/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Doug is a cuck Edition
Last Thread: >>10284333
[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!p10X0I5Z
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0501i
Marebucks: Starting https://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4w9p0
[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op
you are empty
>>10289146
I'll suplex your 300 pound ass!
Pink Diamond being "good" is going to be the a big fucking let down, and predictable as fuck.
>>10289150
the way of man is coming to an end
>>10289159
>Man
That's funny, I'm a beast bitch!
I want to marry Pearl!
>>10289174
PEARL WAS A MISTAKE
>>10289199
If Pearl was a mistake, then I want to be a mistake with her, together.
Gems should take a nap
>>10289146
Good game, actually
*warps behind you*
Nothing personnal, clod.
This thread is on fucking repeat.
>>10289323
What are you gonna do with that butterknife?
>>10289153
She can't possibly be purely "good" at this rate.
>>10289349
Spread the pain, bitch
>>10289390
She can, there are no villains in this show. :) Sugar said so.
>>10289350
Why
>>10289411
That doesn't mean she has to be "pure good". Blue and Yellow Diamond might have a great deal of emotional depth that keeps them from being "pure evil", but that doesn't mean they're "pure good" in the least. Try a little nuance in your thinking.
>>10289350
stop
Was the new double-length episode deconfirmed or something? It seems to have disappeared from wikipedia etc.
>>10289350
y u do this?
>>10289431
Keep in mind, this is a children's show, characters can't be "evil" in that sense. Moreover, I truly believe that the destruction of entire races and worlds makes you pure evil, even if you cry.
What's everybody listening to?
>>10289451
Misseps takes presidence over Wikipedia randos, so no.
Remember to purge your breakfast!
>>10289508
Priyanka Mahe/ss/waran.
>>10289515
Got it, thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4SG1AxvYo
>>10131960
kill yourself
FUCK SAULT STE MARIE EVEN MORE. CAN'T GET A FUCKING WAFFLE FOR BREAKFAST, THE MIX IS TOTALLY FUCKED. I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY FUCKED UP ORANGE JUICE BUT IT'S WATERY AS FUCK AND THE MILK IS ON THE EDGE OF GOING BAD.
lors
>>10289662
How do you go from this?
>>10289670
to this?
>>10289670
... to THIS?
Did SU really exist or was it a collective hallucination?
>>10289153
Garnet allready said PD separated families for her amusement so shes not good
>>10289714
I like to think that some of SU was just an hallucitation
>>10289727
If she cries on screen and is a Lesbian all crimes are forgiven.
>>10289727
>Trusting Garnet
>>10289781
And nothing of value was lost
Cutie.
>>10289836
What would be better, Zoo Lard impregnating the Zoo girls or getting a dick in the butt
>>10289900
Why not both?
>>10289781
>tfw we'll never get to see an episode about Lars immortality and watching his friends and family grow old
>>10289900
You're thinking small time, both can and should happen.
>>10289836
He does have a nice a butt there
>>10290035
And a cute erection makes the front of his loincloth raise up
>>10290035
>The soft gasp Lars makes when his balls tense up and he ejaculates
What do you guys think about this "big knife" aka sword
>>10290084
>>10290075
Anon please, I didn't need to have this boner so early in the morning
>>10290106
That's a big knife
>>10290138
for you
>>10290115
>Lars is sitting in your lap
>Your left arm wrapped around his waist and your hear resting in the crook of his neck on the right side, whispering encouragements to him
>with your right hand you are slowly jerking him off with purposeful strokes, occasionally speeding up to feel him teanse up against you and let out soft moans of pleasure
>The cutest part the the whine me makes you you stop and let his come down, only to start up again, edging him until he is shaking in your arms
>>10290164
Now I got a boner again
>ywn see him squirm as you tease to orgasm in your arms
>ywn cuddle with him afterwards
>>10290164
>>10290205
I mean that's a good story and all, but could somebody here write a greentext about sexually teasing Pearl, and afterwards cuddling with her?
so why didn't rose just adopt some random kid instead of creating a fucked up halfling with a fraction of her power that'll never relate to another living entity biologically alongside insufficient caretakers with clear emotional baggage about the whole thing
I'm debating whether I should pre-order the art book or wait to mooch off of the person who inevitably posts it all.
well, that was a little worrisome. Glad we're back
>you will never be Stevonnie's little spoon as she reaches into your pants and gives you a handy from behind
wish I was dead desu
test
/trash/? more like /crash/, because I can't fucking post
Perigrim
is it over
hello
let's change the age of consent to 12!
>>10290299
Same
Though I really want to have the book. I need someone to tell me yes or no
>>10290358
I hope so
>>10290420
No
>>10290420
Ledo.
>>10290261
Which one?
>>10290385
Hello!
Let's change the age of consent to 1,800!
>>10290270
Because SHE wanted to be human. To experience things as humans do. She became Steven for this selfish reason and left behind a long laundry list of things that Steven is inadequately prepared for.
>>10290299
>>10290447
Buy the book. Let cartoon network know that there is money in Steven and they'll keep the show around longer.
>>10290420
Pedo.
In case 4chan shits the bed again, this will be the last pic.
Perigrim
Test.
>>10290504
I don't think keeping a show around longer will make it better.
>>10290305
>You will never feel Stevonnie's girth filling you while she gives you a reach around.
>>10290509
Too late
>>10290358
Isn't it?
Ok guys, don't worry.
I'm here.
So uh when we going to get mineral anti gem men?
>>10290572
Well shit.
>>10290328
>>10290529
>>10290540
>>10290579
Never.
>>10290596
Kinda looks like Lars
WE'RE ALIVE
>>10290625
But are we really
>>10290504
Alright you convinced me
transgemders should be loved and respected
>>10290625
Okay. That image made me laugh.
>>10290648
How much is it? I'm thinking bout buying it..
>>10290654
>my waifu looks like shit now
I feel sick
>>10290693
Discounted to $18 before tax on Amazon
>>10289131
Artist?
>>10290476
CG Pearl, but Yellow Pearl would be nice either way.
Did someone draw sugar in dat shorty shorts?
>>10290749
Oh I forgot to say please.
>>10290732
I should get it then, that's not expensive
Update on randy the chicken, after a day of rest its walking around but some issues. The chicken is afraid of my dog and probably thinks its gonna hurt him like those cats did and my dog being the curious one she is peeked into his box and now she whines A LOT and everytime I tried to pick up randy my dog would go fucking nuts and start whining like crazy
>>10290739
Who is the artist for this? These are pretty cool.
>>10290746
>>10290763
>brown skin
best
>>10290814
at being shit
>>10290746
>missing portion of skull
>just looks awful
>>10290753
>ayylmao face when not applicable
>fingers don't bend like that one
>>10290763
>TERRIBLE ALL AROUND
You suck, Dement09
Now someone link her to this thread so she freaks out and cries.
>>10290843
The person posting that art is a fan of her's. Watch out
>>10290828
Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here. Get the fuck out of here, you aren't welcome here. You're an asshole, you're an asshole. Get the fuck out of here, I'll see you at work motherfucker, I'll see you at work. Motherfucker. All you are is a motherfucker. You're just a motherfucking fuckboi. Get the fuck out of here you piece of shit. You're just a piece of shit. You're a misogynist prick. You support a motherfuck who makes race threats. Fuck you, get the fuck out of here. You're an asshole. You're an asshole. go home and blow your fucking brains out, go and blow your fucking brains out man because you're a fucking piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here man, fuck out of here. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MOTHERFUCKER! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE INTERNET! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE MAN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT YOUR ASS HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR MISOGYNIST FUCKBOIS THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MAN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE RIGHT TO FUCKING BE HERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE A MISOGYNIST FUCKING PRICK AND YOUR BIRTH WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
>>10290794
birds have a lot of tolerance to pain, check if it doesn't have any broken bones and if there's any open wounds
>>10290794
I don't blame the chick one bit tb.h
>>10290843
>being this butthurt over someone elses art
>>10290794
Are you gonna take her to a animal shelter?
>>10290867
>art
>>10290843
you know, you could have just said the art sucks nigger.
Seems to me you have something personal with her.
>>10290890
She wouldn't sleep with that anon.
Post diamonds doing the d
>>10290901
she never accepted anon´s lapidot request
>>10290909
>>10290919
>>10290855
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>10290890
>manages to post something even shittier by a different artist
>>10290934
>>10290860
Its got green scabs, googled it and apparently thats normal so its healing its wounds I guess. Legs are fine I went to take a shit and it followed me into the bathroom, then took a watery shit itself.
>>10290863
I think my dog wants to play with it and got really upset I wouldn't let her.
>>10290874
I called the only one in my city (any other ones are really far) and they told me they can't take it in, so i'm going to wait a while for randy to get better before handing him over to my friend who used to raise a couple chickens in his backyard, I trust him enough to take good care of him after
>>10290944
>>10289503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzZ_487DRuo
>>10290909
>>10290949
did you checked checked its wings?
>>10290957
>>10290978
>>10290987
Thanks for the d boys, sug is my home now.
>>10290996
>>10290949
Aw poor chicken, good on you for taking of it (whatever gender Randy is). I hope it stays safe.
https://discord.gg/eRUQ58q
going to shill this place again, admins didnt seem to get mad last time
pretty cool place [spoiler]even if its based on worst gem[/spoiler]
[spoiler]also the guy who runs it is kind of a cuck[/spoiler]
I want to forcefully molest green dorito
>>10291019
Randy's gender is chicken.
>>10290545
I thought this was one of that one guy's art
you know who
>>10290794
Hi Randy!
>>10291038
>>10291035
kys
>>10290305
>>10290541
Never knew how much I wanted this
[spoiler]>they somehow throw in a footjob[/spoiler]
>>10291019
chickens are girls roosters are boys
What'd I miss?
>>10291065
fuck off footfag
>>10290939
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little clod? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my kindergarten on Homeworld, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Crystal Gems, and I have over 300 confirmed poofs. I am trained in gemrilla warfare and I’m the top pilot in the entire Homeworld Armada. You are nothing to me but just another defective. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Galaxy Warp? Think again, off-color. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gems across the cosmos and your Wailing Stone is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, clod. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gem. You’re fucking shattered, pebble. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can poof you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my destabilizer. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Diamond Authority and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable gem off the face of your worthless planet, you little clod. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gem. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn corruption. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking shattered, pebble.
>>10291068
Almost correct.
Chicken is the species.
Roosters are males.
Hens are females.
>>10290975
Yep, yesterday when I found it actually, aside from the obvious plucked out parts its wings are pretty normal, saw it stretch in the morning as well. Gave him a mango for breakfast
>>10291019
Im sure it'll be fine, also it sleeps standing up which weirds me out
>>10291068
welp her name is still randy unless we give her a new name. Open to suggestions
>>10291092
Name her Ginger
I actually think blue and pink had a thing, and yellow was jelly as fuck and wanted blue all to herself.
ATTENTION: REBECCA SUGAR'S 30 BIRTHDAY IS THIS SUNDAY.
CARRY ON
>>10291118
Shit I meant this post
>>10291094
>>10291094
Thank you for saving that chicken, anon
>>10291129
>>10291143
>>10291153
Exactly
>>10291153
PD looks high in that corner
>>10291136
She's 30? Huh. I never would have guessed.
>>10291156
>cost
Oh fuck I guess there is a homeworld money.
>>10291156
Nice touch with the missing foot.
>>10291060
Someone post that comics when amedot eating money
I want to make Lars my hug slave as in I can hug him at any given time
>>10291172
I imagine Peridot would give you the mission while hugging the foot
>>10290485
You're sick, you know that, right, Fluorite?
>>10291165
She discovered the wonders of Earth based herbs.
>>10291136
>30
damn that bitch old
>>10291156
>want to ask you for help on my STL Multiplayer PC Project
>feel like grumpyface would get mad as hell
>>10290965
What about pink and white? Don't hold out on me man, the diamonds are my favorites.
>>10291094
Randy is fine even if female. Chickens don't follow human social constructs any way :^^)
>>10291179
relatable feel
>>10291202
Why would they get mad?
Also
>PC
You must be making something yourself because there is no PC port to be able to mod
Is there a sug discord?
Does anyone use it?
>>10291186
She is young... compared to me. She has a successful cartoon... what the fuck have I done with my life?
This would make for a good Peridot-Pearl fusion. Ammolite.
>>10291225
I am making it myself (in Unity, just like STL). And I'm using billboards for the characters + 3D models for the environment to achieve the exact same effect as STL is. Dialogue boxes work too (although they're used for player chatting since there's no NPCs yet)
>Why would they get mad?
I have this weird feeling.
>>10291243
Retards do.
>>10291264
Have any screenshots?
>>10291243
I heard there was some, but they didn't work out
>>10291273
Kek
What if white diamond is a moissanite? They're almost the same strength if you take the Mohs scale into account.
>>10291284
Oh god no. I'll release a test build here in about a week though.
>>10290985
There are waifus and then there are daughterus
>>10291251
Why would peridot and pearl fuse? It'd make for a good peridot and lapis fusion since they are both basically a couple anyway.
does stevonnie like the cummies?
>>10291307
Alright well I'd be interested in seeing it.
I don't think me helping would make them any more mad though if they were to get mad.
>>10291331
>>10291139
Ginger is a nice name
>>10291142
its no biggie
>>10291220
true lol but ginger sounds really nice
>>10291344
Connie is a slut!!
>>10291179
>hug rapeing Lars
>>10291355
Call is lars because lars is a big fucking chicken
>>10291344
do you lick your own sperm, /sug/?
>I just lost my earphones
>I will never find another ones that good
End me
>>10291318
Malacute is my precious daughter!
>>10291402
>I will never find another ones that good
What brand were they? You could just buy a pair of them again.
>>10291397
stevonnie does
>TFW no new SU episodes until August/September
>>10291355
Ginger the Chicken then
>>10291397
once
>>10291344
stevonnie likes cock
>>10291397
I accidentally ejaculated into my own mouth while vigorously fapping once. Wasn't expecting my cum to go that far, it was disgusting.
>>10291423
I don't blame her. Cock is delicious.
>>10291433
*Disgusting
I'm new here, what crazy headcannons or theories does sug have?
>>10291412
>will probably miss them because I'll be at BCT
>>10291446
YD killed PD
>>10291440
You clearly haven't sucked enough dick.
>>10291446
Lars is going to die again. Thank Sugar.
>>10291446
Garnets a fusion
Steven has cancer and is dying soon (snapchat stories)
>>10291426
>it was disgusting
>>10291446
Pearl is Pink Diamond. Gordon Ramsey is worst gem, Guy Fieri is best gem.
>>10291446
lapis is just pretending to be shit
>>10291462
Yeah man, cum is gross.
>>10291446
Pearl couldn't use her magical spears during the war. She had to train a lot to learn to summon her weapon, because Pearls aren't meant to do that.
>>10291446
White Diamond shoots beams of light/quasars as attacks, like how YD shoots electricity.
>>10291476
what if I like it?
>>10291397
used to do it all the time as a kid
>>10291446
https://youtu.be/o1Nzk8QY4Uw
WD's gonna be voiced by this lady
>>10291448
BCT?
The gems aren't our friends, defend your homeland from these destroyers.
>>10291506
Who molested you?
>>10291446
Blue Pearl does not want to be free.
>>10291514
>all Gems are anti-human
>>>/out/
>>10291513
basic training
>>10291514
But they cry :(
>>10291510
Well I kinda love this.
>>10290746
>That haircut
Why?
>>10291529
it's the Warhammer autie, just ignore it
>>10291521
nobody. the question was specifically about mine
I want to be molested by a whole platoon of quartz gems
I want them to destroy my pelvis
>>10291506
cummy is yummy
>>10291553
quartzes have penises so they would destroy your anus first
C O W
>>10291541
Apparently YD's voice actress leaked WD's voice actress as this lady.
>>10291567
Looks gross
>>10291564
Not my perfect thicc phatt waifu, maybe your skinny scene boy waifbando there is packing though
>>10291567
I'd still fuck her only because shes fucking tall as hell.
>>10291406
Sony, they were cheap but I bought them in the US
I don't think they sell them here and I don't want to resort buying 3 shitty ones before deciding which ones are better.
>>10291529
They are, only six so far have shown to care for Humanity. And even they had to be convinced.
>>10291621
You could use amazon to buy them from the US.
>>1029157
Source?
>>10291685
Whoops, meant >>10291541
>>10291671
>>10291677
>>10291682
This artist loves Jaspidot right?
>>10290949
Give Randy a hug for me
>>10291567
Cows are beautiful.
>>10291654
I think that's what I have to do. Even when they won't be so cheap that way
>>10291671
>>10291677
>>10291682
ugly garbage kys
>>10291136
We need create an immortal youth potion for her so she will stay healthy, happy, and alive forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
>>10291735
Agreed
>>10291707
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/6fymsf/white_diamond_va/
It still could be wrong.
>>10291776
we sould do a big card like we did that one year
>>10291754
Sorry about that anon.
>>10291808
YES somebody needs to start it
how are you doing this afternoon sug? I sent my appeal to insurance and am now debating on what to eat
>>10291709
Yes, they do like jaspidirt
>>10291765
This fucked one is for you specifically
>>10291844
Doing alright.
>>10291824
Well for sure I'm all for it!
>>10291844
what about gems?
>>10289131
source?
>>10291179
That sounds cute
>>10291849
that's good to hear, it sucked that 4chan was down for awhile
>>10291855
oh I'd eat a gem alright, if you know what I mean
>>10291476
Cum is yum.
>>10291801
I'm still hoping that she'll be voiced by Susanne Blakeslee, I feel a voice similar to Maleficent's would be a perfect fit for White Diamond.
This is Jasper.
She couldn't post for a while, so please say something nice to her
>>10291844
Leave MLP
>>10291808
>>10291824
What kind of big card?
>>10291940
Where is your mommy?
>>10291940
It'd be nice if she got banned again.
>>10291940
I want that edit minus the gut
>>10291940
i want to heal you of your AIDS and obesity
>>10291936
Yeah it could still happen. Im gonna be happy if WD is older looking/sounding. Not a loli.
>>10291844
I love you purplesmart
>>10291940
How does it feel being inside Amethyst's bubble now?
>>10291940
This was a good thread until you posted.
>>10291971
like a collage of pictures, a panel for each submission that is a certain size so it all fits in together
>>10291926
>ywn hug him for 10 straight minutes in front all his friends
Kill me senpaitachi
>>10291940
I want you to date Blue Zircon
>>10291971
>>10291994
>edit
Anon...
>>10292042
That's the wrong way to do it
>>10291388
Oh you
>>10291413
Yep!
Anyways Coloring Request? the usual nothing too sketchy, and No JPG please
>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
I really hope white is like a motherly type who misses pink real bad. I kinda want rose to be a crazy cult leader who killed a baby basically to get rid of homeworld.
>>10292012
PD is the loli
Her sweet childish ways were the only way to soften Jasper's once plucky but tough heart, which shattered when she was shattered. Now it's up to Steven to be the darling cherub that mends Jasper's heart and spirit!
>>10291960
did you by any chance forget you're posting in the /mlporn/ board?
>>10292068
Kill yourself jascuck
I love Bismuth
>>10291940
Your mommy was shit and got what she deserved.
>>10292062
It's the first example I have saved that I saw. If you have a right way then start it
>>10292063
pls
>>10292049
Nice one anon...
>>10292082
you love a baby murderer
>>10291824
>>10292070
Stupid jascuck
>>10292070
>PD reveal
>she's loli giantess
my dick would never be the same
>>10292063
With pink Lars
>>10292109
Nice one jascuck, stop spamming the thread with shit memes.
>>10292070
loli diamond for loli jasper
>>10292077
>>10292118
>>10292145
WELCOME BAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Your vacations are getting longer each time, what's going on?
>>10292077
Fuck off fatpis fucker
>>10292063
Lapis in a box
>>10292063
I tried to provide a SFW one for once. I failed. All the SFW art that I have is colored.
>>10292063
Whoops, can't tell if something is jpg cause of mobile.
>>10292114
perfect way to start I'll be sure to add something to this soon!
>>10292146
i just laid an egg
>>10292029
Sounds cute, we should do this since its her 30th!
>>10292042
Did you all really send that to her? Kek
>>10292114
Anyone can add something?
>>10291801
Ya know it's kinda perfect. WD hype
>>10291476
This, vaginas are better dicks are dicksgusting.
>>10292114
>>10291776
>>10291808
>>10291824
Tell me what the size dimensions should be so I can draw something.
Also there should be rules for nothing offensive, right? Since she might actually see it.
>>10292114
Yearl says hi
>>10292207
I wonder what IVs the newly hatched aquamarine will have
>>10292207
Lapis control yourself
>>10292207
is loli jasper inside of it?
>>10292207
>>10292229
Truth.
>>10292236
Wouldn't it be better if everyone uploaded their submissions separately and one person put it together? So we won't have people reducing the quality or anything
Are we actually sending sugar a birthday card from 4chans very own /sug/?
>>10292275
I'm lazy tho
>>10292285
Yes. Yes we are. I'm going to have to borrow a tablet.
>>10292234
Rules are
there aren't any but don't be a dick and try to take up half the card and also don't do miscarriage/bulimia jokes because those could hurt her.
>>10292290
We could make a flockmod and then take a screenshot of it.
>>10292275
That's a good idea. Lets say roughly 500x500 each max.
>>10292275
Ya I think this would be best
>>10292285
Sounds like we did it last year to
So why not
>>10292114
>>10292236
add this somewhere near the bottom left/right
I'm going to post Peridot
>>10291971
i have the larger version, but it exceeds the 4mb limit. I believe this one was for her 28th.
>>10292396
>>10292070
God I wish this is true.
>>10292429
Awe see thats cute! I like this
How did you guys send it to her? Did they just tweet it to her?
>>10292429
>all that peridot
>one anon asking please more peridot
It was a different time
>>10290739
Would Jasper be a Crusader?
>>10292396
What is peridot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7r49U3bV9Y
>>10291292
Expand on this anon. What would happen, what could such a revelation mean?
>>10292527
A miserable little pile of memes
>>10292527
Once a technician in a Authoritarian Empire turned Rebel.
>>10292554
Meant for >>10291298
Wait is 4chan ded?
>>10292236
>>10292582
Yes
>new episodes are a go
https://comiccon2017.sched.com/event/BNk8
if it wasn't obvious, its likely we'll be seeing new episode footage at SDCC
>>10292539
Man then PD did it for me.
>>10292582
Somewhat.
>>10290795
Not the same person, but I found the artist. I just searched "Darkest Dungeon" in Tumblr. One of the first results. https://semblanceofsentience.tumblr.com/
>>10292610
For all except SU dummy.
>>10292610
Someone must pirate them by mobile
>>10292610
Anyone going?
>>10292629
Thanks homedog. /sug/ is such a blessing.
>>10292639
I am, coming down from NorCal for it
>>10292618
The nunchucks were inspired.
>>10292610
>July 20 8pm
cool
>>10292665
be a faggot and stream it for us please
>>10292610
>>10292639
I have tickets. I will certainly try to get in to that and any other SU panel.
>>10292659
Us /trash/ers gotta stick together.
>>10291799
Very agreed
We should met up at SDCC. Well maybe not idk...
>>10292629
This made me laugh.
https://semblanceofsentience.tumblr.com/post/161871560018/my-genius-reaches-new-heights
>>10292726
I'll wear something that'd give it away - but fuck if I'm gonna go looking for other anons
Lapiss is for riding
>>10292726
I would never want to meet any of you
>>10292738
I hate whoever drew this autism and you for posting it.
>>10292726
I would be frightened to meet any of you. Mostly because I do not want my posts here and my real life to ever cross.
>>10292726
Everybody must wear sandals with socks. Green socks and purple sandals or vise versa
>>10292726
how the fuck have you lot managed to get tickets? they sell out faster than a spice girls concert.
>>10292766
Leave amedirt
>>10292765
Never show this here ever again.
>>10292463
yeah, someone just sent her a tweet with it, I think. She didn't respond back, but Ian said she saw it and said it was cute.
>>10292776
I missed last year, and was very carefully monitoring so I wouldn't miss out on this one
>>10292766
No.
>>10292776
My office has a pool. Whoever gets in buys tickets for the others. I picked up my passes on the presales for several years in a row through my work.
>>10292783
Why are they not saling virtual tickets and stream? Many su fans are not in us and not everybody have time to travel
>>10292825
dumb russian
>>10292825
where're you at? I'm sure there will be some form of event stream - so long as thats no hindrance
>>10292806
What do you do?
>>10292843
how do you know they are russian?
Giving me a writing prompt. No shit memes.
>>10292864
He is russian and talking to himself.
>>10292864
dumb russian
>>10292825
That is the future.
It's not the future yet.
>>10292881
Rebecca's 30th birthday
>>10292848
Data Entry... at least until they roll out automation. I am hoping to finish my education before that happens.
>>10292669
Did you do the animation?
>>10292898
No. I only wish I was that talented.
>>10292881
Pink diamond and blue falling in love?
>>10292895
I don't want that future.
>>10292726
I don't have tickets but I live here. I could meet up outside the convention or something
>>10292715
I wonder if Sugar would like a chubby Lapis for her birthday
>>10292881
pearl blaming steven for roses death
>>10292926
Would you really want to meet any of us?
>>10292897
What's that like? Is it hard? Are your coworkers nice? What education are you taking?
>>10292926
Is aqua molestating?
>>10292766
>that subtle amedot
>>10292933
Just watch the show.
>>10292932
No. Look at her art of Margo. She likes Lapis thin.
>>10292933
That's a good one
>>10292960
*pukes*
>>10292098
Dont hurt me pedoanon
>>10292726
If I was going I wouldn't mind meeting some anons, I just feel like itd be awkward tho
You listening to anything right now, /sug/, want to share?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYQSTbwvjws
Hope you're well out there!
>>10292766
Would be a nice way to trigger the Lapidirts there which I'm guessing are probably going to be a lot of at SDCC
>>10292782
Are we just gonna ignore this one or?
>>10292932
I would like to think Sugar is a fan of T H I C C, send her a late birthday fatten plushie.
>>10292996
What's wrong with it?
>>10292982
https://youtu.be/QmPDu-_FYR4
DESU I hope the massive end battle is black diamond and a horrible monster fusion of the CGs that toys with black to win, and it's fucked up like the giygas fight. It's super complicated headcannon and I should write it down put nobody would care.
>>10292937
Yeah, I've met people off 4chan before with good experiences
>>10292825
Oh tahtd be pretty cool
They should make that a thing
>>10292996
Yea
If you ever get together, please take pictures so we can laugh for years
>>10293030
lies
>>10293030
There're enough california anons that we could probably have a pretty decent gathering
>>10293023
well, you've certainly dedicated time to the matter - it may well be worth writing
>>10292979
looks great
>>10293030
>>10293047
I would never ever meet with you guys
Even though I like you
>>10292938
Anything that is not in the computer, but needs to be in the computer needs some process to get it in there. I am part of the team that handles this process and makes sure no mistakes are put through.
The work is easy. Too easy. Which is why I am certain automation will take it over eventually.
As for my education, I started college late so I am just now working on my core education. I'm not sure what I want to major in.
>>10293001
They'll be selling Lapis plushies on SDCC, so one could might fatten her with stuff and ask for Sugar to sign it
>>10293059
Doing God's work, please continue
>>10293082
What do you like to do? Are more of a reserved person, or good with people?
>>10293059
Is the shock supposed to be the breasts? Because that is illogical nor would I know why that will be a bad thing to know.
>>10293068
Good point.
>>10293082
I'd recommend, not as a major but a matter of course, that you take some political economy or philosophy courses! They're quite interesting!
>>10293137
>>10293115
>>10292982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaLDut30Br0
Thanks I feel pretty good. working on things I was putting off.
>>10293059
Link to Source? Please.
>>10293157
moar
>>10293157
What's the source for these?
>>10293053
I'm just going alone and meeting some /sug/ men (or woman) would but me at ease. Who knows, maybe some of us could smash.
>>10293157
Why are all these nipples so big?
Here's a new addition for the birthday card for becky. Just gonna habe to make it smaller
>>10293171
>>10293173
>>10293186
https://therammerscafe.tumblr.com/tagged/my-art
>>10293086
I need that image, do it anon.
>>10293086
I would love to see her reaction if someone asked her to sign one of those bootleg Jasper figurines and an overstuffed Lapis plush.
Show sugar our memes for whole year. We need make one big picture about all of them.
>>10293116
I'm too shy to work with people well. Hence the data entry job. I couldn't handle customer service jobs and so I tried my hardest to find an entry level job that requires very little human interaction.
Ironically, I love posting here and speaking with you Anons. So, maybe if I continue my therapy I may one day enjoy working with people.
>>10293152
Economics doesn't sound interesting to me. Philosophy sounds very interesting, but I don't see much money in it... and I could use money to fund my video game and lingerie additions.
>>10293210
>>10293218
Don't infect Sugar with our shit memes please.
>>10293059
>>10293186
Pedo.
>>10293218
What are, "Terrible ideas", Alex.
>>10293206
What the fuck, he started this week and he already has a lot of amazing art
>>10293188
if I had transportation I'd go
anyone in Canada want a driving companion down? I'm a good navigator and I can fix stuff
>>10293162
and you have good music to aide the process, that's always good
Auli'i Cravalho
>>10293232
Maybe do art or something. Do you have any creative ideas, or dreams?
>>10293257
Yeah I have a huge playlist so I'm not trying to look to hard for something to groove to
>>10293206
Thanks.
The /ss/ ones are nice, but there was only the Pearl one and the Amethyst once that I barely saw
>>10293188
If you can make friends with fuckers like us, I'd imagine it shouldn't be much harder to find someone you like there. That said, I'll say hi if I'm certain it's one of you
>>10293189
It's hot.
>>10293273
I do like to write. I had considered participating in NaNoWriMo when that was a thing. I wish I could draw. I hear it just takes practice.
If we were to do a gathering at SDCC, how will we find each other? Do we assign a place to meet or do we just wear a tag or something
>>10293210
I'm sure she'll understand that Lapis looks better like this.
>>10293250
Where from? I'm up to BC for Royals camp and didn't plan my way back
>>10293310
Wear a Nazi armband.
>>10292897
How do you even get into that. I applied for a few data entry jobs and never even got a rejection email. Seems like chill work. I'm fucking dying here looking for work.
>>10292766
THE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT HEHE
>>10293310
Meetups are never a good idea. I don't want to end up finding out I ate cum brownies or something worse.
And all the people here seem to have more mental issues than the average person.
>>10293334
somehow I feel like that'd make my experience there less pleasant
>>10292164
oops
>>10293319
Shiet, Manitoba
>>10293352
>that pic
christ, everybody on their phones, I'll just hang out with normies
>>10293336
Luck and patience. I used a Temp service to get my foot in the door.
>>10293363
fug, I was there a couple weeks ago
>>10293352
you realize this was a joke picture, right? There are other pictures in the same /sp/ meetup where they're just fine together.
>>10293352
We're all cooler than them. Let's all meet up in my house guys.
>>10293394
or maybe it was /fit/, I forget.
>>10293355
Very nice.
>filename
well as long as i can trade the gremlin in for a different gem
>>10293403
what liquor do you want?
Hello rebecca! Im your old fan before su would you kindly for autograph please
>>10293388
No big deal my dude, I have other road trips lined up soon.
Anyone ever get Attack the light to work on an android emulator?
>>10293352
What would people from a /sug/ meetup look like physically?
>>10293352
A /sug/ meetup would be worse, there would be multiple people pushing their memes, an avatarfag that would be like "hey guys that's me!" and everyone else awkwardly saying "cool", one guy nervously saying "x is worst gem" before sitting down and not saying anything else, and everyone only talking about what they fap to before leaving after 10 minutes.
>>10293483
>that neck
Who murdercocked YD
>>10293483
there'd be at least one shy kinda guy who could become a trap very easily
>>10293464
Would she be insulted enough to refuse to autograph? Probably. Might even call the cops or security to escort the weirdo away.
>>10293500
Greg, of course. He is working his way through all of the Gems.
>>10293464
Do you think she would take it in her stride?
I mean, signing a copy of your shota yaoi juvenilia might be asking too much but maybe writing "haha you're going to jail" on it would be appropriate
>>10293483
>that neck
Gets me everytime.
>>10293483
Me: Pearl but with a pedo mustache
>>10293483
I would be the prettiest one there.
>>10293309
Well anon, I believe in you! Get a writing degree, and if that doesn't work, you always have your code job. What do you like to write about?
>>10293454
I don't drink just bring a bunch of weed.
>>10293483
I'd probably look like shit, but farm guy basically
>>10293483
>tfw look like Topaz
>page ten.
New thread when?
>>10293483
I'm cute and chubby and rapeable.
>>10293490
So, none of us can function in a social context?
>>10293601
Cutie.
>>10293612
I don't expect /trash/ people to be functioning humans.
>>10293232
Unironically ironically do programming or computer science with a database focus. Your experience in data entry will help and give you an idea of the jobs you could get into with the degree
t. spreadsheet jockey probably doing a PGDipIT in the next few years
>>10293547
Did I hear pearl?
NEW THREAD
>>10293631
>>10293631
>>10293631
>>10293490
>Tfw you're the Alpharius of Avatarfags
I'm not sapphyfag tho.
>>10293574
Sometimes I write stories that are inspired by song lyrics or feelings. Playboy Mommy by Tori Amos had me writing furiously about a young girl escaping WW2 with the help of her Mom's Johns. I lost that story when my laptop was stolen ages ago.
I enjoy writing horror. SCP held my attention, though I never made my own or joined the fiction community.
And, of course, I like writing smut.
>>10293637
I had considered it, but isn't there a ton of math in programming? Math is not easy for me.
kill yourself
>>10293483
I have a pear body which fucking sucks. I wish I could meet you guys, but no money for SDCC nor transportation
>>10290753
kill yourself
>>10290763
kill yourself
>>10290919
kill yourself
>>10293059
kill yourself
>>10289323
* personal
>>10291060
I need some serious sauce with this steak.
>>10294901
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/684538