/sug/ -- Steven Universe General Dead Thread Edition Last

>>10743134
Buru diamondo it iso the besto

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tattoo

Gems should know best.

>>10744290
THE GANG'S ALL HERE

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>>10744290
>Jasper
>No Lapis

This thread is shit.

>>10746602
lapis is shit

>>10746804
I agree but if you're gonna go for it, go all or nothing.

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When did /sug/ get this slow?

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ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF

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>tfw your diamond tells you to fuck off

Just finished bingewatching all of Star vs.
I can definitely see why people like it more than SU. It's a lot more professionally-done. But that's also what gives SU its charm.

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peri peri peri peri peri peri peri peri
shes so cute aaahh

>>10747267
is the writing as shitty and slow paced as su? I haven't watched it because it looks like generic high school drama and that lizard guy who is supposed to be the main antagonist looks retarded

>>10747343
No, the writing is WAY better paced in Star vs.
The highschool drama part is a little cliche, but it's way better than the townie episodes of SU.
The lizard guy is probably the most serious villain we've had. Every other villain is a fucking joke and belongs in TTG. The other villains are just to appeal to children.

>>10747034
when you landed in the wrong fucking thread

all of you retards

THIS THREAD IS GOING UP

Emerald is the Emoji Movie of gems.

>>10747500
I KEPT TELLING YOU NIGGERS IT WAS CANON
BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN TO ME
AND YOU SAID I WAS A KID

>>10747500
Lapis flies off after that scene with Peridot. They're not fusing. Not now anyway.

>>10747500
i'm pretty sure its obvious to everyone that that scene is a lead-up to a Lapidot fusion
unfortunately

>>10747500
>earth is our home now, and we should defend it and also fuse
>lapis flies away anyway
Kek

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Shit, I hate how they actually make sense

Does this mean lapis is actually Lars's parallel and not jasper like we thought?

>>10747537
In all seriousness, Lapis is the only gem stuck on Earth that can get out whenever she wants

>>10747548
>Lapis is confirmed to poof at one point
Wat

Shitty drawfag here, non lewd requests?

>>10747500
Delusional
Can't wait for you all to get BTFO again

>>10747500
>boarded by zuke who was crying about lapidot being uprooted and destroyed after she quit
>lapis flies away in the same scene
retard

>>10747584
Emerald stroking a picture of Lars only to smash it when an underling walks in.

>>10747577
How new are you?

>>10747584
An irrelevant hanging from a tree

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Humans should go on a ride through town

>>10747597
That sounds like a fun one!

>>10747605
An irrelevant gem*

>>10747584
Jasper and Garnet wrestling in the nude

How do we think Lapis will poof? I'm torn on Steven+Connie actually crashing on an alien planet and Lapis just happening to be there. It seems to clash with Sadie running on the beach for some reason (like they just HAPPEN to crash in Beach City and Sadie thinks its Lars but it's not).

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>I summon my weapon by eating ICE CUHREAM
oh god the early episodes make me wanna die
We've come so far

>>10747343
Has a bit of slow sol in first season, but the second picks up
They also don't wait 50 eps to finally show what was teased/foreshadowed

>>10747620
If they just hit her with their crashing ship on the way down, come out of the wreckage and see her poofed gem, that would be hysterical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

>>10747577
it was in the show, she got popped by who looks like bismuth and then her gem got stepped on

>>10747624
The animation is so good in that first ep. It definitely changed styles from S2 onwards, went from sorta fluid to kinda clunky (but in a way that disguises it somewhat). The worst eps of S2 onwards still look better than the worst eps of S1 though. It's hard to explain.

>>10747267
Sugar did want it to be a crew run show and for that to show (in every aspect). I can respect Star VS, but the world etc. of SU just appeals to me more.

>>10747653
Onion Gang does not look better than Garnet's Universe

>>10747653
We still have a problem with off-model art, though. And Lamar and his outrageously large hair pieces.

The shape of water seems like it's going to be good

>>10747267
bait

>>10747267
You remind me of the time those Gravity Fallsfags came into the /sug/ threads on /co/ and shit it up because their show just died.

>>10747679
God bless him and his consistent inability to be consistent.

>>10747670
Like I said, it's hard to explain without being all "ugh, it USED TO BE GOOD". We just had like 5 episodes in a row that were animated really well (I Am My Mom onwards).

I don't like myself very much.

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>>10747521

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Reminder that Raven quit right before Zuke because Lars perma-dies during these upcoming episodes

Reminder that Zuke ended up quitting right after Raven because her ship was uprooted during the episodes right after these upcoming episodes

Reminder that Rebecca is a retard for hiring mentally unstable tumblr self inserters to work on her show and that anyone who defends Raven or Zuke needs to kill themselves

>>10747686
What?
>>10747703
I'm sorry.

>>10747703
same, dude

>>10747667
Absolutely. I completely agree. The unprofessional animation is a big reason of why I like SU.
>>10747689
faggot
>>10747696
I'm not saying Star vs is better than SU, I'm just saying it's more professional.

>>10747703
I hate myself, bit I hate other people even more

what if lapis really liked rwby and wanted to talk to you about it

>>10747728
disneydrone

>>10747703
I'm an all right person, just wish I was cute.

>>10747714
It's the new Guillermo del Toro film, you should check out the trailer

>>10747742
I think you misspelled Ruby and forgot the female pronoun.

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>>10747710
PUT THIS IMAGE IN A GARBAGE BAG YOU FREAK OF NATURE

>>10747760
I'll check it out later.

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>>10747744
sure, dude.

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>>10747770
she wants to talk about this it's her favorite thing

>>10747742
I'd tell her she has shit taste.

I want to have hot, passionate sex with Emerald and Jasper

>>10747771
she's cute when she's angry, but people are forgetting that she's likely #2 of homeworld authority, going to be a huge threat of season 5.

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>>10747742
I'm certain she does have an awful shit taste

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>>10747703
Well,i like you

>>10747611
You should go on a ride through town with me

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>>10747771

>>10747796
Some generic anime?

>>10747710
BUTTFUCK HER IN THE PUSSY

>>10747846
Okay, I laughed.

>>10747742
I would comfort her and try to help her get better taste.

>>10747548
Sadie trapping Lars on an island seems like a parallel for Lapis trapping Jasper to me, it's literally the same exact island too that Malachite fights on.
Lars and Jasper both have self-esteem issues and both seem to suffer from self-hatred, Becky has stated that is something Lapis and Peridot don't have.
Lars died and Jasper was corrupted, the latter will eventually be healed by Steven so the "owe their lives to Steven" thing can apply to Jasper.
Jasper wanted to go back to her home planet, Earth, but for revenge.
Both are the only characters to wear capes.
Both are orange.

Basically this shit can be twisted in any way but Lapis will always be a Sadie parallel to me.

>>10747841
Okay, but only if we stop for frozen yogurt.

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>>10747597

>>10747832
>Emerald
>a threat
Considering SU's track record with antagonists, she will remain like what she is now - a joke.

>>10747905
Kek

what if pearls kept coming by your house

>>10747905
Heh.
Thats good.

>>10747890
Lars was orange, I meant to say. He became pink after. Jasper was revealed to serve Pink Diamond right as she "died". Will also possibly go back to old PD uniform.

>>10747890
>Both are orange.
Is Jasper gonna turn pink when she comes bakc?
Will the HW trio officially become the Powerpuff Girls?

>>10747911
Well she looks to be blasting Lars's ship to pieces and almost killing Stevonnie in the process, if she has command of a homeworld fleet of ships then she's a big problem.

>>10747934
There's no way Lars will die again. He'll figure out his warp powers at the last second and take all the Off Colors to a nearby planet/ship or something.

>>10747927
>Lars was Asian, and now he's pink
>Jasper will probably change the yellow diamond on her uniform to a pink one
GUYS

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>>10747916
>>10747926
Thanks anons!

>>10747934
That's a lot of assumptions there, mang.

>>10747894
Of course, I love frozen yogurt

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>>10747934
>Stevonnie

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>>10747928
>Will the HW trio officially become the Powerpuff Girls?
>JASPER! Commander and the leader!
>LAPIS! She is the joy and the laughter!
>PERIDOT! She is the toughest fighter!
>Homeworld gems save the day!
Uhh...That doesn't really fit too well now that I think about it.

>>10747952
That's what I think will happen too, but even then her intentions is to kill lars and the off colors despite them piloting her most valuable ship.

>"I'd rather she be sank in the bottom of the ocean than be in the hands of a pirate"
-James Norrington

>>10747548
>we thought
You mean a couple of Jasperfags? Lapis's arc is obviously going the same way that Lars' arc was, you can't ignore how similar they are. I would say Lapis and Jasper both have a lot of similarities to Lars, it's not like these are actually official parallels that Sugar made up, the only real parallel humans are the Cool Kids.

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>ywn lay Emerald on her bed
>ywn kiss her passionately and slowly kiss her and go lower
>ywn eat her out
>ywn hear her try to resist moaning
>ywn pound her and finally hear her moan your name out loud and call her your bitch

Fuck this shit man.

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>>10748015
kill yourself

>>10747954
>Pink Diamond was killed in Korea
That really made me think

>>10747620
Probably after coming back and helping to fight, giving a heroic sacrifice.

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>>10747890
Lars accepting himself as an off-color with the other off-colors + Jasper accepting herself as an off-color with the other beta gems

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>>10747954
>>10748102
Pottery

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Post yfw stevidot is peri's first fusion and not lapis

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>>10748158
post yfw

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I made a few posts about looking for this image and I finally found it. Pretty happy. Probably the best Buck pin-up I've seen.

If there's a larger size hook me up, Indexer.

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>>10748129
pink lemonade lapis soon

If Emerald were a video game, she would be Mass Effect Andromeda.

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>>10748137
They're also both best gem and best human

>>10748240
False
She would be Pokemon Emerald

>>10748243
shit taste

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Will Lapis have one last go on him before she leaves?

>>10748292
If she can't leave with him, she will take something from him

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>>10748243
true
>how to make a townie engaging and likable: make them more like a gem
oh, rebecca...

>>10748323
thats a nice garnet

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>>10748292
Will they grow even closer when she turns pink? Will she try to act like his property?

>>10748323
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger failure at HFY than Steven Universe.

>>10748358
HFY is cringe tbpqh

>>10748358
she stumbled over her words trying to explain the benefits of being human over gem in a recent interview

it's nice on paper, but let's be real

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>"Have any of you see my pearl?"
>"She appears to have run off... again."

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>>10748494
She was in tokyo last I saw

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>>10748511
Why do people try to cosplay as Steven Universe characters? This is so shit, but at least it's not as bad as Peridot cosplay.

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>>10748511
>"Why is she so infatuated with human men?
>quieter, "Why doesn't she see me as someone who can help solve her problem..."

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>>10747548
but i've always thought they were similar

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>>10748539
Honestly you can say that about any other fandom cosplays

I want to see the DiamondxPearl development unfold. Bloople seems to at least respect Blue Diamond and has no problem serving her (at least from what we can tell), but Yellow Pearl recoils whenever YD addresses her. That's not respect, that's fear. She's scared of YD, but can't speak out about it.

>>10747852
how disgusting

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>>10748597
>"Me too..."

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>>10748582
>Rose

>>10748634
> Garnet's shards roll out of the door towards the van

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>>10748158

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>>10748629
>lars

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>>10748582
>That Rose

Did Divine come back from the grave just for this one convention?

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*pop* *pop*

>>10748567

Bitch, 'cause if you tried to fuck her she'd die.

Can't fit a telephone pole into a change purse.

>>10747890
> suffer from self-hatred, Becky has stated that is something Lapis and Peridot don't have
She never said that, she said they thought they didn't deserve to suffer while Jasper thinks she does deserve to suffer. Lapis is even shown is have some self-loathing.

>>10748679
someone post that picture of blue diamonds penis penetrating through sapphire

I want to fuck Steven

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>>10748539

Emerald should suffer a career-ending and potentially life threatening injury.

>>10748634
I fucking love these
Post them if you have them

>>10748715
lapis pls

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>>10748715
Lapis get of this site now.

>Drinking some nice cold water
>Spill a drop
>Falls directly into hole in pants
>hits underwear right where tip of my dick is

>>10748716
that BD looks like an ayy lmao alien

>>10748752
Stop wearing pants with a big gaping hole on your dick

>>10748728
I just got them from the tumblr: http://badficniverse.tumblr.com/

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>>10748716
im not even phone posting why is this sideways

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>>10748773

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How cuddly is Steven?

>>10748759
they are pajamas

>>10748787
jesus BD has big eyes

>>10748745
>>10748733
I will leave, only if I fuck him first

>>10748634
>From the fanfic “There is Never a Good Time for a Road Trip”
Gotta get them titles. Many of them need them for the joke.

>>10748407
The only benefit I can think of is freedom, but even then, that's a result of Gem society rather than the nature of Gems themselves.
If I were Becky, I'd have taken the Gurren Lagann approach and really emphasize that humans being able to evolve is awesome.
I mean, Rose addresses that, but she's more impressed about babies becoming adults than cavemen becoming astronauts.

>>10748804
True, but that one is pretty funny regardless. Hell, I would say you don't even need to watch SU for that one to be funny.

>>10747712
Does raven self insert as lars? What?

>>10748137
Peridot confirmed to be Ronaldo's parallel.

>both are autiatic
>both obsessed with fandom shit
>both wanted to be crystal gems

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>>10748781
>>10748773
>>10748716
>racial features apparent
>>10748654
>70 years old

STOP!

>>10748872
>both are worst gem and worst human

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>>10748795
This one offers himself as tribute.

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>>10748883
Are you racist against our new space immigrants? This jasper just wants to work

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>"Pearl becomes a Reddit recluse."

>>10747500
She would've stayed if it was Steven instead of Peridot.

Garnet = Buck
Pearl = Sour Cream
Amethyst = Jenny
Jasper = Kiki
Lapis = Lars
Peridot = Ronaldo

Wonder who would be Sadie's parallel.

>>10748943
Lapis is Jamie.

>>10748872
>keeping it to trios
>visor vs glasses
peridot also tweets while he blogs (if that was even canon)

>>10748943
Topaz? Sadie is cute, but is secretly tough. Topaz is tough, but is secretly cute.

...I got nothing.

>>10748943
No one is anyone besides the Cool Kids and anyone who says otherwise is an autist.

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I unironically want this

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This tumblr is a goldmine.

>>10748654
>>I thought he was a lost poorly dressed Ruby or something

>>10748974
Are you saying Topaz is fat?

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Gems should be traps

I really shouldn't have played DMC all night...
Anyway, how do you think the Gems would react to Dante?

>>10748943
Ruby and Sapphire are Mr. Smiley and Mr. Frowney, because they are all garbage.

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Why didn

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>>10749026
yes

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>>10749026
Here we go.

>>10749067
lick the feet

The only canon parallels I can think of are the cool kids and cg's trio, and Amethyst and Jasper

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Post your rarest Peridoodle.

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>>10749026
Humans too

>>10749078
>>10749067
>tits
ew

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>>10749086
even sweaty?

>>10749090
That square is shit

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>Peridot finds a bunch of gems in Greg's gallbladder

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What do the gems do while Steven sleeps?

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>>10749113
>no tits
>traps
pick one

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>purico making a greg daki
Based.

Have you guys purchased a daki of your gem-fu or favorite character?

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>>10749129
whore themselves

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Is this from a recording?

>>10749140
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
GREG IS PURE
STOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>10749140
This tickles my bara needs

>>10749139
They can't be traps with tits, faggot

>>10749160
That's from the autistic SDCC thing. Shelby was also at SDCC but just wasn't on the panel.

>>10749160
I don't think so.

>>10749160
no sdcc

>>10747522
KILL YOURSELF

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>>10749174
>no tits
>traps
Pick one and only one.

>>10749210
>meme dick
kys senpai

>>10749116
yeah. it's gross but if she was like that right in front of me I'd be too horny to care about that

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>>10749161
Rose turned him into a slut.
I bet she even made him get fucked by other guys for fun.

>>10748943
The parallels are:

Garnet = Buck (chill leader, wears shades)
Pearl = Sour Cream (pale, lanky)
Amethyst = Jenny (mischievous sister)
Peridot = Lars (screechy awkward new friend ("Sadie's Song" foreshadowing)) (possibly may not apply anymore)
Lapis = Sadie (only friends with the awkward friend, learns to become friends with the main group)
Jasper = Kiki (more disciplined sister, KPDS foreshadowing)
Bismuth = Ronaldo (extremists with dreads)

When will Pearl finally kill Steven in the hopes of bringing back her fat waifu?

happy birthday lapis

>>10749248
>bismuth = ronaldo
I can see it desu, tell SU Critical that.

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>>10749265
THANKYOUSTEVEN

>>10748102
Really activates the almonds

>>10749254
She'll try to about 18 more times before finally succeeding at the end of the show.

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>>10749248
Is Lapis gonna get fat and sing about food?

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what do you think homer simpson's skull looks like
>>10749090
why you weirdo who even is that person

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I like how when night /sug/ comes around the hatebase disappears for the night as well.

>>10749351
>muh hatebase

>>10749351
It's almost like they're all underage children from reddit

>>10749351
kys retard

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>>10749351
What time is it for you, /sug/? It's 6:30 PM out here.

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ANTI-POLYFAGS B T F O

>>10749254
Never.
Pearl is known for doing horrible things impulsively, but she's had 14 years to think about this.
If Pearl kills Steven and Rose doesn't come back, she killed Steven for nothing and everyone would hate her.
If Pearl kills Steven and Rose does come back, Rose would be pissed at her for killing her son, and if Rose hates Pearl, any chance Pearl had of getting in Rose's pants is gone.
It's not even a gamble, since there's no scenario where killing Steven will work out for her.

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best ship

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>>10748158

>>10749395
1:42 AM here

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

>>10748665
Kill yourself.

>>10749395
7:44pm

>>10749395
4:45 pm

>>10749427
Why is he cuming from his butt?

>>10749395
4:47 PM

>>10749456
Someone unironically said that to me once. Shit was the most autistic thing I've witnessed. Why are R&M fans retarded?

>>10749495
>>10749522
>being on the worst coast

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>>10749518
pearl is busting inside him, have a BJ pic

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Kohirasan drew a Pink Lars. So cute. So cute.

>>10749526
They're the embodiment of reddit.

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>>10749427
Delete this piece of crap right now.

>>10749546
>BJ pic
She's smelling it. I wish it was a nosejob

>>10749564
kys pedo

>>10748850
She self inserts into Sadie to be with Lars, because Lars is her husbando

The same way Zuke self inserts into Peridot to be with Lapis, because Lapis is her waifu

>>10749160
She's almost as autistic as her character
Bravo Shelby

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>>10748170

>Jasper name-dropped both YD and PD
>Peridot was the first gem to have an on-screen conversation with one
>Lapis never mentions or even alludes to them
>Fans think Lapis has deep ties to Diamonds
>Mentions both for the first time in trailer but because she's a coward

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to the Big Donut yesterday, just going in for a donut, then I got a flask of Sadie's cameltoe... my boner engaged. When Lars said said "Bingo bongo!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the fat kid sitting right next to me, and his lanky mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son.

I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, Lars and Sadie didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the shop, and I didn't even finish my donut. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the floor and shelves. THATS TORTURE!!

Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a hot pussy like that? Either make women's underwear thicker, or LET ME jack off in your donut shop, assholes

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>>10749566
rip I thought it was a bj from the lineart but guess its just messy lines

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>>10749116
>feet
>lewd expression
>just fuck me already pose
>big cock hard and leaking precum

>>10748883
what the fuck does that even mean, racial features apparent

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>>10749573
Suck my dog dick, you turbonigger.
>>10749638
You too fag.

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>>10749638
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>10749633
LAPIS IS A KEK WHO DESERVES TO BE SHATTERED

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Who is your favorite Civ 6 leader, /sug/?

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>>10749659
>pretending to be me
you faggots still need to apologize

>>10749659
retard. ill fucking kill you. retard. retard. fucking retard. dont get fucking killed by me cause you might. retard. fucking retard. i hate you. retard.

>>10749583
What if Zuke, Raven, and Jake Goldman made a show together with a female main character?

>>10749633
you are a retard

>>10749526
Are the fans really that shit? I love R&M and am excited for new episode tonight but I don't get involved with fandom shit like i do with SU

>>10749639
The dick looks flaccid, so it couldn't be a bj
Still, smelling cocks can be my fetish

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KH Anon here, I've been playing around with some titles for future stories, tell me what you think of 'em.

>Griffin, Grouge, and The Art of Fusion
>Grouge and Peridot go to Empire City Comic Con
>Grouge's Hole (In The Temple)

I'm also working on a rough outline for these stories.

>The Quartizine Beast
>Night of Corruption

And to make things easier I've restarted my Pastebin account, but only for links to my stories.

>https://pastebin.com/Vv7TMDuS

I'm heading out to pick up some groceries, but I'll be keeping a close eye on the thread from my phone.

>>10749395

It's 4:57 over here.

retards are too retarded to know how to kill themselves desu

There's a SUfag on a discord chat I'm on who's been typing an ethnocentric 2000+ word essay on the genital development and the rites of sex of this fictional alien species for the past 20 minutes. He has recently wrote about 2 paragraphs on how they masturbate. He doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon. I wish I could stop him, but I want to see how long he can keep going. Sharing only because I'm a little disturbed at the insane amount of time you people devote/have devoted to this.

>>10749699
kys lapisfag

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>>10749688
>still fucking talking about this
1.21 Niggawhats

>>10749731
thats why you kill them yourselves

>>10749733
>discord chat
I think that's your problem.

>>10749583
I had the weird thought about how peridot's character in camp pining hearts was a boy and how lauren self inserts as peridot.

>>10749736
i do not do what retards tell me to do

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>>10749680
*PERIDOT

>>10749751
Then how do you even breath if that's what your body tells you do to.

>>10749733
take some screenshots

what would happen if you shoved a gem up your ass and she reformed inside you

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>>10749690
You need to kill yourselves, seriously.
>>10749688
You're the one pretending to be me, now YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>10749760
because a body is not mentally retarded, only a brain is mentally retarded like your mentally retarded brain is

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>>10749742
He's pretending to be me.

I'm cool with /sug/ now.

>>10749781
the brain is part of the body you tard baby

>>10749770
i'd fuckin die m8

>>10749781
>It's not your brain the one that tells you to breath
Lapisfags, ladies and gentleman

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>>10749633
I don't get your point? It's good that she's finally talking about them.

>>10749714
Yes. Fans bugged McDonald's about their stupid sauce and got it, they unironically think the show is deep or quote the stuff, they think they know about science, and other shit. Some blog rated the show with a F or lower and a huge wave of fans threw an autistic fit over it saying the blogger was retarded.

Sometimes I cry incessantly, pondering the meaning of my very existence. Is there a deep meaning to life at all or am I overthinking it? I take a nihilistic approach. Life is without meaning. All life is is just a series of complicated chemical reactions in order to preserve itself. All human life eventually dies, and thus all work you achieve during this lifetime will eventually be wasted, once those chemical reactions cease. But then I think, maybe there's more to it. Life is precious. Life is rare. Life is extraordinary. So seemingly organized yet chaotic at the same time. Maybe, just maybe, the path to finding the meaning of life is traveled by living life to its fullest. Meet new friends, have memorable experiences, make a difference in your community, find happiness. Only then, will you truly, and ultimately, find the meaning of life. And hey, you'll never know if you don't go.

>>10749801
the brain is not your whole body you tard

>>10749809
do not butt in cuck, this isn't your conversation

>>10749770
Explode, or vital organs would be crushed into a fine pulp, while the gem in question is now stuck inside of a husk that was a person.

>>10749351
What hatebase?

which gem is beyond forgiveness

>>10749843
Peridot's existence.

>>10749841
The one that hates people because they hate something

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>>10749819

>>10749840
HOT

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>>10749783
>>10749772
>>10749688

Which one is the real dogposter? which one do I eat?

This thread is cancer.

>>10749840
Hold on, how are we sure if the gem can reform if it's contained in a small space?

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>>10749843
pearl

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>>10749886
Post butts to fix it.

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>>10749877
These two. >>10749772 >>10749783
I'm the real dogposter

>>10749890
Well they can't, otherwise how would bubbling work? Or the mirror that Lapis was stuck in.

>>10749819
https://youtu.be/gfja7ofOhxg?t=11m2s

>>10749840
>>10749890
they can't reform if they're stuck in something. like lapis or the lighthouse gem. but enjoy your magic ass

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>>10749907
fresh from the old booru

>>10749915
Then eating gems and reforming inside you is nonsense.
You have to shit them first for them to be back

>>10749936
Are you uploading them one by one?
You know you can upload a lot of them in one click, right?

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>>10749843
The one that won't stop trying to kill the object of her obsession because she's not the same gem she remembers, and raped her old friend to fill the void she left behind. :^)
Also, the whole kidnapping thing was pretty fucked up. And trying to turn Connie into a jihadi meat shield. Jesus shit Pearl, wtf?

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>>10749351
no spook the bug

>>10749890
>>10749928
Oh. Well then. I guess you'll be fine, unless you get possessed by said gem.

>>10749936
I want to smack Amethyst and especially Pearl's nice ass. Sticcs are hot

>>10749955
nah I uploaded it a while ago, im just looking through it right now gathering things up.

>>10749816
>Fans bugged McDonald's about their stupid sauce and got it
Rick and Morty is the Big Bang Theory for people who are too smart for the Big Bang Theory, but still dumb enough to feel smart when lightly pandered to, and the entire fanbase is mentally 14 and think being a nihilist makes them super cool and edgy.
That said, that Mulan McNugget sauce was the shit and if McDonald's is actually bringing it back, then maybe Rick and Morty is a good thing.

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I wonder if we'll get another hit the diamond kind of episode, maybe volleyball again like that official game

>>10750018
Anon-kun...
Why are you posting shit?

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>>10748679
>...

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>>10749683
Pearl.

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New from /aco/
I'm too tired for this shit, so I'm only going to post the links
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=63583
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=63579
http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=63581

And someone requested a BM Lapis, and got a BM Lapis

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>>10750058
I'm posting cute you blind stupid thing.

>>10748716
Aye dont be fucking rude

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>>10750078
Ah,I see...
You have legitimate shit taste after all.

>>10750076
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS
But those dicks are very lazy.

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>>10744290

>no pearl

>>10750059
You can love YD ya know

>>10750076
Why can I not get hard to BM's art?
I literally look at it,and if I was hard,I go flaccid in seconds.

>>10750124
pearl is shit

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we

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are the crystal

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gems