HG Thread
We're fucking dead again edition
>>10479228
thx
Give me 24 for a quick dead hours game
Will bump if needed
>>10479196
Ahh, mmm, YES! Tell me to kill myself again! Tell me I'm a worthless piece of shit who should just die!
Ah, I'm getting wet...
>>10479247
Spades Slick
>>10479247
Odin Arrow
Aron
>>10479247
Chloe Genus
>>10479247
Kobayashi
>>10479247
Nick Bate
>>10479247
Sliver Queen
>>10479247
Lord Beerus
>>10479247
Tricky
>>10479228
>>10479199
Sweating or not, w-why do you care about it?
>>10479209
O-OK! i'll get out of your way
>She goes away from her, but she is still in this places
>>10479247
Elma Jouii
>>10479247
Elias Ainsworth
>>10479247
Gascoigne
>>10479247
Jesse McCree
>>10479247
Bathtub Lifeguard
>>10479247
Dr William Birkin
>>10479247
Muteba Gizenga
>>10479247
Derki
>>10479247
Ash Crimson
>>10479247
Cirno
>>10479247
Kazuichi Souda
>>10479167
True, but...do you think you can worry about that stuff while not smelling bad? Instead of being a dope and doing nothing you should find some water and coconuts to wash yourself and your clothes with. You're a girl...I think, so you have to smell sweet and not like putrid spit.
>>10479219
I have no clue what you're talking about, Zombina. How about you start doing instead of saying. I can understand actions better than words.
>>10479247
Lana's mother
>>10479248
Now, don't take the words out of my mouth. I never called you worthless. But you're making shitty decisions.
>>10479247
a man
>>10479247
Nico
>>10479247
My wife
>>10479247
Reigen Arataka
>>10479247
Dolphin Fucker
>>10479247
Miku's ass
>>10479247
Doom
>>10479247
Gishki Ariel
>>10479290
NO, please don't stop insulting me! I need it in my system! I FUCKING NEED IT.
Please insult me more, if you don't...I might even die...
>>10479247
a murder of crows
>>10479247
Captain Luna
>>10479247
Best event
>>10479247
Zombina
>>10479286
Whatever you say, boss.
>Zombina moves her hands in front of her and then cups her boobage, groping it tenderly in front of him with a gentle blush on her cheeks.
TWO GOOD QUALITIES.
>>10479312
If you want me to insult you then you'll need to give me a reason. I'm not [insert obvious shitposter here].
All good?
>>10479247
Eric Andre
Why the hell is captcha using second life images now
>>10479334
All good to go baby.
Good to be back, by the way.
>>10479334
Bump
>>10479314
Top tier drawing. Would hang on wall.
>>10479334
It looks satisfactory. Whenever you're ready, host.
>>10479270
...What a cunt..
>>10479286
Go find me a puddle of water and some coconuts and I'll hop right in then.
>>10479334
Yeah, alright. Let's go.
>>10479334
I'm r-ready as I'll ever be.
>>10479350
>Caws at you.
>You enjoy this.
>>10479261
>tfw that dude lived 20 minutes from you
>>10479332
Ah, ok. I'm...uh..I....
I STAY UP PAST 3 IN THE MORING!
AND I LOVE TO SHITPOST!
AND...AND I DO BAIT GAMES SOMETIMES!
Now please insult me, I've been very naughty...
>>10479334
Grouping me with a cute girl? Aww yeah, that's what it's all aboot.
>>10479371
I'm so sorry
>>10479334
>>10479334
god damn it shitpostgenerator is being an ass
G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2
>>10479334
BUMP
>If you bump this is an entry
>>10479393
Please stop what you are doing. I can only tolerate so much cancer before vomiting.
>>10479404
Gotta make some use of this welfare money, right?
>>10479404
If I'm g-going to have a mansion, I-I want it t-to look nice.
>>10479404
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this...
...
Accept this challenge.
>>10479404
Honestly, there should be better options around here for them. More healthy and nutritious ones.
>>10479404
confess your feelings for titty you cowards
>>10479325
Those aren't your personalities, those're your tits! >he puts his hands in front of his eyes but peeps out every so often
Wh-what are you trying to do, make a spectacle out of yourself!? Don't you have any shame!?
>>10479362
Do I look like a slave to you? Answer me! Do I look like a slave to you!?
>he leaves before she can answer, doing as she says and brings her a bucket of water with two coconuts
I'll have you know I'm a well-respected mechanic, not a slave!
>>10479410
I was going to insult the shit out of you, but they pulled that win out of their ass, so...
>>10479449
French superteam I told you
>>10479441
I'll just leave the key here so everyone can get inside if they want to.
>>10479441
Pfft, a-as if. What, d-did TITAN pay for this mall, too? cut it y-y-yourselves.
>>10479441
We should definitely research what's popular around here first thing. I don't have the first clue on what's popular in this area or not..
>>10479404
I don't really need much, but I guess another toolbox would be nice.
>>10479441
Or not. I guess white powder is better than tools.
>>10479464
Is that your girlfriend and can I fuck her
>>10479480
No, and no. Sh-She's 15, you sicko.
>>10479441
we all have a burning centaur to shame in our lives
>>10479463
Beerno
>>10479491
That makes it even better
Hello everyone.
>>10479509
>oceans into back the push
>>10479492
W-W-WAIT! I'M NOT HOMELESS, I'M JUST DIRTY FROM WORKING! HAVE MERCY ON ME! I-I-I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!
>>10479492
When it comes to playing dirty and using any method to take down your targets, I'm the absolute ace here.
Better luck in your next life.
>>10479404
I need to go down to Walmart and pick up some oatmeal, that stuff makes some really convincing fake vomit if you nux it with some egg whites and dirty laundry water.
>>10479441
What kind of unfair bullshit is this? Since when did the arena give people extra lives?!
>>10479492
Let them t-try, I'll k-kill them first.
>>10479497
Well, of c-course it is! She'll either kill you, or you w-will end up in jail. Either way, it's a win win.
>>10479443
Aww c'mon, I only wanted to have a little fun with you. These are not my tits tho, they're mah qualities, you must like 'em.
>Zombina gropes her boobage just a little more and then drops her hands.
I'd say my shame died once I did but that's not true. I want to bring you to the police for your crimes, you're ogling in every oportunity you can get.
>>10479443
You look like some sort of degenerate teenager who hangs around in auto repair shops calling himself a mechanic. Thanks for the shit. Guess i'll get to work.
>Just dumps the water over her head while rubbing her clothes down with the coconuts
I don't think this is working... I'm getting coir all over my clothes. What the fuck are you trying to do to me?
>>10479492
Fuck. There goes my rent money. I bet it all on this fucking game.
>>10479528
Are you the old zombina or are you bolin
>>10479492
Look at all the stupids running aroud in empty barrels, they should have invested in something useful. Like dumplings or something.
>>10479493
What is it?
>>10479492
Using underhanded tactics like this doesn't sit well with me personally...
>>10479509
Well, hello. How are you this afternoon?
>>10479492
why talk shit about the bird history of depression?
>>10479540
It's Baron
>>10479556
>first nargy
>now this
Whatever idiot replies to this post gets free ice cream
>>10479516
>He kind of just prepares for nothing
I....uh....wait....hm.
>>10479550
I'm doing alright, how are you doing red?
>>10479378
1. I do that too.
2. Everyone does, the difference is wether or not you are strong enough to resist temptation.
3. Well, stop doing that.
>>10479555
What i-is there to talk about? Th-They're all a bunch of outcasts, they're gonna kill us, or w-we'll kill them, it's as simple a-as that.
>>10479589
>Pushes back to the ocean
>>10479555
Hooray!
I guess the worms have a meal today
>>10479573
What do you want, can't you see I'm busy doing important people business?
>>10479587
Free ice cream? Where?
>>10479587
>>10479606
Hahahahaha idiooot
>>10479555
we can’t post about wiener analysis anymore
>>10479587
hhelo
>Just announced at #Evo2017: BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle
>BlazBlue, Persona, UNIEL & RWBY characters in 2v2 battle
I'm scared, but somewhat hopefully optimistic
>>10479610
>>10479613
You're smart, beautiful people. No ice cream for you
>>10479611
Yeah yeah yeah whatever where's the ice cream I want it right now!
>>10479589
Well, besides being slightly irritated at losing this match, I'm doing quite fine. Oh, and please don't call me Red, my name's Chloe.
>>10479621
>drops it on the ground
Stupid stupid stuupiid
>>10479613
Not the kind of work I'm used to...but everyone has to take a short break from time to time from their usual business.
>>10479606
>places in a freezer
>>10479509
Weren't you thrown into an ocean years ago? The hell are you doing here if you're not alive?
>>10479528
I-! wasn't looking, but even if I was I have a right to! You're doing this in front of my eyeballs! If you don't want me looking then you have to go somewhere else! Why're you trying to do this shit to me!? I'm an innocent man and you know it!
>>10479535
I'll have you know I'm...yeah, I'm a degenerate! What of it, punk? You wanna fight or something? I'll kick your fucking ass! But first...
>Souda takes the coconut away from her in an extremely rude manner and begins bashing it on the ground
You gotta open it up. You rub the white part of it on you, I think. That's how they make soaps and whatnot. It's all made with the whole parts of coconuts.
>>10479613
my dude this is some mighty fine sarcastic clown journalism
>>10479618
I feel betrayed
>>10479613
Stabbed i-in the back, I expected no less f-from these vagrants.
>>10479618
You don't have to tell me. But I still want my icecream.
>>10479657
>>10479598
The fuck did that other anon m-
>>10479623
You can't really be mad at losing a match here Red. They happen all the time so you'll have a lot of chances. Also, I'm Yamato it's nice to meet you Red.
>>10479654
S-Souda.....you're the last person I'd expect a "didn't you die?" from. I thought you died!
>>10479613
Any last words before you bleed out?
I guess you'd have atleast a minute or two to figure out what to say, people will remember you for your last words y- And he's already dead, great.
>>10479628
Good job idiot, you wasted perfectly good ice cream, are you proud?
Are you happy being such a failure in life that you can't even hand over some ice cream safely?
>>10479637
>opens the freezer door
I usually live spacier than this, I'm a fairy, not some kind of leftovers from 7 months ago
>>10479685
Post the boiling water and ice tray Cirno image and plox
>>10479685
It was peppermint ice cream.
>>10479657
what is ‘too many bees’?
>>10479556
https://youtu.be/40JmEj0_aVM
>>10479657
Listen kid, i want you to promise me that you won't tell a single soul about this, because if i get busted for this shit I'm taking you down with me, capeesh?
>>10479654
I was testin' ya! This is just a test but the real deal happens constanty, don't think I can't notice when you're down in the floor repairing a car and you look at the ASSes walking around. I only wanted to see how really INNOCENT you're, Mister I look through between my fingers.
>>10479714
>>10479718
Samefag
>>10479617
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
>tfw you have a justice boner right now
>>10479657
>>10479680
He blends in well with the muddy bottom of the lake, nobody will notice he's gone
>>10479665
Around these parts, you need like 80 eyes everywhere, like a fly on a piece of poo.
I guess you were the poo.
>>10479706
So?
>>10479698
>>10479714
>>10479718
>Post times
>>10479556
Get rekt nigger
>>10479683
...You're just going to keep calling me that, aren't you? Well, fine. It's nice to meet you, Yamato. You came here to fight too, right?
>>10479737
Hi Baron
>>10479734
I feel bad for her but this is a cute image
>>10479721
Nope.
>>10479737
>What is a 4chan pass
>>10479617
>>10479729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2Qw-ztFrK4
>>10479734
>Odin finishes taking a drag on his pipe, trying his best to ignore the pest
So...I-I guess that m-makes you the fly, huh? Th-That would explain why y-you're so annoying.
>>10479711
I don't understand how i can strangle a person to death if they're already dead, but i probably should stop questioning it before the universe realizes that this shouldn't be working.
>>10479683
What gave you that idea? I survived, the last time I checked. Hajime wouldn't stop reassuring me that it's all over. You, on the other hand, you're a guy that constantly gets himself into shit. I think I remember seeing you get smacked around once or twice back then.
>>10479718
NOBODY'S ALLOWED BACK IN MY GARAGE!
I swear Zombina, if I find out you're the one roaming around my workshop I'll beat you! I'll put you in a grave you can't get out of, you understand me!? I don't have enough money to fix the things you're bound to break!
>>10479753
>it takes baron a whole 3 minutes to post this
Nice photoshop
>>10479711
get reported by nature
>>10479763
>Still shilling fucking Yu oldandbustedkami
>>10479711
>Cirno sees a sign with ''Do not press'' written on it
Pffft, who's going to stop me?
>pushes
>The last thing heard was a loud explosion
>>10479750
>I know right
>>10479768
No no no, I'm not a fly. I'm Cirno.
Do I look like a fly? I don't, so shut up.
>He actually brought back Zombina specifically to circlejerk with Souda
Every day we stray further from God's light
>>10479791
Gibson Guitars
>>10479804
It's not the old one.
>>10479795
Oh, y-you don't? I could barely tell the difference.
>>10479804
I ONLY WANTED TO HAVE FUN RP. IS THAT A SIN?!
>>10479810
That's why I was able to stab you so easily.
You should work on that eye sight of yours.
>>10479763
My heart and my wallet can't take this.
>>10479784
>Baron
>Photoshop
>On a tablet
>>10479808
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
>>10479784
You imply that I competant enough to use photoshop. Capable of using it on a tablet, and somehow fast enough to photoshop a screencap on a tablet then post within 3 minutes. Bearing in mind how long it has taken me to simply make this post.
Think, my man.
>>10479822
Congrats, Eric!
Your winscreen will be ready soon. Probably.
>>10479740
I have no idea what you're talking about Chloe. I didn't really come here. I'm kind of.....trapped. Haha.....woooo....
>His face drops for a moment before returning to the smug look he was sporting before
>>10479782
Y-yeah....I do get into a lot of stuff. But I always make it out! I'm not gonna die that easily Souda, you should have more confidence in me. I've been shot and attacked multiple times I have a pretty high survival rate.
>>10479834
Congrats, thanks for the game.
>>10479816
Yeah, w-well maybe if y-you weren't such a coward, I wouldn't n-need good eyesight.
>>10479817
>>10479794
Also PLAYABLE JUBEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aewAKIak15o
>>10479834
placements & summary
>>10479734
Heh, you got lucky this time around, little one. Next time will end much differently.
>>10479834
I guess I should congratulate you.
>>10479853
My thanks for hosting this manhunt.
>>10479853
Thanks f-for hosting, and congrats.
>>10479782
Aww why not? I promise I won't touch anythin' and I'll be an obedient zombie, I won't eat your brain. Ya know I ain't joking, I'll behave and look at you repair these thingies you like so much...
>Zombina lowers her head a little, mumbling under her breath.
...And I'll get evidence of your deeds.
>>10479847
w-w-w-w-w-well m-m-m-m-maybe if y-y-y-y-you w-w-w-w-w-weren't s-s-s-s-s-such a-a-a-a c-c-c-oward.
That's what you sound like, swallowed your tongue huh? A lot of people do that when they see me. Mostly out of fear I tell you.
>>10479853
>thanks for hosting.
>>10479859
Yeah, you could be hanging from a tree next time.
or be kicked off a set of stairs, that would be pretty fun.
Thanks for hosting, even if I wasn't a part of it.
>>10479853
Thanks for hosting my dude, and congrats to the winner!
>>10479763
>>10479848
>Still no Kazuma.
Fuck me.
>>10479853
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10479879
What, y-you never met anyone with a s-stutter? Besides, I can pr-promise you that I am NOT scared of you.
>>10479834
Way to go, old man.
>>10479839
I dunno 'bout that. Remember those shipgirls? They were ferocious. I'm pretty sure you were clawed to death by one of them.
But who am I to speak? They all hated me for some reason. I did nothing but try to fix them with my own two hands.
>>10479871
That's all good and well, but why do you need to do this? You're one of those military people, right? You should care more about keeping yourself healthy and fit rather than be in a garage with a mechanic while getting dirty.
>Bolin is circlejerking with Souda
>>10479848
>>10479617
>I'm actually dead
>I thought the finals made my heart epxlode but this was the nail in the coffin, get hype
>>10479848
I thought I would have three kids before they put Jubei in. This is the best timeline.
>>10479853
Thanks for hosting. Congrats Eric.
>>10479879
Cocky, huh? I don't hate that. In fact, it makes my opponent's miserable death all the more satisfying.
Next time you won't have any accomplices to help you out. I can promise you that.
>>10479902
>It isn't Baron so I must namedrop another boogeyman
Obsessed
>>10479905
>tfw missed the xrd finals
brb kms
>>10479839
>Her expression darkens a bit as she hears his confession
Oh... I'm terribly sorry to hear that. How did it happen? Is there no way for you to get back?
>>10479853
Congratulations to the winner and thank you very much for hosting.
Penis good, pussy bad... basically I am a guy with a tiny dick. I used to be straight and even had sex with a couple women, but my dick was too small too give them any pleasure. But after seeing my two roommates dicks, which were way bigger than mine, I never wanted pussy again. Since then I have just wanted to suck as much dick as I can. Even though I still find women attractive, I am happy knowing I will never have sec with one again. As long as I get to suck a big dick every once in a while I am happy. They are the guys who deserve to get pussy, not me, and I am just lucky to be able to steal their awesome cocks away from the girls for a night. Every penis I have ever sucked has been bigger than mine and that makes me so happy! I will always turn down pussy, but I can never turn down sucking a big dick!
>>10479898
So a stutter and a denialist, that's not something you see very often.
Don't kid yourself, everyone's afraid of me.
>>10479914
He was only holding me back, weirdo.
You should call your mommy while you have the chance, so she at the very least can have some closure.
Tell a time where you felt the most pain here on the thread
>>10479941
Oh, y-yeah? Name them then. I have yet t-to meet anyone who w-would be scared of a-an ice cream fairy.
>>10479944
Two days ago.
>>10479853
>Thanks for the match, Reigen.
>Congrats Eric.
>>10479939
>KK
>>10479900
I mean yeah they were pretty hot but I know better than to get too close to them. Also I'm fairly sure you were always trying to grope them, that doesn't count as repairs Souda.
>>10479932
Oh believe me I've tried. I've ripped open holes in the dimension, tried teleporting. I've used ancient magic but I'm always stuck here. A lot of my friends have found their way here as well so I still have that little bit of home. Haha, there's no need to worry about me Red.
>>10479900
Don't you remember?! We were supposed to watch a zombie movie the last time but you decided to go back into your garage and I couldn't follow you! Don't think I've forgotten!
>>10479954
Mr. Funnyman, eh?
>>10479941
Oh, don't you worry about me. I'll get some nice closure all right.
After I leave your corpse to get devoured by vultures, that is.
>>10479948
You know how hard it would be to memorize everyone's name? there's like a bajillion people on the Earth and most of them don't even matter.
But , alright fine , be the odd one out.
Hell, maybe you'll give people enough hope that they'll try to oppose me. It'll be fun to kick their butts back where they belong when they do.
>>10479845
>>10479859
>>10479870
>>10479879
>>10479887
>>10479892
>>10479906
>>10479932
Thanks for playing!
>>10479955
>Reigen
nani
>>10479902
>Gets btfo hy most easily baited man to exist
>I-Its bolin!
Pathetic. Have a pity (you)
>>10479983
You fool, vultures only eat from rotting corpses.
I see they visisted you a decent amount of visits already, you look like a neglected mannequin.
>>10479834
Oh shit how did that happen? I look away for five minutes and i go and win the game. Thanks for the game man, sorry i was so on and off with this, i just got my dogs back from the kennel and i was playing around with them.
>>10479964
Well, it relieves me a bit to know that you aren't completely alone here at least. I have to head back home myself right now, but I'll be back again to see you soon, Yamato.
>>10479964
That so does count as a repair! You gotta touch the stuff if you wanna fix it, so I had to touch them! I was gunning for a piece or anything weird like that! I don't see boats like that! I only wanna touch Miss. Sonia-chan!
>>10479976
I don't wanna watch a zombie movie, I wanna watch something more action-packed! Why does it have to be a horror movie anyways!? Action movies and comedies are without a doubt better than that trash genre!
>>10479985
F-Forgive me, then. I th-thought you would a-at least be able to name one.
And f-for your information, I'm not *from* Earth, so yeah, you're right, they don't matter.
>>10479944
On the daily, someone stabs me with a pizza cutter. I don't know why, but it just kinda happens.
>look how good my rp is, gaiz. I mentioned Sonia and everything ecks deeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>10480016
pet your dogs for me pls
HG is dead.
Not memeing. Look at you fucks. You're boring as shit.
You will never amount to anything remotely interesting. It's the same old shit everyday, because nobody here can produce something out of ordinary even if their lives depended on it.
Stop HGing unless you're going to be something else than an irrelevant literally who freeloader.
>>10480025
Oh, so you're one of those moon people huh?
I thought they were all bunnies, I guess I was misinformed. Does it even matter, you don't have to be from Earth to be afraid of me. It's something that comes natural to anyone with a functioning brain.
>>10480009
Hoh? At least I'm not still under 5' by the age of 60.
Perhaps I don't even need to deal with you myself. You will probably die by trying to reach a shelf or something. Unless those little wings can support your pathetic body, that is.
>>10480028
Maybe you're just too cheesy
Greetings, everyone! How are you all doing today?
>>10479990
Well shit, I knew something was off. Sorry about calling you Reigen.
>>10480069
Good evening.
Nothing out of the ordinary to report, really.
>>10480052
Who made the pasta?
>>10480063
>The Inkling glares at the one-eyed monster out of anger
That's not funny.
>>10480022
Oh, alright. See you around Red.
>>10480023
Mmmmhmmmm, now have you actually made any progress on getting Sonia-chan to like you back?
>>10480069
Oh here we go, hello miss.
>>10480069
Fuck off Bolin/Baron
>>10480092
Some europoor.
>>10480069
Why, it must be an omen to chance upon you here, my lady of the night! What dark cause brings you to join us?
>>10480058
Shut up! I look majestic, while you look like someone's burnt breakfast.
I'll make it so chillingly cold in here that you'll regret walking around dressed like a clean shoven chimpanzee. Ever licked a metal pole when it was snowing outside? Imagine that but on your everywhere, that's how painful it'll get
>>10480046
Okay.
>>10480122
Counterchecked.
>>10480023
Don't you dare to insult the horror genre! I'll force you to eat your words once I show you this absolutely and utterly perfect movie called: ''The day the zombies attacked.'' It's packed with action, guns, explosions, drama, horror (duh) and most importantly it has ASS. If that's not a movie you'd love then I don't know which movie you'll prefer.
>>10480100
Cmon, i was just squidding!
>>10480069
Sonia-chan! Wonderful day, isn't it?
Hey! Wanna go get something to eat later on today?
>>10480104
Nope, but she's here right now! I made sure to freshen up. I washed this jumpsuit two weeks ago, so I'm feeling confident!
>Souda breathes on Yamato's face
How's my breathe? Fine?
>>10480106
Who though. An anon or did they have balls to post something that stupid in the open? Reminds me of my salty cringes.
>>10480127
Cross-checked
>The dangan circlejerk instantly resurrects
Stop it you fucks
>>10480139
But I didn't get dubs.
>>10480142
It's Zombina's fault
Hello~!
>>10480122
By the old gods, recurring numbers never fail the overlord of ice, Gundam Tanaka!
>>10480142
Silence, worthless one! Begone, your presence disgraces our lady Sonia.
>>10480087
Ah, I see...
>>10480104
Hello! How are you?
>>10480111
I'm just here to, as they say, "hang out".
>>10480105
>I'm neither of them. Good guess though.
>>10480135
Oh, that sounds nice! I'm feeling a bit peckish anyway.
>>10480128
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ASS! STOP IMPLYING I ONLY DO STUFF FOR TAIL! I JUST WANT TO LIVE PEACEFULLY WHILE DOING WHAT I LOVE THE MOST!
>Souda wipes the spit from the side of his mouth and rubs the bridge of his eyebrows
And I'm not gonna watch a horror movie. I don't like them. They...j-just don't do it for me.
>>10480112
Hey now, settle down. I don't want you dying from a stroke before I get to you.
And are you seriously implying a little bit of cold could affect me? Honestly, they say to respect your elders. But as far as I'm concerned, you're just a brat.
>>10480161
CHEF STOP SPACING YOUR POSTS LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING KIKE
>>10480167
I like dicks.
>>10480169
And as far I'm concerned, you're just collateral and nothing more. Maybe you should start not being bad at this game.
>>10480135
You washed it two weeks ago? Souda it's gonna be dirty and sm-
>Souda then breathes on his face and he holds back a gag
Y-you might want to quick eat a mint before going over there buddy. What did you eat today?
>>10480161
I'm doing alright. How is your day going?
>>10480197
Sporting Goods?
>>10480168
They don't do it for you? Aww don't tell me you're scared but you are, aren't you? Boo, boo, I don't wanna watch a horror movie with a hot zombie because it scares me. Man up and look at the asses instead, they'll give you the guts!
>>10480197
same
A circlejerk to surpass dangan!?
>>10480161
A fitting choice, for someone of your tastes... This is a den of abominations, vile creatures from the depths of the abyss... not too unlike that poor wretch of a mechanic.
>>10480220
Botes. I miss Nagato.
>>10480197
What a coincidence, my dick likes brown tomboys.
>>10480220
Just wait for the OW cj during SAW
>>10480203
If thats what you call a big throbbing cock, then sure!
>>10480216
Can I have yours?
>>10480200
Hey, you win some, you lose some. It's a part of life. After all, you died too, didn't you?
Why don't we savor our energy for the next game instead of wasting it on pointless banter? If you kill me in the next one, or survive longer than me, I'll acknowledge you as a worthy foe.
>>10480201
I'm doing great!
>>10480222
Ah...Well, they seem nice enough!
>>10480220
Revive Persona circlejerk.
>>10480235
WE
i'm the closet goblin
>>10480237
sure
>>10480161
Wait, really? Are you sure your Sonia-chan? Something about that response felt wrong. You do know who you're talking to, right?
>>10480201
I ate some garlic bread and gummies I took from a small child with blonde hair and bad manners. That's not the issue here though. The issue is that she's willing. I didn't even say my pick-up line. I think this might be a trick.
>>10480204
I-I'm not afraid of anything! All I said was they don't do it for me, and they don't! I end up falling asleep when watching those kinds of movies! Not even butts would get me to pay attention! Chances are if you see one the butt'll end up dying soon!
>>10480256
WUZ
>>10480256
Meme all you want. He's OP af
>>10480261
That's not your beloved Sonia, don't fall for it, his real name is Chef and he's an agent for the Swedish military out to steal your hair and make scarves out of it
>>10480266
TALONZ N SHIET
>>10480261
Of course I'm Sonia!
>>10480256
>Isn't even voiced by Terry Crews
>>10480238
Pointless banter is my speciality, but I understand what you're trying to say.
You're just not good enough to think of any retort, I can see it from the look on your face.
You can take pride in having to surrender from me, most people don't get the oppertunity.
>>10480134
I will cut you.
>>10480284
absolutely disgusting
>>10480256
I genuinely want a doomfist ava
>>10480250
Good to hear!
>>10480261
Yeah, she's not really acting like a person either. Or like how other people have described her as. You might be getting played here my dude.
>>10480270
I'm just holding my breath for the day he gets out of ptr and become available in comp
>>10480278
This dissapoints me greatly, but isn't going to stop me from pounding shit in with his giant niggerfist
>>10480291
Really, cause you better back off before I make you into some calamari!
>>10480284
>>10480271
>>10480277
I don't mean to question your royalty and your beautiful face, but can you explain why this commoner is saying this? I-I don't believe him or anything! I'm merely curious is all!
>>10480284
I think you need some clothes, Youmu.
>>10480303
Who do you think it is? And If possible could you blow them out of here if you're correct? I remember that you're a battleship. Battleship Yamato.
>>10480250
Perhaps, perhaps... Until they savage you, like the beasts they are beneath their mortal skin! Allow me to be the Charon to your Achilles, m'lady, and guide you through this cesspool.
>>10480300
Secret ava weekend is coming
>>10480261
Yeah sure, you'll end up dying soon out of blood loss, take care of these nostrils. Alright then I won't force you to watch horror movies, for now, I won't want to see how you piss yourself. Let's watch one of these movies you were talking about then, I'm charitable as you can see.
>>10480286
Alright, alright. You win this little game of yours.
Maybe next time you'll actually excel at a useful skill. But oh well. I guess if you look like that, talking shit is the only thing you're good at.
>>10480326
STOP SOUDA ACT QUICKLY, IF YOU DON'T PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW HE'LL BUZZ YOUR HAIR OFF, LISTEN, YOU CAN HEAR THE BUZZER, IT'S NOT HER FACE, IT'S FAKE, PUNCH HIM
>>10480278
You are the worst kind of people
>>10480331
yeah in like three weeks lol
>>10480326
>>10480338
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10480326
He's probably delusional. That's just my guess.
>>10480328
Well, if you really want to...then, i guess you can.
>>10480342
I didn't know it was Opposite Day
>>10480316
>stabs eyes
>>10480316
Do you like jazz?
>>10480363
Terryfags got what they deserved: a better voice actor.
Kill yourself
>>10480373
Why so angry that normal people hate your ooga booga voice actor?
>>10480365
>cuts off tentacle
Eyes? Man, I may have a stabbed eye but even I can see more than you!
>>10480326
I'm just named Yamato by coincidence. I know theres a battleship Yamato ship girl though. Maybe ask her if you're such good friends with them like you said.
>>10480373
Not him, but doomfist's VA is just generic numbani edglord nigger. It's stale as hell.
>>10480382
>appealing to normies
>>>>ever
>>10480365
why are you unironically roleplaying with crendor
>>10480400
>I have shit taste so my taste is the best
>>10480397
And Terry crews is generic yelling man
>>10480358
Then, if you will, take my hand, and let me lead you to greatness, in this degenerate crowd...
>He curtsies, hand extended out for her to take.
>>10480400
Normies run the world.
>>10480416
>normies run the world
>4chan got trump elected
Umm think again sweetie.
>>10480400
>He thinks Overwatch isn't already filled with normies
lmaoing@you
>>10480414
>Guineapigfondler
Do I even want to know?
>>10480405
because I was assigned to be his tard wrangler for the day.
>>10480411
I would prefer yelling man to be honest, but that's just me.
I'm still pretty hyped about his character. No use for crying over spilled milk at this point.
>>10480424
/pol/fag please.
>>10480405
How are you so sure that's Crendor?
>>10480414
Well, if you insist!
>Sonia takes Gundam's hand and sweetly smiles.
>>10480433
You know it to be true.
>>10480427
It's Bolin trying to be funny
>>10480424
Yes, the entirety of 4chan made up both the popular vote margin he won, and the electoral college in the states he won.
Reminder that Terry Crews as Doomfist was reddits idea
>>10480440
>Not cucking him
Who are you
>>10480429
Cute image
>>10480424
>4chan
>Not run by normies
>>10480334
I'm glad you see it my way! If you want a good movie, then why don't we watch [insert action movie here]? It got good reviews and the trailer looks rad! Whaddya say? I'll even let you buy the tickets and the popcorn!
>>10480338
Listen buddy, you need to stop insulting my Sonia-chan or elseI'm gonna put you on your ass. Y'hear me?
>>10480387
I guess that's a good idea. What could go wrong with asking a girl if you're nothing more but friends? As expected from the guy that looks girly! Y'really know what they want, don't you?
>>10480358
That's what I thought! There's no way you'd be waiting to shave my hair off! There's no use for a peasants hair anyway!
So, when do you wanna go for dinner? I gotta know now so I can plan around that movie I'm gonna watch!
O-Oh, and uh, by the way, are we friends or...?
>>10480449
It's beyond your understanding anon.
Meme magic is real.
>Bolin niggering Gundam from KK
>>10480457
You're cuter, anon.
>>10480437
kys crendor
>>10480452
Terry crews also hyped it up himself quite a bit.
>>10480474
>caring
>>10480468
FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY
>>10480358
>punches in the fucking face
>>10480478
Cren-sor
>>10480475
:3c
>>10480485
>>10480485
>defending this scummy shit
>>10480427
I take care of my precious hamsters, very good care... Kuhuhuhuhuhu...
>>10480440
Thank you, my Dark Queen...
>The form of Gundam fades away, the lie unravelling, until the true lad was revealed. Instead of the most attractive dangan in the series, there stood a 5'3 potato eating brat, with an awkward grip on her hand. He ran away giggling, with the knowledge that even he got further with Sonia than Souda ever could.
>>10480452
>The word "Reddit"
I was just eating some McDonald's french fries and now my mouth tastes like actual shit. What happened?
>>10480497
don't you :3c at me you cutie.
>>10480498
>it suddenly matters when it's one of my oldfag buddies!
>>10480515
You got pranked
>Bolin is RPins as two characters at once
>>10480468
I'm fine with anywhere you want to go, Souda. I don't mind. And of course, we're friends! Friends until the end, right?
>>10480486
>Sonia stumbles back and falls from the punch.
Owww...!! Owowow...That hurt...
>>10480521
it always matters
>>10480515
You ate McDonald's what did you expect
>>10480515
How do you know what shit tastes like?
>>10480518
REAL SHIT
>>10480528
Nani? I was only doing the hot chuuni.
>>10480502
Aaron Kennedy. You fuck off right now.
>>10480521
>implying
Clearly you haven't seen how good KK actually fags Gundam.
>>10480502
You know, potatoes can carry Links Disease
>>10480527
Zoo wee mama!
>>10480538
Alright, Wendy's.
>>10480540
Because I just had some for dinner last night.
Also, did you know you can taste smells?
>>10480545
Link?
>blake
>>10480542
>hot
>>10480468
WHAAT?! C'mon you have enough money to let me invite myself with you, you have to buy the tickets and the popcorn to see [insert action movie here]! Be a man, buy the tickets for me, I want four tickets btw because I want to lay down in a couple of seats while we watch the movie.
>>10480502
>Sonia just stands there, surprised at the events that had transpired before her eyes.
...What?
>>10480544
>>10480537
I've seen it happen to other people and people have either looked the other way or even encouraged it, but now that it's one of your sacred cows you get all offended. lel.
>>10480560
>>10480468
>Images are hard
>Someone trying to steal Gundam from KK's deadbox
Hey Bolin, Can you back off? I know KK hasn't touched Gundam in a year but I'd feel a lot better knowing the ava still belongs to him
So... New game when?
>>10480468
>His face twitches as he's called girly
I....yes I'm very experienced with women Souda. You....have a wonderful way of putting it though.
>>10480569
ARE YOU THE OLD ZOMBINA OR NOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10480557
Lynks?
>Me
>when he deletes you as a friend out of nowhere
Dick.
>>10480566
Give me an example instead of pulling shit from your ass
>>10480582
Old Zombina was Alma Elmo, so no.
>>10480544
t. KK
>>10480545
Dang, I'm fucked then.
>>10480558
In terms of attractiveness:
Gundam > Junko > Akane > Everyone else > Teruteru
>>10480561
Farewell...
>>10480572
Nigger I was only shitposting on a whim. Does the sanctity of a long dead ava really matter to you autistic fucks?
>>10480592
>pulls you out of my ass
>>10480584
WHERE CAN I GET CLAY
>>10480574
I can host again, unless someone else wants to.
>>10480582
Seeing as how the old Zombina was Alma, probably not
>>10480601
yeah that's what I thought. Dumb bitch.
>>10480592
Even if I did, you'd just say they deserved it for being cancer or some other bullshit justification. So nah, I'm not gonna namedrop for you, nibba.
>>10480574
If there isn't a game by the time I get back to my laptop, I'll actually host.
>>10480629
Die kamina
>>10480600
...What just happened?
>>10480566
>encouraged it
You mean Junko & Hoshi's avas? Junko and Hoshi's avas being niggered is encouraged because both of them have a bucket list of avas and they use nearly all of them exclusively for OOC posting. It's still scummy, but both of them bite bait harder than a rabid dog so of course it's going to be encouraged in a community that thrives on drama.
>>10480606
Nah, I'll just do it.
>>10480633
>>10480633
>>10480633
>>10480633
>>10480582
It's Bolin or Junko