colors
overall treats him more like a fav pet than a true friend

>>11063632
This is the edgy deviantart oc kind of autism

>>11063643
9/10 OC in terms of being cliche edgy and absolutely tumblr
Could only be better if she was red+black

>>11063660
Greg is Jewish, so yes.

>>11063672
>>11063675
apologies

>>11063660
lol wtf are you talking about

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https://pastebin.com/vaByxfKj

Okay. Here it is, for the one anon who wanted Jamie/Garnet. Again, tried to keep it short, because who's going to read 10k words of different position crackship banging.

I always feel kind of weird writing sex scenes, but whatever, that's the nature of written-fucking. Unless you are actively masturbating, suddenly you realize how bizarre and offputting the writing is. Like 50 shades, but with more cartoon characters.

>>11063596
Peridot can be really bitchy and immature to tho, we see how she can get when shes annoyed and fusion can take the worst from each character
Look at Sugilite who took the worst from amy and garnet
I'm not saying it would be like this, I'm sure their fusion will actually end up being like every lapidots dream

I'm just saying I dont think its impossible

You guys would eat garbage if someone told it upset Lapidot shippers.

>>11063687
kek stay mad lapidirt

>>11063579
See, it makes sense
Maybe this is why zuke was so upset

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how are you guys doing today?

>>11063710
i said i'm sorry

it was shockingly not of the best quality i have known all such evildoers coming out of doors with the best of intentions

>>11063732
wait does it

>>11063748
pretty good, eating onion rings

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>>11063748
Tryin' to draw.

>>11063685
>>11063687
>>11063732
Samefag

>>11063748
i was doing alright until i tried reading >>11063660 now im confused and angry

>>11063757
again wtf does that mean

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Fic where Lapis finds out who Steven has for Waifus and dressing up as them to seduce him when?

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>>11063748
Alright. Just wrote a bad fanfiction and am now probably going to either (1) write an actually okay one, with less sex, (2) go masurbate, or (3) play video games.

>>11063748
got food poisoned, so not that great

>>11062226
This ship is fucking horrid.

>>11063579
>lapis
>charm
She's autistic as shit anon.

>>11063759
Nah, dont know what that anon is on about
From what I could tell a lot liked it but I'm sure some hate it to

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>>11063799
Come on, can't be that bad. Link it to me please.

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Draw your favorite gem eating whatever you had or are having for dinner.

>>11063855
galaxy story time? My sister (she's 18) came home with her boyfriend a little while ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.

Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my phone in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it. so yeah

>>11063838
do you ever run out of centipeedles

>>11063718
Sugilite isn't even full edge, she only got pissed because she thought she got left behind before that she was playful with Steven if a little rough. That Lapidot one just seems to be full edge for no reason.

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>>11063811
Wow rude
Dont shit on my otp

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>>11063795
Wow the english is terrible.

>>11063833
She's also cute enough she convinced most of the fanbase she was the main victim of Malachite/Jasper
Normies/casuals and kids think she's a nice person

>>11063781
Sorry a few people think your edgy oc is shit retarded lapidirt

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>>11063838
I literally posted it like eighty seconds ago:

>>11063711

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>>11063880
The fact it's so painfully trolling it isn't even funny. This gif pretty much is a example of how far it'll go.

>>11063898
Ok, she's not charming in the show, she's awkward and autistic, your headcanon is retarded.

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>>11063866
I have a finite supply, but it's ever expanding. There's nothing like a waifu that'll motivate you.

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>>11063910
Oppsie.

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>>11063795
I hope the one anon comes back and does it, it sounds cute.

>>11063905
Youre funny anon

why are lapivens allowed to post but other steven or connie ships are crucified

You should probably read this.

I am posting this thread because the FBI is at my house, questioning me about my internet habits. As you can see, they have discovered that I browse /trash/ by looking at my internet history. They are standing over my shoulder right now, watching me type this. I'd like to show them what a great site 4chan is. Nothing questionable, remotely offensive, or anything that would otherwise put my patriotism in question.

So don't post anything weird.

I want to kiss centi

>>11063950
i saw stars and stevidots posting yesterday, kys conniefag pedo.

>>11063915
And yet most people think Jasper is the bad guy for some reason, even though it was a 5v1 battle against an opponent that just got electrocuted, exploded in a ship, and fell from orbit. Even though it would've been easy, she decided instead to needlessly torture and rape someone for months on end.

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>>11063952
Here's a pink bug for our boys at the FBI.

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>>11063952

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>>11063952

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>>11063952
I got you, Anon.

>>11063952
Hello FBI, please hire me
I want to work for you

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>>11063953
I too want to kiss Centipeetle's beautiful beak.

>>11063952
ask them who killed jfk

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This thread is garbage.

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>>11063855
I'd be better on paper desu

>>11063961
Stop trying to bring up a dead ass argument, I don't care, most people don't think that by the way including me autismo. I'm arguing she's not charming which she isn't. That's it.

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jaspearl or bust

>>11063982
No, only me.

>>11063995
Yeah, you're here that's why

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>>11063952

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>>11063952

>>11064008
dead ship deader than shit

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>>11063952
I gotchu senpai

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>>11063952
greetings

>>11064000
He can't help it, Jasperfags get hives if they don't yell about malachite every few hours.

>>11063961
that's doesn't seem relevant to their argument

>>11064048
I never seen someone look so hollow at a Corndog.

>>11064028
What is dead may never die.

>>11064067
It's weird autists randomly bring it up when it doesn't even fit into the argument. But whatever I guess I'm right.

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I predict we will get leaks this friday or Saturday morning

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (in the Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

One thing I'll also be doing in the future is, at the request of a friend, writing lewdfics involving the human OC from my crossover fics and the following SU characters...

>Pearl
>Amethyst
>Lapis
>Blue Zircon (with the possibility of Yellow Zircon joining in)
>Blue Diamond
>Holly Blue Agate
>Priyanka

And here are some potential names for new Heartless that might show up in the main fic and some of the smaller non-lewd fics. Let me know what you guys think of 'em.

>https://pastebin.com/mppmZ8xm

Work on the Martha/OC lewdfic is going well, I have most of the first chapter written up already.

I'm picking up my spectator's badge for Worlds tomorrow, let's hope it's worth it.

>>11063748

Doing good, just prepping up some chicken wings for frying.

>>11063995

Don't make me post that chart again.

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>>11064008
kill yourself

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what should I draw /sug/

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>>11064208
I predict we will get leaks this sunday or monday night

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>>11064245
The best bug!

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>>11064245
Emerald in a huge diaper

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Hope /sug/ is having a good night. I drew a lewd a bit out of my comfort zone this time. will also take one or two requests to keep me busy tonight

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>>11064254
Seconding this.

>>11064145
It's a victim-complex thing, ignore it and maybe they'll cry themselves out.

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>>11063855
9999999999 centuries in mspaint

>>11064245
what do you want to draw anon

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>>11064274
I'm serious on the Emerald in a huge diaper thing.

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>>11064296
Oh. Oh!

>>11064245
lapis fucking fat as fucking fuck

>>11064274
Paddy peeking out from underneath sapphire's dress.

>>11064274
Jasper and Emerald fucking pls

>>11064274
lapis fucking a donut while eating a donut

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>>11064246

>>11064296
explain the appeal of diapers. not even trying to make fun of you or anything, i just want to know why you like it

>>11063961
m8, just because the bad guy got tortured by the neutral/chaotic character, doesn't mean Jasper isn't any less of a bad guy. You feel sorry for Jasper, sure, but the bitch had it coming.

>>11063905
Retards will think any edgy cringy thing is cool if it makes fun of lapidirt. They should at least have standards.

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>>11064349

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>>11064254
>>11064277
did my best

>>11064365
Nobodt thinks that retarded oc is cool unless they're a retarded shitloving lapidirtfag

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>>11064349
THAT BLUE BITCH HAD 6000 YEARS IN THE MIRROR COMING FOR MAKING MY SHIT STAIN OF A KINDERGARTEN

>>11064349
ignore it or you'll aggravate it's autism

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>>11064336
The idea of thickness and roundness is very appealing. Weight, bulk. Such and such. Pic related to subject matter but not SU

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>>11064414
Fatsper had her dog AIDS coming.

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>>11063855
Generic Sandwich

>>11064414
that is still a theory and we have no idea how she went from a grassy field to what appears to be the orange canyons of the Beta Kindergarten.

It's all speculation still, and I wouldn't be surprised if Rebecca and co, are just making shit up as they go along with regards to Lapis, Jasper, and Peridot's backstories.

>>11064414
>not blaming Bismuth
kys retard

>>11063513
nani

>>11064308
You seem excited centibug

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>>11064391
I like it, but I feel it still needs work. Maybe you should redo it a couple of times.

>>11064274
Lapis giving someone a blowjob.

>>11064448
>we have no idea how she went from a grassy field to what appears to be the orange canyons of the Beta Kindergarten
Are you being serious or...

>>11064448
I thought it was pretty much confirmed by the timeline in the artbook

>>11064336
It probably has something to do with humiliation.
That's where most fetishes come from.

>>11064448
It's not speculation anymore dumbass, Lapis flashback and beta being based on a slot canyon (shaped with water) made it a theory, the art book confirmed it

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>>11064464
Surprised is a better term.

>>11064446
>Holly can't enjoy her sandwich

>>11064488
We don't know how involved she was with the production of the beta kindergarten. Her timeline just shows that she was there at the same time Jasper emerged because she was supposed to terraform during a conflict, supposedly with the CGs.

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>>11064426
Who cares, her man is gonna heal her up just right

>>11064566
ew

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>>11064310
as you can see I'm absolutely shit

>>11064296
if I could draw Emerald I might

>>11064470
will do senpai

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>>11064566
>Steven and Jasper's fusion is Andre the Giant
I can get behind this, actually.

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>>11064511
Calm down centi. We can always talk this through with some expansion.

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It's been two years since I had this idea and I still can't settle on a semblance of a plot, How did I let THIS ruin me as a writer?

>>11064566
tigers eye? Or is that Jaspball

>>11064591
If you cannot do Emerald then Yellow or Blue Pearl works. Colossal diapers ftw.

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>>11064296

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>>11064618
Try to let the characters drive the story rather than try to fit the characters in an ironclad story, if you have strong characters that is.

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>>11064654
That is what your pencil doodle thinks.

>>11062316
That's what I'd do if I could draw too.

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>>11064349
>>11064414
>>11064426
Antagonists can be in the wrong and still be sympathetic, just because they are morally grey or antagonistic to the protagonists doesn't mean they deserve anything as severe as torture or rape or death by AIDS either

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>>11064591
I chuckled.

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would you vote for Connie

>>11064591
stunning work of art

>>11064566
That isn't Milky Quartz

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pinch

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>>11064696
I would not vote for her. Trump will erase all their existences for the White race.

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>>11064690
I've been drawing her since before I could draw

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Jasper honey, I'm not saying you can't be beautiful, but it seems really unreasonable to maintain a bodybuilder physique while also having large breasts. Please pick one or the other.

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>>11064336
Different anon than >>11064423 or >>11064494, but, more or less those. Cute/cozy + humiliation is a combination that appeals to me.

Alas, most SU-related art I've seen for this crosses into ABDL territory, which ain't my thing.

>>11064737
stop posting shittemplebeast their style is fucking shit

>>11064740
>this image
I want to die

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>>11064747
Wow shit taste

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>>11064696
She'll win the popular vote, but not the electoral vote.

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>>11064635
fuck I cannae do it - here's BD offering a pair to Pearl instead [spoiler]I can't fucking draw clothes or hands[/spoiler]

desu I'm better off sticking to busts

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>>11064740
Not a fan of abdl stuff. Just diapers in general, they're appealing and sexy. I do understand people push into other territories with them.

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bread and butter

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>>11064720
>>11064616
>>11064577
I love this bomb

>>11064766
>last panel
it's beautiful

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>>11064770
Oh no Bloople's arms are emaciated!

>>11064740
Wait, why is Priyanka a baby?
Why is her hair graying when she doesn't even have all of her baby teeth yet?

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>>11064770
Adorable, thanks hon.

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>>11064564
>>11064448
Anon learn how to connect the dots

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>>11064787
And there's still TWO more days, it's great.

>>11064666
I have strong characters. Part of the issue is the setting and the concept. I can't even settle on that or how they fit into it.

Part of the issue is I've completely diverged from my original vision and the end result is much weaker. I wanted to do something like an urban gravity falls essentially, but it kind of strikes me that the one character who would fit into the paranormal investigator role is too scientifically oriented to take urban legends seriously enough to examine...

actually, come to think of it, it might make sense if she did go after these things anyway because she believes that just because people describe something as supernatural doesn't mean its imaginary. It may be that there was a nugget of truth that went unexamined because the people most qualified to analyze it dismissed it offhand as superstitious hookum.

That said, I might have to rebuild the one chapter I do have in mind slightly to get things working

Thanks anon!