CASTING FOR /KPG/ HIGH
Here are the roles:
What if /kpg/ was a high school?
>tay the pure girl who only had a single bf
>jackson the based jock with a free ride through college and becomes an NFL star
>tab the preppy whore
>chewy the nerd who is easy to fuck with
>frogismywaifu is the schools known closet gay
>master is the based class clown with perfect grades
>kiri the gypsy theif who rarely shows up for school
>dot is the guy everyone hates but tries to be cool and fit in
>franz is the schools overdue suicide
>eunjibro is that annoying class president
>hyunacutie is the known bisexual slut that everyone uses
>yozoh is the schools gardener that everyone is friends with
>the janitor is the janitor who does it for free but is secretly a millionaire genius
Who plays who?
tay: Vanessa Hudgens
jackson: Channing Tatum
tab: Megan Fox
tinny: Michael Sera
chewy: Zac Efron
frogismywaifu: Ryan Reynolds
Kiri: Mila Kunis
dot: James Franco
franz: Jake Gyllenhaal
Eunjibro: Chris Tucker
Hyunacutie: Jesse Spencer
Yozoh: Gabriel Iglesias
Janitor: Hugh Laurie
what the fuck
>tfw no mahe, tobi, frogg, animefrog, ben, woopr, realfany, tosog, rasmus, sunglasses, zombie, broseidon, vogue, gladron, ophidian, cresse, pisko, mewby, bisu, steve, floshitter, suzyop, iaxx, gkl, will, pando, jambikun, dogsog, fagwayne and loomies posting in these threads
tay pls forgive me...........
all a nigga want is a kpg gf
>ggj will never fuck you on the stove in her trailer park and leave bruises
>kiri will never teach you greek then steal a child or goat and lie to you and say it's yours so that you have to pay child support and pretend you're taeyeon while licking your ass
>toashty will never make you lick her feet and put you in a chastity belt
dude those were the best kpg girls, not saying the new ones aren't cool or some shit but man I miss those times
i didn't do anything except call you and chewy obnoxious together
being a girl puts you at an untenable position here
>guaranteed attention because girl, and people will complain about this
>anyone who talks to you gets called an orbiter
>hard to tell if guys are genuine, fake, creepy, whatever
that's why being a guy and pretending to be internet gay or be a girl is the optimal play
you're forgetting that what i say that to is nonsensical bullshit anyway
either way, i'm not going to drop some elaborate description on what i think of you in the current moment in chat like that unwarranted, i'm not really sure what you're expecting.
so you dismiss someone entirely instead of saying it's bothering you?
you've never had a serious tone with it. also me and jacky don't destroy chat entirely for everyone else like you 2 do. there's still points to contribute or even interrupt the flow, a key difference
>don't destroy chat entirely
I'll let you keep thinking that. Don't talk to me anymore please.
give me a situation where both of us destroy chat as much as you do then i'll let you live your life
>i'll let you live your life
LOL just fuck off desu.
man fuck off, its garbage day tomorrow
it means recyclables and general waste get picked up tomorrow morning at 8
and we have a lot of cardboard boxes but the bin is full so i have to wake up and ask them to stuff the extra in
if it makes you feel any better I still post here once in a while but I post anonymously or in a way that people won't recognize me
Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again
Sus padres, sus tios, me trataron matar
but they did not get too far
un poco despues tuvé que regresar
con un chingo de dinero
cause you know I'm a star
the monkey has to climb! its his life and he enjoys it
oh I see.. you should buy one of those climbing poles that people buy for their cats but get a really advanced one with a lot of obstacles and floors, that way your yezichimperling can climb safely indoor where it's warm!
that way you don't have to go looking for him in the trees outside every time too..
thats a good idea...im really worried about him recently. its getting quiet cold here and I dont want my little monkey friendling to freeze to death. I want to build an indoor climbing park for him where its warm and cozy and he can climb while I have an eye on him
i'm done working and am looking forward to watching the genesis 3 grand finals.
i think i know who won but i'm excited nonetheless.
she's perfect desu
now my belly hurts too because I ate so much after lifting...
>kiri ive been playing diablo the entire weekend... first day i did 10 hours, 5 hour sleep and then the whole day. the start is really fun because everything goes fast and there is a lot to do
Im glad you're enjoying your game! I hope you're getting enough sleep though <3
>i think you watched shutter island? was it fun and it fit the theme you talked about with keeping mentally ill people in their delusion right?
I did. Unfortunately,I couldnt watch it all at once because this past week and a half I've havent been emotionally well and havent been able to focus much. It ended up being really confusing. But by the end I kind of understood it a little more. Some of the revelations actually kind of reminded me of myself..and the way I'm feeling right now...So it kind of made me sad.
There was a funny thing that happened though. There's a part where they break into the hospital or whatever,and you can hear water dripping really loudly. It was raining really hard where Im at and I thought water was dripping in my room. Lol. It took me a few minutes to figure out that it was in the movie.
>i will make some time when you wake up so we can catch up if you like. hope you are doing ok <3
Get as much sleep as you need to,and enjoy your game. I understand if posting here is hard for you now because of what other people here are saying/doing. Promise me you wont listen to them? I dont think you're creepy. They're the ones who are. Im not expecting them to understand what having an actual conversation with someone is like considering all they can do is meme,pretend to be other people,and anonymously shit talk people they pretend to be friends with in other places. From what I've heard,they've driven out pretty much everybody they try to talk to from the other chats they frequent. Dont worry about them *Hugs*.
>that shot in thre newt Stellar MW where the soles of one girl are shown and needles are places on them
you are too sweet <3
i will give you a better reply later because im gonna keep playing a bit for now but the posts others make dont make me upset or anything they are funny sometimes too other than making the place less interesting to post for everyone
the sleep is ok was only the first day i went a bit too crazy
hope you arent emotionally unwell because of here :( i will ask about it later though
Ok,take your time <3 I guess its time for me to just be honest,because I cant do it when Im crying and I dont know when thats going to happen at any given time,so now's the time.
The reason the things they're posting are bothering me is because they think its ok to pretend to be other people to fuck with people. And thats terrifying to me,honestly. Im scared of people pretending to be you now that they've shown they're that pathetic. So if I seem a little weird in that regard when replying to your posts,thats why. Because people are so cruel that they want to take away the one fucking thing that Ive actually looked forward to and felt happy about waking up to every day for weeks. They dont realize that the conversations we share arent memes at all,and that I actually take them to heart and cherish them in a serious way. Obviously,they dont comprehend the consequences their actions have on other people. And now that their ~epic personality chatrooms~ are falling apart,they're bringing all the shit here and messing with people that werent even a part of all of that And I dont know how to handle it anymore. Especially while dealing with what Im dealing with in real life. My heart is breaking into a million pieces and I dont want to make myself look stupid,and I dont want to you to get hurt. Its gone from people just saying mean things,to people trying to fuck with my psyche and I dont think Im strong enough to deal with it.
I care a lot about you and I dont want to stop talking to you. I dont want you to think Im ignoring you,or that its you Im scared of. I trust you. Its them I dont trust. I will always try to reply to you. Im hoping we know eachother enough to be able to tell when the person we're replying to is the other person for sure. I have faith in that. Im just scared. I wont give up if you dont though...Sorry if this is OTT. I just had to put it out there so maybe you could understand one of the reasons Im having such a difficult time right now.
you clearly didnt pay attention in biology class when the topic was newtology
>you will never be a whiteknight
I'll whop your ass if that's what your into
I shouldn't have said anything. Im sorry. I dont want to look dumb or "obsessive",so Im sorry if it looks that way. Im just really frustrated right now. I value our conversations a lot and feel like I have a bond with him,and I probably ended up taking it more seriously than a normal person would have. I honestly just wanted a friend and he's the closest thing I have to a close one. I hope he understands. If not,Im probably fucked.
I dont get angry easily,at all. I very rarely care what people say about me,especially online,because Im used to it. Its when people start to talk about someone else I care about that I start to react emotionally. I truly think its less about whats going on online,and more about my mental state in real life. This just played a little part in me becoming too overemotional and overstressed over things I cant control,and when you're dealing with legitimate depression that you havent experienced in a really long time coming back and hitting you all of the sudden out of nowhere,obviously you're going to be over emotional and come across as being unstable. I didnt mean to lash out at anyone. I just wish certain people would be more considerate of other peoples feelings. If something I was doing was upsetting someone and they told me it was,to continue doing it would be really shitty. I wouldnt do that to anyone here :/ Im sorry.
i wondered about that as well, where i had to trust you wouldnt get confused. i felt like people starting doing things and posting things that would look like me and it would be very confusing for you to decide who is posting. i havent been posting much and i didnt want to start saying things to draw any attention to it. so its understandable i have noticed some of that too
jiyeon is so hot. i get a boner everytime i seeh er dance. her solo part in number 9 makes me feel like a little small cuckold who gets cucked by this beauty
the rufus shitposter is a lazy underachiever and the posts are predictable as fuck at this point
*makes post about how you have a crush on a girl poster*
*samefag reply asking who it is*
*samefag reply with Rufus*
*samefag reply with "you actually like me?...."
*continuously samefag reply and carry on on a convo with yourself for at least 30 minutes about how much you hate yourself and wish you were as pretty as luna and then keep replying to yourself pretending you like rufus no matter what (s)he looks like*
*repeat every day except for when youre switching to martine or ham poster or whoever else you pretend to be*
I'm gonna play some dragons dogma now
asking her to come back every time she posts isn't going to make her do it you idiots
Why don't you take it to skype or somewhere private it bothers you so much? It seems like it would solve these problems
But hey, lets not be sensible, the thrill of someone messing with you emotionally is way more fun
porn is disgusting. I came to that conclusion recently
>Its not hard just to leave people alone though?
Well if you're going to make us read all of your conversation by posting it here it shouldn't be so surprising that people interfere with you. There's more options, why not email?
it's a bit hypocritical cause she's really just using trash as her personality chatroom
I was dissociated, I don't even remember what the problem was..
No, I was dissociated, it's hard to explain but it's part of BPD, it happens once or twice a week but usually nothing much happens during. It's like.. you're not yourself, you're doing stuff but it feels like it's not you doing them, like a dream, and you usually don't remember what happened.
yeah, that's probably why I turned to kpop instead
No, I left originally as a joke and I was fine, and then sometime after it started, I ended up falling asleep around 11pm which is when it stopped.
I guess you could say that, I can't control it. There's no medication or anything to stop it either.
I'm just lucky nothing too bad has happened during it, people can get into really bad situations while dissociated.
shout to Derrick Rose man that nigga nice
went 2 hard on the curls?
I only have BPD and anxiety, and slight OCD.. It used to be agoraphobia, but I can manage to go certain places now.
Yes, lesbian sex is really boring and gay
AVERAGE WHERE ARE YOU
THE MEME IS REAL
KEI IS BIG BOSS
I've never been diagnosed with anything..
If you were to ask me to self diagnose,I'd probably say things I dont even have because I dont know.
Obviously I have EDNOS. Hyper empathic personality disorder(which isnt an official disorder right now because they only classify "lack of empathy" as being associated with disordered minds for whatever reason,but Im seeing more people claim to have it and I think I fit.) General to severe anxiety but it very rarely reaches severe status. Depression,but its not manic and its usually not severe but I have flare ups,like I have in the last week. I've been reading into it and I think this fits me, Existential depression.
And probably body dysmorphia :/
Anyone else Rain fans?
>anyone fan of one of the GODS of kpop
of course, people never talk about artist that are not active or are older :/ Rain is so cool.
I like to joke around sometimes and people take that as being mean, however I am really mean sometimes, but I'm trying to work on it
yeah people don't like bropop here for the most part
but his 2014 comeback was pretty good imo