/sugie/ - Steven Universe General I definitely did it right,

>>1007510
You did it WRONG.

>>1007527
Link to improved thread.
>>1007536

>>1007542
shitty cluttered op

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>>1007444

how much would a living gem cost

>>1007510
YOU HAD ONE JOB

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>>1007542

>improved

>>1007510
no

CUM BUM
http://strawpoll.me/6568105

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>>1007467
HAHAHAHAHA

I WANT TO STEAL PERI'S INNOCENCE

>>1007581

Yes.

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What would you do to/with Peri?

>>1007612

Set her quietly on the floor while I contemplate the fact that Vidalia apparently leaves her garage open, then confronts anyone who walks in with a gun and her finger on the trigger.

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The best ship out there

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thought you'd all like to know there will be a 2 hour block of SU starting at 6pm EST on CN.

episode list:

The Answer
Steven's Birthday
Say Uncle
Story for Steven
Shirt Club
Love Letters
Reformed
Sworn to the Sword

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>>1007564
Priceless.

>>1007612
Whatever it takes to make her cry.

>>1007612
teach her how to drive , then i'd have her customize a car, then i'd punch her in the face and steal the car

>>1007612
I would have a nice, lovely dinner with her, followed by a hard fuck.

>>1007564

Given that they'd likely not acquiesce to being held captive, you'd have to gain one's services/friendship/domination of you through other means.

>>1007664
>confronts anyone who walks in with a gun and her finger on the trigger.

just because the garage is open doesn't mean you have the right to go inside, she was right to bring a gun

>>1007612
Help her with her homework and make sure she gets to bed on time!

>>1007704

Oh I don't disagree there, but she has her finger on the trigger. Those go off real easy when you're nervous.

>>1007701
NO
PERI IS FOR HUG NOT FUG

>>1007612
Teach her how to play the violin
But most probably just try my earnest not to put my dick in her

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>People genuinely think Stevidot is gonna become canon
Why would you even believe that?

>>1007612
Read aloud the script for Billy Madison 2 against her will.

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>>1007731
>HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN STEVEN

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I feel bad doing this so early in the thread but what the fuck is this /sugie/ shit!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 45 (1/?)

Pressing his ear to the front door, Ronaldo can faintly make out Lars' and Dongleston's voices coming from the front yard. Sure, he and Lars hadn't been on the best terms as of late, but he never thought his former best friend would rat him out so willingly. He secures the locks and quickly looks around for something small to break or sabotage. Something subtle. Something Lars won't notice for weeks or months. Something difficult to trace back to Ronaldo. Smashing the tv would be too obvious, too expensive to replace when Lars inevitably comes looking for money and/or a fight. Should he steal something? He doesn't see anything of value in the living room and there's no time to run for Lars' room. He must act fast. His eyes race across the walls and floor, to the hallway leading toward the back of the house, and lock onto a vase containing a beautiful bouquet of flowers. Perfect.

Catch up with this wonderful link yall!!!!!!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662?view_full_work=true

enjoy the audio book. I got shitloads of link space on this first post!!!!

https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/album/sad-pearl-time-travel-mystery-adventure-fan-fiction-audio-book-act-1-suffering-mix

>>1007731

muhendgame.jpg!!!!!!!

Besides we all know Amedot is going to become canon.

>>1007731
>people think any ship could become canon in a kids show
why would they think that ?

>>1007726
She doesn't have a vag, anon. Unless you teach her how to make one it's not gonna happen.

>>1007745
(2/?)
onaldo pedals as fast as his flabby legs will go, the chain of Lars' stolen bicycle trailing close behind. It's one thing to not lock your bike to anything in your unfenced back yard, but who the hell attaches the thing to the bike's seat and not one of the wheels? Ronaldo is not a bike guy. He hadn't owned one since he was 10 years old, but even he knew these common rules of bicycle security. Lars was never the smartest kid, so this was to be expected, but that hadn't stopped Ronaldo's sense of pity from temporarily overcoming his anger at being betrayed. For a moment he even considered turning himself in. Poor Lars knows not what he does, and maybe Dongleston would allow him to live. After all, it was Ronaldo who had in these past 24 hours seen things he was not meant to see. Horrors he wished he could erase from his mind completely. Lars is both innocent and ignorant, he thinks, so why kill him as well? It likely didn't matter to these hardened government types. For all he knows, they're robots. Or reptilians. What kind of human being would empty 9 rounds into an unarmed man holding a cell phone? No, Lars is doomed. If only Ronaldo had told him what he'd seen. What he now knew. Lars never would have run off to find the cop had that bomb been dropped on him. But it's too late for him now, and Ronaldo presses on, determined not to suffer the same fate. He turns right at an intersection and jumps the bike up onto the sidewalk, blasting down the cracked concrete.

>>1007689
That gave me a crazy but funny idea. I wish a drawfag would do a picture of Pearls being sold to Gems like blacks were during the slave trade.

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>>1007746
it's not bad

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>>1007745
>>1007765
(3/4)
Sadie is waddling through the dark when she hears a faint whirring from ahead, getting louder fast. She stops and squints. The street lights are out, of course. Thanks, Lars, for not doing this at a reasonable hour. The whirring is much closer now. By the time she realizes the sound's origin, the bicycle crashes into her, knocking her to the pavement to roll off into the dirt and grass between the sidewalk and the road. Aching all over, she slowly lifts herself off to her knees and looks for the idiot cyclist she now plans to sue harder than a cyclist has ever been sued. Ronaldo Fryman is straightening the bike and attempting to take back off. "OH NO YOU DON'T DICKHEAD" she screams, lunging forward and grabbing the chain dangling from the bike's seat. She pulls hard, yanking the bicycle back and sending Ronaldo sprawling forward onto the ground. He tries to crawl away as Sadie limps toward him, seizing the scruff of his silk dragon shirt and lifting him to his feet.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, RONALDO? YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME, YOU IDIOT." Ronaldo looks scared. Good.
"I'm sorry Sadie. I was in a big hurry. I still am. I really need to go, Sadie." He looks nervously back toward where he was coming from and tries to pull away, but Sadie just holds on tighter.
"Look here, you absolute SHIT. You are NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RIDING YOUR BIKE ON THE SIDEWALK. IT IS AGAINST THE LAW. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT? HAS NO ONE EVER TAUGHT YOU BIKE ETIQUETTE?" Sadie does not remember the last time she was this angry.
"Why can't I ride my bike on the sidewalk, again?" asks Ronaldo, the strange tone in his voice seeming to imply pleasure from having his rights questioned.

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>>1007718
PERI IS ONLY FOR FUG

>>1007749
>>>/mlp/

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>>1007746
we all know the group fuck thing is endgame
everyone loses

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>>1007731
It's subtext, normie.

>>1007745
>>1007765
>>1007781
(4/5, oops)
"I just TOLD you, it's against the LAW."
"Why should I follow a law if it's STUPID?" Ronaldo no longer appears scared or distraught. He is excited. Sadie already hates this.
"It's not a STUPID law, because, as you can see, it prevents shit like THIS happening."
"This was a freak accident, Sadie. Things like this only happen every once in a blue moon. You can't punish all bike owners just because one stupid one messed up. It's unfair."
"It's not a PUNISHMENT, Ronaldo, it's there to protect people from getting hurt. Sorry if it's INCONVENIENT to you."
"You're damn right it's inconvenient!" he exclaims, "For me and everyone else! When a cyclist has to ride off on the side of the road, passing motorists are forced to slow down so as to not hit them. Traffic comes grinding to a halt and you're not even in the road! The sidewalk just makes more sense."
"There's no traffic now. I haven't seen a single goddamn car this entire walk, as a matter of fact. You have no excuse to be riding on the sidewalk at night."
"Sure, I'm in the wrong right now and again, I am very sorry. But look, there's no reason you shouldn't be able to ride your bike down the sidewalk during the day. It's smooth and it's easy. If you see someone, you go around them."

>>1007749

I-isn't it much more fun when they don't confirm anything except Ruby and Sapphire, and we can just speculate about the rest?

I always thought that was more endearing: the fact that anyone could be right.

What happens if we keep making these threads before page ten? Would the mods of /trash/ tell us to fuck off?

>>1007787
k e k

>>1007805

It's a general, you make the new thread at bump limit.

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>>1007805
>mods of trash

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>>1007784
GREEN
GEM
PUSSY

>>1007745
>>1007765
>>1007781
>>1007799
(5/5)

"What if they're in the middle of a narrow sidewalk?"
"Then you call out 'HEY BUDDY, MAKE WAY'"
"What if, like most people walking alone on the sidewalk, this person is wearing headphones?"
Ronaldo looks defeated for a moment before the spark returns to his eyes.
"Well, there's the unwritten rule"
"what unwritten rule?"
"About sidewalks."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"It's like escalators. If you're not in a hurry and just want to stand, you make sure you're off to the right side of the escalator so people can get past you if they want. It's the same with sidewalks, so I don't see why you can't throw a bike into the equation."
"You're so full of shit, Ronaldo. I've never heard of these rules before in my life."
"Don't you drive? Are you not familiar with the concept of a passing lane?"
"But there are LANES on the road. Not on the sidewalk you fucking moron."
"Then what are those?" Ronaldo points behind her at the sidewalk. When she turns her head to look, he twists free from her grip and sprints off into the darkness.
Sadie rubs her sore shoulder, kicks the wheel of the bicycle and continues to Lars' house.

what a goddamn mess! 5 posts yall, fuck me!!!!!

>>1007805
/trash/ is /trash/. Mods don't of shit.

>>1007749
something like garnet might happen in the show, I'm betting on opal becoming a permafusion by the end of the show

>>1007805

Where are they going to send us? Another /trash/ for all the threads that are /trash/ in /trash/?

>>1007823

It's okay. I didn't read any of that because you didn't use a pastebin link.

>>1007817
Yeah. But we have 6 different /sug/ generals.

>>1007835

They delete us, but then we just make more because we're not banned here.

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>>1007805
The meemees are coming

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More collectibles!

>>1007821
If there weren't mods on /trash/ these threads wouldn't have lasted. You know that, right?

>>1007855
I'M GONNA BUY A PERI AND CUM ON IT

>>1007844

We've only used two of them, though.

See also every comment about 'there are no mods' and 'mods don't give a shit here'.

>>1007688
are they chosen randomly?

>>1007839
I started off posting this shit in /trash/ threads and goddammit I am going to finish it here!!!!!!

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>>1007855
Well, the blind bags never materialized, but maybe the plushes will after the runaway success of the funkos.

>>1007855

>Pop Figures

Am I the only person who thinks those look dumb?

>Blindbag figures

YES these things are the best.

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Let's assume Steven gets the good ending with Homeworld and Earth unifying (like, having Humans live on HW and Gems living on Earth)
What happens to Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl now that they don't need to fight? What happens in their lives?

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>>1007865
I WANT TO HOT GLUE THE LAPIS

>>1007745
>>1007765
>>1007781
>>1007799
>>1007823
it wouldn't feel like a general without ritualized shitsmearing

thank you based shitposter

>>1007871

That's nice, dear.

>>1007855
I want Homeworld funkos and plushies. I don't care if they look like shit.

>>1007892
I do it all for you!!!

>>1007893
Thank you I'm glad I have your approval!!

>>1007864

You sound salty for some reason.

Can't tell why.

>>1007396
>>1007467
>>1007584
>>1007855

Looks like I'll be buying her after all.

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Greg is the best and sexiest of the humans

>>1007905
I'm not "salty", I'm just stating a fact. If the mods hadn't banned the fucking spammer we would have slowly died out.

>>1007879
No, I think a lot of people agree that the designs of the funkos are shit.

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>>1007918
>that murdercock

>>1007921

Given our propensity for posting a lot of threads, I think we would have been all right.

>>1007855
HECK YES!

But
>plush figures
VS
>plush
Is there a difference?

>>1007928
Slut.

>>1007881
they continue living their lives in beach city?

>>1007921

I can tell why!

"You're just a phase, you know that, right?"

>>1007881

They all get mudercocked and Steven gets a bunch of half siblings.

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>>1007918

>>1007933
maybe small plushes? or it means plushes of the chracters. i dunno. some characters won't look good as plushes but i hope they look halfway decent because either way i'll impulse buy.

>>1007961
You're also a slut.

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>>1007955
why do people call pearl salty? she went through a 1000 year war for rose and then she looses him to a guitar playing retard. i'd be pretty fucked up too.

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>>1007969
whore.

In which Lapis gets almost sexually harassed by some creep like Ronaldo, but manages to escape her attacker in a way that is empowered yet still within the confines of legality

>>1007981
Cock queen.

>>1007962

>>1006654

If only.

>>1007975

I'd be salty too if my battle sister betrayed me for a guy she met yesterday, even if I should have known that Rose didn't have to like me for my sacrifice.

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What's going on in your life /sug/?

Amethyst could easily and logically coerce Peridot into doing sex acts.

Peridot is eager to please. She's also new to human culture. Amethyst can show her and even slightly skew "the ultimate submissive act" that one does for another. And eventually Amy would get her to do even more raunchy things, all very gradually to inhibit protest.

But mainly just fucking Peri with a progressively larger cock to hear her funny, squeaky voice.

>>1007996
> battle sister

That's a nice way of putting "master to whom I am subservient in all but name"

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>>1008010
How would Peri react to seeing a penis?

>>1008010
I've seen a comic where Amethyst teaches Peridot to suck her dick. That's kinda close to what you had in mind.

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>>1007991
Juggle Nuts.

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>>1008025

>>1008025
"Is that a weapon?"

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>>1007996
>battle sister
>sister

Anybody have that comic with Dib pointing out that the Diamonds are just taller than everyone else?

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>>1007991
Hmm.

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>>1007996
>battle sister

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Doodled more Connie n' Peridot.

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>>1008036
>blue blush
awful.

>>1008062
has connie actually met peridot? in the birthday ep. Peri never stopped working on the drill.

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>>1007996
So you're saying that if they're battle sisters, who's on top?

>>1008082
They're saving it. Oo it might be good

>>1008082
I don't think they have.

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I doubt it'd happen, but it'd be nifty if Lapis wound up being a "bad influence" on Steven as her arc.

Like, Peridot was just niave and needed to be taught. But Lapis could be a lot more wild and "I'll do what I want" and end up roping Steven into shit or making him shirk his responsibilities.

It'd be even better if she turns out to be like this because she used to be a high up gem in BD's court and had a lot of leisure/free time to do what she wanted.

>Peridot will never sexually assult Connie after Amethyst tells her it's ok
>Steven will never get raped by Connie because of this
>Steven will never then shatter Peridot for hurting his girlfriend and then peeing on her remains
I'm sad

>>1007996
Battle sister? More like lesbian lover

>>1008062
good

>>1008062
CUTE

>>1007881
Evil AU future reprise of Do it for Her/Him when?

>>1007996
people still deny that pearl truly romantically loved rose?

I want to cum on a Jasper plush

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>>1008003
Got a puppy and it's been driving me fucking nuts having to take it out to shit every half hour. When I close my eyes all I see is a big creamy turd falling out a little dog's ass. I haven't had a good night's sleep in 2 weeks and I'm probably dying. Overall solid 5/10 experience, could always be worse. Thanks for reading, blog. Good night and God bless

>>1008089
It'd be really lame if Lapis is a goodie two shoes all the way. It'd be an interesting twist to see her doing something awful because she might think Steven doesn't know what's best for himself.
I mean, we've had a couple of "mother knows best!" episodes before the bomb.

>>1008115
H O T G L U E

>>1008062
You're a goddamn hero, yoto

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What did you guys think of the leaks earlier?

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>>1007444
Nah, I doubt Peridot is smart enough to abuse bugs and whatnot. More likely, she gets stuck on the first boss, then concludes that the game was intended to be beaten by hacking it and reprogramming it so that all the enemies instantly die. Then she breathlessly relates her victory over the childish game to Steven, saying that it was no match for a master gamer.

>"Uh, Peridot, all you had to do was hit the eye."

>>1008114
>Pearl's feelings towards Rose weren't romantic
I want to hear an argument for that position.

>>1007996
>Battle Sister
I'm willing to bet you this is what parents with homophobia say to their kids

Just found out what /pol/ thinks of Steven Universe.
Please cheer me up.

>>1008116
Holy crap is this copypasta lmao

>>1008161
What's wrong? Are they really into it or something?

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>>1008143
Oh boy.

>>1008062
nice

>>1008153

I wonder if there's a dub or something that refers to them as that.

The French one changes Ruby and Sapphire to "Best Friends". Which is weird that America would have the openly gay characters and France would change it.

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>>1008161
Are you really surprised? It's /pol/, they think that BB-8 is meant to symbolize cuckolded white men.

>>1008161
you don't need to go on /pol/ to know what they think of SU, just make an educated guess

>>1008168
"It's sjw omnigender garbage! I would never let my kid watch it!"
Most of them admit they've never seen it.

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>>1008089
I just want them to be together

>>1008166
I wish.

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>drop by /co/
>more SU threads than usual
>check archive for last general
>everyone assravaged at mod
Maybe if you dirtbags hadn't made duplicate threads, roll games and loads of offtopic garbage, we could at least have had weekend threads like Star vs.
Was it worth it?

>>1008143
What leaks?

>>1007746
I think at this point it's either Lapidot-and-Pearlmethyst or Amedot. We'll see which one it is when Barn Mates comes out.

>>1008182
You're thinking of the Russian dub. Or I guess they both do it?

Dangarang.

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>>1008193
>/ss/
shieeeett

>>1008205
>we could at least have had weekend threads like Star vs.

no we wouldn't, mods always ban us a week after the last episode, is this your first hiatus here?

>>1008205
Shut up retard

>>1008189
Are you honestly surprised that /pol/ is full of uninformed dumbshits?

>>1008205
>Was it worth it?
Yeah, fuck /co/, /trash/ is better

>>1008212
The episode leak yesterday

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I'm Lapis Lazuli

>>1008205

Mod Logic: You can't have your general but if you want to have 10 different threads to talk about specific subjects then OK.

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Ill be posting some of the previous thread requests. Please ask for more.
>>996631

>>1008241
Aw shit, I missed it.

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>>1008248
AND STEVEN

>>1008254
That actually makes more sense to me. You shouldn't limit discussion of a popular, ongoing show to a single clustered thread.

>>1008260
It's a lie

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>>996632

>>1008214

I can't remember where I heard about the French dub. It might have been the Pizza Party Podcast or POS Podcast. I can't speak French but here's "Stronger Than You" (or "Fusion Surprise" apparently) in French:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haLaJwfJjXk

>>996643
Please clarify

>>1008255
Looks good. Can I get Jasper loving Peri tenderly?

>>1008234
Yeah. Asking /pol/ is just asking a bunch of angry xenophobic Eurofags butthurt about immigrants.

>>1008255
I am taking more requests, if anyone is interested.

>>1008271
T'was a ruse

>>1008303
connie and peri being cute?

>>1008255
Opal flying a plane

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>>996664

>>1008303
Pearl sexully dominating Steven

>>1008303
you cleaning my bathroom

>>1008303
a very menacing Sapphire

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Breadsticks tho..

>>1008326
thank u

>>1008255
>>1008277
>>1008326
This stuff is absolutely beautiful. What's your name?

>>1008303
Young Greg and Pearl making out

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>>1008193
T-that's lewd.

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>>1008241

>>1008349
Heyheyhey! No, the drawfag must DRAW his/her name.

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SU mini marathon starting at 6 on cartoon network

>>1008303
ruby and sapphire eating pancakes

>>1008373
They're gonna be doing a weekly marathon every sunday now?
They did this last week too.

>>1008373
>SU Marathon
4 episodes at most
>TTG Marathon
Literally every episode ever produced

>>1008398
because TT been there way before SU and cartoon network thinks it sells shit

but guess what, it doesn't

>>1008411
I can't wait for the inevitable backlash.

>>1008398
the su marathon is from 6 - 8 so ... 8 episodes? that's pretty okay. i miss when they had SU on weekdays, though. especially when i was still in high school last year.

>>1008411
TTG aired only a couple months earlier, actually. TTG began in April 2013, SU began in November.

>>1008438
They just had a series low for a debut. It might be on the way.

>>1008411
I honestly think it does though, just not in this age range. So that means you never hear about it but I bet you would if you had a young kid.

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Oh no, She's hot!!

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>>1008373
Is there going to be a stream??

>>1008450
I said TT as a whole + spinoffs
It's been around for over 10 years, i think

SU is just a baby, it might get there one day though

>>1008462
Yep, that's why they keep with it.

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>>1008411
I once had a dreamplan where I traveled to the CN HQ and tracked down the guy who does the bump voice overs. Than I trick him into saying Least. After that, I hear on over to a supply closet and wait until everyone goes home. Using their audio equipment, i splice in "Least" instead of "New", and set it to air the next time TTG plays.
If they try to remove it, their servers will lock up for a couple days while "Your Least Favorite Show!" Will play before and after every single episode.

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>>1008450
Maybe people are finally realizing it's hot chili shit.

>>1008502
you madman

>>1008502
You fucking genius.

>>1008303
Big boob Peridot? Giving a boob job if possible?

>>1008469
well, i mean it's just a random assortment of season 2 episodes so probably not.

>>1008303
Lapis and Steven cuddling

Lewd optional

>>1008502
oh to dream

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yo, any simple requests?

>>1008706
Steven and lapis cuddles

>>1007784
sorry friend i think you might have misspelled hug

what's with people shipping steven and lapis?
i'm so confused

>>1008706
Peridot flying a helicopter while panicking about not knowing how to fly a helicopter

>>1008706
a very confused Garnet or Sapphire

All drawfags present, when did you start doing shit for /sug/? How often do you drawfag?

>>1008724
Steven gets shipped with everyone. Steven/Lapis comes from the fact that he's the only character to have positive onscreen interactions with her.

>>1008724
His saliva made contact with her gem!
Now they must get married!

>>1007731
Well, they're cute together. Not many people are serious about it being ENDGAME, though some of us probably do wish it was canon - or at least we'll get a Peri-Steven fusion

>>1008724
People? It's just me spamming it every thread

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>this gem comes up and smacks your girl's ass
what do?

>>1008706
Peridot listening to Close to the Edge for the first time.

>>1008786
Rip her beak off

>>1008786
Invite her for a threesome

>sister "fixes" the broken toilet seat with duct tape rather than going out and buying one

it's time to move out probably

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>>1008719
No I didn't she is for fug

>>1008742
point taken
>>1008744
what
>>1008761
so you're that anon posting the exact same pic every new thread

>>1008860
How'd it break

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>>1008741
too long and I'm always lurking.

>>1008871
For now anyways. I'm visiting family for a bit but I'll be home tomorrow where I can post my loads of pics

>>1008872
she had a new year's party and our drunken faggot guests destroyed it while i wasn't paying attention

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>>1008283
French Garnet sounds really cute
Also, It's a small detail, but I like the 'A-A-A-A-more' lyric.

>>1007881
They and Steven will still be the Crystal Gems, and while they may have outgrown their use, they will stand by each other's side, until the end of time. Either that or uni Steven impregnated them.

>>1008706
Peridot with large breasts

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>>1007881
Hate to be THAT guy but unless in the good ending all the corrupted monsters are taken care of i say they still got something to do after all is said and done.

>>1008904
MURDER COCK CAN'T BE STOPPED

>>1008706

Stevonnie with Opal's hairstyle.

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>>1008706
pic related with ruby, sapphire or lapis pointing at/exposing their gems.

>>1008952
It'd be Amethyst, and the person to hit her is Steven with a Picket Fence

>>1008502
Kek

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>>1008952
>just plainly sticks out hand gem/back gem and asks to whack it with a bat
Made me giggle.

Are Rubies the only male gems? Are Rubies even male?

>>1008303
Peridot taking a shower, hair wet and down around her.

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>>1007482
Why would you break up the most perfect couple?

>>1009000
rubies are beautiful ladies anon please be nice

>>1009000
Rubies and pearls are male

>>1008786
Kiss and grab her ass. Then put my hand in her pants and feel her sexy butt more

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>>1008711

>>1008706
Lapis sleeping on a cloud, a small smile on her face.

>>1009007
They could never decide if they wanted to go out or stay in for dinner. So sad.

>>1009022
cute, I like it

I'm making a Ruby flash game.
Futa or not? W/WO Sapphire?

>>1009010
Idk, they seem male to me
>>1009011
>pearls
>male
¿¿¿

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>>1007960
>half siblings
Even the emperor can't compete with the OG Murdercock

>>1009022
<3 thank

>>1009007
Opal forgot she was married

>>1009059
Not.

Can't decide on the Sapphire though.

>>1009070
What, you think they would allow homosexuality in this show?

>>1009059
WITH JASPER

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>>1009011

I want to put out cigarettes on Lapis!

>>1009031
They really only should go out if both of them don't want to cook, don't have anything to cook with, or if they're feeling fancy. Otherwise staying home and cooking is the way to go.

>>1009081
Once again, ¿¿¿

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>>1009071
Stop

>>1008161

who cares

>>1009007
i drew both, i thought may be the same requester

>>1009104
That's what Steven said, but Opal thought it was more romantic to go out to a fancy restaurant every other night

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>>1009181
I requested the original and this one, not that divorce pic.

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>>1008301
Yes, its rough but i guess it will do.

>>1009184
It may be romantic, but it's gonna drain all their money quickly. Sure, they should treat each other to a fancy restaurant, but maybe once a week, or once every two weeks.

>>1009191
The size difference doesn't really show as much as it should in this pic.

>>1009193
CUUUUTE!

>>1009191
But at the end of the day does the divorce not make a good cap to the set?

Was my request btw.

>>1009193
Cute as hell. Thanks a lot!

>>1009228
Only of they re-marry later.

>>1009203
>Sure, they should treat each other to a fancy restaurant, but maybe once a week, or once every two weeks.

Tell that to Opal. She is just too high maintenance

>>1007701
Good luck trying to fuck a wall

>>1009257
But why is this restaurant thing even a problem? Opal doesn't need to eat, and we don't even know if Steven doesn't actually need to eat or sleep, or breathe for that matter.

I want to touch Peri's cherries!

>>1009281
>Opal doesn't need to eat

It's about ROMANTIC GESTURES and showing that you actually CARE! She doesn't want the food, she wants assurance of his COMMITMENT

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START YOUR ENGINE

>>1009307
>chase and heart is dead.
My engine won't be starting any time soon.

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>>1008731

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Fuck your gemfus.
You fags are the reason why we aren't on /co/.

>>1009299
Oh please, she gets enough of that for a week every time she wakes up and before she goes to bed. Steven's got a lot of love to give in those areas.

>>1009239
>>1009213
:D thanks! I love compliments

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>>1008520
I'm not the original drawfag, but I hope you don't mind a shitty doodle.

>>1009408
Where's his Gem?

So what are you listening to, /sug/?

>>1009422
Your soft breathing

>>1009059
Can you do both?

Without Sapphire

>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm9MxGUMU8
>>1009417
That ain't steevo

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>>1009422

>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVswiiI_PmU

yes, I'm childish

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>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGbW44AEHeM

>>1009422
fuck off steven

>>1009422
Close To The Edge/The Solid Time Of Change/Total Mass Retain/I Get Up

>>1009408
Not the requested but fukken saved all the same. Thank you.

>>1009437
Honestly this. I can literally only concentrate if it's silent or if there's fucking jazz music in the background and I don't even like jazz music that much.

>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ

>>1009059
if you add sapphire and futa we can see ruby getting buttfucked

>>1009442
Great taste.

>>1009439
Wat

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>>1009422
only the finest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD72LbIk02M

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Reminder that Amethyst wants to molest Steven.

>>1009422
I'm watching Dance Moms. What an absolute trainwreck.

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>>1008734

>>1009493
reminder that steven wants her to molest him

I don't have a good place to vent this, but man I miss old /co/.

I was just in a thread about a shitty tumblr comic and people started talking about gender and shit, it was fun. But it got removed for being off topic.

We can't talk about anything even in the context of a comic about that exact subject because it's triggering people into reporting and the mods go along with it.

>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUjT80PDNk

>>1009457
I don't get how people can listen to music while studying or something. If the music is good enough you shouldn't be able to concentrate so well on other things.

Don't get me wrong, I'll put something on to have in the background while I shitpost, but for the most part it's best to sit down and listen to something without any distractions.

>>1009493
Everyone wants to molest steven

>>1009493
Reminder that para2 needs to fucking leave

>>1009500
>Filename
>Book she is reading
Hope everything works out for you, thanks for this.

>>1009509
You just.. sit and listen to music? And that's it? Christ, that's boring. You fucking weirdo.

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>>1009493
>>1009502
>Even Steven wants to rape Steven

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>>1009502
Are you sure?

>>1009527
Reminder that I'm going to flip your shirt over your head and play the bongos on your big fat gut while you cry and wet your pants

>>1009531
i just noticed the tiny star-eyes

>>1009509
I feel same way. I only really listen to music if I'm doing something like driving or playing video games. Can't do it while studying.

>>1009478
what, never heard of a shred video before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89zM9pZzt0U

>>1009509
Like a serial killer?

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>>1009541
>>1009531
>>1009493
>>1009510
Ah, yes, the Para2 supporters are in full force.

>>1009531
>>1009541
>>>/supernoobs/

>>1009543
thats my fetish

>>1009529
>Christ, that's boring.

Not when you listen to music that's good!!!!

>>1009422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0s5GCbP1D4

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>>1009545
He can't deny it, he wants Amethyst.

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>>1009552
>>1009560
Why do you try to derail every thread like this you fucking mouthbreather

>>1009541
>>1009531
>>1009493
Did that guy who did Stethyst /ss/ update yet?

>The gems discover /sug/

how do they react

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Ughh, I want to eat Pearls dirty diaper

>>1009613
They're mods in their spare time. Why do you think we're in /trash/

>>1009493
>>1009531
>>1009541
Para2 supporters need to get the fuck out along with Para2.

>>1009613
cry

>>1009633
>(you)

>>1009613
they join homeworld

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>>1009613
Was seriously about to give up if i couldn't find this.

>>1009642
He's right, you know.

>>1009664
>"Garnet look what I found!"
>"Fuck off Steven you're blocking my sun"

>>1009633
despite everything his work is, you can't deny some clean art when you see it

>>1009668
he's right about to get his fucking lunch money stolen more like

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I want to smell each gems anus and sample their unique scent and musk.

I want to see how each gem farts and stool sample is different from each other.

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>>1009696

>>1009689
>you can't deny some clean art when you see it

Sure you can when you're jealous enough that someone other than you is getting attention

>>1009696
isn't that her Maximum Capacity face?

>>1009692
RIPeridot

>>1009692
I want garnet to wreck peridot and just leave her in a pile of her own hot sweaty mess

>>1009621
>>1009696
why

>>1009529
>>1009509
>>1009574

Listening to music is good when just doing something like Shitposting, or on a bus or something.

Personally, I find the best times to listen to music is on the bus, or taking a walk. It leaves you to your thoughts and just appreciate the stuff, and let you mind go wander

It's fun to imagine pictures to music when you got nothing better to do