Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXI cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
...Well, folks, everyone I was personally hoping would win just died. A brief, moment of silence to remember them.
(I thought you dumbasses rigged this for Eric Andre so I could have a guest spot on his show! God, you're all so incompetent-)
>>10041007
I'm not sure how this works, my apologies. I'm just the ringmaster of this here circus.
>>10041024
The audience. That's the answer you're looking for.
>>10041069
>The only good winner left is dead.
>>10040963 (Emilia)
Neat!!
>She vigorously shakes Emilia's hand, holding her phone with the other
>A flash blazes before their eyes bliding Emilia for a moment.
Heh thanks, well it certainly didn't blind since, since I had my cool shades. Here are yours!
You can now show off with your friends and stuff.
>She's already uploading the pic on twitter.
>>10040985 (Mogeko avas)
>>10040966
It's... It's okay girls.
>>10040989
>>10041069
I believe I kinda helped with the simulation's conception so it's only fair I get an easter egg or something. Don't forget to ask him!
>>10041007
Let me tell you something little missy, once you start commentating for somebody they never let you leave. Unless one of your co-workers gets drunk and starts to talk about his dead kid and then you get fired for it that is.
>>10041055
And what I'm saying is, why not just stay here? Sleep on the ground or something. You don't need to use up your energy performing magic tricks like that.
>>10041069
All of you are laughing at me? H-Ho Ho...
I-I guess that is something good, isn't it? After all, that is what a performer should strive for.
>>10041069
>Dies like a little bitch
Filler VS Filler VS Ignores Slides
Nice.
You know, being a doctor, you should probably do something about that.
(Hm? What was that? O-Oh!) Ahem...
WE'VE REACHED THE FINALE COME TOMORROW! WHO WILL CLINCH THE FIRST VICTORY IN THE UPDATED, REINVENTED GAUNTLET?! WILL IT BE PRETTYBOY FLOYD, THE PROBABLY-ELF, OR THE FAN-FAVORITE, DOCTOOOOOOOOOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIG?! EVERYONE, STAY TUNED, PLACE YOUR BETS, AND HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! THIS IS ENDING IN THE DAYLIGHT!
>>10041092
I'll write down your request and relay it to him as soon as possible, ma'am. (Hey, Jim. Throw this in the garbage outside for me, will ya? Thanks.)
>>10041069
How the heck don't you kn- oh wait, you host this game, why would I expect you to have any brains... whatever I'll cheer for that pig I suppose.
>>10041092
>Emilia rubs her eyes, before falling to the floor to rub her eyes some more, clearly not liking whatever sorcery made that flash
Yeah if I can see! You witch! You blinded me!
>>10041095
Get drunk....
>>10041069
Hey do you have anything that will get you drunk?
>>10041125
A normal day in HG
>>10041137
There is only one good outcome here.
>>10041137
Go mr grooper
>>10041137
I'M SERIOUS
You made a whole arena for your "master" but I bet he didn't teach you the ins and out of a true primetime game!
I deserve my easter egg!!!
Betting on Nowi btw
>>10041137
let the gay win
>>10041139
>sighs
She slowly walks to Emilia, and puts the shades on her eyes.
Now, is it better ?
IT'S OVER! ALL OVER!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKIN' VAIN NANCYBOY WHO THINKS HE'S BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!
>>10041161
Ma'am, why are you speaking about things I personally have never done? Contact him, not me. I just read the slides, like everyone else.
>>10041182
2ND WORST ENDING
>>10041166
We can't have three winners you know
>>10041182
I FUCKING KNEW IT!
(I bet $1000 btw. but you didn't see it)
How much do I win?
>>10041174
...
>she looks around with her new shades
Huh, everything looks dark.
>>10041182
Oh bother.
(Going to bed, ni no and all that, thanks for hosting!)
>>10041182
>Hold up a "Should have been Eric" sign
CONGRAAAAATUUUUUUULAAAAAATIONS...NOOOOOWIIIIIII!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your prize will be out as soon as the network can send it out!
Please save your cries of "RIGGED!" once I get the programmer on-air from across the country, by the way.
>>10041200
It was just a figure of speech, ma'am. It was not meant to be taken seriously.
>>10041216
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting.
>>10041182
>>10041216
Nowi wins. Unexpectedly...Dang dragon stone hax.
Grats to ya and thanks mayor goat.
>>10041092
I need to work on my bad luck again.
>>10041216
Congrats!
Thanks for hosting.
>>10041216
You will know exactly what I'm going to say next, so I might as well not waste my breath. I'm going to go take a shower of shame now, thanks for the game and all that crap.
>>10041207
You forgot to switch it on silly... Aaah.
Goodnight!
>>10041216
Hey now that was a pretty crazy ride even if you RIGGED IT
Congratulations!
Thanks for the game!
I want my $2000 btw
"I'll rp for sure if I get into the next game."
-Nowi
And now, everyone's favorite: the HAAAAALL OF LOOOOSEEEERS!
...Of course, there's always a next time! Please join us again for the Gauntlet, so you too can take part in a life-or-death simulation to reap the rewards! Have a fantastic night, folks, because I am out! Our programmer will be on-air shortly to answer any question you may have.
>>10041182
>>10041216
A super congrats to ya!
>>10041249
And a super thanks for hosting.
>The network briefly flashes the "Summary" while they attempt to contact the programmer, who goes by the handle of "Asgore."
>>10041216
Uh, congratulations.
>>10041249
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>10041249
Thank you for the match.
>>10041249
Thanks for hosting for us.
>>10041249
>>10041267
Thanks for letting me get hunted down and killed on a spaceship.
>>10041249
Good game, well played. I'm glad to have made history. I think this is the second time I've been the first death in a new game, actually. What cursed luck.
I want to fuck _____
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1QvajSGuOM
>>10041228
>>10041235
>>10041236
>>10041239
>>10041241
>>10041253
>>10041273
>>10041277
>>10041282
>>10041288
>>10041290
Hi, everyone! Thanks for playing! Aside from a few glaring issues, that went well!
>>10041241
...Can I give you $2000 in Monopoly money?
>>10041243
Well, the silent buff worked, so maybe it's better she didn't.
>>10041290
>new game
It's the same shit but even worse now.
How's everyone's night going?
>>10041267
Looks like I made it just in time to see it end. Thanks for hosting
>>10041325
ing die
>>10041325
Any tomboy I can get my grubby hands on.
>>10041330
...Forget it.
Thanks again.
>>10041330
>kissu
>>10041325
Specter Knight
>>10041342
Nothing's going as of now. We wait until it gets exciting.
By the way, I haven't seen that business man here in a long time. I think he may have left once you recorded him.
>>10041368
Has asgore been erp'ing with you
http://poal.me/kx7zes
>>10041354
gib me a list of tomboys.
>>10041342
Nice and relaxing like usual.
>>10041377
I only ERP with one person, and that person is not Asgore.
>>10041342
Thanks, hood man.
>>10041361
Thanks, Fyxe.
>>10041368
Than- ...tricky pls
>>10041383
Boy, my list would go on for days. It's more detailed than Matsuda's list.
>>10041406
I mean the one's on HG.
>>10041418
Oh.
I have no clue desu.
>>10041418
Junko
NGW?
>tfw no one to play Mario kart with
>>10041451
What's your Friend Code?
>>10041451
I might not have Mario kart, but do you wanna play Splatoon?
post avas, friends, shipping charts and rate
>>10041433
Hmm... yeah? What? Do you need something?
>>10041464
I'll post my superior taste in music.
>>10041372
I saw him a few days afterwards, but I haven't been around in a while myself. So who knows, maybe he wizened up.
>>10041402
No problem, Ragman.
>>10041393
Are you a talking wolf or one of those weird fucks in the suits?
>>10041451
>Sadface
>tfw no one to pvp in PC dark souls 3 with
>>10041461
Which kart you got
>>10041462
Never played
>>10041464
>>10041484
fuck off okabe
the only thing good there is zappa and sigur ros
>>10041484
>Wax
My man
>>10041484
>He doesn't have a Top 50 chart.
>>10041487
Who can be sure. I don't think people with that kind of mentality change up so easily. I don't even think prison could change him. Sometimes people stay bad until the bitter end.
>>10041510
>Suck my dick you gay retard. My taste is the best and you can't disprove it
>>10041535
>tb.h you're the first person to know who he is. You're a good man for that.
>>10041487
A talking wolf? Fur suits aren't my thing and kinda scare me.
>>10041562
>implying I have the skills necessary to make a top 50 chart and not have it looking like a nine-year-old did it in paint
I just listen to Sirius Radio desu.
>>10041592
There's a site to do it on: http://top50.topsters.net/
>>10041464
>>10041621
>kissu
>thanks bby
>>10041657
N-Nani.
GUYS
GUYS
DID YOU SEE RAINE SAGE CAME BACK?
>TFW nobody else here listens to NSP
>>10041688
>takes the kissu back and punts the can mummy
>When Okabe cucks Asgore from you.
It's time to go now.
>>10041572
Right, that guy was a special kind of crazy, not just for being a killer, he was an all around oddball.
>I listen to a lot of rappers out of Cali.
>>10041574
Well, yeah look at you. Or shit, are you a werewolf? Weirdest looking one i've seen though.
>>10041705
Yes.
i don't even know 50 albums to put on a chart desu
>>10041705
I don't remember.
>>10041715
>Is fucking dead.
>>10041705
Where is the guy who always posts the WHO? New Day image?
>>10041749
Sorry, I've had a long day. Ahem-
>>10041705
>
>>10041717
>>10041744
He's dead now, you goon. You only have me.
>>10041724
I didn't notice. I can't read minds or anything like that, so all I got was that weird front he put on. Even in that case he still seemed relatively normal. Deep down, however, I bet he's a real freak.
>>10041562
YOU WONT NEED YOUR BREATH
AND SOON YOU'LL MEET YOUR DEATH
NOT FROM THE YEARS, NOT FROM THE USE
NOT FROM THE TEARS, JUST SELF ABUSE!
Who's lurking right now?
>>10041838
guess I'll take some requests because there's nothing else I can do right now
gonna try something different with em this time
>>10041724
Nah. I'm no werewolf. More of a wolfwere pokemon.
>>10041838
Hello again.
>>10041838
>>10041860
You remember Seniorita Machoke, right, maybe you can draw some ship art with her and the Mayor?
>>10041860
Go ahead and draw me. You did a nice job last time.I don't care what you do with it, as long as it's not insulting.
>>10041860
Draw my husbando
>>10041860
You probably don't like drawing me but I'll try my luck this time.
>>10041838
Hmmmm?
>>10041860
Do this nigger, he's returning to HG.
>>10041243
I did do it in the beginning but then forgot I was in the game
This shit is too time consuming, it took like 2 hours for the whole thing to end. I cant even remember if that one was just too long or it was always like this
>>10041860
I want a picture of various other hosts laughing at Eric while he's sitting in the fetal position.
>>10041943
Delete this
>>10041903
>Inkling
>>10041935
>This shit is too time consuming, it took like 2 hours for the whole thing to end.
You're kinda right. Games used to last for an hour or less. Now we have 1.5-2 hour long games that are just needlessly dragged out.
>>10041949
But it's funny.
>>10041959
Who else would it be, Anon?
>>10041991
You need to fall for a shark teeth qt who's actually going to stick around.
>>10041831
Seeing as that he outright talked to himself, and his mannerisms we're just plain weird.
>>10041875
Pokemon huh? I think I heard some chick come in talking about that.
>>10041860
Hooded man with a shotgun and a blunt? That'd be rad.
>>10041973
Maybe, but it's also wrong!
Hey! At least you got some cool backgrounds, most people don't even bother with that.
>>10041884
YAMERO.
>>10041935
That's my fault for taking that long, since I poured a shit ton of effort into commentary - more than usual. Most games are usually only an hour or so. My apologies.
>>10042003
Soudie pop?
>>10042029
I said qt.
>>10042028
She misses you.
>>10042020
Lots of people talk to themselves in this place. I don't see it as being weird, as much as I see it as a way to cope with the dangerous situations that are sometimes handed to us.
I do agree with the mannerisms. It was just a little too strange. Also, why would a businessman decide to come to this place and stick around? It doesn't add up at all.
>>10042036
>the shark teeth
>the beanie
>those eyes
>super coot
Is there any other shark teeth qt's anyway?
>>10042028
Dont apologize, you did good
Sorry for not being the winner your game deserved
>>10042097
>>10042108
Who?
>>10041886
>>10042105
Fuck this image is ugly, why the fuck did I save it
>>10042110
>>10042115
Old man version of Soudie pop?
>>10042115
>shows you a picture of the full moon at a speed in which you can't react, but can see the moon perfectly
>>10042137
>>10042147
>cant see past the tears
>Sleeps on the floor
>>10042112
Thank you very much for drawing me with a kitten. I wish I could meet a long cat like that in real life. It would be nice keeping it around my neck.
>>10042153
Give that nigga a big mac, he starvin.
>>10042159
>kicks
>>10042026
Even if you think it is wrong it's still the only idea i can think of that would be good enough for tricky to draw, plus it's accurate so that makes it even funnier.
>>10042153
>>10042137
I would never look that dumb. Not even in my older years.
>>10041903
>>10042166
>>10042153
I RPed that you could see the moon perfectly
now be a good RPer and transform already
>>10042105
You have no need to apologize. A winner is a winner, after all.
>>10042184
>transforms into another old ava
>>10042168
It's not accurate since it's wrong, that's what I meant. You're a cool host.
But yeah at least it'll make for a funny pic.
>>10042197
dammit
i meant into your sexy babe form
>>10042208
>*ahem*
>She sits down and starts kicking her legs back and forth, waiting for Michiru to arrive
>>10042213
if you think that's sexy, then you really need to up your taste
>>10041915
>>10042175
C'mon, Ya guys look like family. Souda and Great Uncle Root beer. Is all of your family named after types of soda?
>>10042176
Coot, saved.
>>10042179
>Source, I wanna know where he's from so I can watch it and get another shark tooth husbando.
>>10042218
>steals
>rapes
>Kamina
>>10042218
>Souda sits next to her, kicking his legs back and forth, waiting for Sonia to show up and for Gundam to drop dead
>>10042227
>whoops wrong pic
>>10042232
>source is i'll use him next game :^)
>>10042218
>>10041860
>Draw stocking with a Warhammer.
>>10039504
>Just busy with other things, mainly drawing requests and working on a code, not feeling the RP mood lately.
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>10042232
>husbando
you do know he's really a super hot waifu, right?
>>10042203
Speaking of hosting, give me a good fifteen minutes or so to do some shit and I'll host a game for all you lovely people.
>>10042247
You see what Illidan did?
>>10042230
My back is totally okay!
That's really awesome! Thanks a bunch Tricky!!
>>10042218
>Sonia sits next to her, kicking her legs back and forth, waiting for Gundam to show up
>>10042247
>I-I need source.
>>10042267
Nani nigga tf?
>>10042232
also his source is Jitsu wa Watashi wa
>>10042295
show him a picture of the moon and you'll see what i'm on about
>>10042269
You may either want to hurry up or wait a little while longer.
>>10042232
I dunno who this Uncle Rootbeer guy is. He isn't related to me. Just because my name is similar to the beverage doesn't mean you can go making shitty puns like that.
>>10042294
>gets up from his spot and sits next to Sonia
Sonia-chan, where should we go for our date tonight?
>>10042286
>I haven't played wow since tos yet. Getting my sub back tomorrow.
>I bet you were expecting me to be in character, but that's not the case this time.
>>10042295
>Jitsu wa watashi wautism.
>I hope you're not expecting to ava someone from it because I already took them all :^)c
>>10042269
Neat!
But try to be quick I think the servers will be down in an hour or so
>>10042313
Oh fuck the big man upstairs is rigging the game against me. Screw it we're going now give me tributes.
>>10042114
>Calling any image of Nowi ''not cute''
>>10042325
Reigen Arataka
>>10042325
Lana's mother
>>10042325
Gascoigne
>>10042325
FYXE
>>10042325
Shishido Shirou
>>10042325
Miku's ass
>>10042325
Lanshi
>>10042325
Stocking Anarchy
>>10042317
When can I expect lvl 59 deathknight?
>>10042325
>>10041884
Seniorita Machoke
>>10042325
Elias Ainsworth
>>10042325
Fighter
>>10042325
Kutkha
>>10042325
Merak
>>10042353
>Planned on using him when and if I won a game.
>Never happened.
>>10042325
Fuck forgot the image
>>10042325
Tricky
>>10042325
Gun loli
>>10042325
Inkling
>>10042298
>Thanks.
>>10042314
Is your momma's name Fizzy pop? Ya got any relatives named like other types of drinks?
>>10042317
>I just wanna watch something that has shark teeth husbandos.
>>10042325
Ranma Saotome
>>10042325
Lord Beerus
>>10042325
Ridley
>>10042369
OH GOD DON'T WATCH IT FOR HIM
YOU'LL ONLY DISAPPOINT YOURSELF
>>10042325
Marge "Bring me eggs!" Simpson
>>10042325
Ash Crimson
>>10042325
Gigavolt
>>10042325
Eggman-kun
>>10042325
Akiha Ikebukuro
>>10042325
Legs
>>10042380
i get eggs for bart
>>10042325
Iowa
>>10042236
>Sachi reaches into a large metal storage cabinet and pulls out a piece of Godmodium.
>She harnesses it's powers and uses them to dodge your sexual advances before returning the item back to its place in the storage container
>>10042244
>Noticing your presence, Sachi turns to look over at you
Excuse me, but did you need something? Or perhaps this is simply the designated leg kicking area...
>>10042252
...
>>10042325
Zero Suit Freya
>>10042379
Why so?
>>10042380
Homer, I need you to go out and buy E G G S F O R B O R T
>>10042325
Ravana
>>10042325
Sachi Komine
>>10042325
Late Grimes
>>10042325
Kazuichi Souda
>>10042325
Mae
>>10042401
The anime butchers many things about the manga.
Most notably having him only appear for HALF AN EPISODE
>>10042405
*
>>10042325
Midna
>>10042325
Don Patch
>>10042363
I'm tempted to ava the gay night elf.
>>10042409
>bullies
>>10042428
I thought about picking up him too. or level 100 demon hunter.
>>10042325
Heart and Soul
>>10042396
I don't need anything from you. I'm just waiting for a certain someone to respond to me. Dunno what you're doing but it makes you look like a kid.
>>10042431
Yo-you're messing with the wrong person! I'm not a pushover like I used to be! You touch me one more time I'll slug ya!
>>10042447
>double bullies
>>10042432
Any WoW ava would be nice desu
>>10042325
Frey Fifty-Nine
>>10042053
Maybe he got lost? Shit, that's how I ended up around here, I was blackout wasted at the time though.
>>10042466
I can't think of good WoW avas. Only good nixxiom avas.
>>10042414
>HALF AN EPISODE?
>R U I N E D
>Still gonna make him my husbando.
>>10042447
>Delinquent Souda
>Doctor mask
>Pocket chain
umphf~
>>10042477
He's a best.
There's an even better husbando but the anime doesn't even fucking show him.
I'm miffed.
>>10042466
I think one of the only characters that would fit might be Chromie? Or at least she comes to mind first.
Oh shit it's time for a
MOTHER
FUCKEN
ERIC GAME
WAUG
>>10042488
I accept this challenge.
>>10042314
>shoves you over and fucks your ass
>>10042488
Looks great. Thanks for hosting for us, I'll do my best.
>>10042482
>Guess i'll read the manga for once.
>Last time I remember reading the manga was for Jojo
>>10042488
Sigh... let's begin.
>>10042488
Ready to go!
Let's kick it up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRrp14xAh2s
>>10042488
May the best win!
>>10042505
It's literally my favorite manga. If you read it I will totally splooge you with my fanboy autism on discord.
>>10042488
Ready to roll.
>>10042488
Is it time to go? Great! I can't wait to stick it to each and every one of you.
>>10042512
>inb4 u da bes
>>10042512
You're the best.
>>10042488
Get on with it. My lust for blood burns.
>>10042447
I-Is that so? I have been told that this is the optimal way to wait for someone's presence... Then, is there a more efficient way of doing it that doesn't seem as childlike?
>>10042474
If I pick up Moocluck you better pick up Nixxiom.
We're in the jungle now boys, watch out!
>>10042505
Hey yo speaking of manga gimme that one website that i think you posted last time somebody asked, I've reached the point where I'm giving in to the animoo memes.
>>10042554
Oh man I don't know if I could pull off a good nixxiom.
You bet I can fucking try to though.
>>10042488
Shit can you fix that. It's Grey Fifty-Nine, if this gets posted too late oh well, fuck my shitty internet
>>10042569
I'll walk, thanks.
>And he does just that. Running is too much work.
>>10042572
Just be a total perverted asshole.
>>10042569
That's gonna be useful... somehow... I don't even know what I just did.
>>10042595
That is a fine art, and not one I practice.
Like I said that won't stop me from trying. Time to go on a fuckin nixxiom/moocluck dive.
>>10042518
Hot. I've posted my discord many times, so add me anytime.
>>10042569
Hmm? Whaddya talkin' about?
>>10042569
Ugh. Of course first thing I have to do is look out for some other loser. Just great.
Stupid fetch quests...
>>10042569
>souda
>she
Ha
Why is Inklingfag's taste so shit?
>>10042633
I just wanna be playfully bitten by some shark niggas.
>>10042633
He's a homosexual
>>10042617
Does that mean it's not gay if I want to smash his bp?
Gotta go fast through this so i don't get cut off mid game by the servers.
>>10042612
I swear like 6 days ago someone asked for a good manga website and i think it was you that posted one but i guess i was wrong. Fuck that means I'm going to have to put effort into finding something now.
>>10042658
I... don't really know what to do with this. Thanks?
>>10042658
>Was it this by any chance?
>http://manganel.com
>>10042658
I think you're talking about Mangafreak
>>10042658
Of course when I'm the one doing it it never works...
>>10042658
Hey; here's an idea. There's three of us, and one of her. I say we just chance it and kick her ass!
>>10042569
>The Fighter flimsily swings the stick in her right hand.
Hmmmm... it'll do for now. Ain't sword or axe though.
>>10042658
H-Hey, wait! I ain't into this kin-
>Before she speak further, the mermaid plants her lips onto the Rushe. And throughout the day... various noises can be heard quite loudly.
Good, now that Fyxe is dead nobody can stop me from talking about my self deprecating image requests.
>>10042682
>>10042688
That was exactly what i was looking for, thanks.
do you miss anyone, hg?
>>10042717
>no prob.
>>10042454
I-I SAID STOP IT OR I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!
>>10042477
Don't make weird noises at me.
>>10042499
>ignores
Sonia-chan I'm getting hungry! Where do you wanna get something to eat?
>>10042549
I guess you could yell the person's name. They'd run in here wondering why someone yelled their name. It's pretty ingenious, isn't it?
>>10042569
>>10042617
Restart the game and make me a boy. It's the only way to redeem yourself.
>>10042741
Tetsutetsu
>>10042741
Booce
>>10042717
Yeah you rigged the game just for that, alright.
Thanks for hosting
>>10042741
Matoi
>>10042741
>Cappy
Oh boy am i sure tired.
>>10042741
I miss my dad.
>>10042757
Ew no.
>>10042741
Zombina, b-but only a little bit!
>>10042791
I've got this feeling I should have stayed home today.
>>10042791
Don't ew me! Put me in as a boy and let me live longer! If you don't I'll charge you more for your car check-up!
>>10042785
neck yourself deancuck
>>10042757
Don't tell me what to do, boozo!
>The Inkling continues to make the noises and she stares weirdly at the boy, with a smirk on her face
>>10042791
Urgh.. damn mermaid. Ooooooh... I-I don't feel too good. Crap... stupid mermaid.
>>10042823
t. Asgore
>>10042779
Hey, i didn't mean for you do die. It's just one of those happy coincidences.
>>10042857
It's a new day, and with it comes a new pile of corpses i have to clean up.
>>10042824
>Souda grabs her face and pulls on it
If you don't stop I'll make sure your face gets stretched out like putty.
>>10042791
>>10042857
This is all pretty boring, but I guess I might end up learning something useful from this.
Probably not, though.
>default events reeee
>>10042757
Do you really believe that something so simple could work? It is true that the person I'm looking for is rather simple themselves...
However, what if they are unable to hear my voice? They could be someplace far away, after all.
Hey wouldn't it funny if i actually did commentary over my games? And hey watch out, i hear that there's a giant rat around here.
>>10042945
Youve got 14 minutes.
>>10042887
Owww! Ow! Stop that!
>The Inkling grabs on the boy's forearms and tries to pull him off her
Knock it off!
>>10042959
But it's only 2:00AM here. Guess it's not running on Eric time. SPEED HOSTING REEEEEEEEEEE.
>>10042993
GOGOGOOG
YOU CAN DO IT
NO TIME FOR DEATHS WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
>>10042912
You can't expect a simple person to know you're waiting for them. They're simple, stupid. If you can muster up the energy to yell, then get a sign. Something like "Pink-haired maid awaits this way" should work unless they don't know you're a maid. I don't want them coming for me.
>>10042973
Then stop making those noises! I don't wanna hear stuff like that! It's only allowed if Sonia's the one doing it. Or Zombina that one time, but she kinda forced me once she had me trapped.
>>10042993
Just crop all the slides right now and then you won't have to rely on the website being up or not?
why don't you go ahead and cap every slide beforehand then go normally
>>10043006
I KNOW I CAN DO IT
I SWEAR IF WE GET THE FUCKING 10 PEACE SLIDE THING AGAIN
>>10043020
Good point. I'll just do that.
>>10043020
which site?
Here's a slide woooosh
Alright i got all the slides so it's back to normal speed Eric.
>>10043011
Not gonna happen, Nerdlord.
>The Inkling tries to wiggle out of the grasp of the boy's hands, and prepares to bite down on one of his hands with her sharp, pointed teeth
>>10043128
Are you going to revive me yet?
>>10043146
I'm sure you'll be able to revive yourself just fine.
>>10043145
>Souda lets go of her cheek once he sees her fangs
You're seriously going to bite me over something so stupid!? I just want you to stop moaning! Why am I the one getting bit here!?
>>10043195
I need you to do it. I can't revive myself in your stupid little game! A hosts job is to make sure he revives everyone so that they can try again!
>>10043211
Do you think i have any control of what goes on around here? I just take codes from "the list" and use them to make the dipshits that don't have normal bedtimes happy. Plus i don't even know how the reviving thing works, it just sort of happens.
Oh i forgot the death thing
Jesus christ she won't fucking shut up about eggs.
I want to fucking die
>>10043261
You just...I dunno, do it. Wave your hand over the dead and they come back. I was never alive to notice how it's done.
>>10043211
Cuz you're the one who grabbed ahold of my frickin' cheeks! It's all your fault! Desperate times call for desperate measures, y'know?
>>10043336
Same
Why do i always end up killing the threads even more whenever i decide to host.
Also it's the FINAL FUCKING THREE WATCH OUT.
>>10043336
But if you died who would enter my games.
>>10043372
I didn't enter your game
This will be the final death slide ladies and gentlemen.
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>>10043390
Of course you did. Everybody wants to enter my games xd.
>>10043675
I don't care
I don't have anything to enter with right now anyway
>>10043675
I won!
Guten Abend! Have you ever wondered how cool it would be if this place had a news board or something? That way people won't miss any announcements! Or a radio show....just stuff to spice things up you know?
>>10043342
Desperate times calls for agreeing to do whatever the person that has your cheeks says! I thought that was obvious.
>>10043675
I'm gonna win.
>>10043730
You're still here? I thought you were gonna leave forever.
I swear, it's like you're all trying to irritate me.
>>10043701
Then you better get something or you're going to keep missing out on the best thing to happen to HG after 12:00AM.
>>10043707
Congratulations, you're wincard will be out soon!
>>10043758
I think you got me confused. I just said that If I bother you that much, I won't talk to you. I'm not leaving, this place is too fun!
ERIC POST THE SLIDE I NEED TO SHIT
Oh wait a damn minute! Are you telling me that's it!?
>>10043822
Why should i.
>>10043758
Desperate times call for you shutting your stupid-shark mouth up! How is someone even born with teeth as sharp as that!
>The Inkling pokes a few of the boy's teeth with her fingers
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10043822
>>10042741
Matoi
Ladies and gentlemen, after the giant mess you made in my simulator room, we have the winner of one of the most anticlimactic Eric games ever, Gigavolt!
>>10043808
That's too hard to do when I'm here too. It's much more convenient if you just vanish, or...apologize for whatever you did to me.
>>10043835
>he bites down on her finger before she leaves
Weird looking fish thing...
>>10043873
Would've been cooler if I won.
Thanks for hosting anyways.
>Ever since i talked about my heart pain it's gotten worse over the last week
Why did i have to jinx myself /hg/?
Also where's this guy from, i need a source for the wincard.
>>10043873
Thanks for the game
>>10043907
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10043884
I didn't do anything! You just came up to me and said my voice was annoying, so you told me to shut up! I thought we let bygones be bygones!
>>10043907
kirby planet robobot
i think
>>10043907
Go to the hospital, ya big dummy.
>>10043919
Oh yeah, now I remember!
Why can't you make your voice more womanly?