HG THREAD
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
THE GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST THREAD OF AAAAAAAAALLLLLL TIME.
RIGGINSMANIA FREAKIN' 90TH
ENDS
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10181460
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>10181460
I hate everything.
I hate everything and everyone here.
>>10181460
>>10181437
Yeah...I really didn't see this coming.
FROM EVOLUTION
HE IS THE 90TH RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPION
M-I-K-U-N
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS !
>>10181460
YOU DID IT!!
>>10181490
I repeat my above statement, but less seriously and more out of sheer grumpiness.
>>10181494
Congrats, you stupid robot cat.
And thanks for the show, dick.
>>10181494
Awesome job, congrats on the win.
Thanks for hosting Seth
>>10181460
Hahahahahahahahaha
Shit.
THE SECOND PLACE MEME
DOES IT
A-G-A-I-N
HARDWORK DOESN'T MATTER
GETTING AWAY WITH THE WIN RIGHT AT THE END IS ALL THERE IS TO IT
REMEMBER THAT MORALE, JABRONIES.
IT'LL SAVE YOU NEXT TIME.
>>10181460
Nice.
>>10181494
"Congratulations! You've been doing oh so well lately in these games, so keep it up! I know you can!"
>>10181528
>"Could have gone better. Thank you."
thanks
for
keeping
me
company
>>10181460
>>10181494
>Rereads the hg patch notes.
>Melds into invisibility out of the embarrassment
>>10181519
Aw, don't worry, you'll get the robo kitty next game, whenever the hell that is.
>>10181460
Just one game. Is it really that much to ask? To feel the pleasures of victory just ONE MORE TIME? It has been MONTHS!
>Rubick sighs, taking in a deep breath to calm himself down.
It just means I'm going to win the hundredth of these games. Just you watch. I'll be the one to achieve that milestone.
>>10181424
As much as I wanted to win I wanted it to remain a fair game. It seems it didn't amount to much in the end, did it?
>>10181424
Your judgement is sorely mistaken. I once fought for all that which was Radiant, as a hero. You shouldn't judge one's character based on these games. It isn't fair.
>>10181528
Although I faltered towards the end, I still achieved many kills. That's bound to at least help increase my tournament ranking. Good game, well played.
>>10181495
>>10181554
Lanaya? You...
>She soon returns to the shadows.
That was an unexpected appearance.
I want to fuck _____
>>10181611
me
>>10181584
You aren't the first or last to be defeated by a cat, trust me on that.
>>10181611
ing kill myself
>>10181611
>You hear a whisper
-ing kill myself
>>10181611
want would implied I haven't fucked your mom yet
>>10181611
-ing die
or my waifu, that would work too
>>10181611
Draco up the butt with my fist.
>>10181634
What if you want to fuck her again?
>>10181648
why would I ever want to fuck that ugly cunt again?
>>10181655
So you could record it that time and send a burned dvd to her son for his bday.
>>10181676
do I title it "Who's your daddy?"
>>10181622
It was no mere cat, but a machine that took the appearance of a cat. A deceptive thing, but the trained eye can see through its disguise with ease.
>>10181572
Yeah, yeah. I'm just griping here, alright? I got people I wanna impress is all.
>>10181584
Ah, just shut it, you twitchy excuse of a wizard, I'm not in the mood for this....
>>10181584
>You see lanaya's corpse appear nearby, only for her to respawn on that same spot.
What? It is that fast here?
>>10181697
Guess that trained eye of yours missed the wicked suplex he gave you...just saying.
>>10181703
At least you made it to the final.
>>10181703
>got people you want to impress
Such as?
someone host, cunts
>>10181791
Marisa
>>10181757
Yeah, I guess. I've just not exactly been lucky lately. Kinda a pain in the ass....
>>10181791
Well gee, how about all my loved ones and the friend I recently got back, for starters?
>>10181792
Would but cant. Laptop wont be fixed for a week or 2
>>10181813
Baron?
>>10181703
It seems I only ever catch you when you aren't in the mood for most things. Is it because of the same bad luck that curses me to lose repeatedly? One can only wonder.
>>10181711
>Rubick tenses up upon seeing her again, but quickly relaxes. It's always nice to see a familiar face, especially one that was on his side during times long past.
I don't know Lanaya, I'm afraid that's a secret.
>Rubick jokes, before giving her a straight answer.
Although yes, respawning is instantaneous here. None of that dreadful waiting like it was back then.
>>10181757
Oh believe me, it didn't miss it. It got a front-row seat to it, actually.
>Rubick says, playing along with her joke.
But yes, even I did not see such a turn of events coming. I honestly thought I had finally grasped at victory, and many others thought so too. To think I let them all down...what a shame.
>>10181838
Yes.
Emi, I need a pic of you for an edit. Preferably facing forwward. Or like pic related, minus the white x at the bottom.
>>10181611
B I N N Y
I
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N
Y
>>10181839
>It was certainly an awkward reunion for her, especially after that outburst. Still, she laughed, least someone here could take a joke.
Yes, this world's mysteries seem to be very powerful, Rubick.
>>10181808
Sounds like the games in a nutshell.
>>10181839
Not like it can get any worse at least.
Post them
>>10181942
but that's fucking effort
>>10181839
I'm a grumpy high-strung person even nowadays. And gee, maybe you're not the happiest sight around here for me either.
>>10181919
Yeah, but I guess I'm spoiled. After so long I started getting used to winning decently often, especially after I actually get this far...I need a goddamn drink.
>>10181966
fucking KILL YOURSELF AUSSHIT HOLY SHIT YOU ARE TRASH
>>10181942
Meh, I can give it a try.
>>10181942
Might take me a while to make one
I summon ____
daddy give me big cooms
>>10181915
Although it's strange, I should've figured earlier that you would eventually find yourself dragged to a place such as this. The amount of secrets here are insurmountable, I'm afraid you'll end up losing yourself to them. If you find yourself staying, could you perhaps find the secret as to why I lose so often? That one has been giving me some trouble for quite some time now.
>>10181919
Exactly, what's done is done. No use mulling over previous defeats; there are future victories out there just waiting to be seized. That's inspirational, is it not?
>>10181966
You are nearly as much of an enigma to me as the enigmatic Enigma himself. I can't imagine why alleviating your pain is such a great source of distress - although I can imagine why you'd be upset at what came after.
>Rubick laughs quietly to himself, trying to stifle it so she can't hear.
That was a good one.
>>10181942
> When you can only fill 2.5/4 of it
Yeah fuck it actually.
>>10182071
Sure, if I actually live that long...
>>10181966
What I need is a nap, see you later tank girl don't drink too much and wake up in a dumpster or something.
Later HG
>>10182054
and end to the global scourge that communism represents
>>10182091
à la revoyure
>>10181804
>>10181808
hot tongue action when?
>>10182119
You've sparked my interest...
>>10181942
>
>>10182071
You do not hit as hard as I can, Rubick.
>>10182091
I didn't say I was gonna drink alcohol, now...later, lady.
>>10182071
Subtle. Real subtle.
>She grumbles something as she fishes a can out of her satchel and cracks it open.
And that's good. I like keeping people guessing and on their toes. Friend of mine lies just for peoples' reactions.
BEASTs anon, are you here? I wanna draw more beasts!
1 out of 5
would anyone like me to post the rest
>>10182189
shit no
ded
as
>>10182207
it's 1 am, i'm bored, and dediced to make a small set of vinny reaction images
>>10182091
Oh yes, you might not. Good luck with your life and rest easy.
>>10182152
That is certainly true, I won't dispute that claim. Even though I was often given the role of support I'd like to believe I can win these tournaments of my own merits, but...it's like there's an outside force taking control over me. My actions are not my own.
>>10182170
So you wish to keep your reasons to yourself? I suppose I can respect that.
>Rubick stares at the can, only just now noticing how dry his throat was.
Say, what is that you're drinking? I'm parched. You don't suppose you can share, do you? I'll promise to be slightly less annoying for you.
HG play town of salem when ?
It's 12:00 AM, you know what that means.
fucked up how the “bad guy” in toy story 2 was just an adult toy collector and toy store owner whose only crime was getting a good deal at a yard sale
not only that but his “evil plan” was to send woody and the other toys from woody’s line to a museum for preservation
dude winds up losing his entire livelihood and going bankrupt and sobbing on live television all because he wanted to preserve a piece of history in a museum
>>10182296
Uraraka Ochako
who won faction games
>>10182308
woah you need to slow dooown
>>10182268
I suspect that as well. Perhaps that is a mystery we will both solve one day...
>>10182300
>just an adult toy collector and toy store owner whose only crime was getting a good deal at a yard sale
But he was told it was not for sale and he stole it regardless.
>>10182289
i like epic mafia
>>10182310
niggers
>>10182308
See, she gets it!
Eric game time, GIVE TRIBUTES.
>>10182296
Eric Andre Show Special featuring Seth Riggins as Co-Star ?
>>10182343
Johnny
>>10182343
Vinny
>>10182343
Elias Ainsworth
>>10182343
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10182343
Reigen Arataka
>>10182343
Araragi Karen
>>10182343
Oh well nevermind.
Seff.
>>10182343
Major Raikov
>>10182300
I wish I was as small as a toy!
>>10182343
Tricky
>>10182268
Yeah, sure, let's go with that. At least around people I don't trust.
>With a sigh, she pulls out another can of Coke and holds it out awkwardly.
I've got plenty, so whatever.
>>10182300
He was a dirty thief, too, I think.
>>10182310
The vampire, Shinobu. Gave it to Pandemonium because I liked them most.
>>10182343
Rika
>>10182346
Oh you fuckin' know it wrestler guy.
>>10182343
Snowman
>>10182343
Mikun
>>10182343
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>10182343
Elliot Rodger, Supreme Gentleman reporting in
>>10182343
Yang Xiao Long
>>10182343
Marie Korbel
>>10182343
Lanaya
>>10182343
Rubick
>>10182343
Soundwave
>>10182343
Kaptinn Bluddflagg
>>10182343
Urotsuki
>>10182343
Sif
>>10182381
>>10182395
>>10182401
w-what's up with the hearts?
>>10182343
Larry David
>>10182343
Gascoigne
>>10182413
they're showing their weak spots
time to fuck them up anon
>>10181942
Not DDD by the way.
>>10182343
The Gay Community
It's happening.
>>10182413
What's wrong, got a problem with hearts?
>>10182413
>>10182430
I wonder how true that secret is.
>>10182444
>posting your actual fucking faces
How autistic must you be
>>10182343
Sam and Max
I want you to tie me down and force me to bump the game.
>>10182447
oshit
>>10182470
Spare us the effort and do it anyways.
>>10182444
what is this supposed to be?
>>10182470
Let's go, let's go!
>>10182470
I'm ready for the show.
>>10182470
I accept this challenge.
>>10182444
I'm gonna draw everybody on here. EVERYBODY.
>>10182470
new pic for vinbo
>>10182461
I was extremely bored at the time.
>>10182470
With my heart set ablaze and withstanding the dark depths of the underworld... I fight for my own justice!
>>10182470
Bumpthegame.grimesshitpost
>>10182470
Vamos! Let's do this, Oh well nevermind. With your muscles and my undying techniques and strenght we can do anything. Let's kick their asses.
>>10182470
Bumping the game would be fun, and fun things are fun! You can never have too much fun, sir
>>10182447
GIB LINK TO SECRET DISCORD
>>10182413
Only a coincidence, I believe. I apologize for any confusion it may have caused.
>>10182470
Please proceed.
>>10182470
Lookin' fine. You may start.
>>10182447
>I TRUSTED YOU
>>10182470
Let's say I forgot to forgot, and I've got a certain vengeance against a certain tribute here who took me for a fool.
Otherwise, I'm ready.
>>10182490
The very people you're posting with in this thread, anon
>>10182447
Gorey pls
PLS
>>10182470
This secret is revealed! It is in the bag!
Eh, we didn't need a bump anyway.
Obviously, we will be using the space code, or as i like to call it, "the code i use to guarantee that this will be a fun time maybe" code.
Also that first event, good god almighty.
>>10182324
I would love that! This has been bothering me for far too long, it would be a great occasion to finally get to the bottom of these mysteries.
>Rubick stares blankly at Lanaya, not so subtly transitioning into the next part of his curiosities.
Speaking of mystery...would it be presumptuous of me to ask what you discovered in the Violet Archives? It's been some time since you discovered them, surely the contents are a secret no more.
>>10182375
>Rubick uses his telekinesis to lift the can out of her hand and float it over towards him.
You see? I'm already making do on my promise. I've not touched you at all.
>Rubick pops the tab and lifts up his mask to take a sip. He swishes the liquid around in his mouth before swallowing to get a feel for the taste.
How...peculiar. I haven't tasted anything like this before.
>>10182413
I'm not sure myself. Something just compelled me to do it.
>>10182605
Gotta admit, doesn't feel as good as the ol' revolver, but it fits, so I'll be keeping it. Just need some targets now.
>>10182605
Hmh, that was easy... Didin't put up a fight...
>>10182605
Well, mamas. Man's gotta go, it's been a fun night, but I've got more important business to attend.
You can grab some cookies on the way out.
>>10182605
Let's see... Hairclip ready, ponytail ready... Fists ready, legs ready... Warmout done. I think I'm more than capable to start. Lettso gotto!
>>10182639
Some... Oroes. Pfffffftttthahffhthh...
Looks like an average monday night for our old pal seth.
>>10182605
Keeping secrets from falling into the wrong hands.
>>10182616
>She sighs, even now he still tries it.
You know I will never tell you Rubick.
>>10182659
I SWEAR YOU'RE ON MY HIT LIST KID IM NOT FUCKING PLAYING TODAY
>>10182470
>urarararararaka was somehow first
>>10182662
Can't remember a thing. Someone's gotta have some answers.
>Snowman twirls her phaser around her finger via the trigger guard.
Any of you care for some questions?
Literally the only person that died was the one person i wanted to win the most. WHY?!
>>10182605
If I don't manage to at least kill something, I'm gonna strangle something.
>>10182616
>Rika makes a point of looking away when the mask is lifted.
Of course not, you come from some low-tech world that only does magic crap, there's no way you could've. My favorite drink, too.
>>10182662
Oooh...where am I...?
>>10182662
>>10182679
>>10182659
Wait..why was I angry again? I don't remember...oh hi Karen, how's your day been?
>>10182407
>>10182682
She's either way too late or way too early like >>10182308
>>10182662
>For one who keeps so many secrets Lanaya is very intrusive
>>10182690
The only mystery is how he died so quickly.
>>10182662
There was something I was supposed to remember, but I can't quite put my finger on it. How.. odd.
You can tell I'm off to a great start since I've already run out of jokes.
>>10182662
It's not like any harm will come from it. Sure, I'll humour you.
>>10182675
Ah, it was worth one last shot. I won't bother you about it again. That is until I forget, of course.
>>10182693
>Rubick takes another cautionary sip, making sure to savour the taste.
This drink is a product of technology, then? Hm. It has an interesting taste.
>Rubick puts the can to his mouth again and drinks all that remains within, crushing the can in his hand once he's done.
I'm not quite yet convinced that I like it, though. Another can is required before I can determine that.
>>10182700
You were not angry at all. In fact you were saying how good were those oreos that you ate the other day... Pffftt... Yeah, that must be it.
>>10182751
Guchau! Roboto doto army won't be able to walk over us, Kosaku Kayarijiti!
>>10182703
They left to do something, but I'll get it to her.
>>10182751
Yep okay that's it strangling something my bakebake will do.
>>10182756
Oh, what the hell? You downed a thing that quick? Seriously? You think I'm just made out of soda here?
test
>>10182778
Thanks. I don't have steam on my pc, and I don't use discord.
>>10182751
Sorry lady but even if I wasn't taken, you're not exactly my type
why are you purposely ignoring me
>>10182786
>They don't got a discord anyhow.
>>10182784
Why can't I post images
>>10182828
Oh, shit, so it's not just me?
>>10182828
Nvm it's my internet being retarded again
4chan is kill
>>10182751
>>10182772
>Kosaku sweats, wiping his forehead once he manages to take down a few robots. "Using my Stand to take care of them wasn't the wisest idea. I am lucky that she hasn't seen any."
They are pronounced 「Robots」, and my last name is not Kayarijiti. Kawajiri. Pronounce it correctly if you wish for this alliance to last for longer than this encounter. How did you even know my name, anyway?
Hey guys.
I'm a furry animal now.
That means you have to love me.
>>10182778
>humps leg
I'm having some issues.
>>10182828
Posting error? I've been getting that the past couple of days and just assumed my wifi was shit
>>10182751
>Rubick looks over his shoulder every now and then to see if Vinny is persuing him. Once he knows he's in the clear, he dives off the speeder before it crashes into a rock.
I've no idea how to use that thing.
>>10182778
Made of soda? No, it would be silly for me to assume such a thing. Although I do recall you saying that you had plenty...
>Rubick
Test
I'm lucky to post at all, fuck images nigga
Looks like we'll have to drop the avafagging and post without images
>>10182845
I want Adachi to be my dog.
>>10182863
Uh ok
Should i just post the events without the images since 4chan is a shitty website?
>Big boy Eric
>>10182841
Aww c'monno. All we need to do is kill the robottos and we'll be able to keep going forward, Kayajiritiyi. I know your name becaaauseeeee....
>Karen raises her hand up high and points at the sky, exactly where the score of all the participants in the arena are being displayed.
...Of that! You can call me Karen, ally of Justice.
>>10182845
>Karen pats the cute doggo and scratches the back of his ear.
Oowwu...
>lets me post autistic memes
>doesn't let me post with my ava to rp
This is stupid.
Bane?
>>10182865
I can post images tho
>testing too
>>10182871
> having to type out all those events
Quick, let's try and figure out the trick.
i was just seeing if i could post images don't mind it
people who are unable to post images should be illegal
>>10182880
>>10182865
but how are we supposed to play hunger games
I'm gay.
>>10182891
CONTINUE THE GAME ON /b/
>>10182845
>Rika punts the dog away screaming bloody murder
>>10182860
...Shut it.
>Rika rolls her eyes and tosses a second can at Rubick casually.
I just prefer saving it for people I like.
>>10182862
That-that's not healthy.
>Rikakakaka
>>10182888
You should be illegal.
>>10182845
> gives scratchies to Dogachi on the head
> Vinny
Maybe it's your provider, not 4chan
>>10182873
>the dog turns into a fish and flops away
>>10182888
who are you
>>10182899
>had already become a fish
>flies away due to the force of the punt with 8-bit music playing in the background
I did it. I fucking did it. I regret doing this, but I did it. I drew everyone on the avafag chart.
BUT I CANT EVEN FUCKING POST IT AAAAAAAAA
>vomits on the poster below
>>10182871
you could always try just uploading the slides to imgur or something and posting the links here
me
>THIS IS THE GAME NOW, LOOK AT MY SHITTY GREEN WORDS
>>10182887
Copy and paste boi.
The Eric Andre Stolen Code Games 33
Day 2
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown completes the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs.
Yang Xiao Long creates Instant Martians with water and sends them after Vinny.
After a laundry mishap, Soundwave is now a simple ship captain.
Kaptinn Bluddflagg traps Marie Korbel in his ship's tractor beam, but Marie Korbel breaks free.
Major Raikov's volley hits Uraraka Ochako's ship at a critical point and it explodes.
Seff lands on a primitive planet and rules it like a God... for twelve hours.
Snowman flies close to a black hole, but manages to escape its pull.
Johnny lands on a primitive planet and rules it like a God... for twelve hours.
Rubick anally probes Araragi Karen before releasing her.
After a laundry mishap, Tricky is now a simple ship captain.
At Elias Ainsworth's trial, Kosaku Kawajiri uses the Chewbacca defense to get him acquitted.
Urotsuki flies close to a black hole, but manages to escape its pull.
Reigen Arataka plants a listening device on Mikun's ship without him noticing.
Elliot Rodger Supreme Gentleman thinks about winning.
Lanaya completes the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs.
Sif questions her sanity.
>>10182751
Thanks for the speech, but I'm not interested in what you're selling. The "dark side" is much more rewarding.
>8
>>10182882
>images pls
???
Get fucked americunts
>>10182921
>avafag chart
W-WHICH ONE?
>>10182931
I'm trying you blood humping bitch
>>10182873
>Kosaku stares upwards, squinting at the score of everyone participating. "Goodness me, is that truly the picture I had used to enter these? Why do I have my latest girlfriend in it? Maybe I should change it sometime."
I see. We will be able to dispose of the 「Robots」 quickly if we devise a plan. They aren't attacking us now, so that gives us time to think. And I would appreciate it, Ms. Karen, if you pronounced my last name correctly. Kawajiri. It isn't that hard to say, is it?
aaaa
>>10182926
Now that would've been a way to go. Not dignified in the least, but it'd make quite the story. If only I could put a bullet in a black hole.
>8
>>10182957
Why did you kill Shigechi you fuck
>>10182909
>Karen looks at Adafish flop away. The way he transformed from a dog to a fish is enough to leave her astonished and rather scared too. However she doesn't dare to touch him or punch the new flying fish.
image limit bois
>>10182967
Nobody that hideous deserves to live. Based Kira did us all a favor
>>10182962
bbbb
Look at Tricky's newest masterpiece.
>>10182899
>Rubick almost misses the catch, but uses telekinesis to stop it mid-air and correct his error.
Ahem. Thank you.
>Once again he downs the can with one gulp, not taking the time to truly appreciate the taste.
I've decided. It's alright, but I enjoy a mango smoothie much more. Especially if the mango had been enchanted beforehand.
>>10182926
You are free to go. Pay no mind to the events that have just occurred, it was just a sort of dark curiosity that spurred it.
Well, that was a nuisance. Remind me who runs this joint, and I'll be paying him a special visit soon.
>>10182926
Nobody stand a chance against me, Elliot Rodger. These are pathetic, waste of air beings.
>>10182985
The absolute madman!
Ameriland reporting in
>>10182957
Don't worry, I got it now! Your name is Kawajiriyi. Very cute last name by the way. It reminds me of the light of Justice that will burn the robottos' circuits. As for a plan... We simply need to punch through them with our brute force! No one will be able to stand on our way if Justice is by our side. What do you think about my plan? You can use your... Thingies and I can use my Karateka moves. I've been training in the dojo for a long time and I would like to use the most deadly movements.
>>10182967
He stole my fucking sandwich and my goddamn girlfriend why wouldn't I kill him
Don't assume that he was in the right I don't give a f u c k if he was a child you don't steal my sandwich and my girlfriend in the same day
Also hey that wasn't me that was actually that David Bowie-looking fucker down the road, Yoshikage Kira was his name I believe
I JUST WANTED TO HOST A GAME FOR ONCE
WHY
>>10183006
how's your ass feeling
>>10182986
"Alright"? Bah! You don't know crap, you're not even taking time to savor it!
>Rika
>>10182985
wtf I hate not having posted my face now
Test
>>10183018
Let's not talk about that. What happens in the arena stays in the arena.
4CHAN IS BANNED IN THE USA
>>10183047
Still here actually
>>10183047
>nah.
So line breaks are the key?
>>10183015
Feel pain. Feel lots of it.
who do you love, HG ?
>>10183070
JUSTICE. And Nii-chan.
>>10183070
Myself
>>10183020
The joys of an enchanted mango smoothie go beyond that of just taste. With its palatable bitersweet flavour it acts as a quick source of mana for those on the go. With this...Coke...I don't feel any of that. In fact, I feel rather ill.
>>10183070
Marisa, just so I can cuck Rika
>>10183070
The absolute beauty who came up with this
>>10182985
How does it stack up to their real images?
r8 these faggots btw
>>10183070
Matoi
>>10183088
Stop anonposting
>>10183095
Please die
>>10182985
My canon ship with Blossom when?
FUCK IT, THIS IS HOW I'M DOING THE GAME NOW
>LOOK AT MY SHITTY GREEN WORDS
The Eric Andre Stolen Code Games 33
Night 2
Rubick and Soundwave have consensual sex for the sole purpose of reproduction.
Urotsuki refuels her ship at a refueling station.
Tricky injects herself with an experimental serum, but it kills her.
Major Raikov is starving, so he kills and eats Marie Korbel.
Reigen Arataka goes to a fortune teller and is told that his ending will be blue, green or red.
After a traffic accident, Sif's head is temporally attached to Elliot Rodger Supreme Gentleman.
Araragi Karen, Kaptinn Bluddflagg and Mikun pass the night talking about their times at the academy.
Yang Xiao Long, Kosaku Kawajiri, Johnny, Elias Ainsworth and Snowman crash land. Elias Ainsworth doesn't survive.
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown's service droid malfunctions and destroys half of his ship.
Lanaya is starving, so she kills and eats Seff.
A mysterious sponsor instructs Vinny in the dark side of the force.
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
>>10183047
>Distant screaming in Texan
>>10183070
My family. Duh.
>>10183092
That requires me to be in a relationship with her in the first place, and you know...I'm pretty sure she doesn't give a crap about anyone in that way at all. Weirdo.
>>10183088
Hah! Well, it's not the healthiest drinkaround, you know. It's mostly caffeine and sugar.
What's going on now?
>>10183006
Kawajiri! Please, my name is Kosaku Kawajiri. It truly strikes a nerve when you keep saying it in such a gross manner. And punching them wouldn't work if it's against metal, even with the aid of your "Karateka" moves. It's metal. I know that you'll hurt yourself doing it.
>Kosaku rolls his sleeves up and walks towards Karen, pointing at one such robot.
「Shining Justice」 alone would not be able to destroy these machines. Or are you implying that you'll be able to kill them just through your moves?
>>10183070
Shinobu. Shinobu Kawajiri.
(The Mona Lisa is pretty cute desu, that's a hand I'd like to protect)
>>10183108
>Said anon, anonposting.
>>10183122
Aw sweet, they actually have free cookies!
> Vinny
>>10183139
>he doesn't get it
lame
>>10183098
Left to right out of 5
>2
>1
>1
>best clown
>3
>underage
>3
>3
>2
>0
>3
>1
>5
>3
>1
>4
>4
>5
>2
>>10183124
You want her to care
why do you make it so hard to love you, HG
>>10183122
So the demon bit it, huh? Color me surprised. I thought one of you made of flesh and blood would've died instead of him.
>>10183098
holy shit yuno is hot
>>10183108
>sorry anon
>here is my beautiful face
>>10183124
Caffeine and sugar? That does sound for an unhealthy mix. How many of these do you consume a day? Should somebody be worried about your health?
>MY INTERNET SUCKS, SO THIS IS THE GAME
The Eric Andre Stolen Code Games 33
Day 3
Major Raikov thinks about winning.
A mysterious sponsor upgrades Sif's ship.
Soundwave tracks a potential bounty through a freezing wasteland, but loses sight of him.
Lanaya fires a missile at Snowman's ship, but she jumps into hyperspace before impact.
After a protracted battle, Araragi Karen tells Vinny that she is his father.
Reigen Arataka, Kosaku Kawajiri, Johnny and Kaptinn Bluddflagg enter a race. Kaptinn Bluddflagg wins.
A mysterious sponsor instructs Yang Xiao Long in the light side of the force.
Elliot Rodger Supreme Gentleman sabotages a refueling station, killing Mikun and Urotsuki in the explosion.
Rubick's universal translator breaks and he can no longer understand anyone.
A mysterious sponsor gives Lord Ainz Ooal Gown an astromech droid.
>>10183124
How come i can only post death slides
>>10183122
>Karen drinks from a tiny package of juice while she has a nice conversation with both of them. Though she keeps yelling about Justice and mentioning her Nii-chan in any opportunity she can get.
>>10183129
Oi, oi, you don't have to put such a face. I was simply joking a little. Welcome to the teamu, Kawajiri. As for what the robotto you're pointing at... Yes! My finishing move will be enough to punch through the metal frame of it and damage its internal structure. My training keeps me in form and I'm truly sure I can fight against them with only, and only my fists... Maybe with my legs as well.
>Karen childishly smiles, rubbing a index finger between her nose and her mouth.
Internet please, it's not even raining.
I'm doing a crappy Chrono Trigger edit involving Emi and Cthulhu. Trying to decide which 3 avas to fight against them. Do I do one of mine and let dubs decide the other two? Or let dubs decide all 3?
>>10183197
Listen, doll, I'd love to stay and chat, but I don't feel like dying today. Sayonara.
>>10183243
So that was the clone, huh? Doesn't matter.
>Snowman then aims the phaser at Soundwave.
>testing.
>>10183156
Nah. I'm content with how I am now. She's not my "type" anyways.
>>10183190
Eeeeh, I dunno. Anywhere from...three to a dozen, probably, on average.
>She smirks before taking a long drink from the can.
Aaah...and nope. Funny thing is, that when Sigma blew up that first time, a lotta my bodily processes ceased to do anything, or slowed down like crazy. I stopped growing, and my body doesn't even care what gets in it as long as it's something, and I don't even need to sleep much now.
...It's a mixed bag. Means I don't get much of a chance to, you know...grow. Physically. That part sucks.
>>10183209
>Rika proceeds to scream in rage internally.
>>10183254
Let the power of dubs decide for all 3
Oh thank fuck it's working again.
>>10183254
Gimme de dubs
>>10183254
You should keep your cancerous OC to yourself.
>>10183254
Dubs
>>10183243
I thought Raikov was gay.
>>10183275
Alright. I'll do it after the game.
>>10183286
>not wanting OC
kys
>>10183152
Thanks for that 5, senpai.
bEASTS ANON WHERE ARE YOU AAAAa
>>10183223
>Kosaku sighs, looking towards the girl with a bemused expression. "Although I truly hate that phrase, there's nothing else I can say in relation to this. やれやれ。 I'm lucky there aren't any more coming this way."
Then you may as well do so. I have a few tricks up my sleeve as well. If you truly believe you can do it, then I implore you to show me. This way, we can make plans according to our abilities and luck will be on our side.
>>10183271
(A+
See me after class)
>>10183297
No problem, Literally Solid Snake!
>>10183296
It involves Emi n Cthulhu so it's automatic cancer to him.
>>10183197
>Karen puts the most serious face she can make, looking up at Vinny right after a cloud of dirt flies from in between them.
Vinny... I know you have no idea. I didn't do a good job when you were just a kid. Why am I saying this? Because... Vinny... You shouldn't fight against me. I am no other than your... FATHER!
>She stays serious for a bit, locking her eyes on him before her lips start to shake a little and unable to keep her laugh at bay she bursts all of the sudden.
PFttthahahaha..... Look... Look at your face... Hahahahahh.
>>10183284
You have to do what you have to do to get ahead around here. 'Course, I don't want rumors to fly, so...
hi
sorry
bye
>>10183254
>>10183296
gtfo nufag
Wait now that the images are working i actually have to think of commentary again.
FUCK.
Also HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE 20 ALIENS.
>>10183333
Holy shit i just realized that she's not wearing pants and it's giving me conflicting feelings.
>>10183274
>>10183350
no u
>>10183254
Trouble?
>>10183286
You should keep your unwanted opinion to yourself.
>>10183346
I said after Eric's game!
So what are your thoughts on the seasonal /co/ hunger games threads?
>>10183243
Oh well. A clone is an exact replica, is it not? Then it isn't a big deal.
>>10183274
So you are forever doomed to be the Tiny Terror Rika. If only it had happened later into your developmental stages, it would be an overall benefit for you. What a shame indeed.
>Rubick shakes his head as he uses his telekinesis to quietly sneak out a another two cans of Coke, talking with Rika to distract her.
The sky is looking especially nice today, isn't it?
>>10183284
It's fine.
best nufag?
>>10183412
Sorry, I'm not paying too much attention to the thread
>>10183416
it's cancer
>>10183430
Me.
>>10183430
I'm inclined to say Marisa, but is there a list of 2017fags floating around somewhere?
>>10183430
Me XD
>>10183311
>She tilts her head to a side while he keeps looking at her with those penetrating eyes which scream ''I'm gonna do it, I'm fucking serious.''
Mhmm. You'll see. Just look.
>Karen turns around, adopting her battle stance, raising both of her hands.
If you're here then you might know already but...
>The girl dashes forward, like a flaming bullet with a fist on her right hand.
...The secret to win isn't luck...
>The second her fist connects right on the metallic chest of the robot, her hand gets sore almost instantly due to the hardness of it but at the same time a ''CRACK'' resounds around them.
...Justice is what we need.
>The robot explodes right in front of Karen's face and she goes off flying into the air before landing right beside Kosaku, dropping like a plushie made out of cotton.
S-s-seee?
>>10183448
Close enough to a list, right?
>>10183430
Eric or Kosaku imho desu
>>10183171
You don't have to love me, but I love you.
>>10183430
>nufag
>good
Pick one.
>>10183439
Why?
>>10183430
Karen desu.
>>10183431
Also I forgot to add, sprite versions of the ava preferred. Like pic related. Or at least a small image that has the complete character.
>>10183369
Please, stare all you want. Gives me some satisfaction. Just don't stare as much as that pitiful Major unless you feel like dying.
>>10183440
>>10183457
You suck
>>10183470
Jesus fucking christ kill it with fire.
>>10183501
You swallow XD
Who don't you miss?
Oh god, now i have the image of Rubick's balls stuck in my head.
Eeugh.
>>10183470
What kind of autism is that?
>>10183098
Tricky a qt/10
>>10183513
Bolin.
>>10183513
Parsee
>>10183513
Yukine
>>10183513
My ego
>>10183542
>>10183550
>Parsee isn't gone
>>10183562
>>10183530
That canon Elliott event
>>10183465
何?!
>Kosaku steps back and clutches his chest, taking in the events that had just occurred. "Is this girl...? No, no, I was only joking when I had said it like t h a t! There is no conceivable way that this girl has a Stand! Could it be that this girl's Stand is 「Hammer of Justice」?"
Yes... Yes! Yes, I see what you mean. What in the name of Morioh was that? I have no time to argue on how useful luck is, I must know what just happened!
>>10183472
(I love you too, friendo)
>>10183311
Good evening, Mr. Kawajiri. I hadn't seen you in a while. How have you been faring as of lately?
>>10183530
What a shame. Would've been a perfect trap if he accepted. Guess I'll have to do things the hard way.
>>10183542
Alright alright, I know you're all hungry, so i set up this nice little feast for all of you guys. Just don't start killing each other alright?
>>10183470
Where's lucky?
>>10183598
>friendo
You don't even know my name
F-fuck you
>>10183640
People told me Lucky is from 2016.
>>10183628
Squashed just like a bug. Perfect. Just need to find some sap to wipe him off before I leave. I'd hate to leave his blood and guts on the hull.
>>10183624
Looks like my aunt if I'm honest :v)
I can't think of any jokes, to busy eating some surgery cereal.
>>10183646
Really now? He did a good job of masking it, then.
>>10183530
Woo... So, my endign will be blue, green or red? Hmph. I wonder if I can combine the colors of my ending to forge a new one and predict my own ending as my destiny.
>>10183598
>Karen places her palm on the floor to use it as leverage to stand up. Her right hand obviously has a few sore spots here and there but nothing to make her feel pain.
That was the Karen~da special. One of the many moves I know as an ally of Justice. With the never ending flame, and constant help of it, I can unleash their power at will... Sort of. Maybe. Just in case. Mhmm. But my technique and strength has to do more with the training I've been doing in the dojo. You look pretty strong yourself. I'm sure you don't even need to punch them. You kill them with yadda eyes.
>>10183678
Let me help you then.
Snowman senses a disturbance?! It may as well be all over his carrot noose!
Apparently Elliot and Yan Xiao have a new frienship which will last forever or so they say. Nothing can last forever in the arena though!
Rubick not only molested Karen's butt but he also wanted to kill her?! I don't know if that's PG!
I feel like this game would be one of those really bad movies you find at the bottom of the bargain bin.
>>10183678
Yeah, and it's me. Anyone wanna contest that?
>>10183717
I'm not that kinda snowman, kid. Does it look like I am?
>>10183748
>Karen scans his body up and down.
Oh... True. I'm sorry. You're a snowoman.
Look at this final five we got here, i can tell already that somebody is pissed off about the fact that one of these people is gonna win.
>>10183370
...She's tougher than that, she'd never act up like that.
>>10183420
Not unless I've been working on some magic that could potentially undo the effects so long as I pump energy in to it, that is...bah. At least I don't take up much space!
>With a flick of the wrist a pair of tiny white spheres of energy fly out from her hand, puncturing the cans both ways.
It's called "Asking", jackass. And it's night time, of course it looks nice....
>Sorry about the delay, computer decided to explode.
>>10183598
>YO.
>Yo.
>Was that Hammerfall?
>>10183605
>Kosaku looks back unexpectedly, smiling as soon as he realizes who he's looking at. "That's a face I haven't seen in a while."
Good evening, Marie. It has indeed been a while since we have conversed. I have been doing... relatively well. A few conflicts have happened, but they are merely nuisances. How have you been?
>>10183642
(I would allow you to {fuck me} but your hands are of subpar Q U A L I T Y
S-So does this mean you don't like me anymore? I'm sorry I didn't mean it)
>>10183717
Me? Strong? Please, I'm not as buff as some people here, and I doubt that I can even come close to being as strong as you are. And my eyes are perfectly fine, thank you. Have you never seen a salaryman with black eyes before?
>Kosaku looks around, looking for anymore robots. "That's strange. Wasn't there a few more we were fighting? Karen must have taken care of them while I wasn't looking. Oh, well."
I don't train like the others here do. I just stretch before I go to bed. I doubt I look that strong.
>>10183764
If that's what you want to think. Just remember the face and the name, alright?
>>10183771
Might as well make a bit of bank while I'm here.
>>10183787
Yes it was Hammerfall
It is within my personal opinion that they make some g o o d s h i t, okay, their song names are badass enough to be Stand names
>>10183794
I like who I like for the reasons that I like them
Not knowing my name is not a legitimate reason for me to not like you
In short: IT'S JOKE
>>10183787
Can I abuse her
Somebody really needs to work on those tractor beams one of these days, they always end up being completely useless.
>>10183825
>Most power metal could. Like Manowar for example, if you count them.
>>10183840
If you want to be murdered violently.
>>10183845
FUCKING
EMBARRASSED
What have you done to help hg?
>>10183861
She's not the type of gal to take no for an answer. I'll remember that when she's pleading for her life at the end of a six-shooter.
>>10183876
>A lot
>>10183876
Nothing.
>>10183876
Drawn people and made people happier!
>>10183876
Made a host list for more organized people
Hosted
Made cards
Edited stuff for people/found images for them
>>10183838
What you d i d n ' t know is that I was also joking because your hands are [most likely] of good quality, 7/10 might bang
I like you as well mang, you're a good man from what I've seen
>>10183854
Yes, indeed, that is a fucking badass name, but just consider this, which is a great song by itself
"You may have cornered me, but it's truly all for naught, {generic JoJo name}. Go on and strike me with {JoJo Stand name}, but I dare you to fight me with my Stand! 「Stronger Than All」!"
>>10183876
I used to host back when I had an ava
>>10183876
Made retarded edits for people and hosted when the chance allows.
>>10183794
Even if you don't think you're buff, your body shape looks like someone who really cares about strength.... I don't think I've seen a salaryman with black eyes before. Hehe.
>Karen rubs the back of her head and sticks her tongue out.
Oopsie. Well, if you don't train like the others then you certainly should. Your body is already in good shape and with a little push you'll be able to kill the robottos with your fists alone and nothing else. Who knows what kind of power you're keeping on. We won't know or you won't know until you actually develop these skills and your body itself. You can go to the same dojo I go! People of all ages can learn and workout there.
>>10183811
I think you're a bit unfinished...
>She crouches down and grabs a carrot. Then she slowly walks towards the snowoman and plants an end of the vegetable right in the middle of his dark face.
Uhmm... It doesn't stick in. Should I buy some glue?
>>10183794
As fine as I can possibly be, fortunately. Nothing too out of the ordinary, at least by this place's standards. Hopefully you haven't been too troubled by life as of lately, either.
What is the best dead rising game out of the entire series and why is it dead rising 4?
>>10183876
Sometimes I log on to the internet to look at pictures.
I haven't done much.
Sometimes I wish I could just make myself disappear.
>>10183924
That's a funny way to spell OG Dead Rising. This alone makes it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atKUCxXanXA
>>10183896
I do more bad than good, but thanks
>>10183907
>The carrot just falls to the ground, since contrary to popular belief, Snowman is not an actual snowman. She stares intensely at Karen for several seconds.
>Then, she suddenly whips out her revolver and fires a shot into Karen's shoulder.
>>10183876
I have hosted
Uhh
That's it I think
>Still have Jude's unlimited sim chilling on my desktop
Anyone ever get that working? Might be neat to give it a shot
I'm liking the lineup we got for the final three.
WINNER NEXT SLIDE.jpg
>>10183937
Good taste.
Damn this corrupt political system of ours!
>>10183907
I am not a fighter. I only participate in these events because I have nowhere else to go while I am stuck here. And I suppose I am grateful to be the first, even if it's someone like me.
>Kosaku puts up his hands, smiling in order to politely turn down her offer. "Train with her? If we spar, she'll kill me just by batting an eyelash! I'd prefer to train by myself if I needed to. Goodness knows that my Stand is powerful enough."
No, thank you! I appreciate the offer, but I'm already preoccupied by my office job and my family at home. I care for my wife and son, you see? They would surely be asking me why I've been gone.
>>10183913
Oh, I'm afraid a few mistakes have been plaguing me as of lately. I wouldn't want to burden you with them, much less ask you for aid, so I shall refrain from explaining more.
>Kosaku sighs, sitting down and looking towards the game currently taking place.
Where were we last time we were speaking? I believe that... you were asking me questions about a few places.
>>10183949
(I see only the best in people
>kissus in weeaboo)
>>10183896
>I think that that would be the same type of Stand as「NUMBER ONE」.
>>10184006
Something's telling me he did that on purpose.
>>10183937
Gone guru is the reason I kept the xbox on
And just like that after all of the technical difficulties and the incredibly slow slide posts, we have the winner of tonight's game! Congratulations Dota 2 guy! I mean, Rubick!
>>10184051
>Rubick won
WHAT THE FUCK
>>10183678
>>10183717
It was a probe. The aliens I was working with deemed in necessary to find a cure for a disease that had been plaguing them for a millennia. It was all very sad.
>>10183787
>Rubick opens up his palm, and a stream of energy pours out of Rika and fills up his hand. He then closes his hand, the energy soon dissipating into his body.
Asking. I will remember to ask next time I desire one of those canned drinks.
>>10183771
This currency is of no use to me back at home, so I may as well use it on frivolous items such as these gold plated death orbs.
>>10183861
Hello? Is this establishment the one known as "Pizza Hut?" It is? Well, I would like to say this to you: more like Pizza Butt. Goodbye.
>Rubick hangs up the phone.
>>10184006
Yes, I believe he is the one who did it. Kill him. He's a criminal.
>>10184051
Ahhhhhhh, I've not felt this in such a long time. In four months, I believe. After coming so close last game I feel it is a miracle that I have finally reached the spot that I have desired for so long now. Thank you.
>>10184073
I would be screaming alongside you but I'm running out of energy. It's as much of a shock to me as it is you. To think a simple lie would be the move to grant me first place. It's the essence of what I am.
>>10184014
As you wish. I'd rather not interfere with others' personal matters.
If I recall correctly, we were discussing the nature of this place and the purpose it serves, specially considering whatever entity or force controlling it has the power to bring us back from the dead and to nullify the... abilities some of us have to a degree.
In hindsight, though, it sounds like a rather silly question, due to the sheer unpredictability of this place.
Look at that, four kills! Finally we have a winner that actually KILLED for his right to stand on that victory circle!
Also it's great having a popular character win for once, no effort into find good pictures for the wincard.
>>10184038
Are you telling me I share the same type of Stand of Robbie Rotten? If it's not a punch ghost I will be pissed
"You're getting on my nerves, {JoJo name}. I don't know what it'll take for you to get out of my life, but I know that for sure that this is the end of your journey. In ten seconds, you will experience a death so painful that you'll spend the rest of your afterlife in pain. 「Be Quick Or Be Dead」."
>>10184051
'Grats, hun.
>>10184120
Thanks for the show.
Only 2 peaceful slides? That's gotta be a record.
>>10184051
Congratulations. You deserve this bictory.
>>10184120
Thank you very much for the chance.
>>10184120
That was nice of you.
Thanks
RUBICK
FUCKING
WON
>>10184119
Thank you. I am sure they will be rectified soon.
>Kosaku stares at the arena for a second in thought, before looking back at Marie. "Ah, yes, I remember. If there's one thing I know now, it's that the entity is taking this all as a game. She's just like Hayato."
I remember it now. I have gotten a possible theory on what the entity, or perhaps what the force is. Do you think that, perhaps, maybe this all could be a dream? Certainly not mine, that's not what I'm implying. Someone else's.
>>10183953
>Karen tries to react but the bullet goes traight into her shoulder. Right in that moment, the shock of what just happened helps her with the man but it still intense.
AW, AW, AWWW!! WHYYY?! A SNOWOMAN ISN'T SUPPOSED TO CARRY WEAPONS. I'LL TELL MY NII-CHAN!
>>10184014
Well, the event just finished and the robottos ottos seem to be scattered around random places now. Now you can go and visit your wife and son before the next event... If you want of course.
>She shoots a wide, warm smile at him.
That's a bummer. You seem pretty strong yourself but I have to go for now. I'll see you later Kosaku~da.
So who's your favorite loli, HG?
>>10184205
the blonde vampire ones
>>10184205
''You dare to show up right in this instant? Where are my DONUTS.''
>>10184205
The one that bullies you
>>10184205
You, Lolirider.
>>10184205
Is it okay to think things like this?
I don't think it is
>>10184120
Thank you for the game. This is sure to boost my ranking a considerable amount, too. I've been stuck in the two-thousandth spot for far too long.
>>10184143
>>10184152
You are too kind.
>>10184181
Please, you sound more ecstatic over my win then I do myself! I might have to start yelling too if I properly want to celebrate.
>Knucklehead gently wades around close to the shoreline, letting herself be carried in by the shallow waves.
>>10184205
the ones in my harem
>>10184218
this
>>10184218
I love-
>>10184221
G-Gomen, I hadn't realized you were here, Shinobu-Sama!
>>10184223
Isecretlylovetobebullied
>>10184225
Sometimes I wish to be the loli, but I'd much rather be WITH a loli.
>>10184226
Perchance.
>>10184204
>Snowman holsters the gun and grins with satisfaction at Karen's immense pain.
Tell her what you want. It won't take the bullet out of your shoulder.
>8
>>10184258
Y-YUKINE?
>>10184204
I will do it soon. There's someone else I wish to talk to before I leave the premises. I have to be the lookout for machines that might harm us. I cannot sleep easy tonight if they're still roaming around.
>Kosaku raises his hand, smiling as Karen leaves. "Despite her 'unnatural' abilities, she does seem to be a kind girl. I refuse to let my guard down around her, but it's worth noting for later. But the last thing she said... it reminds me of Rohan."
I'm just a mere salaryman. Farewell for now, Karen. The next time we meet, I will tell you how many robots I have disposed of.
>Kosaku
>>10184258
Worst regalia, would not befriend
>>10184196
That would imply that either we're figments of said person's imagination ourselves, or that somehow we've been trapped inside someone else's mind.
The second one seems more likely, though that would also imply that we're under the influence of an individual with some sort of psychic ability.
And even then, that only raises more questions, such as what kind of person is he or she to come up with such varied scenarios, or what would happen to us if he or she were to wake up.
>Marie
>>10184051
And a delayed congratulations and such. Thanks for the show.
>>10184077
Oh, you're using your ability on that? Seriously? The most basic-ass offensive magical thing you can even do?
>>10184122
>Number 1 is a Manowar Song, mateo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYKfzPMMwDc
>I am now filled with 「Hatred」.
>Rika who needs to stop getting dragged away
>>10184258
who the fuck keeps drawing these