Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1707:Papa Bones is Watching

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>>55125250

Re-iterating the question from this, and here's Tetsuwan.

Gonna keep trawling my files to see if there's anything else missing.

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>>55125212
OAA where were you when Illidan GTFO Windchime-Prime?

https://youtu.be/y962Ss46oS0

(Also you messed up the numbering OP )

>when you read the jump for the 10th time and you finally get the joke
>when you were supposed to sing the perk name and text to the tune of the theme song

These ever happen to you?

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>>55125183
Ah that is too bad, you did the best you could and that is good enough for me, thank you. Hope RL starts treating you well soon, good luck.

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>>55125301
Much thanks, OP.
>>55125340
Same to you, OA.
>>55123789
That's how it started.

Jump 1: Pokemon
Free Stuff: Bag, Hat, 5x Pokeballs, 3x Potions, Pokegear, Pokedex
Location: Johto
Age: 16
Origin: Drop-In
Starter: Eevee (Gender: Female, Nature: Lax)
Perks:
Physical Fitness [900]
Survival Training [800]
Champ In The Making [500]

Items:
50k Pokedollars [450]
Motorcycle [350]
Laptop [250]
Medical Kit [200]
3x Master Balls [100]
Echorecorder [0]

My head hurts, but awareness slowly comes back to me. My entire body feels cold and my first conscious action is to cough and gasp for air, my lungs empty of all water and the feeling of oblivion disappearing. I was alive. Oh my god, I was alive. "Oh god, oh god, oh shit, what the fuck…what the fuck…" Incoherent curses and mumbling escaped my lips, before I gripped my own throat after noticing something.

My voice sounded different. No, my entire body felt different. I looked down at myself. My shirt and my jeans were now too big for me, still soaked and stained from the portside waters. I scrambled and pulled at the rim of my shirt, stretching it in front of me. There were two bloodstained holes where my wounds had been, but the wounds themselves were completely gone.

My arms felt and looked stronger, same as my legs…and I had lost several pounds as well as a few inches. I hugged myself and almost wept, my body shaking with fear and relief. I was here. I was alive. How, I didn't care. I just knew I wasn't dead…or at least, I hadn't just disappeared into nothingness like I feared my entire life.

Which led to the question: How did I survive? Did I survive? And where was I?

Looking around me, I saw I was sitting on a grassy clearing, surrounded by trees as the shining sun hung high above me. The air was warm. More than that, it was crisp and clean, more than I was used to after spending most of my life so close to the city. How did I get here?

>>55125374
...what jump?

Also no.

>>55125301
>Discord
https://discordant.com/invite/454MMUS

>>55125418
Bit of a typo there friend!

https://discordapp.com/invite/454MMUS

>>55125444
Is it really a typo when it's more accurate?

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Thinking about podding Kane how good or bad of an idea is this?

>>55125352
Is this another case of 'Illidian WFT you did something stupid again!' or is he actually in the right for once?

>>55125461
It's somehow both at the same time.

Because on the one hand, suck it Xe'ra you condescending smug-ass chandelier.

On the other hand, Illidan stop breaking shit that isn't yours you glory-hounding shithead.

is the irc broken for everyone?

Xe'ra seemed to exist just to shill Illidan.
But Illidan is a complete fuckhead.
So they can all burn in a hell.

>>55125495
Yup. Artie finally put it to rest, huh?

>>55125452
A bad one. Kane is very good at the short term, but very, VERY bad at the long term. If you want to hold together an organization, he can do that amazingly. If you want that organization to be successful, he's going to fail every time.

>>55125495
Nope. Just you. I'm on right now.

>>55125493
>Stop breaking shit

She was gonna enslave him & use him as a puppet forever. He told her that he once traded freedom for power but never again. Then eyeblasted her to ash.

He basically told her to GTFO he's in control of his own destiny.

>>55125521
See >>55125544
You big fat liar. Shame on you, Timmy. Shame!

Great Teacher Onizuka Jump when ?

>>55125568
Hey, just because it's not broken for you doesn't mean it's not broken for me. No need to be a dick about it.

Reposting from last thread because drama took it over.

What's a good way to be a Satanic Illuminati archetype? I'm talking having influence with the world elites, absurd amounts of money and economic pull, nobility, that stuff. Like with the Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino. Bonus points if there's ways to grant things if they sell you their souls or loyalty.

>>55125558
We're well aware you're an apologist for all edgy-as-fuck characters, we don't need reminders.

>>55125619
He feels kinship with the edgelords.

This is the guy whose first post-spark plan was running an interdimensional school that abducted children and put them through hellish training regimes, and those who died had short-term clones (of the students in question) sent to their parents bearing the bad news.

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So I could use a bit of help on the jump I am working on. It's been probably the toughest jump I have worked on and right now I think it's reached the point where I could use some outside input on ways to improve it. I think It needs a lot of improving. Here is the rough draft.

>>55125617
There are several perks that would start you as part of the Iluminati or with lots of shady contacts, at least. There's one in Legacy of the Aldenata, though I can't remember its name. Plenty of others, too, that's just the first that comes to mind. And Funniest Fantasy in Jorge Joestar can make you the President of the United States, that's got plenty of potential for back room dealing. As for people selling you their souls, Ghost Rider. There's a perk line for being the devil, perfect for that.

>>55125352
>Good is bad!

>>55125605
>No need to be a dick about it.
Where do you think you are? I am obligated to be a dick to you, it would be rude to not be. In turn you are entitled to be a dick to me. Go ahead and be a dick to me; its only good manners. I'd be offended if you didn't, which actually would mean that you would be a dick without being a dick... bravo.

>>55125394
interesting
write quicker pls

>>55125394
"…hello?" I asked. My voice still sounded different. I stumbled onto my feet, trying to keep my shirt and jeans on even as they stood loose. I scanned the ground around me for any source of clues, but instead found several things stacked into a neat pile near me.

Having nothing else to do, I sift through them. A red mini-tablet of some kind, a blue phone, a hat and…wait. Wait, I recognize these symbols. Pokemon? Had I stumbled into someone's stash of merchandise? No, there was no one else around me. There weren't even footprints in the dirt I could follow, just grass and more grass. I'd think it was an accident until I saw a fucking motorcycle parked against a tree. The hat was also a perfect fit for my head, like it was made for me.

Bewildered and trying to find my apparent Pokemon fanatic of a savior, I picked up what I could and put them into the backpack, figuring it would be better in one spot instead of on the ground. There was also a large stack of cash included inside of it…I would have been overjoyed or terrified if not for them having matching symbols, figuring it was just Pokemon-themed play money. Like Monopoly dollars, you know? My plan was to wait for someone to show up, but I realized that plan would likely go nowhere. The key was still in the ignition. So they either left me here in hopes I wouldn't somehow take their motorcycle…or they had left this here for me.

Too many questions and so few answers, with me shivering a bit from the cold clothes I was wearing, I didn't want to stick around much longer. I was about to just walk the motorcycle out and try to find my way to civilization when I heard panicked cries nearby. Like a rabbit was being wounded and was pleading for help. After some hesitation, I forced myself to run to the source of the sound.

>>55125058
Hmmm, yeah that's fair. I may not have explained it in the best way possible.

You're right on that, your analogy makes more sense than what I was using in my head to explain how it works.

Does the 'You WIll Never Be The Jumper' not say anything about Scenarios?

>>55125727
I like it! Write at your own pace buddy.

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Is Mnemon a valid option for your Exalted Sifu in Dragonbloods?

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Added canon companion option and new drawback.

>>55125784
Why do you want that?

>>55125789
do the newer Power Rangers series still take their action scene footage from Japanese shows?

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>>55125352
Wonder what the knife is gonna say about that.

>>55125814
For the most part, but america started making their own footage as early as season 2 of might morphin power rangers.

>>55125826
Probably "I told you so!" then she'll ask you to go join the Old Gods.

>>55125727
Instinct took over when I saw some birds pecking away at something they were gathered around in a circle. I could spot some blood on their beaks and whatever was between them was flailing in agony. I immediately ran forward and waved my arms around threateningly, kicking one of the birds for good measure before they scattered off into the distance.

Then I looked down, seeing a wounded, very much real Eevee down where they had been pecking. Its beady black eyes look up at me, almost pleadingly. It was hurt and resting on its side. I stared in shock for a moment, some distant part of my brain screaming at me about what this meant and what had happened to me. But right now, something was hurt and I had to do something about it. Carefully, with some hesitation, I reached out and picked up the small little ball of fluff. They didn't bite or try to escape, just whimpering softly.

"Sssh, it's okay, it's okay…not gonna hurt you, I promise." I said to the small creature. Okay. I'm possibly in an actual Pokemon…world, right now. How I went from being murdered to here is a mystery. But sitting around here asking questions all day obviously isn't working. If I'm right, this lil' thing needs a Pokemon Center. If not, they need a vet. I could use the potions I have but I have no idea how to properly apply them or what I'm supposed to do. But I also have no idea where I am or where to find help!

Remembering something, I reached into my bag with one hand and took the Pokedex out and opened it up. There was a map function, and there was a town just a short walk away from where I was. Taking a deep breath and walking the motorcycle along with me, not wanting to risk riding it when I had no idea how, I began my trek to Cherrygrove City.

>>55125806
Well they could want to learn how to be tentacle raped like she was.

>>55125903
I thought it was Mnemon's daughter that keeps getting raped by demons.

>>55125896
>ask you to join the Old Gods

have you heard her voice lines? She's scornful and snarky to them and their minions.

>>55125814
For the most part yes, it is still just redubbing the scenes. There has been plenty of original footage in Power Rangers, though, due to costume changes or additional characters or setting adaptations in the American version. Like, seasons 2 and 3, those were adapted from Dairanger and Kakuranger but kept the Zyuranger suits for the sake of brand identity, so they had to reshoot all the non-Megazord fight scenes. Or Light Speed Rescue, where they added an entirely new ranger to the team, the Silver Ranger did not exist in the original and the space shuttle robot was AI-controlled. There are a bunch of other examples, too, those were just the first that came to mind. Like RPM, they changed the premise of that season drastically from the Sentai season they adapted it from (Engine Sentai Go-Onger is a lighthearted show about transdimensional sapient race cars, Power Rangers RPM is a surprisingly bleak post-apocalyptic struggle for survival), so they had to do tons of original footage there.

>>55125913
Void Lords then, whatever. She's aligned on that axis regardless. Maybe she'll just want you to go kill someone so she can have an orgasm, I dunno.

>>55125784
She doesn't know any of the Immaculate Dragon Style, so that part's a bust... but otherwise she seems to fit the bill?

>>55125806
Because she's basically the most skilled sorcerer you're going to find amongst the Dragon-Blooded, and one of their most powerful elders?

>>55125903
What?

>>55125903
No. That would be the Scarlet Empress' youngest daughter, which would be Mnemon's much-younger half-sibling.

>>55125940
>Because she's basically the most skilled sorcerer you're going to find amongst the Dragon-Blooded, and one of their most powerful elders?
Yeah but she's a bitch.

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>>55125953
Well, yes. Most of the older Dragon-Blooded are scheming assholes though, so you're not missing out much by picking her.

>>55125664
Sorry man, I got nothing. Don't know the setting, and what's there looks fine.

We have anything that allows you to train up your base magical "power" or otherwise connects it to a stat that can be trained?

>>55126016
Leaky Limiter from mushoku tensai I think

>>55126016
Yes, many.

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So, in the absence of anyone noticing any big mistakes now, I'm declaring this done. I might add some more drawbacks in the future but for now this is complete. I made some spelling corrections, though, so Heavens, if you wouldn't mind, could you replace the version currently in the pastebin with this one? Sorry if this is an inconvenience, it's just those errors bugged me and I wanted to fix them.

Also, to the anon asking about taking the MC as a companion while also taking the perk that has you replace him, you can, but he will no longer have the power of Bel, Also, he's your brother now. Have fun with that.

>>55126028
Never mind, that's just mana. I'm dumb.

>>55126028
Nah, mana capacity isn't the same thing. Stuff like the Fortify (School) line of potions in TES, which increase the strength of spells for the same cost. And I'm more looking to improve it for systems which use a resource other than mana.

>>55126037
Such as?

>>55126016
>>55126064
The System from Generic Isekai is the only thing that comes to mind.

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>>55125692
The Light isn't good. The Void isn't evil. They're two primordial forces that require one another to exist.

>>55126089
>The Void isn't evil
It's like you don't know anything about the lore at all.

>>55126098
How is this a surprise?

>>55125995
Alright, well I appreciate the feedback anyways. Perhaps I was being a bit to harsh on it and just maybe it's closer to done than I thought.

Here is another question, should I bother with 50 cp items and discounted perks to make them 50 cp or should I just make stuff 100 cp and give away more free stuff?

>>55125764
>Taking that kind of 'challenges'

SB is the other way, pal

>>55125664
I'd personally like there to be a bit more information on the setting and what these Pretenders do in the intro?

Drop-In's missing a 200cp perk?

>Not only do you have a genius intellect but you’re learning rate is absurd.
*your

Can't say much more, having never heard of this series before.

>>55126016
>>55126064
Put the Eye of Set from S&S into your body and keep refining it?

>>55125806
I wouldn't mind seeing her in the throne. Also, >>55125940

>>55126089
If Life is the opposite of Death, why is Light supereffective on undead and not Nature?

>>55125897
It must have looked a little scary, watching someone in poorly-fit clothing walking a motorcycle into town while carrying an injured Eevee while sporting evidence of two bullet wounds. I looked like hell and I didn't bother hiding it, not helped by how humid the air felt…was it Summer here? Forcing myself to swallow what modesty and pride I had, I walked over to one of the locals and asked where the Pokemon Center was. As if realizing my plight, they quickly pointed the way and led me inside.

I didn't find Nurse Joy in front of the stand, but a more generic-looking nurse - short dark hair, a pair of glasses. She didn't even look that much older than me. She scans my appearance up and down and I can see her face cringe slightly. Yeah, nice welcome, lady. I take the key out of the motorcycle and set it outside before I walk through the sliding glass door, stumbling a bit to make sure my clothes didn't fall off.

"Please…please, can you help? It's hurt."

The nameless nurse would quickly take the Eevee from me before looking at me curiously. "Why are they out of their Pokeball? Isn't this yours?"

"N-no, I just found them on the road…I didn't know what to do, so I brought them here." I admit.

"What about you?" She asked, pointing with one finger at the two bloodstains on my shirt. Right. That was an issue. I shook my head, brushing it off.

"I'm fine. Just…help them. Please?"

She gives me a strange look before looking at the Eevee, and then nodding once. "Just a moment." Then, she walked out of sight with the small Pokemon, leaving me alone in the waiting room with nothing but myself, my loose clothes, and a few people giving me strange looks.

I don't really blame them.

Repostin'.

What jumps give you the abilities of an god, more specifically an Egyptian one?

>>55126126
I usually do the 100cp freebies thing, but that basically comes down to taste at this point.

>>55126155
You could go Magician in Percy Jackson, or be a Demigod and have an Egyptian god as one of your parents.

You could also try Age of Mythology to get some boons from them.

>>55126039
So is NiGHTS a boy or a girl?

>>55126155
Depending on what you mean by Egyptian gods power: Percy Jackson, Smite, Stargate, YuGiOh, Warhammer Fantasy Tomb Kings, and Age of Mythology

>>55126151
Who knows. Its Blizz.

>>55126176
No genitals.

>>55126129
Alright, thank you I can work with that. Yeah apparently I missed a perk I'll have to add something there.

>>55126016
Unified Focus from Overlord ties strength to magical power and vice-versa, at the cost of losing one when you lose the other.

>>55126176
Up to you. Canonically, they're genderless, but that's because the team that made NiGHTS wanted to leave it open for people's own interpretations. So, do you want NiGHTS to be a guy? Then he's a guy. Girl? Then she's a girl. I always saw NiGHTS as feminine myself, especially in Journey to Dreams (where, ironically enough, they were usually referred to as a guy because the English translation team had no way to denote NiGHTS being genderless), but that's just me.

I mean, Reala is canonically genderless as well, but it's fairly obvious he's a guy. Same thing with Puffy, who has boobs and a female opera voice.

>>55125301
<YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE THE THREAD NUMBER YOU DUMBASS>

So is the DA revision dead now?

>>55126016
Upgrade from Generic Isekai lets you spend mana to upgrade anything but not learn how to do things. Stands to reason magic power works, use Leaky Limiter from Mushoku Tensei to expand capacity at the same time since costs go up.

Could you break seals set by others with Funijutsu Prodigy?
How about making tech that runs off of chakra?
Golems? Nested golems?

>>55126153
A little bit of time passes with me sitting on the bench of the waiting room, several trainers and people keeping a safe distance from me before the nurse walked back into view, something clutched in her hand. It was the Eevee, who sprang to life upon catching sight of me, leaping out of her arms and into my lap. I stood up straight and looked a bit surprised before its tiny paws rested on my chest and it started licking my face.

The Nurse had a small smile on her face. "Well, whether or not she's your Pokemon, she seems to like you."

The Eevee would then hop off of me and walk along the bench, sniffing around it before I looked at the Nurse. "I, uh…I guess so." I said with an awkward laugh. Then the Nurse would give me a more serious look.

"If you don't mind me asking…" She motioned to me. "What on earth happened to you?"

Good question. I explain my situation as best as I can. She looks at me incredulously the whole time, especially when I mention there being a huge pile of stuff nearby that I ended up taking. I wondered if she was contemplating calling the police in those moments, which made me worry. Meanwhile, my new and small friend would walk around the bench and the waiting room at a lazy pace before sitting down next to me again.

"…interesting." Was all she said once my story was finished.

"I'm…just as confused as you are, I promise."

"So you didn't take someone's clothes, belongings, and motorcycle after shooting them and picking up an injured Eevee." She asked flatly in a tone that just said 'seen it all'. It was kind of scary. Like looking into the gaze of a dead fish. Or…Magikarp, in this case?

"N-no, nothing like that, I promise! I wouldn't have come here if that were the case!" I asked, my hands flailing in front of her.

>>55126181
I mean actual mythological egyptian gods.

While I'm at it, are there any amnesia drawbacks for a jump set in modern Earth?

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>>55125340
This is the current version, not 2.9

>>55126098
The Void is just absence of Light. They can't exist without one another. Void Lords & Old Ones could be considered evil because they wish to corrupt/destroy material plane.

The N'aaru for most part are pretty good windchimes. However the Light isn't good or evil. It can be used for evil, just as Void can be used for good.

Xe'ra was wrong to try to force her vision of Illidan. She also was a royal bitch. So she wasn't good at all. Especially considering the Legion is just the distraction.

Anyone know of any ways to store mana for later use?

>>55126458
>time passes
>nurse walked back
You've got to pick a tense and stick to it, doll.

>>55126370
Might wanna add The System, too, so you have an actual, objective "magic power" quality to Upgrade.

>>55126471
thanks for covering my ass.

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>>55126504
FUCK YOU I TYPE WHATEVER TENSE I WANT

I keep getting that mixed up. It's a problem with my stuff, especially when I write on the fly like this. My bad, anon.

>>55126534
Don't you worry about it sugar jugs.

>>55126534
No biggie. There are definitely worse worse members of your... community when it comes to that.

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>>55125940
>What?

>>55126465
I guess I should say, are there any jumps set in modern Earth with an amnesia drawback?

>>55126586
That's official art by the way.

>>55126465
It's customary to thank people when they've given you useful information just to be helpful

you ungrateful fuck

>>55125664
Well, if you're after ideas for more 600's:

Center operatives have some weird relationship with Jarod, so maybe bad guys always leave you clues, or no matter how good they are at blending in you're always only a few steps behind whoever you're looking for.

Drop Ins could have something like 'antiheroes are looking out for you' or something. idk.
You're right it's kinda tricky to balance out.
Obviously the Pretenders have the most personal advantages in the setting. Center operatives have training and resources at their disposal. And if drop ins are just 'normal people', their only advantage is really just 'they're everywhere'.
Actually maybe that might be a good lower level perk (400?). You just always seem to be wherever the protagonists are?

>>55126646
When you fail at reading comprehension enough to offer Stargate and Tomb Kings (which only has an Egyptian aesthetic), then you shouldn't expect people to give thanks for your ineffective "help".

you hostile fuck

>>55126646
I think you need to calm down a little dude. He asked what I meant by Egyptian gods, and I clarified.

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>>55126586
>>55126636
Huh. I'm guessing she screwed up a 2nd circle demon's binding. Not sure if Scroll of Swallowed Darkness should really count as official, being an april fools thing though.

Oh well, I prefer Magnificent Jaguar on the Realm's throne anyway.

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Whos that jumpmaker!?

Hint: your favorite.

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>>55126449
> Could you break seals set by others with Funijutsu Prodigy?
Not casually. Fuinjutsu Prodigy would give you an innate understanding and talent of the craft, but that's like saying you're innately talented at chemistry, or alchemy. You're still going to need to do research and study.

So, let's say you're interested in getting rid of those Hyuuga seals. You'd still need a copy of the seal so that you can reverse engineer it and create a countermeasure. But if you get that, there's no reason to think you couldn't figure it out eventually.

> How about making tech that runs off of chakra?
Naruto's world has schizophrenic technology that even includes computers and movies. It's up to individual fanwank if those are done using chakra systems and seals, or if Naruto just has some more modern infrastructure we're not shown.

> Golems? Nested golems?
There was a filler episode in Shippuden where Orochimaru made a fully functional transforming Naruto robot, along with a giant gundam nine tails with laser eyes, so... possibly?

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>>55126458
"I'm only joking." She said in a flat voice that made me doubt her. "You don't look like the type. And I don't think a wild Pokemon would like someone like you if you really did do something that violent. You're too young for that, I think."

Young?

"I'm twenty-five, actually." I say.

"Really."

"Y-yeah. Is that hard to believe?"

The Nurse looked at me unblinkingly for a few seconds before she shrugged. "Whatever you say. There's a Pokemart right next door for you to get a fresh change of clothes from, along with whatever else you need. I'd recommend something that fits you better, and doesn't look like you just lost a fight with a Scyther."

"Right…um. Thank you, Nurse."

"Lily. My name is Lily."

"Oh, right. My name is…"

My mouth moved, but no sound comes out of it. Like someone just hit a 'mute' button the moment I tried saying it. I grabbed at my throat for a moment and blinked.

"…your name is?" Lily quirked a brow.

"Um. Sorry. My name is _____". Again, no sound. I coughed once and then tried again. And again. And again. I could not speak my name. What the hell was this? She looked at me with some concern before she shrugged.

"Well, if you want to be anonymous that badly, I won't judge you. Take care of yourself." With that, she walked away, leaving me confused and alone. Well, mostly. Eevee gently nibbled at my shirt sleeve to get my attention before I looked over at them. Then they hopped on my shoulder and sat there.

My panic fades a little at this simple gesture of affection. "I guess you're my Pokemon now, huh?" They responded by nibbling on my hair, perhaps chastising me for daring to question such a mighty beast. Or maybe she was hungry. My growling stomach is telling me the same thing, if that's the case.

>>55126736
Muyo?

>>55126742
Eevee is so cute. You picked a good starter for adorableness.

>>55126697
No need to take a shot at that guy >>55126181
it wasn't me

you unperceptive fuck

>>55126722
You also didn't say thank you and came off as entitled
Deal with it

>>55126654
I like those ideas and may use them however I was thinking that the only background that would get a 600 cp perk is pretender.

It adds to the fact that it's a special background (that is based on the main character) and I really don't think I am going to be able to come up with something that is equal to being a pretender.

If they had gone more in to the inner voices I might have made that a 600 point perk but it was something that just appeared in the last couple episodes and fallow up movie so it didn't get expanded upon very much.

>>55126736
YJ_Anon? Myrmidont's a pretty cool guy, too.

>>55126739
>There was a filler episode
I don't think we should really base stuff off of bad filler.

>>55126736
NikaMoth?

>>55126736
Cool cats?

Is there a list of training enhancer perks? I know we've got a bunch of lists of X perks, so I'd assume there is for this. If there is, I'd be thankful for anyone who posted it.

>>55126736
Let's see. Not Red, not OAA, not Quicksilver, not UncleDonte... Dunno.

>>55126736
None of them.

They're all garbage.

>>55126499
I think eragon lets you do that by default.

>>55126586
I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going

>>55126736
Valeria.

The only one we need, and the one who'd be best served evicting all of the other, less favorable jumpmakers.

>>55126753
Nah.

>>55126787
>>55126799
No.

>>55126797
Ew, no.

>>55126810
... Probably no?

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>>55126736
My favorite pokemon is agumon

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>>55126736
RedMAN

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>>55126523
Looking at last thread and my personal archives there are still some missing that were on the upload drive. Do you need:
La Pucille
the newest update of Naruto
Hollow Knight
an update to MTG Kamigawa
Gurren Lagann updates, both text and imaged
Big Brother Jump Gauntlet
What We Do in the Shadows
And Angel notes and the Weakness of Beatrice, because they got misfiled in the images section.


And some things that were not in the folder, but maybe were done
Momodora v0.9.2
Generic Childhood (may end up on SB drive unless SJ-Chan comes back)
Baka & Test
Law of Ueki (I think he said is was done unless he got more comments)
A couple Fire emblem updates (Valentia & Elibe & Archaena) near the cuttoff for the last upload I cannot remember if were updated on the Drive or not.

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>>55126810
It's ok you can say his name, Bancho , we won't make fun of you.

>>55126736
Myself but Val is a close second.

>>55126907
How in all hell did I miss Momodora and Baka & Test? Could you post them regardless? Please and thank you.

>>55126907
Looking at https://pastebin.com/85Zs34rP seems we're missing:

La Pucelle
Naruto Update
Hollow Knight
Kamigawa update
TTGL updates
What We Do In The Shadows
Angel Notes
Beatrice
Baka & Test
Law of Ueki
Fire Emblems

WIPs can be saved later when they're done, prolly.

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>>55126754
Agreed!
>>55126742
Making a long story slightly less long, I managed to shop for some clothes and get some food. That 'Monopoly Money' I was skeptical of was actually a decent handful of cash, enough to give me some supplies and a warm meal, plus some food for my new friend. I ended up giving her the nickname Fluff.

Thing is, while I was in the changing room, I had noticed something - there was something on my back that wasn't there before. A tattoo that both confused and alarmed me, like some sort of mark or burden that I would carry with me.

I don't like the look of it.

Taking a short break. Will post previous bits in a pastebin when I get to it if it's not up before next thread. What do you all think so far?

>>55126843
You mean where it's already at? Her head's just obscuring the action.

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>>55126937
>La Pucelle

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>>55126937
>Naruto Update

>>55126986
Your Eevee is in for a world of hurt, isn't she?

Be sure to pick up a journal quick.

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>>55126937
>Hollow Knight

>>55126986
I'm curious at to what happened to your jumper in her original world. Who shot her and why?

>>55126736
Valeria is the best Jump-making machine, but my favorite is still Heavens.

>>55125692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnZ1YHXg8s

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>>55126937
>Kamigawa update

So since I am missing a 200 Drop in Perk how is this.

Cowardly Lion (200, Discount Drop in) You may be an excitable sort, however when the chips are down and people need you; you know how to fight through the fear. You will still feel it, and will likely complain about it but you will get done what needs to be done and fear will not detract in the least from your performance.

>>55127041
Jumper's a he. And good question!
>>55127027
The Eevee will probably be fine. I'm not THAT cruel.

Alright, I'm seeing a bunch of jumps being posted, I'll be adding those in a moment.

>>55127062
Wait, really? What changed?

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>>55126937
>TTGL updates
1/2, Text

>>55126736
Literally me.

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>>55126937
>TTGL updates
2/2, Imaged

>What We Do In The Shadows
See >>55126907

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>>55126736
Aionon!

>>55126736
Sister Strike Burke-chan

>>55126736
Not me.

>>55126937
Fire Emblems were updated last I checked and off the uploads folder.

>>55126736
Worm is bretty good. But >>55126787 is the true answer.

I think we can all agree that Myrmidont is a pretty cool guy.

>>55126736
It's Anon.

>>55126736
>playing favorites

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>>55126736
Whoever gives me what I want

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>>55126937
>Baka & Test

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>>55126937
>Law of Ueki

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>>55126937
>Angel Notes
In Imaged Folder in error

>>55127277
This is a WIP, right?

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>>55126999
A small update, I added notes excluding Maiden of Light and Dark Prince as well as including a soundtrack perk and lowering the price of money to 50CP to make sure there is no leftover CP.

Anything I should change or add while I'm here? Anything grammatical?

>>55127125
A small change in how the companion purchase is worded, I think. Functionally, nothing changed.

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Where can I get some sexy waifus that wont mind me not importing them and have rather loose and flexible morals?

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>>55126937
>Beatrice

>>55127335
OC companion options.

>>55127166
So wait do you fight the anti-spirals if you stay there but don't do the end game scenario? Even if the population goes over the "doomsday" number

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>>55126736
I like that Yorokonde guy. He writes some really good fluff and is dedicated to the cause of Good Jumps. Speaking of which:

Divinity: Original Sin 0.62
= What's New? =
>Drawbacks are finished.
>Hydrosophist is finished.
>Still hunting for a 600 CP Source Hunter Perk. The wikis and source material are being decidedly unhelpful in that regard.
>Companions mostly finished, just have to fluff out the four Canon Companions.
>Slight change to Full Partner Companion option
>Slight re-balancing of Companion options in general.

Next up will be Expert Marksman, because if I have to write one more Magic tree right now I'm going to claw my eyes out.

For those interested, Pyre has a basic skeleton put together, including a lovely little "Visual Novel" style choice-tree opening which will determine all the background stuff. Reader and Rite-Participant are the two major backgrounds, with or without memories at your choice, with an option to say Fuck it and wander off into Downside to do what you want. You'll also get to pick a Race, unless you're a Reader, in which case it won't matter.

The Item section will likely be a little light, but the Companion section is going to be fucking MASSIVE.

People are probably going to string me up for the mandatory "Plot-Bound" and "Don't Fuck with the Rites" drawbacks, but we'll cross that bridge when I get there.

>>55127330
I haven't said it before, but I dig this jump. Good job, Pucelle.

>>55127330
>I added notes excluding Maiden of Light and Dark Prince
Can I ask why? I thought being the Maiden of Light or Dark Prince was something a Jumper could be in jump, so their powers level shouldn't be too far out there.

>>55127387
Witch Master Race

>>55127323
yes. If nothing else, the lack of drawback descriptions should tell you it isn't jumpable yet.

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>>55126936
>Momodora

>>55127330
Why the fiat limitation to the Maiden miracles? Dark Prince has nothing of the sort.

>>55127330
Your formatting still needs some work in the Perks section. You've got Perks cut in half by pages all over the place. Items should really start on it's own page as well. In general the formatting needs some work. Also, the final Drawback should be You're Weak and needs a grammar combing.

Hey OOA the swarmling thing that gets me three bodies, does that mean if I shape shift or evolve or something they all change at the same time in the same way in lockstep?

Wasn't Stellaris recently updated?

Goddamn it Illidan stop being a dick and breaking things!
Holy shit what was the windchime thinking, trying to pull that shit?

>>55127528
NO ONE KNOWS

>>55127515
Wank it, but it's still going to be divided up 1/3rd per swarmling.

>>55127528
>implying the Idiot Ball isn't the most commonly purchased accessory in this fucking universe.
>implying.

>>55127522
Recently.

>>55127528
Blizzard is trying to portray the Light and religion in general as EVIL because edgy atheist teenagers write their plots now, and they want to do something to further justify Illidan's "Suck demon cock for power!" philosophy.

>>55127554
thanks man

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Is there a perk that let me give epic headpats

>>55127330
>If you choose not to replace either Criox or Alouette then congratulations your
either Goddess Poitreene’s or Calamity’s secret weapon against the other side.
*you're

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Do we have anything else like Perceptive from Generic Isekai? I am asking as it is a perk I love but I would rather get A Hero's Light, if not for how useful Perceptive is.

>>55127603
I also need to know this...for reasons.

>>55127554
>Ball isn't the most commonly purchased accessory

Can we buy one in jump? Maybe we can give it to people so that they make bad decisions?

I haven't been on /Jc/ in a while, so what happened to the uploads file?

Did miss kobayashi dragon maid get finished?

>>55127640
Shitposter pranked us while Brutus was busy swimming in AIDS-infected crocodile water.

>>55127528
D-Did that glowing windchrime try to DATERAPE Illidan? It was audibly getting off on filling him with it's hot, white energy

Illidan's still acting like an edgy teenager drunk on cough medicine, but holy shit the Light's a lot rapier than I thought

...

>Initiation
>You who channel the Light's energies into everything you do and embody, can infuse and transform people in this manner
>Whether they thank you for this...is another matter entirely

>>55127554
IT WAS FORETOLD

Paladin best class~

>>55127644
yes

>>55127373
Like, stay forever? Yeah I suppose they'd show up eventually but you're only forced to fight them if you take the endgame scenario.

>>55127576
>Blizzard has already been taken over by the Void

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>>55127629
Ah yes, reasons

>>55127628
Um, maybe one of the magic eyes from Mushoku Tensei? Not the whole thing, but some of it at least.

>>55127603
>>55127629
Go to any jump that lets you become a God of X, and choose God of Headpats. Then pick the perks that empower you to be better at that ability. If you want to be extra adorable, do that in Percy Jackson and be the cute youngest child of the God of Headpats

>>55127654
The same cutscene tried to imply the Light brainwashes paladins.

>>55127658
Was it in uploads or something? I cant find it on drive

>>55127664
Anon, you and I both know that the patting those two are engaged in has little to do with headpatting

>>55127647
Don't even joke about that man. It's a shit storm out there right now and it's just going to get worse.

>>55127693
Brutus is from that corner of the world

>>55127603
Get the Upgrade Cheat and use it to upgrade how good your headpats feel.

>>55127661
Nevermind. Just realised that we arrive 3 years before story start meaning that by the time Simon hits 21 (Aka the second story arc) we would be leaving mb.

>>55127693
Brutus lives in Texas.

It's unfortunately very real.

>>55127654
I swore I didn't mean to call that shit.

But god damn.

>>55127630
A bit too meta, but might be good to fit it in elsewhere, as having a literal Idiot Ball that you could pass onto someone and suddenly they make all the wrong decisions ever could be fairly potent.

>>55127576
Religion is evil, though. The people who follow a religion are generally well-meaning, but when it comes to religion itself then anything more than "don't be a dick" that gets tacked on inevitably leads to bad shit.

>>55127698
>>55127728
That was exactly the point I was making. No one should be joking about the craziness in Texas. Four feet of water and counting.

>>55127528
She kinda wanted him to be their prized puppet. Where he gets to get infused with Holy powers & fight the Legion forever~. He told her he didn't want to be anyone's puppet anymore. She even tried to sweet talk him while magically equivalent of rape. He eyebeams her in self defense. This is least edgiest thing he's done.

He's always been power hungry, but he's always been the one to choose. The only time he was never in control was when Sargeras burnt out his eyes. This was Naaru equivalent of that.

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>>55127751

>>55127675
yes

>>55127751
and that's why Bill and Ted created a paradise, their only tenant was "be excellent to each other"

>>55127751
Oh yes anon, that big nasty Light is SO nasty and evil for trying to stop Demons and Old Gods from raping you full of their naughty energies.

>>55127751
If >>55127776 is on your side. . .

>>55127669
>child of the God of Headpats
God of Headpats...I guess that would be Inari, maybe? Wait, no, that's the God of Touching Fluffy Tails. Yeah, I'm stumped on this one.

>>55127758
>>55127784
That's why you should become a demon.

Lot less problems.

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>>55127751
(you)

>>55127784
Isn't Illidan essentially Jesus now in WoW?

>>55127814
With the exception of the 6-armed amazonian hotties, WoW demons are unattractive. I don wan be uggo

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>>55127754
They said there's enough water to fill 1.5 Million Olympic Swimming Pools.

>>55127840
He told them to go shove it. He'll still be the jailer for the Burning Crusade in the end.

>>55127845
Succubus? Fel Elves?

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>>55125664
so Infinite Pez has contains the really rare ones like the Make-A-face right?

>>55127754
Yeah, OAA has... a bit of a problem, up in his head. Especially with that reading business. Apologies on his behalf.

>>55127413
Thanks!

>>55127428
The Maiden of Light was created by Poitreene for the sole purpose of killing the Dark Prince, I don't think that Poitreene would grant you the power to kill the Dark Prince if you are the Dark Prince.

>>55127506
Well the Dark Prince is stronger then the Maiden of Light, the Maiden just have the advantage of not being insane to use their power. the limit is based off of how Alouette only used 5 of the miracles before exhausting herself when fighting the Dark Prince to first time and that whenever she used her power she was slowly killing herself until the ending where she actually died. I can remove the fiat and just state that using the miracles are incredibly straining and if you overuse the power you'll die or something like that instead if you' like.

>>55127508
Will change then.

>>55127905
>Succubus? Fel Elves?
I'll give you succubi, but fel elves are just elves with glowy eyes.

>>55127765
>>55127824
How am I wrong, though? The "fundamentalists" who do awful shit and people by-and-large hate are the ones actually following their religion as it's written. The "moderates" are people who ignore the parts of their religion they find distasteful or inconvenient.

>>55127788
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Though I'm fairly certain Bancho actually is Wiccan or something anyway, right? Which, to be fair, Wicca is about as close to a perfect religion as I know of, but that's because its primary tenant is literally "if doesn't hurt anyone, knock yourself out".

>>55127784
Last I knew, the Light itself was a cosmic force of nature?

>>55127909
Why do we keep getting the idiots as jumpmakers.

I mean really.

Hey in the isekai jumpchain I know that every cheat is base on something. What is the Limit break based on? The Novel I mean

>>55127928
Why do we get Idiots for posters

I mean really

>>55127909
Oh, fuck you. Don't bounce off my posts to piss on a Jumpmaker. There's nothing wrong with OAA and I'm really looking forward to his WoW Jump.

>>55127967
No need to lie to protect an idiot's feelings, anon.

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>>55127845
>>55127924
Eredar?

>>55127909
Being in this place long enough tends to damage your eyesight, reading comprehension, and sanity.

>>55127926
technically it is "do what thou wilt so long as it harms none" but You're pretty close

>>55127939
Nothing specific I don't believe, think it is just based on the fact that some Isekai MCs have stats that show up on in setting measurements as what the locals consider the maximum possible while in reality being higher due to the measurement only going up to the "maximum".

>>55127967
>There's nothing wrong with OAA
Really? If he's such a flawless human being as you describe, then why is he still here?

>>55127977
>>55128001
Fuck off samefurfag.

>>55127926
Now I know you're trolling. It's like a laundry list of bad points.

3/10, I both replied and chuckled a little. Keep on trucking.

>>55127986
Wait, Bancho, are you actually Wiccan?

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>>55127926
>Judging an ideology by its extremists

>>55127926
First off, not all religions are the same. So the "all religion" bit is a tired meme. The incidental examples of violence in religion are frequently misrepresented in contemporary discussions. Leaving all that aside, though, religion provides and impetus toward and a systemic method of charity and self-improvement that doesn't exist otherwise. Is it a mixed bag? Sure. Anything involving people will be, but the religion is evil meme is about as accurate as the government is tyranny meme. You can find examples of evil in both, but similarly both have allowed people, allow people, to engage in positive ways and overall present the opportunity for a net positive.

>>55128076
He's also blaming the moderates for the awful crime of existing. The fiends.

>>55127986
...I know that, Bancho. I was paraphrasing it in a less archaic form for humorous effect.

Also, I might be wrong here, but isn't it actually "Eight words the Wiccan rede fullfill, an it harm none do what ye will."?

>>55128074
Trust me, you really don't want to go down that rabbit hole

>>55127980
Sure, they look great in fanart but they're weird in game. They've got those rocky outgrowths that Blizz loves to throw on Fel creatures.

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>>55127926

>>55127840
He's Jesus 2, Electric Boogaloo.

>>55128039
How are my arguments bad? You're supposed to actually refute them.

>>55128076
But the extremists are the ones actually following the ideology as it's written, is all I'm saying. The "moderates" are ignoring the parts they don't like until it's something else entirely.

>>55128085
Okay, I'm exaggerating when I say religion is evil. Obviously it's not all terrible – it's shades of gray the same as anything else... but it tends to be much darker shades. I just think the world would be better off without religion. You should be charitable and look to improve yourself because it's the right thing to do. If you need someone screaming that you'll burn for eternity if you don't help your neighbors, then maybe work on developing some empathy.

I actually do feel similarly about governments. The fact that they are needed isn't a testament to their virtue, but rather to how shitty people are.

>>55127926
>Comparing real religion to fantasy good guy religion in a fictional universe

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>>55128158
Eh, fair enough.

Jumping kobayashi right now, anyone know of any cool sea serpents to be?

Am I the only one who likes having Bancho around? He really makes me feel better about myself and my chain because I can always point to him and go "hey I'm no where close to being as bad as him".

>>55127840
I'd prefer having Green Jesus back, but I think he's off fucking his wife somewhere and doing shaman things somewhere.

>>55127980
Why settle for the edgy version when you can get a Draenei?

>>55128074
My mom is , And I was raised that way But I am not technically a believer. >>55128091
I don't remember

So what happened in WoW?

Also what is the endjump scenario like in Darksiders?

>>55128236
Actually he's off suffering a mid-life crisis right now.

And by that we mean after Metzen retired, the orc's lost his will.

>>55128195
>But the extremists are the ones actually following the ideology as it's written, is all I'm saying. The "moderates" are ignoring the parts they don't like until it's something else entirely.
So you've read the documents in question? You're familiar with the primary sources, commentaries, and traditions of all religions, right? You're holding court on all religions and all fundamentalists, so pick a couple religions and their subordinate fundamentalists and explain to us how they're more true to their religions than are the moderates.

>>55128215
I'm... not? Not sure where you're getting that.

So, what's the latest on the drive?

>>55128240
Because Eredar waifus are mini-giantesses

>>55128254
You're using real life arguments of religion to criticize the precepts of a fantasy religion.

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>>55128195
>Extremist can't twist the parts they like, reformation of religions doesn't exist
>All religions are not evil! I'm just exaggerating XD
>What do you mean my arguments are bad
4/10 baiter

>>55128243
New patch dropped today. The Prime Windchime tried to daterape Illidan, Illidan didn't take too kindly to that, he eyebeams her into little tiny pieces.
The idiot ball is, unsurprisingly, still in play.

>>55128258
Brutus is in A flood area and the drive Is secondary to his real person safety

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>>55128240
Because the Eredar can be giants. And also the Draenei are probably prudes, while the Eredar are into freaky shit.

Also, different counterpoint: Why not both?

>>55128285
Fuck that noise.

>>55128226
Nessy.

>>55128305
>Why not both?
One of them is going to inevitably corrupt the other, then you'll just have two of one kind.

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>>55128327
...Point. I hadn't thought of that.

Maybe give both sides a good set of willpower perks to make sure neither can corrupt the other, and enjoy the feud for longer?

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>>55128317
Brutus is a pillar of this community and we would not have made it this far without him, so I doubt you fuck off back all the way To Your daddy's balls

>>55128195
>Okay, I'm exaggerating when I say religion is evil. Obviously it's not all terrible – it's shades of gray the same as anything else... but it tends to be much darker shades.
That statement is purely emotive and not in any way quantifiable or qualifiable. That means that you can say than and get people to agree if they agree with that, but there's no real information in the statement itself. Be specific: how is it darker, darker than what, what does darkness mean in this context. What you're saying works if we're sitting around a tabletop talking about some bullshit setting or playing a game, but if we're talking about the real world you need to be more specific.

>I just think the world would be better off without religion. You should be charitable and look to improve yourself because it's the right thing to do.
Congratulations, you've just discovered philosophy. Here's the answer to that: you can't get an is from an ought. There have been countless attempts, compelling ideologies and philosophies, aimed at making people virtuous for the sake of being virtuous. They work on the individual level, but they don't work on a societal level.

>If you need someone screaming that you'll burn for eternity if you don't help your neighbors, then maybe work on developing some empathy.
See above. I might even agree with you. However, we have to work with what we have; what we have is people. We don't have mythical whiteboard people who do exactly what theories say, we've got people-people. People are messy.

Finally, as for "developing empathy," I'll agree with that. However I will note that the connotative meaning of empathy has become people who agree with me as opposed to the denotative meaning of thinking about how others feel.

Cheers

>>55127915
>I don't think that Poitreene would grant you the power to kill the Dark Prince if you are the Dark Prince.
Pointreene wouldn't have granted either of the abilities, both would have been given by the benefactor. If you had the Maiden of Light background, she might think your powers came from her, but only background appropriate ones.

If you were a Dark Prince and had the Maiden of Light perk, then it's probably out of context and no one would even know you had the ability unless you found out in setting.

Preventing Maiden of Light from being taken if you have Park Prince (because why would she give the power to a Bad Guy) is like saying that if you were a Demon in a past jump she wouldn't let you be a Maiden of Light (because why would she give the power to a Naughty Demon?). It makes no sense in the narrative of jumpchain.

So can you use powers your get from one body if you are in a different body? Or do I need a perk for that?

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What's your Trainer Class, if you leaned towards one?

Black Belt? Bug Catcher? Ace Trainer? Pic related?

>>55128434
Eh, that's a houserule but that's how I roll. Unless a power is explicitly tied to an alt form, dragons breathe fire, then you can use it in your walking around form. For more exotic shit, you're going to need to go shopping for perks and figure things out.

>>55128434
there are perks for that,but before there were people used to do that so it's the air breathing mermaids problem. there are a couple Powers that specify they are only available in Specific forms though

>>55128285
>>55128380
Good job, Tera. That was the right answer.

>>55128285
>Brutus is in A flood area
Seriously, or is this a joke?
I did not know he was from near Houston

>>55128471
Its not a joke.

>>55128448
Right now? Something like pic related is pretty accurate, since I'm a cackling sorcerer who loves placing curses and hexes on others for fun.

>>55128448
Butt Trainer.

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>>55128305
Eredar Twins are great.

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>>55128434
Psychic, I think?

I went around with 2 psychic pokemon and was psychic myself, so...

Miiight also count as an Ace Trainer, since the rest of my team was more diverse?

>>55128511
Do the horns have a purpose?

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>>55128448
Once I merge with my Demi-Servant Scathlach, I shall have the Thighs of the Gods and I will work tirelessly to use them to train young heroines.

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>>55128511
Yup. Looking forward to taking them along when I grab the Dreadscar with the update.

>>55128535
Handlebars.

>>55128535
Some jumpmakers like them.

>>55128251
Okay, I'll start with Christianity since it's the one I'm most intimately familiar with. Westboro Baptist Church's shit is an easy place to start, I think.

They protest gays a lot. That's definitely something the Bible supports.
>1 Corinthians 6:9-11 "9 Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men 10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And that is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God."
>Leviticus 18:22 "22 Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable."
>Leviticus 20:13 "13 “ ‘If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Or how about protesting Beyoncé and women's rights?
>1 Corinthians 14:34-36 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."
>1 Timothy 2:11-15 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing."
>1 Peter 3:1 "Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands."

I can keep going if you want. Though I really have no idea where they got their beef with funerals Twitter. That's just some crazy shit.

>>55128448
I took Aura and a Riolu so I was closer to a fighter as me and my Riolu sparred quite a bit together. I did however grab a few psychic types, no idea if there is a trainer class for a Psychic Fighter.

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>>55128448
I tend to like Dark Types, but as far as I know there's not a Trainer Class dedicated to them. So I guess that makes me Team Plasma by default.

I'm not sure how to feel about that.

>>55128535
Hand-
>>55128544
Damn it!

>>55127666
Yeah that does help a bit, thank you.

>>55128551
Maybe argue religion somewhere else.

>>55128545
Such as?

>>55128545
Not any of the worthwhile ones.

>>55128551
>Westboro Baptist Church
You realize they're regarded as heretics by everyone under the sun, right? You also realize that everyone in that "church" is related, and the congregation only grows when there's a birth in the family, right? You're aware, I imagine, that there are outreach efforts geared specifically toward getting people out of that organization, right?

There are less than 100 of them. They're a cult, anon. I get that the cool people on TV trot them out whenever they want to crucify religion, but a little bit of research shows that organization for what it is.

>>55127728
How goes WoW, btw?

>>55128448
I guess I was a Black Belt, although I didn't really go to the extremes that they seemed to go to. I tended to stick to Fighting types, although all of the Pokemon I used had another type to go with it.

>>55128551
>Christianity
>Westboro Baptist Church
Isn't there a Young Turks livestream you should be watching?

>>55128584
>>55128611
>samefagging this hard

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>>55128589
>>55128587
>>55128545
Im not even getting involved with you peiple.

>>55128551
>Using the Westboro Baptist Church as an example of Christianity
Reddit is three boards down the left sweetheart

>>55128551
>They protest gays a lot
Remind me again how many people they've killed or maimed this year? I can't remember.

>>55128448
Ranger.

>>55128637
I'm just saying, the jumpmakers who like the horn aesthetic are mostly garbage.

>>55128630
Well, their election stream is a gold mine for salt and laughs.

>>55128636
>First one asks people not to argue religion on /jc/
>Second one continues arguing religion.

Oh yeah, they're the same person. Good job Sherlock.

>>55128647
>inb4 abortion clinic bombing

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>>55128636

>>55128448
Cool Beauty (male)

>>55128663
Holy shit, yes it was. I am so glad I watched that whole thing live. It was beautiful.

>>55128570
Np.

>>55128551
>Using Christianity and not Islam

>>55128708
Did you expect any different?

>>55128396
>how is it darker, darker than what, what does darkness mean in this context.
It is a net negative both for humanity and the world as a whole and for individuals. Almost all religion is restrictive of the rights people are allowed to have and many of them advocate atrocities such as slavery and genocide.

Science and understanding, as well, flourish as religion fades. A thousand years ago, the Muslim world was the center of learn for the entire globe, but then they doubled down on religion and continuously regressed into what they are today. Europe and the west, on the other hand, set aside religion and the prejudices that came alongside it during the Enlightenment and improved their understanding and culture by leaps and bounds.

>There have been countless attempts, compelling ideologies and philosophies, aimed at making people virtuous for the sake of being virtuous. They work on the individual level, but they don't work on a societal level.
Neither do religions, though. They always have people who twist their religion to their own ends.

Also, our modern values are largely antithetical to those of the religions they evolved from, so you can't that without religion most people will become immoral dickwads – at least more so than people already are.

>>55128727
Nope.

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Hey /JC/ what would happen if I used all the sex related perks on Slaanesh

>>55128746
She would giggle and call your attempt cute. Then she would show you what real ṕ̸͇̗̮̟̠͙̖̺l̸͖̬͓̞̖ẹ̤̱͉͞a̞̟̖͎̝͡s͕͚̪͙̠̫u̴̸̥̳̠̱̩̭͖͇r̪̰̜̹̻̦͞è̺̣̦̰̪͎̦͍̙ was.

>>55128448
Bug Catcher all the way

>>55128729
Don't you have anything better do to than shitpost while you wait for your philosophy 101 class to start?

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>>55126986
Awake now! List was updated.

Let's move ahead a little bit. I feel like if I try and cover every nook and cranny of this experience, we'll be here forever. It wasn't just the tattoo I had noticed when I finally looked in the mirror - I was younger. Several years younger, in fact. I guess that explained why the Nurse didn't believe me when I told her my age. Come to think of it, a lot of unbelievable things have happened at once. First, I got shot twice by an unknown assailant. Then I woke up several years younger with a handful of stuff within arm's reach and found I was in a real world full of real Pokemon.

Was this an answer to my desperate prayer? Is this my second chance? On the off chance I'm in some kind of purgatory or heaven, this is probably better than I could have hoped for. I mean, being a Pokemon Trainer was the youthful dream of most people my age back in the day. Still…I wish I had an explanation as to how I got here and why I was like this now. Had someone or something really taken pity on me?

Almost out of habit, I tried using my shiny new laptop to access the internet and find some of my old grounds online, or just to try and somehow contact anyone I knew from home. No luck, of course. I really was in a different world or time…aside from some resemblances, like an anonymous image board site or five, there was no references to the world I was from or why I was here.

Having no home, history, or sustainable income, I decided that the logical conclusion was to become a real Pokemon Trainer. I mean, I had Fluff and a big handful of supplies, plus a backpack that seemed to deny the idea of limited carrying space. If nothing else, I could win fight money off of other trainers until I could cover living expenses of some kind. It was a start, right?

>>55128746
Welcome to Daemon Princehood.

>>55128774
You're lucky jumps end in ten years, man.

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>>55128746
An uncomfortable amount of Heresy.

>>55128746
That depends on whether you use perks only from the drive or some from some hentai jump off site (probably).

>>55121262

Depends do you want just a monster girl who looks like that? Or actually turn a deathclaw into a monster girl?

If its the first, you could either have a companion get a animal quirk and cosmetic mutations from Hero no Boku or make a monstergirl with monster-matic from mmpr or some sort of minion maker.

If you want to turn a death claw into a monster girl, take The New Breed perk from the Tyranids jump, shove your ovipositor down her throat, and merge her with your human alt-form dna.


Alternately, with Death Claw dna you could use just about any Kamen Rider monster maker perk or ability to make a monster girl.

>>55128848
Why do anons always suggest the most disgusting and difficult ways to do something?

>>55128611
This is exactly my point. They follow the word of their holy book and society rightfully looks upon them as lunatics. Catholicism blatantly makes up shit and ignores fundamental messages of their religion while humping little boys and people are cool with them.

>>55128647
No clue?

>>55128708
I haven't read enough of the Koran to know what I'm talking about on the subject, so I don't feel comfortable getting into the specifics of it. Obviously Islam as a whole is a bad thing though, which you can tell simply by looking in the general direction of the middle east.

>>55128784
Not really.

>>55125664
Can we get a Cleaner team to go with the Sweepers? Gods know how badly I need a Cleaning service to pick up after me.

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>>55128874
I don't know, why do anons always focus on the one suggestion they don't like to make a blatantly obvious untrue statement as if the rest of the board is as blind as they are?

Besides, if you don't see the ironic humor in turning monsters slowly into humans like they do us then you don't have any taste in humor.

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>>55128448
Early jump, Ace Trainer for sure. Later, Gym Leader.

>>55128448
While I was in pokemon? Traveling lady.
Now? I don't even fucking know anymore, man.

>>55128848
...I wonder if you could make a Deathclaw Undead after studying the Sealing Stone hard enough?

>>55128881
>They follow the word of their holy book

Nope.
>Love your neighbor as yourself.

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>>55128881
>Less than a hundred members
>Considers all other Christians organizations devil worshipping cults
>Christians/Catholic/etc openly denounce them and point out how the bible contradicts them
>The largest Christian organization is apparently "making shit up"
Fuck off

>>55128881
Did you skip over the part where Christianity writ-large denounces the WBC? Do you not get the difference between a local cult and a larger religion?

>Catholicism blatantly makes up shit and ignores fundamental messages of their religion while humping little boys and people are cool with them.
So the Catholics that were part of Spotlight, the news team that broke the story, they were cool with it? How about all the laity that were up in arms about it? The local parish priests who protested and spoke out against it, they were cool with it? All those people, those Catholics, spoke out against it as people and as Catholics.

Memetic history isn't real history, anon. Get your facts straight.

>>55128791
>I had Fluff and a big handful of supplie
You named your Eevee "Fluff"? Adorable. Best highly-mutagenic bunny-dog.

>>55127908
>so Infinite Pez has contains the really rare ones like the Make-A-face right?
Yep it contains every pez dispenser ever made even the really rare ones.

>>55128907
I like it, I'll have to add something like that in in one of the next versions.

>>55129067
>highly-mutagenic bunny-dog

I just realised Primate Murder is basically the ultimate Eevee evolution

I vaguely remember this coming up before but I can't find anything on the archives.

Tamerai, if you have the powerlevels needed to summon Super Su and company with the Corrupted Dragon Balls, could you choose to summon the OG dragons but with Super Su's powerlevel instead of the newer ones?