HG Thread, dead hours edition
Previous thread: >>10187686
I want jude to post my ip like the dirty slut I am~
>>10190170
What am I looking at
>>10190180
I got 3 australians and one NZ IP m8 but since you think its Jude I wont post it :^)
>>10190213
>he didn't get my IP
toplel
Slow day, huh?
>>10190170
Tsunka pls.
>>10190203
Isn't Asuka German or something?
.t never watched Evangelion
>Thanks, it's fixed.
>That's what happens when the database crashes due to running out of RAM. I got some high usage alerts the past two nights. I assume it's because the Big Brother simulators are mostly located on the .net server, and I think the traffic is up because season 19 of the US version just premiered.
>At least that's what I think happened, but I'll look into it.
Thanks Brant, custom codes work again. tl;dr we got cucked by big brother simulator
>>10190279
Cool beans
Sooo...NGW?
>>10190213
Post my ip bby~~
Getting DDoS'd is my fetish
>>10190279
>mfw
(You)
>>10190296
127.0.0.1
So who the fuck is going to start this shit?
>>10190296
But I dont wont to get banned again, my ban from shitposting on /pol/ expired like yesterday
>>10190272
Yes, why?
>>10190305
Why is this farmer so smug?
>>10190325
I just find it weird that a German would feel bad about killing Lincoln. As like an American feeling bad about killing Stalin.
>>10190305
Oh shit, what will I do now? Now anons are going to send their packets deep into me.
>>10190313
Yeah but if you post them atleast one of them will be maria and pissing them off is always meme worth.
>>10190356
Maria doesn't even come here anymore
>>10190356
Fuck, that makes it worth it
I might get Yousogay as well
I got the following Australian IPs:
168.1.99.234
14.202.66.189
203.40.8.73
They were all in that pastebin I posted last year so its nothing new
>>10190370
I'm sure they do, they're just using a new ava instead of "Maria & Dead Ship" every game
>>10190403
>sends some big and hard packets into you
>you have to use my sim from now on
>I can datamine from +1 station from now on
>>10190418
>implying I'm going to host
>being stupid enough to give scriptkiddies your IP
We need a game?
>>10190491
Yes
>>10190505
>>10190510
Both of you are going to enter anyways.
First 36
>>10190443
>makes you host
>>10190525
Draco
>>10190525
Lord Beerus
>>10190525
Inkling
>>10190525
Parappa
>>10190525
Elias Ainsworth
>>10190525
Gascoigne
>>10190525
Aron
>>10190525
exyF
Ghost
>>10190525
Starman
>>10190553
suicídate por favor
>>10190525
HG Sorter
>>10190525
Shaka Brah
>>10190525
Merak
>>10190525
Fyxe
>>10190525
Mario
>>10190525
Sangwoo
>>10190525
The Wall
>tfw 4chan x says "Corrupt image or error reading metadata." for every image, ones i've posted loads before and ones i download 5 seconds ago but it lets me post it anyways
is this just me or is it happening to others?
>>10190525
Avey Tare and Panda Bear
>>10190525
Sif
>>10190525
The Flash
>>10190525
Yuri (Male)
>>10190525
Smol Tricky
>>10190525
Laurie Strode
>>10190525
Ridley
>>10190525
Classy Raven
>>10190525
Space Pirate
>>10190525
California Roll
>>10190529
Fuck, you got me
>hosts
First 24
>>10190525
Usotsuki
>>10190609
Do you have this picture already?
>>10190630
Starving Venom Fusion Dragon
>>10190627
10/10
>>10190593
>Click on more info when the message shows up.
>10190628
stop trying to make this a meme it's cringy as fuck
6 more
>>10190630
>Implying
>>10190632
Actually I don't recall saving that, but thanks for reminding me, buddy.
>>10190525
Snowman
>>10190647
>California rolls
>Cringy
>>>/reddit/
>>10190525
>>10190656
Satou the Absolute Madman
cassidy
>>10190656
Suruga Kanbaru
>>10190525
The Real Frank West
>>10190656
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>10190645
sweet i never actually tried that i'm an idiot
now i just need to figure out where to put the thing in ublock origin since i'm a dumb
>>10190586
cute!
>>10190665
meant to link the post above that one
I haven't seen the prison code used in a while and I like it, so guess where we're going?
Do your swaps or whatever
>>10190702
May the best win.
>>10190690
gay
>>10190702
Looks good to me host! I'm ready to bust some rhymes in record time!
I GOTTA BELIEVE!
Sekrit ava in 2hours right,?
>>10190611
I made a shitty MS paint version of this
>>10190738
Secret ava weekend is the first week of August
We're in June, don't skip July
>>10190702
>Sangwoo
teamed with
>Pink Floyd: The Wall
Poetry.
>>10190702
Prison, huh? Heard a lot about what it's like from the boys. This should be a treat.
>>10190747
What? A whole month to prepare for that shitty event?
Why?
>>10190761
YOU GOTTA BRING YOUR BEST RP-ING SKILLS, OR ELSE YOU GET EXECUTED IN PUBLIC
>>10190753
>>10190745
That's...certainly something.
>>10190702
I'm ready to go popping.
Sekit ava weekend x: Improvisation edition.
Starts in 2 hours.
>>10190761
>SAW
>shitty
>>10190761
People like to have time to prepare.
The usual wait time is 3 weeks, so yeah it's a bit longer than usual.
We only have 2 secret ava weekends per year
Do your swaps he says when no one else enters.
Anyways, a ho uses the gloryhole, Snowman prepares herself in the most accurate way possible, and Beerus is a homo.
>>10190774
The first 3 (4?) instances sucked A LOT
Do you think this one has any chance to be better?
>>10190779
>We only have 2 secret ava weekends per year
Since when is that a rule?
>>10190786
it is not a rule
It's just how things have turned out since the beginning.
>>10190772
As much as I like SAW, it's way too early for it.
Also, I just came back so I have like no preparation at all.
>>10190784
Opinions.
I personally think the last two was our best.
>>10190783
You're right about that, host. It's gonna be a loooong stay. Takes the nerves off a bit so I can have an accurate shot. Like I need any more help with that, though.
>>10190784
I dunno the second SAW was pretty cool imo
when even was the last SAW?
what secret avas were there?
>>10190783
Anybody home?
>>10190806
>>10190702
Wait, i forgot i am going to seeca movie in like two minutes, just give my spot to somebody else since I'm going to be too busy to participate.
>>10190783
Oh god dammit.
>>10190807
>Instead of a black dick, you are met by the wrong end of a double barreled shotgun
>Pulls the trigger
>>10190783
Running away from the fray I say hey!
Not going to die on the very first day!
Beerus is still a homo. Also, two chicks punch a wall and Starman has some fine dining.
>>10190811
Theres no way 118 different people participated
>>10190811
neat
what about other SAWs?
>>10190830
oh yeah because people were restricted to just one ava that entire weekend
retard
>>10190830
No, plenty of people picked up more than one ava. It's not like it isn't allowed.
>>10190832
>
>>10190830
There weren't
this counts everyone that just entered a game during it / anyone who asked to be on it
>>10190828
Welcome to the world, hun. No hard feelings. it's just a taste of what's to come.
>Snowman ends off by striking Elias across his snout with her whip.
>>10190828
Day one and I'm already done!
Well this was fun.
>>10190839
>2 days
>people cant compromise to do one brand new character for 2 days
>>10190798
>improvisation
>preparation
:thinking:
>>10190844
I apparantly didnt do the kasrt one in january
Everybody fucking dies
Post your Top 5 Unexpected Secret Ava Reveals, the ones you were Surprised to find out which Avafag was using
>>10190872
what
>>10190872
>kasrt
what
>>10190828
Oi, guards! Found some people in this here place. Come earn your pay and do something about it!
>>10190843
>NOOT NOOT
>>10190880
>>10190881
first
>ahem
>>10190878
mine
>>10190878
>during a game
Fuck off
>>10190876
Got caught! Got shot! Not feeling to hot!
Think I'll just like down on the ground, close my eyes, and not make a sound....
>>10190828
>>10190876
I don't even know why I'm here in this prison in the first place. Not the first time I was thrown in here. But I'm still missing my ghostly partner. I wonder where she is.
>>10190876
It wasn't about good behavior. It was about 'em knowing what'd happen to 'em if they tried anything funny. They knew what was best for 'em.
>>10190878
>Ramsay being Death from Family Guy was a cool surprise.
>>10190878
Booker was Eggman
Junpei was Adachi
Kamina was Hoshi
Seth was Kana
LF was KK
>>10190869
No one is going to me able to make a decent roster and get a character down in two hours.
>>10190913
You forgot
>Holo was Vader
One last victim of the guard crackdown, it seems
>>10190900
I don't really give a shit, just as long as the thread is active. I am no savior.
>>10190913
>>10190926
And Dean was Yuno
>>10190927
Doing this won't get me into any trouble will it? I don't really want to ruin my good behavior streak.
>>10190843
The next one should be much better
>>10190818
Joke's on you, I wasn't looking for either of those!
>>10190843
>I feel bad I lost my Breakdown folder.
>>10190828
I think we're winning!
>>10190878
>People thought Hanbei was Kaito, so that was amusing.
>>10190876
I'm ALWAYS on my best behavior~.
He couldn't outrun that, though a couple tributes do end up running
>>10190811
>>10190843
As someone who hasn't entered a SAW before, what happens to the secret avas after that? Are they just discarded or can they be used again?
(Guessing it's the latter judging by some of those)
>>10190878
Izaya = Oobleck
Garnet = Yoshimitsu
Utsutsu = Coraline
Alfred = Markiplier
Haru = Marjane
>>10190926
>>Holo was Vader
Might as well say Penguin was Vader
>>10190969
That's up to the avafag
LF was Booker
>>10190966
>>10190959
It doesn't matter how fast you are if yoou can't even move a muscle~. Get him already!
>>10190969
It depends on the ava.
I kept a few but eventually discarded them because I didn't end up playing them very much after that.
>>10190927
>>10190937
Not unless you screw it up, in which case you'll feel my wrath, not the guards. And you would never want that. Now hurry it up.
>>10190959
What's with the stinkeye? Can't a gal do something nice for once?
>>10190966
Everyone's a whore tonight
>>10190969
>You can still use them if you want. I bust out Pratty or Hanbei every now and again.
>>10191000
Aren't you lucky?
Shivs and hockey
>>10190998
So Seth loses his hands and gets killed?
>>10190969
>Depends on what you want to do. I used three that weekend and discarded two of them, but kept Claptrap around for quite a while.
>>10191000
Leave it off. That's an order.
>>10191022
>Snowman just leans against a wall, watches the game, and smokes the entire time.
>>10191022
Hah...! Hahahahaha! Is that all you've got? Come on! Try it again, I'm tougher than that!
A couple of tributes make their way to solitary and things seem to be heating up between Snowman and Merak
>>10191039
I heard a theory that Black Jedi Man is Snoke from the new Star Wars movie
The feast brings with it a gay hate crime, a trampling, and some weed
>>10191055
According to the leaks, Snoke is the brother of the first force user.
>>10191054
>Snowman grabs Merak by the neck and hoists him up off the ground so she can stare menacingly into his eyes.
You really do have a death wish, don't you, kid?
>>10191067
Men really are a bunch of wild dogs, hm? They'll never change.
>>10191078
They make fake leaks to throw people off, but i guess that one is a bit more credible
>>10191078
Meaning what? Snoke is Disney's retconned version of the Rakata?
Don't piss off black people
Another guard crackdown, but with much less death
>>10191084
>>10191067
Who needs them anyways~?
>>10191094
I'd rather something a liiiitle...blunter!
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES!
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGMENT CALL!
Just what is he in for, Tricky?
Is it degenerate to put pickles in tacos?
>>10191126
GIVE UP FREE WILL FOREVER
THEIR VOICES WON'T BE HEARD AT ALL
>>10191136
yes
>>10191142
DISPLAY OBEDIENCE WHILE NEVER STEPPING OUT OF LINE
AND BLINDLY SWEAR ALLEGIANCE
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR MIND
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
I guess that
>>10191159
LIVE IN IGNORANCE
AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS
WHEN BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST
THINKING CEASES, THE TRUTH IS LOST
For fuck's sakes
>>10191181
DON'T YOU WORRY
YOU'LL BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO
I GIVE MY PEOPLE THE LIVES THEY NEED
THE RIGHTEOUS WILL SUCCEED
>>10191188
Yuri will win
Awaken my potatos
Skipping peace after this
>>10191200
THE FIRES OF GREED WILL BURN THE WEAK
SO WE'LL MAKE FREEDOM OBSOLETE
>>10191210
I don't wanna wake up.
>>10191235
ill draw ya
>>10191240
I'm right here aren't I~?
Nice hubris
Name two avas you want to see porn of together
>>10191254 (You)
>>10191227
MAKING WHOLE THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY
COLLECTIVE CONSCIOUSNESS CONTROLELD AS YOU WILL SEE
>>10191254
Haru and Ash
>>10191133
>Smol Tricky
W-Who entered this?!
>>10191254
DMG and LD
>>10191254
Ahri and Astaroth.
>>10191246
gimme second
The universe could be shaped like a fidget spinner and we would never know
Is this the only fucking arena event this code has? Whatever, we have a winner.
>>10191269
Wait I thought you entered that.
>>10191254
Fyxe and FP
>>10191264
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
LET YOUR COUNTRY CONTROL YOUR SOUL
LET YOUR COUNTRY
CONTROL
YOUR
SOOOOOUUUULL
(I love this song)
This just got supremely awkward. Congratulations anyways.
Placements
>>10191276
Mmmkaaaay.
>>10191297
Congrats, missie! And thank youu.
>>10191254
Fyxe and Vino
Summary
>>10191297
>>10191303
Thanks for having us. Even if it was jail.
>>10191289
That +A Stranger I Remain are top tier.
>>10191303
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10191254
Fyxe and Tricky
>>10191297
>Congrats And thank you
>>10191297
Thanks host! You were great! No boast!
And good job Tricky, you pretty slicky!
>>10191304
>>10191312
>>10191325
>>10191342
>>10191370
Thank you, I just do what I can. Someone better than me can host now. I am no savior.
>>10191303
Adequately done, player and host.
>>10191313
"Don't fuck with me, boy!"
My top 3 actually are:
1 Collectve Consciousness
2 The Stains of Time
3 A Stranger I Remain
That doesn't mean I don't love the rest of the OST, though.
>>10191411
Agreed. The OST is half of the games greatness.
LET LOOSE THE SHITSTORM
>>10191511
I'm going to regret this.
>>10191511
>erp avas
superior version
>>10191518
Yep.
>>10191537
Leeeet's try this one.
>>10191537
Update when
>>10191511
>When you're on this four times
>>10191547
How long ago was that even made?
>>10191547
Ask Kuga
>>10191511
Okay
>>10191537
>Not on here
Just
>>10191511
I'm actually seriously considering going to ERP one of these days just to see what's the big deal about it.
Send help.
(Also rolling.)
>>10191559
late August 2016
>>10191511
I want to die
>>10191577
It's kind of dead this week, but you can try
>>10191582
Might as well wait till then of this year.
>>10191584
good
>>10191537
Give me a loli
>>10191577
>a fucking sword
Well, fuck me.
>>10191537
Rolling for this one even if I don't know half of these.
>>10191297
>Tfw the first game you win is one you didn't even enter
>>10191537
Rolling for self
>>10191650
TFW
>>10191659
Oh well.
>both ERP and HG are dead
>>10191650
It's my win, desu.
>>10191661
BWEEP
areyoutypingincapsbecauseyoureagiant?
>>10191674
OUR win.
>>10191674
Are you drawing any more of these?
OTACOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
>>10191635
IT'S A TRAP
>>10191687
MERYL
>>10191537
Ooooooh.
>>10191675
I DON'T KNOW ARE YOU TYPING IN LOWERCASE LETTERS WITHOUT SPACES BECAUSE YOU ARE TINY AND INSIGNIFICANT?
i did it aussia
>>10190843
>Not posting the superior chart
>>10191704
>>10191511
Why the fuck did I link it there?
>>10191702
I always wonder what I'd look like with long hair. Thaanks~.
>>10191697
Ooooh!
>>10191704
I'm going to nigger every single one of those characters
>>10191686
You can just make your own, Anon.
>>10191704
Rolling
>>10191686
I only need the one soooooo
>>10191683
Fine. desu. Thanks for doing all the legwork.
>>10191715
...Is this a boat?
>>10191704
>still erp avas only
k y s
>>10191715
I could, but lazy.
>>10191716
Lame. You're still cool though.
>>10191727
it's an ERP chart you faggot
>>10191723
>That's USS Iowa, so yeah
>>10191711
your whale cum
HI TRICKY
POST A PIC OF YOUR CLOWN, CAUSE YOU ARE NEXT!
>>10191674
>>10191715
What's this? GFs?
>>10191704
Rolling
>>10191698
maybemaybeaaaijustfeelsointimidated,yourejustsuchagodlyfiguretomeandimnervous,,,,
that potato doesn't want my drawing
get dubs, get drawn
>>10191768
>inb4 'meme image' reply
>>10191740
Oh, don't worry, I made myself one already!
>>10191768
>>10191775
I meant the character you jew.
now you have to roll you burrito
>>10191768
draw anything but Lenny's meme image ass.
>>10191727
>Implying
I see a
Sucy
Neo
Toph
Tharja
Setsuna
Junko
Lapis
Shinoa
Luna
Shimakaze
Nonon
Mikan
Kongou
Stocking
Are they not HG Avas?
>>10191783
aw frick frack
>>10191768
Gimmie a get, daddy RNG
>>10191755
WHY MUST YOU BE SO NERVOUS AROUND SUCH A PERSON, MY DARLING? SURELY YOU'D RATHER BE CONFIDENT AND READY TO PLEASE AT ANY TIME, NO MATTER THE HEIGHT
>>10191768
>S: Let's see if I get it!
CC: And if you do, then that person must include me as well!
>>10191768
Are other avas allowed?
>>10191768
if i get dubs you draw me
>>10191768
>Whistles conspicuously
>>10191803
oh,iwould,andi'musuallyveryconfidentinmyselfandmyabilities!but,whenitcomestobeingaroundsomeonesopowerfulandsohighaboveme,mykneesgoweakandishiverinfear
though,iwouldstillreallyenjoypleasingyou
>>10191790
Still the erp chart
>>10191822
Two, huh?
>>10191768
Not an argument. I responded to a post that said erp avas only.
>>10191704
give me 23
>>10191822
fuck you
gimme another of your avas
you blue jew
>>10191844
I mean.
you right?
>>10191836
One, two - you're on top!
>>10191844
>>10191831
Fuck
>>10191850
Colonel Sanders
Perhaps now seems like a good time to ask for 36 of you. Surely you can accomplish this simple task.
>>10191704
>tfw you'll never be as attractive as any of these ladies
rolling for 86
>>10191850
Suzumi
>>10191871
Lenny
>10191871
someone's hungry for (You)'s
>>10191854
You want someone fancy-looking or nah?
>>10191871
Rory Mercury
>>10191871
Vinny
The Flash
>>10191886
If you give me the bird i am going to give you a bigger bird
in your pants
>>10191871
Tricky
>>10191891
B I N N Y
I
N
N
Y
>>10191900
Is this you asking to draw the bird or not
Because I can also provide a penguin
>>10191871
Mikun
>>10191871
>tfw just read the filename
fuck me, i'm ugly AND stupid
>>10191918
>not knowing its bait and still going for it
>>10191881
>>10191890
>>10191891
>>10191902
>>10191916
>Not reading the filename
>>10191915
Anything really you jew
>>10191933
your welcome for the (you)s
>>10191939
>Have a Chie then.
>>10191827
Oh COUGh my voice bluh bluh, can't keep up that no way no how, AHEM, then, let's test that claim out! If your knees are to go weak and your body cold, even in the proximity of a God, could you theoretically still find the power in you to please him?
JUDE ARE YOU HERE?
>>10191946
fine but i'm drawing him with booce because fuck it i guess.
>>10191963
no cause i suck
tits
>>10191970
>He just gets his hands on all the little girls
ass
>>10191971
why do you suck excuse me
>>10191974
me too
>>10191993
i look more attractive as a stick person than i do i a mirror
furry
>>10192017
Oh yeah
Bitchin'
Ok so what's going on in this thread
We have:
Tricky and Booce flirting with eachother.
Porn poster.
Moe anon.
bait games.
>>10192081
porn posterS
FTFY
>>10192081
>He thinks there is only one porn poster
>>10192081
Hey now, don't forget me.
>>10192091
>>10192107
Well you two are really fucking slow then
>>10192107
>whips out penis
Want some?
hello hg how are u-
>sees someone posted one of my drawings
oh bye hg
>>10192081
The four horsemen of the apocalypse. Hah hah. Even I make myself laugh sometimes.
porn is for the weak game
Hey now
>>10192116
I crave cocks
>>10192131
You're an all star
>>10192079
>damaging the nipples
0/10
>>10192122
phil fish of hg, imma tell you striahgt up, you a fagget
>>10192139
>taps into the primal powers of shitposting
>dick becomes diamonds
Prove it.
>>10192139
Funny how you can just look at their design and tell their personalities.
>>10192179
There's this thing called facial expression
>>10192202
>>10192202
>>10192202
shoddy code time
>>10192195
You can't just judge someones personality just from their facial expression.
I was talking about hair colour and body type
>>10192149
What was that? I didn't catch it. You're mumbling a storm.