Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1724: A Wand and Her Jumper Edition

>>55239563
hmmm.. so maybe a perk like 'God of the Land/Season'. lets you influence the surroundings in line with what you represent? winter makes it colder/snowy, summer hot and vibrant, earth lets you make the land more fertile etc...
that could be good for the general perks capstone

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>>55239632
>A Wand and Her Jumper
I ship it.

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What do you use to grant wishes jumpers?

>>55239632
>A Wand and Her Jumper
Behold: The power of greentext!

But seriously, do we have jump-backed ways to turn regular items into intelligent items? How intelligent are HP wands?

>>55239695
Cecelyne Charms. Magical, technological and magitech crafting. Magic. Science. Various other methods of "granting" powers (preferably temporarily.)
And Contracts. Always get them to sign contracts.

>>55239632
>a wand and her jumper

Why do ou always make me the thread deviant!?

>>55239760
Because you're deviantanon. Everyone knows it by now, so why hide it?

>>55239695
Hotblooded determination and a refusal to take no for an answer

>>55239760
Considering where we're at, I'm pretty sure the only thing that could be considered "deviant" here would be to be completely vanilla.

>>55239760
Well, if you wood stop being the thread deviant...

>>55239736
>How intelligent are HP wands?
Like chihuahua levels, "This is my owner, I like/dislike this owner, I like/dislike magic."

>>55239686
That could work.
Honestly, I almost didn’t say anything because of how little there is on gods in Dog Days.
I mean, we get about as much on the state of TV.

>>55239736
Use Fiendgod Blood Forging from Desolate Era on them, then kill a bunch of guys with it. They'll gain sapience eventually.

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>>55239686

Oh can we get a perk that makes us good with animals??

So Jumpers.

Jumanji Gauntlet.

What did you do, how did your game go, who were your other players, and who won the game?

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>>55234247
No, I mean that I can bring anyone I want with me and there's no limit of people I can take. I don't use pods because they place an arbitrary limit on who I can take and I do do that. So I don't even bother with them.

If you're wondering why this response is late, I have a life and that involves sleeping.

>>55239804
while we don't know much about them, one of the central characters is one, so its not unreasonable to have it
>>55239821
-_- That's already one of the perks: 'Friend to All'
>Much like how humans can make friends with most animals, you too can easily make friends
with others races or species, ignoring any negative stigma that this might usually entail. Great for diplomatic missions or even just moving to a new area filled with other beings.

>>55239854
>That crop

>>55239854
>cropped screepcaps
Nika...

>>55239736
I guess you could feed it a human-human fruit in One Piece. Or a mythological variant if you can find one.

You'd have to figure/find out the process for feeding fruit to objects though.

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>>55239887
>>55239878

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjX70rRtM-g

>>55239899
and just realised this isn't really jump backed so they probably wouldn't automatically be a companion.

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>>55239899
You put the fruit in a blender and have the wand soak the fruit juice.

That might be inconvenient though and squish the wand's human form when it absorbs enough human-human fruit.

>>55239915
but they would be fiat backed at least as an item so I really don't know whether they would be a companion or not.

>>55239872
Actually, that makes me wonder. Is Protagonist Who? for taking the place of one of the three summoned heroes, or any major character?

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>>55239632

I was thinking of making a SNES pack jump to go with the NES pack I'd made, and I went looking through lists of games when I remembered this little gem and was inspired. I'm claiming it.

Now if I can just beat the game so I know what I'm doing. I'm not as young as I used to be...

>>55239942
it was for any major character. you don't gain their skills but do potentially gain their body and maybe memories depending on your background (such as a drop in would have 'amnesia')

>>55239974
Good luck, anon!

I'm trying to find a perk, and I'm not sure where it's from. Basically it lets you create demons from your blood or something like that?

>>55239974
Oh god I remember that, my friend always had to rescue me and go solo after I died carrying things for him. I sucked at it but regardless good luck anon!

>>55240012
Okami.

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>>55239988
>it was for any major character.

>>55240029
Thanks, anon.

>>55240036
Yeah, that's a really cool ability. I want it very much.

>>55240036
it wouldn't really make sense for it to be restricted to just the heroes when they only fit in to one origin :P

>>55239901
Actually I feel like I should elaborate on this.

I don't care if people somehow have a weird problem with me using screencaps. I guess I can edit out the text if it like, weirds you out so much that you feel the need to comment on it.

>>55240084
They were just shit talking, don't think too much about it.

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>>55240084

Cool story bro.

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Is there a way to make an abstraction or a concept into a person?
Kind of like the Endless.

>>55240135
Realm of myths from civ and I think something in greek myth can as well.

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>>55239988
That is pretty cool I cannot wait till it is done. I guess I need to go watch it then so I can take full advantage of their body

>>55240135
There are the Manifestations in Marvel. http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Manifestations

>>55239695
i just go to people i like and tell them "yo i'm a genie! Want some wishes?"
Then i give them whatever they want (if possible; but i'm fairly powerful in terms of magic/reality manipulation)

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>>55231892
Build 1: Gundam Post-Disaster
Drawbacks:
- Stunted Growth (1100)
- Ennemy Ace x2 (1700)
- Cycle of Revenge (1900)
Background: Child Soldier (Willing Combatant)
Gender: Male
Perks:
- No Child
- The Rat's Whiskers
- Dynamic Entry Into Battle (1600)
- What Should I Do Next? (1300)
- The Demon (700)
Companions:
- The Boss
- The Name (Fumitan Admoss) (600)
Equipment:
- Infinite Snack
- Promise Charm (500)
Mobile Suite:
- Gundam Frame: Gundam Andromalius (300)
- Structural Armor and Nanolaminate Armor Coating
- Melee Weapon: Scimetar.(Rare Metal) (275)
- Alaya-Vijnana System
- Long 300mm Rifle (150)
- Assault Booster (100)
- Shield (Two shield, Bigger size) (0)

Companion Build: The Boss (Arjuna Chapman)
Gender: Male
Perks:
- Total Piece of Shit
- Bromance of the Century (500)
- Time To Act Cool (300)
- The Place Where We Belong (0)
Items:
- Mobile Worker Battalion

>>55240170
Isn't that just for banging them?

What's your favorite pokemon villain team?

>>55239695
My magic wand.

If.
You.
Catch.
My.
Drift.

>>55240272
It never specifies it in civ, you could rassle them if you want too.

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Tell me about your summoning rituals.
That is, the ritual people use to summon your Jumper.

>>55239974
Yo, does Personal Shield prevent environmental damage, or just attacks? What about self-inflicted damage or disease?

>>55240304
Team Skull for style, theme music and silliness. Team Galactic is an extremely close second since they were really well put together and scary close to actually winning.

Flare takes last place for being a really shitty villain group. The grunts were just dickhole rich kids for the most part who paid into a doomsday cult lead by a crazy/depressed lion man who blew himself up. They weren't even all that stylish despite that being their thing and weren't involved for most of the game.

>>55240373
>ring ring
>Hey, I got pizza
>Jumper Kool-Aide mans through the wall

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>>55240373

>>55240373
>Man runs to the window
>Takes a deep breath
>"Half Life 3 is confirmed!!!"
>Jumper crashes in through the ceiling

>>55240400
Lion man looked cool but just like everything else in XY it was executed like crap.

>>55240313
>You're such a powerful telepath that your waifu is disappointed when you decide to use your dick instead
What do?

>>55240431
>why not both.daca

>>55240431
>not having so many perks enhancing your sexual prowess that nothing could ever match up to you
You are like a child.

>>55240455
>Needing perks to be good at fucking your wife.

>>55240469
such cases

>>55240469
>having a wife at all
>not remaining faithful to your 2d waifu all chain long, even when you meet the 3d version of her
You disgust me.

>>55240469
>not being a responsible partner and spending some of your cosmic coin to make them happier

>>55240469
That's like not taking intelligence perks because you're already not a dumbass. Improving what you already have is valid, too.

>>55240426
Lion Man looked awesome, I rank him among most stylish villains. He sits right there with well groomed Giovanni with kingpin suits and Lusamine whose beauty secrets that let her look like a teen despite being a middle aged mother. Lion man may even take top spot.

>>55240170
Thank you I'm not sure how to use it for my purpose but I'll think on it.
>>55240192
Uh that's pretty trippy. So with some dimension hopping I could go to their plane and... make a deal with them to manifest the Abstract Entities I want into M-Bodies?

>>55240469
Look at the thread you're in.
People here have a psychological NEED for the artificial supplements

>>55240431
get a bigger dick?

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>when you know a Jump that'd be a perfect sendoff for a planned member of your Rogues Gallery
>but it's both banned and unfinished

I'd appreciate the story sure, but it ain't worth breaking the rules for.

>>55240469
>Not getting you and your waifu immortality, infinite stamina, the potential for infinitive improvement, and removing all biological needs
>Not abandoning the chain and holing up in a bedroom somewhere for eternity

>>55240487
Or you can learn how to have sex on your own instead of needing Jump-chan to hold your pee-pee for you.

>>55240534
>being so corrupted by your addiction that you lose the game intentionally

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>>55240431
>not making love to your waifu physically, mentally, and spiritually until she's an insensate mess and momentarily achieves enlightenment
What kind of Jumper are you supposed to be?

>>55240516
>banned
who the fuck cares

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>having any form of sexual desire, even for someone who doesn't exist

>>55240545
>Or you can learn how to have fly on your own instead of needing Jump-chan to hold the flight stick for you.
>Or you can learn how to have shoot on your own instead of needing Jump-chan to hold your weapon for you.
>Or you can learn engineering on your own instead of needing Jump-chan to work your CAD software for you.
>ad infinitum

>>55240565
>spiritually
Something something come to Jesus.

>>55240602
This.

All ya'll's rely on artificial supplement and hand-holding way too fukken much.

EARN YOUR GAINS, BITCHES.

>>55240373
A cellphone number.

Fuck being summoned, there's a reason why my Jumper has more or less covered themselves in anti-summoning wards.

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>>55240610

>>55240610
Many Protestant churches like to portray the relationship with Jesus/God as a divine marriage where Jesus/God is your husband.

>>55240624
Nigga do you think anybody would be in this fucking thread if they were willing to work for their gains.

Do you honestly think people here are willing to earn their fame, fortune, godhood, and loves?

>>55240624
Of course I will happily learn to fly manually in Ace Combat. That's a sure way not to die.

>>55240663
How do you think the pilots _IN_ Ace Combat earn their wings, motherfucker.

LEARNING. PRACTICE. TRAINING.

>>55240656
Pointless toil gives no worth. Why work towards something you'll never have?

Social mobility is dead, you're going to die anyway, love is an illusion, fame will destroy you, you will never be a god.

In Infamous are Conduits immune to their own powers? If you shoot lightning at a guy with Electrokinesis, does he recharge instead of getting hurt?

>>55240663
>being this much of a nugget

>>55240691
And I'm more or less explicitly dropped in and expected of competence and success immediately, while they had years to practice being a fighter pilot.

>buying and using perks is wrong
Is this the new shitposting?

>>55240387

Only physical attacks, no environmental or status effects.

>>55240691
>LEARNING. PRACTICE. TRAINING.
Those will only manage to get you so far before you need perks.

>>55240708
The first game's final boss makes me think no.

>>55240708
thats a bit unclear actually. i think not, since old Cole was hurting young Cole with electricity and visa verca.

>>55240724
Everything ever is shitposting you dumb fucking nigger.

There is no post with any genuine intent.

>>55240742
Oh, so does it not work on magical or spiritual attacks?

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I need to do a few more items, one more perk, drawbacks and the location fluff. I'm developing carpal tunnel syndrome here, so I'm going to drop a WIP for Crash Bandicoot and release the finished one tomorrow. Feedback WOAH'd be appreciated :)

>>55240742
So would it not protect you from a flamethrower or freeze ray?

>>55240724
I think the complaint is regarding the perks that are basically "you gain this mundane skill that lots of people get without much difficulty in every day life". See below for an exaggerated example.

Gold Palate (200 CP)
Eating can be tricky, but with this perk you'll be able to insert edible items into your mouth, chew, and swallow, without any problems - maximizing the digestive effectiveness of turning things into cells and energy (and poop). But more than that, this perk gives one the phenomenal ability to taste what they put in their mout, covering the tongue (used mostly to move food around) with tiny nerve clusters known as "taste buds". Enjoy a whole new dimension of pleasure as the chore of shoveling food into your digestive tract becomes an adventure in itself.

>>55240708
It's kind of odd. Cole gets charged by lightning strikes, and gets powered up by having the city's electric grid flow through him, but in a fight with another electrical conduit they can both hurt each other with their powers, and never charge off of one another. In second son it works a bit differently, but Delsin is kind of a conduit conduit, he actually charges off of other conduits and doesn't have an element of his own, though after charging off of a conduit he can charge off of their element in the environment. He can also however be hurt and hurt conduits with their element, though it seems he can also charge off of them in the middle of a battle.

I think in general people tend to go with, if it's some kind of magical or supernatural effect, a conduit will be hurt, but if it's technological or natural they're basically immune and just charge off of it.

>>55239736
In the latest chapters of The Gamer, the MC acquires a spell to grant artificial life/intelligence. He uses it on his Golems and it turns them into "Living Beings" who can gain their own exp and grow.

Might try that.

>>55240824
I am hoping they gain enough intelligence to group and fight back against the MC.

Other than harry potter what other jumps have perks that allow you to cast all your magic without words or focus items?

>>55240824
They're technically alive, but they're more like AI than a true sapient lifeform.

>>55240844
Not likely, they have innate loyalty and robotic intelligence.

Captcha, do you just really like that picture or something? I've solved that one like 5 or 6 times already today, and I see it pretty often on most days.

>>55240373
If I'm being theatrical, typically I'll require a sacrifice of something the summoner holds valuable.

If not, a simple phone call suffices, though I also occasionally hand out emergency/distress call enchantments that summon me when the person is in danger.

>>55240876
>innate loyalty
Weird I must have skipped over that part then, oh well.

>>55240742
>Only physical attacks
>no status effects
You should probably rewrite the description, then, because that's not how it reads at the moment.

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>>55240765

Fu! Nice wip.

>>55240858
Which I would be fine with since it pairs well with several perks like the ones from EVO and Card Captor where stuff you make won't harm you.

>>55240801
>"you gain this mundane skill that lots of people get without much difficulty in every day life"
And...? People bring different skillsets to this game. As a veteran, should I talk shit on everyone who doesn't know how to shoot, move, and communicate? Should I bag on people that don't know how to code or maintain a car? These are all 'mundane skills', but it makes sense to offer them in particular settings due to the nature of those settings. Go back to one of the original conceits: a jumper should be able to survive a jump with what is available in the jump. Survivability will change from jumper to jumper based off of their individual base-line attributes, skills, and experiences.

>>55240888
Well loyalty might not be the right way to put it, but the description on golem alpha was that it obeys his orders unquestioningly. Though I don't have the greatest faith in the translation on the gamer, and know nothing about Korean.

>>55240765
Whoah!

>>55240899
Thanks babe, I'm still cringing about the post text though
>Feedback WOAH'd be appreciated :)
Fuck... wanna kill myself after typing that shit

Welp, I'm going to do squats or something.

>>55240742
>>55240763
>>55240789
>>55240894

Maybe I do need to clarify it. I intended it to repel small sources of damage, but I don't think I took poison, environmental or other kinds of DoT into account.

But I need a better word than 'physical.' Yes, it does works on magic, energy weapons, anything that is an 'attack.' But not, say, an insult meant to upset you. 'Tangible' maybe?

>>55240969
Just imagine Keanu Reeves saying "Whoa."
That should cure you of desiring to hear that word.

>>55240765
Is Coco a bangable option?

>>55240969
You need some love, take this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYuYH0DrPIg

>>55240406
Where can I find this woman?

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>>55240406

Heavy object when?

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>>55241231
Pic and file name should answer your question

>>55241144
You're right, I no longer have any desire to hear the word "Whoa". "Woah" on the other hand...

>>55241235
You have very good taste, I take it you'll be purchasing the WOAH 96 album in Jump

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>>55241289
Not from a Jedi. . .

Wasn't there a perk somewhere which allowed you to make objects aesthetic without increasing the cost or effort required to do so?

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>>55241318
>pic
>Pic and file name should answer your question

>>55240765
>no racing stuff
And now I am the sad.

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Has any of your Companions ever turned against you?

>>55240765
So, is this Evolvo-Ray thing included with the ray guns item, or can we get another item for that?

>>55240765
This is not the jump I was looking for. But I will accept it.

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>>55241348
Now I feel bad. I might make a post Jump driving add-on in the future just for you Anon.

>>55241384
I'm sorry Anon, what did I do wrong? :(

>>55241378
Well... shit. How did I forget that one? I'll move somethings about (read: drop an item) and put it in

>>55241377
My own kids tried to assassinate me, and almost succeeded. Fun times.

>>55241406
>sorry Anon, what did I do wrong?

Looking foreward to some twilek slaves, price them at 50 cp and I will buy 40.

>>55241384
What jump where you looking for?

>>55241406
The jump is good but to truly appease us you must post more Coco.

>>55241471
Bane. See >>55241448

>>55241484
Bane?

>A wand and her jumper edition

Ok what the fuck did I miss?

should I be worried?

>>55241377
....What the fuck anon?

>>55241406
>I might make a post Jump driving add-on in the future
yee

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>>55241448
>Looking foreward to some twilek slaves, price them at 50 cp and I will buy 40.

Hahaha, top man. I'll be sure to do so

>>55241480
You'd perv on an innocent Bandicoot girl? You sicko!

>>55241497
Darth Bane Trilogy: https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1497/17/1497175575995.pdf

>>55241497
There is a series of Star Wars books about Darth Bane, the sith who started the rule of two, and FUAnon is making a jump for them.

>>55241377
How many people in that image are fucking your queen? I'm pretty sure I spotted at least three.

>>55241500
Probably not but long story short you should probably think twice about turning a wand into a waifu. She will probably be a bit rougher and more demanding than you expect.

>>55241500
Go read the tail end of last thread. It was perfect.

>>55241508
>innocent
Are they really so innocent? Maybe only for now but soon...

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>>55241448
>>55241484
>>55241497
>>55241518
Actually I'll admit, Daggerfall is going to be the third Jump out at this rate as I've almost finished the Bane Jump.

>>55241598
Are you telling me this image arouses your desire? Would you be willing to tear of those denim shorts and have your way with her? That you want to take her on this bed and raise little Marsupial babies with her?

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>>55241500

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>>55241676
You saved it!?

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>>55241676
>MFW
Glorious.

>>55241700
And at a fuckhueg resolution, apparently.

How does this perk sound? i'm thinking of putting it as the general perks capstone (Dog Days jump)

God Of The Land [??? CP]
You are a god of this land, though more akin to a spirit then a divine being, a reflection of some facet of nature. You could be a chilly winter god, or a warm summer spirit. You can reflect on your aspect on the land. An earth god can make the grounds fertile and rich. A wind god could spread flowers and plants, much like the breeze spreads seeds.

>>55241700
Of course, I also save all of heavens stories if I have a chance when I am near the computer, and most greentexts that I find amusing.

>>55241676
I am beyond pleased that someone saved my greentext of that.

>>55241700
Don't act like you don't love it

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>>55241700

>>55241676
That is hilarious.

>>55241740
>most greentexts that I find amusing.
Got any good ones you wouldn't mind sharing?

>>55241740
What other thread greentexts have you saved? I'm now enamored with the concept of archived thread culture.

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>>55239760
It was actually Hogwarts all along.

>>55241676
>Saved as 'pop that cherry'

>>55241759
If I have a chance when I get home I will get a few from my jumpchain greentext folder to share.

>>55241732
Ah that is the phones fault. Apparently the crop app makes things fuckhueg. Who knew?

>>55241735
I like it, high priced I assume?
Or would this be an origin?

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Do we have any other perks like Kavacha&Kundala from Fate and Weak Point from I M Meen, that basically multiply how durable you are?

I wanna be the tank.

>>55241653
I wonder where her pouch is.

>>55241921
Well if you go to marvel, the imaged one, and take body, vibranium, adamantium, and power armor I think you become impossible to hurt while in that altform to anything in marvel. You might also be a robot.

>>55241921
I think Nier Automata has that one perk that turns you golden, cannot remember the name.

>>55241981
Gold is the worst precious metal.

>>55241989
>Having a taste this shit

>>55242009
>Liking the color of piss.

>>55242014
Why is your piss metallic? I SPY A DECEPTICON

>>55242026
He must be A DECEPTICON!

Is Tamerai still here? Do they post or have a Jump in the works? On Discord or the IRC?

>>55242080
>Discord

Fag

Where can i get a perk that allows me to obtain the souls of beings that i kill?

>>55241954
While nice, not exactly what I was looking for. I'm already really tough with super-metals for skin, now I'm just kinda looking for durability boosts that aren't just a flat increase.

>>55241981
Ah, that seems like a good one. Glittering Gold?

>>55242096
I don't use it, but I don't know what their habits are like so I included it.

>>55242080
Tamerai some times post with his/her? name. I think she/he might be in the discord, but you could find him in the thread withouth going there,

>>55242080
Yeah, I'm still here and occasionally on IRC, although mostly just lurking.

>>55242098
Dark Binding from Hellsing.

>>55241989
are you retarded?
electrum is the best!

>>55242127
Thank you for responding, nice to know you haven't left us.

>>55242127
Not him but, has the LDM gotten passed the arc you were talking about when you decide to put the jump itself on hold?

>>55242183
I'm stuck here, anon, and I can't get out.

>>55242199
I think it might be around where I want it, just need to catch up a bit and then do a bit of rereading/note taking. It'll still be a while, though.

>>55242240
>I think it might be around where I want it, just need to catch up a bit and then do a bit of rereading/note taking. It'll still be a while, though.
Yay, I can wait. Just wanted to know if it was close to it or not. Good luck and thank you.

>>55242240
>I can't get out.

No one can.

>>55242145
>Dark Binding

What else can you do with that?

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>>55242240
>I'm stuck here, anon, and I can't get out.

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>>55242098
Summoning from SAMURAI JACK

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>>55241653
Can we purchase 5th element multiple times?

>>55242098
Soul Gathering from demon souls. Works best for named dudes

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>>55242397
They're your Choice Points, who am I to stop you [Insert pic name/you] causing confusing natural disasters?

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Hey. Sorry I've been gone a few days. I'm pretty sure I'm done with this, with potential updates If I realize I fucked up or something. I know it doesn't quite have the best fluff or even all that much of it but I tried.

Let me know if you all think it's cool to upload

>>55240765
Where companion option?

>>55242531
>Gag Dub
I just want to remind everyone that the dub of Dynaman is actually incredible.

One of the plots is that the reptilian bad guys want to make a parody movie called "The Lizard of Oz," but they lost all their money and can't hire enough extras. Rationally, they turn everyone in the nearby town into lizard folk, but they still don't have enough people, so their plan is to "put on some Barry Manilow and wait."

>>55242553
It's a WIP, probably will be added. He said we can bang Coco, so it's implied there

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>>55242522
Who wouldn't want to cause Ice Age in Middle East? Volcanoes in the Antartica? Earthquakes in Beijing? Tsunamis in Sweden?

https://youtu.be/I3qwcxLIzvM

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>>55242631
>Tsunamis in Sweden?
Oh gods, this is making me really want to make that /pol/ meme Jump

>>55242553
Will be in tomorrow, it's just I wanted to get something out today

Good night, /jc/ of /tg/. I'm going to bed

>>55242758
Love you, babe. Rest well.

>>55242758
Think of it. The first Hurricane-Earthquake-Tsunami-Volcanic Eruption wombocombo in Sweden (and just Sweden).

I remember their being a Perk that specifically allowed you to create and throw spectral duplicates of a weapon you're holding in your hands, without having to release the original weapon. Does anyone remember which Perk I'm thinking of, and from what Jump?

>>55242783
>Love you, babe

Ricky's going to be jelly

>>55240765
>Mighty Muscles as a Mask
The idea of a buff mask makes me chuckle.

>>55242829
Devil May Cry has a fighting style that might be what you are thinking of.

>>55242875
Unfortunately not. The text was very explicit about creating duplicates of the weapon you're holding for the purposes of throwing them. I THINK it's a bit more obscure? I don't know why didn't take note of the Jump when I read that Perk.

>>55242829
I think that's Weapon Magic from Undertale.

>>55242792
fucking leave sweden alone! It already is a 3rd world country; no need to make matters worse

>>55241377
>Boreale working with Horus
>Rasputin working with Arthas
>STARSCREAM

They'll be too busy backstabbing each other to kill you.

>>55242829
Might be Undertale's Weapon Magic

>>55241905
not an origin, thinking 600 CP as the capstone for the general perks

>>55242955
It's a non-country at this point. There's no hope for it any more!
And it's all thanks to Mama Merkel trying to create a Fourth Reich using politics and population displacement instead of military power.

>>55242829
Dungeon Siege 2?

>>55242988
600 CP seems a bit high. Maybe 400.

>>55243103
yeah, whoops, that what i meant xD. was confused for a sec cos my origin cap stones are all 600

>>55243102
HA-HA, yes, that's the one. Thanks.

>>55243281
NP, anon.

>>55240272
>implying that isn't the ultimate goal

Is there anything that would allow you to be like Konan in the Naruto jump?

>>55243480
Paper magic from thundercats

>>55243427
The one from Greek Myth is just for being able to have kids with them. Jizzing on the earth so hard it gets pregnant is not the same as fucking the planet.

>>55243480
Uh, infamous had a paper conduit. You could do that I guess?

>>55243480
Ninjutsu Specialization, learn Dance of the Shikigami as your forbidden technique.

Val mentioning the Dark Empire and Eclipse class super star destroyer reminded me of how weird it was that the Eclipse had less of the main conventional weapons than the Executor when the former has twice as many gunners.

500 vs 4000

I found the book the 500 number comes from and it wasn't 500 turbo lasers but rather 500 turbo laser batteries. Assuming it's 8 to a battery as it is on the Executor this means they have the same number of turbo lasers, though the increased number of gunners means each battery might have even more turbo lasers than on the Executor.

>>55243524
It wasn't one of the available options, sadly.

>>55243480
You could just learn her style. It's not a bloodline, she's just figured out how to turn herself into paper. Outside of copying her directly, there's plenty of places where you can get shapeshifting that lets you turn into many disconnected non-living things. X-Men Movie jump is the first that comes to mind, but I know there are others. Like Journey to the West, I'm sure the 72 Heavenly Transformations could do it.

>>55243576
Do you have a point?

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>>55241676
>Reads post
>Looks down at wand
"Willow, I'm starting to think that you were lying about weekly polishing was good for wand health."

"N-noooo...."

>>55243613
Just that the cool ship from an upcoming jump is even stronger than the wiki would suggest.

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>>55241676
I miss the best stuff due to having a job and a life. Though, honestly, this is really great inspiration and I might have to steal bits of that idea.

>>55243132
Does Flonyard Magic serve as the baseline for all the various crests, magic, ninjutsu, and what have you that everyone uses?

People talking about old threads last thread reminded me of this:

>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53638609/#53646458

I wonder if the jumpmaker just gave up, or if they made the jump and just didn't include the drawback.

>>55243656
I laughed

>>55243690
yeah. as far as i can tell, all those things come from the same origin; the merging of energy from the sky and the earth, which is what the Flonyard Magic really teaches you how to do. from there you can branch out as you will

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>>55243703
Toga asks the truly important questions of life.

>>55241676
>Elm with Unicorn hair.
I have no idea what her personality would be like.

>>55243739
Save as "Typical tg discussion" since my computer won't let me add the //

>>55243584
Shame we can't get an update

>>55243797
Find some Infamous fanfiction.

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>>55243736
Cool.

>>55243656
Masturbation, because you are getting yourself off

>>55242829

There's a skill gem in Path of Exile that does exactly that.

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>>55241377
>Jaime
Actually pretty loyal
>Melissandre
Actually pretty loyal
>Wormtongue
As spy, he was decently loyal to Saruman
>Rasputin
Did nothing wrong. It was the Tzar's fault
>Tywin
Actually pretty loyal until the King decided to stop being his friend and creep over his wife all while ruining his succession line and take his son as a hostage
>Bane
He is a big loyal guy
>Walter
He didn't endanger her master as much as wanting to have a fight (and that's assuming that the theory of the general was right and he wasn't just kidnapped or the Major was screwing with Integra)
>Boreale
He is a SPESS MEHREE
>Horus
Corrupted by Chaos after being poisoned/cursed. Hardly counts.
>Anakin
Again, corrupted by years of subtle brainwashing by the most powerful Sith in history

>>55243816
Infamous doesn't have good fanficiton, cept for that one which focuses on good Cole post bad ending. And I'd only jump that to punch him in the face.

>>55243840
ah... that gif reminds me, i'm not sure how much of what we see Yuki do can be done with the Flonyard magic, since she is an Earth Goddess apparently. i would assume it lets you use a weaker version of what she does, but mot much weaker. i honestly don't know, may leave it up to the jumper.

>>55243860
Write some Infamous fanfiction. And it probably at least has a decent quest somewhere, even if that's not what people typically mean when they say fanfiction.

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Jump # 201 Goat Simulator
Starting location: Abu Goat
Age: ?
Gender: Female
Perks:
*Mutator: Goatisaurus Rex (300)
*Rag doll (100)
*Wall run (100)
*Manual (100)
Equipment
*Mecha-Goat 9000 (400)

So I am writing this after the fact… I was a Dinosaur for 10 years. It’s rather stranger really strange.
It was a shock to go from a place that was so nostalgic to… Goat Simulator.
Yeah I don’t know what I was doing there either.

So I actually tried to help people as a Dinosaur… but I really just wound up breaking things and terrifying people. In the end I think I caused more trouble than I stopped.

It was frustrating but I can’t deny it was kind of cool being a Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was kind of awkward and lonely. My companions helped. Thankfully I could manage to use alt forms and talk to them threw telepathy even when I was in Dino form.

Oh also I have a Robot goat that fallows me around and breaks stuff when commanded that’s sort of needed.

>>55243859
>Jaime
But considering Anon's Queen he's gonna be fucking her
>Wormtongue
Not a spy, he's a Vizier. The position he was traitorous in.
>Rasputin
He will still fuck the queen
>Bane
Hates the establishment, he was loyal to a person, not a government. King is both.
>Walter
Was a spy from the beginning
>Boreale
Isn't traitorous, but is incompetent.

>chain where I wake up as another jumper's first companion
Go/no go?

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>>55243741
Elm trees have those little helicopter-looking seeds, right? So, a little air-headed.
The wood is tough and resistant to splitting. So tough when the chips are down
Unicorns are usually noble beings, depending on your literature. So she has noble ideals she likes to live up to.
Wood is often used in drums and is surprisingly resistant to decay when kept permanently wet. If you know what I'm saying.

Almost sounds like an anime protagonist. A little dumb, but scrappy with a Neutral Good outlook on life.

>>55243763
Now you made me laugh.

>>55243859
And here I thought I was the only one who knew Blacksad.

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>>55243763
That imaged actually stopped days of shitposting in the BnHA thread when it was posted back on /a/.

>>55243940
Pray to god it's a kind Jumper because otherwise I'm praying for your soul.

>>55243941
Wand-lore according to pottermore on the Elm

The unfounded belief that only pure-bloods can produce magic from elm wands was undoubtedly started by some elm wand owner seeking to prove his own blood credentials, for I have known perfect matches of elm wands who are Muggle-borns. The truth is that elm wands prefer owners with presence, magical dexterity and a certain native dignity. Of all wand woods, elm, in my experience, produces the fewest accidents, the least foolish errors, and the most elegant charms and spells; these are sophisticated wands, capable of highly advanced magic in the right hands (which, again, makes it highly desirable to those who espouse the pure-blood philosophy).

>>55243816
>>55243860
>>55243908

I'm currently having fun writing up my Infamous jump as a soldier turned cop on the streets of Los Angeles who becomes embroiled in gang war.

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>>55243940

Yes, And I am also looking forward to seeing your work ethic anon

>>55243576
Could also be that the Emperor wanted to have back up gunners, just in case.

>>55243941
>Blacksad
It was good comic.

>>55243939
The post was talking about betrayals. Which without their exact original context is not really that likely for most.

And Jaime fucking Cersei was in part thanks to Robert being dick and Cersei being so manipulative. Rasputin could also be said the same.

>>55243940

Hope your Jumper master is using the Alt Chain Builder or something that gives you a chance to get in and spend SOME points along the way.

>>55243954
She's got a thematic animal of a shrike. Make of that what you will.

let's just say Naruto is gonna be fun as hell. WOOD RELEASE: TREE OF PAIN
Tesla Tree tag-team combination jutsu is a distinct possibility too.
[HYPERION REFERENCES INTENSIFY]

>>55243816
The jump is already fanfic. Read the jump, it takes place after Infamous Second Sons. So someone could just make an Infamous Jump that takes place during the games.

>>55243941
>Elm trees have those little helicopter-looking seeds, right?

Those are maple.

>>55243888
Given that her boss is even stronger then her, Yuki being an Earth Goddess probably doesn’t have anything to do with it.

>>55243988
If the day Jumpchain becomes real ever happens I hope I meet you, Doktor.

>>55244063
>If the day Jumpchain becomes real ever happens I hope I meet you, Doktor.

Why thank you anon and the same to you

>>55244049
hmmm true, never mind

>>55243941
>Elm trees have those little helicopter-looking seeds, right? So, a little air-headed.
Those are usually maples. Elms have leaf-seed sorta things. They're most notable for dying off from Dutch Elm disease, I guess?

>>55243941
Are you excited for the Black People jump?

>>55243940
What writefags would be the best to accompany in the chain? Who would be the worst?

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>>55243962
I prefer my own interpretation. At least it has character. According to Pottermore it sounds like an Elm wand would be that stuck-up kid in class nobody can stand.

>"Stand up straight!"
Uuuuugggghhh...
>"Don't use that tone with me. Now, we are going to practice that charm again."
We've done it a hundred times. I've got it!
>"Your flick at the end lacks panache! I simply refuse to be wielded by a lout!"
Fine, fine!
>"That's better."

>>55244044
>>55244097
My lack of Botany knowledge has failed me again! Ah well. They're still wind-dispersed, which was the important bit anyways.

>>55244132
...roots the jump?

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>>55243480
We don't have a Read or Die jump?

>>55244088
Now that I think about it, the whole “merging of energy from the sky and the earth” thing might mean Yukikaze can learn Flonyard magic faster, but at this point we’re deep into fanwank territory.

>>55244162
SB has one I think.

>>55244148
>pic

Bakugou a shit. Literally worse than shit.

>>55244162
There is one, but this thread isn't worthy of it.

>>55243962
>>55244148
Combined with the Unicorn Hair it sounds like it would be super Tsundere

Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.

Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may 'die' and need replacing.

>>55244180
Anon, I give it five seconds before the Bakugou fanboys and -girls start screaming at you.

Good luck.

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>>55244171
>>55244184
Aww that's disappointing.

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>>55244148
>>55244180
Bakugou a shit, but Bakumom amazing.

Okay, so I may have missed things, but why are people trying to turn wands into waifus?

>>55244216
Because you wanted to visit the world or because you wanted to add one notch to your pole? That thing looks like a beaver has been gnawing at it.

>>55244170
well being an earth goddess, she likely has the earth energy down pat.... what that would mean i have no clue xD

>>55244206
He's literally just a shittier Vegeta.

>>55244227
If she was amazing her son wouldn't be a little shit. She fails at motherhood.

>>55244162
>>55244216
Rule one?

>>55244227
Agreed.

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>>55244216
Here you go. I'm not the jumpmaker, obviously.

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>>55244180
I agree. He has made SOME progress but honestly he's still a massive asswipe. Todoroki > Bakugo.

Bakugo's mom is hot though.

>>55243989
Well if we assume that the batteries total up to about the same number of individual weapons as the executor the excess gunners could be reserve gunners and/or working on the super laser. The ship has ten years worth of supplies so it would make sense to have spare gunners for long term deployment and the super laser probably needs a lot of personnel.

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>>55244245
>>55244170
maybe she's more....
*puts sun glasses on*
down to earth
*yeah!!!!*

>>55244180
>>55244248
I think he's still in the shithead phase but I see some potential for a turn around.

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>>55244191
... I reiterate, I like my scrappy, slightly dumb, anime protagonist interpretation. The more you keep adding from Pottermore the worse that combination sounds.

If my wand was a whiny perfectionist I'd have to toss it into a wood chipper.

>>55244180
Pretty much, yes.

>>55244227
Pretty wrapper, but she needed to pay more attention to her kid. Bakugou displays all the signs of being a neglected little kid.

>>55244296
That's because you're one of those poor idealistic fools who sees good in even a whacked meth-addict trying to mug them in a dark alleyway.

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>>55244245
>what that would mean i have no clue xD
Let’s ask.
Yukikaze! What does it mean?

>>55244306
>neglected little kid.

Don't forget all the praise and adulation his cronies back in elementary school and such heaped on him for having a strong Quirk.

Nasty combination, that one.

I don't like baku, but I enjoy the fact that he can back what he says up. He has a strong quirk, is in great shape, top 3 of his class, an excellent fighter skill and tactical wise. I hate Characters like him him who can't back up what they say more .

>>55244350
Not just his cronies, it's implied his teachers did the same. It's easy to ignore the parents disciplining you when literally everyone else in your life is praising you.

Would Killjoys be considered dystopian or no?

>>55244331
I don't think you're entirely wrong, but this is a shonen superhero manga, so I think this is the right place for my idealistic foolishness.

>>55244306
>Neglected

Idk in her interview she seemed to be a strict parent. It was his teachers from Elementary to Middle School that undermined her parenting and propped up his ego. Or so she says in her interview when the school became a boarding school.

>>55244416
You make an excellent point. I forgot about his teachers treating him so special.

>>55238190
Probably not very well.

>>55238267
Yeah, Apoptosis stuff for non Hadou maybe, but definitely not the tumour.

>>55239457
Couple hours. There's a few items left, then drawbacks and intro stuff.

>>55243576
Huh. I guess they're probably just having more per battery.

>>55244331
Comparing a teenager (with superpowers) to a cooked out meth hobo seems a bit harsh in this context

>>55244162
She is spectacular

>>55244562
Anon this is the internet. That means that if you don't like [THING], even if it's for good reasons, that means that [THING] is literally satan.

>You are instead an
>interconnected network of multiple small minds all tied together to form a gestalt whole.

This line for Hiveminded in Libriomancer worries me. What if some of my bodies die, would my personality be messed up?

>>55244562
Comparison was not intentional, if that helps. That was more meant to be an analysis of character.

Now, Bakugou IS perpetually enraged enough that he could be compared to a cooked-out meth hobo in terms of aggression, but it would be for different reasons.

>>55244636
Generally yes.

>>55242531
Can I take Team Suits twice to get 10 suits?

>>55244636
Nah that's not how hive minds work anon. even if a significant portion of your hive dies for reasons you'll still have minds that are all still you. Even being torn down to a single mind is just reducing yourself back to the original mind alone.

>>55244145
Do Heaven's from the writefag bin on the drive.

Watch out for exploding moons, angry worlds, and perpetual suffering

>>55244657
Fair nuff

>>55244306
>that pic
Google is not giving any results. Sauce?

>>55244537
>Yeah, Apoptosis stuff for non Hadou maybe, but definitely not the tumour.
Awww no Tumor, is there anyway to raise our Taikyoku without it? Also yay on Apoptosis hopefully we can make our own without them wanting to end us somehow.

>>55244805
Wouldn't be much point to the endjump if you could. May be a lesser version though. I believe you can take Taikyoku from other Gods?

>>55244805
Taikyoku is basically worthless outside of determining fights between Gods. Just take that one Lord of Light perk, and you might as well have a value of infinity, even if in reality it's only 1.

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>>55244799
This is one of the rare times I /do/ have a source.
http://vertigheist.tumblr.com/
Kind of a weird blog. Has all this art of original characters they've created and everything they say makes it sound like there's a show or comic or something out there staring all of them, but I've never been able to find it.

Of course, I've probably missed something obvious like a dumb ass again.

>>55244296
Yeah of course he does but only because it's a manga and the narrative is pushing him into that direction.

In the real world, however, most teenagers who are total psychos grow up to be deeply unpleasant adults.

>>55244895
That's how tumblr artists work, Yoro. They make up these elaborate settings and develop characters and story ideas, but never actually commit to actually creating something final, like a comic or web serial. That would require a level of actual commitment, something that is absurdly scarce on the internet.

>>55244537
>Apoptosis stuff for non Hadou maybe
>Couple hours.
Hell yeah.

Can someone tell me what the upgrade and mystic eyes unique skills in generic Isekai are from?

I've binge read more or less all of the series that the jump explicitly states, but the " and many more" at the end of that list leads me to believe that the other stuff available in the jump are from somewhere as well.

>>55245031
Upgrade is a mix of a few things, including a xianxia and a manga called World Customize Creator. The mystic eyes are officially original content, though you could argue they were unconsciously stolen from Seven Deadly Sins.

>>55245031
そふとあのん will never come back

>>55245091
And nothing of value was lost

>>55245091
>そふとあのん
ファックユー

>>55245067
Free / 200 / 400 version of a frickin' 1,200 CP perk.

Gotta wonder.

>>55245109
自分を殺しても何も失われない

>>55245119
いいえ、あなたはしません。

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>>55245110
>>55245091

>>55245091
If you're gonna write "Softanon" the least you can do is in Katakana as all not japanese names are written in.

Here, I'll write it for you.

ソフトアノン

>>55240373
I have Three of them,formal,semi-formal and for emergencies only

Formal

>at exactly twilight,face the sun and make a 90 Degree turn Orienting yourself with the midpoint between light and day and speak these words.
"Banchô sovereign of dualities, I Call to you in my hour of need, be my fangs for I have none, be my home for I am without Shelter,fulfill the promise you have made in your heart and come to my aid"

semi-formal

>I receive all letters written to Santa, send me one with your request and I will do my best to fulfill it on Christmas.

Emergencies only

>shedding a honest Teardrop onto the floor and saying "Help me Banchô!" when you have no one else to turn to.

>>55245130
Google translate is a cruel mistress anon. You just take what you are given with a smile, or else you get the cold shoulder.

>>55245130
Yeah but then they can't look cool by using Google Translate

>>55245137
>Someone desperate enough to summon Bancho
Good grief, such desperation. It's like summoning Godzilla to clear up litter.

>>55245119
And we had fanfiction jumps made to replace original jumps, what's your point?

>>55245158
And also the Godzilla in question is made of antimatter.

>>55245172
SHIN Gojira (who is also made of antimatter), to be specific. I'm pretty sure some of the other Godzillas are more chill than having Bancho in the same general plane of existence.

>>55245169
Right. Thank you for reminding me.

I need to stop having standards about /jc/'s behavior. It just keeps ending in disappointment.

>>55245156
How is this?
ソファノンは決して戻ってこない、恐ろしい! 不和は彼の新しい家です。 彼が帰ってきて私たちの質問に答えてくれるかもしれない。

>>55244537
Wasn't F/GO going next?

>>55245187
>ソファノンは決して戻ってこない、恐ろしい! 不和は彼の新しい家です。 彼が帰ってきて私たちの質問に答えてくれるかもしれない。
>The sofa never never comes back, terrible! The discord is his new home. He may return and answer our question.
5/10, anon.

>>55245190
GT is small enough that I've done it in the breaks between writing out all the items for GO.

>>55244805
I think just by being older you get more. Mercurius had 90, and alternate!Ren was supposed to be older and had even more.

>>55244805
Just go to Hajun and steal his like the protag did

黒人はいつ飛びますか?

日本のshitpostingは楽しいです