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You all look a little stressed. A little trip will get you happy again.
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>>10251655
I'm gonna make a handbag out of you later. But now, it's time to sit down and enjoy the quiet.
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>>10251655
>Hanekawa quickly becomes food for the sharks.
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>>10251609
Looks likes Ranma's not only the Master of Martial Arts.
Welcome to my Harem young boy.
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>>10251655
At first I really didn't like being pushed on board this boat for no reason, but it's actually nice here. There's room service and everything.
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>>10251655
All good times need to come to an end. Really stinks that the trip doesn't give you any hotels or anything. But that won't stop you guys.
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>>10251709
I'm on a strict diet, but I can be flexible every now and then.
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>>10251655
I've been needing to unwind. Drinking all day can get tiresome.
>>10251709
So what are we looking for exactly? And when do I get paid?
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>>10251609
You can do all the heavy lifting, big guy. I'm gonna chill.
>The skeleton grabs a chair and kicks back, sipping on a glass of milk as Ridley does all the work.
>>10251655
Great. A frickin' luxury cruise and for SOME REASON, I get the idea that I have to escape it. Why?! It's a frickin' LUXURY CRUISE.
>The skeleton glances as Tsubasa.
I blame this on you. You're the one that planted this dumbass idea in my head.
>>10251664
That just makes you an outlier, Karen. A freak. Everybody feels unhappy sometimes, and you know why? Because it's natural for everything to feel a little down every now and then. You have a completely unrealistic outlook on life and that's what's going to be your downfall. I really can't wait until I introduce you to what the real world's like.
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Animals in the wild will kill the offspring of another male and fuck the female so they can have their own babies. The male's cock is shaped the scrape out the semen of other males. Alpha as fuck unlike SOME cucks that would go for a hot chick at the price of raising her kids that don't even belong to you because you want that pUsi so bad. Cuckhold as fuck brah. Why don't you just find another girl without a fucked up belly button instead of living with the fact that the bitch only lives with you because you support her and not because she actually doesn't think about the real father while she lets you dry hump her foot in bed?
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>>10251513
>Taranee tries to walk out of the building, seeing as how clubbing really isn't her thing.
>Her glasses fall as she makes her way to the exit.
Dang it, my glasses.
>>10251609
This is nice, i probably should have brought my camera with me
>>10251655
>Taranee, realizing that she made a mistake by accidentally insulting the cook's food, thinks with her last breath
Well...t-this is a rather shocking downfall.
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>>10251709
That trip worked wonders on you all. You barely moved a muscle since yesterday.
The news has been slow as well. Maybe something will happen tonight.
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Just out of curiosity \, are there any Im@s avas?
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>>10251733
>big guy
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no one cares fag
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>>10251783
>lm@s
is this a new way to spell lmao? i like it
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>>10251802
Idol Masters
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>>10251767
Uh...I think this is yours, momma.
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>>10251783
I think that oc blue haired girl that thirsts after anime girls and rapes them uses images of a girl from that series.
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>>10251767
Okay, party's over when the cops come and boy are there some tonight.
She must have really been hating those newspaper so she wanted to make some news herself.
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>>10251802
I've seen it quite a lot, so I assumed that was the official shorthand
>>10251819
>thirsts after anime girls
there's more than just Awawawa?
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>>10251833
yes
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>>10251828
This is what I get for staying up till 2 AM in the morning doing stupid shit.
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>>10251767
Could I get my clothes back? Preferably before you fo anything to them?
>>10251817
Too late it seems. You're paying for a new set.
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>>10251828
Now I'm a police officer? The tides have turned.
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>>10251828
Never cross the Ink Boss
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>>10251845
It seems I have run out of cash. But there are plenty of ways I can pay you back, momma.
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>>10251849
>>10251855
i ship it
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>>10251828
No one ever eats at these things anymore.
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>>10251869
I would but im already shipped to Expand Dong
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>>10251872
Never going to the feast has worked so far, so I'll keep it that way.
>>10251887
Wait a sec, I already married Expand Dong.
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>>10251887
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>>10251872
Maybe I should use a different taxi service from now on...
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>>10251733
I don't think so, Mr.Bones. I'm not an outlier. My hands and feet are on the ground. I know everything that there's to know about the real world. The world isn't a jar of mango jelly but guesso what?! I'm going to make it a jar of mango jelly. It only needs a little push. Maybe some bones. For that I need to kick your ass and get the ingredient I need.
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>>10251285
Wow. Didn't think you are that young. As for your plan...
>She lowers her glasses, three eyes staring back at the mad skeleton.
...That won't be working for a lot of reasons.
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>>10251864
You can go earn some real quick. Or you can pay in blood. Either one works for me. Otherwise you have nothing of value to me.
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>>10251899
its not like we cant share.
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>>10251872
Come on. I doubt it was THAT bad.
He's a biiiiiiig one mom. Hope you can handle him.
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>>10251918
>i sleep
>thank for host
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>>10251935
good bed based birb
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>>10251915
Naw, Grey doesn't share, you can have him though, you're lucky I'm not into D O N G S
>>10251918
Damnit, all I was doing was playing some sick riffs.
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>>10251935
gn stay fresh
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>>10251935
Later 3D
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>>10251961
So is this OOC cancer Inkling 2.0?
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>>10251935
No prob. Take it easy.
>>10251918
The ink boss really made a name for herself with the cops looking for her now.
Everyone else is living a mundane one. At least as mundane a street race with a car get.
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>>10251980
It can't be ooc Stay Fresh is a line they always say in the games
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>>10251980
im not sure what your talking about.
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>>10251790
yes
>>10251908
Let's list all the things wrong with what you just said. First of all, you're an outlier. Second of all, you know very little of what there is to know about the real world. Third of all, your metaphors are shit and therefore wrong. Fourth of all, the last time you tried kicking my ass you ended up hurting yourself more than you hurt me. So...yeah, basically, you suck.
>The skeleton shrugs.
It's simple facts.
>>10251909
Why, because you're a triclops? Even with those three eyes you're incredibly shortsighted. This world is populated with skeletons and they're all gonna be under my control! One day I'll be ruling over this world with a bony fist, and nobody will stop me. You can try, but I'm kind of immortal. So...tough luck!
>>10251935
goodnight die and become skeleton
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>>10251992
Yes, but I don't remember them marrying memes.
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>>10251980
>m-muh ooc
pls
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>>10252002
Marrying memes?
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>>10251981
Prob going to be skipping any more peace. Don't want to keep you waiting for what could be next.
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>>10252020
>>10251887
Think he meant shipping with.
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>>10251998
No bonehead. There's so many things that can and will go wrong. Like, why they should listen to you. You don't exactly look like a leader.
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>>10252034
>>10251980
>>10252002
>arguing over non-RP comments made by a fictional character.
Get a life please.
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>>10252027
The one time Mummy cop takes a break is when it all breaks loose. The shoot out isn't where someone died though.
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>>.10252060
Marie truly is best Squid Sister
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>>10252048
The best way to formulate a plan is one step at a time, that way I don't have to work as hard. I've envisioned this scenario a billion times over in my head and I always win in the end, so I'm pretty sure it's all gonna be OK. They'll listen to me because I'll offer them milk, or maybe study Necromancy so I can learn how to wipe their minds and turn them into slaves. Either way works!
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>>10252060
This is HG. We'll argue over anything.
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>>10252034
I don't remember Shorty marrying Cirno or Hoshi marrying Shion either
It doesn't matter with ships, just have fun
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>>10252079
>>10252060
Did not mean to passive aggressive post
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>>10252002
Marie is already sorta becoming a meme herself.
at least on funnyjunk and those other shit apps kids use.
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>would Kung Fuhrer still happen to be lurking about?
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>>10252063
Is that the fog that turns you inside out? Heard about that a long time ago.
The crazy taxi only has one kind of stop and I don't think the driver likes it.
The final three ladies and gents. Time to jinx pr cheer is now.
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>>10252102
I'm here.
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>>10252095
Those were all retarded as well. They never should have happened.
>>10252100
So cancer. Got it.
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>>10252114
Go Marie!
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>>10251998
Don't mention our last fight, it's embarrassing for you because I won very easy. After a hard fought battle that ended with me on top, standing like a bird about to fly, I won. You really don't want to let others know about what happened. But if you think about it for a moment... You do, right? Because you want to find help to deal with me.
>Karen nods a couple of times and shoots another smile, wider than before.
See? I don't suck at all. Justice doesn't suck. I am Justice itself so I can't suck. I always win because the good guys are always right.
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>>10252114
I think i technically have to root for Ink Boss......
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>>10252114
Cheerin' for the broad remainin'. Which one? Hah hah, any of 'em!
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>>10252114
Know I said I would skip this but I found it funny. Slow news all around. Gonna post the next one real quick.
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>>10252162
Let's just say that the jinx is real strong tonight. Any other takers?
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>>10252172
Voting for the pokemon chick because she's the only one I know
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>>10252172
thats what i get....
I really should keep Vaders Luck in check.
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>>10252114
How very annoying.
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>>10252172
I vote for Ibara
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>>10252172
You know what? You guys shouldn't ever bet.
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>>10252154
This is the face Karen makes when she's in bed with me.
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>>10252231
Based Ibara
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>>10252231
And the winner is...
Ibara! Not much is known about this quiet girl, but she knows how to get things done.
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>>10252139
>well, this is awkward. Actually went ahead and made a win card for you, but I can't post it to 4chan.
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>>10252246
You dont know how sad I feel seeing Garnet in last place.
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>>10252172
>>10252155
>>10252143
>>10252245
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>>10252248
Why not? If it's too big, just post an imgur link or something
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>>10252253
A little birdie told me someone keeps track of these.
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>>10252253
Thanks a bunch!
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>>10252246
>>10252253
Thank you for this opportunity, host.
I apologize for my silence during the match.
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>>10252253
>>10252246
>>10252231
Congrats. I guess ill see you all at the next Splatfest
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>>10252246
Well that certainly was entertaining.
>grats Ibara. Thanks for hosting.
>>10252248
>did you make sure you saved it as the right file type?
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>>10252154
Stop changing the story, I'm not at all embarrassed at what happened. I look back fondly on those events and wish I could re-live then, only so I can hear you scream "NO!" again and again and again.
>The Earth begins to tremble as a small hole tears itself open, big enough for the skeleton to fit into.
And I'm very sick of having to go over that so I'm gonna leave. Peace.
>The skeleton flips Karen the peace sign before jumping in the hole. It doesn't close though as the hole soon spits out the same skeleton, except he's now wearing a suit. Putting on his "David" persona, the skeleton turns to face Karen and puts on a fancy, refined voice.
Goodness me! I wasn't expecting to see you around here, Karen. Have you seen Craig?
>>10252268
Yeah, thanks for hosting triclops. Congrats I guess.
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>>10252253
Congrats to Ibara and thanks for hosting.
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>>10252246
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
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>>10252266
>think it's the file itself. It's an .xcf
>>10252285
>is there way to do that? Made the whole thing in gimp if that helps
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>>10252257
>meme pics
>randomly named/default named ava pics so I can't filter
>"RP" is either non-existent or worse than a 1 liner
You gotta improve quickly if you wanna be well-liked here
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>>10252310
I don't think I've ever seen that extension before? What did you use to make it?
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>>10252246
The Foster wins no matter what! The other bird may 'ave been more'a my cup of tea, but it's still the mutt's nuts either way.
>>10252253
Three cheers for a good game, love, even if a lil' ol' coin took my head clean off. Can't say I've had that happen before. Much rather been buried in dosh, but I'm easy.
Bit late, innit? Time for a bit of shut-eye. Cheerio, you mangy lot. Don't bust open some heads without me.
>How's Foster so far, by the way? Tonight was essentially a test run if I should keep him as a permanent ava.
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>>10252319
>Made the whole thing in gimp if that helps
Hi I can't read
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>>10252310
>Save it as a PNG
>Also, Why don't you just pirate photoshop? It's simpler to use than gimp
>>10252253
>>10252268
C-Congrats to the winner, and thanks for h-hosting.
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>>10252310
>make sure it's on .png for file type when you save as.
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>>10252318
You're a life saver.
>>10252139
Here take the basic ass wincard
>why the two fate girls
they were close together in google images and i thought it would be funny
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>>10252336
>>10252326
>>10252308
>>10252305
>>10252300
>>10252285
>>10252281
>>10252280
>>10252276
No prob everyone! Glad you enjoyed. If you need me, I will be staring at a blank wall for a few hours.
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>>10252374
amazing. thanks m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIaSg6nUhhI
>yfw this opening is about as old as many of you were when you first saw it (13)
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>>10252237
>Karen glances at the man from the corner of her eye and assumes he's joking.
>>10252300
>She can't do anything as the hole opens in the space between them. As he's talking about him leaving, Karen leans forward enough to see if the hole has anything down there. In a second, her life flashes on her eyes. From the time she was just a baby to the point she's right now, standing in front of a talking skeleton who wants to rule over everyone and use them as a farm. She snaps out of it and looks up at him once again, rubbing the back of her head and sweating a little.
F-fancy hole you have there. See you later, Mr.Bones.
>When she's about to leave after he jumps in, the girl's ears caught a set of bones, rattling once again. For her surprise it was David, standing right there.
Oh, hello, David. Crago just went through this hole.
>She stretches her arm and points at the hole with an innocent expression on her face.
I don't know where he is now but... I guess he went to sleep. Skeletons need to recharge, right?
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>>10252386
Thanks for the game based Garnet!
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>>10252403
Haven't seen it, never will.
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>>10252403
When did that air? I never watched Narutard.
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>>10252429
Going by the logos (TV Tokyo 40th at the end), around 2004 or so
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my name is jake. I can't tell you my real name, because I'm the leader of a special group of kids... we're called the Animorphs. Because we morph into animals and fight aliens.
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>>10252336
>because there's a hundred Photoshop cracks on the web and I don't know which one will fuck up my computer
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>>10252440
Which means I was 16 when it aired.
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>>10252403
>700 episodes of naruto (from what i recall) not counting the boruto spinoff
holy fucking jesus i haven't even watched any naruto but if it did then it would take me six months
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>>10252404
I'm not afraid to let our guests know what happens in the confines of my bedroom, my little busy bee.
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>>10252403
Sasuke Retrieval Arc is my all time favorite arc
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>>10252444
Is that a TV show? I'd watch it. Do they transform into poweranimporhrangers?
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>>10252404
Ah, that's a good assumption but I doubt that's the case. It's rather early back home, I don't imagine he's the type to sleep so early.
>"David" has a troubled look on his skull, tapping his foot against the ground as he leans in to take a look into the hole.
I imagine he could be anywhere by now. Ah, to think I missed him by just a hair. How vexing.
>>10252444
>I remember some of the kids in this meeting bad ends, but that's about it
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>>10252444
>Holy fuck! I remember reading those. Do they even still make them?
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>>10252486
>>10252495
>>10252504
'god, please don't do this,' i begged on my knees. Visser Three had all of my loved ones hanging from his claws in his multi-armed alien morph and was slowly squeezing the life out of them. 'you must either choose them, jake, or the rest of your planet.' i couldn't take it. i started to morph into a cockroach.
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>>10252403
Code Lyoko circlejerk when
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>>10252481
I clearly remember fucking loving that shit back when it was airing on leaf TV, when it still had anime of any kind
>>10252514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkDdEjsJC8
Go for it
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>>10252088
Hmm.
>Sliding her glasses back up, she puts a finger on both sides of her head. Deeply concentrating on something, she fails to make a noise and sound.
Sorry pal, but that ain't gonna work. In fact nothing will. May as well stop before you only become a head.
>>10252280
It's cool to me. Hope you enjoy.
>>10252326
>Haven't seen much but I do like what I did. Really like it when you can hear the accent.
>>10252413
Oh stop, you'll make me blush! I mean it's true but still.
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>>10252514
Fuckin hated that show. Better question is, Reboot circlejerk when?
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>>10252525
you asked fo' it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqCi9LNRTtg
Beast Wars circlejerk when?
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the naruto dub fucking sucked (as did any dub pre-2010)
okay don't throw pitchforks you know i'm fucking right
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>>10252539
BELIEVE IT!
No fucking shit it was dogshit. Barely a step above early Houe of the Dead ("Our new ruler, The Emperor!")
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>>10252539
I found the pre-2000 dubs to be better for animes. They were less cringing. Oddly enough, Cowboy Beebop was one of the rare ones where the dub fit better than the origional nip cast.
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>>10252509
>Ya that sounds about right
>>10252519
I'm not going to take advice from a stranger, sorry. Even if I do end up becoming just a head there's still a lot I can do - but, of course, it won't ever reach that state. I've got all the time in the universe to get my plan going, and ya know? Given infinite time, anything can happen.
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>>10252578
>He has to desperately go down naming the list of "saving face for dubs" animes when dubs are shit in general.
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>>10252474
Uhmm...?
>Karen stops for a moment, thinking about what he just said.
I don't remember visiting your house at any point. You must be mistaking me with someone else.
>>10252495
You were looking for him? I can pass him a message if you really need to get it across. I talk with him almost every day. Unless he's washing his bones with the drool of dogs.
>She covers her mouth with one hand and softly giggles.
How are you, David? I see you have a clean suit ready for an occasion. Are you going to a party?
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>>10252444
>>10252495
>>10252504
>>10252509
>>10252514
>>10252518
>>10252525
>>10252534
>>10252539
>>10252569
>>10252578
Found the grandpas. Shouldn't you old faggots be watching Jag right now?
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>>10252539
Ehhh, I wouldn't say that. Trigun and Bepbop existed. And I honestly really liked Ranma's voice acting, although that took a while to actually get tolerable, but it's neat hearing the actors get into the roles.
Like, it went from shit to passable around episode twenty something. Or that might just be bias because I grew up with it. The only real weak VA was whoever voiced Akane, but even they got a little better.
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>>10252594
as i felt my own brain slither down my throat and into my torso to reform into my digestive system, my bones also began to dissolve into dust inside my skin. my eyes shrunk back into my skull and i could see into eternity- i could see my own mind, taken over by the yeerk. i had already taken my last breath as a free creature, now i saw my last vision as a being of this dimension. suddenly, i was gone. and my parents would never even know i had died. was saving the world worth this? i wondered, if anyone on this planet could be forced to prioritize one life over another, what choice would they make? how can any decision be right, or wrong? i closed my mind off, and fell into eternal sleep, my last echoes of thought being of how humanity continued to live on, but not truly alive.
>>10252655
fuck off whippersnapper i eat bitches like you for breakfast
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>>10252655
The fuck is Jag? I'm an old fuck, so it's probably up my alley
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>>10252594
That's a good attitude to have. Just saying from my visions that it's not looking good for you. Do what ya want. I'm kinda busy at the moment. Later.
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>>10252642
>>10252474
FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>10252640
>the list of saving face
All I said was that pre-2000 dubs were the least cringing. Unlike current dubs with no emotion, trying to use japanese terms like senpai, and rarely fitting voices for the char.
Aside from like 2 animes I have seen, Subbed will always be better than dubbed.
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>>10252706
The my hero academia dub is good.
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>>10252706
all according to keikaku
*keikaku means plan
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>>10252684
Think Law and Order, only military cases.
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>>10252695
>Adds this to her database of insults before patting anon on the head
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>>10252717
My last statement only listed those two because I couldn't remember any others like Trigun untill just now. Have not seen dubbed hero anime so I can't comment on it.
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>>10252642
>The skeleton giggles alongside Karen, doing his best to sell the act. He's pretty good at pretending to be another person.
Ah, that's fine Karen. I was hoping to catch him in the moment, but it seems he has eluded me once again.
>The skeleton sighs, feigning frustration at his situation, pretending to be upset that he can't catch himself.
Party? No, I just always like to dress my best. It seems such a waste to save such fine attire only for parties, especially when I'm not invited to that many.
>>10252655
>I'm not even in my 20s yet fella
>>10252675
>I remember it being weird as shit but I definitely don't remember it being THAT strange. Jeez.
>>10252687
What? You can't just drop something like "visions" on a skeleton and expect to leave just like that! I want you to elaborate right now!
>The skeleton growls.
Actually, whatever. Whenever you're available is fine. I don't care.
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Rate hosts
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>>10252751
>Catalog
'hey, bro, wanna go to mc d's and grab some fries?' marco asked, riding by on his skateboard. 'yeah, that'd be totally radical!' i answered, whipping out my own razor scooter. as i pulled a nasty kickflip, i felt eyes watching me. turning around, i saw my own dog, and thought of the horrible truth only i knew. we went to the mall to get big macs. it was a good day to not be dead.
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>>10252655
I'm only just able to drink my dude. Underageb&s need to leave
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>>10252769
>I'm only just able to drink my dude.
Yosuke? Is that you?
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>>10252783
Nah, I'm from a civilized nation without hoards of poisonous beasts ready to kill you at a moment's notice
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Rate nufags
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>>10252751
Woo... But it sounds very pricey. If you're going to wear your best clothes all the time then it means they're going to get dirty and they're going to wear down more easily, right? I don't really care all that much about clothes, honestly. I just wear the most efficient clothes I can find.
>She walks a bit closer to david, avoiding the god knows how deep hole.
Like I said, I can get the message across but if you want to catch him while he's here, you can give me your number.
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>>10252810
All cancer and need to kill themselves
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>>10252810
You forgot the chart
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>>10252815
i notice there has been a new addition
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>>10252828
A new addition who has, as a few days ago, left
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>>10252815
Who's the blonde girl on the bottom right?
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>>10252835
And who is that? Cause the only new adition I see is Marissa. And they were on earlier.
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>>10252840
Froze
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>>10252815
Karen is a oldfag confirmed
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>>10252828
added Marisa, but I'm still not sure about Araragi
>>10252840
Froze
>>10252846
Still not sure about Karen being the old Karen
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>>10252843
Wait, Marisa's back? Holy shit yes
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>>10252851
She's the old Karen.
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When hosting, how do I change the background like I've seen some people do?
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>>10252760
>This series was much darker then you'd expect from those goofy fucking covers on the front
>>10252811
I have a whole selection of suits within my wardrobe. I've learned how to pinch my pennies in the many years I've spent undead, it's fine.
>The skeleton slips his hand into his front pocket and pulls out a small notepad, along with a pen.
It's always good to have these handy! Allow me to just scribble down my number...
>The skeleton writes his phone number on a page and tears it from the notebook, handing it to Karen.
There you are! Just ring that whenever Craig's around and I'll pick it up.
>It is the skeleton's real mobile phone number and not a ruse.
>>10252815
Look at us all, like one big happy...group of people. Not a family, of course. Just a big group of people.
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>>10252870
There's an userstyle for it but I don't have it bookmarked
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>>10252870
Here you go.
https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
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>>10252870
Carefully
~spoilerz~ you use Stylish and the HG customizer ~\spoilerz~
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>>10252883
>>10252891
>>10252900
Thank you! Now I can finally host a game like the real hosts
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>>10252858
New Karen is Ochako
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>>10252922
>Real host
This is going to trigger some autist, I know it
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>>10252858
I checked with Old Ragi, it's not him
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>>10252875
>She waits for him to scribble dow his number on the small notepad and grabs it, glacing at the number on it.
Aaalright! I'll call you whenever I see Crago again then. This will be really handy, for you of course.
>Karen tries to slip the piece of paper in her pockets but then remembers that the clothes she's wearing right now don't have any. So, all she does is roll it up a bit and pinch it along her hairclip.
Problem solved! If you need anything else, I'm here! As an ally of Justice it is my duty to help others and I'd totally help you, David. Unlike Mr.Bones.
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>>10252922
If I had to choose one I would prefer good-written events instead of fancy backgrounds
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>>10252932
All the big name hosts do it, and some anon filler host got shit for not doing it last night. I just want to cover my bases
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>>10252922
>>10252932
>breaths in
REAL HOSTS?
YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS {OLDFAG HOST} YOU CANCER, GIVE UP NOW SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHITTY """"""GAMES"""""""
okay but seriously though go for it, you'll get better with time
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>>10252958
That's a good thing, it's just people like to eat their own nuts over people having standards, that's all.
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>>10252949
heh, "good-written?" you wouldn't know "good-written" if it smacked you in the balls, kid
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>>10252961
this but unironically lol
every single newfag legitimately needs to kill themselves. The oldfags know what they're doing and do it best
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Rimjob is the best fetish
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>>10252984
I am contacting the FBI
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>>10252984
That's not an in hole, that's an out hole you pedo fuck
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>>10252946
It's excellent to hear that, Karen. We can consider this a partnership of sorts. I'm sure it'll be a pleasure helping you.
>The skeleton extends his hand to Karen, offering her a handshake.
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>>10252984
>wanting to suck the place where shit comes from
i don't give a single fuck if it was cleaned beforehand that is just plain fucking disgusting
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Hypnosis is the best fetish
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>>10252997
Fine, more anime girl asshole for me.
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>>10252984
Fuck off Ramsay
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>>10252922
Backgrounds are not required. They do add a nice touch though. I choose to not use them so My image size is smaller for the mobile posters and people with shit internet.
Either way, someone will bitch about it no matter what you do. Just ignore them and keep doing what makes you happy.
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Aussa, please, just kill yourself already.
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>>10253008
Which anime girl objectively has the best ass, Hoshi?
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>>10252996
>Ash sneaks up behind Craig and grabs his skull off, he then proceeds to get on one knee
Alas poor Yorik, I knew him Horatio!
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Fat is the best fetish
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>>10253022
Putting me on the fucking spot there, aren't you? Do you want to start a fucking war?
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>>10253011
Not him, but another newfag host here. it really impacts image size that much? Good to know, thanks for the heads up!
>>10253033
A touch of Thicc is ok, but that mosterously thicc is disgusting
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>>10253033
Delet this, now!
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>>10252996
'Kaay! Consider this...
>Karen raises her hand with enthusiasm, opening her palm and quickly lowering it to level hers with the skeletic hand of David.
...A partnership!
>Then she closes her hand around his to proceed with the handshake but she uses a lot more strength than she intended. If the skeleton happened to feel pain this would be a bad moment but he's dead. In her mind, both of her hands are lighting up with a flame of a new formed relationship between Justice and David the skeleton.
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>>10253038
Not at all. I just want to find out what your tastes are like. You seem like a man that is a connoisseur of the female anime buttocks.
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>>10253038
someone post that picture where someone rated the K-On! girls' asses
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>>10253043
It depends on the image used, and format you save the slides in.
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>>10253030
can i fuck ivan
>haru
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>>10253043
>>10253045
Let it be known that I am not kind to those who play anime girls
Should you piss me off I shall post one of your ava, and by God, it will be so thicc you won't be able to tell flesh from fat
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>>10253065
No you cannot
>Ash (Not Ash)
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>>10253074
it is i cirno/junko/karen
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>>10253062
I use fireshot to cap from chrome. I'm honestly not sure what I'd do for a background truth be told. I've done three games total and have about that many wincard templates, so I'm totally new when it comes to a consistent design theme
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>>10252929
Ochako's RP is more simplistic. Karen is obviously way better.
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>>10253030
>As Ash pops his head off of his shoulders, the rest of his skeleton falls to the floor.
>"Oh great, it's this asshole. I'm gonna trick him too. It'll be fun."
Excuse me, but I would appreciate it if you were to return my head to its rightful place. I'm sure Craig enjoys being manhandled like this but I assure you, I do not.
>Says Craig, pretending to be another skeleton.
>>10253056
>In Craig's own mind, he's considering turning his hand into steel and crushing the bones in Karen's hand. Eventually he decides to keep up the ruse. Why? Because it's funny, and something might come out of it.
Yes! A partnership! Honestly, Craig and I haven't been on good terms lately. He's taken to sneaking into my house and stealing the milk from my fridge; his bones need to be rehabilitated.
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>>10253074
But I'm not an anime girl!
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>>10253091
Is this a meme I missed out on? Am I retarded? Or is this just a nasty case of Poe's Law.
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>>10253057
>>10253058
The best ass is... Uh...
>The legion of anime girls and asses swirl around in Hoshi's Star head like a galaxy on fast forward
>He's getting a chub while shaking in fear of the shitstorm he might cause with his opinion
>He finally thinks of an ass that takes up the entire screen of his mental movie theater
>However, as he stammers, he realizes that he's choked, he realizes that he's fucked it all up again.
>Butt it's too late
>The words were already leaving his mouth
W-Widowmaker...
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>>10253065
The question isn't if you can, it's if you really want to. I mean no self respecting person would do that my little imposter friend.
>>10253092
Shh! Be quiet! The play hasn't finished yet!
Ahem...
A fellow of infinite jest of most excellent fancy...
>Ash proceeded to play with the skull as if it were a haky sak.
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>>10253074
A man of my own heart
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>>10253121
>Widowmaker
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>>10253121
>overmeme
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>>10253121
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>>10253084
>rubs hands
here we go
Do I post them all or just the one
>>10253098
Dare you challenge my temper? By God, I care not which land you hail from, I shall throw my wrath down upon you like I have done to many others.
>>10253130
>sweats
A man of culture, I see
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>>10253092
>She stops the handshake after a good couple of seconds to seal the deal of the partnership between the two. Her hand returns to her hip, standing like a Hero, in her point of her at least.
Sou ka, sou ka... Then Skeletons need milk to rehabilitate their bones. I might need to cut Mr.Bones milk supply but that's a topic for another day. If he has been stealing all of your milk, I can help you. As a new partner of Karen~da ally of Justice and future villain exterminator, you have the right to drink the milk I have over in my house. Though I 'm not sure how Nii-chan would react if I tell him I want to invite a talking skeleton into our house. Still, I can get you te milk some other time. Mr.Bones will pay for stealing your delicious, nutritious milk.
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>>10253125
>The skull is bounced from foot to foot, trying to word in the occasional protest between each bounce.
Good sir, I-
>bounce
would really app-
>bounce
reciate i-
>The skull is bounced again, although this time stops speaking to bite down on Ash's foot.
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>>10253131
>>10253137
>>10253139
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>>10253148
Spreading false images of me around will do nothing. Give it your best shot, fatman!
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>>10253131
>>10253137
>>10253139
Gotta love it.
Widowmaker's ass is really the only ass I think about actively.
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>>10253154
>"Ah Karen, I have you so completely fooled. You are such a dunce, although I can't really blame you. I'm a great actor, after all."
Ah, the offer is greatly appreciated but I insist that you do not. I don't like feeling like I'm indebted to anybody, it leaves a bad taste on my bones.
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>>10253119
You are retarded.
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>>10253161
>>10253168
>Hoshi has good taste in video game ass
I approve of this development.
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im going to make gaem and none of you masons wil sotp me at all haaaaaaaaahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaaaaahgahahaaahaahaaagagaagahahhahaaaaaaaa
a
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>>10253176
Ok, good to know.
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>>10253182
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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>>10253148
Yes, my siccness for the thiccness knows no bounds! I don't even care that we don't have an Awoo, I'll post more of her
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soz im durnk and that was alie
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>>10253155
Hey! Hey! Those are expensive designer shoes, get your mouth of of them.
>Ash shakes his leg, trying to get the skull to let go, all while hopping on one foot, he eventually loses balance and falls on his behind.
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Can you feel that?
Ah, shit
Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me
(Will you give in to me?)
Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes (oh no)
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me
[Chorus:]
Get up, come on get down with the sickness [x3]
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Get up, come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift, that has been given to me
I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
Don't try to deny what you feel
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems that all that was good has died
And is decaying in me
(Will you give in to me?)
It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes
Living with these changes (oh no)
The world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon in me
[Chorus]
(And when I dream) [x4]
No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch
Why don't you,
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die
[Chorus (last line changed to "Madness has now come over me")]
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>>10253167
Fatman? You truly are ignorant. Granted, I probably wouldn't give a shit if someone posted fat fetish art of me but you're really pushing it. Have at ye!
One question. Is lewds/porn allowed?
>>10253194
By Jove, have I found another one of my kind? This is a pleasing development, I would like to see more
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>>10253196
>The skull rolls up Ash's chest, staring him dead in the eyes.
I was gonna do this thing where I pretend to be another skeleton, but...now I just wanna bite your nose!
>The skull leaps at Ash's face, his jaws teeth clamping down on Ash's nose.
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>>10253210
My god, I believe you have! I can tell you are a man of ... rather expansive tastes, so here you go my good sir
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I plan on using my new code during sekrit ava weekend. How about you guys?
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>>10253194
>>10253226
>>10253210
F A T T Y
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>>10253228
Nah, I'll just use my same old stuff
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>>10253228
My code is still in pre-alpha stages, but it should be at a presentable state by then
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>>10253173
But it really is nothing, I can give you milk and you won't owe me a single cent. That's how partnership works, right? All I want is... Juicy information about Mr.Bones. Where he lives, how does he sleep, what he does to do in his free time. His fears. Phobias.... Everything.
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>>10253215
Hey what the-
>Ash scrambles to stand up and tries to pry the skull off him
You sick demented bag of bones, what's wrong with you, get off, GET OFF!
>He eventually prys the skull off his face and throws it at the pile of bones that is his body.
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>>10253210
Is that the best you can do? I've seen crayon drawings by Cirno that were better.
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> Making winscreens
> Realize most are rare fillers that probably don't even know they've won
> Making stuff for people that'll never be there to claim it
Gotta love this job.
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>>10253226
By the stars of Heaven, this is amazing! Never before I have expected to see anyone like you around here. This is the best quality I've ever seen
>>10253231
Yes, thiccness is basically fat lite, we know this.
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>>10253258
Eh, more experience in [your image editing software of choice] if nothing else. On that note, are we in need of a host?
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>>10253257
Alright, these two might not look the best, but they're "appropriate" for this discussion.
I have six more left to go. Are you ready?
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>>10253257
>>10253273
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>>10253242
>I can give you milk
holy shiet my boner is strong like bull
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>>10253271
Yes. If it's not any trouble for you.
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>>10253271
A host would be appreciated.
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(I have to go for about 20 minutes. If any of ya want to go to bed or do something else, go ahead.)
>>10253242
Juicy information? I have that in plenty, my brilliant partner! He lives in a box underneath a bridge somewhere within Melbourne, Australia. He recently acquired a CD on lucid dreaming, so I think he's looking to learn how to do that. His fears? Ghosts, although it seems he is slowly overcoming that fear.
Anymore questions, my dear?
>>10253250
>The skeleton's body quickly rebuilds itself, a whirlwind of bones flying around as the skeleton reassembles through magical means.
>As he reassembles, he looks at Ash with a wide smile on his face.
Hopefully that'll make you reconsider ever doing something like that again, huh?
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Alright, here we go!
The following game is dedicated to America Day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk
A M E R I C A F U C K Y E A H
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>>10253311
Puru Eight
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DAME DAME
DAMEYO DAMENANOYO
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>>10253273
>>10253280
>he doesn't know the horrors I have already witnessed just ftom browsing pics for the deviantart games.
Give me your best shot right now. All or nothing!
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>>10253311
Ranma Saotome
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>>10253311
Jill Stingray
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>>10253311
Seiga Kaku
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>>10253311
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>10253311
Gascoigne
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>>10253311
Alfred Jones
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>>10253311
Youmu Konpaku
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>>10253311
Literally me
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>>10253311
Ash Crimson
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>>10253311
A guy
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>>10253311
Guzma
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>>10253311
Mikun
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>>10253318
Fine. Here's the first one, and with a story, too. INCOMING WALL OF TEXT
Despite having just eaten enough for a family of four, Youmu's stomach grumbled again. "Yuyuko-sama... shall I... urp... prepare a third helping?" The formerly lithe gardener rested a hand on her unusually insatiable stomach and frowned. If this continued, she really might have to give up her training; it was already impossible to move with anything resembling haste anymore, and her ability to even swing a sword was rapidly diminishing...
For her part, Yuyuko smiled mischievously. This plan of hers to wheedle more snacks and bigger meals out of her servant by cursing her with an appetite to rival the gluttonous ghost princess's own was paying off in spades (and poundage for both parties concerned.) "Yes, my dear Youmu, please do. There's still a little time before our post-lunch snacking~"
It wouldn't be long now until the hapless half-ghost would give up any idea of incident-solving, or any activity not wholly devoted to indulging their unrelenting hunger. All according to plan...
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>>10253311
Araragi Karen
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>>10253311
Lana's mother
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>>10253311
Eggman-kun
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>>10253311
Grey Fifty-Nine
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>>10253311
Micolash
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>>10253309
I have half a mind to cremate you right now! I was just having fun and you had to go ruin it!
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>>10253311
Yumeko Jabami
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>>10253311
Cobra
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>>10253353
>You sorta fixed it mate. But thanks.
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>>10253343
Hmm? Sorry, I must have gotten bored and fell asleep.
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>>10253361
I MADE IT BETTER
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>>10253311
Turaga Whenua
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>>10253373
>And better it is. Again, thanks.
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>>10253309
>Karen makes mental notes of the new information found about Mr.Bones. Sure she can use it in one way or another to defeat him or at least annoy him a little like the buzzing bee she is.
Sou ka... Right now I can't think of any information I would want or need about Mr.Bones but I'll let you know as soon as I have an idea. It was easy, right? Now all I have to do is get the milk from my fridge and give it to you but... Like I said, I'm not sure how Nii-chan would react to a talking skeleton standing in front of our house or even inside. Tsukihi won't be happy either. That means is... PLAAAN TIMEE!
>She stomps the floor, on a button that wasn't there before and a blackboard emerges from the ground.
>Dontto worro, see you in a bit or tomorrow.
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>>10253367
Quit it, I know this is bothering you in one way or another. There's a story to this and a few more that follow but I cannot be fucked to spam the threads so I'll put the link instead.
jakbenimbel deviantart com/art/ College-Youmu-The-Date-Went-Badly-608697183
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>>10253388
Ther's also my personal fav
http://tintrue.deviantart.com/art/Swordswoman-Gardener-Chef-Part-1-577119403
http://tintrue.deviantart.com/art/Swordswoman-Gardener-Chef-Part-2-608473607
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My god give the poor guy two more
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>>10253388
Got any thicc Ahri?
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>>10253384
Can you stop writing a lot, please? You don't need to write that much in order to RP
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>>10253324
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/1c/67/1c67bdd84f380a60973cb7a663469ebc.png?5929355
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/64/25/6425985c6c596ba38c80e2d2d5c32a1f.png?6028146
https://68.media.tumblr.com/d0f2f2501671036431a37073a5a5b390/tumblr_ogx0dspbEm1rvle7co1_1280.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/56696529d7f1cd84c9303093d69d9a4b/tumblr_or8ybrsINK1uafds5o1_r1_1280.jpg
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Just two more and we can finally kill each other for the glory of America
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>>10253419
birb
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>>10253419
Catherine
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>>10253414
Come on man, let the guy do what he pleases
If he likes writing paragraphs let him, and if he wants to do oneliners then let him
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Since this is late night, I am pretty likely to fuck at least something up. Please mercilessly shitpost me if I do
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>>10253430
It's fucking annoying
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And your lovely faces! Take a few moments to swap or whatever
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>>10253418
>And thank you as well.
>>10253442
All systems are looking good to me. Let's roll.
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>>10253443
So instead of hiding the post, you decide to bitch about it in the hope that he might change?
Alright, I guess I can't change your mind, even though it's for a fucking stupid reason
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>>10253443
It's fine for pretty much everyone else, so cool your tits.
And if it bothers you that much? Guess what? They have uniform filenames now! Filter them and they're gone.
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>>10253443
Fuck off sperg
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>>10253443
>He gets trigged by a paragraph
So this.........is the power...........of autism...........whoa......
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>>10253388
>>10253404
This is nothing more than crude images drawn by people with a sad fetish. Going to take more than that to bother me.
>>10253414
>the person is having fun. The person they are RPing with is having fun. Others are enjoying their RP. Why should they stop bevause one guy can't be bothered to read more than 1 line at a time?
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>>10253451
Ready to sortie.
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>>10253442
>>10253451
I'm READY!
>Her flames sparkle from her eyes and they transform into electricity.
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>>10253404
>>10253404
By god, this is amazing. I'm surprised by the amount of 2hu fats that are actually good, if not passable at best.
Danke.
>>10253411
It depends what you mean by thicc. Fat, yes, but not thicc as in bigger hips.
This is probably good for you though.
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>>10253468
Truth be told, I'm only using these since this can get into degenerate shit. By God, once I use up those six images, you will see the true power of thicc.
And autism. Whatever floats your fancy.
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So I already gave the Leaves a bona-fide Christmas in July, why not give the superior nation one too! Here's a traditional American Christmas carol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
as we
START
THE
SHOW
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>>10253499
Why me?
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>>10253499
>Karen jumps into the air and changes to a handstand to run with her legs flailing on top of her, running away from the center of the arena.
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>>10253429
I want to fuck Catherine in her three main holes.
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Is your avian friend really the best business partner?
Ya boi is a super unhealthy mofo, though he does have the right idea
Of course /ourguy/ would win, he's simply the best!
Pls don't think like that, Karen! We all ... well, most of us, care about you!
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>>10253499
>Alfred instantly shoots Ash (despite not holding anything against him). He's a man that really loves cookies, so anyone touching his would be in for a nasty surprise (read: death).
Man, no one touches my chocolate chip cookies and gets away with it! Next time, try not to be so loud when you steal them! And here I thought the French were known for their quick getaways...
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>>10253499
You gotta be kiddin' me...this early? Might as well label myself a disgrace and get it over with.
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>>10253355
Dude, I was having fun too. The bit where you screamed "OW!" was especially fun.
>>10253384
>Craig is delighted to see that his drawing of Death with a boner and a muscular man is still on the blackboard, although he hides that delight from his face.
Alright, how shall we approach this? Although before you answer that, may I inquire as to what those drawings are doing on that board?
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>>10253518
You know how to find me, dear. Ignore these cucks and have a nice night with me. If you are lucky... You might wake up in the morning.
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>>10253497
You do know you're waisting trime trying to gross out an oldfag right? The shit they endured back on /b is much worse than the shit you're posting. And your not goin to top it without risking a ban here.
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>>10253443
The world doesn't revolve around you. Bask in your mediocrity, alone.
>>10253499
And they've got no names to pin that on.
> cackles
>>10253507
Wrong place at the wrong time. Luck of the draw.
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>>10253324
Jill ava when
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Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you were a bit nicer to the fat fetishists. Yeah they're perverting your image, but a simple "no thank you" would have been enough. "Jolly" old Saint Nick was probably offended
I hear the elves make the best liquor in the northern hemisphere. This party is going to be #litt
At least one of you lot gets the meaning of the season. Good on you, Saiga
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>>10253558
What if I don't want to wake up?
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>>10253534
How could we have lost to them? This has to be your fault Seiga.
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>>10253582
I want to try solely because my wrath was tested.
Alright I know it's a futile effort, but I'm doing this for fun at this point, I'm flaccid as fuck right now. And I'm not going to post banworthy stuff even I have my limits
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>>10253599
>I am the ava mate. I just don't feel like rping.
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>>10253552
I'm not your dude! Who taught you manners? All you had to do was shut up for 5 seconds and let me have my fun till I got bored. Instead you went around biting me! Is that how you treat people? I thought you were a skeleton not a zombie. Eugh...I should probably see a doctor after this, who knows what you might be carrying...
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Just some fun in the winter sun for our contestants. Except this perfectly ordinary salaryman. You don't mess with the strange machine man who probably has elemental powers of some kind
FROZEN WAS 4 YEARS AGO JUST LET IT DIE, GOD
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>>10253608
Ya dumb piece of scrap metal! I worked hard to get that tree decorated and stuff! You better fix this mess before I'll make a mess out of ya!
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Alright, we're taking a field trip through this heavily fortified, top secret compound in the arctic. Let's see how well this million dollar idea will go!
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>>10253646
My bones are the purest bones in the entire world, friend. They don't carry diseases. Are you a sociopath by chance? Nobody who has a reasonable mind would think that what you just did is acceptable behaviour. Yeah, there must be something wrong with you.
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>>10253647
>As Guzma and his merry band of christmas tree decorators fix his torn down tree, a tear rolls down his cheeks.
I mean, It's a nice tree and all but it just isn't the same! IT'S NOT THE SAME, MAN!
...Just get it out of my sight. It won't be enough.
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>>10253589
That's just the story of my existence at this rate.
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>>10253642
But
I've seen Jill entries for the last few month and they never were an ava!
It's a nice game.
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>>10253608
That may be, but I'm not one to back down. Besides, I can still find a use for the lump of coal. Like cooking.
>>10253647
See? Worked out just fine in the end.
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>>10253552
Those are Mr.Bone's drawings. This is his dream Hero, the one who will battle him to DEATH and presumably he will win, easy. I left his drawing here because I like the face of the skeleton. PFftft... It makes me laugh sometimes... Alright! Then the plan is easy really... But you need to know what to do. First, we wait for Nii-chan to leave the house. I'll encourage him to visit Hanekawa. Hopefully it will take care of him for a whole day. Second, Tsukihi needs to be distracted and for this I have a perfect idea. You can grab one of your bones and detach it, right? All we need to do is find a dog and then use your bone to lure him into the perimeter of the house. After that, we need to make him bark, really, really loud. It needs to be a cute doggo as well. Bonus points. The final and third part of my plan is to walk in, open the fridge and you can select your favorite milk along the wide variety that we have in our fridge. Easy, right?
>While she's talking, Karen uses the other half of the blackboard who isn't being occupied by anything. She draws the primeter of her house and little dots representing Nii-chan and Nee-chan. Karen erases and redraws the same plan. Even going as far as drawing a little doggy bitting a bone.
AND Just like that! The milk will be ours! The sweet, delicious, uncomparable calcium that only milk can provide! The unlimited source of happiness for our bones, or... Err... Skeletons!
>She seems very excited over nothing and her plan is a bit garbo.
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>>10253671
Oh there's something wrong with me? This...coming from an abomination that insists on biting people! Look in the mirror...
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>>10253685
>Then you my friend, need to look a bit more closely next time around. That, or you need to be here during dead hours since I use her the most then.
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>>10253706
>a bit garbo.
>GARBO
>G A R B O
S T U P I D
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>>10253706
Oh my fucking god. Fuck you
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>>10253714
I'm never here in the dead hours... they're dead because I'm not here...
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>>10253706
>anon bitches about typing too much
>amount of text increases
Ily, never change.
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Security here is top-notch. See what I mean when I say "heavily fortified"?
Save for all of the death and destruction, this is probably pretty fun, huh?
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>>10253647
S-Sorry for singing it, I-I thought it was a song people usually sang during the holidays.
>Paya holds both of her hands together infront of her chest, and a frown forms on her face
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>>10253724
>So there you go. Got your answer super quick. And trust me, i've seen some Dorothys around.
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>>10253742
WHERE???
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>>10253716
Garbo is an actual slang term though
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>>10253744
Uh, talking to you man. Did you honestly forget about them?
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>>10253745
YEAH CHECK OUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE USING SLANG IN THEIR WRITING WHO ARE WORTH A SHIT LOL FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR TYPING SO MUCH YOU FUCKING APE.
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>>10253750
I only know of one... and she barely ever comes around.
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>>10253716
Garbo is slang for garbage, famalam.
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Damn, July always leads to some lewd Christmases, huh?
Exactly, Saiga. When you're celebrating Christ, you're not praising the Patron Deity of HG. Praise be unto Him Most Holy, Eggman-kun!
America pls. This is an AMERICAN celebration day
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>>10253758
Are you okay?
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>>10253774
>>10253765
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>10253760
Well, there was that one. And someone else. I may have talk to the other one... but I am too lazy to check the archives.
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>>10253758
I think you need medication for stability more than I do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk
It's Christmas Dinner time already!
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>>10253778
tfw they're gone
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>>10253783
Lol who the fuck are you? Go home.
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>>10253788
A shame. Truly, a shame.
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>>10253776
Pretending to be angry/retarded is my job.
Please stop.
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>>10253805
PACK YOUR FUCKING THINGS THEN AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU FUCKING NEANDERTHAL.
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>>10253768
Okay, that's not only sick, it's immature.
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>>10253768
>Alfred looks up to the imaginary host, glaring holes through him as he snidely makes a comment.
Look, if it's going to be Independence Day but everything is Christmas-themed, I don't see why I can't celebrate this one. It's an African-American one, so don't judge me!
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Lol at the girl getting egged on by fat fetishists winning an eating contest. Maybe your subconscious is telling you something?
Ya boi really needs to learn proper food preparation techniques
Please be sensitive to other people's allergies. Or not, that's more fun
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>>10253706
>While adopting the David disguise, Craig gains an ability he didn't have previously: the ability to listen to a person when they speak instead of drowning them out by making "doot" sounds inside of his skull. He nods to Karen when she says "easy, right?" affirming his support for her plan.
There's no need to correct yourself. Milk is a source of happiness for all bones, not just those that can walk and talk. Although I'd like to call into question the effectiveness of this plan, I'm afraid I can't come up with a better plan myself. I'm not one for trickery and deceit and the such.
>The tiniest of smirks flashes onto the skeleton's skull as he says that. "David might not be the best trickster, but I am. This is the Greatest Trick of All Time. No skeleton has ever pulled anything off such as this before."
I think we should find the cute dog first. It'll buy us more time for when your...Knee-chan steps out of the house.
>>10253711
I insist on biting people that REMOVE MY FRICKIN' SKULL FROM MY BODY! It is a PERFECTLY REASONABLE thing to do in such a situation! And you can call me abomination all you want but it doesn't faze me. Nothing fazes me anymore. Not since the prom. I had no body to go with. That scars a skeleton for life.
>Tragic backstory, or shitty pun? You decide!
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>>10253810
You should type more tbqhwy.
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>>10253823
YOU SHOULD DRINK MORE FOUNDERS WITH YOUR PROZAC.
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>>10253794
Yep, that's one of us.
>>10253792
My Qubeley's too cramped, I don't wanna.
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>>10253831
>prozac
Are you mistaking me for the lovely Junko Enoshima-sama of the Dangan Ronpa series?
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>>10253846
I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHO YOU ARE JUST HAVE A FATAL DRUG INTERACTION ALREADY GOD DAMMIT FUCK, I HATE THIS PLACE I WANT TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND THEN STIR THE ASHES INTO A SMOOTHIE AND MAKE YOU DRINK THAT ASH-SMOOTHIE YOU FUCKING MONGOOSE-FUCKER.
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>>10253820
>Alfred finishes the assortment of food quickly and efficiently, but apparently not as fast as the half-ghost could. It does a blow to his pride, but not enough to let it show.
Aw... Dude, since when does the American lose to a little girl? I guess I have to congratulate you anyway, miss Youmu. Even though I'm pretty sure you cheated in one way or another...
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>>10253821
I'm not too terribly interested on whatever hole you crawled out of or what decided it was a good idea to keep you alive. You're not human, you can't expect to have rights and be treated like one, so I was totally in the right there.
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>>10253859
I don't do drugs or drink.
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Micolash, that was a fucking terrible idea. You face the wrath of God Himself
Contrary to popular belief, Reindeer don't really have too much force to them. It all depends on how fast you're hitting their bodies. I think. I don't know, I'm no scientician
>>10253817
>Maulana Karenga created Kwanzaa in 1966, as the first specifically African-American holiday
Huh, I assumed it was more of a traditional African thing. My mistake, carry on!
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>>10253820
Defeating the robot was expected, but I was expecting more of a challenge from you, Alfred.
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>>10253871
FUCK. THEN FUCKING START ALREADY, YOU FUCKING STRAIGHT-EDGE CUNT.
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>>10253884
No.
Being straight-edge means I'm better than you.
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>>10253867
Oh, you're pulling the "no rights" card? Somebody in your position shouldn't be pulling cards like that, you know. Gay people are still struggling to get married in some parts of the world and getting stoned in others, I would've thought you'd be sympathising with me.
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Oh come on guys, Jews don't even celebrate Christmas.
You're both brooding, mysterious individuals with more than a few pints of blood on your hands. I'm sure your interests are pretty aligned!
Sorry Youmu. I agree, but fuck ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kd5f5NGbY
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>>10253889
BEING STRAIGHT-EDGE MEANS YOU DON'T CONTRIBUTE TO A LONG-STANDING AND IMPORTANT ASPECT OF THE WESTERN MARKET. IN REFUSING TO PURCHASE THESE COMMODITIES, YOU INDIRECTLY DAMAGE THE FUTURES OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE. YOU HAVE POTENTIAL BLOOD ON YOUR HAND BY NOT DRINKING AND POPPING PILLS TO YOUR DEATH! SO FUCK YOU DOUBLE.
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>>10253908
Why are you screaming so much?
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>>10253914
WHY ARE YOU A FUCKING FISH!?
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>>10253922
Because.
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Despite three different people saying otherwise, it's actually the FOURTH day. Whatever, I'll allow it
Me too Mico and Alfred, me too
>>10253922
Magic
>snort snort
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>>10253872
>Alfred crawls out of the snow and glares at the host, half-freezing to death and half-burning from a fever. Poor dude gets sick once winter hits.
Yeah, I thought so. I forgive you, but I'm totally in the right for celebrating it now of all times. Man, next time I do it, I expect you to celebrate it with me too!
>>10253882
>Alfred puts a finger up as if to shush her, then puts it down, mumbling to himself and standing up from the table.
I'm 99% sure you cheated. People from Gensokyo have magic, so you must have used a spell to dissipate some of it! I'm not blind. You know what? I want the truth!
Tell me! Did you, or did you NOT use magic in this eating contest? Telling the truth might not make you disqualified as it wasn't stated you couldn't use magic!
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>>10253935
>>10253935
>>10253935
>>10253908
I purchase MLP fleshlights is magic, is that hurting people?
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>>10253927
FUCK YOU.
FUCK WILD MAGIC.
FUCK TRANSMOGRIFICATIONS.
FUCK ANTHROPOMORPHISM.
FUCK THIS PLACE.
FUCK THE FIRE THAT HASN'T BURNED IT DOWN.
AND FUCK ALLLLL OFFFFFF YOUUUUUU.
FUCK.
>>10253939
No, that actually contributes to multiple industries.
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