ITT: Pokemon Are Real.
Universe 2.
Who is PAR's favorite legendary?
Last thread: >>10790214
>>10801660
None pizza with left none.
>>10801660
hoopa
>>10801660
Prostitutes choose to get raped xD
>>10801660
Xerneas is pretty rad.
OCEAN MAN
>>10801649
"... why not, I'll try it out."
>Digging through his pocket, Hilbert pulls out four ten dollar bills and a five
"This should be right. I'm Unovan, so sorry it's not P."
>>10801663
>Hilbert is assuming Vance passed out during a trainer battle, since it doesn't make much sense to him how someone knew otherwise
>So OOC I know why she didn't act, but IC Hilbs is assuming they were in a trainer battle, in which case she wouldn't have been able to do much
>>10801660
Yvetal, if only because he's the one I've seen.
I mean I've seen Xerneas too but he ignored me.
Went and checked out the building, it looks like renovation won't be too difficult, but making it high class will be pricy, my modeling job and investments might not be enough.
>>10801743
Take me by the hand
>>10801660
Zygarde, on the basis of having met they through sheer luck.
Even got their autograph.
>>10801779
>I guess Vance passed out IC?
>Two bottles the size of Hilbert's hand are handed over as he counts the money.
"The red one is for the dragon and the green one will be for your steel type."
>He stands up, a smile on his face.
"Did you get tossed here by something? You look like an Alleosian."
>>10801989
Oh yeah Zygarde is pretty cool too.
>>10801799
Hmm... Sell... VIP passes of some sort in advance?
>>10802060
>The casual clothes lacks the pockets his work clothes do, so for now he just holds the bottles
"Yep, born and raised in Castelia. I'm pretty sure it was an Ultra Beast that did it. Sneaky fuckers."
>>10802296
"Hmm... How about a game?"
>He pulls something from his bag, showing Hilbert two closed hands.
"One hand has a ticket to Castelia and the other has your money. I'm not much for gambling, pick the ticket, please."
>>10802205
Maybe, but most of the initial money would be spent lavishly furnishing like twelve bedrooms for the brothel that's supposed to go upstairs, so the best way to cut costs would be to just wait on that until prostitution is legal...
>>10802360
"Considering I don't have the money for a tick back to Unova from...."
>It occurs to him that he has no idea where "here" is, so he glances around the room in search of any indication of where they are and finds.... Book titles in Japanese.
"... fuck. Ticket, please."
>Taking his chances, he taps the right hand. Right is always right, right?
>>10801799
how do you plan on paying your uuuh... employees?
>>10802505
"Kanto. Don't worry I can't read this crap either."
>Ding!
>The ticket is plopped into his hands.
"You'll wanna go straight south down to Vermillion. Just through Route 6."
>>10802370
This is some really bad business decision making, I'll be honest.
>>10802061
Yep.
I kept the shirt.
>>10802370
Oh. That's your plan... Waiting does sound like your best option in this scenario. Maybe... Have your brothel workers work the bar at the moment.
>>10802597
I already budgeted out a month's worth of wages for bartenders, cooks, waitresses, and a couple janitors. After that it would be up to the income of the bar.
>>10802647
The original idea was having a high class atmosphere, but that's probably unreasonable.
So I'm going to focus on the bar and keep petitioning for the legalization of brothels, once that's gone through the bar should have hopefully drawn enough business to fund the expansion to a brothel.
>>10802665
>Every time
That does sound like the right idea, hence why it's what I'm planning on doing now.
>>10802647
>throw mal at
>>10802632
"... right, thanks. I don't think I'll be able to read the road signs down to Vermillion. Buuuuut..."
>Hilbert scratches his stubble, pausing to think for a moment
"Google maps is a thing."
>>10802839
(IC he's going to go bug SB eventually. Don't worry.)
>>10802917
"I picked up a bit of Kantoian in Malie but I'll trust you to lead, o Hilbert."
>He claps his hands together, smiling.
"Come on, I have a ticket too."
>>10802703
You paying them like money and stuff?
>>10803161
>he's going to go bug SB eventually.
cant wait
>>10803161
"What's the timeframe I'm looking for on these tickets? We don't have to be there by the hour, do we?"
>Not even Hilbert can get lost with a map, right?
>Rollin'
>>10803366
(Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not desu.)
>>10803500
"About two hours, we should be fine! Probably."
>He lets out a laugh, following after Hilbert.
"So what do you do? Besides end up getting kidnapped."
>>10803320
Yes, though how far above minimum wage would depend on their performance.
(Does France tip? I assume that's just an American thing but I'm not sure)
>>10803617
(Would you be okay with a PC pokemon joining Mal?)
>>10803617
"I work for Aether. Currently researching natural means of waste disposal, might start researching form differences as well."
>Dubs, Google maps is our savior
>Last two numbers are the minutes until they arrive
"Aaaand I work at a strip club during nights. "
>>10803797
(I don't know if IRL France tips, but you can tip in Pokemon X and Y.)
>>10803797
I work at a hotdog stand so i know how to cook! i might take you up on that....
What are the benefits?
>>10803936
(I don't mind. Go wild.)
>>10804030
"Like Alolan forms? Pretty cool! Why the interest?"
>The second comment merits a squint.
"Do I get a free show for not leaving you here to fend for yourself?"
>>10804030
(Oh rite)
>>10804068
Once I put up the position you can try with all the others.
There will be the standard benefits of a career, health insurance, that sort of thing.
>>10804195
>roll to enslave
can someone rp i cant fucking bump this thread alone
where the fuck is eveyrone
>>10804481
GUYS FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>10804195
>Hilbert offers a simple shrug
"It's just interesting, theorizing what caused the changes.
>And then chuckles and side eyes Mal
"Are you wanting a show?"
>>10804481
(I'm setting up a PS4, just gimme a bit)
>>10804211
awesome~
where is it gonna be at?
Hello /par/... again.
I'm getting discharged soon from the hospital and I'm searching if places in Lumiose to stay and work, if the language barrier is nit a problem.
Also tried to talk to the other amnesiac, he was unreachable.
>>10804536
>His eyes light up and excitement can be heard in his voice.
"Well, why don't you grab a place in Alola? Ask to get transferred or something, eh?"
>He laughs, giving a shrug.
"Maybe. Do I have to pay?"
>>10804745
There was a girl a few days ago that apparently shacked up in Camphrier? If she posts she might say yes.
>>10804739
Lumiose, on Vernal Avenue. Once I've renovated it it will be more noticeable!
>Serena pours herself a glass of single malt on the rocks
>Siiip
>>10804848
I have no clue where that is so it must be super far.... I guess i could dream and stuff.
>>10804998
It's in Kalos.
>Siiiip
(Reminder that five of Serena's Pokemon are open)
(Fem Delphox, Fem Absol, Fem Meowstic, Male Altaria, Male Clefable)
>>10804838
Had to look up where Camphrier is, that seem pretty far away.
>>10804838
"And leave the beautiful Castelia? We have our own varying forms in Unova."
>He hums, putting on a show of thinking the matter over.
"For you? First one's free~"
>>10804838
>ROLL TO C R O W N
>>10805131
Don't have much else for you! Maybe talk to Serena? Gotta go to Lumiose for that!
>>10805188
"Ooooohh. Do tell, what are they like?"
>They've arrived a bit ago so, Mal grabs a bench, sitting down.
"Are you taking me to your place ooooooor are we doing it here?"
>The midget man chuckles.
>>10805201
>Paper Crown: Get.
"What, why?"
>>10804745
Did you try to only one language? Working for me pretty good.
>>10805112
That is like. ... at least like a million miles away! What is with the interest in opening a bar by the way? it is kind of not the usual goal.
(noted)
>>10805259
>roll to make C R O W N E D
>>10805264
Bar and brothel, hopefully. It's for a few reasons, but one of them is having a job that isn't modeling, another is the fact that I've learned a lot about alcohol, aaaand I'm looking to try a lot of new things if I can manage it.
>She already emptied her first glass of the night
>Wait how can she have Scotch when there's no Scotland in Pokemon?
>She pours herself another glass of single malt WHISKEY
>>10805259
I'm already in Lumiose, waiting to talk to another patient before I leave, or forget about it.
Maybe I'll ask this Serena person after that.
>>10805259
"What, are you wanting me to give you a lap dance? In public?"
>Hilbert cocks a brow, smirking and making a "tsk tsk" sound
"In favor of not getting arrested, we can either go to my place or the 5th Street Bar."
>>10805336
(If he goes down the path of EVUL he'll become CROWNED. Give me time, Anon-kun.)
>>10805431
Who are you waiting on?
>>10805463
>He laughs.
"Sure, sure. Your place."
>He turns a glare to a passerby that's staring for too long.
"Maybe we tone it down, I don't think they like that kinda stuff."
>He exhales, shrugging.
"You only have one pokemon?"
>>10804536
>Setting up something that takes 5 minutes max
>>1080475
Still hanging around, man. Been walking around the city, taking a look at the damage.
If you'd like to meet up somewhere, I'm up for a chat. Not much else to do because the guy I need to meet isn't in the region yet. Plus, brand's low, so can't track anyone either.
>Close phone.
>Pick up coffee from random shop, sip on way back to hospital.
>Look back at phone.
[ Error. ]
>'Shit.'
>>10804745
This- >>10805595 -was meant for you. Must've had a glitch in my phone or something.
>>10805351
Why would you go somewhere for alcohol? is it good or something? People usually go to places for food i know!
>confuse
>>10805564
>goes to prank the midget
>teleports some goo on his feet
>>10805564
A fellow amnesiac.
>>10805595
>>10805617
I will be leaving the hospital soon. See you there, I will be the one with the voice recorder.
>>10805657
Some drink for the flavor, but most people drink for the effect alcohol has. It's poison, but very weak, so all it does is make you feel fuzzy, relaxed, lowers your inhibitions...
We're serving food too of course, but that's not the focus.
>Gulp
>>10805586
(Four systems all hooked up to the same TV and an easily distracted Skitts makes for a longer task.)
>>10805564
"Me? Tone it down? Never."
>He hops off of the bench, stretching out and eyeing Mal
"Nope, three. You'll see, let's go."
>Without another word Hilbert turns and starts walking.
>>10805671
Got it. I'll be kind of hard to miss, sitting in the bench in the little park thing outside the front of the place.
>Sit phone in lap.
>Fiddle about.
>'Should I leave the visor up or down or what?'
>Leave visor down.
>Ensure armor is in good condition.
>Pick phone back up.
I'm the guy with the glowing hand. I don't think it's possible to miss me.
>Close phone.
>>10805723
>Not getting an HDMI splitter in which you can have 6+ systems connected.
>>10805716
That sounds kind of weird and cool at the same time. So what is up with that brothel thing? I am kind of curious about it. and why is not illegal?
>>10805716
>Roll to replace alcohol with concentrated salazzle pheromones
>>10805788
Got it.
>REC ON
"Note, glowing hand"
>REC OFF
Time to step into the outside world.
>>10805890
Brothels are currently illegal, I'm petitioning to make it legal again before I open that part.
>>10805982
Why are you so against acting as a breeder? Have you even tried submitted the paperwork?
>>10805981
I'll see you in a few minutes.
>Stand.
>Close phone.
>Wait.
>>10805982
how long does that take? is that like a hot topic in kalos?
>>10806000
that sounds easy
well, i guess i'll go home for a little
i guess i'll keep watering those flowers i have, until i give it to someone
>>10806000
Because that loophole wouldn't fly in Kalos and a breeder license is even more work than daily letters to all major officials.
>>10806078
It will take a long time, gotta get more people to care, which is part of why I'm opening the bar.
It's not a hot topic, sadly. Well, not the kind of "hot" that helps anything anyway.
>>10805667
"Hey! You owe me new shoes!!"
>>10805671
Alright! Have fun!
>>10805723
"Three, eh? You have my attention!"
>He hops off the bench, following after.
>>10806040
>A guy in his forty wearing a suit that looks like it had not been ironed in months shows up
>He has a voice recorder in hand
"Hello..."
>REC PLAY
>"Note, Glowing hand"
"A fellow amnesiac, right?"
>>10806115
Hmmmm.... I wish there was a way i could help.... maybe i could convince my trainer guy to help or something. Why the brothel by the way? sounds like it will take way to much work.
>>10805832
(Give it a week or two, then mine will finally arrive.)
>>10806132
>I'm assuming they arrived already
"Stay behind me. Feel free to check out the view while you're there~"
>With that Hilbert pushes open the door, the hissing sound of his Mawile greeting them
>>10806229
I don't know how much one person could do. As for why? Because I want to, and I'm willing to put in the work to make it happen.
>>10806275
"You need staff, right? I'm still looking for a job, my money from home's going to dry up soon."
"Also, hi."
>>10806132
>a laugh is heard from far away
>>10806101
>goes water his flower
>>10806266
>He chuckles, staying behind Hilbert.
"Do I get to touch or is that extra?"
>>10806347
"Jerk!"
>>10806216
>Look at him for a moment.
"Yep. That's me."
>Hold out hand, ready for a handshake.
"Good to meet you. I'm Theta."
>The amnesiac is looking at a man in navy blue heavy armor, with plates woven into the outside of any extremities, the chest, and the back.
>A dark, glass visor is connected to the helmet he is wearing, which prevents them from seeing his face.
>The feature that Theta explained earlier can be seen in plain view on his hand, being a sigil made of various foreign characters in the shape of an eye, which glows with a faint, sanguine hue.
>Large combat boots and a black glove on the hand that isn't glowing complete the look.
>>10806374
>Accept handshake
>Examine armor
"Some kind of law enforcement group, as well?"
>>10806317
"Oh, you're awake. You down for a drink?"
>She nudges the bottle of whiskey in Anna's direction
"If not, there's juice and stuff in the fridge."
>Siiiip
>>10806458
"Paramilitary, sort of. I think. Not much is clear. I know I used to specialize in dealing with weird shit. Hence the brand. Probably some reason why I'm here, anyways."
>Glance down at sigil.
>Look back up at man.
"What's your name? And what happened with you?"
>Start walking, gesture to follow.
>>10806371
>66
>Phagos is too preoccupied chewing on a metal pole to pay much attention to the newcomer
>Sliggoo, being as blind as all other members of his species, simply listens to the two from a nearby counter
"You've gotta buy me dinner if you wanna touch."
>>10806602
>Follow
"Well that's more about yourself than what I knew about myself until recently"
>PLAY
>An older man's voice is heard
>"International Police, murders unit, does that ring a bell to you?"
"Call me Gene, it is what I remembered about myself"
>>10806588
"I'm alright for drinks, but thanks."
>Time to get juice.
"So, you need a bartender for your project, or somebody to keep things tidy around here? I can cook, too."
>Fidgeting student
"I mean, if you don't mind me still hanging around here."
>>10806588
>Meanwhile, walking down the stairs...
>>10806811
>11
>Told you about the stairs bro
>Rolling down
>>10806790
"I need bartenders and waitresses, you seem like you'd fit either one."
>She shrugs, knocking back the last of her glass
>And now the whiskey is mostly gone
>Good thing she's got more bottles of this stuff
"I don't mind, you seem decent enough, and I've got a spare room if you don't like crashing on the couch."
>>10806707
>He chuckles, walking in.
"Are you an expensive type or no?"
>Pet slug? Or self-preservation?
>Odds and the slug gets a pet.
>>10806811
>>10806848
>I DID IT AGAIN
>I swear this will stop when I'm not mobileposting.
"Oh, hey Light."
>>10806735
"Yeah. Good to meet you, Gene. Fuck, having someone to talk to that isn't a weird black dog... thing is refreshing."
>Sigh.
>Realize.
"Oh, you're one of those I.P. guys. Cool. The recorder rings a bit of a bell, though."
>Think about what else to ask.
>'Never thought I'd get this far.'
"Well, Gene, any plans beyond just figuring out who the hell you used to be?"
[ It appears that Theta is heading towards a restaurant. ]
>ayy lmao finished taking care of flowers, goes out to piss off more people
>who gets dubs will be bugged but the prankster
>>10806882
>Rolled all the way down
>Pained yips and barks
"Bo-ark.."
>>10806922
>You dubs'd yourself
>A noodle caresses your leg
>>10806922
>oh honey...
>not like this....
>>10806893
"Weird black dog..."
>Gene pulls out his pokedex, now unlocked and disconnected from IP business
"...a Houndoom?"
"Got the recorder recently, helps me function better or I would be taking notes on paper constantly."
"Mostly rebuild my life, find a lost pokeball containing my other companion"
>He is fiddling with a pokeball in his belt
>>10806951
>feels horror as the thing is tuggin on his leg
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10806960
>tries to calm himself down and tries to talk to the birb
hey,,,
so, how are you doing
>try not to panic due to the mystery nooodle
>>10806865
"Alright! Everything's coming up Anna!"
>Chug juice, grin.
>>10806944
"Omigosh, you okay?"
>Anna runs over to the zapdoggo.
>>10807013
I'm doing just fine. Fish are all gone.. but in a way that's a good thing. I cant maintain a figure like this just lazing around all day.
>>10806944
"You okay, clutz?"
>She grabs a hyper potion from her bag and uses it on the zapdoggo
>>10807037
"He'll be fine, I think"
>Ricky wake up with a wicked hangover
>>10806848
>>10806944
"Oh damn little dude you alright?"
>>10806588
"What kinda juice you got?"
>>10807093
>>10807037
>Nodding
>Thunderborker smells slightly like alcohol
"Yip yap bark"
>>10807102
"Kinda uneasy on the feeeet..."
>>10807013
>Noodle cares not for your fear
>It ensnares your ankle and pulls
>>10807001
"An... Umbreon, I think."
>Look at Pokedex.
"I have no idea what that is."
>Chuckle, then shrug.
"Anyways, glad to hear the recorder helps."
>Sidelong glance at hip.
"And what is that thing?"
>Theta is referring to the pokeball.
>>10807271
>he tries to take it away as it pulls him like a monster from a horror movie
>>10807090
well, yeah, but, hey, sometimes a bit of extra meat is fine
>he does a chuckle still not trying to show panic
>>10807145
"You need to drink some water, hang on."
>Go into the kitchen to get some water for the zipzap yapper and set it down in front of him
>>10806876
"Do you consider Hoennese takeout expensive?"
>You manage to restrain yourself from petting the slug. It's for the better - the slug begins eating some pizza left on the counter by simply walking over it, the stale food dissolving and getting absorbed into the slug.
"You want a drink?"
>The question comes from the kitchen, Hilbert leaning against an open fridge door and holding two beers.
>>10807359
whats so funny?
>suspicious Bwak!
Is this some sort of prank!?
Just because you gave me fish and called me pretty doesn't mean you can make fun of me!
>>10807145
"Yikes. Got into the liquor, huh, boy?"
>Anna gets up, and looks around...
>>10807423
"Thanks. I was just about to do that."
>>10807093
"I'd be lying if I said this was the first time I've seen a drunk Pokemon. There's nothing like watching a grown man trying to wrangle an Arcanine that got into the soju..."
>>10807319
"Umbreon, that fits"
"This my pokedex... wait a second"
>PLAY
>"Amnesiac has forgotten about most customs of society"
"It is a pokedex, it helps identifying pokemon but can also work as identification for the holder and for communications"
"Yeah, the recorder is kind of my life line now"
>Still toying with the ball
"A pokeball, let me give you a demostration"
>Gene takes the ball of the belt and pops it open
>A Beartic comes out, still confused from the extended stay
>>10807423
>Lapping the water
"Thanks frieeend!"
>>10807494
"Yip!"
>>10807435
"Is that all you eat? What about some steak or something fancy.
>The slug gets a squint before he looks back to Hilbert.
"Sure, why not? Getting drunk in a foreign country won't kill me."
>>10807469
no, i am not making fun of you
why would i even make fun of you?
>>10807599
>dubsfail
>unconvinced.jpg
I don't know honey, i thought you where a nice little alien, why ARE you making fun of me...
Is this all I am, some means for a quick laugh with your friends?
>>10807102
"Orange, apple, lemonade, and of course water."
>She sips her whiskey
"Morning, by the way."
>>10807145
"I take that as a yes."
>Sniff
"Is that me or you?"
>>10807494
"Looks more like hungover Pokemon to me"
>>10807521
"Uh..."
>Theta wonders how that is possible, for that bear to be contained in that little ball.
>He then takes a knee to pet it.
"I'm not entirely sure how that works, but this thing's cute, at least."
>Look up at Gene.
"Just make sure to not lose that thing."
>He gestures to the recorder.
"The other thing, Pokedex, it looks useful."
[ The group has arrived in front of what seems to be an abandoned bar. ]
>Theta looks confused.
"I thought there was a restaurant here."
>Look back at Gene.
"Should we try it, or go somewhere else?"
>>10807650
>He rubs his head and pours a glass of apple juice
"Morning, drinking already?"
>sipp
"How goes the brothel + bar plans?"
>>10807570
"If you're paying for it? Sure."
>The slug lacks eyes and any memes to know or squint back
"Catch."
>Hilbert makes the motion as if he were going to throw the bottle, but stops short, setting the drink down on the counter lightly. He then takes a seat on the couch with his own drink, clicking on the TV
>>10807558
>Slowly reach to pat the thunderborker, listening for any sounds that suggest whether he's cool with it or not
>>10807650
"Probably. Still, alcohol and Pokemon are an... interesting combo."
"My team's probably antsy to stretch their legs, you mind if they come out and say hello?"
>>10807830
>>>Any memes
(I zoned out while typing, should be any means)
>>10807648
i don't really have many friends, actually...
but, fiine, i am sorry i didn't mean to insult you
i didn't chuckle at you, but at myself, because that's what i do when i get nervous
you happy, now you that i am really nevous because i wanted to give you this
>he does the same awkward chuckle that he dod before, as he goes and sends the flowers he was maintaining all these days
i didn't want these flowers to go to waste so i kept taking care of them, to give to someone and i decide to give to you
>he genuinely looks embarrased
>>10807715
>The Beartic is massive, at an over two meters and a half and a weight to match
>He lets itself be pet, at least
>Gene pipes up
"If I lost either I would be completely screwed instead of just almost completely"
"Lets go somewhere else, though..."
>REC ON
"Note, check abandoned locations"
>REC STOP
>>10807830
>He shrugs, grabbing the beer and turning away from Hilbert's sight to take a swig.
"I mean, I can pay for it."
>He turns back, the scarf still over his mouth as he takes a seat on the couch.
"Nice throw, by the way."
>>10807650
"Yiip"
>Zapfox points swivels his foreleg as if pointing at both himself and Serena
>>10807867
>Electrodog lets himself get pet
>Might tingle, as he occasionally lets a short lived spark
>>10807813
"It's not actually morning, you just slept in."
>Siiip
"Scouted out the location today, it looks good, but I can only afford to open a bar right now, so no brothel yet."
>>10807867
"Depends on the Pokemon, and sure, bring out your team, make this a real party"
>Sipp
>>10807973
"Both? Both."
>She nods sagely, as if she understands everything now.
>This is the last time you see this garbo pic
>>10807968
>He eyes up the scarf a bit, but doesn't comment any further.
"Thanks. It'd be a shame if it broke, wouldn't it?"
>The alcohol is incredibly cheap - college student levels of cheap, in fact.
>>10807881
*smol caw*
Y-Y-You got flowers.... for me?
>Suprised_birb
>Mandy shifts her wright uncomfortably, hoping her naturally pink skin can hide her blush
> It doesn't
T-Thanks... y-you shouldn't have...
>>10808031
"Bummer but maybe you'll make enough money you can open it anyways."
>He looks at his phone
"Damn slept in is an understatement."
>>10807973
>Pats are given, and zaps are minimal.
"Aww, you're so calm, oh my gosh..."
>>10808031
"Sure thing!"
>Anna grabs three Pokeballs, and presses the buttons on each.
>A Noibat, a Zangoose and a Braixen pop out - the bat clings to Anna's shoulder and the other two look around, getting their bearings.
"Easy, everybody, we're all friends here... we're gonna stay here for a bit."
>Smile.
"This is Cirrus, the Noibat, Sorcier the Braixen, and the Zangoose is Milo."
>>10808148
( e: Mila the Zangoose, derp. )
>>10808099
w-well, i didn't have to, but i wanted to
>he is red as a beet
those are roses, i hope you like them...
ah, and don't worry i removed the thorns
>>10808096
"Would be."
>There's an awkward pause as he watches the TV for a few moments, before speaking again.
"Is this all you do? Isn't this a bit boring?"
>>10808031
>Nodding again in agreement
>>10808148
>Pets have instantly calming effects
>Contented smiling
>He watches the newcomers being let out of their balls
>>10808142
"Gotta wait on the law to make it a brothel anyways, so I can wait."
>She giggles
"No kidding. I confused you for a pillow for a bit."
>>10808148
"Nice to meet you guys."
>Sippp
>>10808303
"Wonder if Ricky can teach you and the others to speak our languages, it would make things a lot easier."
>>10808324
"Well I've been told I make a good pillow so would make sense I could look like one too heh."
>Nurse that apple juice, also forgot image so drink
"You'd think somebody of your standing could lobby to get the brothel thing pushed through."
>>10807904
"Yeah, we shouldn't go for the ratty place."
>Theta looks elsewhere, and sees a nice pastry store across the street.
"Oh, hey. Cake place?"
>Finish petting the Beartic.
"Wow, that thing's cold. Anyways, keep an eye on that thing, yeah. Wait..."
>Sigil.
>Gene.
>Sigil?
>Gene?
>Theta raises his hand, aiming it at Gene.
"Can I try something? Might fix your memory."
>>10808242
>B L U S H
N-no, that's ok, they are.. wonderful..
>Mandy awkwardly stars at her talons, obviously trying to build up something resembling resolve...
I love them.....
*inaudible squeak*(and you)*inaudible squeak*
>>10808421
"Uh, go on. Things could barely get any worse, after all"
>>10808303
>The Zangoose and the Braixen are at least curious about the zapdoggo, albeit a little cautious.
>>10808324
>Meanwhile, the Noibat is listening to everything and clinging to Anna, occasionally glancing over at Serena.
"Cirrus, it's okay. It's okay, relax."
>Anna holds her juice up for the batte, and all is well again.
"Well, none of them are trying to fight in the house, that's a good sign."
"I'd be up to try to learn to understand Pokemon better. It's a neat skill, and it would be amazing to have..."
>>10808302
"Nope. Normally I'm busy as hell. Working, sticking my nose into other people's business, keepING MY POKEMON FROM EATING THINGS THEY SHOULDN'T BE!"
>The louder half of the sentence is accompanied by Hilbert turning around to glare at Phagos, the Mawile reluctantly putting down a shoe and wandering off
"Anyway, no. I'm normally busy, but my activities aren't exactly suited for two people. Unless there's something you'd like to do?"
>He finishes the sentence with a swig from the bottle and a cocked brow
>>10808446
>is able to hear, the barely audible response
>is entirely red, if he could he would probably try to hide his face on something
>but he smiles and relpies embarrasedly
y-yeah, i (love you) too
>he says it as he covers his face a little trying to hide his blush
>>10808324
>Quizzical borking
>>10808496
>Sparkborker walks towards Anna's team, at least the part on the ground
"Hello!"
>>10808493
>The brand glows as his thoughts come together.
:"Alright, not sure if this'll work or not. Let's hope it does something."
>A crimson aura of light appears around his hand, then flashes as Theta speaks the commanding word.
"Dispel!"
>The light focuses into a pulse, and is directed at Gene.
[ The effectiveness of this is dependent on the roll. Interpret it however you feel necessary, and do not feel forced to change your character dynamic. ]
[ Brand's luster has decreased to sixty percent. ]
>>10808372
"I've BEEN lobbying, they don't seem to care"
>More like no one fucking plays the E4 in Kalos except Siebold and thus nothing will happen because I don't want to force things without other characters getting involved
>She resends the email she wrote last night
>It's probably spam filtered by now honestly.
>Sipppp
>>10808496
"Yeah, I've gotten around it with Delilah's Psychic powers acting as a relay, but she's asleep right now."
>>10808645
>She smiles
"When you're done making imtroductions, could you find Delilah?"
>>10808627
>Elgyem used Charm
>Its super effective
>Mandy's Love rose sharply!
>>10808505
>A chuckle is his first reply before he shrugs.
"Twist Mountain, Dragonspiral Tower, Reversal Mountain..."
>He trails off, a break in his thought as he thumbs the mouth of his beer.
"What about that spooky house at the base of Reversal Mountain?"
>>10808645
>The Noibat chatters contentedly, still trying to drink out of Anna's glass.
"Hi there, you're Anna's friend's friend? Neat!"
>The Braixen sits down and relaxes.
"I'm Sorcier. Good to meet you."
>Mila the Zangoose looks around, tense.
"This place has a weird feeling about it... Hey there, zaps."
>>10808723
"Yeah, it's probably the most common work-around. Sorcier's not there yet, so I make do. I'm pretty sure the team likes me, at least. I've, er, seen what happens when a team doesn't."
>>10808708
>The light pulse bathes Gene
>Something is forming in his mind
"...I think I remembered something"
(Is it too spoilery to know the nature and possible effects of the dispel magic?)
>>10808863
"Anna's friend's friend friend, and Anna's friend's friend's friend!"
"Hello, hello, and hello...what is weird here?"
>The humans hear excited yapping
>>10808723
>Affirmative borking
>Has not finished introductions yet, though
>>10808782
>he still covering his face he slowly inches closer her, and attemps to hug the birb girl
>>10808782
>>10808957
>Voice from ether
HOLD HANDS ALREADY!
>>10808723
(I'd play one of your pokemon but there are like 5 characters there. Sorry but not interested.)
>>10809037
HOW?
>>10808870
( Not at all. )
>You can nearly sense the smile behind Theta's visor.
"Holy shit, it worked?"
>His hand falls to his side, and he cocks his head, waiting for an answer.
>>10809037
...
how does that work?
>>10809091
>passes some seconds thnking
>holds wing feathers gently
>>10809046
(I have to echo this guy. 3-4 characters is no bueno and I prefer one on one interactions.)
>>10809133
>snuggles up to her Elgyem friend
T-this is holding hands?
it feels.. nice
>>10809133
>>10809184
>Presence watches
>>10809096
"Something important, but not everything"
"Where I got assaulted"
(Gene's amnesia was caused by a powerful Psychic attack, and I was wondering if the Dispel could actually help)
(But for now, a single important memory is recovered)
>>10808945
>The Zangoose eyes the group, nose twitching.
"Smells funny. Not bad, but odd. I'll have to get used to it."
>>10809184
i agree...
it feels warm...
>the ayy make a happy sound
>>10809257
>is too happy to notice the presence
>>10809283
>'Oh.'
"We've got a lead, then?"
>Theta takes a breath.
"Glad I could help with it. So, where exactly did it happen? A different region?"
>Behind his visor, Theta is looking south, towards his boat.
>>10809318
"You will! Its all the bottles my trainer brings here"
>>10809385
>PLAY
>The same older voice from before
>"Your mission was to chase this fleeing murderer all the way here, and he got the drop on you"
>STOP
"An abandoned warehouse outside of Lumiose"
this thread has gotten sooooooo fucking boring
its the same
>group forms around character
>lead character never does anything besides try to bang someone
bullshit we had in oldpar
>>10808843
"I suppose I can go for it. Aether won't mind as long as I get some research out of it and..."
>Hilbert trails off, scratching his stubble and thinking
"Hell, I'm off tonight, why not."
>>10809581
>Theta raises an eyebrow.
"That's close to home. One would think that the guy would come back to finish the job."
>'Hmm. This seems strange.'
"Let's go anyways. I've got a trick I've yet to test. Haven't tried, might hurt someone."
>Theta is ready to go.
>>10809667
(Anon could you of worded that better and more discreetly? I do get a bit at what you are getting at, but I'm retarded and need more specified dets.)
>The local news comes on.
>"Local woman kills six with a baseball bat. She describes seeing an angel descend upon her, blacking out and coming to with her neighbor's family slaughtered at her knees."
>"This is the late night Alolan news. Thank you for watching."
>>10809667
(i'm trying to put some things for people to do.)
>>10809715
(basically "ree serena gets everything i get nuffin")
>>10808863
"It isn't a good time, so I've heard"
>Sipppppppp
"Aaand there goes that bottle."
>She gets up, tossing the empty bottles in the trash and pulling new ones out of the cabinet.
>>10808945
>She comes back and pours herself a new glass
>It's back to bourbon for her.
>If her liver wasn't possibly literally blessed she would probably regret this in the morning.
"Thanks Light."
>>10809667
(I'm intentionally not going to let her get her wish on that front, no lewd in thread from me.)
>>10809715
>>10809735
(what the second guy said)
>>10809770
(i'm fucking tired of every fucking group revolving around fugs)
(why doesnt anyone go with mal and hilbert why doesnt anyone go with sun and kira)
(is it because em constnatly throws fits and shills his groups and cries if no one joins them?)
>>10809703
"I just want to fix up my life, couldn't remember how the murderer even looks like"
"But first, the ball"
>Rolling: last digit posts to the warehouse
>>10809735
>He's really resisting the urge to start picking again
"Alright um... I guess that's one more murder to look into...."
>Let's find out which island this happened on
>>10809786
(Maybe because I never specified in thread that people were free to pick up Sun's Pokemon?)
(Btw, you guys are welcome to play his Pokemon, if uh... If that wasn't clear.)
>>10809794
"Got it."
>Theta nods.
>He leads for a moment, then realizes that he has no idea where they are going.
"Uh, right, you should take point here."
>He slows his step, waiting for Gene to get ahead.
"So, what's inside this ball? Some sort of hint?"
>>10809680
"Do you have a ride or am I going to have to call us a cab?"
>He's smiling under that scarf as he rifles through the inside of his cloak.
>>10809786
(A little? I considered tagging along with Vance but decided against it. Mostly because I'm not a very reliable or consistent rper, but that doesn't really help.)
>>10809770
>Zapdoggo watches the glass with not imperceptible amounts of want
>But then runs off upstairs, remembering to pick up Delilah
(How would this part work?)
>>10809786
(Idfk man I thought itd be fun and he yelled at me.)
>>10809866
( You can run short antagonist plots. There is a shortage of those, and they have a tendency to be enjoyable. You can also create a simple character to interact with the thread itself. You have more options than you initially thought. )
>>10809786
(Actually I'm secretly building a character right now desu. They won't be with the usual groups either.)
>>10809860
"No, but someone important to me"
>Gene leads Theta to a run down, abandoned warehouse
>The gate long torn open
>>10809937
(I want to make Em yell at me for the lolz now anon.)
>>10809937
(Which one were you because I'd like to apologise for being a shit)
>>10809939
(Tried that, didn't go well. Just been feeling really drained for ideas and in general lately, and as simple as playing some anon would be, that runs the risk of making a Horrible Mess and I don't really want to anyways.)
>>10809937
(Clauncher?)
>>10809971
"Alright."
>Theta pulls his baton out, extending it with a series of clicks.
"If there's a person in here, waiting... I can take 'em."
>Chuckle.
>Walk forwards, beyond the gate, staring at the warehouse.
"This place has seen better days. Holy hell."
>Check brand.
[ 80% | IIIIIIII ]
"I'll take point now that we're here."
( I may not be here to respond now. It was enjoyable, and I will continue with you tomorrow. )
(I've been wanting to bug Sun and Mal and Hilbert but I'm not sure how. How do?)
>>10809861
"There's always the subway system."
>The rustling of the cloak gets Hilbert's attention, the employee just watching to see if he pulls something out.
/par/, I got the Eevees for the mill I'm setting up. About a dozen to start. Lots of noise, but I can deal with that.
So, now that I got the yappers, any tips on getting this started, any shit I should be keeping track of? My cousin just paired 'em off and kept 'em doped, but I don't have his connections for that shit.
>>10810094
>doped
Please do not even if you get the stuff.
>>10810092
(Guys who plays Sun and Hilbert... You could just have them randomly bump into either of them, ask them random questions in thread, pick up one of their Pokemon, ect... Really, any method works. I'll roll with basically any character intro and enough weird stuff has happened to the two that they aren't going to question random appearances too much.)
>>10809976
(That's apparently pretty easy, just barrage a character with too much interaction and I explode. To the unnamed ghost that wanted to poke Quincy on his way or of Sinjoh, and the Clauncher today, and several others, I'm sorry I can only handle so many interactions before I turn hostile.)
>>10810092
(You can bump into them orrrrr whatever? What Skitts said basically.)
>>10810093
>He sighs, shrugging,
"That's boooooring. Alright, let's go."
>Whatever he was messing with is put away and he heads toward the door, chuckling.
"Come oooooon."
>>10810090
>Beartic is let out of the ball again
"Good to see someone ready here"
(We can continue out of this same point. Thank you too, as well)
(That you found it enjoyable actually matters a lot to me)
>>10810192
(ghost here its ok dude i understand)
(I just want to let people know S.T.A.R. isn't going to be posting for a few days because I have to work on it.)
(Sorry for the delay.)
>Gotta defrag those memes)
>>10810109
Everybody on here looks down on using special sauce to move things along, looks like.
I'll try it your way, though, see if things work out, you feel me?
Anyway, I'm pretty sure these Eevees are gonna be popping out eggs pretty fast, right?
Should I be selling 'em as eggs, or letting 'em hatch before trying to move product?
>>10810412
Sell the eggs, people like bonding with them from the start.
For my next trick, watch this shit.
>>10810216
>Roll to give Mal hemis.
>>10810216
"So which is it? Cab or subway?"
>Can we scope out the ass from here?
>Or is there a cloak in the way?
>Either way, Hilbert tries
>>10810412
Sell them as hatched so you're on the up and up. Prevents people from coming back and saying they didn't get an eevee. though there is a benefit to raising from hatched.
>>10810440
Huh. Hadn't thought about it like that.
Anyway, there any other really important stuff I need to know so I don't fuck up, get raided, or lose stock to avoidable shit?
>>10810545
(Fuck, autoupdate.)
Huh... I got an idea. If I let 'em hatch mostly, I can let people who want the experience >>10810440 mentioned special-order, you feel me?
That way I get the best of both, plus I can keep a few of 'em to expand.
>>10810514
...Can they be a different shape?
>>10810515
>Odd, no ass checking for you.
>Wait for the wind, I guess.
"Cab sounds more fun. Taxi!"
>Mal waves down a taxi and hops inside.
"As close to Reversal Mountain as you can get, please."
>The taxi driver waits for Hilbert.
>>10810611
Nah bro, I'm drawing yuri.
Call back later.
>Rolling for yuri drawing.
>>10810574
Great idea dude.
>>10810611
>He takes a seat, crossing one leg over the other and leaning against the door
"What are you looking to find there?"
>>10810650
Fuck.
You owe me one.
>>10810792
>He gives a shrug in reply, taking a moment to answer.
"Maybe some gems or cool stuff? I dunno, we can just go there to study pokemon."
>He gives yet another shrug.
"If we find anything cool I'll split it 50/50."
>>10810875
You mean two, right.
>>10810875
>Hilbert gives Mal an amused snort
"... and if it's a "cool" Pokemon?"
>>10811034
(fuck)
>>10810894
That's baaaaad.
>>10811034
>Mal squints at him, giving a shrug after a moment.
"We sell it?"
unova
>>10811406
What about it?
>>10813131
it good
>Another nightmare awakens the lewd Pokedestined, who bolts upright with a wordless shout
>She passed out in her chair again, and can't clearly recall the events of last night just yet.
"Fuuuuuuuuck..."
>She gets up, going to make herself a basic breakfast in the kitchen
>Eggos and orange juice, the breakfast of child champions and mildly hungover heroines
>>10814342
you good
>>10815005
>heroine
>prostitutes choose to get raped
>>10815005
>calling her lewd
yeah ok you arent jiji
>>10816146
this
Who wants a porn commish?
ITS ALMOST TWO PM
WHY ARE WE DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THE DISCORD NOW
>>10816637
(It's only 11:40 for me senpai, but alright, I'll go do something)
>>10816541
.... do you have any limits on what you will do?
>>10816637
>Just ask the rp to wake up really nicely.
Wake up please.
>>10816784
you arent wanted turts
>>10816665
As long as they're of age and you've got money.
>>10816637
(Some people have IRL things to do like work)
Have you heard the rumour of a new park in Alola full of fossil pokemon?
>>10817186
Um.... No?
I um... I might've just forgot though! Which island is it supposed to be on?
>>10817283
Akala, for what I have heard of.
>Roll to kill everyone in Kanto
>>10817558
NO NOT THE BEES!
NOT THE BEES!
>>10817558
>With what trainer, mega bee?
>>10817586
where he is going, he dosnt need trainers.
>>10817614
(He does if he wants to mega)
>>10817586
>>10817614
>>10817626
(He has a trainer. Feel free to interpret that roll as you see fit. Especially since I cant kill everyone in Kanto.)
>>10817374
Okay! I'll um... I'll go check it out later! Do they let me bring my Pokemon with me?
>wake up from sleeping with the fluff birb gal
>yawns
good mornig
>>10817780
Morning darling. Was it good for you too?
>>10817586
>>10817626
>implying natural megas don't exist and weren't how it was even discovered in the first place
>>10817799
>but thats wrong though
>only Ray can natural mega and thats cuz he ate a fuggin keystone
>Roll to give Alain better fashion sense.
>>10817834
"... you don't like my current outfit? Alright, how about this one?"
>Alain quickly changes into pic related
>>10817793
y-yeah, it was amazing...
>he blushes and snuggles up to the birb
how is me sweethart doing today?
Are there any Alolans on currently?
I'm going to be moving to Alola soon in all likelihood, and would like some information on things like local events, places to see, and who I want to stay in the good graces of.
>Text the nerdfriend
>"Checked the laws for my desired purchase, I'll be fine. Going to train with the team, then buy it soon."
>>10817898
"No, for fucks sake. Can we get your mom to come with us, I'm sure she'd dress you better. Or fucking even Tobias when he's stoned off his ass."
>>10817558
>Oh fuck there's a murderer in Kanto
>Surge shuts down the gym early for the first time in many years, and goes on the hunt!
CITIZENS OF KANTO, STAY IN YOUR HOMES, THE LEAGUE WILL PROTECT YOU!
>>10817717
idk if it is even open
>>10817927
"Last time I trusted mom's fashion it ended up like..."
>Alain digs through his bags, switching into pic related
"Is this what you want?"
>>10817558
>>10817932
For fuck's sake
Are any of the gyms open today?
>>10817958
"...Better. Put some neon glasses on X and I and you've got a new aesthetic going."
>Extra protocols going along nicely
>Still need the hardware to test them
>Time for Internet
Hello /par/, anyone in Alola or willing to move to Alola for a few weeks top for a gig?
Experience with science and engineering a plus, but not a requisite.
>>10817926
>"Excellent"
>"Mind if I send MAG over there for training while I work on moving preparations?"
>"Should probably also work on Val's fear of water, and not just because of Alola"
>>10817949
Well.... I guess I can check anyway!
>>10817926
I'm an Alolan! Um... We've been having a lot of murders recently so uh... You should be really careful!! Don't leave home alone, let everyone know where you're going, don't go out after night, all that stuff!!
We have lots of places to see but... My favorite are the beaches!!
Um... I'd say um... Try not to make the Trial Captains or the Kahunas mad? Or... Gladion!
>>10818040
Gig is kinda vague!
What are you doin'?
>>10818007
"Glasses are too far, Metagross. Maybe I could just... "
>Tobias' cloak is swiped, replacing Alain's jacket on his regular outfit
>>10818120
>choice specs mal
>>10818040
>ding
>"MAG's welcome to join the party.
>"I understand fully about Val, although I do have a question or two to ask you about him later."
>Training time, rolling, etc!
>>10818066
Hmm... I'm coming from Unova, so danger is something I'm not unaccustomed to. I will be careful, though.
The beaches of Alola are gorgeous, from what I've heard. I have an Alolan Pokemon on my team, and I'm sure a return home will be welcome for him.
As for the important persons, from what I understand, the Trial Captains and Kahunas are similar to League officers, am I correct?
I'm unsure who Gladion is, though the name rings a very strong bell...
>>10818168
"Well you don't look like you sleep in those clothes anymore so it's a start."
>>10818040
"So remind me again what we're going to be doing in Alola."
>>10818120
Simply put, we need someone to live for a few days or weeks at a place near Hau'oli, enough to buy out and renovate it.
Have to specify, it might be a somewhat hard to access place, but, we pay all transport costs.
>>10818210
>MAG easily finds the group in time for training
>It helps to be a camera in the sky.
>"Gotcha. And I may have a few things to say as well"
>>10818272
"Mostly the same as here, except at a safer place with an additional server farm for our Internet business"
>>10818210
Yeah! Alola um... Alola's set up is a bit different from Unova so.... The Kahunas sorta manage each island and like... The Trial Captains manage each town!!
Gladion is the enforcer for Team Skull and kinda like... Manages Aether? I think?
>>10818323
Sketchy place away from society where I'm likely to get my throat slit in my sleep?
Sounds great! Where do I start?
>>10818256
"Well... Tobias can borrow this for now."
>Alain slips his scarf onto Tobias, running his hands through the man's hair to put it back into place.
"Now we can both be fashion disasters."
>He sighs, taking a seat on the edge of the bed and watching Metagross
"What should we do today?"
>>10818336
I see. I believe my friends and I will be on, let me check... Melemele Island.
Thank you for the help, friend!
>>10818449
Melemele? That's um.... That's where I normally stay so.... You guys can always come talk to me if you need help!!
>>10818402
Sketchy and away from society indeed, but currently only inhabited by pokemon and at a reasonable amount of travel away from the closest city.
You can start right now while I proceed with the legal stuff, all you need to do is move to the abandoned oil rig south of Hau'Oli.
>>10818323
"Oh are you still worried about that guy who was following us?"
>>10818575
Sure, sure. Guess I'll grab some nerd books and have a read while I get there.
>No funny rolls today, gotta be normal.
>Last two numbers + 30 for travel time and grabbing books.
(I'm gonna start having UBs bug/possibly aggro on character that use UB portals.)
>>10818649
>Kartana appeared!
>It slashes at the bookcase.
>>10818756
>Slashed bookcase.
>Angry paper.
"Oh fuck!"
>Grab books and book it out the door.
>>10818605
"That, general murdercrazyness world wide and other factors"
>>10818649
Good luck. I will also need your name for legal stuff.
>>10818649
>>10818756
>>10818869
>Guy in a weird cloak being followed by angry paper.
"Turn the cameras on and go after him, quick!"
>>10818869
>Angry paper follows after, slashing at the sidewalk.
>>10818956
"What the hell are you two doing?"
>>10818974
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?"
>Mal turns and runs down the alleyway.
>>10818947
If I don't die in the next ten minutes. Mal is what I prefer my legal name is Crowley.
Hey, quick question, /par/.
I have a great team of Pokemon, I love these goofballs. I'm not sure what the best way to work around the team being nearly monotype is, though - if I get another Pokemon, should we prioritize being the type the team struggles with, or being strong against it?
>Training continues, life is good.
>Frankie doesn't care about the ozone smell.
>>10818947
"Weren't there just a string of murders in alola though."
>>10818974
>>10819023
"Are we live? Alright!"
>She follows after them, talking into her mic.
"This is Gabby with a UB event in Alola! A UB is following a man in a cloak, we're getting this story to you live, right now!"
>>10819158
(dicks)
>>10819023
>Rolling for if paper can get in front of Mal.
>>10819115
Uh, get something that will cover your bases, yes.
Grass types and stuff.
>>10819254
>Paper has successfully cut Mal off.
"Sleep!"
>Mal throws a glovefull of sleep powder at the paper.
>Even/Odds roll because Mal isn't a poke.
>>10819292
>That don't work on grass types bruh.
>Kartana slashes at Mal.
>>10819292
>>10819322
(Hey, so I don't instagank your character with loldubs feel free to make that a really deep cut instead of lol ur foot/arm is gone.)
>>10819254
>>10819292
>>10819322
"The violence! The bloodshed! Right here in Malie City! Keep your eyes on Alola News Network as we bring this story live!"
:/
>>10819377
what now turts
Whats good cunts? I'm Vino, The Truth Jesus pokemon. Just letting you all know you're degenerates and should end it all. Your shite pokemon rp is something I'd expect from a 10 year old on Facebook with nothing to do. Not fully grown man-children.
>>10819402
UBs.
>>10819342
(Pff, I'm fine with him getting hurt but thanks.)
>>10819322
>Whoops, not going to be able to use that hand for a while.
>Mal wraps his right hand in his cloak and turns and runs.
>>10819452
(To be fair in game people that fuck around with UBs get UBs trailing them so I think its fine?)
>>10819377
>>10819452
(If you aren't going to be serious with your complaints don't bother wasting my time.)
>>10819466
>Dubs and bloodshed.
>Kartana is sated for now.
>Better watch your ass on that Oil Rig.
>UB portal out.
>>10819466
Still lame as fuck. Every UB is always an asshole and it just isn't fun or good to watch. Always been that way too.
>>10819505
ok
>>10819549
oh this is bones
yeah get the fuck out of this rp
>>10819549
kys bones jiji hates you
>>10819549
kys bones