>ERPing as a shemale canine
>every sub who contacts me wants to play as a husky
Why the fuck is it always huskies?
>He STILL hasn't realized that the average furfag is vanilla as fuck.
>not being a part of the shemale masterrace
that's fucked up senpai
Hey man, it's not exactly my choice. I play a variety of characters but the one I'm always contacted about is my dominant shemale bitch, so I give it to them.
Plus, I don't have a problem fucking the subby huskies, I'm just perplexed why bottoms are huskies most of the time.
Huskies are just the most common character overall outside of foxes or cats, right? No one's going to be an otter or an elephant or a ferret unless they really want to be a special snowflake.
And the people who want to be subbed are the most boring people of all, because they want to be lazy or aren't confident in their skills and want someone else to do most of the work as they stumble over sentences surrounded by asterisks.
>Play as a futa dom
>Constantly approach people
>waaaaaah how come avatars only play with clownpiece
Come on man, think about it. It doesn't really take any effort on the sub's part since all they have to do is react as the dom does all the work. There may be good subs out there, but most of the ones that you'll find are lazy, aren't good at roleplay, and can't be drawn into doing any sort of action themselves, not even just some rubbing or kissing.
A real good ERPer is going to be someone who's willing to switch things up part way through, not just keeping to either dom and sub or even something inbetween.
I think the same thing applies to ERP in general though. For every amazing RPer with good characters and a decent attitude, you're gonna find 10 or 20 who are either off their nut of straight up awful.
>ERPing as worst gender
>and a furry to boot
We need an entire new board for this level of trash.
Also it's because huskies are neotenized wolves, and furries always have a hardon for wolves, for whatever reason.
It's always that same handful of animals, even among the ones that do that "i have the soul of an animal" bullshit. Wolves, any of the big cats, foxes, and skunks for some reason (I blame those ancient Pepe Le Pew cartoons). Oh and dragons but that's really pushing their whole "i am actually an animal in a human body" thing when they have none of the personality traits that animal embodies in a totemic sense.
This is why sites like F-List are fucking torture. Even with a profile page that lists your turnons/turnoffs and desired scenarios people still just spam everyone they see with UR HOT WNA MAKE ASS-BABIES?
Shit! How did you sense me among all these furries?!
All 5 Lamenters are here to help bratha!
I tried f-list a number of times and anyone I tried to contact never responded, but was contacted by a number of crazies.
If only I could get a good shemale mistress to dom me. Or really fucking anybody not crazy.
Hoo-Bangin' on the transformers
These trick-ass niggas quick to tuck they tail
But fuck that... you know how we git...
(Can't get enough of this gangsta shit!)
>Why the fuck is it always huskies?
WE WUZ WOLFS N SHEIT
>never erp'd before
>worried id fuck it up by either being a pussy or getting too into my more violent fetishes and weirding my partner out
I just wish i could skip all the starting out establishing shit and just find someone who'd like to ERP as a furry shemale bottom who would be fine with something getting really guro in the middle.