HG
firs 4 goffik
>>10523245
What's the point of taking over a country if the people can just overthrow the government
>>10523284
FUK U U FOKKEN PRUP!!!!!
Just have fun, you stupid fucking pricks.
Ignore people you feel are trying to ruin your fun.
Do you know why I turned to shitposting? Because it stopped being fun for me.
Do you know why it stopped being fun?
Because my circlejerk died and I've just been a wandering pile of shit looking for an opportunity to fit in again.
I miss having fun with Yosuke.
I miss having fun in general.
I miss feeling like I fit in and I know it's my fault because I seem to be pushing away instead of trying to be a part of this.
Don't be like me and turn into an asshole because somebody does something you don't like, somebody tries to cuck you, or you don't feel like you fit in anymore.
See you fucks later, I'm making dinner and going to sleep for a few hours.
Blogpost out.
When do the Faction Games actually end? If one group controls the whole map?
>>10523301
>I don't mind them being stupid
well of course not :^)
>>10523304
fuck off shitposter
>>10523223
>I swear to god if someone roleplays my Empathy the clusterfuck of this will be god-tier
W-what? I don't need to have sex with her Empathy. I mean yeah she's strangely attractive but....wait no Ego stop taking over my thought process. Empathy what I'm saying is that I'm going to regret sleeping with her at some point. She seems psychotic towards people she likes.
>>10523268
Oh yeah...I never actually told you my na-
>He glances down at her chest and lingers there against his will
>I hate not having control of my mind
me........which is Yamato. Haha, call me Yamato.
>>10523304
It's not too late to change that you know...
Just have fun, you stupid fucking pricks.
Ignore people you feel are trying to ruin your fun.
Do you know why I turned to shitposting? Because it stopped being fun for me.
Do you know why it stopped being fun?
Because my circlejerk died and I've just been a wandering pile of shit looking for an opportunity to fit in again.
I miss having fun with Yosuke.
I miss having fun in general.
I miss feeling like I fit in and I know it's my fault because I seem to be pushing away instead of trying to be a part of this.
Don't be like me and turn into an asshole because somebody does something you don't like, somebody tries to cuck you, or you don't feel like you fit in anymore.
See you fucks later, I'm making dinner and going to sleep for a few hours.
Blogpost out.
Roll and give opinions
>>10523304
I can pick up a cute Persona 4 girl if it would mean that much to you. You seem like a really cool guy, so I wouldn't mind CJing with you
Just have fun, you stupid fucking pricks.
Ignore people you feel are trying to ruin your fun.
Do you know why I turned to shitposting? Because it stopped being fun for me.
Do you know why it stopped being fun?
Because my circlejerk died and I've just been a wandering pile of shit looking for an opportunity to fit in again.
I miss having fun with Yosuke.
I miss having fun in general.
I miss feeling like I fit in and I know it's my fault because I seem to be pushing away instead of trying to be a part of this.
Don't be like me and turn into an asshole because somebody does something you don't like, somebody tries to cuck you, or you don't feel like you fit in anymore.
See you fucks later, I'm making dinner and going to sleep for a few hours.
Blogpost out.
>>10523316
That's what people voted on yeah.
>>10523320
shut up, they're doing fine
>>10523286
uhhh escus me???
>>10523343
Rolling
>>10523343
>roll
>>10523361
He's ok. Could work on his RP tho
>>10523343
>>10523363
>Fun dude that I haven't seen in a while
>>10523343
rolling for my wife
>>10523328
Fucking go for it man, you know how gothic people are in bed? You've seen the porn, they will blow your mind in bed and you won't regret it
You may be fucked when her boyfriend shows up, but imagine this; paizuri with them fat goth titties
>Empathy
>>10523343
Eh. Rolling.
>>10523343
rollin
>>10523375
Booce is a hit and a miss.
>>10523304
>I stopped having fun so I shitposted people having fun
>>10523378
>Aron
Fuck I dunno man. Keep doing you?
>>10523343
Wooosh.
>>10523328
okee Yumato!
>AN: Ebohee potes hur hund dewn hor brusts 2 gote a meekup kot, stel pussen dos bog teetees oot as for as hur bok kan goe
Wot wuud u lik mor 4 ur bas, blak as mi sul, blode rod, ur blu lik lomped teers ?
>>10523343
lot mii rool!
>>10523343
rolling for myself
>>10523327
fuck off shitposter
>>10523410
>>10523343
roll.
>repost a post from march 20th 2016 to see the difference in reaction
>2016
>people were positive and told me to keep my head high
>now
>couple people make nice posts
>it gets turned into a copypasta
>>10523402
I don't know/remember who this is.
>>10523436
Question
>>10523410
>>10523343
SE LOKS LIK A FOKEN PERP! Hor her is weeeey 2 brit an se loks 2 happee
giv mi anotor
>>10523376
You know you're starting to make a lot of sense. I haven't gotten laid in a while a- NO NO I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH A GIRL WHO CAN'T EVEN TALK PROPERLY. I'll be made fun of for weeks.
>He's very clearly cracking under the pressure
>>10523410
>He gives an awkward smile and forces himself not to question the make up kit
Uh....well, black seems like a good choice
>Why are her tits so big
>Jesus christ this is the weirdest night of my life
The guys over at FNAF finally came here
>>10523283
Game soon?
>>10523437
cancer.
>>10523343
rolling again
>>10523443
Answer!
>>10523441
I'm serious though. If you want to change, you can. You don't have to keep doing this.
Wait, right, it's a post from last year.
I'm not taking back what I said.
>>10523456
idk
>>10523343
rolling again
>>10523450
They were kicked off /v/
Also we had an MLG Freddy Fazbear at one point
>>10523450
Are they still making these games?
>>10523467
What source is Lum from
>>10523445
Dude literally fuck her, what's the worst that can happen? Would you rather stay a virgin like the other harem anime protagonists or smash that pussy like a fucking grape?
TITS, Yamato. Who's going to judge you when them titties are bigger than some of the girls here
>Empathy
>>10523526
>Urusei Yatsura!
>>10523343
Rolling once more because why not.
>>10523444
AGEN WIT DA FUKKEN PORPZ! SATEN, WER R ALL DA GOFFS?!
>>10523445
Gud chose!
>AN: Ebobee begonz 2 dep hur mekop brus n da sweeti ket n broosh Yemeetew's fec, meken sur 2 gu speshollee hurd n da eyeesheedo
Noo
>AN: Ehone pulz oot a nef
wer wud u lik ur kutz? Un ur erm? Ur ches? Mebbe eben ur faac? OOH
>AN: Furgettin abut da niff 4 a soc, Enoge pulz ut a epud
Wut ban shur wud u lik? MCR? Got Shrlutt? Wut abut Blot un da Dens Flur?
>>10523548
I have no idea what the hell you are.
>>10523343
Again.
>>10523541
Thanks fa.m
>>10523445
Don't stick your dick in crazy, kid. Friendly advice from your local exorcist.
>>10523343
>Spins the rolling game.
>>10523529
I-I'm not a virgin though. I've had sex before! Just not in a while! I.....I'll hang out with her after I'm done in the arena and we'll see how it goes....W-WAIT SHE JUST PULLED OUT A KNIFE.
>>10523568
>His eyes widen and he jolts back when she pulls out the knife
>Fuck I've heard of these bands but I have no idea what their music sounds like
Uh.....M-MCR? Also how about we don't cut my arm yet? I uh.....I'm getting blood work done?
>>10523343
okay, one
>>10523610
Stocking! Hi! I-I'm not thinking of having sex with her! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE CRAZY! HAHAHAHA
>He clearly looks panicked and distressed about the whole situation
>It's as if he's been fighting nightmares in his mind for hours on end
>>10523569
>Miku's ass.
I don't even know what to say.
>>10523634
nevermind
>>10523343
>>10523618
Difficult to hold long conversations with. I don't mind them though.
>>10523343
>Pulls the lever
Do we need a host? I have some free time.
>>10523610
FUK U TRETUR GOFF BICH!! KEP UR HENZ OF MII YUMETE!
>>10523614
Yeuh, dat kun wet? Ulso gret! MCR uz moi fuvret.
>AN: Stul rechun dun hur short, Erone puz ut a shir frum MCR's 2006 ulbom, da bloke pored
hur u goe! Nu u luk like a reel goff!
>>10523614
You might as well be lad, we haven't felt sex in like a year or some shit and I'm raring to plow that pussy
I hear knifes are good in the bedroom so take this as a declaration that she wants to fuck you
>Empathy
if trips yuno has to host again
>>10523656
What code?
>>10523343
>Mashes that roll button.
>>10523653
>>10523343
Pretty cool guy. Haven't seen him around lately. I bet /erp/'s been keeping him busy.
Kinda miss him.
>>10523343
>Spins
>>10523674
Not sure yet, one from this list https://pastebin.com/x4mVHfiF
>>10523693
How about the Comic Con?
>>10523610
So do I win a Lum?
>>10523638
>Stocking notices Yamato's inner struggle.
Tell you what. I'll hook you up with my sister, Panty. If you're big down there she'll surely hop onto your lap and make you reach heaven.
>>10523662
Can you speak another language that isn't retard? I'm just trying to save a life here without actually doing anything, thanks.
>>10523693
Well sure, just grab one at random and set yourself up!
>>10523708
Hey Stocking, how you been?
>>10523692
>>10523343
I like him. Doesn't hold my attention but I like him.
>>10523343
>last bet
>>10523704
>>10523720
Alright then.
Give me 36 tributes for a Comic-Con Battle. I'm still new to hosting so bear with me.
>>10523662
>Going against his better judgement he changes into the shirt in front of Ebony
T-there, now that I'm all gothed up do you feel a bit better?
>>10523666
Oh shit that's right, you're a part of me. You want to get laid too. Well I guess if my mind is with me then I can't rea-WAIT AH HA! What if Miyako sees? She'll be crushed! We can't do that to her. Also, I think we just got offered an angel prostitute.
>>10523708
>He coughs a bit from the sudden offer
W-what? I'm not exactly sure your sister will just be up for sex with a random person. I mean, I haven't had any complaints in the bedroom. I've had quite a few compliments s- WHY AM I TELLING YOU THIS?!
>>10523708
bot em spokun EENGLOOSH! mebee ur da un hoo neds 2 goe 2 skul, i ulwes did rilly gute en skul ... wen i boturd 2 shew
NEwae, stey teh fok oof mi nuu bofren u skenk hoo bitsh!
>>10523753
Mixmaster
>>10523753
Johnny
>>10523753
Baiken
>>10523343
>>10523745
This dick stole access to the risk archives and then hosted games WITHOUT inviting me.
Needs to die
>>10523753
Suz
>>10523753
Powdered Toast Man
>>10523753
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10523753
Naoe Yamato
>>10523753
Lenny
>>10523753
Eggman-kun
>>10523753
Miku-Chan
>>10523753
ENOBE DREKNOSS DOMENTOA ROVEN WHEY
>>10523753
Gascoigne
>>10523753
Mikun
>>10523753
Kiibo
>>10523753
Crusty Sean
>>10523753
Saber
>>10523753
Araragi
>>10523753
A SHEENtposter
>>10523753
Tomoko
>>10523753
Reigen Arataka
>>10523753
Papa Stalin
>>10523753
Lum!
>>10523753
Hopsin
>>10523753
Pizza man
>>10523753
Eyeslob
>>10523737
Uh, good? Slicing ghosts, shilling candy shops worth of my attention while shitposting the ones who deserve it, enjoying life? Yeah that's pretty much it.
>>10523753
Stocking Anarchy.
>>10523753
Inkling
>>10523753
olofmeister
>>10523753
Expandus Ding-Dongus
>>10523753
Aron
>>10523762
Yamato I want you to think about what you just said and then slap yourself because let's both be really honest here
Fucking an angel prostitute will give us both AIDS and a one-way trip to Hell, Miyako hasn't been here in ages, and the both of them will probably fake moaning anyway
Unless you want to fuck all of them and gain a harem like the cool animes? I'd fucking go for it, you should too
>Empathy
>>10523753
Lana's mother
>>10523753
Asuka the Wanderer
>>10523753
The Scourge
>>10523753
Miku's ass
>>10523835
>shitposting
nice rp
>>10523830
did the man who invented hopsin go to hopsin
>>10523753
High speed cripple
>>10523762
Gret, no ur a reel goff!
>AN: Henobe's dep blu eeys longred un Yometa's nekid turso sa he chengd. It wsa lek she hod a bonner BUT SHES A GORL SO SHE DIDN U FUKKN PUERV!!!!!!!
Nuw, les fit togetor 4 ull of goff kin!
>>10523753
Chie
Any swaps? Should I bump the game?
>>10523753
Yang
>>10523914
I accept this challenge.
>>10523914
Start the show host!
>>10523914
Alright, I just hope the paparazzi don't swarm me once I get there.
>>10523914
>>10523856
>>10523892
>>10523753
Luigi
>>10523914
Begin when you are ready.
>>10523914
Let's get down and dirty!
>>10523914
Expand my image so it's transparent
>>10523914
It's your first time go ahead with 36 after the swaps.
>tfw late
>>10523914
Get on with it.
>>10523954
Kill yourself special snowflake.
>>10523914
>>10523804
>>10523919
I gotta go.
>>10523914
All seems to be in order. Proceed.
>>10523975
>this assmad for no reason
>>10523914
Oh I did make it? Alright, Let's get going!
>>10523859
>He immediately slaps himself extremely hard
OW! What.....hey! Can angels even get STD's? It's probably not worth it to chance. Miyako is totally still around Empathy she just waits at home. Fucking all of them would be the best ending but I'm not sure how to pull that off without consequences yet. Ok back to the original plan. I'll hang out with her after I'm done in the arena and we'll see where it goes. What the fuck am I doing?
>>10523889
Haha, yeah let's kick some ass Ebony.
>This is the first time he wasn't completely creeped out by the overly gothic girl
>>10523914
Good luck everyone.
>>10523914
Mi nem es 2 lon? Jus sreten it 2 "Enoby Reven Whey"
>>10523914
[get ready]
>OH! OH! U SO REDY 4 A WIN! U CAN GIT A WIN 4 U!
>>10523966
It's okay, I'm late too. We'll make the next one.
>>10523914
Time to die again
>>10523938
Oh? Oh! Thank you, mister!
>>10523887
Thanks for reminding me of that line Anon
>Tfw you will never have almonds as activated as Hopsin's
Hey guys, do you have some evidence of there being actual Pedophiles in those /tlhg/ threads? Some guy in a other thread here said I'll find it here.
>>10524013
Okay.
>>10523976
Oh hey, what a gentleman. Well I hope whatever you're leaving for is a good enough reason to swap so I don't feel guilty!
>>10523914
>>10524049
Are you actually going to rp this girl?
>>10523993
Listening to your Empathy's great advice, which is "Literally fuck all of them so they don't feel left out and because their tits be great"
If it doesn't escalate to you two fucking while she moans broken English I will personally fuck you up so you become pissed for no reason
>Empathy
>>10524052
Well this was a disappointment, my crusty heart isn't like it used to be!
>>10524037
It's definitely on the archives. CBA to find it though.
>>10524052
Actually it was more like 50, can never be too careful.
>>10524052
I just want to be popular
>>10524052
Dis ban es wey 2 culorfel 2 4 a goff lik mii. R u sur wi cudnt got a hurs?
>>10524052
I call it:
"Thinking about flowers"
>>10524052
[get suit]
>U GOT A!! THAT A IS SO FING!!
>U LIKE THE A!
>>10524086
archives are kill right now
>>10523762
You're just being honest with yourself, Naoe. You sure you wanna miss this chance? Then again it's not really that difficult to stick it inside my sister.
>>10523766
Yeah, 'cuz he totally wants to bang some brain-dead whore, huh? Sure why not? Go ahead, maybe you can infect him with your broken English and we all will have a laugh.
>>10524123
hi where do i sign up to erp with this girl
>>10524068
You know I'm not sure how Empathy is threatening me.
>He looks at his raised hand
But I'm not looking to hit myself forever.
>>10524123
>He ponders for a moment
Ok, riddle me this stocking. Can angels get STDs? Because my mind is telling me that they can and I disagree. Also I think my mind is working against me to try and fuck Ebony. Please h-
>Yamato's own hand starts covering his mouth stopping him from speaking further
>>10524093
Freeze me Miku-chan
>>10524052
Oh...hey again, mister! It's been a while! This guy could...reeeally use a bath.
>>10524150
Shiny and...pain!
>>10524123
Mi eglosesh si porfect u fateass prop cent! Ur jus jelus dat im tinnur dan u and hav luks blesd bi setun himselv!
>>10524150
i hav mi fungz, bid dis luks aprupretly goffik
>AN: da surd luks lik dis bot wit a bled https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/20/c6/90/20c6905e8a248e2193dbf0334cc1960f.jpg
Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.
1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).
2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.
(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)
3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.
I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi.
>>10524150
I hate you.
>>10524165
You say that like I would keep slapping you lmao, I'm just going to make you beat the fuck out of your dick so goddamn hard you won't get erect again
We're cool tho, just leave it to me and the both of us will get them sweet goth titties
>Empathy
>>10524150
I am a top-level celebrity! Who wouldn't want a picture with me? H-hello?
>>10524150
There's no need for anyone else asking anything anymore, I've asked all the important questions.
>>10524150
I've been practicing since the last game I was in, that was perfect!
>>10524173
>ice walls you instead
>>10524052
>Yang gets into a starting pose and as soon as the horn sounds out she fires several blasts from her gauntlets to propel herself forward to the point where she's nearly flying.
Good luck trying to catch me, see ya later!
>>10524065
>Shit, maybe? I'll definitely need a while to get her personality down.
>>10524150
>She takes the blow with her special custom made artificial arm before taking a couple of swings at the man herself.
Didn't anyone tell you not to hit girls? Because we might hit back!
>>10524150
https://youtu.be/3vDe4jJvC_o
>>10524150
I guess Futa isn't gay as long as the dick is feminine. Who would have thunk.
>>10524209
doom games when ragi
>>10524202
I never thought my sadistic nature would actually work against me at any point. I can't really be surprised though, I'm an asshole.
>>10524150
>U SMEL... FISH?
>UHHH... WAT IS FISH DOIN HIER? FISH IS A BAD OUTSIDD!
[tell her to leave]
Fffgh bbhhm wtttbb!
(Fish back to water!)
>>10524220
Her song is actually a pretty good point of insight to her personality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9mQTmXxU8E
>t. RWBYfag
>>10524150
Well Suz... I guess that there's always a time t--
>>10524201
>Ahri stares blankly, blinks, and slowly looks around.
>It's taking these arrows a very long time...
Wow. Alright.
>Twph twph twph twph
>The sound of multiple arrows make their mark.
>>10524149
Discord.
>>10524150
>>10524232
Heyo John-boy, how have you been?
>>10524220
Take your time if you need to get her personality down.
It'll be worth it I believe.
>>10524239
We're not just an asshole, Yamato, we're THE asshole with great looks and an impressively average dick size
First order of business - make her blush using a pick-up line like you saw in that anime that one time
>Empathy
>>10524236
Why would you want a nearly default game with like 20 shitty meme events?
>>10524232
Johnny no
>>10524264
who
>>10524209
...Psst, you forgot to ask if he has a boyfriend or not. You know, to see if you have enough space to slip in his life and become more than a normal friend.
>>10524268
>Miku throws bananas behind her as she speeds to 1st
>>10524268
alrit shen, hers mi nombor
>AN: Ernobo typs ut hor nembr: (666) 666-6666
No u haff a reel goffic vempoor wotch un ur sed
>>10524268
Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
>>10524268
>OH BOYOYOY! THIS IS A FUN! U SURE LIEK A FUN!
>BUT... WAT IS A T//*%//OW MEAN?
>Kenji Harima dives into the thread.
>>10524268
Well now I've lost all intimidation factor....
>>10524281
I think she's kind of busy right now. I'm not gonna try to fuck her right now. That's crazy talk Empathy, you gotta ease into these....oh my god I can't believe I'm talking about this with myself.
>>10524268
I'll get them next time.
>>10524329
>Throws a mattress under.
>>10524288
Ask for Kuga's discord.
"Greetings and salutations, everyone! Just how has your night been so far? Absolutely spectacular, I hope!"
>"Must you do that every time?"
"Of course, Soul!"
>>10524330
That's why I said make her blush, Yamato, that's the whole reason for a pick up line - to ease into the bedroom
Unless you're... a "nice guy"?
>Empathy
>>10524329
>straight into my nuts
>>10524297
That doesn't sound like a very important question, maybe you can get someone to ask that kind of not very important questions, but I doubt he's interested in answering them.
>>10524370
aim for 3 minutes per slide
>>10524370
What is with these fans?...hurry up and take the picture already!
>>10524358
Kuga is Stocking?
>>10524370
You know I've been uncomfortable all night and this isn't making me feel any better.
>>10524379
Ok, now you're just pissing me off. I'm done listening to you. Empathy go away.
>>10524370
Hey! That's cheating!
Rules clearly states that all Razor Hats must be smaller than two feet in diameter!
>>10524285
Its okay God punished me already.
>>10524271
>Johnny holds his severed head to Toast-Man
I don't know whaddaya think?
>>10524201
>>10524261
Yaknow Suz, that doesn't sound like a mutual thing. Just throwing that out there.
>>10524330
>AN: sensun dat she's ben tulkd abut, enobee apurs ina clud of bates n blode
Im nebur busee 4 u, Yumeatow~ Das unethor tin, de nam. Yometew is juss 2 ... normel. U ned a kul nu nam like "Vapoer" "Suten" "Tara" or sometin equelly as goffik
>>10524370
Onles it wuz a MCR koncort, i dun giff a fok
>>10524401
Noted.
>He lands in a gathering of pigs
>>10524252
>Thank you, this'll help to listen to while I play her.
>>10524268
>Yang holds up a sign that reads, "Sorry everyone but I can't show this on a kid's game."
>>10524280
>It will either make me play her a lot or very very little. So I hope I get her down.
>>10524370
Cool, so this is the new action movie that's coming out? This is something I can get into.
>Yang leans back in her seat and props her legs up on the chair in front of her.
>>10524368
>LOOK! A 2 OTHERS! THEY ARE FUNNEH?
[say hello]
Hhhhgmf!
(Hello fremb!)
>>10524370
[make a cool pose]
>
>>10524423
You're already an asshole Yamato, if I disappear you'll flat you turn into a prick
It's okay tho, let me work my magic and we'll land her in no time
>Empathy
>>10524165
I've been eating sweets in unhealthy amounts for many years and look at me? I'm as attractive as I was before being kicked out of heaven
>Her tits conveniently bounce up and down to back up her statement.
If this is the case with me why do you think Panty is still alive after an average lifetime of sex with strangers?
>>10524189
Why don't you ask Satan to give you a brain to speak properly? Just sell your soul or something, you don't need it
>...
I think as an angel I shouldn't be saying that? pfft, who cares.
>>10524438
Oh, there's a place to connect m laptop here!
>And she spent the night browsing the internet.
>>10524428
I think you're really getting ahead of yourself.
>>10524438
You really do meet some of the strangest people here...
>>10524404
>For a while, yeah.
I see it's the same as usual around here.
I want to fuck Miku
>>10524438
Perhaps this is not the best use of our time...
>>10524457
"Oh? Hello? Were you trying to say hello? Say it with me: hellooooo!"
>"Heart, please don't get to close to that...thing. I worry for your safety."
"It is not a 'thing,' Soul. I'm certain it has a name. We just need to talk to him first to find out!"
>>10524438
>AN: Len aspop in hur koffen, Ebobe iz blefollee onawore uf hor vomperik snoren
>>10524471
Im u fampor, i dun half a sul!
>AN: ehobe's eees gu wid us shee hers dose wors. dis bik's un angol!
EN ONGOL?! In da nom uf seten, I um swurn 2 kel u ungel!
>>10524501
I-I don't think you should be raising Lana with that kind of mindset!
>>10524498
Anon! Bad!
>>10524501
>>10524398
It's a very important question which fills your interests, needs and overall curiosities. He'll answer them because I'll give him a piece of chocolate named [STAND] chocolate. So, feel free to go ahead and ask him even the most perverted and personal questions.
>>10524490
fuck you stocking go back to erp
>>10524491
fuck you too guy who is also from erp
>>10524541
Bartender, a round of drinks on me!!
>>10524534
This is one of Red's avas, right?
>>10524541
Going outside was a mistake.
>>10524541
ousid iz 4 propz! i wun go insed wer der's eluktreceeti n shid
>>10524572
>Nope. That's 2 wrong guesses
>>10524530
Hey, have some of my trademarked powder, it's good for both the heart and soul!
I'd be fucking dead if my RL friends know I'm browsing HG
>>10524546
Then you go ahead and ask him that! That's more information than necessary, I'm not interested in some older man's kinks and fetishes!
>even the game is shipping Yamato and Ebony
RnGesus has spoken
>>10524434
>He feels slight pain at the back of his mind
What kind of name do you think would work for me...
>The pain gets really intense
cutie?!
>>10524465
Shit, you're right. Empathy you gotta let me take the lead on this though, I want to be me when it happens. Not you.
>>10524471
>He watches as her boobs bound
I see.....
>He snaps out of it and looks at Stockings face again
I think I have a problem. My Empathy's fucking with my mind here. All I can think about is sex!
>>10524589
I'm sure you won't mind
>the pain peaks back up
Darling
>>10524431
>trying to bring them back again
Cease
>>10524589
C-Clearly I'm still drunk from the other night, I thought that was an actual pizza...
>>10524431
Ya know, I don't care.
>>10524501
>Yang approaches the girls with a smirk and a little wiggle to her eyebrows.
Hey there, so what do you girls do for fun? Because I think it'd be fun to do yo' pfft.. I can't do it it's just soo bad.
>>10524541
>The night ends with Yang slumped over the counter sleeping surrounded by empty mugs.
>>10524589
>Yang pauses for a moment after seeing the two then just clutches her stomach and starts laughing at the pair.
>>10524606
Save me from this HELL anon
>>10524610
But I am you though. I'm telling you I have to take the lead once we get romantic and "physical"
Tell her a pick-up line or wink at her, even you have to admit when a tough girl melts into a pile of blushes
>Empathy
>>10524589
>>10524587
"Ooo! If it's good for us, I definitely want some!"
>"Heart, you cannot just accept random offers from people like that. Who knows what his 'powder' is. It could be a trap."
"Oh, I don't think so. It's even trademarked! How can something trademarked possibly be terrible?"
>"..."
>>10524656
Good, the lines here are crazy.
>>10524603
No can do. I'm not part of the Q&A, you have to ask them yourself if you want the information. Ho, ho, you almost tricked me there but this won't work this time! Though I helped you to ask the questions you really wanted to know. Consider this a gift, a gift which will last until you die so I don't have to buy another gift or think about one ever again.
>>10524661
I'll pass.
Fight?
>>10524659
Little Red Hood is right, my powder is well taken care of and produced organically,!
>>10524654
I've taken the lead literally every other time, why is now different?
>>10524656
Ok, I think I have an idea to figure out Eggman-kuns power. It's really weird but you're gonna have to trust me here.
>>10524588
same
>>10524683
>>10524588
Sounds like you need better friends?
>"dude you browse the internet holy fucking shit kill yourself"
>>10524689
Because I said so and you're too beta when it comes to talking to girls
You haven't even slapped someone's ass before how can you get into a relationship
>Empathy
>>10524719
Dammit
>>10524705
>Abuses on several occasions that happen to be seconds apart
>>10524610
>wew what are pictures
>her boins go BOIN BOIN
You can rub one out. Here, have this.
>Stocking hands over her own selection of doujins she herself was using to masturbate a few days ago.
Oooor you can bang the abomination there, your choice!
>>10524534
>Takes a few steps back
Ooookay trust me, you DON'T want to do this. I know I don't look like it but I'm the real thing so back the fuck up or someone will get hurt.
>>10524686
>"Little Red Hood...?"
"See, Soul? It's even produced organically! It will not be harmful in the slightest!"
>"We will see about that."
>>10524719
Hehe, oh no, what a terrible and unfortunate accident...
>>10524733
>>10524656
>Yang just posts the first picture she takes, in the back round is a fellow tribute's body. She posts, "The flame that burns twice as fast can burn for however I want it to.".
Hah, nice.
>>10524719
>For a while during the battle between the two the duo began clashing fists which resulted in many "Hulk smash!" Quotes coming from the hulk gloves. Yang ends up losing herself in laughter which leads to her death.
>>10524719
>>10524680
You're so cheap! That's the worst gift I've recieved in my entire life, a punch in the gut would be better! I don't want to ask those questions and I sure as hell don't want them answered!
>>10524774
After last time I think I'll skip the drinking.
>>10524610
>AN: Finkin 4 a minote, Ehoney tris 2 cum op wit a nam 4 hur nu bofren. Soden, et duns 2 hor
EYE KNO, huw abeet Skol? Skels r goffik n kol~
>>10524719
Gren is a perpoy culor newae, unles is neun gren! Den is kewl n seen!
>>10524737
N u tink im nut a reel deel?
>AN: Enobuy ruses hor feasts n burs hor fengs, rudey for a fit
ill worn u, u prubeblee nubor feced a reel lif fompir b4. un las chuns 2 bak te fuk op b4 u ket smuket te fek op, bech!
>>10524763
Whoah-okay you win
>>10524760
Why don't you try it, in fact, I'll also hand out some complimentary butter packs to have with that powder!
>>10524835
Shave your armpits
>>10524774
Ukuhell is su kol n robellus. Fangs 4 da drenks!
evens stay awake
odds sleep
dubs sleep with Gab
>>10524727
I was completely fine when you weren't around! I slept with Michiru, I slept with Airi. It was kind of a murky situation with Fumi. I don't really remember that These things just take time man! Wait...you would remember th-
You're not my empathy at all are you?
>>10524737
>He looks down at the stack of books in his hands
Are we seriously sharing porn right now? This is the most sexually charged night of my life. Also I feel weird just going and jerking off now.
>>10524774
I.....really need a drink right now.
>>10524832
>The pain is so intense Yamato isn't even aware of what he's saying at this point
Skull? Sounds great babe, hey want to grab some food later tonight? I'll pay.
>>10524861
I died!? What kind of bar did we go to!?
>>10524530
>>>sorry, had to go do something.
>OH! THE OTHERS CAN TAK! THE OTHER IS A FREMBLY?
[say hello again]
Hhhhgmgmhh!
(HELLO FREMB!)
>>10524774
>U THISTY... U WAN A DRANKZ HAVE!
[get a drink]
>Enter thread
>See that we have an Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway.
Oh that brings me back, to the good o'll days.
So-Someone hold me.
>>10524871
good night
>>10524872
I'm so goddamn starved for sex right now I didn't even remember those, excuse me for not remembering things that happened like two years ago
I'm trying to hurry it along give me a break
>Empathy
>>10524857
Eat Indian food.
>>10524861
I-I forgot to post this slide.
>>10524861
>>10524774
What is this? Was I fucked to death?
>>10524804
A punch in the gut? I'd be glad to deliver!
>While he's in the middle of the next sentence, Karen dashes towards him and launches a punch in the gut just like he asked. Now she truly topped her already top-tier gift.
>>10524923
Think I was better off not knowing...
>>10524924
Probably, knowing Kosaku
>>10524924
>>10524923
My bad.
>>10524853
>"Butter packs?"
"My, I just can't believe how much free stuff you're giving us! You're quite the generous person."
>"That is, if we wanted it all. Explain to me how butter can help us, and just what this powder is."
>>10524871
>Go to bed, trappy.
>>10524887
"That's better!"
>"It isn't better at all actua- Heart!"
>While Soul was talking, Heart was reaching out to pet the creature. Soul slaps his hand away and wags a finger at him with a slightly annoyed countenance.
>"Just what do you think you're doing?!"
"W-What? I was just going to pet him, Soul! There's no harm in that!"
>"Isn't there, though?"
>>10524872
>AN: Ebooby skweelz kutely, but also demuneklee
i luv tat u luv it, scol! N yea, dat sunds gret! Wer wer u tinkin, mi eturnal drak loff?
>>10524923
Dis dwuf cunt poseble hop 2 tek un a reel vempu-
>AN: b4 se kan finush her setensus (SEE IM NOT JUS LAZY U FLAMMURS) , da lettul man cots hur 2 robbens
>>10524975
I've lost faith in this species.
>>10524913
Fumi was a few months ago. Jesus does my empathy have a bigger sex drive than I do? No, I refuse to believe you're my empathy. Something is off here, I just can't put my finger on it.
>>10524979
>All Yamato sees is a haze
>He starts to taste iron
We could go to the mall and grab some food there and visit hot topic. Then we could go back to my place for a while.
>>10524909
>>10524978
I DON'T WANNA
>>10524978
Well first off thanks Heart! Second, butter is a essential item for any meal, plus, it can get you into tight spaces, just rub it on yourself! Also my powder has the finest ingredients consisting of brown sugar, ground cinnamon, and the sweet taste of justice!
>>10525034
Winner next slide.
>>10525044
T H I C C
>>10525067
>>10525037
Yes I do, I need my daily dose of affection or else I can't function properly okay don't judge me
>Empathy
>>10525067
I don't even remember this game. I smell burnt toast. When did I get a chainsaw hand? Oh wait hold on, I gotta capitalize on this.
>He strikes a pose over Lenny's dead body
"Groovy"
>>10525090
>Yamato is eerily silent as he's clubbed to death
>>10525090
>>10524926
Yes! Anything would be better tha-
>he gets cut-off midsentence by his sister's sudden attack and is left gasping for air for almost a full minute before he can speak again
Y-You idiot... T-That wasn't an i-invitation...
>>10524978
>THE OTHERS IS A FREMB! BUT CAN A FREMB BE NO NAME? U MUST NO FREMBS NEM!
[ask their names]
Wwwhghw fssss nmmemm?
(What is your name fremb?)
>>10525037
Tad sunds amezen mi loev <3
>AN: FUK U HATERZ <# IS PREFECTLOY GUD PENKTUETUN!!!!!
N wen we gut der, wat r we gun doe ate yor plec?
>>10525113
dat fis luks lic a prop. Fuk him. Fangz fur hotsen do!
>>10525113
Grazie!
>>10525113
>>10524835
>>10525090
>>10525113
well that was weird..uh, congrats though.
>>10525151
Thanks for taking us to comic-con host.
>>10525151
Thanks for boosting
>>10525151
>>10525097
I will judge you, god, dammit! We were completely fine for so long! What's actually bothering you here? Please tell me before we do something we both regret.
>>10525144
>Yamato smells burnt toast
>His ears start to ring
Whatever you want to do my dark princess~
>>10525113
[congratulate winner]
Cccggmgnfhh!
(Congratulation friemb!)
>>10525151
[thank host]
Ttttmmtlk!
(Thanks!)
>>10525151
Pathetic Placement.
Unworthy of these muscles. Going to have to make up with a win next time.
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>10525151
Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>10525113
I can't lie, it feels bad to lose to a shrimp, no offense and congrats.
thanks host guy, it's always good to have someone setting up fights, even if that sounds bad normally.
>>10525135
But it was! You were there asking for a punch in the gut while completely vulnerable with no way to defend yourself due to the position of your hands and the way you were standing, I had to do it. I HAD TO and I delivered like a good sister who cares deeply about her brother. Consider yourself lucky, Nii-chan.
>Karen takes one step back and stares at her work and how he tries to gasp for air.
>>10525151
Danke for host
Congrats to the winner and thanks for the host mate. It was good for your first time! At least your first game didn't involve bread puns...
>>10525151
>Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>10525052
>"...So breakfast. You've made us breakfast. Thank you, I suppose, even if it is night. I am not going to rub butter on myself, however, regardless of what you insist"
>Heart, meanwhile, is too busy eating to talk.
>>10525113
"Comgwatulathons!"
>"Heart, don't talk with your mouth full, please."
>>10525151
>"Even if we were not here, it is protocol to thank you for the game."
>>10525143
>Heart swallows what he has in his mouth and smiles brightly at the creature
"Oh! Do you want to know our names? I am Heart, and he is Soul! Now...what is your name?"
>>10524926
>>10525213
I can't stop cringing
>>10525189
Alright I just feel like I've taken a backseat with you lately, you've said so yourself that you're an asshole so I'm basically unneeded
What's my purpose if you don't even need me anymore? To provoke you to fuck, and I can't even do that correctly
>Empathy
>>10524926
>>10525213
Please stop RPing with yourself. Open a Notepad and do so there for ducks sake.
>>10525292
Duck off
>>10525270
Hey, buddy. It's just that for a while I wasn't ready to go out there and start the whole dating game again. Hey the only person we slept with that didn't die was Fumi and we're not even sure if it happened. But I've been using you more now! Remember Elizabeth? How I teased her and then felt bad and that led to a connection? There's also that Chloe girl too, I kind of like her. So good times are coming, but they're going to be ruined if you take control away from me and have sex with Ebony. You realize that right?
>>10525189
oeh, i fing i hav a foow ideez~
>AN: Eronebey's feng's tinkle munasonglee us see funtasozes abut ul da gorble fings dey cud du
K-kud u mebee put ur fing in mii u no wut? Id loaf 2 du et wif u, Solk~
>>10525292
He's not RPing with himself, he stole Koyomi away from the original Koyomi to force the new Karen to circlejerk with him.
>>10525247
No thanks necessary, I'm just doing my part as the hero of all bread products everywhere, and I see that your friend enjoys my food thoroughly, nice they are a person with fine tastes..
>>10525327
I understand, man, I just wish I had a bit more action unlike that asshole persona
Woah hold up I think you're gonna do the think with the goth chick, I'll leave you be so you can smash her and grope them titties like a true man
Good luck man
>Empathy
>>10525213
T-The only thing I can consider myself lucky for is that it won't leave any permanent damage... Y-You're the worst little sister in history...
>>10525322
fuck off shitposter
>>10525351
>"You genuinely don't know how lame 'hero of all bread products' sounds, do you?"
"Oop! Hahah, thank you! My tastes are quite average, but I enjoy trying everything new at least once!"
>>10525371
>Yamato feels like he's in control again
You're a good guy Empathy, I'm ready to use you more. And....thanks.
>>10525331
>Yamato's vision cut's back in
>He coughs up blood onto the groud
WHAT?! WHERE AM? Ebony! Hey! What.....what were we talking about?
>>10525415
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayLiAVJ6vTM
>>10525380
Don't be a baby, Nii-chan, all I did was punch you in the gut like you asked. Now if you excuse me I have some training to do so I can keep punching you in the gut as a gift because you seem to love it a lot... Just at you! You're even hugging yourself!
>>10525429
Oh, I don't help out wheat, I help others in need! One time I saved a pope from a trout with a bowlers hat. There was also a time where a kitten was about to be ran over by a truck, so with my raisin breath I took down a plane and crashed it into the truck, and everyone thanked me!
>>10525475
Hey, momma.
>>10525485
>momma
>>10525475
Yo
>>10525247
>THE OTHERS BE HART AN SOL! THAT IS A SO NEM?
>BUT U HAVE NEM? U ONLY LIDDEL SLUBBUB BE!
Brrap.
>>Eyeslob doesn't have a definite name in canon.
>>10525485
That's a boy.
>rping with yourself
wtf i hate karen now
>>10525485
>>10525494
>>10525513
Dear God...