/sugie/ - Steven Universe General
I definitely did it right, in exile, edition
>Log Date 7 15 2
>It Could've Been Great
>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Set her quietly on the floor while I contemplate the fact that Vidalia apparently leaves her garage open, then confronts anyone who walks in with a gun and her finger on the trigger.
thought you'd all like to know there will be a 2 hour block of SU starting at 6pm EST on CN.
Story for Steven
Sworn to the Sword
>People genuinely think Stevidot is gonna become canon
Why would you even believe that?
>HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN STEVEN
I feel bad doing this so early in the thread but what the fuck is this /sugie/ shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 45 (1/?)
Pressing his ear to the front door, Ronaldo can faintly make out Lars' and Dongleston's voices coming from the front yard. Sure, he and Lars hadn't been on the best terms as of late, but he never thought his former best friend would rat him out so willingly. He secures the locks and quickly looks around for something small to break or sabotage. Something subtle. Something Lars won't notice for weeks or months. Something difficult to trace back to Ronaldo. Smashing the tv would be too obvious, too expensive to replace when Lars inevitably comes looking for money and/or a fight. Should he steal something? He doesn't see anything of value in the living room and there's no time to run for Lars' room. He must act fast. His eyes race across the walls and floor, to the hallway leading toward the back of the house, and lock onto a vase containing a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Perfect.
Catch up with this wonderful link yall!!!!!!
enjoy the audio book. I got shitloads of link space on this first post!!!!
onaldo pedals as fast as his flabby legs will go, the chain of Lars' stolen bicycle trailing close behind. It's one thing to not lock your bike to anything in your unfenced back yard, but who the hell attaches the thing to the bike's seat and not one of the wheels? Ronaldo is not a bike guy. He hadn't owned one since he was 10 years old, but even he knew these common rules of bicycle security. Lars was never the smartest kid, so this was to be expected, but that hadn't stopped Ronaldo's sense of pity from temporarily overcoming his anger at being betrayed. For a moment he even considered turning himself in. Poor Lars knows not what he does, and maybe Dongleston would allow him to live. After all, it was Ronaldo who had in these past 24 hours seen things he was not meant to see. Horrors he wished he could erase from his mind completely. Lars is both innocent and ignorant, he thinks, so why kill him as well? It likely didn't matter to these hardened government types. For all he knows, they're robots. Or reptilians. What kind of human being would empty 9 rounds into an unarmed man holding a cell phone? No, Lars is doomed. If only Ronaldo had told him what he'd seen. What he now knew. Lars never would have run off to find the cop had that bomb been dropped on him. But it's too late for him now, and Ronaldo presses on, determined not to suffer the same fate. He turns right at an intersection and jumps the bike up onto the sidewalk, blasting down the cracked concrete.
Sadie is waddling through the dark when she hears a faint whirring from ahead, getting louder fast. She stops and squints. The street lights are out, of course. Thanks, Lars, for not doing this at a reasonable hour. The whirring is much closer now. By the time she realizes the sound's origin, the bicycle crashes into her, knocking her to the pavement to roll off into the dirt and grass between the sidewalk and the road. Aching all over, she slowly lifts herself off to her knees and looks for the idiot cyclist she now plans to sue harder than a cyclist has ever been sued. Ronaldo Fryman is straightening the bike and attempting to take back off. "OH NO YOU DON'T DICKHEAD" she screams, lunging forward and grabbing the chain dangling from the bike's seat. She pulls hard, yanking the bicycle back and sending Ronaldo sprawling forward onto the ground. He tries to crawl away as Sadie limps toward him, seizing the scruff of his silk dragon shirt and lifting him to his feet.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, RONALDO? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU IDIOT." Ronaldo looks scared. Good.
"I'm sorry Sadie. I was in a big hurry. I still am. I really need to go, Sadie." He looks nervously back toward where he was coming from and tries to pull away, but Sadie just holds on tighter.
"Look here, you absolute SHIT. You are NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING YOUR BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK. IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT? HAS NO ONE EVER TAUGHT YOU BIKE ETIQUETTE?" Sadie does not remember the last time she was this angry.
"Why can't I ride my bike on the sidewalk, again?" asks Ronaldo, the strange tone in his voice seeming to imply pleasure from having his rights questioned.
we all know the group fuck thing is endgame
"I just TOLD you, it's against the LAW."
"Why should I follow a law if it's STUPID?" Ronaldo no longer appears scared or distraught. He is excited. Sadie already hates this.
"It's not a STUPID law, because, as you can see, it prevents shit like THIS happening."
"This was a freak accident, Sadie. Things like this only happen every once in a blue moon. You can't punish all bike owners just because one stupid one messed up. It's unfair."
"It's not a PUNISHMENT, Ronaldo, it's there to protect people from getting hurt. Sorry if it's INCONVENIENT to you."
"You're damn right it's inconvenient!" he exclaims, "For me and everyone else! When a cyclist has to ride off on the side of the road, passing motorists are forced to slow down so as to not hit them. Traffic comes grinding to a halt and you're not even in the road! The sidewalk just makes more sense."
"There's no traffic now. I haven't seen a single goddamn car this entire walk, as a matter of fact. You have no excuse to be riding on the sidewalk at night."
"Sure, I'm in the wrong right now and again, I am very sorry. But look, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to ride your bike down the sidewalk during the day. It's smooth and it's easy. If you see someone, you go around them."
I-isn't it much more fun when they don't confirm anything except Ruby and Sapphire, and we can just speculate about the rest?
I always thought that was more endearing: the fact that anyone could be right.
"What if they're in the middle of a narrow sidewalk?"
"Then you call out 'HEY BUDDY, MAKE WAY'"
"What if, like most people walking alone on the sidewalk, this person is wearing headphones?"
Ronaldo looks defeated for a moment before the spark returns to his eyes.
"Well, there's the unwritten rule"
"what unwritten rule?"
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"It's like escalators. If you're not in a hurry and just want to stand, you make sure you're off to the right side of the escalator so people can get past you if they want. It's the same with sidewalks, so I don't see why you can't throw a bike into the equation."
"You're so full of shit, Ronaldo. I've never heard of these rules before in my life."
"Don't you drive? Are you not familiar with the concept of a passing lane?"
"But there are LANES on the road. Not on the sidewalk you fucking moron."
"Then what are those?" Ronaldo points behind her at the sidewalk. When she turns her head to look, he twists free from her grip and sprints off into the darkness.
Sadie rubs her sore shoulder, kicks the wheel of the bicycle and continues to Lars' house.
what a goddamn mess! 5 posts yall, fuck me!!!!!
Well, the blind bags never materialized, but maybe the plushes will after the runaway success of the funkos.
Let's assume Steven gets the good ending with Homeworld and Earth unifying (like, having Humans live on HW and Gems living on Earth)
What happens to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl now that they don't need to fight? What happens in their lives?
maybe small plushes? or it means plushes of the chracters. i dunno. some characters won't look good as plushes but i hope they look halfway decent because either way i'll impulse buy.
why do people call pearl salty? she went through a 1000 year war for rose and then she looses him to a guitar playing retard. i'd be pretty fucked up too.
Amethyst could easily and logically coerce Peridot into doing sex acts.
Peridot is eager to please. She's also new to human culture. Amethyst can show her and even slightly skew "the ultimate submissive act" that one does for another. And eventually Amy would get her to do even more raunchy things, all very gradually to inhibit protest.
But mainly just fucking Peri with a progressively larger cock to hear her funny, squeaky voice.
So you're saying that if they're battle sisters, who's on top?
I doubt it'd happen, but it'd be nifty if Lapis wound up being a "bad influence" on Steven as her arc.
Like, Peridot was just niave and needed to be taught. But Lapis could be a lot more wild and "I'll do what I want" and end up roping Steven into shit or making him shirk his responsibilities.
It'd be even better if she turns out to be like this because she used to be a high up gem in BD's court and had a lot of leisure/free time to do what she wanted.
>Peridot will never sexually assult Connie after Amethyst tells her it's ok
>Steven will never get raped by Connie because of this
>Steven will never then shatter Peridot for hurting his girlfriend and then peeing on her remains
Got a puppy and it's been driving me fucking nuts having to take it out to shit every half hour. When I close my eyes all I see is a big creamy turd falling out a little dog's ass. I haven't had a good night's sleep in 2 weeks and I'm probably dying. Overall solid 5/10 experience, could always be worse. Thanks for reading, blog. Good night and God bless
It'd be really lame if Lapis is a goodie two shoes all the way. It'd be an interesting twist to see her doing something awful because she might think Steven doesn't know what's best for himself.
I mean, we've had a couple of "mother knows best!" episodes before the bomb.
Nah, I doubt Peridot is smart enough to abuse bugs and whatnot. More likely, she gets stuck on the first boss, then concludes that the game was intended to be beaten by hacking it and reprogramming it so that all the enemies instantly die. Then she breathlessly relates her victory over the childish game to Steven, saying that it was no match for a master gamer.
>"Uh, Peridot, all you had to do was hit the eye."
I wonder if there's a dub or something that refers to them as that.
The French one changes Ruby and Sapphire to "Best Friends". Which is weird that America would have the openly gay characters and France would change it.
Are you really surprised? It's /pol/, they think that BB-8 is meant to symbolize cuckolded white men.
>drop by /co/
>more SU threads than usual
>check archive for last general
>everyone assravaged at mod
Maybe if you dirtbags hadn't made duplicate threads, roll games and loads of offtopic garbage, we could at least have had weekend threads like Star vs.
Was it worth it?
Ill be posting some of the previous thread requests. Please ask for more.
I can't remember where I heard about the French dub. It might have been the Pizza Party Podcast or POS Podcast. I can't speak French but here's "Stronger Than You" (or "Fusion Surprise" apparently) in French:
I once had a dreamplan where I traveled to the CN HQ and tracked down the guy who does the bump voice overs. Than I trick him into saying Least. After that, I hear on over to a supply closet and wait until everyone goes home. Using their audio equipment, i splice in "Least" instead of "New", and set it to air the next time TTG plays.
If they try to remove it, their servers will lock up for a couple days while "Your Least Favorite Show!" Will play before and after every single episode.
Maybe people are finally realizing it's hot chili shit.
>this gem comes up and smacks your girl's ass
French Garnet sounds really cute
Also, It's a small detail, but I like the 'A-A-A-A-more' lyric.
They and Steven will still be the Crystal Gems, and while they may have outgrown their use, they will stand by each other's side, until the end of time. Either that or uni Steven impregnated them.
Hate to be THAT guy but unless in the good ending all the corrupted monsters are taken care of i say they still got something to do after all is said and done.
pic related with ruby, sapphire or lapis pointing at/exposing their gems.
>just plainly sticks out hand gem/back gem and asks to whack it with a bat
Made me giggle.
Even the emperor can't compete with the OG Murdercock
They really only should go out if both of them don't want to cook, don't have anything to cook with, or if they're feeling fancy. Otherwise staying home and cooking is the way to go.
I requested the original and this one, not that divorce pic.
Yes, its rough but i guess it will do.
Fuck your gemfus.
You fags are the reason why we aren't on /co/.
I'm not the original drawfag, but I hope you don't mind a shitty doodle.
only the finest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD72LbIk02M
I don't have a good place to vent this, but man I miss old /co/.
I was just in a thread about a shitty tumblr comic and people started talking about gender and shit, it was fun. But it got removed for being off topic.
We can't talk about anything even in the context of a comic about that exact subject because it's triggering people into reporting and the mods go along with it.
I don't get how people can listen to music while studying or something. If the music is good enough you shouldn't be able to concentrate so well on other things.
Don't get me wrong, I'll put something on to have in the background while I shitpost, but for the most part it's best to sit down and listen to something without any distractions.
He can't deny it, he wants Amethyst.
Was seriously about to give up if i couldn't find this.
I want to smell each gems anus and sample their unique scent and musk.
I want to see how each gem farts and stool sample is different from each other.
Listening to music is good when just doing something like Shitposting, or on a bus or something.
Personally, I find the best times to listen to music is on the bus, or taking a walk. It leaves you to your thoughts and just appreciate the stuff, and let you mind go wander
It's fun to imagine pictures to music when you got nothing better to do
pearl would be mad over all the factual errors
>but, that's not true at all!
>Lapis is either OP as fuck or useless as shit in a fight
>People think she wont either get smashed or become a background character as significant as the humans
>she's like a necromancer/mage and will summon shit to fight for her
She doesn't have that shit at all
>and will summon shit to fight for her then if she gets nasty will use her water attacks.
What if she isn't near water?
>Implying anyone on Earth would be able to stop her if she stopped giving a fuck about Steven.
CGs clearly got BTFO, so stuff it.
>far into the future
>indians still can't into personal hygiene
So do we know for sure that the next episode is gonna be "Super Watermelon Island"?
after the lapis lazuli special first aired. iv been here long. and i drawfag at least once a day.
>Hurr she's useless without that one thing that makes her powerful.
By that logic, Garnet is weak without fusion, Jasper is weak without her Gem destabilizer, and Peridot is completely harmless without her limb enhancers. Cry moar.
Why do you have to be mad? He's a good artist.
"I'm sorry, Rose. It's just *ah unf* s-so good!"
request from the other thread, i was doing some other stuff
This artist. He did a few of these when I started doing my Greg/Pearl short stories.
Tbh X-Man that guys art is so much more fun than before.
/sug/, I want to watch the SU marathon but I don't have cable and I don't want to rely on a shit CN livestream that lags like shit (looking at you LiveTvCafe).
Can you help me find a good SU or CN livestream where I can watch the marathon?
Just download from the MEGA YOU FUCKING!!!
I have this saved, and one more.
would bad pearl listen to this?
if not, then what?
Do you love the alien /sug/?
I just pulled this off his tumblr
Guys, are the episodes from the mega in the OP ripped from iTunes, PlayStore or some crap like that? I've downloaded a couple episodes before but I 've just gotten around to downloading them all alfuckingready and I don't wanna do so and then find out some of them have the CN logo and all that shit
If they say WEB-DL then they're iTunes.
HDTV are for the ones that are ripped when it's airing.
This one, who im guessing is femanon? I can't be sure though.
i miss when CN would show a gem classroom clip during the credits after the SU marathons
Maybe they decided to make that cut scene from Zuke's storyboards into one of those.
Imagine, chibi Peridot
>picking a favorite drawfag
Fine. Hamsterparade did a lot of quality content for the threads.
Their linework is awesome and their colored stuff is great.
I hope they draw for the threads again.
Usually the iTunes ones are damn good but sometimes they screw things up.
The WEB-DL/iTunes versions of Shirt Club and Love Letters had their aspect ratios and colors screwed up, so some technically savvy anon had to fix that.
anyone have a quick sketch idea. I wanna sketch but I'm also multi-tasking.