Hunger Games Thread
We Were Lost and Now We Are Found
>>10264658
How can I be lost if I've got nowhere to go?
>>10264677
Where did you come from cotton eyed joe
>Reposting
>>10264463 (Puru)
Believe me, love, I've seen more "weird" than you can shake a stick at. Just never a bloody talkin' bird! Makes me feel right barmy, yea?
>>10264677
I didn't ask to think about this kind of stuff today.
>>10264700
Nowhere to go? Don't you have a home, Mister Bird?
>>10264658
Don't you think spooky ougi or whatever is gonna get old
>>10264658
Thank you spooky Ougi
first 24 no game
Wait what happened to last thread?
>>10264677
Is this a bloody riddle? Just knock off a GPS or whatever.
>>10264751
It was a bepis prank
>>10264737
No
>>10264741
>
>>10264734
Yes, yes of course I do. But I have no way to get home right now while my DeLorean is broke down.
>>10264794
Is that supposed to be some time traveling machine? And you broke something like that? I don't think you can get any more irresponsible than that. If I were you, I'd go back in time and slap the hamburger out of my own hand.
>>10264700
You, thinking? Surprised you got time to do that in between smashing puss
>>10264756
GPS can't lead you to what you want. Yeah?
>>10264696
>>10264555
Like I said, after you run in to so many dragons, wizards, and other "impossible" things, your definition changes.
...And I still don't know what "Barmy" means.
>Knucklehead swims ashore carrying a fish in her mouth. A recent catch, by the looks of it.
Is everyone out celebrating tonight?
>>10264894
Oh hey, Shark thing, I haven't seen you around in a while.
>>10264894
Are you going to eat that?
>>10264852
Huh? What're ya talkin about now? It just broke down on the way into an arena and I haven't met any mechanics that could help. I don't think I even stole any burger on the way here.
>>10264868
Can you really blame me for going back into my animalistic instincts?
>>10264894
>Throws his hammer at the shark
>>10264910
I'm celebrating by watching wrestling in my comfy arm chair eating a burger, so i think I'm doing a pretty good job at being American.
>>10264910
But it's not the 14th of July
>>10264948
Mating season isn't year-round man, damn.
>>10264948
>Hachikuji is puzzled by the lack of urgency
Wow, so you're like, not even in a hurry to get back, huh? I guess here is better off than where you come from.
>>10264943
>Knucklehead hasn't seen this man around either, but she believed that was a good thing. Last she remembers this man didn't like her. She gives him a confused stare.
>>10264945
>The shark did plan to eat this fish, but the question strikes her curiosity. Knucklehead takes a seat on the ground in front of the girl and stares at her, with fish in mouth, to see what she'll do.
>>10264948
>Knucklehead isn't paying attention and catches a hammer to the face.
>>10264868
'Course it does! Just tell it to find the nearest pub!
>>10264876
You've got to be a yank, yeah? Christ, what shite do you say over there..."crazy?" Isn't that it?
>>10264910
It's the day yanks celebrate bein' traitors, right? By blowin' themselves up and havin' a bender. Classy fellows, the lot of 'em.
>>10264994
Anyways, enjoy that fish, I'll just be waaaaay over there.
>>10264967
It is for ahri
>>10264910
>Yes, that's why it's so dead at 7 PM CST.
>>10264967
How would you know? If you're such a pro at animals, then tell me what kind of bird I am.
>>10264968
Eh, possibly. I mean I get to fight here every day so it ain't all that bad since I can whallop fools straight to the face.
Plus getting kidnapped and turned into a puppet multiple times isn't fun, you know?
But I would still like to return. I need my castle and all.
>>10264994
>Quickly waddles over to the shark as fast as he can, picking her up over his shoulders before throwing her back into the ocean. He then quickly inhales the fish she had caught before grabbing his hammer and scurrying away.
>>10264994
...Oh. You can't talk, can you?
>Eight shifts to a cross-legged position, returning the stare steadily.
>>10265004
What's a "yank"? And I guess you could say that. After here you just assume that it's all relatively sane by comparison.
>>10265057
A jive turkey
>>10265011
>Oh well. Knucklehead thinks nothing of him and goes back to snacking on her fish.
>>10265057
>Knucklehead will remember this. Maybe. The sudden blow sort of knocked her out.
>>10265065
>Knucklehead is motionless for a moment, perhaps thinking about something. She then shakes her head. It seems she can't talk, but at least the shark can understand what you're saying.
>>10265079
There ain't no way in heck I'm a turkey of all birds now. What made ya think of such a thing?
>>10265065
I knew yanks were daft, but you take the whole cake. Means you're an AMERICAN. You know, wavin' flags and all of that crap?
>>10265106
...I'll take that as a yes, then? Nevermind...I don't need food right now.
>>10265176
Oh, that. America doesn't exist when I'm from, I'm from Zeon.
And yes, I don't expect you to know the name, either.
>>10265057
>Hachikuji walks up and runs your tub
It's going to work out in the end, I suppose. Even if you might not be able to go back home ever again and see your loved ones for the rest of your life, at least you can't actually be killed here. You should settle down and start a family, start building a new castle and stuff.
>>10265230
Rubs*
>>10265230
>>10265237
Rubs your tub?
>>10265004
Now that's some godly wisdom right there.
>>10265171
Not just a turkey Dedede. A Jive Turkey
>>10265250
Hitsure, kamimashita~!
>>10265229
>Knucklehead takes this as an okay to start feasting on the fish in front of her. The shark wastes little time chewing before swallowing it whole.
>>10265250
tum
Hitsure, kamimashita~!
>>10265341
Calm down, suz
>>10265230
>He pushes her hand away slightly until she's no longer rubbing him, with a slightly annoyed look. Once he hears her talk about starting a family and building another castle, his eyes widen before turning his head the other way.
Now where did that come from? I'd like to get back to my own castle eventually, thank you. I don't even want to think about starting an entire family just yet.
You seem a bit too young to be talking about that kind of stuff. I know I'm a king and all but thinking about that stuff isn't priority right now.
>>10265253
I'm not sure I follow. What's a jive turkey? I don't keep up with other birds that don't interest me ya know.
>>10265229
You're right, I've never heard'a the place. Are you sure it's not one of your thousand states? Christ knows you've got too many.
>>10265253
Give me a ring if you want any more, love. I'll sort out whatever you need!
>>10265365
Better start fixing up that time machine you broke. I don't even think anyone here has to tools to use them. They're all guys with just swords and magic, sometimes guns, but never the brains to actually fix complicated thing. I guess you're just happy setting up camp and sleeping in cheap arena tents for the time being. It must be awfully uncomfortable.
>>10265277
>Eight watches in silence. After a moment, she scratches her stomach as it growls softly.
>>10265366
I don't think the US ever numbered to a hundred. Not only that but I doubt they ever colonized space in their name.
>She points skyward.
So yes, I'm certain.
>>10265419
>The shark's left ear twitches upon hearing the quiet grumble. Knucklehead starts feeling sort of bad now, giving the girl a sorry look.
someone host, fuck
>>10265412
That can't be all right now. I heard from a little boy that there's a mechanic around here that could help me with my car troubles. But of course it's uncomfortable to sleep in tents and such. I mean, do you see me?
>He puffs himself up to make himself seem larger than before until he exhales all the air he took in.
I'm big. I need a castle to keep myself in.
>>10265419
>The man jerks his head up abruptly and stares at the sky, the bottom of his gas mask pointing right at Puru's face. He keeps speaking as he looks up.
They got pretty bloody close, didn't they? Said they landed on the Moon first, but it's sod all when you think about it. They just landed on a giant rock after all. Just pissin' around to mess with the reds back then, yeah?
>>10265451
>no u
>>10265494
>You finish your sentence to see Hachikuji swinging around a giant wooden mallet.
It doesn't always have to be a castle, you know! You can always just find a bigger tent. Look at this thing, perfect for hammering in stakes to pitch a tent!
>Hachikuji smashes some branches with the wooden mallet.
>It makes a squelching noise as it lands in mud.
>Hey... It looks familiar...
>>10265435
...What? What's with the look?
>>10265515
>The girl doesn't even flinch, turning her head skyward as well.
The moon was colonized early in the Universal Century, the other colonies a bit afterwards. There's no other countries, just the Federation and the colonies themselves.
>>10265549
>Knucklehead feels bad that the girl has no food. After all, the shark has been in that position many times before. She decides to make things right. She gets a strange look on her face, like she's concentrating really hard... and then pukes up the slightly digested fish for her.
>All this idle banter.
Are we chill to just chill tonight? No games needed?
Is there even a code based around the 4th or some sort of summer-ish holiday?
>>10265605
Honestly I'm chill to chill.
>>10265611
I'll drink to that!
>>10265542
Well you do have a good idea, but I still won't take something as simple as a bigger tent. It's still uncomfortable being outdoors all the time. I have no idea how smaller and inferior animals do it all the time.
And... Wait, what are you doing with that hammer? Where did you even get that? It looks a lot like my own hammer.
>He goes to find the hammer that he usually kept snuck within his coat only to find it missing before looking back at the tiny girl and pointing his fingers directly at her.
Can you seriously NOT do that? What makes you think you can take MY hammer? How can you even lift it!?
I will now post my cute Raymoo
>>10265605
I need games desu
>>10265549
Well, good to know you're bloody batshit.
>The man lowers his head and looks back at Puru. He cocks it to the side, as if he's a bit confused or annoyed. Perhaps both.
>>10265681
I will now reply to myself and post another cute Raymoo
>>10265681
>>10265698
Where's the armpits
>>10265685
How badly do we need a game?
Also what kind of code should I possibly use if you guys REALLY need this game?
>>10265698
The fuck is wrong with her feet?
>>10265708
I will post abuse instead
>>10265734
Cyute wittle feetsies
>>10265727
I'm down with any code
Better make a roll call first
Which nufags do you enjoy when they are here
>>10265776
Alright.
HOW ABOUT A ROLL CALL! Let's see who's here and who wants a game!
Tell me Yay or Nay when you announce yourself.
>>10265797
Yay! I haven't had a chance all day.
>>10265662
>Hachikuji looks at the hammer, puzzled
Oh! Did this belong to you? I found it in your coat. Funny, isn't it?
>She lightly dusts it off with her hand before stuffing it back in his coat
Glad we found out that it was yours, huh? A game is about to start. You might need it.
>>10265797
Yayyayayayayyay
>>10265797
The only correct answer is Yay.
>>10265797
Eh? But that sounds like it'll take effort
This is starting to look like if I do host it's gonna be a 24.
Any particular code you guys want?
>>10265601
...What? Wait, are you-
>Puru falls silent as Knucklehead wretches the fish up. Her face turns a slight shade of green.
...Oh.
>>10265686
Or alternatively, you're simply not very open-minded, aren't you?
>Looking at her, she has a very futuristic-looking...seemingly military uniform, with a helmet and sidearm attached to her waist.
>>10265797
Yay.
>>10265797
I say yes to that.
>>10265871
Something with a lot of events.
>>10265871
Anything sounds good to me.
>>10265871
Do you have that one mansion code with the lewd maids? That one was always fun
>>10265886
https://pastebin.com/jcUeYRdG
This is the only list of codes I know of, unless there's more of them out there.
>>10265883
>Knucklehead's ears flutter as she holds out the mostly intact fish for the girl. She seems quite happy to be lending a helping hand!
>>10265797
>>10264910
back
>>10265916
Message me so I can ERP with you
>>10265856
>He takes his hammer back out from his coat and gets a grip onto it, keeping it close to him.
Thanks, but uhh... Can you not put your hands into my coat? Thanks. I think.
>>10265926
Yes! I think I can do that. But what if you're taking a bath and you really needed me to get something from your coat? Can I still touch it with my hands? Or what if I don't use my hands and use my mouth instead. The best solution would be to get someone else to rummage through your coat.
>>10265883
I don't know what the bloody hell you mean! All that gen doesn't help when it's rubbish! Have you been watchin' too many late night space movies on the telly?
>>10265967
Don't be weird now. I don't think I would ask for anyone to take anything from my coat while I was bathing unless it was a Waddle Dee I was talking to. You can't touch anything inside my coat with any part of your body.
>>10265871
so are you going to host or not
>>10266030
Waddle Dee? What are those? And why would you let one of those things go get something for you instead of a daughter-like girl like me? I'll wear gloves if I have to.
>>10266054
Yes! I am!
FIRST 24 FOR A GAME THAT I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT I JUST CHOSE!
>>10266099
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10266099
Anzu Futaba
>>10266099
Elias Ainsworth
>>10265898
...Thank you.
>She forces a smile, but she doesn't look like someone who makes them much.
I-...I'll live. Don't worry about it.
>>10266009
What's "gen"? Look around you. What's normal about a talking bird?
...If I break out my mobile suit, would you believe where I'm from?
>>10266099
Puru Eight
>>10266099
Ursula-sensei
>>10266099
Marisa Kirisame
>>10266099
Gascoigne
>>10266099
Reigen Arataka
>>10266099
Cain
>>10266099
Lana's mother
>>10266099
Joker
>>10266099
Knucklehead
>>10266118
>Knucklehead keeps moving her hands closer, insisting that the girl take her fish.
>>10266099
The Gay Community
>>10266099
Johnny
>>10266099
Reynauld
>>10266099
Miku's ass
>>10266099
Late Go
>>10266099
King Dedede
>>10266099
Garnet
>>10266099
Mr. Foster
>>10266118
Eh, hold it off for later, love. I've got more important things to do. Ta ta for now!
>>10266099
Craig
>>10266099
Good Pirates
>>10266099
Arashi
>>10266099
Stocking Anarchy
>>10266099
Mikun
>>10266143
>Weakly she holds her hands up in protest.
No...nooo....I'm fine.
>>10266155
Your mask is weird....
>>10266099
Tenshi
>>10266099
Merak
>>10266099
Olaf
>>10266099
Daenerys Targaryen
>>10266178
>The shark doesn't understand this girl. She's clearly hungry but she keeps refusing to eat. Is she sick? Knucklehead sure hopes not, but if she is she'll have to take matters into her own hands! She suddenly pounces at the small girl!
Here we are. Should I bump it up to a 36 instead? Whew!
>>10266204
Yeah bump
>>10266204
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10266204
bump my dude
>>10266212
Alright, give me a couple minutes to make the necessary changes.
>>10266204
>Should I bump it up to a 36 instead?
yes
>>10266088
Waddle Dees are just my servants, they do whatever I say really.
The reason why I don't want you to do it is because that would be both weird and I don't trust you with going through my things. I barely even know you.
>>10266099
Lanaya
>>10266227
I need three more of you guys!
>>10266204
I think it might be needed but other than that I am ready to go.
>>10266204
>>10266226
Perfect, that gives me more time to na- I mean, prepare myself!
>>10266251
Ryougi Shiki
>>10266204
No matter the adversary, I shall hold onto my beliefs and honor! Now... let us do battle!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4iG4kENg4I
>>10266251
Kenma Kozume
>>10266257
>na-
narrate the following events?
New placements. I hope this looks good because I'm clicking "proceed"!
>>10266289
I accept this larger challenge/
>>10266289
>Knucklehead looks ready enough.
>>10266289
I'm still in it, so it's fine by me.
>>10266289
Let's do this thing.
>>10266289
Get on with it.
Be careful with that whip... Considering it's you, people may -want- you to use it on them.
I have an odd feeling that gun won't help much...
So this code involves a castle but you're STILL running from a cornucopia? Are they that frightening?
>>10266204
>>10266229
Doubting a pure and innocent young girl like me, I can already see the cynicism creeping forth. You must have had a rough past, onii-san. Don't worry, I'll prove it to you soon enough that I'm trustworthy. Hell, you'll be begging for me to live in your coat soon enough.
>>10266197
>The moment the shark prepares to jump, Eight's eyes widen in shock as a flash of premonition hits her. She starts to dive backwards out of the way, but isn't quick enough, Knucklehead still landing on her legs.
I'M FINE!
>>10266347
Hey is it just me or do you hear something? It sounds like someone is up to no good.
>>10266347
Did I take long to get here?! Fear not! Your snail is here to save you!
>>10266347
>Lana's mom with a whip
Yes please
>>10266289
Sigh... let's begin.
>>10266347
Man, did you REALLY need to start singing? Where are you even from, a child's show?
>>10266347
>At least when she finds her she'll have something to eat.
>>10266366
>Knucklehead pins the little girl against the floor to make sure she can't run away. Then, with one hand, she starts cramming the fish in her face; repetitively smashing it against her mouth.
>>10266279
But that sounds like work, and work is the ultimate sin!
>>10266289
Are you sure about that? There isn't anything else you need to check? Seriously, take all the time you need!
>>10266347
>>10266373
It's probably nothing worth caring about, Now to scope out a prime napping spo- uh, tactical position!
>>10266347
Well, let's get this over with. Maybe I'll be able to hammer some fools into the dirt too.
>>10266348
If you count getting possessed countless times, yes I've had it rough. But I'd still rather have you not do anything like that. It's incredibly uncomfortable.
>>10266347
Those kids are WAY too young to see that sort of thing. Who let them in again?
Hey! That's my wall ham! Don't touch that!
I don't know why so many of you are so concerned with a strange man. There's no strange man wandering this empty castle, and never has been.
>>10266383
I knew it!
>>10266396
Sounds good to me. Say if we find anything worthwhile let's just take it, you know?
>>10266426
I mean yeah sure, you're a monster. I really don't know what else to say.
>>10266426
>Knucklehead is stuck thinking about fish being roasted over an open flame; something she's seen many a human do on the beach before. Too bad she doesn't have any fish.
>>10266347
The ominous chanting foreboded the arrival of the evil and all-powerful suit of bones, but the foolish tributes were too half-witted to tell. Yes, this chanting meant the arrival of The Great Evil and Future Ruler of the World, Craig!
>Craig narrates his entrance to the castle, having no idea what the chanting actually alludes to.
>>10266426
Eh, whatever. I'll hold onto this stupid mask. Since it's made out of stone I could bash somebody with it.
>>10266426
I don't know anythin about no strange man wanderin this place.
>>10266419
It's probably filthy anyway, since you don't let anyone touch it. It's hard to believe that you'd wash it yourself, unless you have a huge washing machine hidden somewhere around here that only you get to use.
>>10266426
Wow! This is really soft! Stop fighting back for a minute, stand still.
Post hg iceberg.
>>10266426
Honestly, this is so fitting it's scary. Might check it later if my phone runs out of battery.
>>10266426
Uhh ... oh hey, my producer is calling me. I better go take this!
>the NEET girl runs away in a random direction, pitifully attempting to hum something that sounds like it could be a plausible cell phone ringtone
>>10266426
Whoa whoa... That alter either has a LOT of space behind it, or there's a rocking party I wasn't invited to!
Reynald, I know you're a klepto, but come on!
I won't lie, Dedede has me worried.
>>10266459
I don't let anyone touch it because it holds a lot of things. And I'd rather not have people going through my things. I wish I had a washing machine though. Getting my Waddle Dees to wash it by hand through some river is getting kinda annoyin.
>>10266510
>Hachikuji kicks one of the Skeletons away before running out of the exit
Seeya bony losers later! I get enough of you guys outside this place as it is!
>>10266510
>The shark smells something nice coming from the woman and pounces on her, stripping off her clothes trying to find what it is. Maybe she has a cookie in her pocket?
>>10266510
>I don't know how to respond to this
>>10266510
Dude, just what the hell is wrong with you? Leave me alone! I don't even know you!
>>10266510
>>10266529
Seaside beauties
>>10266510
>>10266466
>>10266510
What are you going on about? Haven't you ever seen a cosplay before? And try to keep it down, would you? Your interrupting my sleep
>>10266510
A miserable little pile of flesh.
>>10266510
Not the face! Not the money maker!
Wow, she's really skilled!
You're just finding all sorts of books!
Oh... I'm not sure you really need -that- book...
>>10266289
I am prepared for whatever in store. I will smite the unholy without prejudice!
>>10266347
*the imposing, silent man letting them in without any trouble worries Reynauld. Reynauld gains +6 stress*
...Be weary, my friend. You never know what lurks about here.
L-Lets pray we'll find no courtiers or collectors.
>>10266426
*The very sight of Knucklehead gives Reynauld PTSD flashbacks of horrible fishfolk. Though Reynauld gained +20 stress, he makes an effort trying to mask his distress*
Maiden, t-there aren't more of your kind around here, i-is there?
>>10266510
*Reynauld tries to wipe the stress and memories of that fish lady from his mind. With no brothel in sight, he makes starts acting desperately*
No divine is watching. Hold still, I-I need this.
>>10266389
N-no-I-nnfgh!
>Eight struggles, her face turning greener as she tries to keep her mouth closed.
>>10266510
This just isn't my day...
>>10266596
Might be a good idea to keep close to the strong guy.
(I hope he doesn't mind it too much.)
>>10266596
You can't trick me. I know all the tricks in the book of tricks for tricksters such as myself, and let me tell you, there are a lot of tricks in there. And ruses. Can't forget the ruses.
>>10266596
Maybe we need to close off that chapel... I can't show that footage unless we get picked up by HBO or something.
Oh... That's where the strange man went!
Yeah, I wonder why there's whispers coming from the alter... I. WONDER.
>>10266611
You make me very happy,
>>10266596
>>10266524
>Hachikuji was about to retort but a crossbow bolt goes right through her head
>a little blood splatters your coat
>>10266596
>that event
VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
>>10266596
>>10266675
>Knucklehead is tired after all of that running around. A shower with a side of poultry is exactly what she needs!
>>10266638
>Knucklehead doesn't understand why she won't just eat. She tries prying the girl's jaw open so she can cram the slimy fish inside.
>>10266675
Ahh, here it is, the book of tricks! Time to re-read it, my earlier call about knowing all the tricks in the book of tricks for tricksters such as myself was merely a trick. There are far too many tricks in this here book of tricks for even a master trickster such as I to be able to learn completely. It's a tricky book, it is.
>>10266675
A wonderful pile of secrets!
>>10266691
what are all these little black shapes
>>10266675
>half asleep, the idol stumbles into the skeleton room and takes a quick glance around.
Huh, this show must have a pretty good budget for this level of special effects. Neat.
>>10266675
I hope you're all keeping track of those masks.
I also really hope I set the death rate properly. If this keeps going longer than expected I may have to skip some days/nights and I'd rather not!
You guys have a very strange likeness for books.
Funny enough, I think that hidden treasure room is in fact the bathroom.
>>10266696
In the end, we all know.
It has to be this way.
>>10266596
>All he does when questioned is tilt his head to the side slightly, as he has no idea how to answer most, if not all of these questions since he has no idea why he's here himself.
>>10266689
OH!
COME!
ON!
Why did ya have to go and DIE all over my coat now!? You know how hard it is to clean this stuff!?
>He stampers around angrily.
Well... At least the red blends in I suppose.
>>10266675
>>10266697
Oh heck no. Ain't no way I'm dealing with sharkbait here again.
>>10266754
>After completing the hedge of Gascoigne, Craig takes the hedge shears and snips its head off.
A visual representation of the events that will occur in this game, believe me.
>>10266754
>Knucklehead can't read anyways, so it's a win-win situation for her!
>>10266754
Oh no, I totally and accidentally tripped you. Somebody should get some help. What a tragedy.
>The neet walks off, absentmindedly sucking off a lolly as she leaves the other girl to herfate
>>10266745
>click the image
I trust you to keep it a secret.
>>10266754
>Ta just doing Ta things
>>10266754
We need a maid around to clean up all these bloody knives.
You're all asking the wrong questions.
God. Damn it! Dedede! Please control yourself!
Awwwoooooo!!
I may need to skip a day or two soon... I bet I forgot to change the death chance.
Also don't look behind you. The strange man that doesn't exist isn't there to stalk you.
>>10266827
>absentmindedly sucking off
>>10266848
>Knucklehead finds a jar of fermented grapes and eats way too much. She's out like a light.
>>10266848
Oh hey fellas, how you all doing tonight?
>The skeleton casually strolls past the horde of other skeletons.
>>10266697
>Eight isn't very strong, and it doesn't take much effort to do so.
>>10266754
>Fucking an angel
>At a chapel
>>10266877
>And so Knucklehead shoves the entire partially digested fish into the girl's mouth, expecting her to swallow it.
>>10266866
Have this?
>>10266898
>Skeletonyo magico burning down in flames.
Ho ho ho
>>10266848
I'll be real... I'm running out of material for these slides.
Stop worrying about the strange man who isn't even real!
But... if that's your face... then what is...?
Oh man, the legendary fabled sword? Can it be?
Excaliboar? W-what do you mean that's not what it's called?
>>10266866
Being a skeleton has it's perks.
>>10266898
Those are some sweet dance moves!
>>10266857
You're too cute.
>>10266936
>Knucklehead scampers around finding all of the lost pieces from board games and testing to see if they're snacks or not. None of them are, but she eats them anyways in typical Knucklehead fashion.
>>10266897
>For sheer gagging, she seems as if she's going to throw up from the effort.
>>10266898
No, I don't. The content of this gift disturbs be, but I'll accept your tribute all the same. T-thanks.
>>10266926
Oh, Karen. I have to go very soon, so let me sum up what would happen here: I'd approach you, you'd start a fight, I'd slap you around until you run home crying to your Mum and then you'd find me the next day and apologise. You should be thankful I'm saving you from that encounter.
>>10266936
Yes it does, such as not caring about dumb bloodsuckers due to having no blood.
>The skeleton tosses the Dracula book over his shoulder
>I gotta go. Thanks for hosting in advance.
>>10266596
Who makes a castle this large without a adding single restroom!? Do they expect me to go on the floor like some vile dog!?
>>10266675
I new to this. Don't bully
*Convinced he will die in this castle, either it be from urinary infections or being lured into a rape room himself, he tries to make the best of the little time he has left, not even caring about where he pleasures himself. Reynauld loses -12 stress*
Ah, sod it. No one will find us behind the altar.
>>10266754
Is that...? No, it can't be..
*Seeing the doors to the entrance wide open, Reynauld dashes for the exit. By the castle gateway, he's stopped dead in his tracks by the Collector. Being all by himself, Reynauld stands no chance and becomes a fine addition to its collection.*
>>10266984
>The shark just assumes the girl needs help swallowing it and tries pushing it down with all her might!
>>10266936
I- please! Stop having so much sex! We're gonna get thrown off the air at this rate!
No, No it's okay, I swear. I can handle this.
Oh that's strange, that almost never happens. I can call a plumber if you like.
>>10266991
No problem! Thank you for taking part!
>>10266998
I'm not bullying I swear. Your choice of character makes me happy.
>>10267020
>The shark is sick and tired of this.
>>10266991
As if! See you later, Mr.Boyo.
>>10266611
>Knucklehead feels bad that she forgot about this armored man as quickly as she saw him, but she remembers what he asked and shakes her head no. She's the only one of her kind she's seen here.
>>10267020
Blegh, these cherry syrup fountains taste awful! You should really get some people on that, Mr. Host.
>>10267020
I apologize, but slides without deaths are going to be skipped.
I'm not happy about it, but-- Please stop staring at your watch and tapping your foot. You can't rush this more than I already am!
>>10267049
I'm sorry you keep getting these events. You'll get a large supply of fish when it's all said and done to make up for it!
>>10267089
I'm not sure I can get one to come by soon... Also it's uh... actually cough syrup! That's why it's so bad!
>>10267104
>A whole bunch of fish!? This promise gives Knucklehead the strength she needs to keep going!
>>10267006
>The attempts are met only with a sudden spurt of vomit, the clone still stubbornly struggling.
>>10267128
>Knucklehead just looks upset. She was trying to be so kind and this is what she gets? She lets go of the fish and gets off of the girl, starting to walk away.
>>10267089
Is this the new FotM anime girl ava?
>>10267116
That's the spirit!
>>10267104
Skeletons have a ton of endurance. Are you surprised?
Jeeze... This is still taking a while... I am so sorry everyone.
>>10267020
>>10267104
>>10267175
>Knucklehead can't find as much as a spider to chase in the old library. Books aren't edible. She's tried.
>>10267104
Here's my chance to score some cute points with the home audience!
>Striking a pose, the neet lets out a cute "Awoo~"
Eh, cough syrup? I swear, you variety show people come up with the weirdest ideas. Anything for publicity though...
>>10266984
>when you nut but she still sucking
>>10267104
>The hunter walks up to the knife, and kneels. He picks up the bloody blade, and uses two fingers to stroke it, which he then puts to his tounge.
Hm...not any blood I desire. No matter, I shall pocket it. It may have some use later.
Who are you rooting for the upcoming CSGO Major?
>>10267175
Please, Gods, please stop visiting the chapel for fornication.
Hello again strange man who isn't real.
>>10267178
Did I do something wrong or...?
>checking history, the host finds the problem.
OH. I misread the event... D-damn it.
Would you like to me rewind time for just a moment to show you day 5?
>>10267226
>Knucklehead knows very well what's happening and nopes right out of there.
>>10267226
>Nah it's okay mate just tell me how I died by copy-pasting the event's text.
>I'm getting tired anyways desu
>>10267154
>She rolls over on to all fours, painting the ground the color of bile.
>>10267194
>
>>10267212
FaZe and Astralis are my boys.
>>10267167
whatever it is it's cancer desu
>>10267167
its just idolshit
>>10267235
I'm making it two pallets.
>The host leans away.
Yes two. I have a very hungry shark girl. If you don't get me two, I'll feed you to her myself. Good. good.
>>10267258
>The host nods slowly.
King Dedede unknowingly triggers a secret trap, and gets impaled by a flying giant iron spike.
...I'm so sorry. Please rest well.
>>10267226
Of course NOW the deaths start to--
How did a skeleton--
UNDER THE TABLE? How are none of you seen?
>Quiet weeping follows.
The network is going to cut our funding for sure.
>>10267212
Virtus, as usual.
>>10267256
Is it bad that I recognise this artist
>>10267312
>Thanks for hosting. Cya tomorrow if you do come here tomorrow.
>>10267312
>Feed what to who? Knucklehead would wonder what the host meant if she wasn't dead all of a sudden.
>>10267312
You are not worthy to hear the truth.
>>10267278
>>10267290
So, It's just another generic "le neet like our fans" anime girl?
>hanging out in HG
>>10267384
yeah
>>10267312
Spikes are going to get points for the most kills soon if--
Wait, wrong game.
At least none of you are boning each other this time!
>>10267348
I probably will. I'm here almost every day.
>>10267351
Alright, good. you have 20 minutes.
>Host turns back.
Good news! I Got-- Oh no!
Well you don't have to eat an unruly shipyard manager... But you get two pallets of fish...
>>10267392
gotta add to the filter list then.
>>10267400
>Not one, but TWO pallets of fish?! Knucklehead is revived! Brought back from the dead because of her burning desire to eat fish!
thank you spooky ougi
>>10267400
I'm regretting this code choice. Can we go ONE DAY without you guys boning each other?!
I also, after that last mistake, decided not to skip days. It was a horrible mistake.
in return, faster slide posting!
>>10267434
I Really hope you like them! I didn't ask for specific fish, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly tuna.
Man I hope that's okay.
>>10267458
>The shark jumps at the host and gives him a big, loving hug! Then she sets about devouring all the fish that he got for her.
>hg still gets triggered by anime girl avatars
Time to pick up the most anime girl like anime girl that's out there.
>>10267458
How many hams were hidden in this mansion?
How many remain? The world may never know.
Final 4!
>>10267475
>The host laughs, making sure the shark girl doesn't mess with the settings before them.
You earned these for being a great sport! I'm so sorry you had to deal with those events.
>Host pats her head before turning back to finish this.
>>10267505
>mfw the filler wins
>>10267512
So all of them?
>>10267480
>wanting more cookie-cutter, interchangeable anime girls who have very basic designs and personalities
>>10267505
3 people left! It all comes down to this!
Place your bets now!
>Final Jeopardy music plays.
>>10267512
Don't assume too soon. You never know what'll happen!
>>10267537
Way to prove his point
>>10267505
>Knucklehead enjoys her pallets of fish very much. It was definitely worth walking by when this host was looking for people to play with!
>>10267541
Gascoigne willl wine this one!
>>10267530
gascoigne isn't a filler fucktard
>>10267585
Alright let's see him reply to the slides then.
>>10267541
OH COME ON!!!
I skipped day 9.
No one died, two of you went to the kitchen to get snacks and one of you found a note about not trusting anyone, yourself included.
But here we are! Night 9!
It happens. We're done!
>>10267564
I'm glad you're enjoying those fish!
I miss Kaito.
>>10267584
>Gascoigne willl wine this one!
Will he bring some cheese and baguettes to go with it?
>>10267606
he's shitposting us in the midfag discord server
>>10267544
It's true though. Anyone who's enough of a faggot to pick "le generic cute anime girl xd" should off themselves
>>10267541
>>10267592
This was one secret I hadn't known
>>10267592
Congratulations Gascoigne!
Placements and stats next to come in a rapidfire because I need to go pass out.
>>10267615
But he is not a midfag.
>>10267645
Ryo is an oldfag but he's in it too
>>10267641
Boom. Placements. See how well you did, or didn't do!
>>10267641
Ho, ho, ho! I won the bet! What's my price?
>>10267607
He already did. See >>10267641
>>10267662
prize*
>>10267641
>>10267658
Congrats, and thanks for the game!
>>10267641
Uh, congratulations.
>>10267658
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
Sigh... that's what I get for looking away for 5 minutes.
>>10267662
Uh... The knowledge that you were right?
No one traded any money around... At least if you did, I wasn't aware of it.
Oh, and here's the stats for tourney guy.
Thank you all for playing, It was fun to host for you, expect for all of the scenes I couldn't allow to be shown on television due to network execs being tight asses.
>>10267658
thanks for hosting m8
>>10267658
Thanks for providing to these dolts a way to entertain themselves momentarily.
>>10267711
>not here
th-thanks
>>10267711
That art style is so cancerous.
>>10267592
>Gascoigne rushes towards the man of snow, and using the bloody knife he pocketed earlier, slashes it through the snow mans "throat".
Lovely...one should never doubt the antics of a blood-hungry hunter.
>The hunter quickly leaves the castle of tricks, laughs of insanity emitting from the beast of a man, as he dashes towards the forest.
>>10267658
>thanks
>>10267675
>>10267662
>>10267728
No problem Seth. It's all yours if you want to host now.
I'm gonna--
>The host goes to stand, only to fall face first onto the floor.
This is a comfy bed.
>>10267778
>>10267763
>>10267585
if this aint a samefag
>>10267762
Your face is cancerous.
You should get it checked by a doctor. It's likely malignant.
>>10267788
I do agree im a filler though.
>>10267776
Have a nice rest.
I'm guessing most are out celebrating their national day so I'm unsure if there's even enough people present to fill a regular roster.
Gonna eat something first and see in 15 mins if a consequent amount of jabronies manifested themselves.
>>10267843
Why do you care if there's enough people or not ? You host for yourself, don't you ?
>>10267699
I guess knowledge can be a prize on its ow-...
>>10267771
I PREFER KNOWLEDGE! KNOWLEDGE IS BETTER. YEP. YEP.
>>10267711
>not in here
>not anyone's friend for that matter
I want to die.
>>10267212
>G2 and EnVyUs
>shox best player in teh world
>>10267923
nobody wants to be my friend either
suffering
>>10267923
I can change that for you if ya want.
>>10267923
>>10267963
Keep it a secret but I could be a friend.
>>10267943
NV didn't even make it out of the offline qualifier, bro.
>>10267982
I miss the old templar assassin
>>10267923
>>10267963
What's your name, son?
>>10267993
>You mean dota 1 or did we have used to have a lanaya?
>>10268033
someone played her
>>10267963
It's sad.
>>10267966
>>10267982
I was talking more about being legit friends with avafags than about rp, but thanks anyway.
>>10268030
Will I get shitposted for saying it?
>>10268042
Oh. Fuck then.
>>10268053
I will shitpost the ones that shitpost you.
What's your name, son?
who wants me to host?
>>10268068
no one
>>10267988
>B-but...Scream...
>>10268068
I do.
>>10268053
>I can still do that.
>I don't have a discord or anything though.
>>10268068
seth is hosting in a bit
>>10268067
If you legit want to talk, would you be ok if I gave you my Discord?
>>10268086
A-am I your friend then?
>>10268092
>in a bit
>15 mins
>>10268068
>>10268092
Why not a double host?
>>10268111
I wanna be your friend too, anon! Post it!
>>10268119
double hosting is cancer
>>10268111
Sure!
>you wake up, finally, after hours of going around finding your friend or atleast a nice tree to lean on, you found some place...
>you have no idea what this place is
>what do you do?
>>10268129
Triple hosting, however.
>>10268145
>homestuck cancer
lol nope
>>10268111
Yeah sure fuckit I don't see why not eh
Tell me to fuck off when I add you and I'll fuck you up
>>10268145
>enter name.
>>10268113
>15 mins
>10 mins ago
>>10268177
It's been almost 25 minutes.
Do we need a host?
>>10268142
T-thanks.
>>10268120
>>10268158
Sloth #1445
I just hope neither of us regrets it.
>>10268187
pls
>>10268092
Oh.
Nevermind.
>>10268192
Your games are way more enjoyable than his.
>>10268189
Nah you won't mate
Play it cool
>>10268161
>Don't be silly, you know your name...
>actually... you don't seem to quite recall what it was...
>what was your name?
>>10268199
>Luci
>>10268210
Shuckfit
>>10268210
Mixtape
>>10268210
>pichichu
>>10268210
Ruby Fireflames
>>10268210
>>10268220
What this guy said.
>>10268187
Triple host?
>>10268222
>>10268210
This was the original one someone proposed
>>10268218
I would say that, but I'm just lurking.
Man, when it comes to letting known your insecurities you guys sure are loudly about it.
>>10268068
>>10268187
Go for it, I'm gonna go run for a hour.
>>10267909
Don't assume my reasons to host.
>>10268250
>Not the first post from this IP
k
>>10268189
I added you.
>>10268272
extension?
>>10268272
see
>>10266154
>>10267340
>>10268258
>bails out when nobody wants him to host
lmao bye
>>10268314
He never said he was hosting, retard.