HG Thread: I'm a loser that has to use someone else's code edition.
You know the rules. The winner gets a kissy from me. If you try to dodge it you'll get an ERP session with me in discord. I'll find a way.
Anyways, give me 24.
Oshino Ougi
Inkling
Anti-Eco Ocelot
Johnny
Ramona Flowers
Alfred Jones
>>10489482
Pro Genji
Mike WOAH-zowski
>>10489482
Saber
Gascoigne
>>10489482
a man
Kirino Ranmaru
>>10489482
Asuka the Wanderer
>>10489482
I
Ridley
Adachi
>>10489482
Aron
>>10489482
Skull
>>10489482
Ash Crimson
Powdered Toast Man
Derki
The Joker
>>10489520
>>10489550
>>10489555
kys crendor
Le Chevalier d'Eon
Eggman-kun
Kira
>>10489415
Nah I didn't drop Marisa I just haven't had time to do anything here and what little I have had I just chose to sit back and watch..
mareokarwee
>>10489592
Old or new?
>>10489592
>Kira
>posts a picture of law abiding citizen, Kosaku Kawajiri
What did he mean by this?
Johan Liebert
>>10489577
I agree, he should kill himself, in public. We should hang his body from a street light or something. We can go look at it together, holding hands. Maybe then, you'll realize something...
>>10489628
Nice.
>>10489592
>>10489627
I agree and want to know more
Kosaku Kawajiri is an upstanding man who doesn't seem like a Kira
>>10489644
>>10489644
>>10489644
>>10489644
Dank meme.
Is eggman-kun a girl or a boy?
>>10489644
You got me. Congratulations.
>>10489644
Ah... We've been fooled! How could we have not seen it coming? I knew you were a fool Okabe-senpai, yet I was the first one to fall for your trap. Hm... Oh yes, you haven't told me your name before so I'm not supposed to know.
>>10489644
>Not making any effort for the bait
You still have a lot to learn
>>10489686
Why don't se solve that mystery together, Okabe-senpai?
>>10489684
Thank GOD
>>10489644
Good thing I picked up the roster.
>>10489652
>I don't know if I should actually do it. I found a SAW ava that appealed to me more, so I'm just using him as filler right now.
>>10489628
The best ava has finally come to grace us with his presence.
>>10489644
https://youtu.be/iiYGN05vfgM
>>10489482
Gishki Ariel
>>10489698
No reason you can't play everything.
>>10489657
Good good.
>>10489684
Yo man, swap or somethin'.
>>10489541
>>10489705
>>10489644
Yeah, right. You think I'm gonna fall for that? I know that you saying we've been pranked is a prank in itself!
>>10489684
>>10489515
>>10489705
However, in either case, I need to dip out for a second! Something's caught my attention and I need to deal with it! Swap it!
>>10489684
Begin when you are ready.
>>10489684
So it wasn't a jest after all. Good, good, get on with it. I have a rising urge to split some heads open.
>>10489710
>You're not wrong.
>>10489733
>>10489729
...Hmh. I'm genuinely surprised.
>Ariel offers a stiff bow.
I suppose I must thank you both. Should I win, I'll dedicate it to the both of you.
>looked at my okabe folder
>I don't even have that image saved
Ruka I swear on me mum you have to get better at taking my images if you wanna do this shit.
if the person that plays an old ava comes back after someone new picks up an ava what happens
>>10489774
Mr. Clown Man, may you want some of my delicious powder?
>>10489776
Shitpost them.
>>10489797
which one
>>10489805
The nufag.
I think Mike needs to be taught how to survive life in general desu
>>10489774
Oh, now thats just fine, isnt it. I had hoped to never see the likes of yourself again, but it appears not all can achieve what is desired. Don't attempt to cross my path again, I can assure you nothing of good will come out of it if you so dare.
>>10489776
This happened before with all of Nonon's avas.
We shitpost the oldfag until they die. If you haven't play the character in over a month it's free for others to play.
>>10489774
Guh! Watch it, you fool, what do you think you're doing?
>>10489774
Come on, momma! I like being outside as much the next guy but these woods are terrifying! I'm just gonna go ho-
>She grabs Johnny by his feet and drags him into the woods
Gotta say I like her attitude. Spicy.
>>10489776
We make the clear distinction between the old and the new. The new one isn't cucked out of an ava, and the old one gets to stay dead in peace knowing that it hasn't been taken away from them. That way everyone is equally satisfied or dissatisfied.
>>10489823
Hm, I don't really know why i did that, mental issues probably.
>>10489823
>a man being nice to Gascoigne
Aww.
This'll end badly, won't it?
>i rub my asshole on the poster above
Four of you died last night. Shame on you for not being stronger!
>>10489823
I'm glad we were able to figure out the functions of this book. Shame it's unusable now. If I'd known it would turn to ashes, I would have used it more effectively.
>>10489879
ASSHOLE-CHAN!!!
Is anyone avafagging Palpatine from Star Wars Kinect?
>>10489888
How cruel for everybody to leave their kohai all alone in the forest to cook for herself. I'm sure everyone has seen me from a distance, yet nobody has offered me any help.
>Ougi breaks a rabbit's neck
>>10489888
It sure is quiet, I hope there isn't any monster pigeons around.
>>10489823
Toast Man?! Is that you!?
>Darn, I must be going crazy. Although I wouldn't mind bumping into him right now. He wouldn't try to kill me.
>>10489888
Momma if you're gonna charge me to stay at your camp you better have another kind of service included.
>>10489888
Allowing you to stay in my camp was of little consequence, however you draining my food and water rations completely has become a problem.
Must be nice to hold those sleeves.
>>10489823
What may this be? This was not here in previous times. ...Some kind of gift, perhaps? To assist someone in a game of survival such as this, how foolish.
>The hunter takes a bite out of the food.
...Tch, not an issue to me , anyhow. Only serves as making the chances of myself ending up as the bloody victor of this whole affair grow stronger.
>>10489963
Aren't you glad you had your dear Kohai by your side to lead you in the right direction away from those wolves? Hands are easily let go, but my sleeves are true to the grip. No need to repay me, the fact that my foolish Eggman is alive is enough for me.
>>10489963
Now to find Johnny, I know he is around here, I can practically smell hair gel.
A Man is A Asshole.
>>10489963
>Johnny screams "MAXIMUM CHARGE", then makes motor sounds with his mouth as he charges into Alfred
>Somehow, that worked.
>>10490012
Okabe is AN retard.
>>10490012
Will you shut up before I rip off your skin!?
>>10490012
Ah... Your fighting skills aren't anything impressive. It could be too early to teach you how to fight in the day, let alone the night. Maybe you should just run away when you're in a confrontation. You'll have better chances of surviving than fighting with those skills. One can say you were born to lose fights. That is how bad you are, I would say...
>>10490012
No, I do not want to know how you got those scars. Please let me sleep, you stupid clown.
>Johnny covers his head with a pillow as The Joker continues to laugh and make bad jokes.
>crawls out of the asshole of the poster above
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10490040
ayayayay
I think Mike's driving too fast.
>>10490024
I fucking know that, but the guy's name is An Man. A Man is An Asshole doesn't sound nice, even if it is wrong. But hey, if we're going to play this game you should've said: "Okabe, it's AN, you gigantic retard".
>>10490055
>An Asshole doesn't sound nice
tehe
>>10490055
OKABE IS AN MAD
CALM DOWN
ITS OKAY
>>10490055
A Man is not a formidable partner!
>>10490055
Don't mind me, senpai. I'm just along for the ride. I'm not that heavy am I? If I am maybe you should just quit on survival altogether. It's not like you'd last long with that sort of low stamina anyway.
>>10490055
Oh god, not a pro Genji.
I bet he spams lenny faces in chat every time he kills someone.
>>10490070
I'M NOT MAD I'M INFURIATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10490055
Whoa, this actually works! These are the best $34.67 I've ever spent!
>f toast man
>>10489833
but i'm talking like
a week
>>10490091
I can hear you breathing in the dark over there. Such ragged breaths, I can tell you were all having such a nice conversation before I can along... You even put out your fire too...
>>10490098
I do too wish that we could meet again, thanks for your condolences.
>>10490108
If it's only been week then you probably won't get much support if you try and nigger them.
You should probably ask that ava if you can play them or just ava something else.
i'm gonna die next slide
>>10490108
Who are you planning on picking up
A dark and stormy night this is. Very sad.
>>10490174
no one
i am the oldfag
>>10490176
YOU SEEM NICE
>>10490176
Ah, I see what is going on here. All of you are deaf to the art of true story telling. I'm sorry. Haha... I didn't realize I set up camp with such uneducated uncultured senpais. Haha... Completely my mistake, it looks like I have been eliminated. No, no, stay where you are, continue telling your stories. I'm sure they're worth more time than seeing me out. I'll do that on my own. Ha ha...
>Ougi stands up and walks away, fading into the darkness
And with that, we're down to our last four!
>>10490192
Yo-you too...
>>10490182
I am....confussed
>>10490176
Ryuujin no EGGMAN KURAE!
>>10490216
Yep, I thought I was doing too well. Welp.
>>10490217
i am the oldfag asking what happens if he comes back as an ava he had before when someone else is picking them up
>>10490217
He means that he used to ava someone, left, came back and now someone is playing the character he played and he's wondering what to do about it as anon like a pussy.
SOMEBODY STOP HIM!
A lot of you from earlier are still here.. Do you not have anything productive to do during the day? Like maybe a job?
>>10490192
I HATE TO KILL YOU
>>10490245
>>10490249
Just talk to the guy with your ava and see if you can work something out
>>10490254
HG is my job.
I want Okabe to suck my dick
>>10490244
Shame you died really, I was actually rooting for you to win more than me.
>>10490264
Somebody who pussies around as anon would never do that.
>>10490267
How much would a job here even pay? Can I get in on this too? I may be willing to quit my current one if yours pays more.
AND NOW WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL TWO! WILL IT BE:
THE ANDROGYNOUS KNIGHT (maybe prince idk)
OR
2ND BEST JOKER
>>10490264
alright mate
thanks for the advice
>>10490288
but i will as a matter of fact
>>10490290
I get paid in kissues and erp in discord.
>>10490276
I want to suck Okabes dick as he sucks your dick.
>>10490302
Sure you will.
>>10490254
If they did, do you really think they would be here?
But for your knowledge, some of them are trapped here.
>When you want to pick up a character but don't want to contribute to a circlejerk
>>10490303
That doesn't really sound like a legitimate form of currency... I think you're being duped.
>>10490315
How do you even get trapped in place like this? You can just walk right out the door if you want.
>>10490331
Pick up a character from a source nobody else is doing.
>>10490331
>more dangans
Go ahead. Tell me it's not a circle jerk.
>>10490302
You better do it
>>10490342
Name a few. HG has been around long enough where nothing feels new anymore.
AAA
>>10490363
Ehhhhhh
>>10490361
There's always something super obscure that somebody can play.
>>10490361
Don't force me to think at this unholy hour, Anon.
Congratulations!
>doesn't give the Joker a kissu
SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1
>>10490331
>when you just wanna ava and character and not have to worry about feeling obligated to RP with someone because they picked up someone from the same source
>>10490338
From the perspective of some, from what I've gathered, those doors simply do not exist. In my own case, yes it's there, but I cannot return to the world I was born in. I've been, ah...staying with someone else.
>>10490361
No one plays anything new because they'll be called FOTM.
Prove me wrong.
And here are the placements. Johnny was pretty good.
>>10490376
I tried looking but most obscure shit looks like........shit.
>>10490379
But, Anon, I...
>>10490283
Thank you, Toast Man. Perhaps some other day.
>>10490383
Congratulations, Clown.
>>10490331
>Only Deku, Ochako, and Iida, and arguably Aizawa are active
>They barely interact with each other
You're good.
>>10490383
>>10490394
What in the world did I even DO?!
AHAHAH!!!
I'M ALL ALONE!
>>10490396
No buts. Ask again in 10 hours.
>>10490394
Thank you, host. I try my best. And thanks for hosting, too.
Have a root.
>>10490383
>It's a "Crendor spams filler and wins" episode
Thank you host and congrats to the Joker, and everyone gets powder!
>>10490394
Thank you for the opportunity, Okabe-senpai. I was worried you weren't going to make it to the end, but I suppose you have proven me wrong. If anything I'll give you more credit for that. Good job. If anything hurts after an hour, be sure to come see me. We can go to the hospital together.
>>10490383
I...reluctantly give congratulations. And thank you, sir.
>>10490384
Ah, I understand. You're a freeloader. Not the best lifestyle to have if you ask me.
>>10490434
That Sanae lookalike also has bitching tits.
>>10490419
>The Joker covers his face in more powder
BPLBPPBLPBPBLBPLBPBLPLBH!
>>10490383
>>10490394
I'm back! I can't wait to see who won-- Ah... Well, hey, not everyone's a winner, right? It's alright! I can totally understand losing to a guy like him! He's... Kind of loopy, from the looks of things.
Thanks you! Congratulations? Sure, I don't wanna get on his bad side!
>>10490447
nice rp
>>10490447
nice rp
>>10490407
You won!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
THIS WAS THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR!
>>10490412
No thank you! I, mad scientist Hououin Kyouma, do not dabble with such things! Feel free to talk to my assistant about this root business!
>>10490419
Feel free to reward everyone for their hard work with a free round of toast!
>>10490431
Hououin-senpai, and you're welcome! I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'll be sure to not invite you to come along with me!
>>10490434
I CANNOT HEAR YOU!
>>10490456
You're already on his bad side!
All of us are already on his bad side!
>>10490312
>>10490353
i will nigga, just watch me
i may be anon but if i did this with an ava a shitstorm would occur
>>10490472
Sure, you want some butter with that?
>>10490477
Then do it right now pussy. Call them out by name right now. Fucking do it, coward.
>>10490472
I... I am? I am?! I AM?! Oh, no, you're kidding me! I made a evil clown-looking psychopath mad? But I didn't do anything... Oh, that's right, I went to Gotham and-- That's out of the point!
How do we get out of this situation alive and unscathed, sir?! I may be the hero, but there's certain jobs even I can't do!
>>10490472
>Feel free to talk to my assistant about this root business!
Well I only got this one root. I grabbed it from my neighbor's yard.
...
I can get more.
>>10490442
>>10490510
Hey Alfred, a random question. Ever played Super Smash Brothers? YOu do know Donkey Kong's Giant Punch, right?
>SWINGS HIS ARMS AROUND LIKE DONKEY KONG DOES
>GIVES ALFRED THE MOTHER OF ALL GIANT PUNCHES IN THE DICK
>>10490503
aight
i'll even go beyond that and talk to them straight instead of namedropping
>>10489592
hey man can i ask what version of kira you're planning to do, if you're planning on doing him at all? not trying to start shit i'm just asking
>>10490510
People like you are the reason I don't visit America.
>>10490518
This hat is pretty fire. It better be free or I'm tossing it right now.
>>10490446
Her name is Winda, Priestess of Gusto.
>>10490442
Tch. You think me merely dead weight? On the contrary, I only accepted the offer when I knew were was something I could do in return. I've aided them with a certain...shortage of theirs'.
>>10490532
Damn son. Way to go.
R-Roll
Also give suggestions.
>>10490532
Varies
>>10490571
rolling for shotas
>>10490541
How about you explain this shortage? You've peaked my interest.
>>10490499
No thank you. Butter is disgusting and unhealthy. It makes my skin feel oily.
>>10490510
You made him mad the moment you came into this place. How can you be so naive that you made an enemy not only out of him, but out of all of us? We are after the same thing, after all.
The solution is not in your favor, as in you won't be getting out of this alive. None of us will. That's how life is.
>>10490511
I do not believe I'll need more than one root, but as I've said I'll let Christina deal with that. She's a root expert. She has the personality of one and can relate to them on a spiritual level.
>>10490571
Rolling to get me off of there.
>>10490571
Rolling for cock!
>>10490571
>>10490584
lana's mom is fine too
>>10490571
Rolling to see who gets to be my temporary sidekick
>>10490587
>*Piqued, shit.
>>10490472
Hououin-senpai? It makes me feel like just as much of a fool for repeating it, but if it's what my senpai wants, I'll call you anything. Even if you don't invite me, it's my responsibility to make sure that my senpais don't do anything foolish. If they were to sign some sort of waver forfeiting thier organs for donation, it would be very bad for them, for you. Count on me being there.
>>10490600
my condolences
>>10490526
Brawl was objectively the best in the series, though the one that came out onto the Wii U was pretty awesome too--
>Alfred cringes, reaching for his dick and almost crying from the force of impact alone. He had told himself to bring a steel plate, but NO, he just had to forget it because he didn't think he would be punched in the dick.
M-Man, just say you like Melee more than Smash instead of punching me in the dick! God, Melee fans are always crazy!
>>10490540
I--
>Alfred stares at the woman(?) for a second, clearly hurt by her words. Especially so, considering he IS America.
Ow. Ow! What did I even do, man? If this is about my voice, I can't help it at all!
>>10490590
I disagree! I know that the psychopath we may or may not be dealing with has a weakness, and although I'm unsure we will be able to exploit it, we can damn well try like the heroes we are, enemies be damned!
Tell me, shady-looking mad scientist person! Do you happen to have a baseball bat of any kind on you currently?
>>10490612
N-NANI?!??!
>>10490612
whoa
>>10490600
Hm, not the best in sidekick terms, you could be cactus boy, a sidekick who always carries a desert plant around!
>>10490612
>desu I should try bringing this boi back
>>10490631
Goddamnit I forgot about how t bee h turns into desu
>>10490560
i dislike causing shitstorms by namecalling anon, that's just not who i am
told you i would
>>10490577
i just wanted to ask because i'm actually doing a version of kira right now in his kosaku kawajiri form. the black-haired one, not the watermelon one
is it cool if i do him and you can do the others? i knew you'd probably freak out if i showed up on a whim so i just wanted to asl you
>>10490631
>dangans
Ew
>>10490631
Wait
Tetsutetsu was Bolin the whole time?
>>10490631
>>10490645
>Mistake
That's what your parents thought when they brought you on this world, Bolin.
Post funny stories
>>10490619
Please don't take this the wrong way,but you just seem like a bit of a douche bag...
>>10490669
>>10490668
I had a folder of Kokichi, and I used him when I just came here. not Bolin.
>>10490587
...You did ask.
>Ariel shrugs briefly.
It's a matter of reproduction. The people of this village sire exceedingly few males, and the woman grow infertile early on in life. I...rectified the lack of "supply".
>>10490607
That won't be necessary. I'm an evil genius, so I won't be making mistakes like that. You're quite the stupid one if you'd think I need someone holding my hand all throughout my life. If anyone it'd be me holding the hands of my weaker captives.
>>10490619
If you're thinking of doing what I think you're thinking of doing, that won't work. I don't think he has a mailbox, and even so, it's highly illegal to smash government property. Dp you want to get thrown in jail, allowing that clown to forever hold his victory above your imprisoned head?
>>10490676
Tetsu is Bolin
>>10490680
ithe carn de cacamas
>>10490676
A co-worker of mine thought that Olive Garden was the classiest shit because the only one he'd ever eaten at was the one in Times Square. When we passed by one on a small business trip, he about shit his pants.
>>10490681
Oh, so you have babies in exchange for a place to stay? That's quite an extreme take on prostitution if you ask me.
>>10490676
Inkling's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view. "You're...pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him. Her long, squiddy 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection. "May I...?" She asked.
"Go right ahead," Tetsu replied. She shifted again, this time moving down. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock. He smiled fully and started breathing faster.
Her tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him. "Y-you like that?" Tetsu asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder.
"Y-yeah," she admitted. "You...taste good." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him.
"Oh, yeah..." Tetsu moaned. "You're good at this." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself. "Thanks, Tetsu," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him.
Tetsu grunted. "Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna...oh, Inkling!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Inkling's mouth. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty. Tetsu let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops. "Oh man. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff?"
>>10490681
>And the woman grow infertile early on in life. >I...rectified the lack of "supply"
WE NEED TWO AVAFAGS TO PLAY THE DUKE BOYS FOR SAW
>>10490690
>Ougi leans in and stares
There's a bit of sauce on the corner of your lips, it seems like you enjoyed your snack very much.
>Ougi reaches out with her sleeves, seemingly looking to wipe it off but she retracts her arm
Silly, Hououin-senpai, did you think I was going to wipe it off for you? Go look in a mirror and do it on your own. You'll never learn if I do everything for you.
>>10490720
please tell me HG fanfics aren't a thing
>>10490741
Oh my god fucking this
>>10490745
Hey, Chefdor.
>>10490745
Oh, you pure child
>>10490745
It's a generic Splatoon fic with the names changed
>>10490745
>take a fic
>replace all the male names with the male ava
>replace all the female names with the female ava
>maybe change some details here and there.
>>10490678
Me? A douchebag? I disagree, I don't see how... Wait... If someone says you're a douchebag, does that make me a douchebag...?
Well, either way, I guess I can't change your mind since, well, I DO kind of seem like a douchebag. However, what I can assure you is that I am not actually a douchebag and I am a good person!
>>10490690
If it means that we're going to walk out of this place alive, then by God, I don't care, I'll try and do it anyway! Clowns are just humans that look creepy! This one has a clear weakness! If you just heard me out, we could devise a plan and incapacitate him together!
He hates the bat, man. Do you have any bats on you?
>>10490720
Nice.
>there will never be an HG fanfic
fuck it
>>10490786
Write it and they will cum.
>>10490741
I got you.
>>10490743
Are you...looking down on me? Did you honestly believe I wouldn't be able to clean myself like a regular person? The nerve you have is unreal! I'll have you know I'm a proud college student! I did not get here by letting my face go uncleaned!
>Hououin uses his tongue to get the sauce
Now then, you have some explaining to do. What does this have to do with me getting hurt, going to the hospital, and having my organs harvested?
>>10490786
make one yourself
>>10490807
If you're being legit I can get an Uncle Jesse folder up and running too
>>10490652
I might do someone else anyway, thinking Barkis Bittern
>>10490806
>>10490809
if i do then people will bash me for not including oldfags or midfags in it
>there will never be a Slice of Life fanfic starring HG circlejerks and them basically fucking around
>>10490711
...I procure the men, for the other women. I've no interest in such matters, myself.
>>10490775
We may walk out of this place alive, but dammit we won't be free!
>Hououin slaps Alfred across the face
Now listen to me! Clowns know what we fear the most. Trying to approach him head on is a no-go. We will without a doubt get annihilated if we do not think out a proper strategy, do you hear me!?
>he slaps him again
LISTEN TO ME! YOU HAVE TO PLAN THIS OUT THOROUGHLY!
>>10490394
You have my gratitude.
>>10490824
>I wish I was, but I'm more of a Standford and Son kind of guy
>>10490827
It's cool either way man, I wouldn't mind if you did both him and Yoshikage Kira or whatever else
Just wanted to clear any confusion just in case shit goes awry
>>10490867
Not a bad choice, I'll give you that.
>>10490829
literally no one cares about oldfags
>>10490829
I suppose the way you would do it is that you'd take the next 200 tributes from future games, remove any shitty filler or ones that wouldn't work and shove them into a big list that you just RNG roll on twice. With 200 so tributes you'd have enough people to last 10 decent fics.
And that's when you open a patreon page! Foolproof plan desu!
>>10490775
Ehh, you're starting to grow on me.. Maybe this can work out after all.
>>10490835
So you're going around kidnapping guys from here? Is that worse? I can't tell if that's worse or not.
>>10490881
What we really need is a Love Boat circlejerk
>>10490835
>she procures the man
Do you test them for potency yourself?
>>10490891
nonono
you announce you'll be doing a fic, write 2 paragraphs that's fucking absolute GOD tier
then open a patreon, put a paywall up and only release content once a year
Night.
Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10490885
except that one anon who does
>>10490891
The worst part is that I actually like this idea and I wouldn't mind doing a fanfic for HG. Where and how I would do it isn't clear, but fuck me, I want to write something cool.
The problem is that I have two fucking greentexts to do about harpies (which is admittedly really fun) yet this idea is really interesting. Give me a plot idea, anon.
>>10490807
As smart as I am, no matter how much power I have to prevent you from doing foolish things, I'm afraid I'm outclassed by the sheer magnitude of your foolishness. Anything can happen, and it would be tragic if my senpai were to get hurt by his own stupidity. If only he would be smart enough to know that he needs me, it would be less of a burden on my conscience. But don't worry Okabe-senpai, or Hououin-senpai... Was it? I can play my role perfectly, despite how difficult of a person you are and how much trouble you cause for me. That's just the appreciation and care a Kohai should provide for her senpai.
>>10490914
Check this out. Release one absolute masterpiece paragraph and open a kickstarter to "do the rest" Do the second paragraph and then what's when open the patreon with the paywall.
>>10490923
Two characters that might mesh really well just playing a board game would be shitty in a fight and vice versa.
>>10490892
Oh, by choice if I can. After all, snatching people up from the streets like that are hardly good for one's reputation, and they already had one for that beforehand.
But not from here. The men of this place are...certainly less than desirable. Half of them seem to be interested in their own gender, anyways.
>>10490898
The yuki-onna can handle that themselves.
>>10490957
>Half of them seem to be interested in their own gender, anyways.
The same thing can be said about the women.
>>10490892
Coffee drinkers: How much coffee can you drink at once before you feel like your heart is gonna explode?
>>10490950
Play your role perfectly...
You! You're a member of the organization, aren't you!?
>Hououin grabs ahold of the girl, making sure to not give her room to escape his death grip
Tell me what your mission is, and don't lie to me! I have you right where I want you, and if I'm left to believe you're lying to me I won't be afraid to waste you! NOW SPEAK!
>>10490923
Inkling trying to find her lost love
The love triangle of Ahri, Astaroth and Suz
Asgore trying to fit in with the cool kids
>>10490841
>Alfred winces as he's slapped, the harsh reality of the situation hitting him like a freight train. The scientist's words shock him into taking this surprisingly seriously and nods.
I understand, sir! I don't know what I was thinking when I proposed we should attack him head on! What do you think we should do in order to incapacitate the invalid to make sure everyone is safe?!
>>10490892
What do you know? Maybe I'm not a douchebag after all! Well, I'll try not to mess this chance up. Not everyday people warm up to me that quickly nowadays...
Oh! That's right! If we're gonna be acquaintances, it's important we introduce ourselves! Name's Alfred Jones! What's yours, miss?
>>10490957
Alright. It's settled then. Take me to your women. I'll give them babies through the power of adoption agencies. I'll be the hero they deserve.
>>10490973
This hat is fire as fuck. Keeping it.
>>10490994
>I sat in a waffle house after an open mic for about five hours and had 19 cups of black coffee. The next day was not fun, but I suppose my heart wasn't ready to explode.
>>10490966
Acknowledged, but irrelevant.
>>10491016
.....
You're a man?
>>10490923
Craig turning into MONSTER OF THOUSAND BONES and fighting BONE GOD
Subaru unsuccessfully shipping with Ochako
Make Deku fight someone who knows. He doesn't roleplay enough desu.
>>10491013
Isn't it obvious!? We use Future Gadget Number...
>Hououin stops and looks around the surrounding area
He's...gone. I don't see that clown anywhere. It's as if there was no trace of him. Do you suppose he might be..."It"?
>>10490446
Silly anon, Sanae having bitchin tits is her personality, you can't forget it
>>10490955
And who would these two characters be? Who would be the two that would work in this scenario?
>>10491001
The second one is the only one I can see myself doing.
Anon, I appreciate the contributions, but I would like the ideas to not be meme ones like the last ones.
>>10491041
>tfw was the one that RPed BONE GOD
I don't regret a fucking thing, that was fun as fuck.
I will see what I can do. I really like these ideas!
>>10491041
>I-I've been roleplaying...ju-just not as Deku is all.
Is Yin finally dead
>>10491041
You'd obviously make Subaru and Deku fight for Ochako's love. Two MCs fighting for the main girl is every shonenfag's wet dream.
>>10491013
I'm Kobayashi... that's it. I guess my parents forgot to give me a last name.
>>10491034
No, but I know how to go through the proper channels to get a child of your own. It's really simple nowadays.
>>10490999
>Ougi wraps her sleeved arms around her senpai in return
Organization? What a funny excuse to receive comfort from your Kohai. I suppose your foolishness has its adorable moments. I don't have a mission. All I have is the appreciation for the company of my senpai. You aren't smart enough to waste me, but that's fine. I understand that naivety is a great fuel for your will to live.
Now tell me about this organization. We can look for them together.
>>10491060
Oh have you picked a new ava?
>>10491067
Yin is inside all of us
>>10491060
S-sorry.
>>10491068
Maybe, there might be another character who fits so you can have more series in one fic. I also have no idea if Subaru is of equal power to Deku. It's up to whoever writes it.
>>10491075
Mere adoption shall not save their species, unfortunately.
>>10491087
>Picked up Usopp yesterday. So yeah, I've been using him.
>>10491097
>I-It's okay. Also Deku would wipe the floor with Subaru. It wouldn't even be funny, it'd just be pathetic.
>>10491016
>>10491050
>Alfred pauses, looking around for any trace of the Joker. He's seen what he's capable of, and he refuses to let anyone else get hurt by him. As such, Alfred quickly takes the scientist's hand and takes him towards a nearby wall.
Stay next to this wall, sir! If we say in the centre of the room, we might fall victim to one of his attacks! Survival, sir, SURVIVAL! Can you give me an attack plan?!
>>10491075
A Japanese name? Oh, man. I'm not the best when it comes to pronouncing them. Let me try really quick...
"Koh-buh-yah-shee"! Did I say it right? Kiku doesn't really tell me if I pronounce stuff well or not, so give me an honest opinion!
>>10491112
>tfw thought Usopp was Kosaku
>>10491041
I want monster Craig to rape me
>>10491123
>i thought Usopp was Vino
>>10491112
Who can't Deku beat in a fight?
>>10491146
Our Lord And Savior JESUS CHRIST
>>10491146
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10491079
>Hououin pushes her off of him
You know damn well what the organization is, but I see you're keen on playing the role of the fool, so I'll explain it to you as if you were a baby.
>Hououin pulls out a flip phone and begins speaking into it as if he was talking to Ougi on the phone
The organization is a group of highly intelligent government officials that are trying to kill me and my lab members and take our valuable inventions. They've been following me ever since I've started this Future Gadgets Lab, and I'm not sure they'll ever stop until I'm in hell.
>>10491097
>>10491112
>wiping the floor with someone that can't die
>Deku would already be dead, kiddo. Subaru's a rock.
>>10491106
Those kids are young. They'll adapt. Humans always do over time.
>>10491114
I wouldn't say this hats my style, but thanks regardless.
>>10491120
Pronounce it however you want. I don't really care. I'm gonna call you Al. You got a problem?
>>10491146
BONE GOD
>>10491130
>>10491123
I thought that too. Holy hell guys, I think randomly blurting out the first name that comes to mind isn't the right way to guess after all!
>>10491146
my dick
>>10491120
Bwahahahaha!
>Houououin walks away from Alfred, hands in his lab coat and a little spring in his walk
Just let him try and kill me! Are you forgetting who I am? Hououin Kyoma, the worlds smartest mad scientist!
>Hououin strikes a pose for the confused American citizen
I am a-sooooo cooool, sonuvabitch!
>>10491123
>>10491130
>IT'S ME AUSTIN! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
>>10491146
>A lot of people. He's not some invincible light novel protagonist. Hell, half of Class-1A could beat him if they put their minds to it.
>>10491164
>Doesn't he go back in time when he dies though? I thought the whole plot of Re:Zero was the whole respawn at an earlier time thing. So wouldn't he win in one time-line, aka: The Timeline we're all aware of?
>>10491211
>This timeline, aka best timeline
>but it all depends. I wouldn't know how to write it because it's shown that Subaru jumps to another timeline when he dies. In a way, they both would win, albeit Subaru losing his sanity most likely
>>10491164
Oh, this is interesting. There isn't any convincing you that I'm not part of this organization, is there? If that were the case, why haven't I killed you right then and there as you were desperately seeking physical comfort from your cute and adorable Kohai?
After all, there's no worse hell than being trapped in your own foolishness afterall. If anything, I'm here to save you from yourself, Hououin-senpai. I would feel horrible if you were killed. How could you think that of me?
When and how did you lose your innocence?
>>10491165
You...you cannot adapt in to another species. And those people are yuki onna, not humans.
>>10491249
I am pure.
>>10491251
I really need a nap..I'm gonna go hit the hay.
>Night Hg, thanks for rp'ing with me.
>>10491165
Al? In my time, no one has ever called me Al... I like it! Go ahead! It's cool that someone's given me a nickname already! In return, I'll call you... Hm... I don't think I can give you a good nickname.
Kobayashi will do you fine, right? You don't want a nickname or nothing?
>>10491206
>Alfred is struck speechless for a second, amazed at how he butchered American English in such a way. Then, he remembers something; "He's probably a Japanese man."
Hououin, sir, this is not a game here! Treating this so lightly is practically suicide! What are you, nuts? As the Japanese usually say; "Sore wa jisatsuda! Anata wa sore o suru no ni muchūninarudeshou!"
>TL note: "それは自殺だ!あなたはそれをするのに夢中になるでしょう!" should probably mean "It's suicide! You would be crazy to do it!" in Google Translate
>>10491269
...Hmh. Yes. Farewell then, strange one.
>Have a good one.
>>10491273
>In the distance, an American man weeps at losing a picture of his face.
>>10491269
>Good night!
>>10491235
>Deku is without a doubt stronger then Subaru though. So wouldn't Subaru get his shit beat, and possibly die, then get transferred to another timeline? So Deku would still win in this timeline, aka The Best Timeline.
>>10491238
Is it not obvious to you? Think about it. How odd would it be if a woman with large eyes came up to you and started addressing herself as your kohai? Something just doesn't add up. I don't have a kohai, since I'm a first-year college student. I think you're just horrible at coming up with cover stories, but you do make a valid point. If you wanted me dead you would have killed me by now.
I guess the only thing left to ask is, why? Why me?
>>10491269
Stay safe.
>>10491273
>Hououin cringes at his broken Japanese, thinking about all the weebs he and Daru make fun of on *chan all day long, but nevertheless, he keeps his act up
What I'm trying to prove is that it's a figment of our imagination! That clown was obviously our fears manifested into a "real being". In a sense, it's our minds playing a trick on us. The only way to combat that is to play games that pretty much makes it so this fear incarnated loses. Do you understand?
>>10491269
>>10491146
>I wouldn't win but I'm sure it would be fun
>>10491291
>Physically yes, but you also have to remember that he's aware of what'll happen while Deku isn't. He has time to plan for counter attacks and what have you. This is also not counting the magic he can do and everything he has gained from killing archbishops. Including those, I think there's more than one occasion where he'd win.
>>10491146
>Luck incarnate.
We have a lot of overpowered anime kids here, no wonder no one ever fights here, they'd get their asses kicked in less than a second.
>>10491350
>Without a doubt. The moment you learn someones patterns is the moment they're basically done for, no matter how strong you are. After enough loops, Subaru should be able to beat Deku with one hand tied behind his back...unless Deku somehow beats him each and every time, which I really doubt...or if Subaru even manages to retain his sanity for that long.
>>10491332
But that doesn't make sense, sir. If it's our mind playing tricks on us, then how did the both of us see it? I dislike clowns, but not enough for that clown to turn into reality! What are you suggesting? Do you think we should play Tic-Tac-Toe until he goes away?
>Alfred pauses, a flash of brilliance (and maybe horror) going through his eyes. He accusingly point at Hououin to intimidate him.
Or maybe YOU'RE a figment of my imagination, too? Quit playing games with me and tell the truth! I, Alfred F. Jones, will firmly beat up whoever poses a threat to myself and others, and you're no exception!
>>10491371
>he needs to fight when he can just bore the other opponent into forfeiting
>It worked for Alfred.
>>10491350
>>10491291
>Okarin and Deku will fight for Ochako
>>10491374
>And as it stands in the manga, Deku can only use 5% of his power without getting totally fucked. If he punched Subaru at full force and Subaru somehow planned for that to happen, Deku's arm would be fried, leaving a huge opening.
>But then again, many things could be taken into account here, like Subaru being a narcissistic asshole to the point where it hinders him and Deku's inexperience with life or death fighting.
>>10491371
Why fight them when you can just tease and bully them? They are such fickle creatures.
>>10491332
If there is a secret organization after why would such things as a sudden appearance of a Kohai be any stranger? You already boldy embraced me in your arms, so having a Kohai doesn't seem alien to you. If you're wondering why you, that's a very difficult question, I do things because it's satisfying. It satisfies me to know that I can look after you. After all, you're the one who wanted this all along. You would be happy if a girl like me followed you into college, no?
>>10491414
kys baron
>>10491407
>You're right, but you're forgetting about Full-Cowel, which lets him use 8% of one for all, and all across his body too. Although I really doubt he'd use that against someone like Subaru, hell I doubt he'd even use One-For-All at all against Subaru. It'd be like blowing up a rat with TnT. But yeah, if Subaru DID somehow dodge a full on Detroit smash, Izuku would be left wide open and he could get K.O, but we shouldn't forget about Deku's madman spirit, I'd doubt he'd just take that, he'd probably fight until his whole body was broken at that rate.
>>10491382
I suppose you're right. What I said wasn't the best plan in the world, but it's the best I could do in a matter of seconds. All I hear from you is beating it with a bat. I doubt clowns falter that easily.
>Hououin sighs and shakes his head
I doubt the organization would do that to you. I've taken extreme measures to make sure they don't put me in someone's subconscious. What you're sprouting right now is nothing more than stupidity.
>>10491400
>I'll fight to the death for my waifu
>>10491417
I do not think about perversions of the fleshy kind! I'm a man of science, and will remain that way until the bitter end! The organization will torture me day in and day out, but I will not falter! I will win this battle! You're more than welcome to help me out as my captive, but you must swear yourself to me! No funny organization business, got it?
>>10491400
>I'm more of a Mei person, but Ochako is pretty top tier.
>>10491407
>>10491454
[THEORIES INTENSIFY]
>>10491471
>I'm more of a Mei person
I'm telling Ochako and force her to ship with this guy >>10491462
>>10491454
>But right there would be his downfall. All it takes is for Subaru to know he has One-for-All and that he won't use it unless the situation would call for it in order for him to take advantage. Deku being a nice guy and the hero type would give him a huge disadvantage against someone as shitty as Subaru. Thing is, it would take dying over and over again to perfect the overall outcome, considering being a dickbag and killing deku right off the bat wouldn't look good to uraraka. After dying a lot he'd go insane too, and it doesn't help his mental state is already fucked.
>>10491482
>forced ship
I'll take it. Those are always the best.
>>10491462
Of course not, I was part of no organization to begin with. I am certainly a captive of your foolishness which I will be fated to make up for during my time here. I'll be watching you as diligently as any organization.
>Ougi stands up and gives a sleeved wave of her arms before walking off
Stay out of trouble.
>>10491462
They do! Clowns are men that have a whole lot of makeup on them - they should be able to be taken care of in such a simple manner... Right? Trust me, sir - I KNOW clowns on the inside and out. If I make a plan regarding them, believe me, it's foolproof.
Stupidity? It could be reality! Who's to say you're not the clown person himself? Hm? I bet you're in cahoots with him, too! You're a cruel man, Hououin! Not even I could do such things to a defenceless man!
>>10491483
Subaru also can't beat anyone alone. Most of the time he only won because he could make up strategies for his allies thanks to his ability. He needed an entire army to take down the weakest bishop, and a Kirito level mary sue to beat the strongest one. I doubt that he could beat anyone without allies even with his ability.
>want to RP
>it's too dead to make a greeting post or else it feels weird
>Know that people will go to bed as soon as I post
>>10491483
>Over-all, I'd say Izuku wooould win. Izuku being the resourceful guy he is, would probably pull one thing out of his ass after another each time one of his techniques get beaten. It'd take Subaru an ungodly amount of respawns to actually be able to beat the madman himself. And once he actually does, Izuku might pull yet ANOTHER thing out his ass. Underestimating a shounen protags gusto has lead to many-a-villains defeat after all. Although if Subaru does go full scumbag and stab Deku, well then no one would like him, would they?
>>10491516
Just do it
>>10491516
Just be yourself.
>ywn befriend Okarin irl
>>10491516
Hey baby, I wanna take you for a ride.
>>10491491
Stay in trouble...got it! Farewell, spooky eyes!
>>10491497
Right? Wrong! Men that wear make-up are smarter than your average men! if they weren't then they wouldn't know how to put on make-up!
>Hououin taps his head and chuckles
You're too naive to know how these creatures work. I assume you haven't done your research on them, have you? Buwahahahaha!
>Hououin spins around and strikes a different pose in front of the man
In cahoots, you claim? How bold! I, Hououin Kyouma, would never be a follower! If there's one thing that could be seen as the truth it's that the clown would be working for me! Working for me for cheap too!
>>10491516
I'd make a greeting post to prove you wrong, but I'm too busy playing video games.
Much like the loser who plastered his face onto the top there, I also do not have my own work. However I am far from being a loser. Time will tell if your prize is a kiss.
If you are curious about what you will win, then I will need 24!
>>10491557
Uraraka Ochako
>>10491557
Kumagawa
>>10491557
Kaito
>>10491557
The Great and Powerful Captain Usopp
>>10491557
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10491557
Asuka the Wanderer
>>10491557
Gishki Ariel
>>10491519
>Nobody does like him besides little girls and an elf that's mentally 15, so I think he's already fucked from the get-go. But to say an ungodly amount isn't all that true. He has fought people with real OP powers before and has died hundreds upon hundreds of times while fighting them as well. As long as there's a way for him to act smug and proud of what he did I don't think he'd give up. He lives off of others feeling as though they owe him.
>>10491532
>Sorry pal, but if you came to PA I'd find you and let you touch my facial hair
>>10491557
HOUOUIN KYOUMA
>>10491557
Araragi Karen
>>10491557
Succ
>>10491557
Alfred Jones
>>10491540
I have hunted those creatures for a hundred years, sir. I know how they behave. I know how they act. I know for sure that they're evil, evil creatures, and their makeup is used to conceal their true evil within them! Try and find THAT in the history books--!
>Alfred pauses, taking in the man's claim. The clown had been working for him the whole time? He knew it. He knew it! For once, Alfred Jones was actually right!
So you WERE working with him! I knew it! Tell me why I shouldn't beat you up for endangering people's lives, Hououin, you cruel man! Employing clowns to do you work? Vile! Disgusting! Another synonym for "evil"! Have you no shame?!
>>10491557
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10491557
Lana's mother
>>10491557
Connie and Staven
>>10491557
Dean Ambrose
>>10491557
SHAZAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk
>>10491609
Asgore should've finished you off when he has the chance.
>>10491557
Natsuki Subaru
>>10491624
>implying Asgore could beat Dean's Dirty Deeds
>>10491591
>It would take him a WHILE though, especially with Izuku's Madman spirit. Although I can't really say this isn't biased towards Izuku, because unlike Subaru's source, I am an avid fan of Boku No Hero, and I've never touched Re:Zero in my whole entire life.
>>10491621
Not sure why this was posted but it reminds me when I tried to pick up Phoenix Wright.
>>10491624
I mean, he really could have if he tried hard enough. And he probably should have.
Then I wouldn't have to be here at 3 in the morning.
>>10491633
Trying to find the winner between a shounen MC and an isekai MC is like the unstoppable force meeting the unmovable object. It's not gonna work.
You are coming in much, much faster than the last two times I did this! However we are still short by three.
>>10491557
Ash Crimson
>>10491557
>>10491657
>>10491655
Olga Marie Animusphere
>>10491655
Misunderstood Up-and-coming Artist Adolf
>>10491597
It's obvious! If you beat me up, you go to jail! Assualt and battery of a poor defenseless college student could have you banging cups against the jail bars for years! Hahahahaha!
>he strikes yet another pose
Besides that, you sound like a conspiracy nutjob! I bet you also believe Area 51 is where all the alien stuff happens, don't you? News flash, it's a decoy! Area 51 is nothing more than bait!
>>10491633
>I've read both, which makes it harder for me to really see anyone winning. In the end nobody wins, considering what they're going through for very little payoff. Killing for a woman makes for a shitty fanfic desu
>>10491557
Drake "Cody" Bell and Josh "The City" Peck
>>10491624
And besides, all that shit that happened months ago wasn't even about comin here in the first place, I was already in and out of here.
Who in the hell keeps bringing up something from so damn long ago that can't even get their shit right?
>>10491674
>It really does. Killing over a woman is pretty lame. That fanfic would be incredibly shitty, and immensely out of character for Deku unless Subaru goes full villain and is holding Ochako hostage or some shit.
>>10491689
Someone who knows it will get this much of a reaction out of you.
The concept of a mysterious prize must intrigue you all greatly. Shall I begin?
>>10491557
Saber
>>10491702
I ship destrict 1, 3, 4, 5, 10 and 12.
>>10491702
I'm ready to get the mysterious prize which, of course, has to do with money, right?
>>10491674
>>10491696
Are you questioning my ability to write?
When I complete my greentexts I will begin (consider) writing the fanfic, and it will be good. Call me Rohan motherfucking Kishibe, because it'll be amazing.
>>10491696
>That'd be out of character for him, unless we're going by volume 7 Subaru. Anything's possible then. Hell, he'd probably kill her instead.
>>10491702
>>10491707
Go ahead and give Saber my spot.
>>10491670
>>10491702
>>10491707
You have very nice hair and eyes. Swap my place with this charming lady.
>>10491689
I LOVE YOU DEAN
PLEASE DONT REPLY TO ANON
>>10491702
>>10491707
>>10491667
>>10491557
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>10491721
>t. Dean
>>10491714
>I'll hold you to that. Until then I'll save up enough bitcoin to donate to you if your fanfic gets me to coom.
>>10491674
But Area 51 is--!
>Alfred catches himself, remembering one very, very crucial thing he was taught once - NEVER mention Area 51 to anyone. It's a very... Touchy subject.
I mean, well, if you really do say it isn't, then... Not the point! No one can arrest a country when the jail system is based in said country! Tell me the truth! Are you, or are you NOT working with the Joker?
>>10491702
Yes, please!
>>10491702
Woah, woah there! I'm ready!
>>10491702
Mysterious prize...that can only belong to one person...AND THAT'S ME! THE SPECTACULAR CAPTAIN USOPP! let's gooooo!
>>10491714
>How about you just write something that has a less shitty framework. I mean sure something like SAO abridged can fix what's wrong with SAO, but this is an inherently stupid idea. This is death battle levels of stupid. You'd be better of with...Deku Vs Kosaku, or Subaru Vs Usopp. But still, I'd like to see how you could make that work
>>10491722
>>10491720
>>10491719
Luck be a lady tonight! I shall fulfill your request and leave the one eyed monster in the dust as I begin.
>>10491738
OI! I hear your a big fan of kamen riders! Well how would you like to be friends with one!? My name is Kisaragi Gentaro and I'm going to befriend every last person in HG!
>>10491747
>whoops. forgot my pic while posting.
>>10491747
>befriend every last person in HG!
heh
>>10491734
>>10491742
Fuck it.
I'll finish the smartie harpy greentext first, move onto the lovestruck one, and when I finish the both of them, I will come back here for more ideas and then work on it. Hold onto your asses, because it will (maybe) be good.
Deku vs Kosaku sounds fucking good, though.
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