Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXVI
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXXVI.
No dupes, I reserve the right to do whatever the hell I want.
>>10715296
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>10715296
Lum!
>>10715296
Johnny
>captcha FIRST EXIT
That can't be a good sign.
Papa Stalin
Kaings
Clawdia
>>10715296
Makoto Shishio
Elias Ainsworth
Centorea
>>10715296
Machi Amayadori
>>10715296
A FUCKING TADPOLE
Sakuya Izayoi
Gorethony Gaunletano
Recoome
>>10715296
Night Dog
>>10715296
Mokou's best friend
>>10715296
I
Shion's Nightmare
>>10715296
>>10715308
>Damon Gant
>ffs this has been happening way too often for my liking...
Megaman
R8 User Ocelot
SUPA FOX FIRE
Franklin Roosevelt
>>10715296
Arashi
Ruri Gokou
Gunpuku no Himegimi
>>10715296
Doga
Jack
>>10715296
Draco
Ryougi Shiki
Asian Jesus
>>10715296
Araragi Karen
Serbia
Ramesses II
>>10715296
Kirino
>>10715296
The Song
Elias Ainsworth Remover School Shooter-chan
Wolfgang Grimmer
Kingdom of Poland
Craig
>>10715296
Magic Conch Shell
Olaf
The State of HG
>>10715296
Cancer
Sargon of Akkad
>>10715296
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>10715377
God tier taste m8
Lana's mother
>>10715378
poland can't into space
Emiya Kiritsugu
Star Butterfly.
>>10715225(Craig)
>She could've sworn that she was just hearing her opponent wrong when she heard him talk about milk, only to be proven that her hearing was as sharp as ever as he went off into a small discussion with himself. She simply nodded along in slight amazement to his antics.
Woah, I guess I am lucky! Milk always saves me though so I guess it makes sense.
>school shooter
>being able to remove a demon
Not even in your dreams
Ghengis Khan
Marisafag pls give discord
>>10715401
>Implying they aren't already demons
elias is not a demon
>>10715299
Province Banaza Mod. Allows for more accurate borders and tons of more provinces for the Extended Timeline Mod.
>>10715301
...Where on the map is that?
>>10715410
What is he?
>36 UIDs
>at prime time
>all those fillers
>barely any good avas
HG is dead and you killed it.
>>10715405
They did once but no one friended him
>36 UIDs
>at prime time
>all those fillers
>barely any good avas
HG is dead and you killed it.
>>10715417
A skeleton.
>36 UIDs
>at prime time
>all those fillers
>barely any good avas
HG is dead and you killed it.
>>10715296
Tomoko
>>10715397
Chcieliśmy, aby wierzyć
>not a human
>not an animal
WELL HE CERTAINLY ISNT AN ANGEL
LADIIIIIIIES ANNNNNND GENTLEMEEEEEEEN!
After that long network hiatus (and that scheduling conflict earlier. believe me, I was in awe at how bad it was, too!) we're proud to finally present you all THIS next edition of the Gauntlet! Hosted on the correct network, to boot! You won't get that from some competitors, that I'll tell ya!
As per network protocol, I must allow you all SIX MINUTES to either change places with a late sadsack, or correct any mistakes someone else other than me made!
>>10715432
>You grab your wincard from last thread?
>36 UIDs
>at prime time
>all those fillers
>barely any good avas
HG is dead and you killed it.
>>10715405
Stop thirsting faggot
>>10715400
Milk always saves you? Wow, me too! How's it save you? I think being a skeleton my connection to milk should be obvious, but I'm curious about yours. Do you have magical milk powers? Can you shoot it out of your nose?
>>10715439
Hello!
>>10715436
Just call him a skeleton
>inb4: elias is not a skeleton
>>10715432
Is it time to shitpost filler already?
>>10715435
Go back into your block where you belong.
>>10715439
Proceed.
>Papa Stalin
I am not a cruel person. I ask all that can hear me to surrender. There is no need to give yourselves such suffering. Please, do not waste this choice recklessly, I will only say it once before we start.
>>10715453
idc if he's a skeleton or not I just want him to dick me so bad
>>10715439
Ready
>>10715439
R8 > Deagle
I know you fags say HG has always been shit but damn these past couple of weeks have been very shit.
Pull yourselves together you cocksuckers.
>>10715446
Here comes the delusional memespouter, posting gifs of the most unfunny YT channel which add nothing to the discussion whatsoever, further proving our point.
HG is dead and you killed it.
>>10715341
>>10715432
>>10715439
Might as well.
>>10715439
>>10715432
swap
>>10715439
Just look at that... Apparently I'm the leader of the group 9, huh. Lettsso doo diss boiiesee!
>>10715480
Nice dogo
>>10715481
>Our
>>10715485
I think you should have this gif.
>>10715455
uczynić mnie
Ah shit, I missed the second best game in the entirety of hg again.
>>10715439
>Centorea looks around, the screams of the crowd echoing all around her, yet she cannot see a thing but the entrance of the gauntlet, like a gladiator before stepping into the arena.
There are people watching us? Is this some sort of... tournament...?
>A tournament! A joust! Just like the stereotypical joust in the middle ages! Or at least it is how she pictures it.
I see... Well, if this a good fight what the crowd seek, I shall give them what they want.
I am ready, host!
>>10715497
>He thinks it's only one person
Stay delusional.
>>10715477
>
Now let's begin
You can remove one type of person from hg. What type do you remove?
>>10715480
people said this two weeks ago
HG has and always will be shit. Nostalgia goggles are surprisingly strong around here for a community that's only 3 years old
>>10715439
All set here, let's get moving.
>>10715435
kristof
get the wings
>>10715506
The first one must be default games
>>10715518
Me.
>>10715506
Consider improving your reaction time
>>10715519
>le HG has always been shit meme XDDDD
Kill yourself faggot.
Hg is dead again? Must be the 187th time now.
>>10715398
>>10715340
>>10715439
Swap
>>10715518
Useless faggots like you
>>10715518
Faggots.
Hoshi, Bolin, Haru, Ash, Kaito, LF, KK, etc.
>>10715518
The "hg is dead xd" posters, we already know that the threads are dying we don't need to be reminded with the same joke over and over again.
>>10715535
fuck off jaded oldfag shitposter
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HG IS FUCKING KILL FUCK IT'S DEAD MATES
Whats up guys, haven't seen y'all in a few days
>>10715501
Oh good heavens, was this Warsaw? A true shame what the Germans did, good thing no one cares about your pathetic horse-ridding country.
>>10715518
Pedos
>>10715498
>I didn't have this one! Thanko. I'll organize my folder and gifs I have so I can use everything at my disposal.
>>10715439
>Yes
>>10715454
E-Eh?
>>10715483
>>10715484
T-Thanks guys!
>"At least I was swapped in by normal people"
>>10715537
Nah man it's for real this time. HG is dead, no one is posting anymore. We have no avas no games, it's over
>>10715518
No one because I don't condone circlejerks.
>>10715556
>implying
>>10715523
>>10715398
Hey, pssst! Got word from the network someone wanted to swap you in in private. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Mr. Kiritsugu!
>>10715477
>You take that back you fucking WHORE!
>>10715483
I for her! I mean, you, I, for her!
...Accepted.
>>10715484
LAAAAAAATE! DENIED!
>>10715506
...What's the first so the network can buy it out?
>>10715538
DEEEEEEENIED, thanks to that private request!
SWAPS, CORRECTIONS, EVERYTHING IS NOW CUT-OFF! WE WILL BEGIN...after this commercial break!
>A commercial for Venom energy drinks plays, because that's what I'm grabbing to get before I start.
oh SHIT
>>10715518
The thin-skinned faggots who complain about shitposting by shitposting.
These people are the real and only cancer here.
>>10715556
Don't play with my heart, asshole.
>>10715422
I would have if I was there at the time.
>>10715518
all the /b/ fags
>>10715556
You can't fool me with that trick again, other Seth.
>>10715461
If only it there that easy. However, I must uphold my liege's honor, and that of my people, but I hold nothing against any here.
You needn't take things so seriously here, ma'am.
>>10715596
Literally this
Can we start the game now?
>>10715596
But then all the good games would go away
>>10715556
I miss you.
>>10715518
White people.
>>10715611
KEK
>>10715610
nah m8 we need another intermission post
>>10715596
Why are they even here anyway?
>>10715617
Kek is not an argument, lad.
>>10715569
>those
>normal people
>pedophilew
>vegans
>normal people
>implicitititiplying
>>10715566
>thanko
>>10715573
Implying what, this is the real Seth Riggins, baby!
>>10715590
I try not to
>>10715603
Other Seth? But there's only one Seth, and I'm the one true Seth.
>>10715612
me too bby <3
>>10715400
(Pssst, uhh...the network was late telling me this but someone swapped out for you in private, too. You're in, kid!)
>>10715632
>everything has to be an argument
Holy shit. Do people actually have this mindset?
>>10715576
My (Incredibly low budget and shitty) games are the best obviously, haven't you been paying attention?
>>10715611
>
>>10715640
>Seth Riggins
You fucked up.
>>10715640
Fucking bullshit.
>>10715556
>>10715573
>>10715603
>>10715612
The hell is this? Did Seth left or something? Why?
>>10715559
What's Poland?
>>10715575
1795 was a great year! Those Prussian ideas are really really good, huh?
>>10715452
Pfft, I wish I was so cool I could shoot milk from my nose. Back on my planet there's this race of Mewman eating bug, it's like as big as a unicorn! Good thing it melts when touched by milk, or else all my royal picnics would be ruined.
>You wanna stop? So you can focus on the game.
>>10715643
>I-Is that kinda stuff allowed? I was pretty late.
>>10715664
Leave.
>>10715649
>everything has to be an argument
Welcome to 4chan.
>>10715664
Seth left a week ago.
Yuno should kill theirself to be honest, they're the biggest cancer in this community next to asgore
>>10715605
Then I shall test not only your strength, but your honor. I have seen many knights fall before, let us hope you will never be one of them. Good luck.
>>10715664
>Did Seth left
kys spic
>>10715664
He injected himself with autism and fused with Eric in his dreams. We can only get Seth games when Eric goes to sleep and dreams them up.
>>10715566
You probably have most of them already, but you want me to give you the Karen gifs I've had saved for a while now?
>>10715660
>>10715663
???
>>10715664
No, I'm right here. No clue what these people are talking about tbqh
How many Seth is there ?
>>10715690
Agreed desu ne
>>10715698
I like this one.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!
First, teaching Serbia. Then: the world! making civilization great again, one red-pilled country at a time!
Jack-O-Lum! (...Canned laughter? Please?)
I mean...it's even in his name. What did you want me to do?
Robot college is a thing, assuredly.
SHE CAME FROM YOUR HOME, ELIAS. SHE KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS AND TRICKS. YOU ARE DONE-ZO!
>>10715669
>Duh.
>>10715708
>Rollins
>Riggings
>Dream Seth
>Nega Seth
>Htes Snillor
>Nintoddler Seth
>>10715728
>just barely missed a game
That's not coo mane
>>10715674
Make me.
>>10715681
>>10715694
Must have been the strongest dosage of autism if he left for good. Oh well, I'll ask others for details.
>>10715693
I'm too tired for proper English.
>tfw don't know if this is Seth playing identity crisis again or another imposter
Fuck you french nigger.
>>10715728
May I give you two the mercy of a quick death.
I miss old Seth
>>10715640
Stop playing with my emotions dammit.
>>10715664
He injected himself with the ultimate cancer needle and disappeared from the threo, noe he only hosts games in people's dreams.
>>10715694
>I have to start keeping a dream journal just to keep the memory of Seth alive
Jesus Christ.
>>10715728
y-you too...
>>10715765
How do I prove to you and the rest of these people that I am the one true Seth Rollins, the best wrestler in the WWE, better than gender mahal, dean ambrose, etc.
>>10715728
(He... He is holding my hand? Why? Is Fate trying to tell me something. Is he the master I've yearned to meet for so long...?... His hands are soft)
Ahem... Y-Yes let us go together for now. I shall assist you during this match sir.
>>10715728
>>10715786
Say your best friend name
>>10715786
Send me a dic pic in a dream later <3.
>>10715728
>Well let them know that I owe them a swap.
For me! Oh you really didn't need t- Wait. Craig!? That bag of bones!?
>>10715728
O-Oh, looks like I'm the first one to die. Lucky me.
>Lum hits the host in the head with a mallet
You should really fix your machines! They're seriously broken if they're doing things like this to people.
>>10715439
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>10715728
Hey there! You know, this game took quite some time to start. Were you stuck on a loading screen too?
>The kitsune laughs.
Ah, but that aside... What are you here for?
>>10715669
>I'm gonna stop anyways so I can go out to lunch. Enjoy the game!
>>10715728
Thanks for the game but I've got to bow out early. Fridge crisis.
The real Seth died last year and he's been impostered ever since.
>>10715803
Trick question, I have no friends. Because in the WWE, you have to always watch your back and can't be friends for too long
>>10715804
Can do
>>10715786
By messaging me on Discord.
That girl may have lost her target, but she may have also just as quickly gained another one.
Even if he is our Lord and Savior, he's still Asian at heart. (Can I say that? That's not racist, right?)
Must be all the bullets he's got on him.
As he so famously said himself, "The only thing we have to fear, is....!"
>>10715745
I have a schedule, bub! 10:30, The Gauntlet, right there in TV Guide!
>>10715805
>Will do.
>>10715765
>check archive
>that fucking post about autism
Welp, I'll treasure my 4 rigginsmania winncards, thanks for clearing my doubts.
>>10715704
You're killing me familia.
Anyway back to lurkan.
>>10715786
Join my server plz
>>10715837
>tfw perfect pic for this event
>>10715847
Don't ever stop.
>>10715837
That metal detector must be broken! My pecs are made of steel!
>>10715826
Oh shit dude it's really happening.
>>10715837
Hahaha, gets me everytime
>>10715837
>Centorea's whereabouts? How should I put it... After realizing she's been uploaded in a simulation thanks for her knowledge of Star ocean 3 she decided her avatar was kind of dirty and decided to clean herself for now.
>Yup, things cannot be exciting all the time.
>>10715837
Two at once? Well I'm no stranger to--A-agh hey, What're you--
>Ahri's words quickly fade into the distance as she rolls down the hill. The tire eventually comes to a stop at the bottom, after colliding with a tree.
>She barely manages to crawl out of the tire before she throws up and collapses.
Can't really post right now, hard to explain. i'll be back in time for the next thread, I PROMISE!
>>10715538
>>10715576
Understood. Moving out.
>>10715837
>Kiritsugu draws her crudely using crayon
CALLED TO YOU SO CLEARLY BUT YOU DONT WANT TO HEAR ME
>>10715870
Nah, I'll stop just for you.
>>10715837
If I could feel proud I would pat myself on the shoulder. This is an amazing story we came up with.
>>10715901
Fuck off falseflag.
>>10715691
If I'm to fall in battle, then so be it, I know the risks. Good luck to you as well.
>>10715837
So...what does this thing do?
He already did, it's called /pol/. (Did I read that write? The ink got smudged a bit on my hand.)
No, not her super Eurobeat CDs! Anything but that! (Seriously, why do you guys tell me to say this crap that I don't know anything about?! ...N-No, I like my contract, sir. Yes, sir.)
Ruri really likes old war documentaries, huh?
Can't use that gun anymore, now can you?
Would that be...a sing-Song tone? Hahah!
>>10715888
superior horse woman coming right through
>>10715931
That should keep your hands off my Oreo's.
>>10715901
>give legit way to verify yourself
>Runs like a little bitch
50/50 chance atm he's legit.
>>10715959
more like 00.01/99.99
>>10715931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU
>Ahri stares wide eyed at the wall.
>This music was not a good choice.
>>10715931
There is nothing shameful in being a pawn! To put oneself into the shadow to help our better shine. That is true devotion!
...
(I still believe I'd be a knight though...)
>>10715936
>She looks at the armored centauress.
(Someone from my kind? Here?)
Hum... Good evening miss.
>>10715931
Sorry about that one Tomo, but I can only lend an ear to listen to your problems for so long.
>>10715991
>fusion drivers you
>>10715665
Get your capitalist hands off the people's things.
>>10715931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d03Q-jtVWBQ
>>10716002
>fucks
>>10716002
>Is fusion driven, whatever that thing means
You know, I think that mirror is trying to tell two things: one about Craig, and one about the Hunger Games Network.
Cancer actually saved someone's live for once! Who would've thought!
Speaking who would've thought, Poland being related to the Commies? Wow!
That other mirror is slightly better, if more politically-motivated.
>>10715875
They certainly are johnny.
>>10716006
Have you seen this one yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TDNRhrp_c
>>10716020
These clothes aren't the only thing that's going to bleed.
*cocks gun*
>>10716020
Has he forgotten who saved his existence from the National Socialists? Papa is not pleased.
>>10716020
>That is some pretty canonical events
See? This place is not so bad when you get used to it. It is far more of a heaven than a prison Kaguya
OK I'm back thanks for holding out for me guys
>>10715919
>>10715959
>>10715984
I'm 100% real, if someone did impersonate me, I'd report them to the Federal Bureau of Investigation for some sort of slander
That skeleton's murderous enough to kill for no reason. Now that he HAS a reason? You better watch your back at every turn.
NIGHT DOG used...uh...ROLLOUT! (God my hands look like a fucking book...)
...I don't know any Serbain rivers to make a joke about that.
Looks like Olaf's a bit jealous of that prediction from the day before. Just a bit.
Poland being the aggressor? Now THAT'S a new one on me!
>>10716056
Yes, yes, of course. Now that we understand each other so well why do you not simply remove the gun from my head or whatever?
>>10716079
Roosevelt's wheelchair was the base, wheels do not make good foundations. Unless he was attempting to stand, which would make the situation even worse.
>>10716020
A talented actor? That sounds about right! I got the looks to be the lead in at least 136 action flicks!
>>10716079
pls kill me
>>10716020
>The kingdom of Poland?? The centauress has always held herself in high esteem but she would have never thought royal was coursing her veins.
This cannot be... Y-Yes! It is! That part of history must have been erased by treacherous knaves some time later!
I will carry on your legacy.
>>10716045
You did? You have my utmost gratitude for protecting the crown then!
>She bows down... Does she even know Stalin helped overthrowing the nobility in Russia? What a fool...
>>10716076
Still waiting on discord. You don't even have to message me. Just go from offline to online.
>>10716079
This bullet already had your name written on it long ago.
*cocks gun*
>>10716076
If you're the real Seth, host a Rigginsmania.
>>10716034
>Yup. I saw it 3 days ago in fact!
>>10716079
>The song was "What does the fox says"
>>10715699
>Maybe I not, most like I don't. Please do so if you are there.
Look, if any of you guys want the BEST proof, I will post a picture of myself, but only if someone gets dubs
>>10716099
Certainly. Now I have to go to dinner with another captive. You can join us later if you wish.
I guarantee you that skeleton is loving every minute if it, too.
...We, uh, may just need to put her down as a result. Their kind aren't built to survive that.
My daughter likes Frozen, so that's insulting to her. I still agree though.
SHE'S DOUBLE THE SHOOTER NOW, OH MY GOODNESS! AND DOUBLE THE KILLS AS A RESULT!
>>10716020
Janitor?! W-well I know I have a lot of tails that could be used to dust but...
>>10716110
at least 136? Setting the bar a little low there, don't you think?
>>10716079
>The kitsune snickers quietly to herself, trying not to make it obvious the role she played.
Seth will never coming back
>>10716129
>>10716129
Rigginsmania or gtfo
>>10716127
>Maybe not*
>>10716145
What caused him to leave anyway. I missed it.
>>10716136
Where the hell did my blood sample go?
>>10716146
Wait let me try again.
>>10716129
>>10716113
Crown? What crown? Poland lost it's monarchy following the Third Partition, you must be confused.
>>10716136
Disney is capitalist propaganda and should not be trusted.
>>10716148
>>10716123
Unfortunately, I'm on phone right now @ work. Sorry.
>>10716114
Don't have discord app on phone
>>10716160
>>10716146
Cmon Sami, I know you can get digits, you have the workrate to do it
>>10716160
Dammit, looks like i lost my touch.
>>10716079
I certainly didn't expect this... I am sorry...
>She keeps a low profile, vowing to cleanes the world of the abomination she created.
>>10716136
W-Worry not dear host! I am still capable to fight! A true knight won't be defeated by a mere st-
>HER ANKLE BREAKS DOWN AGAIN when she tries to get up. It wouldn't be so horrible if it wasn't for the horse puns and jokes flying all aroung her
>Horses are such fragile creatures really.
>>10716110
>>10716142
Sorry, my mistake. I meant 136 MILLION!
That sounds more accurate.
>>10716136
Maybe it would have been a better idea if I was the one on the bottom.
>>10716129
If you insist.
>>10716132
Having thought things over, I have found that I am much less inclined to tolerate your presence with the threat having been removed. Ciao~!.
>Kaguya flies off at incredibly fast speeds
>being esl
Kill yourself t b h
>>10716175
I gotta get the dubs, gotta do it for the fans.
>>10716175
>I don't have the discord app on my phone
And that's how I know it's not the real Seth.
>>10716175
Seth doesn't own a phone. Gtfo.
>>10716127
Well, here you are anyways.
http://imgur.com/a/qJq7G
...I guess he is, ladies and gentlemen.
He can fight fellow Pokemon, but what happens when he goes against a REAL animal? Spoilers: he loses.
The snowman and the skeleton are downright psychopaths! I expected it from both of them, though.
Despite being in a horse cast, she can still mutilate! What a true warrior!
>>10716175
>>10716196
Can't let the people down.
>>10716175
>>10716210
Oh come on!
>>10716209
MY MONEY! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
>>10716198
>>10716202
Must not know me to well then, because I just got a samshit recently. My mom made me, she gets worried if I don't contact her often.
>>10716210
>>10716223
>this close
I am disappointed.
>>10716175
>>10716223
This is just getting embarrassing.
>>10716236
>mom
he doesnt have a mom
>>10716209
Your blood will flow as free as the Nile soon enough.
*cocks gun*
>Seth is swiss
>Seth left when the chainsaw wielding dude showed up in northern Switzerland
>chainsaw dude got captured by police
I think I got it guys.
>>10716236
Holy shit, kill yourself, Crendor.
>>10716236
Seth's parents are dead. Stop.
>>10716161
I am sorry.. I thought... What?! It did?
>Still believe she's part of nobility the centaur's eyes blazens with crimson determination.
Do you name of those who robbed Poland of its royalty? I shall restitute the crown back and have them taste my blade!
>She obviously doesn't know anything about Poland
>>10716209
Are you the one?
>Her mind clouded by a mix of hubris, wish-fulfillment and the overall crappy atmosphere of the gauntlet, she believe the man toook down the crown of Poland and [event.txt]
Hold on a minute, now! Which god's the REAL one!? Do they have to fight now? I'd love to see it! The ratings will go through the roof!
All those dead Germans and Japs. Think about 'em. And then dance on their graves.
>>10716255
>Many serial killers started out with lesser crimes, most common being arson
MAKE IT STOP, YAME
>>10716272
God is a girl
>>10716182
That's the spirit!
>>10716272
Kali-ma! Kali-ma!!
>>10716175
>>10716247
C'mon, show me the lucky doubles.
>>10716246
Stop laughing at me.
>>10716255
>>10716278
Oh shit.
>>10716248
>>10716263
I was memeing when I said that you goobers. You must finna wonder why I never talked to you guys all that much
>>10716272
You can now freely and legally touch children and marry them afterward
>>10716255
>chainsaw
Seth what the fuck
>Seth was a chainsaw wailing serial killer
Wtf I love Seth Rollins now
>>10716209
>Johnny laughs uncontrollably at Wolfang's cheesy, told to death puns. The other two don't know who's the most annoying anymore.
>>10716250
>>10716041
>>10716041
>>10716119
Excuse me but what's with all this talk of cocks without me?
>KK
>>10716175
>>10716293
The things I do for love.
>>10716278
>>10716293
>>10716298
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/25/swiss-chainsaw-attacker-arrested-international-manhunt/
>>10716292
>gives neck scritches n an Ahri Snack©
>>10716175
>>10716323
Not gonna stop until he has a full game of Sami's.
>>10716316
It would honestly not surprise me if someone like Bolin or equal to Bolin is constantly spamming stuff like this.
>>10716271
You're 150 years and one last partition late, and the countries you would wish to fight either do not exist, or have changed into something completely different.
>>10716272
Sacrifice is necessary for the revolution
So.
You all know how you are being broadcasted at this very moment, on T.V., right? Well...
NOW YOU'RE *REALLY* ON T.V.!
Or...rather, in T.V., but...oh, you get the idea! Uhhh...look! There's who's really responsible for killing the state of HG!
>>10716335
>Happily accepts both.
Thank you! You're too kind!
>>10716323
>>10716343
>Again
Sami stop
>>10716272
>Tears runs down to her tears! The Kingdom of Poland singing its anthem! Even though it is but a reflection of the past, it still looks at alive as ever!
>I wonder when she will understand that the genealogical tree was fake. Maybe never
>>10716205
>Nicee, thank you very much. I have a question tho. Why do you have all these Karen gifs?
>>10716175
>>10716343
I'm starting to lose hope.
>>10716366
Neverrrrr.
>>10716365
>Fang
POWERING UP
>>10716175
>>10716381
Now i have you!
>>10716357
>Ahri is unable to recall what her favorite tv show is at the moment, and is deeply saddened by this...
>>10716387
>She didn't mean to post the one with the fang!
>>10716381
I-
>>10716388
Oh. You finally got it.
>>10716357
That could of gone better...
>>10716388
FINALLY!
>>10716357
>Yes. Yes! YES! It is [flavour of the month generic Sword and sorcery show]. She simply cannot contain her excitement! They are all here [Generic bland MC], [Edgy dark knight], [The fanservice elf]
>It's too much for her too bear, and after some fangirl's screeches she collapses the episode ends without her having taken a part in it at all.
Are we already down to 10? Crazy stuff, ladies and gents!
For now, though, the skeleton has a an absolute death wish! if he could die, that is. Can he?
>>10716381
Alright Sami, you gotta stop now, you're not getting dubs. Instead you should hit the weights and get a clue, you ding dong diddly doofus
>>10716380
Because Karen is top waifu.
>>10716435
hey sethfag, whats your opinion on Aleister Black from NXT, I was thinking about rping as him soonish
>>10716388
Congratulations, here's your prize.
>can we call every Seths "Franz Wrousis" now ?
>>10716435
You cannot stop me, for I have already won!
>>10716388
>>10716422
>>10716453
I like him, especially his entrance where he sits like a coo anime badass
>>10716351
I see... So the kingdom of Poland we see here... Is but an image of a better past...
>She sighs, but looks relieved as if she just had an epiphany.
Maybe it was an sign of Fate... The kingdom of Poland may have been burried into the ages, but its legacy lives on within me.
Thank you Sir! I can see you are of royal blood yourself by the wisdom coming from your words! May you lead you bring peace and justice upon your lands!
>fucks a horse
>>10716400
What's wrong with the fang one?
>>10716464
Fuck off Franz Wrousis
>>10716477
And just like that, it's the Feast, ladies and gentleman! Not too much deaths here, but for the two there are, they are QUITE the spectacle!
>>10716457
You swindled me.
>>10716477
Fuck off Raven
>>10716357
Hey, look at that! I'm already getting lead roles! That lady was right! I AM born to be a super-star!
And I get to serve some ice cold justice in the process.
>>10716426
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO THE HECK WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! I GOT SOME SCENES TO SHOOT TOMORROW!
>After using a mirror to inspect the damage, Johnny finds that "<3 CRAIG" was written in the back with a bit of hair left. Johnny swears revenge.
>>10716438
>I couldn't agree more but sadly I don't have waifus. However, I like and identify myself with Karen a lot. Thank yo for gifs!
>>10716485
literally whomstdve
>mfw it was Crendor all along
>>10716489
M-Mother?! What are you doing here
>She looks a bit embarassed! For all her boasting about being a knight, she still has a lot to learn... But she is still happy to see her.
I... Thank you... I apply myself with great care. Worry not...
(She even bought carrots!)
I miss Tricky
>>10716476
Sure. You can be proud of your heritage as a citizen of one of my buffer states...
Did you just call me a monarch? You seriously have no idea who I am, do you?
>>10716526
I don't
>>10716526
I miss her pussy
>>10716426
OH! A coin! Shiny.
>>10716489
>The camera pans over, and it seems Ahri is in the middle of her own, strange adventure. Dressed in a different outfit than normal and swinging a sword, the kitsune cuts down enemies in her path.
>>10716479
>there's nothing wrong with it, per say. Some people prefer the fangless edit someone was nice enough to make.
The post-Feast...NOT peace! Fooled you there, hah hah!
Also, that village is terrifying.
>I CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE (PLAYER2) IN MY MAIN CODE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>10716537
...Censors?
CENSORS?!
>>10716505
>I don't really have a waifu
Yes, you do. Whether or not you realise it.
>>10716526
I came to her nudes so much when she posted them. If she added a few more pounds it would've been my eternal fap material
>>10716511
Who's your waifu ? Only the real Seth can answer this one.
>>10716357
>the school shooter is the killer
This is profiling.
>>10716534
We haven't been properly introduced Sir, but I see your eyes glistering with the light of noble man!
Allow me.
>She bows down a bit.
My name is Centorea Shianus, heir of the centaur race and the monarchy of Poland
>She's not
>>10716553
>>10716555
Welp.
>>10716553
Mama what the fuck
>>10716553
I really wish you were joking but I know you're not.
>>10716505
Glad to see there's another person of taste around here. And no problem.
>>10716545
>EasyRP.exe
>
Niggers, this is Bolin pretending to be Seth.
>>10716535
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu0f4xF-vO4
That says more about your home movies than you think, horse.
>You'll never see Tricky's icky tricky spot because you're a nufag
It hurts.
Newfag here, who tf is tricky?
>>10716545
>Ahri blinks, holding out her hand.
My my... Raining blood? That can't be right, Or normal!
>>10716589
>Screams in fox
>After the scream dies down, She can't help but feel like this was done on purpose...
>>10716597
underage drawfag attention whore who posted her underage nudes
>>10716597
the town's slut
>>10716586
When you say that it makes a lot more sense.
Why does Seth have so much obsessed shitposters?
>>10716592
They're still on the internet, look for the /b/ archive and go through every single hg thread in april
>mfw I have them on a flashdrive somewhere
I need to find that thing and destroy it
>>10716560
Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
As for this monarchy business, the Poland I'm familiar with is in the hands of the workers now and by extension me. If there are monarchists in Poland now, perhaps the Red Army should pay it another visit.
>>10716553
Fuck off Bolin. Isn't passed ypur bedtime?
Hot
>>10716589
Please, refer to me as Centorea, or "Centaur" at least...
Besides I am not surprised! Creatures of darkness such as skeletons cannot appreciate any display of virtue!
>Her home movies are simply her playing Chrono trigger
>Frog is her favorite character
It's starting to smell like /tlhg/ in here...
>>10716618
>Isn't passed
You had better hope you were a writer today, 'cause otherwise...YOU'RE GONE!
>>10716597
>A good friend and artist that left recently.
>>10716586
I feel like this isn't Bolin, but instead a very respectable avafag that nobody would suspect for shitposting Seth.
>places a plate of boiled eggs on the counter
and now we wait
>>10716592
>you'll never feel his dick inside of you as you wriggle and writhe beneath him, hearing his moans and feeling it twitch as he fills you with his sperm because he already has another
>>10716603
>>10716545
You are right Ahri... And I believe this must be the work of the skeleton that has been chasing us for the past hour!
Trust me! Bloody rain are an obvious sign of the work of darkness...
>Centorea stops the melodrama to be a bit more genuine...
Besides... I am happy to be see of being part of the finalist! I knew you were a worthy opponent when I met you on the island!
>>10716654
Nah, it's Bolin.
Seems like the nightmare spent so much time around Night Dog, she herself picked up a few doggy quirks.
Also, someone gets arrested, but we don't care about them because their name is hard to pronounce. Moving on!
How do horses shave their pussy
>>10716618
>>10716586
Bolin is my bitch, I bet I could beat him up in a real fight. In fact, if i did THAT, it probably wouldn't mean anything to him. He'd probably ask to get beat up more because getting beat up by kids at his school turned it into a fetish for him
>>10716622
>cuckshit
Dropped
>>10716699
>>10716638
>Everything's clear now! The kingdom of Poland hasn't been overthrown! It has simply sunk under the sea!
>Cerea lives the rest of her new aquatic life applying the precter of Chiron and ruling her kingdom with wisdom
>Then she wakes up outstide the arena!
>>10716696
Yup, It's Bolin.
>>10716696
Bolin is what, 13? Of course you could beat his ass.
>>10716638
Looks like Mero and Cerea are getting along nicely.
>>10716657
Well, having just one can't hurt... I'm sure she won't find out I had one anyway, so I'll be all right.
>eats the entire plate of eggs
>>10716680
But I thought Bolin liked Seth ?
You all know that old saying "look your best, play your best"? Well, it doesn't apply to Ahri today.
BUT...
I regret telling anon that snakes like eggs
>>10716755
my eggs love snakes ;)
>>10716750
>reverse search
>no results
LADS...
>>10716742
>implying he's not immature enough to use this chance to start shit since Seth left.
>>10716727
Are those supposed to be tits or balloons holy fuck
>>10716777
What was it?
Also, checked.
>>10716779
Fat floats, nigga
IT DOES TODAY, HERE AT THE OLYMPICS! TWO FALL, LEAVING JUST TWO LEFT! PLACE YOUR BETS, CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND SEE WHICH SPOOK WINS...NEXT SLIDE!
>And next thread.
>>10716750
>he fucking deleted the post
yep, it's bolin
>>10716617
Pleased to meet you Sir. Those are quite the titles you have I must say, I was right about your status! I am sure Poland, however prived of its crown, is in good hands with you...
The Red army?
(Does he want to...)
Are those the men under your commands! Y-Yes! You must send them seek the remaining monarchists and help them restitute the crown!
>>10716797
>>10716797
A supposed irl pic of "Seth"
>>10716777
>>10716802
What was it?
WHAT WAS IT?
>>10716589
>>10716624
>Craig suddenly springs to life as if he had been sleeping for a long time, such as the duration of this entire game. He immediately jumps from the couch and dives onto the projector playing Centorea's home movies, tackling it to the ground and smashing it to bits.
These were SHIT! Be more interesting, damn it! Nobody cares about your video games!
>The skeleton swings back his leg and punts what remains of the projector into the DVD player (or...whatever it is), destroying it too. He most likely destroyed her home videos themselves.
Hell yeah
>>10716638
I can take constructive criticism so just be as criticising as you feel like. Although if you do encounter any parts of the novel that sucked, it was probably written by my partner.
>>10716686
>>10716754
I've been paired with cancer too much. I don't like the implications here.
>>10716800
My sport was people shooting. I was shooting people!
>>10716814
>That numale hair
Anyone save the actual file?
I got worried people would hate me for posting a pic of myself. Here's a better quality one I guess
>>10716814
This is like the third pic of "RL Seth" this week. It's getting old.
>10716842
meme rollins
>>10716811
>He takes a good long look at you raising an eyebrow
I do not believe you understand... The monarchy must be destroyed if the working class is to be freed from bondage and tyranny of a ruling class. My forces, the Red Army, would be sent there to destroy it and free people.