HG
HUNGER GAMES
THE PLACE WHERE WE FIGHT EACHOTHER IN THE ARENA BUT CAN'T BOTHER TO LIFT A FINGER ON SOMEONE ELSE OUTSIDE OF IT!
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>>10553042
Chie and Usotsuki
>Winnall Alamos
>Thanks Captcha
>>10553042
Powdered Toast Man
Emi
>>10553042
Meijin Kawaguchi
Kosaku Kawajiri
Mighty Midori!
>>10553042
Kumagawa
Lord Beerus
>>10553042
Araragi Karen
Togame
Paul Pogba
Gascoigne
>>10553042
The Health Inspector
Megaman
Cosmo
Johnny
>>10553042
Caster
Wu Zetian
Craig
>>10553020
>Each blow bounces harmlessly off of skeleton, his bones now covered in a thick layer of steel to absorb the impact of his punches. This was the second time this week he had been assaulted in such a manner, and as a result he had become apathetic to the situation currently unfolding. Lacking the ability to feel pain, the skeleton lazily reaches out to PTM's toasty face and begins to tear apart the bread as he drives fist after fist into the skeleton's STEEL BONES.
>>10553045
>Craig turns his head and snaps at Uso, not fond of her interjections.
SHUT UP! I'm trying to make the crybaby here cry,
>Craig presses a finger into Chie's chest, poking uncomfortably into her ribs,
so I would appreciate it if you stayed quiet. You nutball.
>Craig turns his attention back to Chie, trying to remember what it was he wanted to talk about. He takes the finger pressing into Chie's chest and brings it to his chin, tapping it as he gets lost in thought.
Oh. Never mind, I've completely forgotten. Something something you can't be called a pacifist because you hurt people something something. There's a pretty solid logic to that. No matter how much you want to identify as a pacifist you can't be one.
Kirino
Eggman-kun
>>10553042
I
>>10553042
Trevor Belmont
>>10553045
I thought it was obvious that you love bloodshed by now. Anyone can tell from the way you hold your expressions that you enjoy hurting others. Good grief, this went sour quickly...
>Kosaku nods, yawning softly. "It's a Stand. Everything is the work of a Stand. It's not magic, no one can cast this and have it work that well."
I believe it must be, too. It's certainly much too complex to be casted by someone, however. Regardless, I must press for an answer.
Alas, I believe I need to sleep despite my better judgement. Usotsuki, I trust you to take care after Chie. Farewell to you both.
>Kosaku walks towards the door, and... opens it, the padlock inexplicably disappearing like it was never there in the first place. Is it the work of a Stand? I'll let you think just what Stand it was...
><=To==Be==Continued====
Zis Guy
>>10553042
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
24 IT IS!
Shimakaze
(Male)
Caesar
Smug Drum
>>10553076
Stop bringing the past
>>10553042
The Song
>>10553099
>PTM was writhing in pain as his face was brutally picked apart by the skeleton.
>He tried to think of a way to defeat him, but nothing would kill him, not now or ever.
>He throws Craig across the colossal hole, slamming him into the other side.
CHECK IT
SWAP IT
PUNCH IT
FIGHT IT
KICK IT
THROW IT
>>10553160
>filler shitter ends up winning again
yawn
>>10553160
Give this poor white nigga my spot.
>>10553123
Don't drop the soap, nigga. The Health Inspector is watching
>>10553099
>Uso smiles at Craig in silence, but he's definitely not a very happy sort of smile.
C: Just because I care about not hurting people doesn't mean I'm gonna refuse to defend myself! I'm just good at avoiding conflict in the games. You're not gonna rattle me that easy, you know!
>>10553117
U: Hmmm? Oh, did I say my name? I meant Chie! Haha!
>Chie flinches, before sheepishly waving at Kosaku as he leaves.
U: Oh well~. Ta-ta, old man.
>>10553160
U: We don't really feel like it right now.
C: How about giving it toooo...this guy?
>>10553052
>>10553131
>>10553160
>>10553099
>>10553123
Eh, let gay boy have my spot. I'm not feeling up to it right now.
>>10553165
eggman-kun always wins, you learn to stop complaining about it eventually
>>10553160
Just give me my trophy. I know I already won.
>>10553177
>>10553119
Heck, give it to this girl then.
>>10553172
>>10553160
Deny it. This is just filler.
>>10553042
KARKAT
>>10553183
I mean the shitter filler who won last game.
>>10553160
It's punishment time! Ni haha!
>>10553107
>pets
>>10553193
>I aint feeling these two is all, take it if you wanna boost your odds.
>>10553195
doesnt kumagawa RP tho?
>>10553160
Best of luck to those in the game
>>10553152
>I wish I had pics of him for France. I need to add more!
>>10553202
>is petted
LET'S START
>ALSO I'M WATCHING ANIME SO MAYBE I'LL FUCK UP
>>10553221
How are you doing today cutie?
>>10553212
Only KK's did. It was better than the nufags too.
>>10553222
Oh hello, Mr Kitty Cat? Are you hungry? I can make you some really nice snack if you wait a b - NO THAT'S A BAD KITTY! BAD KIT -
>>10553222
I already have the clothes that We need for it, so now We just have to collect Our special equipment for school!
>Like it's nothing out of ordinary, Wu puts various devices that could be used for torture in her bag
Now We are ready!
>>10553222
>watching anime
>>10553222
Cool!
>>10553235
Nothing much, just woke up.
>>10553264
>FUCK
>>10553254
>I'M DOING IT FOR THE SAW
>>10553236
He didn't rp last game.
Do you miss Tricky?
>>10553270
Hurry up! Entertain Us with your various stories, and the one who tells the best one will be allowed to keep their fingernails! Of course, the rest of you won't be so lucky!
>>10553270
WHERE'S THE FIGHTING?!
>>10553296
She left again? Good on her.
>>10553222
>School Code. Even if I don't remember I had always gotten good results from school but I wouldn't particularly say that I'm smarter than others. As long as I don't draw attention to myself then I should be fin-
>>10553247
>Nonsense
Thanks for hosting.
>>10553296
She was annoying so no.
>>10553285
>nufag
>filler
>shitter
>niggers oldfags avas
He's banned from my games desu.
>>10553296
She was here yesterday.
>>10553300
FINALLY!
A MURDER!
BUT IT WAS VERY COWARDLY!
>>10553157
>>10553172
>shit, I wrote a lengthy "cya" message before heading off to bed but closed the tab before the image uploaded. Oh well, catch you both around.
>>10553247
U: Waaait a minute...
C: It's still summer!
U: What's the big idea!?
>>10553300
U: You think she'll like it?
C: It's a wolf! She definitely will!
>>10553315
>Have a good night.
>>10553313
It's not my fault she fell into that conveniently dug out hole in the ground with spikes in it.
>>10553300
Studying is more important than needless bloodshed anon. I carved a pumpkin though, so there was some violence.
>>10553313
>Handholding
Pls no.
>>10553315
Sweet dreams, Mr. Craig!
>>10553322
>>10553313
I-It's not like We would ever believe in something like this, b-but if any lingering soul can hear Our voice, tell Us about the afterlife! After humans die, they don't reincarnate as animals, right?
>>10553325
How are you fine people doing on this ride of hay?
>>10553296
Duh?
>>10553325
U: Oh, you poor girl, you're still school age...
C: Yup....
U: Why not just raid that grumpy friend of Uro's for stuff?
C: That'd be mean.
U: She doesn't need any of it! Let's go grab a video game instead!
>>10553321
Dammit Megaman, fill in that fucking hole already, Togame died because of it.
>>10553325
>this is too fucking slow, 1 death every two days should not be VERY HIGH DEATH RATE
>>10553325
Ku fu fu! Maybe if you grovel before us We will think about sharing our pen with you, but for now Our answer is no!
>>10553340
Don't run, I just want to maybe harm you just a little bit!
>>10553340
Are you sure it's set to very high? Sometimes when I do it it can reset itself somehow.
Why is Capcom so shit?
>>10553340
>>10553340
What code is this anyway? Other than my apparent bloodlust for pumpkins and the lewd handholding, I quite like it. It's friendly.
>>10553369
>>10553357
>Yes did everything like that.
>>10553362
>Wiggins Autumn code
>>10553362
Autumn code
>>10553362
>Wiggin's Autumn code if memory serves.
>>10553369
U: Hey Chie, just watch! I'm gonna make this knife disappear!
C: What do you- OH MY GOSH!
>>10553339
But that would take too long and make me an easy target for everyone else. But do I get that extra point since it was my pit?
>>10553340
Why do these footballers have to be so agi-
>>10553369
Nevermind.
>>10553380
HOLY FUCK!
>>10553359
Because they don't care for Megaman anymore. Thank god for fangames.
>>10553393
CONGRATULATIONS YOU MURDERER!
>>10553393
COSMO PISSED
>>10553398
>only 5
WHAT?
HE DID MORE THAN THAT!
>>10553398
>filler shitter wins.
FORETOLD.
>>10553380
>>10553385
Oh! Well I was always curious about the code and now I get to see it. Was is liked back when it was debuted?
>>10553403
GOODBYE
>>10553398
>a fairy godparent kills fucking everyone
That's what happens when you wish for more death
>>10553403
>shitter filler wins
>twice in a row
>>10553398
Congratulations, Cosmo. Thank you for hosting.
>>10553359
Resident Evil, Monster Hunter and Phoenix Wright is still pretty decent. Everything else is not too hot though.
>>10553422
>>10553411
>complaining of filler in dead hours
>>10553380
C: Another wolf?
U: Yeah! But bigger, and fuzzier!
>>10553393
>Uso manages to push Chie out of the way, before getting launched skywards by the car.
>>10553403
>Arena events are wonky with that.
C: C-Congrats, mister...
U: HAHA! Good work! And thank you!
>>10553177
>>10553171
Thanks fag-
>notices the giga nigga
Y-Yes sir.
>>10553403
A pacifist run is always comfy. Thanks for the host mate.
>>10553393
>>10553398
>went from enjoying orchard tours and watching movies to fucking annihilating everyone he came across
Shit dude, someone pissed Cosmo off pretty bad
>It seems you've missed the previous game by about a mile. That's a shame. You definitely would have put Cosmo in his place if you had the chance. Instead, however, you're just sitting on the sidelines, watching him get all the praise.
>Lousy-ass fairy. Who even believes in those?
Is liking traps gay?
>>10553541
yes
but that's ok
>>10553541
Yes, liking penis if you are male is gay.
>>10553541
Yes, but the good kind of gay.
Howdy HG! Your old pal Andy's decided to stop by and pay his fans a visit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKH9bywzgQ
>>10553569
Shitter Filler
>>10553541
>>10553576
Is that what the kids are saying nowadays? Shitter filler? Well, I'm not one to question trends but why don't you go with something more classic and straight forwards, like: "Gee Andy, can I have your autograph?"! Now that's a good phrase, I can imagine all the kids on the block saying to me when I ride in on my trusty steed Onyx.
>>10553577
>Gal. 4:16
>Gal
:thinking:
>>10553446
That was Terry Crews' best gig as a (Voice)actor. Prove me wrong.
>>10553576
>rping ava is now filler
>>10553635
Fuck off filler.
>>10553676
Are you new?
>>10553569
Sorry Andy, can't pick someone to use.
>>10553721
Now that's all right. It's the thought that counts, pardner.
>>10553755
Andy will you sign my shirt!?
>Anon has a white tee-shirt in his balled up fist, barely able to control his excitement.
>>10553676
>filler
oh you would be so surprised
>>10553569
You clocked in the wrong tine, "pardner", no one's here.
>>10553782
It would be my pleasure to do something like that for an adoring fan on this mighty fine day.
>Andy takes the shirt from you and pulls a marker out from behind his ear, preparing to write the first of many autographs today
Now who should I make this writing out to?
>>10553817
>Andy cups his chiseled jowl and begins to think for a moment
Now I wonder why that could be...
You know, it could be the sight of such a strong bounty hunter has given all the usual denizens the willies. I'm sure they'll get used to me in time.
>>10553676
Fuck off KK
>>10553864
>He couldn't believe it! He was actually going to get an autograph from one of the greatest bounty hunters ever! Anon almost didn't even hear the question, turning red quickly and staring down in embarrassment.
O-oh, well. My name's Anon Y. Mous, but my friends call me Anon. Y-you can write the short version if you want..
>>10553864
Oh a bounty hunter now?
>The Stalker places his hand on his own hip, making sure his hands are in grabbing positions to get his gun if anything happens
Now you wouldn't have anyone by the name of "Yuri" would you?
So goyim, I'm feeling pretty good.
What should I do right now?
>>10554002
Drink.
>>10554002
Host
>>10554002
Masturbate and host
>>10553900
>Andy begins writing, and in short order finishes signing "Andy Von De Oniyate -- To my favorite deputy Anonymous" right below the collar of the shirt
Isn't she a beauty? I've practiced signing my name many times for just such an occasion. You know, I'm almost hesitant to let such a work of art go. Ah! It brings a tear to my eye.
Anyway, here you are pardner! Remember to stay out of trouble, Andy's always watching.
>he gives you a sharp smile and tops it off by shooting you with a finger gun
>>10553944
Yuri? Now pardner, that's a name I can guarantee you I've never heard before in all my days of rodeoing around. What makes you ask?
Odds work on secret ava
Evens work on code
0 vidya
dubs host
>>10554030
>he lays back and sighs
Oh nothing, just thought I might of been too much trouble and someone might of sent a bounty hunter at me or something.
If that's not the deal, what brings you hear? You hear to get some free shit from the arena too?
Odds continue playing Medieval Waifu Simulator
Evens go out
0 make a new secret ava folder
dubs host
>>10554002
bowl
Odds keep listening to funky music
Evens work on a new secret ava
0 keep listening to funky music because zero is an odd number
dubs host
singles, kill myself
>>10554095
People like you are why nobody believes anonymous anymore.
>>10554054
Me? Hahaha, well I'm a straight shooter with a sixgun on his hip whose just as lionhearted as they come. I'm here to keep the peace and maybe even do a little bit of law enforcing in this wild arena while I'm here. I'm a modern day Wyatt Earp all right.
>>10554063
>Medieval Waifu Simulator
I'm interested.
>>10554114
...Why though? why the fuck would you enforce the law here? This place is hectic and I'm looking to r- I mean alot of people are looking to be bad people, you really sure you can handle it?
>>10554105
shut up i'm dead
I'll host when my right eye stops fucking burning.
>>10554123
Fire Emblem. I freeshopped it the other day and , while I've played better, I'm hard pressed to come up with a more waifu-centric game other than maybe AA2
>>10554143
>reeshopped
You mean you shoplifted?
>>10554143
My nigger. Which games have you played?
>>10553569
>>10553599
>Shiki walks by, a slightly exasperated stare donning her face as she's eating her Haagen Dazs strawberry flavored icecream. A monotonous tone left the heart of her larynx as she spoke to the cowboy.
Do you mind handing me an autograph so you don't have to hear you yelling? I don't mind you gathering a crowd, but it's kind of interrupting my thoughts... I don't even recognize you so I'm not sure whether you're that much of a celebrity either.
>>10554149
It's not shoplifting if I'm not directly stealing it from a physical store :^)
>>10554151
I'm only just getting into the series now with Fates. The older games definitely pique my interest, but I'm not sure where to start
>>10554138
>cums in your left eye
>>10554176
Arr matey, me understand completely.
>>10554176
>Fates
Better be Conquest or you're a fag.
Anyway as for getting into the series first you'll need a gamboy emulator, I recommend VBA. As for getting the roms, Emuparadise works fine.
For the games you should play:
1 Blazing Sword (best game in the series IMO)
2 Burning Blade
3 Sacred Stones
in that order, then you can play Awakening which is on the 3ds if you want
After that if you're really got a hard on for the series you can try Genealogy of the Holy War, it's hard as fuck to get into compared to the rest of the series tho.
>>10554132
There's not a burden in this galaxy that's too big for my well defined shoulders to bear.
>>10554152
>The cowboy's larynx rattled out as a soft Texan drum as he spoke to the apparent follower of emo subculture
Haven't you heard of my name before missy? I'm the finest bounty hunter west of Mars, the name's Andy Von De Oniyate.
>he pulls a signed photograph from his suit pocket and holds it out to you
>>10554260
Fucker that's... eh fuck it, you do you, just don't blame me once a dragon or some other mutant shit comes out of here to say "hi", I'm gonna go sleep now.
>he lays there and sleeps in his spot, well, pretending to anyway
>runs through the thread naked, arms flailing wildly
>>10554274
>Confident in having instilled faith in a new fan, Andy nobly places his jacket over the sleeping angel
Sleep tight, pardner.
Secret avatar prom when?
>>10554282
>attaches a small censor bar onto your dick to cover it
>>10554297
>small
Fuck you.
>>10554260
Andy Von De Oniyate? Doesn't ring a bell... the only thing ringing a bell is you yelling out towards everyone else about autographs.
>Shiki finishes her icecream and steps forwards, accepting the man's signed photograph and staring at it for a brief moment before letting a sigh leave her mouth.
Mars...? A bounty hunter...? At least your profession is something interesting, but on Mars...? Seems a bit surrealistic. But it's fine... I guess.
>The girl rubs the palm of her hand along the right side of her face, still annoyed at the yelling, however, now also suffering from a brain freeze. With annoyance in her voice, she keeps staring at the picture.
Could you be useful and hand me an aspirin, mister Von De Oniyate...?
First unlimited for the ultimate thrill ride.
>>10554295
>he knows
shit shut it down
>>10554302
The truth hurts the most, doesn't it?
>>10554319
Heh
>>10554319
Ryougi Shiki
>>10554282
>follows closely behind you.
>>10554319
Heart and Soul
>>10554319
UNDYNE
>>10554327
Not as much as your dick scraping on your knee.
>>10554319
Andy Von De Oniyate
>>10554319
Reigen Arataka
>Michiru sits down and starts kicking her legs back and forth, waiting for Sachi to arrive
>>10554295
august?
>>10554319
Sliver Queen
>>10554319
The Reese Stuff'd PBC Burger
>>10554319
Lord Beerus
>>10554319
Ink Boss
>this is an game?
>>10554319
The Gay Community
>>10554340
>implying it only scrapes on my knee
>implying i didn't lose a leg at a young age and had to use my dick as a replacement leg because it's so big
>>10554319
Aether President Lusamine
>>10554351
Is there something you need assistance with, Michiru-sama?
Could it be perhaps that you are having difficulties placing the plastic straw into the juice box again?
>>10554319
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10554319
Generic Waifu
>>10554375
Do you ever walk barefoot?
>>10554371
doesn't asgore have a new pic?
>>10554319
Zat Guy
>>10554319
Johan Liebert
>>10554319
Eggman-kun
>>10554392
no that would be tricky
>>10554319
Gascoigne
>>10554319
Ronald
>>10554319
Best Game of Thrones character
>>10554319
Horse Free Household
>>10554371
he does, but I think I forgot to save that version
>>10554380
D-don't say that out loud in front of everyone! I just need some help with cleaning my underwear, I went through all my pairs and I'm going commando now...
>>10554319
Captain Luna
>>10554319
Bender
>>10554319
Thursday the 20th
>>10554419
Oh shit
>>10554319
Vikings
>>10554315
Don't you reckon it's hard for people to hear me when I'm atop Onyx like this? If I don't holler I won't be heard at all. Maybe you should find somewhere more quiet like? Actually, I've got just the thing for a girl like you.
>Andy pulls something out of his pocket and tosses it toward you
>Up exception, they appear to be packaged Andy Von De Oniyate brand blue ear plugs with his face inscribed on them, in a women's size.
I usually carry these around with me in case I have to make use of my fast gun while there's a maiden around, but you could use them to tune my beautiful acoustic voice out if you're really in such a sour mood.
>>10554436
These are not vikings
>>10554371
>not using the newest version
>>10554441
Correct. They're Rohirrim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjb_pKjhZSY
Here's your reaping.
>>10554319
Araragi Karen
>>10554458
You gotta work on that speed.
>>10554451
I forgot to save that version, but just found it. As one anon so eloquently put it "Asgore looks like he's about to stab someone at a bar"
>>10554451
How the fuck are Yosuke and I still not on this?
>>10554458
fuck off hoshi
>>10554409
Certainly! I will attend to your laundry needs at once Michiru-sama.
However, what if a more than gentle breeze comes along? Or if you happen to walk over an air vent and the wind blows your skirt upwards? The outcome could be disastrous.
>>10554460
Kanbaru is teaching me how to run faster.
>>10554467
Because you guys are good at hiding
>>10554456
I accept this challenge!
>>10554319
Kurumi
>>10554467
Abos need not apply
>>10554467
Because Tricky made it and she's in her own little world where cool dudes like you don't exist.
>kissu
>>10554458
>>10554456
Swap please
>>10554462
Is, uh, that a good thing?
>>10554467
Nufags who make these shitty things always call oldfags dead and never put them on.
>>10554472
I'll be in your room while you do my laundry! Nothing can go wrong then!
>>10554451
Why would anyone post their irl face here on 4chan?
>>10554492
Why are autists like you never able to understand that Jude's sim doesn't do swaps?
>>10554476
How tf can I hide? I'm a fat cunt
>>10554484
Don't be mean to Yosuke. He's welcome on the list as much as anyone else.
>>10554485
A-Anon... That's lewd man.
>>10554495
We're not dead? Shit...
>>10554501
yeah, just post your dick instead.
>>10554506
Nufags gonna nufag.
>>10554502
>>10554517
Hasn't the chart been around since last year, though?
I just realized something, we had a prom for every era of this place, An oldfag prom, a midfag prom, and a newfag prom.
now we just need a nufag prom.
>>10554498
Understood. I will bring you a change of clothes once your laundry is finished.
If you are going to be staying in my room, I respectfully ask that you refrain from your usual hobby of starch masturbation for the duration of your time there.
>>10554522
>implying last year isn't newfag Territory
>>10554529
How would that even be possible?
>>10554537
there's a difference in newfags and nufags
>when your dogs try to fight while you're hosting
Here you go, slide 1.
I hope it's not cancer.
Oh wait.
>>10554529
>newfag from
there wasn't a /trash/ prom though
>>10554437
I doubt it... there's plenty of people who can hear you without you yelling. You can holler, but when your gun's more silent than your voice you can't expect to be a perfect bounty hunter now... can you?
>Hearing him yell about a quiet place and something perfect for a girl like her made her smirk, doubting the man could ever provide her with anything that would manage to silence his yells. Shiki stared at the man before catching the ear plugs, however, her stare soon turned into a confused gaze, wondering what she's supposed to do with just ear plugs.
I appreciate the gesture... but this seems like a real shoddy piece of merchandise. Besides, what am I going to do with just a pair of ear plugs...? Plug it into one of my daggers to hear the sound of murder, or to hear your scream as you reach an even more beautiful voice when a sea of red engulfs you?
>She let out a quick giggle before throwing the man a small bucket of strawberry Haagen Dazs.
Just kidding, have some as my appetite suddenly disappeared...
>>10554549
Homecoming counts right?
>>10554543
No their isnt.
They're both cancer.
>>10554544
>Already dead.
Fuck.
>>10554557
>kissu
>>10554544
Shocking
>>10554544
Let's play, little fuzzy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8RVwzlg1ks
>>10554498
>>10554535
>wanted to pick up a Grisaia ava and now see this.
>people will assume I'm doing it for the circlejerk
>>10554587
>>10554591
Kill yourself nufag.
>>10554587
Arent you supposed to be like a hunter or something Gas man?
>>10554587
This isn't half bad.
>>10554544
As I've already said, my appetite is gone so just take whatever you want.
>Shiki walks off to sit on a nearby crate, watching her surroundings and waiting till the rest of the party disappears.
Any moment now... it'll finally give me some rest from all these... loudmouthed individuals.
>>10554591
nigga we had those two for the longest while.
>>10554510
That I would do.
>>10554535
Can't, shan't and won't! I'm gonna be touching myself all over your room the second you close that door, you better be ready!
>>10554571
We've been over this. It's too lewd for here.
>>10554591
Just do it anyway. If you think it'll be fun playing them then play them. No ones making you circlejerk. Just chat to others aswell so you're not circlejerking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8m9Mg6i6X4
>>10554623
do it pussy u wont
>>10554510
you asked for it
That was a rather abrupt ending.
Congratulations to the winner.
Shall I host again?
>>10554552
>Skillfully catching the tin of ice cream tossed at him, he looks it over before deciding it's nearly worthless and tosses it over his shoulder. It hits the ground with a saddened "sploosh"
Thanks but no thanks missy. This stuff can't be any good for human consumption. It lacks the proper nutrients a working man like myself needs to stay active.
You should consider eating something more filling, like a can of soup hand cooked by yours truly. Not many people know this about me, but besides being an extraordinary space cowboy, but I'm also a gourmet chef! One can of my Son of a Gun soup will leave your stomach full, your mind spinning, and your palate absolutely begging you for more. Why don't you try yourself some of this once you're feeling a bit hungry? You won't regret it.
>Utilizing the same impressive amount of skill he caught the ice cream with earlier, he tosses you a can of his irresistibly delicious Son of a Gun Soup with the precision of a world class pitcher
>>10554650
yassssss
>>10554650
Congratulations Andy
Thanks for hosting Adachi and only if you want to.
>>10554650
Why are cowboys so hot?
>>10554650
RIIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEDDDD
>tryhard rp
Really putting a damper on my spirits here.
How do you guys cope with the feeling of being useless and being an annoyance to everyone who has to deal with you.
Asking for a friend.
>>10554634
How duull...
>>10554650
Congrats, cowboy man~. And thank you!
>>10554650
Was there ever any doubt? Thank you kindly pardner.
>>10554652
Give me 5 minutes so I can shower please
>>10554650
If you want to. I'll be able to RP this time.
>>10554668
Wow. I feel the same way actually.
>>10554667
Tryhard RP is Tricky's overly detailed finger sucking, or Asgore's super funny meta comments as the Mayor.
This is good RP.
>>10554668
I try to just not think about it. The more you stress on those kinda things the more of an issue it seems to be.
>>10554668
Have you tried not being useless and not being annoying?
>>10554689
>sucks your fingers
>>10554689
>super funny meta comments
that's homestuck's thing dude.
Placements.
I'll be hosting again using the same tributes.
>>10554668
Do you feel useless or are you actually useless? Pretty important difference.
>>10554685
We should join a club
>>10554690
Hard to not think about it when everyone rubs it in like salt on an open wound.
>>10554695
I'm not taking advice from you anymore.
>>10554689
>overly detailed finger sucking
excuse me what
>>10554707
Wait a second.
What is this? That isn't the correct slide.
>>10554650
I guess good job Squid.
Con grats
>>10554707
WHAT
WHY
>>10554591
If my existence is displeasing to you Anonymous there is always the option of murder.
>>10554629
>Sachi has already left to perform cleaning rituals that utilize the time tested machines known as a washer and a dryer to remove undesirable substances and suspicious white stains from your clothing, and as such she is unable to hear your cries of defiance
>>10554707
>missed the first and hoped to get in
>use same tributes
Oh
>>10554715
>he's never gotten down onto his knees and sucked on someones fingers while moaning
Completely normal rp scenes desu.
>>10554715
>Tricky kneels down before the stickman, placing her hands together in a clasp of a prayer.
Please, Booce! Please, I'll do anything to have to opportunity to serve you right here, right now! My master, my God, you're who I live for and crave to serve! I'm at your mood's mercy, a-and...
>She grabs your hand, and brings it to her face, proceeding to suckle on your fingers gently.
Mmm, mm....Mwah, mmm...
Post additional tributes if you wish to enter.
>>10554707
Somehow those don't correspond with the order the kills were made in.
>>10554742
I accidentally ran the sim again and the cowboy came out as the winner, again.
>>10554739
Lana's mother
>>10554739
EXPAND DONG
>>10554739
Me
>>10554739
Catling gun
>>10554736
I thought she was doing that to intentionally be cringey, but still, kek
>>10554591
pls don't kys Yumiko
>>10554714
Okay? Don't, there isn't any skin off my back.
It's too difficult to give advice to somebody I don't know without it being cookie cutter shit like "do your best" that's a given, and quite frankly if you're not going to identify yourself I don't want to put in the effort of figuring it out.
>>10554739
Generic Husbando
>>10554739
Miku's ass
>>10554749
What are the odds?
>>10554739
Me
>>10554739
Silver Queen
>>10554739
A FUCKING RATHALOS
>>10554739
Shimakaze
>>10554736
Desu, I like Tricky, and even I thought that was way too far.
>>10554708
I have no idea anymore if I'm just completely useless or if the people around me have high expectations. It's been going on for so long I don't even know.
>>10554739
the Ghost
>>10554773
Don't know.
>>10554784
Ask then.
>>10554739
Maria the Shipgirl Stalker
>>10554739
Erica Hartmann
>>10554766
>Wasn't me, playing the game right now and building the folder.
>>10554773
1 in the number of tributes times the number of tributes.
or
1/2x
>>10554732
>>10554736
Well thank god she's gone now. What the actual fuck?
>>10554739
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>10554739
KITTER
>>10554792
Ask myself or ask the peopme who treat me and tell me I'm useless
>>10554652
>Shiki watches her icecream being thrown away, discarded by the man, leaving her with a frown donning her face. She grimaced as the man spoke up, annoyance being the one emotion her face entailed.
Sure... but I figured a man on Mars, who's constantly dealing with extreme temperatures, could use a hand... or rather said, a refreshment given by someone who had plenty anyway.
Are you trying to give me dieting tips here, cowboy...? I'm not a girl that's waiting for a man to tell her what to eat, especially not when the only food that gives me any enjoyment is the ice you just threw away... ugh... it makes me angry as well, but there's little I can do about it. Just hand me the soup, I can probably drink it and hope it functions like an aspirin... or better yet, horse tranquilizer.
>Shiki catches the can of soup, pulling out one of her daggers with her unoccupied hand, spinning it around with her index and middle finger before cutting it open at the top. She puts her lip against the tin and takes a sip.
It isn't the worst I've had... but I wouldn't precisely call it something I enjoy. It's not you, it's just that I don't enjoy food in general.
>>10554739
Ryougi Shiki
>>10554822
Go with both.
>>10554739
Escape artist
>>10554739
Plain Bread Chan
>>10554786
>cums in your mouth by mistake
or did i
>they think they've seen try-hard rp
>not noticing posts like >>10554827 and >>10554652
>>10554830
The answer would be a bit and yes respectively
No more tributes!
>>10554736
What the fuck am I reading? Jesus christ, this is like, mid tier /erp/ levels of blegh
>>10554739
Blails
>>10554732
>>10554736
>he doesn't suck on fingers
>>10554844
I pointed it out but was responded with "that's not tryhard rp."
>try-hard rp
Who cares if they are try-harding, if they are having fun, let em.
>>10554844
What sets me apart from the others is that I don't have to try hard, pardner. I'm already good.
>>10554844
>the "anything over a line is tryhard" meme
>>10554844
"I'm shit at RPing so they must be tryharding!"
New reaping!
>>10554844
>wah i cant rp as good as they can so ill call their rp tryhard
Get good, kid.
>>10554876
But don't you understand, anon? If you don't like someone doing something, they're a cancerous tryhard autist who is beneath you, always.
>>10554876
But I'm insecure as fuck and need something to blame for me not being able to make greeting posts or talk to other avas.
>>10554889
Is that my favorite person I see down there? I think it is.
>>10554889
"Let's do this, Soul! We cannot do any worse than last time, so we're already off on the right foot!"
>"We could be last instead of second-to-last."
>>10554909
ya eilas pretty cool
I want to ship with Lana's mom for prom.
>>10554917
I'm the best at making you people like you sound utterly retarded.
Yeah my rp's pretty much one of the best around these parts, kiddo. Watch your step.
>>10554930
I-i was actually trying to type something but hit enter.
anyways.
ROLEPLAY MORE
>>10554915
...Who?
>>10554927
If you want to you can. I can try to gather enough image to reply with if anyone actually want to pair up with me.
>>10554492
Sorry for saying it late but thank you very much for swapping with me.
>>10554927
I Might forgive you if you take that back and ship with me instead
Somebody make me a new thread.
>>10554927
Don't make nufag prom a thing. I don't want to ship with anyone.
>>10554958
>I don't want to ship with anyone.
then don't
>>10554942
eila ilmatar juutilainen
>>10554844
kys baron
>stares
>spits
...
>>10554958
>Not shipping with somebody who isnt a nufag just to go and win
>>10554957
"That was a nice shot, Soul! That's already off to a much better start than last time!"
>"Yes, but he was just one of many trying to kill us. Stay on your toes, Heart. There are bound to be more where he came from."
>>10554827
>Andy recoils after hearing your words, and takes a minute just to be completely flabbergasted before he comes takes the glove off his right hand and reaches up to wipe the tears from both of his eyes
No one's ever said such thoughtful things about my cooking before. Usually they're too deep in a trance from the heavenly taste of my soup to even move, much less tell me how good it tastes.
You know missy, when I first laid eyes on you I had a feeling you were something special, but this... This is something I could never have imagined happening. I have something special I've been saving for the right person to come into my life for me to give it to them, and now I think I've finally found that person.
>he pulls a small silvery plastic badge from his jacket pocket and kneels over to pin it onto your chest
You're now my official deputy.