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The farm life is a peaceful one. Barely anyone has died before and now no one has died today. Is something crazy going to happen? Stay tuned to find out!
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>>10549951
Before I continue acting as his voice, er...does anyone know who this is?
>>10549980
Steady there, now, boy, calm down!
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>>10549980
I don't know why, but I feel really good about my business party in this one, Mr. Family man seems like he has great business sense!
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>>10549980
Money isn't everything in life but it sure is a whole bunch of it! Wooohooooo now wait until Nii-chan notices we have a bunch of money! I'm going to buy one, no, two new package of cards and I'm going to build the largest, highest and thickest card house known to man.
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>>10549980
>Dragonforce finally gets reception on their phones
GLORIOUS, FOREVER MORE IN US,
WE ARE VICTORIOUS, AND SO ALIVE!!
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>>10549980
Can you post the picture you're using as the game's background please?
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>>10549980
These cards are unlike many I have seen before. Weird images on them and apparently sentient.
Killing the one you tag in? Words like 'scumbag' and a-hole' can be used to describe you.
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>>10549980
I'll show her! "Betcha can't paint a whole fence" she said, well I'll show her just what I'm made o--
>Ranma pauses as he's halfway done with painting the fence. Slowly relazing that he was tricked, he tosses the paint brush against the fence...which in retaliation, flies back in his face. After clutching his forehead and mumbling like a bitch who just got her ass beat she/he collects himself.
Goddamn it, that little snake!
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>>10550076
>Relazing
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REALIZING! GODDAMN IT ME!
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>>10550057
I know a pun that would be perfect for this moment but.. That just seems disrespectful, I'm sorry.
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>>10550057
>The entire Dragonforce band fucks a tractor
WE'LL ALL FIND OUR SACRIFICE TOMORROW,
OUR JOURNEY ON TOWARDS A BRIGHTER DAY,
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>>10550057
>Karen points the telescope at the sky and the only thing she can see during the night is a bunch of dots.
Uhmm, interesting. So this is where the power of Justice comes from, huh? I wonder what would happen if these dots are present during the day. They might not be stars at all...
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>>10549985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucJ8vgOllhc
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>>10550049
Very well.
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>>10550057
Go and worship those above today or someone will force you to.
The classic tale of starcrossed lovers appears again. Will the poor win once again?
Look at her go! Wouldn't it be tragic but also hilarious if she was gored by that thing?
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>>10550107
Your next line will be... "HUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHE, HUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHEHUREHE"! To you!
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>>10550057
How...clever.
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>>10550138
How... have you not killed yourself yet, you pathetic fucking leech?
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>>10550124
Then I'll have to use the powers in my hand to avoid this forbidden love, Kosaku, I'm sorry.
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>>10550124
Some people really like the good ol' days, as some may call them. Any technology is met with extreme prelude. Prejudice? Prude?
A man in a dress is quite terrifying to some people. Not to these ones however.
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>>10550124
Wait, wait! I don't want to church, Deku. You can't force the unwilling! It's a inJustice!
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>>10550158
Kys yosuke you pathetic useless aussie. Do you literally have nothing better to do but shitpost all day? What a sad sad life you must live.
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>>10550124
I really don't understand how such a violent activity could be entertaining.. Oh wait.. That's what's we're doing right now..
>>10550171
A-are you sure it was because of that and not because I'm a machine..? And I thought Amish people were non-violent!
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>>10550124
>Dragonforce looks into the clown' soul and realizes her sadness
SILENT TEARS WE LEFT BEHIND, STILL SO FAR AWAY,
ACROSS THE ENDLESS SANDS,
THROUGH THE FIELDS OF OUR DESPAIR
>>10550171
>Dragonforce is no longer the Kings of Carrot Flowers
FREE FOR ALL ETERNITY, WE STAND
YEAH!!!
RISE ABOVE THE UNIVERSE TONIGHT!!!
STARCHASER!!!
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>>10550171
You can't be serious. Did this crossdressing freak really think he could take on a Martial arts master and his crew? Talk about having a couple of screws loss, what a wackjob.
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>>10550171
I'm not really sure if we should be here right now but I won't question you guys.
>Karen takes a seat while looking at the guys doing their thing.
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>>10550171
So many days have been peaceful. It makes a woman think why it could be.
But wow, that backflip was amazing! I give it a nine!
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>>10550215
STARCHASSAAAAAARRR!
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>>10550181
Discouraging aussa's shitty autistic behavior is doing God's work.
You're welcome.
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>When all you want is your enthusiasm and eagerness to participate to come back.
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>>10550215
Ho, everyone will vote for Justice without a doubt. I'll be the winner of this election.
>>10550224
Security! He's disturbing the peace of this election!
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>>10550124
>>10550162
But you never let me do anything I wish! It must always be about what you want! Why can't I make my own decisions?
>Despite Kosaku not wanting to play this game any longer, he feels the urge to play along. "Perhaps it's just the feeling of pretending. I have to work on my 'roleplay', particularly if I'm staying like this."
Mark my words, "mother". I will achieve my goal in taking their hand... in marriage, of course. If father was here, he would allow this to happen!
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>>10550215
The repercussions of having naughty fun will a machine shows itself.
Your fate lying in the cards doesn't get more literal than this. What a deadly deck!
But she hasn't killed anyone? She must have been framed! By who though?
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>>10550246
>Dragonforce try to think of a way out of her before security escort them away
FLY TOWARDS THE STORM, SEE THE WORLD REBORN!!
>They were chased out by a girl
FEEL THE PAIN INSIDE THE VOICE OF SORROW!!
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>Nobodies are bodies without hearts
>Heartless are hearts without bodies
Who writes this shit? Silly Japs.
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>>10550231
You didn't answer my question.
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>>10550277
CROSS THE DISTANT SHORES, FIND THE OPEN DOOR,
STAND ALONE, IN JUDGMENT FOR TOMORROW.
>The entire band had been drunk this entire time, the all fall off the stage mid song. Thier concert is canceled.
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>>10550277
The comfiness of the days are ruined by the most ironic one to end them
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>>10550310
Yosuke has a hard time answering questions.
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>>10550255
>Ochako stares at her rebel grown-up ''child'' and all she does is walk closer to him and touch one of his shoulders. Her Quirk is activated and Kosaku floats against the ceiling, making an illusion that he's glued on it.
I don't want more excuses, Kosaku.
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>>10550286
>Dream Eaters are nightmares personified(?)
>Unversed are just creatures of darkness lol they're totally not heartless
Kingdom Hearts was good until Coded. Prove me wrong
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>>10550336
I can't
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>>10550326
A deck of cards, some random schmuck who doesn't look like he's good at anything...and me. Great, looks like I have to do all the work.
Alright, losers; stand back and watch the master work.
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>>10550326
Sometimes dying doesn't have to be so spectacular. Those are the saddest kinds of death because no one remembers them.
Pretending to be the ones that serve have dire consequences. They strike back crueler than one may think.
Mother and son reunite once again to make some seafood. It's so wonderfully sweet that it makes me wish that I have a parent.
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>>10550286
And it only got stranger and more idiotic the further you dive into the series. But granted, Kingdom Hearts isn't the only one that pull off that nonsense.
>>10550336
I cannot... story wise. Gameplay though is a matter of opinion since I think KH2 is the funniest Kingdom Hearts has ever been, while KH BBC is the most balanced if you don't count super bosses.
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>>10550378
I just cant get into kingdom hearts seeing an animu boy go evil being controlled by a disney villain is just something I cant take serious
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>>10550278
>Karen stares at dragon force with a blank expression, unable to think what they have in their minds. Like a statue she remains while a girl chases them.
...I guess I should eliminate Dragonforce from the list of enemies.
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>>10550387
The only Kingdom Hearts game I could force myself to play was 358/2 Days, mostly because it had a significant lack of Disney. I would recommend it, it was actually a really solid game that had a great ending. Without spoiling too much it's one of those "you vs. a fucking army" finales. Really good.
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>>10550377
A rare case of everyone actually feasting at the feast! Take a quick snapshot because it isn't likely to happen soon. Especially with what happened to those that did eat.
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>>10550335
まさか!What the—? Are you serious?!
>Kosaku thrashes, attempting to get down from the ceiling. "What kind of Stand is this? Never before have I seen something so... so versatile! And dangerous!"
Let me down from here! You cannot keep sheltering me when things like this naturally happen!
>Kosaku scoffs internally. "Ironic, considering your father did the exact same thing."
>>10550326
>>10550370
>Kosaku sighs, looking out the window in search of something interesting. "I'm the only person in this room who can't do anything helpful. Great."
I'm a salaryman, not a reporter. Is it possible that you can find the stories and I publish them? I don't fancy myself a writer, but I can make them look good.
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>>10550387
It was all fun and games in KH1. But then the director SOMEHOW, really want to make that concept serious.
It's hilarious but and the same time... dumb as hell.
>>10550415
I couldn't get into that game, but more power to you for doing so.
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>>10550420
Was the name just a lie or does being comfy unlock one's true power? Whatever may be the case, it is undeniably the winner! Well done! Does the winner have anything to say to those that lost?
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>>10550432
Oh my! What a powerful cat!
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>>10550432
Congratulations, little one. Thank you for this as well, ma'am.
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>>10550445
What I really enjoyed was the escalation. The action kept growing and growing right to the end!
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>>10550445
>ordinary cat in first place
>god cat in last place
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![[29].png](https://i.imgur.com/py91xQm.png "[29]")
>>10550432
>>10550445
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
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>>10550449
Just fuck off and die. I'm sick and tired of seeing your shitty avas and shitty rp shitting up the threads day in and day out.
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>>10550432
>>10550445
>Kosaku claps, resisting the urge to sigh from his death. "Cats hate Yoshikage Kira. I cannot think of an even less undignified death. And I even ranked second! Exactly how worse can this get?"
I got second once more? Yes, congratulations to the little cat. Why, it almost looks like the one we had at home. Thank you, Elizabeth. We appreciate it.
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>>10550454
>>10550445
>>10550432
OUR KINGDOM COME, WE STAND AS ONE,
AND WE WILL LIVE FOR ALWAYS EVERMORE...
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10550475
Wew. Get a life.
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>>10550424
I'll only do it because you're my son and I respect you.
>Ochako touches her fingertips and uses release, removing the zero gravity from Kosaku's body while he's still ''laying down'' in the ceiling.
But you're going to marry the Hearthstone Deck and it better be a powerful one. I wouldn't like to see my son in chicken rank.
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>>10550424
Oh that'd be easy. People these days are super easy to rile up. Just you watch, the moment I walk outside some stupid martial artist competition will start up. Trust me on this, it's happened dozens of times to me in the past.
>Ranma smiles to herself as she slips a pen between her right ear and flashes Kosaku a thumbs up. He thinks this'll be the easiest thing ever, since problems just seem to sprout up around him. She'll get in a story in no time at all...or at least that's what he/she thinks.
>>10550445
Eighth place with two whole kills...I mean I'd rather be in the final five, but...This isn't too bad.
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>>10550445
Thanks for hosting. I love you
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>>10550459
Further proof that godhood is not something to be scared of and that the common ones can and will shine through!
>>10550473
>>10550449
>>10550490
>>10550488
>>10550507
I was quite pleased to do this. Once I am finishd with the prize, I would not mind going again. That is if no one else will and other desire me to.
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give me 24
or else
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>>10550445
>thanks for hosting
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10550475
Then you'll just have to fuck off
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>>10550518
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
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>>10550518
The destroyer of Mr.Bones.
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![[01].png](https://i.imgur.com/TI1Cg1D.png "[01]")
>>10550518
Crusty Sean
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>>10550500
>>10550522
>he posts, as he spends his own life whiteknighting fat welfare babbehs on 4chan
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>>10550518
Lord Beerus
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>>10550518
Ranma Saotome
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>>10550518
Togame
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>>10550518
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>10550518
Uraraka Ochako
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>>10550518
Arashi
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>>10550518
Hakuno Kishinami
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>>10550531
>Black knighting on 4Chan
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>>10550518
Usotsuki and Chie
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>>10550518
Woman in Blue Clothes
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>>10550527
Let's not get ahead of ourselves now. I'd put your entire entry name in quotation marks to give it a sarcastic feel if I could, but the primitive arena technology doesn't allow for special characters. You're lucky.
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>>10550432
>>10550445
At least we're comfy. Thank you for hosting. I have a lot of money thanks to this arena now.
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>>10550518
Nui
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>>10550518
Sad birb
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>>10550548
I'm assuming that this gif is of a blooper. Anyone have sauce?
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>>10550518
Trevor Belmont
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>>10550518
Late Go
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>>10550518
Nothing to worry about
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>>10550518
Deku
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>>10550518
Late Chase
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>>10550574
https://youtu.be/0bniGJMMRz4
Starts around 2:08
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>>10550518
Zis Guy
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>>10550600
Thanks mate. I appreciate it.
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>>10550558
Ho, ho, ho. It doesn't allow for special characters because this is the timeline where Karen-da~ ally of Justice will bring you down with the hammer of righteousness.
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I'm certain everyone's jealous of you.
>>10550514
Oh my! You must say that to all beautiful and mysterious women.
>>10550520
It was quite a pleasure to do so. I will thank you as well! Not sure why though.
>>10550561
You're quite welcome. Finally i have met someone else that is fine with losing as long as they enjoyed themselves.
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>>10550518
57
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gimme 3 more
>>10550614
Ooh, a hammer? That might actually kill me, us skeletons are vulnerable to blunt damage after all. But even still I'm positive that you won't be the one to swing it, especially not since you showed me the depths of your stupidity with that computer spiel a couple nights back. It's very deep, I can assure you.
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>>10550502
I cannot marry a deck of cards, mother! Have you not seen the horrible things they get into? For a deck of cards, it's rather horrible—!
>Kosaku falls from the ceiling, landing on his stomach in pain. "This is a Stand, no doubt about it. If not, I'll have to 「Blame It On Gravity」. This roleplay is getting out of hand."
Can I at least ask you to reconsider? How can I have a child with a deck of cards?
>>10550507
That's what you say, but these rounds happen all the time. Or are you saying you cause them to happen?
>Kosaku nods, a quick glance at the woman's hands preceding a sigh. "You literally just fought, Kosaku. In the next game, you can have a go at 'relieving your urges'. You might even use 'her' as the stress toy."
I understand, miss. Just make sure to bring back something worth reporting - this isn't exactly the most interesting place. Just how I like it. Maybe we can report about how peaceful everything is?
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>>10550660
Dr. Pepperwraith
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>>10550623
>thanks for thanking me for being thanked
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>>10550660
Not Fuyuzora Kogarashi
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>>10550660
Bellona
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>>10550660
Barkis
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Shimakaze
(Male)
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>>10550686
I will think about it, Kosaku. Just because you're asking me to reconsider and because you made me think about how are you going to have a child with a deck of cards.
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technical difficulties
it's not letting me edit the cast
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>>10550686
I was talking more about...back where I'm from. But, since trouble seems to follow me...I bet the moment I walk out of this door, someone will tackle me and that'll cause a whole other chain of events to happen that some how loop back around to me being the culprit; Trust me, it's happened...
>Ranma looks up to the sky as she counts on her fingers, whispering "one, two, three." to herself before closing her fist and nodding.
Like, three times! Possibly more...but I was never good with numbers.
We'll just write a story about the things that happen around me...and how they affect the surrounding area, It's as easy as that.
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>>10550755
Explain
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>>10550755
Stupid fucking skeleton.
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>>10550696
>A woman comes walking into view, a a peculiar necklace around her neck as the sight before her catches her attention.
What's this now? Quite the disguise you have on. I have to assume those that use the uglier masks are quite cute underneath them. Now I must wonder what you are hiding from.
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By "it" I meant "Itnertnet" which is meant to be "Internet"
couple minutes for swaps, why is that bird sad by the way?
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>>10550660
Didn't you know? Justice can take many forms but the strongest, most powerful one is the hammer.
>Karen rubs one of her cheeks and looks over to a wall before returning her gaze to Mr.Bones afte rhe mentioned ''the stupidty with that computer spiel.''
It's one, one of many theories which may or may not be true but i'm here to unveil the truth! I'm sure if it's not the full story then it's part of it. You just want me to wander around with false clues, however, I'm not naive, Mr.Bones. I will not bite your bait and I'll continue my own way even if it sounds stupid for you.
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>>10550792
Please do my request.
>>10550715
>>10550556
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>>10550792
We're ready to go? Oh man, that was...faster than I thought it'd be. Alright, lets scramble!
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>>10550792
I'm ready to kick some boney butt!
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>>10550792
>thumbnails
kinda ruined the point of my tribute
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>>10550787
C-Cute? What're y- Oh, it's you. Well, funny you say that, it just so happens that I'm here to..
>He turns away from her and reaches up to his face, posing dramatically as he unmasks himself and reveals his true, beautiful, flawless, and several other positive adjectives relating to his face.
Deliver a woman some ice cream.
>The cool pose is brought to an end by the young man's awkward shuffle towards a nearby red cooler, which he eagerly pats the top of.
I made you a gallon of vanilla, hopefully that's alright. Most women I've gotten to know prefer vanilla, so I just went with the most popular.
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>>10550827
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>>10550752
It can't happen, mother. There's no way I can bear a son with a deck of cards, marriage or not. I am glad you are considering my proposal. It's either the boy, or...
>Kosaku stops in his tracks, remembering that he's already married. He decides to change the outcome a little bit. "A bit of creativity never hurt anyone.
Oh, I'm sorry, but I cannot marry a deck of cards when I already am married to a woman I love dearly! Mother, I apologise! ごめんなさい!
>>10550756
So you are an attractor of bad luck? I never would have guessed. If your allies in this newspaper business is me and a stack of cards, this truly must be part of your ability.
>Kosaku slightly moves away, conscious about his luck being affected by her bad luck. "Bad luck isn't contagious, is it? If I keep away, I should be fine. Hopefully. Please, don't let her luck affect mine..."
Three. Well, I suppose that's enough material to write a story on. Who knows? Perhaps we could even put it on the front page for everyone to see. That sounds like true entertainment to me.
Are you good at writing? If we start now, we can begin the first serial of the newspaper.
>>10550792
>>10550538
>>10550827
It is time for me to give something back for once. I apologize for the inconvenience.
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>>10550792
Ranma gets left behind.
Shimakaze gets rid of some thots.
The late fellas aren't so late.
>>10550796
I'll save this for after the game, I've got to concentrate on keeping my sanity.
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>>10550871
Wow, I sure am glad I hit absolutely nothing on my way here!
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>>10550847
yeah I've got to keep an eye out for transparent avatars, I forget what the userscript does sometimes
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>>10550871
>"I spy with my little eye, something...green!"
Ooh, ooh, I know~. Is it that boy's hair?
>"Yeah!"
It's kinda weird, don't you think?
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>>10550871
Day 1
Stuff happens, it's alright
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>>10550905
I, uh.. I'm not really okay with any of your ideas, I don't think that's allowed on Youtube, so.. Why don't we make one of those channels where we see how many records we can break? I'll start, by.. Walking.. Away from here.. In the opposite direction..
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>>10550905
I just want you all to have a good time. Please, take this cash and just treat yourselves to a night out on the town. Get to know each other, you know? You guys spend so many games together, killing each other and all that but you're all pretty much strangers with each other. Just...just become friends, or at least learn each other's names or some shit.
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>>10550869
Yeah no kiddin'...sometimes I wonder if someone I've pissed off in the past put some curse on me...or maybe some ghost decided to follow me around and damn me with bad luck cause it was in a bad mood or something; wait, I don't think that's how those kinds of things work, at least not with ghosts...
>Tapping a finger up against her chin, Ranma looks up at the ceiling again; before shaking his head and whipping the pen out of her ear, pointing it at Kosaku like all those cool writers do in the shows he watches.
Good at writing? Why...besides Martial arts, it's something I'm great at! Why; back in Junior High I was known a the King of Short Stories! I'm beyoond capable.
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>>10550905
Here you go, Mister Kosaku! Just like mom taught me!
>"I added a little something...extra special, heehee!"
Huh?
>>10550931
I want steak! Oh...is there not steak here?
>"I want everything on the desert menu~."
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>>10550931
I-I don't really, uh.. Do this sort of thing very often, and most of you aren't even my type.. I'm not into weird dog creatures.. I- well, not that you're weird, but.. You know what I mean, things that look like hairless rats, it's j- NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING!
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>>10550857
Oh, it's you... whatever your name is! I was wondering where you went. Were you wearing that mask to hide from me.
>Her mouth hung open as she looks into the cooler. She walks onto and kneels forward.
That is a large container. It must be filled to the brim with wonderful things.
>>10550866
Hehe. I think someone finds me quite lovable. And how lucky for you! I don't see the mark anymore!
>>10550869
So many things happening at once! The gods of luck must be shining down on me! I greatly appreciate this Kosaku. Alas, it looks as though you are too late. Or the host despises and purposefully avoided your request.
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>>10550931
Why was 56 afraid of 57? Because 57 58 59! He's dead now though so you don't need to worry anymore.
Out of business already. The majority of small businesses fail within the first year anyways, you probably weren't going to make it.
The Late Duo are a couple of entrepreneurs, aren't they?
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>>10550869
WHAT?! When did you get married?! I was never notified and I didn't attend to the big party!
>Ochako keeps up with the facade the arena threw them into but a couple of drops of sweat start to rope down her cheek.
I'll tell your father and you'll have a lot of trouble!
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>>10550950
Show me your vagina and i'll give you all the candy you want.
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>>10550950
Eeeeew...
>"Eeeeew! Put some clothes on!"
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>>10550950
Zap!
That guy's poor enough already, you d- oh wait, he's not that guy. Huh. He looks an awful lot like him.
The actual that guy, meanwhile, is doing drugs. Doing drugs is bad, mkay?
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>>10550949
Don't tell the host, but I was sorta wearing the mask to double my chances of winning and get two slots in the game. Some people would call it cheating, but I call it innovating. Anyway, that's not the point. The point-!
>He again forcefully pats on the top of the cooler.
Is that- yes- it IS filled with wonderful things, and those things is a carton of icecream. Allow me to open the pearly gates.
>And he does, swinging open the top of the cooler in dramatic fashion to reveal a plain-looking lidded gallon of vanilla icecream.
>>10550950
Is this because I called you a hairless rat thing?! I didn't mean it! I'm just not into dudes!
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>>10550518
The Late Powdered Toast Man
tfw you do the recaptcha so much google thinks you were using a program and refuses you to take the recaptcha for 16 hours
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>>10550977
Ohhh.. Man. How long was I out? Last I remember I was hanging out with that girl I dated, and.. The weird guy-girl that was trying to get me to start a Youtube channel with him.. Her? Him. Him? Him. And..
>He looks over to the side, and finally notices the corpses, along with the blood staining his sleeve.
....What happened here? Am I being framed with murder? Who would wanna frame me?
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>>10550977
winter is cold
>>10550949
Hey, don't fill his head up with that nonsense! I gave a strict deadline of "a couple minutes" and he just happened to miss it. That's all there is to it.
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>>10550977
>"IT CHEATED!"
Don't be like that, it's all in good fun, right?
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>>10551004
Y-YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT WITH THE CARROT?!
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>>10551004
So far the one who is not that lad has been too kind and this one is now a monster.
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>>10550905
>>10550939
Thank you for the pizza, you both. I suppose I must apologize for my actions to you both prior to this event. You two truly aren't as bad as I have previously stated. Do I need to pay you two back somehow?
>Kosaku takes a slice of pepperoni pizza from the box, smiling at their generosity. "Usotsuki seems suspicious, but it must be something like chili pepper sauce or something similar."
>>10550936
Spirits? No, you can't be cursed by one. You would be with a worse off curse than just having bad luck. I've heard the legends. They're not as lenient as they are on you.
>Kosaku flinches, thinking back to that goddamned mangaka Rohan Kishibe. "Why do they still plague me? Josuke isn't even here anymore, and I only ever saw him once."
Then you won't have a problem making the next story. I can assist you with some ideas if you want. It's not bad to exaggerate a story, right?
>>10550949
My mistake. I've been noticing I'm less and less punctual lately. I assume being away for a week does these things to you.
>Kosaku smiles, making a note to try again next time. "The thought may count, but the deed hasn't been done yet. It's the least I can do for her kindness." The smile slowly sours as she mentions the host.
The host? Yes, we aren't on the best of terms. We got off to a rocky start.
>>10550955
My wife! Oh, my dear, lovely wife, Shinobu Kawajiri! How I love and cherish her so! I had known you would refuse our love, so I had to marry her in secret! I have brought dishonor to the Kawajiri name!
>Kosaku kneels down, truly acting his heart out. "Who knew that pretending to be someone else can aid you in things like these?"
Please, don't tell father! I love him so! ごめんなさい!
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>>10551004
tigers are evil
>>10551011
Yeah, she's a bit of a freak that one.
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Can someone please bomb the shit out of Australia already?
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>>10551022
Maybe you should've thought about that before you blew all of Not-My money at the casino.
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>>10551032
The winner is next slide
Stealing is immoral and wrong
>>10551033
What did we do now?
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>>10551033
>Aussa
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>>10550974
I think many would call it cheating! Why, it even made some people miss it entirely. Truly a despicable act reserved for those that wish for a special seat in Hell.
>Elizabeth treated the whole thing as if it was opening a treasure. Once fully opened, she reaches inside and and returns with gallon in hands. Presenting it to the skies as if it was a gift from a god.
Duh duh duh duhhhhh! But I can forgive you solely for doing this. Ah, if only I had a spoon on me.
>>10551004
A few minutes is not a deadline. It could be anywhere from three minutes to 15 minutes where how general it is. I also want to make it feel like it is not his fault and it is quite easy with you as the host.
>>10551025
I have been noticing a lack of you recently. Ah, you must have finally found your way home! It seems not many like thee host. I wonder why. Maybe it had to do with how he tried to kill me when we first met?
>Despite saying something horrible, she still has her small smile on as she seriously considers why one would hate him.
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>>10551052
Listen, Cape Guy. I wanted to apologize for laughing at you f- WAIT HANG ON IT'S ME I'M N-
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>>10551025
M-me? But I haven't done anything...
>"Heehee, maybe you should take a closer look, first~. But you'll be fine, that's just how this works, doesn't it?"
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>>10551040
What are talking about? that was Not You!
I would have payed him back anyway.
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>>10550949
Only because I'm still wearing your hat, dumb ass! I don't want to check in front of so many people.
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>>10551074
>fucks
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>>10551052
Winner!
>>10551057
A few minutes is a deadline! It's just not a very specific one, like you mentioned. It just happened that he passed that unspecified amount of time and thus was unable to make his request happen. I swear, you're trying to make me out a villain here!
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>>10551096
who's the winner?
zis guy is
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>>10551025
Of course not...just gotta find it first, which shouldn't really be a problem considering where we are. I just gotta poke the hornets nest a bit, and we'll be golden.
>Ranma spins the pen between her fingers. Her dexterity was impressive, it was like the pen was flying between her fingers, hell it was possible to see the after images of the pen as she spun it around. Eventually she does a full stop and presses the bunt end of the pen against her cheek.
But the question is WHICH hornets nest...kinda makes me wish there weren't so much to choose from.
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>>10551057
You're lucky I come prepared.
>He crouches down next to the cooler and opens up a side compartment, this one containing rows of plastic spoons, which he presents proudly.
I had a job at a town fair over the summer, cooking takoyaki. Had this thing with me all the time, had to be prepared. It's pretty all-purpose. Feel free. Oh, and-
>He extends his hand in an expecting motion.
Necklace?
>>10551074
Just because it was Not-Me doesn't mean it wasn't me.
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>>10551100
the loser bunch
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>>10551107
Fifth and fourth, huh? First and second would've been better..
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>missed a game
>missed craig city games
+1 UID
+1 sadness
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>>10551107
In summary, XXVIXZZCVI is not a valid sequence of Roman numerals
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>>10551107
Dead last? DEAD LAST?! Are you kidding me? Oh whatever, at least Moss Head did...better?
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
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>>10551107
Zanks 4 Hosting
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>>10551087
>Harder please~
>>10551103
What is that supposed to mean? you two are nothing alike!
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>>10551141
That's the mystery, isn't it? You'll just have to figure that out!
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>>10551119
Somebodies getting upset that they missed my quaint little game? Nice! Cry some more, it makes me feel good that missing my game would drive you to sadness. Your sadness is fuel for my happiness.
>>10551124
"Dead" is a rather offensive term, I'd really prefer it if you just said last.
>The skeleton elbows you in the ribs and slaps your back, bursting into laughter.
Nah nah I'm just kidding! Ha! Funny joke, am I right? Thanks for...well, I'd say thanks for playing but you didn't really do much of that did you? Yeah, gonna have to hold onto that thanks.
>>10551127
And thank you for playing! Unlike other tributes here, who did frick all.
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>>10551107
Congrats, zat guy!
>"Thanks a bunch!"
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>>10551057
No, I haven't found a way home yet. I was busy looking around for clues on why I came here. I haven't come up with much except one theory, but it's crazy.
>Kosaku pauses, running that thought through his head. "He... tried to kill her? No, no, no. That's not possible. If it is, however, I'm going to have to touch that rock I gave that girl with 「Killer Queen」 again..."
I see. Why, you're lucky. The host has not be too kind on me. He killed me when we had first encountered, and it was not a pretty sight. Oh, he's not all bad, I suppose. Just rather insane.
>>10551070
I will be fine. Chie, I was just talking about those times where I have... taken care of you. I apologize sincerely. As for you, Usotsuki, I apologize for the cold words I had recently with you.
>Kosaku looks at the pepperoni pizza intensely, prompted by the liar's words, before scrunching his face.
Chie? I appreciate the generosity, but this smells rather... off. Did you use expired cheese when you made this, or was it her? Do you need me to supervise you both in the kitchen?
>>10551102
>Kosaku points behind the girl nonchalantly, at a the blood-soaked city with cadavers left and right. "We can talk about how you placed dead last despite you being the leader of this project. Won't that be an amazing scoop?"
Do you think we could possibly come up with a story from there? Maybe there's something of interest there. There might even be a literal hornet's nest that we can report on. There's a lot to do when it comes to simplicity.
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>>10551152
thanks for hosting mate
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>>10551145
Not all that good at solving clues, is it a clone?
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>>10551152
Well, yeah but I'm not even crying so fuck you. Your games shit, it's not like I wanted to join it in the first place!
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>>10551174
Something even more magical than that, actually. Are you ready for this? It was... Me in a mask!
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>>10551085
And it fits you wonderfully. You what doesn't fit? That dirty mouth of yours! It's very unbecoming of a young thing like yourself. Will I have to change that about you?
>>10551096
It is quite easy to make a villain out of you. Particularly when you can barely defend yourself. But I shall drop it for now and thank you for hosting.
>>10551107
Congratulations to the winner.
>>10551103
I love it when things are awfully convenient!
>Reaching for a spoon, she takes the spoon and makes a wagging finger motion with it.
Uh uh uhhh! You said it yourself. If I manage to not like this then I could keep it.
>She pops open the carton, digging into the ice cream.
It matches my style so well. So mysterious in it's meaning. I almost hope that this is the worst thing I will eat to keep it.
>Finally being able to catch a little, she puts the spoon in her mouth. Her eyes shone brightly after putting closing her mouth. The spoon clatters on the ground as her mouth lies slightly agape.
>>10551163
Sounds like quite the adventure! So he did kill you?
>Her face becomes very serious in a moment, losing every trace of the polite elevator attendant that moment. Composing herself, she smiles back at him.
I see. I will have to speak with him about this. And don't worry about me, it is not as though I can die. Now can you regale me of this bizarre theory of yours? My ears are yours for the taking!
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>>10551107
These are getting better, I suppose.
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>>10551152
>Ranma rolls his forearm back and...SMASHES Craig in the ribs, obviously with the intent to break them...talk about a bucket of salt.
Oh shut up I don't need you rubbing it in. I'd rather just forget this happened and move onto greener pastures.
>>10551163
>She sneezes, jolting her head forward as she could basically feel Kosaku sassing her in his head. Ranma shakes her head and stylishly twirls the pen back against her ear before crossing her arm. that was a great idea! Just gotta write on some of that gossip and everything would be amazing.
You know...for a totally average business man with no stand out qualities what so ever...you're a pretty smart guy...well I guess that's kinda to be expected, since y'know...oh whatever. I'll get on that.
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>>10551025
You're going to be in a hell of a problem. I'll call you dad and tell him what you just did... Marrying someone in secret? It's forbidden and it goes against the heritage of our vast family of heroes.
>Ochako leaves the room and grabs a phone to call his ''father'' but in reality she takes a seat in a couch and tries to relax.
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>>10551163
Huh? N-no, it's fine, but...what's wrong? I know I followed everything to the letter, I...I even have the letter, right here!
>Uso's expression suddenly sours, and her tone turns sullen and quiet.
>"...You don't wanna eat that, mister."
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>>10551193
But how? then Not-you is you? i thought i saw the two of you in the same room.
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>>10551197
>He smiles in smug satisfaction, having known what the outcome would be all along. After all, he was trained by a prodigal cook, almost nothing he created was faulty!
Perfect? Just like I thought it would be. I spent a long month and a half mastering the art of ice cream, I was flown by the ghost of the cook that possessed me all the way to antarctica in order to become one with ice cream itself. There's no way I'd make a bad batch! Now, I think I'm missing a piece of jewelry!
>>10551216
That was just smoke and mirrors. You know that trick Batman did to make it seem like he was in the same room as Bruce Wayne, when really it was just the batsuit on autopilot? It's like that, but significantly less complicated.
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Hello, f-words.
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>>10551236
why you stuttering tyler
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>>10550796
>Craig coughs into his hand to clear his throat, beaming at Karen.
Ah yes, where were we? I believe you were saying something about "not biting the bait?" Allow me to say this: you're an idiot, and I haven't set out any bait. You're just baiting yourself in this retarded journey to uncover "the truth." There is no "truth" to uncover, girl!
Anyways, thanks for holding the entire game to hear those words! I'm sure they were worth the wait!
>Craig says, flashing her a shit-eating grin.
>>10551159
Whoa, that's definitely a combination I never expected to see. Crybaby and stir-crazy girl. What a world. Thanks for thanking me, I'm very thankful for it.
>>10551167
No problem guy, hope you enjoyed playing/spectating. Otherwise I'd be wasting my frickin' time...
>>10551180
First you're upset that you missed it, now you're glad and calling my games shit. You're very bi-polar anon, but I know what your true emotions are. You want to tuck me into bed and give a loving goodnight kiss before reading me bedtime stories. But!
>The skeleton shoves a hand in the anons face, casting him aside.
My bones are made for murder, not tender loving! I could never be that sort of skeleton for you!
>>10551197
What? Barely defend myself? Lady, you haven't seen all of what I'm capable of doing. You're heavily uninformed about my defensive capabilities, becuase...t-they're quite...defensive, alright? Okay?!
Thanks for watching, in any case.
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>>10551202
Huh? Is that you, ghost girl? If so I would ask for you to elaborate. You seem to hold expansive knowledge about these games and anything you have to say could help me out.
>>10551207
OOF!
>The skeleton gets the wind knocked out of him and falls to the floor, several ribs snapping after Ranma's heavy blow. Even still, Craig looks up from the ground at Ranma with a goofy-ass smile on his skull.
Yes, I can imagine that you would love to move onto greener pastures. Your pastures are brown and filled with shit!
>Does that make sense? In the skeleton's demented mind it does, and that's all he needs.
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>>10551243
I know nothing! Only the big star headed onii-chan knows!
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>>10551229
So was that mirror money i took? i mean it was Not-money, not sure why you wanted to stab me with a carrot for that.
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>>10551254
Well even still it'd help me out if you told me what you meant. Any bit of criticism helps.
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>>10551258
Unfortunately, no, that was.. That was the real thing. I was saving up for an actual hotel room for once, but those dreams are down the drain now. Nothing moping about it can do, but still. I'd say you deserved it.
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>>10551243
I-...
>Wow, that actually sounded pretty horrible. I mean...was that the best he's got? She's had some interactions with this guy in the past...namely killing her...or in that case him several times in the row for no other reason then he thought it'd be funny. She just kind assumed he'd have better quips
Oh wow that was...really bad. I'm disappointed in you, Craig; like, on a spiritual level.
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>>10551229
>Grabbing another spoon, she wordlessly hands over his necklace. Once doing so, she rapidly digs into the carton. Putting spoonful upon spoonful in her mouth as if she hasn't eaten before.
>>10551236
It stimulates my mind to what the 'f' stands for! Frivolous? Fiery? Free? Am I hitting the mark?
>>10551240
We shall see about that sometime. Oh, I remember! You were curious about my biology, weren't you? Just let me fetch the image then.
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>>10551123
What number are you trying to say in roman numerals?
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>>10551259
Hmm... If I had to say, you seem to be more comfortable doing these. It think that means you have more room to work on other parts of your game.
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>>10551263
I would have payed you back for sure, hell i would have come back with double the money!
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>>10551266
>With a simple "thanks," he takes the necklace back and loops it back around his neck where it belongs. He looks back at her in awe, hesitant to even interrupt the spectacle before him.
Err.. You might want to slow down, brain freeze and all. I've heard of people who've been sent to the hospital for it. It's not going anywhere..
>>10551283
And that's why you came back empty handed the first time? I think you've got an addiction..
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It won't work.
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>>10551264
What do you mean? That was pretty good I think. Then again, mentally speaking, I'm not really "all there" so you could be right for all I know. What kind of quip would you have come up with, if I were in your position?
>>10551266
That's right, that stupid claim you made! How could I forget something so outrageous? Not having a skeleton, you'd have to be a ghost or something...
>>10551273
Haaa, you mean stuff like wincards and all that huh?
>The skeleton nervously tugs on his collar bone as if it were an actual collar, a brittle laugh escaping from his...lips.
Ehh. Ehhhhhhhhhh. I'm getting flashbacks to graphic design class, and they aren't pretty. I've got some cool fellas that I know of that I could ask for help though, I suppose I'll get around to doing that when I'm feeling up to it.
>>10551293
Have you tried turning it on and off again?
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>When your SAW folder is done and you're just fucking edging to use them for SAW
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>>10551197
It is rather embarrassing of me to say, but I feel protective of those that I care for. You are no different. I suppose I should give back some kindness every once in a while, yes?
>Kosaku takes notice, but smiles in order to reassure her. "My Kira intuition allowed me to get away safely. I had even gotten back at him, but something tells me you don't want to know that."
My theory isn't anything important. I had pieced it from one conversation I had with someone. The theory is we're all a part of a dream. I know, it sounds absolutely horrible.
>>10551207
What can I say? You pick up skills from being a salaryman a n d a family man 24/7. It just comes from me trying to keep my job.
>Kosaku nods, looking out onto the city with a bizarre fascination. "I wonder where I had bit the dust. When that lady said I was already dead, was she referring to me?"
What do you want me to do while you gather material to write about? I'd hate to stall you from gathering some golden news worth reporting.
>>10551208
Heroes? Mother! I just want a quiet life! You cannot expect me to uphold our heritage when my dream goes against it! Shinobu would support me! You wanted me to marry a stack of cards!
>Kosaku sighs, rubbing his head as soon as she leaves the room. "Well, that was embarrassing. Case in point: I am unable to pretend I am the son of what seems to be a high-school child with a Stand. Like... Yukako. What a horrible analogy."
>>10551215
Oh, I'm sure it's just me being paranoid. An old man tends to worry for no reason, yes? Maybe it's just the American food I'm unused to.
>Kosaku smiles and shrugs, putting the slice of pizza on the plate. Despite it being fast food, he will not get his suit stained by grease. "Do Americans really eat this like that? How crude."
I am sure it'll taste good. Do you have any water around? I'd like a drink while eating this.
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>>10551305
>tfw SAW is always for you
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>>10551288
Regardless of that you should have given me time to pay you back, you knew the money would be used.
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>>10551305
Fun fact he actually jacked off in that scene and that's his actual face
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>>10551319
Well, whatever. Can't pay me back now. Either way, it's not like it matters anymore. Just don't be going around asking everybody for money just to fuel your gambling addiction.
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>>10551302
Laziness, Craig-san. I died lots of times in the arena, and you know what I do when I die? Do I leave? No! Because I have all this pocket change and not one place outside these stupid joints to spend it on.
So I look for the secret doors, you see. The ones that lead into the smelly rooms where the hosts actually run these games. I took a peep because these curtains, bearing with the darkness and stench of a human being, peering at the light on their computer monitors and guess what I saw while I stole cheetoes and mountain dew from their refrigerators?
They were making their winscreens like crazy, as if they'd already knew who'd won the game! Crazy, huh? They're working hard and when they put them up at the end, it's not too bad. Makes me want to win the next one, ya know?
So what's it going to be, Craig-san, you going to host the same game you did yesterday? Or is there going to be some noticeable improvements other than the look on your face that tells me you've gotten a little too comfortable with your skill level? Healthy bones need to GROW!
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>>10551302
Gimme a moment...uhhh...I got nothing. maybe something about you being a royal bone head, or something...something to do with the fact that you're a skeleton.
>>10551307
AND a family man? Really? You don't look like the kinda guy to get married. You hit me more as a "I'm married to my job" type of guy, you get me?
>Huh, he's married? Who would've thought. She shrugs as she jogs towards the door, pen in ear like some professional reporter...which she probably isn't, given her track record and all.
Of cooourse! I'll be off. Keep the place warm while I go get some spicy scoops...or hot scoops...or whatever the term is that big name journalists use.
>And with that she kinda darts out the door...she's either eager to actually write about things, or eager to start trouble, something tells me it's the latter.
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>>10551240
Like is drawn to like, skeleman!
>"And hey...our clothes go together, too! But I'm no cry-baby, really!"
>>10551307
It should be just fine, mister. But yeah, there were lots of cups in the kitchen area!
>Uso begins shaking her head more and more, her tone turning all the more bitter.
>"Gonna give you the nastiest stomachache of your life if you eat it..."
>>10551305
>Yep.
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>>10551288
>It takes a few seconds for him to reach her when she finally looks up at him. Her body shaking with excitement or shivering from the cold, she swallows what was ten bites of icecream and gives him a beaming smile.
I ca-ca-can't t-tell you-uuu how much I-I enjoy t-this! The fla-flavors, the texture, how mu-mu-much there is. It's all so good!
>With a simple 'ah, her free hand flies to her hand as she almost drops everything. A strained smile on her face.
And this brain freeze! Hahaha, even more powerful than last time!
>>10551302
Maybe I am a spirit! Ooooooooooooh...
>Making wavey hands at him, she lifts up her hat and takes an image hidden under there. Showing him it, the image has the woman electrified for some reason as she shrugs it off.
Look at this! This is me when I am shocked. IN the literal sense I mean. And as you know, once shocked, the recipient is shown to have all of their skeletal system revealed. And you can see for me that is not the case.
>>10551305
>Can't wait for one of these folders to finally get some use.
>>10551307
You wish to protect me? If you keep saying things like that, my face is sure to burst into flames! A dream? Why I have heard something like that before! A young man claimed to be the creator of the universe once I met him. He said that if he dies, then so does everyone else along with everything else. Delusional narcissism looks to be quite common in this domain.
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>>10551305
>tfw no secret ava
>too jaded to participate
>Don't bother looking for me
>This post is b8 btw
>Or not
>:^)
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What's up with this lewd posting? I remember a time when it was frowned upon to post lewd things in the HG threads.
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>when you invent SAW
praise me
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>>10551328
What is life without a little fun?
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>>10551387
Everyone is focus on RP or drama nowadays
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>>10551393
>implying you did
Wewkek
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>>10551387
Actually, if you look back to March of 2015, it wasn't so uncommon and I actually got shitposted really hard for speaking out against it. It was so bad that avatars like Shovel Knight get jaded, and some other nameless forgotten anons and avas left the threads for good before we can identify them through steam groups.
>>10551393
Well, if it is you. I thank you for your contribution to the community. I will make sure it continues to be a tradition.
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>>10551400
>>10551401
GOTTEM
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>>10551399
Drama has been around for ages, I can accept the fact that won't go away, but if there's one thing that shouldn't be tolerated it would be lewd posting.
>>10551401
Then let them shitpost at us, I refuse to allow such vulgarity into my good HG.
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>>10551367
Ohhhh, jeez.. Are you alright?! What're you so excited about brainfreeze for?? You didn't suddenly just go full psycho on me or something, did you? Agh, I warned you.. I don't want to be responsible for somebody's brain damage or.. Internal frostbite, or something.. Alright, hang on, I'll get a fire going, we'll boil some warm water, and that should do it, uh..
>He drops to his knees and feels around on the ground, gathering up a circle of rocks, twigs, and what-have-you, before cheating and using a lighter to start the flame.
At least you enjoy it. Took me forever just to get enough privacy to make it, do you know how hard it is to keep cats out of food? I had to make three batches before I got one out unscathed.
>Like a fully fledged eagle scout, he expertly crafts a makeshift stove above the fire. And by expertly crafts, I mean he just pulls one out from his all-purpose cooler, and quickly starts heating up some water.
>>10551395
Uh.... A safe life?
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>>10551400
Who did?
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>>10551329
You're awfully mouthy for somebody who knows nothing, aren't you? But I guess what you say rings true enough, healthy bones do need to grow. Just...don't expect them to grow that well. I have sour memories of graphic design class for a reason. Because I wasn't good at it. I hate all the things that I'm not good at.
>>10551346
You see? Quipping is a hard business, and it's even harder when you've got the pressure of being a "bant lord" pushed upon you. I didn't choose to be born in Australia, alright? I'm a better fit for Canada. I like spouting shit without any semblance of wit behind it, just like a true Canadian!
>>10551352
Like is drawn to like? Not in our case. Even though we're both murderers I am completely repelled by you. And you?
>The skeleton turns to face Chie.
You're a crybaby, I'm sure you are. Every now and then I'll hear the occasional sniffle or sob, and when I go to check it out it's you. I then ignore you and let you cry on your own because I can't be bothered pretending I care enough to console you or whatever.
>>10551367
>Craig immediately begins to howl with laughter as Elizabeth presents the picture, clutching at his ribs (which act as a substitute for the sides that he is lacking.)
Elizabeth, girl, th-
>Craig interrupts himself as he breaks out into another series of laughter.
tha-
>And again.
that's in the cartoons! Not real life! That doesn't happen in real lif-
>And again.
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
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>>10551413
You should be more fun~
>>10551414
Sounds really boring to be honest.
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>>10551421
You did
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>>10551409
>>>/out/
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>>10551346
I'm lucky that Shinobu wanted to marry me of all people. I suppose that not only am I in a good place in my job, but my luck is impeccable.
>Kosaku nods, getting to work on possible newspaper designs - "Good Morning, Morioh!" is what he's like to call it. "Or perhaps I should take this up with her the next time I see her. She'll be out for a long, long while before I get to work on publishing it."
I will. I promise you, once you come back, we will sell these and everyone will be reading our newspaper like it's the next best thing since sliced bread.
>Kosaku waves, going back to his designs with a sour look on his face. "You're taking all the credit for it, of course. I don't want anyone to associate my name with this project."
>>10551352
Please get one for me, Chie. I'm thirsty after woking non-stop all day, and I'm positively famished! Truly, you girls are too kind for me.
>Kosaku glances towards Usotsuki, raising an eyebrow. "'Nastiest stomachache'? No, she isn't that cruel, is she? Does she truly hate me that much? You're kidding me!"
Are you telling me you put shiitake mushrooms in these? No, no, I smell green peppers. What did you put in this? Why would you put green peppers on a p i z z a?
>>10551367
Is it? Why, I just want to help those that have helped me. I'm unsure on what you're attempting to convey by that. Are you alright?
>Kosaku sighs, rubbing his head. "This is the third time I had to talk about this with someone. Soon enough, I'll get over this, but I really need evidence to go against it rather than a test with Marie."
It is. This is indeed a problem, because I'm unsure on if it is a dream or not. This girl claimed she had powers she could only exhibit in a dreamlike state, and, of course, she exhibited them. What do you believe this means? Is everything I know and have experienced fake?
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>>10551430
Well, call it what you want, that's the life of a psychic for you. All work, no play. I've barely got the wallet to waste time lounging around like this.
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>>10551430
Fun would be a game. Where's a host when you need one? I've got to crush some sense into this lewd mockery of HG.
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>>10551413
There was a time where I noticed some of the avatars were coming around less and less in May. As vice officer of the Steam Group I investigated the departed avafags, they all told me it was because of the lewds and apparent deviation from the games that had been when they discovered them. I knew thing and decided to speak out again the lewds, a forgotten avatar Pyro and the old Shovel Knight joined me in denouncing the lewd posters. We were countered when the lewdposters played victim and we ultimately were labeled as toxic standardfags and forced to surrender our views.
I shitposted and Cera alongside Booker, we did more harm than good.
In conclusion, the war against lewds and trying to control thread climate with mere shitposting is ineffective and counter productive. My advice is to deem them as not a threat and to trust the community to interact with lewds at their own discretion. You have to have faith in the community. We need not do anything. They will decide themselves with their replies. They vote with their (You)s.
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>>10551413
>my hg
Kys baron. Also, what do you expect with so many duel citizens nowadays? Just ignore the tits if you're that much of a faggot.
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>>10551422
>Fuck it, this method is easier for remembering who's who.
Uso: I'm no murderer! I was just...misguided!
Chie: T-that's not true at all! I haven't cried in a month, not for anything! It's mean to just make stuff up!
>>10551438
C: Huh? No, it's just pepperoni! I'm suddenly getting a bad feeling about this. Uso, what'd you...?
>The blonde of the pair outright grimaces now, suddenly looking actually guilty.
U: That's no pepper...more something that'd, hmmm...make a rat keel over.
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>>10551439
A psychic? so you can see the future?
>>10551441
Why not prove your worth by hosting yourself?
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>>10551461
No, not quite, you're thinking of a fortune teller.
I punch ghosts.
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>>10551422
Just recalling what I heard! If you look into what I said, I didn't say much. I can always ask around and get you something easy to work with but looks good, already set up.
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>it's a "yukine can't stay away so he OOC posts with his new ava about things most people ignore anyways" episode
Sigh.
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>>10551466
kek
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>>10551448
>Implying I am that fucking shiploving fag.
Way off the mark boy.
>>10551447
You might be right, I guess I'd just turn it into a problem that'll be passed onto another generation. If they won't go then I suppose the best thing to do would be to get along with them. Make no mistake, I shall refuse to partake in such lewd acts though.
>>10551461
Another time. I've got to ask someone how to do it again.
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>>10551478
You must be kidding.
I guess I messed up.
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>>10551422
Wait...you're Canadian? You're joking right? Aren't they supposed to be super mellow? You're the most trigger happy person in existence...you sure you're not American or something? Cause you could've seriously fooled me. You know what? Screw it...I think I'm just gonna go to bed and put this all behind me for the time being. See'ya Craig.
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>>10551466
Oh, so you go into closets?
>>10551478
How to do it? google it perhaps?
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>>10551460
Oh, so now we've got a not-murderer and a not-crybaby? This is definitely a turn of events I wasn't anticipating. If you've really stopped yourself from crying for a month I guess I can call you something other than a crybaby, but murder? You can't erase murder.
>>10551467
I'll have a crack at it myself first, just to see if I can. I don't want to burden anybody with work they don't need to complete.
>Craig then taps his fingers together, looking down at the ground.
U...unless it wouldn't be a burden, then, y'know...I'm not one to reject free help!
>>10551483
Catch ya on the flip side, dawg. As the cool kids say, which I am one of. The cool kids. I was one of them before I became a mature adult skeleton. Canadians are a bunch of losers by the way, that's what they are.
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>>10551495
Closets? What? Are you making a skeleton in the closet joke or a gay joke?
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>>10551495
I've gotten into contact with one of my commanders, I shall be hosting shortly.
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>>10551478
I admire your zeal for the purity of the games, but that zeal is better directed at being an example of what you wish to realize, sincerely complimenting the ones that are to your liking, hosting games that live up to your own standaeds, being a better person and treating everything you may dislike with class, and ultimately being better than them, better enough to not have to knock them down.
Build castles of gold, don't waste your time knocking down huts of shit.
That is my conclusion for these threads. So join me in this belief.
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>>10551501
Haha, very well! I'll see what strings I can pull.
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what's your sexuality, hg?
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>>10551414
>Still laughing softly, she holds her hand up. It seems she wants him to stop.
No. No need to. I enjoy this sensation. Far too much to speed through it.
>Looking back up lets her see that she was too late in stopping him.
Incredible! You made all of this in seconds? I am baffled that you were able to starve for so long.
>>10551422
I know I am quite funny and charming but I am not joking. This is the most serious I have ever been. If you still don't believe me...
> She throws her arm forward, it just slightly in front of the skeleton.
Touch it for yourself! Go on, feel it.
>>10551438
Huh? Oh, I mean nothing by that! Just a random rambling!
>Nervously laughing, she waves it off by waving her hands. Hearing Kosaku question himself was enough to get her back on track.
I can't say I am an expert of the dreamstate but I have to disagree with her. Dreams are far too loose and have no correlation. If what she said is true, why we would be changing shape and personality everytime we come here! But that doesn't explain the changing terrain.
>Liz on mobile because my computer's updating.
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>>10551520
monochrome
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>>10551502
A monster joke, that is what ghost are, yes?
>>10551509
We shall see who smites who then!
>>10551520
I'm into everything and everybody~
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>ALL THIS NICE RP
HG IS SAVED
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>>10551460
Oh? It's poisoned? That's a shame. I hear American cooking is rather delightful, so this truly is a disappointment. I suppose American kitchens are rather disorganized and unclean, so that must explain it.
>Kosaku nods, looking at the plate uncomfortably. "I could have died. Never would I have expected Usotsuki has her limits. I must thank Chie for unintentionally saving my life."
I suppose this means none of us have anything to eat. Would you two like me to cook something? I can make scrambled eggs if you want any.
>>10551522
>Kosaku smiles, shrugging it off as merely an exaggeration. "I like her, but I doubt she likes me in that way. I don't even wish to perform any 'tendencies' on her. It must be because she's vital to me getting out."
She said that she keeps a journal of the things she dreams, but it's too strange to be a true dream. I, a salaryman am apparently based on her father, which makes sense. I don't know what to make of it.
Wait a moment, I had just remembered something! I was thinking about taking you up on your offer!
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>>10551501
C: W-we shouldn't be talking like this, I don't think.
U: HA! But I never actually killed anyone for real! All the things here just come right back!
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>>10551537
I just figure it'd be better for someone else to host so you won't accuse me of rigging if I were to win, but you've made the decision to allow me to host.
As a man of honor, I'll give you my oath I won't rig these games.
>>10551515
I shall, thank you.
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>>10551522
Well, jeez, when you look up at me shaking like some kind of landmine about to explode, of course I'm gonna spring into action. It's like you've never had icecream before.
>He packs the equipment back into the side of his cooler and stands, using his coat to fan and put out the flame of his makeshift campfire in the process. He crosses his arms over his jacket, slightly embarrassed at how quickly he reacted to the situation.
And.. Like I said. It was easy back at the inn I stay at, they took care of me, I cooked for them, it was a two-way thing. Now I'm just on my own out here and people're beyond stingy with their food, it's ridiculous. I still haven't even found a proper place to sleep.
>>10551537
No, not really, but I don't blame you for thinking that. It's a little bit more complicated. I say "ghosts," but that's sort of just the more understandable term that most people recognize. I really deal with all kinds of youkai, which.. Yeah, I guess you could say they're sort of monsters. Mythical beings. Er, anyway, you probably don't need the details, but things like harpies, tanuki, imps, goblins, ghosts, on and on and on. I'll punch 'em all.
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>>10551520
Dry spaghetti noodle
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>>10551520
Best girl, around the clock.
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>>10551537
>Plants face in ass
>Inhales deeply
>Gets high
>Wind blows
>Floats away into the sunset
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>nonon x shovel
>shovel hated lewds
>nonon is a lewdposter
Really makes you think.
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U: ...Hmpf. You're welcome. Buut...sure! Anything's an improvement over just rice and stale bread.
>The blonde looks different from last. Thinner, almost dangerously so, with deep and heavy bags under her eyes from excessive sleep. Not only that, but instead of the two blue ones they were before, they're mismatched, one a bright and clear blue, and the other a deep, bloody red. Even her dress seems disheveled, worn, faded.
>Chie, for her own part, just looks uncomfortable about this whole situation.
C: I'm sorry, mister, I really didn't know she did that, I never woulda let her if I did! But...thank you? I wouldn't mind if you want.
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>>10551560
Rigging them would make them less exciting for the aware host to be fair
>>10551563
So undead mutants?
>>10551581
>She smiles, hoping this mysterious starman will return to do it again
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>>10551600
Not all of 'em are undead, and not all of 'em are mutants, but yeah, sort of. Close enough, I guess.
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>Kosaku uncomfortably nods, the tension in the air beginning to thicken once he notices certain details. The blonde looking sick, the brunette looking uncomfortable, and the fact that the blonde hated him enough to attempt to poison him - he'd just make some scrambled eggs and be done with it. "I guess I truly am like their father."
Then I shall. My wife and son absolutely loves my cooking, you know. Perhaps you will, too. Would you mind directing me to the kitchen? There may only be pizza supplies, but I'll make due with what I have.
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>>10551520
Pixie lott is
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>>10551552
Quite intriguing! I will have to meet this girl. I wonder who I could be based on if this was really a dream. Possibly the cool female friend always wanted.
>Elizabeth lets out a gasp at hearing this. She claps excitedly once getting over her shock.
Why Kosaku! I am so happy for you! At least one of us can return home. What changed your mind? I hope it wasn't too long ago when you desired this.
>>10551563
It is only the second time that I got to experience this. I am still unsure where to acquire this one of a kind treat.
>Looking back down at her carton, she takes another spoonful into her mouth as she closes the lid on it.
This is a treasure and it must be treated as such. Oh, so you are a wanderer yourself? Can't even find a bed? Oh well! I do wish you the best, whoever you are.
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>>10551518
Nice, thanks! I'd try and pull some strings myself but like I said last night I'm not a good puppeteer. I'd probably end up tangling them.
>>10551522
>The skeleton laughs again as Elizabeth suggest he touches the image, although not quite as outrageous as his previous fits of laughter.
Yeah, funny for all the wrong reasons. But I'll humour you, God knows you've humoured me enough today. I mean seriously, how is touching an image going to make me think otherwise?
>The skeleton snatches the image out of her hands and feels it up, his bony fingers checking every inch of the picture.
I'm still not convinced. Is this some kind of trick? Am I gonna get zapped myself now?
>>10551554
Uhm...
>The skeleton taps his chin, mulling over Uso's words. "Huh, that's true enough I guess. I suppose that means I'm not really a murder either. What a shame, I really prided myself on that point."
Shit. I hate it when I get outsmarted by dumbasses, it's just so unfair. I mean you really are an idiot for believing all that stupid shit in the first place, honestly.
>The skeleton's bones rattle in anger, becoming unreasonably upset as he clenches his fists to control this random spur of rage.
You are an IDIOT. I am NOT. The natural flow of discussion is that you say something frickin' stupid and I lord it over you for a few brief moments, maybe slide in a smug smile here and there and eventually leave feeling good about myself for a few brief moments. That did't happen. Instead THIS did. This trainwreck of a conversation. And it's not acceptable, so we're going to hit the "restart" button on this conversation and start it again.
>The skeleton thrusts out his hand for Uso and Chie to shake.
Oh hey guys, I haven't seen you in quite some time! What have you been up to?
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>>10551608
What do they look like?
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>>10551627
Second time..? You're really missing out. I'd suggest heading to the supermarket, they sell these things by the hundred. But, yeah, thanks. Anyway, I'll leave you to it, if there's nothing else you need from me.
>>10551640
Depends what kind you're talking about. Most of them come from humans in some way or another, so a lot of them look pretty similar to us, with ears or tails or different things like that. Sometimes you'll find the odd one out, but a lot of them are as diverse as human beings are.
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>Not sick, so much as malnourished and not used to being awake. Chie herself has some light bags under her eyes, but the both of them seem bright-eyed and alert. On her own part Uso doesn't even look hostile, just...guilty.
U: Isn't scrambled eggs an American dish, too? Haha! This is why I like this place so much, there's so much new stuff!
C: It should be, uh...right through there. There was a lotta pans and stuff anyways, and eggs, too. Salt and pepper, even.
>Chie points back behind the counter in to the clearly-seen kitchen area.
C: Thinking about it...shouldn't this place have a staff?
>>10551630
U: Haha! I'm half-crazy, not stupid!
C: We really shouldn't talk about dark stuff like this...
>Chie reluctantly takes the hand, and Uso does the same with a big grin on her face.
U: Feasting, exploring freedom, and getting acquainted with the real world again!
C: Just...reading a lot. Like, a lot a lot. It's fun!
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>>10551649
What do they do that you have to deal with them?
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>>10551627
Blonde. Blue eyes. She's rather short, and a bit crazy. She's rather violent. There's a chance she'll be kind to you, but we have scuffled a few times.
>Kosaku looks to the side, unsure on what to say. "Tell her the truth and risk this getting worse, or bluff and leave without a trace? I hate it when I'm confronted with such difficult questions."
A week or two at the most. I have been faced with a few difficulties lately, and I think going to Morioh will help with me staying low. When will that be possible?
>>10551670
It's after hours, Chie. The staff have long been gone, and I'm surprised you two are part of the night shift now. When did you two manage to get a job? Is this not illegal? We won't be arrested, will we?
>Kosaku nods, heading into the kitchen with a smile. "Time to test your fatherly skills, Kosaku. Can you cook scrambled eggs without them suspecting anything wrong?"
We make scrambled eggs in Morioh, too, Usotsuki. My scrambled eggs in particular are Morioh-approved, so you need not worry about it tasting off. Are you two allergic to anything?
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