>there are collectors that act like this in stores
if the time skip in the link doesn't work jump to 3:54
Good fucking hell, what the fuck did I just watch?
On the one hand, I'll admit that, as a child, the idea of playing with toys in a toy store was great, but this guy...I can't even really accept that I saw what I saw.
Did he really just say 'Holy Gefilte Fish'? Did he really say 'Just makin' a video here, what's the problem' while cussing up a storm at a rack of toys? Did he rip a toy out of its package, glide it around the store, wreck store displays(unless he was being watched), and then just toss the toy in the back? Did he really collect this shit?
Honestly, that's what I figured halfway through. But that exchange with the woman, where he's actually cowed for just a moment at what he's doing? That put it in question for me. That maybe, maybe he's really that much of an ass. But given how smooth the audio is, I doubt it.
She walks right past him, takes a quick glance at his sperging out, then checks the shelf for herself. She's either AMAZING at ignoring sperglords, or he didn't actually say anything.
what the fUCK did I just watch? Literally couldn't finish this video because of shame. This guy is a 10 year old autistic
Probably the latter. Again, it was that moment of shame in his voice that made me believe it was live at all.
It's more the fact that he chucked shit on the floor, kicked merchandise, and tore shit out of the package.
holy shit he throws toys, gives the stock guy the finger when he tells him every thing is on the shelf, and then just walks into the stock room and grabs a case. this guy is mental.
I'll admit it, I found this guy because I was considering buying a Macho Man figure. I always thought Macho Man was awesome as a kid, but now this guy has single handedly ruined the idea of having a wrestling figure for me.
he has 3 kids a 7/10 wife a full time well paying job and he makes enough money from YouTube to see his insatiable lust for wrestling figures. As someone who collects some wrestling figures I'm subscribed to him because he does get figures seemingly before anyone else does and has a review up but his other shit is really awkward and hard to watch it's like he makes videos for kids but then he cusses and talks about adult stuff. He probably has Aspergers. I wanted this to really sink in with all of you losers that that guy gets laid and you don't. And she's not a disgusting ham planet.
Just...ugh. The video's him bringing home his new Godzilla(the 40" long one) and shoving it in every one of his family's faces and getting 'mad' that they're 'mad'.
I think it's mostly the depression and buried anger in her face you're seeing.
I mean, she seems like a bit of a bitch but then with this guy around who wouldn't be? It doesn't look like she's lazy, she seems pretty responsible, and she's might not be the greatest looking but she's not ugly, just average.
She could have done much better.
I don't think the kids are misbehaving so much as mugging for the camera. Maybe trying to be on the mom's side more if he's actually this shitty though.
It just bothers me that he's got this family and then retreats into this claustrophobic room filled with just...rows. Like so many rows that you can't see it clearly anymore, a forest of half-naked mantrees.
Why does she put up with this shitcock's insanity? And if he's actually the main breadwinner of the bunch, that just raises more questions, like, why do his co-workers put up with him? Why does anyone put up with him? How did his wife come to the conclusion that settling down with this spergmonster and bearing his children would be a good idea? Is the sex that good?
That little girl protecting her dollhouse from tardzilla was adorable, though.
I actually didn't say the 7/10 comment, just providing a possible explanation as to WHY she looks so fucking haggard half the time. I'm more irritated by the whole closet with what looked like a bunch of boxed Crash Dummies sets than giving a fuck about his wife, that vid just stuck out because I have that Godzilla figure too and morbid curiosity got the better of me.
Oh, my. That was a lot of unintentional hilarity. The other guy did seem like he had some actual mental problems, though. The way he kept mumbling to himself, nonchalantly taking things out of Captain Shitcunt's hands, and not reacting much when he got repeatedly pranked. Kinda creepy and robotic, like someone with actual non-buzzword autism.
>I wanted this to really sink in with all of you losers that that guy gets laid and you don't. And she's not a disgusting ham planet.
>not having a homemade Kaiba fuckdoll
Step it up.
Tolstoy is cool he's like that weird age group of religious teens who discovered YouTube and become more agnostic or atheistic, ie repzion, onision, shawnedawson?, maybe smosh. Plus he doesn't do videos too often, he seems to be happier that way. I'm glad we posted a video a while ago though.
I think the part that baffled me the most about this video is that there was actually a fucking McDonalds INSIDE A FUCKING WALMART. Have we REALLY sunk this low? It's like somebody said it as a joke once and some executive overheard and thought "THAT'S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT!"
Also woah, that was the jingle Peaugh uses for his opening at the very end there. Huh... How about that.
Sometimes I manage to forget that fucks like this exist
This guy is everything that could be wrong with a person rolled into one
Seriously he has to have a mental dissorder, how does anyone put up with him?
Seems like an okay guy. Fits the 'fedora' stereotype to a T ("born in the wrong generation", has a knife collection, owns katanas, dresses a little more formally than is appropriate, etc.), but at least he seems self-aware about it. I'd probably get along with him if I met him.
My god though, what a hamhands. I mean, he seems like he doesn't really give that much of a shit if he breaks the figure or not, since they don't seem to mean that much to him... but damn, makes me cringe to watch him rip them out of the package and manhandle the shit out of the articulated limbs the way he does.
>likes Kojima games
>went all pro-Christian a few years back, refused to listen to any views other than what he believed in
>one of those people who was all "Youtube is evil, they wanna steal rights to our videos, I'm moving to the new competing video hosting site!" some years back, only for those new sites to crash and burn and he ran back to Youtube in desperation
If I want to deal with a complete Godboy asshat with shit taste and delusions, I'll read Jin's racist twitter
Oddly the worst parts about this one were the fact that he completely mischaracterized Savage, and that he's actually got a personalized discount code on a website.
>Have we REALLY sunk this low?
That's been a thing at least 15 years now.
>jingle ... at the very end there
And cut throughout the beginning and middle.
I don't wanna be the gb2reddit guy, but I think you might be happier there.
> watching Grim
In my experience with the first walmarts that started popping up, they almost all had McDonalds as the restaurant inside to begin with. Eventually Walmart realized they were getting more profit from the buildings with a Subway and started to exclusively build new buildings with Subways. In a business class I actually had gotten statistics from 07 where in one year over 100 Walmarts got built with a Subway and only 30 got McDonalds.
Add in the fact many old format Walmarts get demolished for a Super Walmart within 1 or 2 miles of the original site, finding a Walmart with a McDonalds is a very rare sight indeed.
>That's been a thing at least 15 years now.
For 27 years, It's not something I've seen anywhere where I've lived.
>I don't wanna be the gb2reddit guy, but I think you might be happier there.
Huh? What are you even talking about here? How does never having seen a McWalmart and noticing the same obscure track somebody else uses mean "lol go to reddit"? Seems more like you're saying it for the express purpose of being the gb2reddit guy.
>this is how he treats his wife and kids
Holy fuck. I had to stop. I couldn't get through it. How did such a fucking man child get a wife????
The fam at /r9k/ need to see this because if this guy can spawn then there truly is hope for everyone to get a wife
This makes me very concerned. He spends their money on toys, and he doesn't even notice how upset it makes his wife and kids. When the girl said to "get that away from mommy," it just goes to show how fucked up the whole thing is, and people in the comments telling him to "divorce the bitch and find someone new" makes me deeply sad inside
I finally remember where I saw this fuck before.
Hardcore Hobbies from National Geographic. A shitty show, but goddamn, people like this guy and the Rusty Browns of the world are things I try not to be.
Don't know who this guy is, but holy shit. He clearly thinks he's being funny and charming, but the whole family seems to be tired of his shit. The comments on youtube are even worse though. I give it a few more months before that woman is out of there with the kids.
This. It's only a matter of time before this man is alone. Look at that fucking gut what a sack of shit.
I'm literally gonna slow down on my collecting as a result of watching this video. Im bowhere near on his level and I'm gonna make damn sure I never get close. Fuck that faggot
You know this shit is scripted right? Sean Long was on some toy hoarder show and they made his girlfriend bring over his collection to make it look even more ridiculous and she said they told her to act super bitchy the whole time.
>little girl wants to play with the Godzilla toy
>he yanks it away from her
Yeah, it was shit like that that got to me. They have that huge-ass dollhouse that's perfect for stomping him around that he threatens to smash if he doesn't get his toy back and he probably wouldn't dare let them put Godzilla in a pretty hat for a teaparty because he'd think it'd make him look queer.
It worked for Buzz Lightyear, it'll work for Godzilla Nee Nesbit.
I agree. I saw an episode of My Strange Addictions that wasn't even about toys and I felt a little shameful. Some weird guy that lived with a sex doll with purple hair and pretended it was his companion had a shelf in the background with an either Rei or Asuka figure and 3-4 others I recognized.
as ridiculous as all this seems,
>staging the destruction of your own furniture with your wife for laffs
>when your wife complains in every single video about how hard things are financially
if anything he was trying to make his wife upset on purpose because lel so fanneh