Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1674: Jumper Versus Skitter Edition

>>54867139
>Jumper vs Skitter
Well, to be fair, as the Aburame in this... It's more like Jumper-Ninja-Skitter vs Ninja with tasty eyes. And trees.

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Posting this again because no one really offered any feedback last thread.

What perks can allow you to have instant reaction time?

>>54867250
APM from SAO. Your reflexes become "As fast as they need to be"

So, why do so many jumpers want to waifu Kaguya? Isn't she just Turles in drag?

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how do you avoid ninjas jumpers?
More importantly how do you hunt ninja jumpers?

>>54867264
She's also literally got no emotions but mad according to the guy who can sense emotions.

>>54865716
How does the Beast Inside work if you're Yin Kurama? Or if you have one of the early start drawbacks?

...do bloodlines work normally, despite you being an energy kaiju now?

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>>54867264
Because underneath that crazy genocidal monster is a smoking hot milf. And it's impossible to overestimate how far a Jumper will go to justify putting their dick in something.

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So, I've been taking forever to update this, but here's the current Law of Ueki WIP.

Main changes:
- Celestial Beast origin and perk line.
- A few more items.

Feedback would be appreciated.

>>54867266
You avoid them by being an actual fucking ninja, and not leaping into battle and throwing around fireballs like some kind of wizard.

How do you hunt ninja jumpers? Awareness perks.

I'm pretty sure the answer is no, but I got to ask. Is is possible to take both Samurai Supremacy and Enduring Whirlpool? Like, use your Samurai skills and fighters to defend Uzushiogakure and convince them and others that Samurai weebs are better than Ninja weebs?

>>54867324
>Awareness perks.
Poisons. Acids. Sedatives.
Memetic kill agents carved into trees and rocks.
Uh, be sure to innoculate your allies. To like, all of those things. Especially the last one.

>>54867266
How do you hunt ninja jumpers? You use the jumper mating call to set up an ambush.

>"I'm so drunk!"

>>54867345
What settings even have the last one besides SCP?

>>54867220
Your fluff is awful. Your descriptions are some of the most boring things ever. Your drop in 200 perk is just embarassing to see written. Rewrite some of this stuff.

>>54867331
Do one better: Samurai Supremacy + Founding Father.

Convert Hashi and Madara to the Way of the Sword.

>>54867220
Maybe some more drawbacks, like losing access to Soul, or having someone with a vendetta against you.

Also, I agree with the other anon on fluff, although I assumed that a bit of it was placeholder material.

>Wishwater changed back
>Even though the arguments the guy used to convince CW were the exact same things shot down over and over before
>CW goes on about lots of people now supporting him despite it just being the same guy making the same argument
>The only limit is omnipotence again, since the maker has demonstrated his full belief the wish water should have no limits
Cataquack, I want your jump to fucking die. This whole bullshit you have caused, and your continual fucking over of people here because you are utterly obsessed with giving out this broken power, has made me gone from thinking that you were a good up-and-coming jump maker to just genuinely hating you. You're a piece of shit.

>>54867318
...meh. I think Ragyō is hotter and I still wouldn't put my dick in her either.
And I like crazy chicks. It's like frosting. Put in or on a cake and it makes it better. But nothing but it and you'll get sick.

...and I am using this analogy even though my mother and grandfather would eat cakes made of nothing but frosting.

>>54867322
Why does absorbtion still have the meta canon companion line? That perk also needs a price boost since it's way more appealing then most of the other stuff.

>>54867377
Your mistake was having expectations for the jumpmaker considered to be the Dirge replacement.

>>54867377
It was pretty funny watching him turn around and try and use the argument that took hours to get him to admit made no sense to justify this again.

>>54867318
We have to justify it?

>>54867377
Because apparently it's not stronger then the genie one.

You know

Despite the genie option being limited to Disney feats. Because Genies' aren't all powerful.

But hey, remember that big talk we all had discussing how SB likes to see an inch, take a mile? It looks like Cataquack really has naturalised to that place, since he see's Genie's restrictions, completely ignores the context, and plops it on his.

>>54867420
Turns out this wasn't a new thread, but we entered the hit show "To catch a crazy milf hunting Jumper."
I thought it was cancelled after one jumper performed an Avada Kedavra on himself when he was caught.

>>54867377
>The only limit is omnipotence again, since the maker has demonstrated his full belief the wish water should have no limits
No, the only limit is "whatever it is in-setting", like the Genie from Disney Princess, which is a matter of fanwanking. Though it's an issue that something that good replenishes indefinitely.

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>>54867264
This >>54867318 >>54867379

Evil superpowered milfs are hot as fuck.

Want a great highlight?

>Brellin
>Likewise. I never go there unless I'm trying to get a jump on their drive or unless someone is trying to start nonsense using my name/stuff and it gets pointed out to me, like that bullshit Extingent "WIP jump" that got "made" a month or so ago.

SBers literally never go to 4chan JC unless they want something on the drive. How desperate are these dumbfucks for online popularity?

>>54867452
Wuya isn't a milf, she has no children.

I would give her some though.

>>54867220
How would Hollow Reprisal react to 1Up perk and items, does it kick in when you lose your mortal shell or after losing your individuality or automata failed jump.

>>54867450
And the issue with that is that the creator of the jump apparently sees the in setting uses as having no real limits. He was completely fine with it being used to defeat your greatest foe, with no limits on the power of that foe, before.

It is not even close to the genie's limits because of how Cataquack Warrior has demonstrated he views the limits- i.e he doesn't.

>>54867412
>Your replacement was having replacement for the replacement considered to be the replacement replacement.
Replaced That For You, anon.
RTFY

>>54867460
>How desperate are these dumbfucks for online popularity?
They're damned if they do and damned if they don't. The SBers that don't come to the thread and try to get their shit on the drive are elitist, the SBers that do are attention whores.

>>54867486
Only problem with that is that the SBers that do come to the thread yet also actively take part in the community are generally well liked, aside from the SB shitposters.

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>>54867461
Sometimes I use milf to refer to mature women, it's just easier.

>>54867474
>And the issue with that is that the creator of the jump apparently sees the in setting uses as having no real limits
And that's fucking retarded, so it can be freely ignored unless it's in the jump. If CCDT said an Avada Kedavra could one-shot YVVH, it wouldn't matter because he's wrong.

>>54867452
>milfs are hot as fuck.
But that goes without saying. If a MILF wasn't hot, she wouldn't be a MILF. She'd be a...MIWLF?

>>54867503
I understand that, but it is a personal pet peeve of mine. My apologies for being a dick about it.

>>54867511
Except what is in the jump is...no limits. It just says to fanwank something. People are perfectly allowed to fanwank that they can wish for anything they want in it. That is in the jump. There are no limits to it's power in the jump and certainly nothing outside of it.

You might as well give up on any sort of endjump thing when you can buy an item that gives you a nearly limitless wish every single jump.

jesus fucking christ we're back to arguing over fucking wish water

Fucking congratulations Cataquack. You actually managed what I think is the first genuine multi thread, multi hour long singular actual argument in years.

>>54867525
Hah, true.

>>54867527
No problem.

>>54867503
That's understandable.
But it's still fucking wrong.
She'd be a cougar

>>54867494
>SBers that do come to the thread yet also actively take part in the community are generally well liked
The other SBers just want to emulate their success without putting in the same effort of showing up, and they don't want to be considered a shitposter like Dirge, Brellin, Record, etc.

>>54867357
Could you elaborate a little more?

>>54867471
I'm pretty sure that 1Ups won't have any...effect? Mostly because you're not dying, just becoming part of some physics destroying substance.

Though if the 1Ups refer to keeping your individuality, then they should work as normally.

>>54867542
Cougars specifically go after younger men. Wuya is cougar though, what with her flirting with Raymundo.

>>54867553
...I just did. I pointed out a specific example. Do I hate to quote it for you?

>Why don’t I just skip the quote, and tell you what this does? You gain the ability to materialize Nails in the air to strike at your enemies, or project great spears from the ground to impale your enemies.

Stop being lazy Echo and actually write proper descriptions.

>>54867503
This is somewhat off topic, but I've been having this weird idea recently that Salem's possessing Summer's body. It just seems suspicious to me that they never found a body. Usually in shows like this, that either means she's not dead, or that the villain is possessing them/their body, and I'm personally betting on the latter.

>>54867322
>God is retiring
What, did he just get sick of everyone's shit and decide "Fuck this, I'm done"?

>>54867528
Right. I don't agree with nor appreciate the misrepresentation of the "new" Wishwater, but since I don't think it should be re-added to the jump like that anyway and in the interest of not helping fuel another thread-long argument, I'll just stop here.

>>54867569
I dunno, her facial features don't really remind me of Ruby. I think it's more likely they killed Summer for being a "Silver eyed warrior". They kinda implied they have fought them before, what with insulting Cinder for losing to a "novice".

>>54867587
>misrepresentation
hah. Just ask CW what he thinks the limits are. And if he answers, see if he's willing to put those limits in.

I bet you he won't.

>>54867403
> Why does absorption still have the meta canon companion line?
To be honest, I just hadn't thought of it as being that meta until you pointed it out, (the whole thing about technically being the thing you devoured was the bit that was standing out to me about the concept, so I was missing the point that the statement was also meta as fuck) but I do see your point. I'll take that bit out in the next update.

> That perk also needs a price boost since it's way more appealing then most of the other stuff.
Fair enough. I was judging 1000CP with no discounts as generally the range for the really big stuff, but I can see "Hey, you need drawbacks if you even want to think about taking this" as a reasonable cost as well.

>>54867600
Christ, enough. Just let this fucking argument die. It'll start up when he next posts so just give us a break.

>>54867594
Yeah, you're probably right, it just seems really suspicious to me.

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what jumps are grimdark?

>>54867624
>All the 40k jumps
>All the World of Darkness jumps
>Dark Sun
>Ravenloft
>Elfen Lied
>Black Bullet
>Hotline Miami
>SCP Foundation
>Resident Evil
>Lovecraft
>Prototype
>Generic Zombie Apocaypse

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>>54867580
Yeah, pretty much. The current God is kind of a lazy drunken bum. Being God in that world is a position of authority, and it's noted that each holder of the office is allowed to select their successor via whatever rules they choose. The current God apparently just had the position forced on him when the previous God got sick of it.

>>54867624
>SMT
>1984
>Digital Devil Saga
>Nechronica
>all of these >>54867670

>>54867624
Does the Hatred Gauntlet count?

There's also the Madoka Magicka jumps, Angel Notes, and YYiaH. Probably Madness Combat, as well. Oh, and Dark Souls, of course.

>Weapon Projection (200CP, Discount for Drop-in): Be careful where you point those things! You gain the ability to generate large nails in the air and fire them at enemies. You can also project large spear from the ground to impale your enemies.

This any better?

>>54867761
Looks good to me.

>>54867761
Sure. Very Undyne.

>>54867794
In that case, shouldn't it seem fishy?

>>54867761
Are these magic, soul power, anything?

>>54867761
...you

You really are lazy huh?

>>54867761
>Asks for longer fluff
>Just switches out the "I can't be bothered with a quote bit" for a same length thing
Can you look at some of our other jumps to see how to do descriptions properly?

Is it just me or is Stellaris no longer in the Drive?

>>54867761
Maybe write an actual paragraph? To me the minimum writing for a perk is five sentences unless it's super simple. A suggestion.

>Weapon Projection (200CP, Discount for Drop-In): A rare ability among the living, you have attained the mystical power to create energy projections in the form of nails that you may launch at your foes, or even create spears surging forth from the ground beneath your foes feet in an attempt to skewer them. Stay out of range and switch up you attack patterns and you will be a difficult foe, however this ability lacks effectiveness when your opponent is directly in your face. Quick wit and tactics are your ally.

Basically adjusting it to be fluffier, like a moth.

>>54867845
>Expecting Echo to actually put in effort
But anon, now that he's a discord mod he can just ban anyone he doesn't like

>>54867852
Weren't the discord guys our new overlords?

>>54867852
>The replacement convinced replacement to replace them after the replacement spoke out against this replacement.
RTFY

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>>54867852
Hail Hydra!

>>54867871
>Replacement really needs to shut the replacement up and stop trying to replace things behind the replacement.
RTFY

>54867871
>Red is Gone Forever Hurr durr
>Red is IRC Illuminate and Nerfwhore
How do you breath and walk at the same time. Choose one at this point and stick with it shitposters.

>>54867852
Actually the update is coming up so they were preparing for it. It just didn't drop when they expected it to IIRC.

>>54867852
Wait, seriously?

>>54867902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0

>>54867902
Considering Bancho's jumps are still on the drive I find it doubtful.

>>54867902
Misinformation being perpetuated by shitposters, anon.

>>54867910
>>54867917
>>54867918
The moment I hit submit, I realized what I had done. Oh well. Another lovely day in /jc/.

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>>54867926

>>54867868
Reminder that literally the only thing mods have done in the discord is post links to jumps posted in the thread.

>>54867902
Oh yeah.
You don't fuck with the IRC.
They got Quicksilver convicted of 751 counts rape, 1255 counts of murder of various degrees, and 1 count of petty theft.
He's doing 1900 consecutive life sentences in the Archambault Institute.

>>54867936
And constantly post links to their discord to trick people to go their instead of to the IRC

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>>54867933
Inspirobot time? Inspirobot time!

>>54867936
But don't you see? It's just to lull you into a false sense of security!
It's all part of their fiendish plan to something something the end of jumpchain. And possibly world domination.

>>54867926
At this point, better off just finding another hobby or sticking to only trolling the Drive on occasion.

Participating in /jc/'s community is a fucking crapshoot.

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>>54867955
Oh boy, I love InspiroBot time!

>>54867943
>1 count of petty theft
What did Quicksilver steal?

>>54867972
Not that anon, but that's exactly what the shitposter(s) want, though.
I'll be damned if I give them the satisfaction.
>>54867977
A bag of skittles.

>>54867962
Well, it's true that they do have that secret mod channel dedicated to polite discussion of waifus.

>>54867977
Our lives

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>>54867973
I know right? I wanna find a place other than Kid Radd where I can get a InspiroBot companion.

>>54867977
>>54867987
>skittles
He was falsely accused.
But when the IRC wants you to be convicted of something, you are. And you go down for it hard.
Beware the IRC.
I wouldn't be surprised if they're coming for me now, since I've even dared to speak up abo

Yes, their mysterious and inscrutable plan to trick people to go to the Discord instead of the IRC by posting links to it, while there are links to the IRC.

Anyways.

>>54867193
>Discord Chat
https://discord.gg/bfdbXax

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>>54867999
Why don't you just take some AI specialties... and make one?

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>>54868019
Ah well it's a bit diffcult since I'm not a Jumper in reality but a man playing an imagination game, neh?

>>54867845
>To me the minimum writing for a perk is five sentences unless it's super simple.
This is too already bordering on too wordy. The way as it is has no problems.

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>>54868027
Yeah, but you were talking about picking up a Companion in Kid Radd, so I only assumed...

>>54868006
>Beware the IRC
Never! I shall not bow to their tyrannical whims! I shall express my thoughts and opinions-

Wait, hang on, someone's knocking at the doo

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>>54868045
Maybe he thought you were talking about real life, for some reason?

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>>54868045
Ah, yeah I can see what you mean. I meant more along the lines of it's the only place I can legit do it in this game.

>>54867977
Your heart.

>>54867999
>That image
Saved as "Uncle Iroh"

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>>54868064
Nah.

>>54868066
That makes more sense.

>>54868011
Yes, cause once people use the discord link, they won't use the IRC. They, and you, keep posting it to lure people away from the IRC and try to replace it.

Why else do you keep posting the link?

>>54868085
Uh, because we're in the discord and we want more friends to come and play with us?

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>>54868072
Nice.

>>54868085
>You're luring people away from the IRC with your Discord! You're trying to kill the IRC!
Some time ago:
>You're luring people away from the thread with your IRC! You're trying to kill the thread!
It all comes full circle, doesn't it? Sucks to be on the losing side this time, huh?

>>54868107
It's clearly the work of SB and the Discordluminati combining their efforts to destroy muh IRC/thread/erection/hope for tomorrow.

>>54868107
It's just shitposting.
Before the discord people were complaining about the IRC and how the secret IRC cabal used it to plan their conspiracy to destroy the thread and take over jumpchain.
Or something like that anyway.

>>54868134
>hope for tomorrow

How can they destroy that which does not exist?

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>>54862558
Emoji Movie
> Location: Textopolis
> Origin: Hacker
> I’m An Emoji: Te͡lev̧i͜s̢i͝o͞n [-50CP]
> Tolerance For Annoyance [-100CP]
> In & Out [-400CP]
> Living In The Jailbreak App [Get a Freebie.]
> Stop The Reset [-100CP]
> We Have To Get To The Drop Box [-200CP]
> Jailbreak App [-50CP]
> Smartphone [-200CP]
> I Remember When I First Told A Story~! [+100CP]
> Scenario: T̥̹͉ex͈̳̪̺to̗̰p̵̤̬̖̼̦ǫ̥͉͍͇̱͕l͖̟͍͕͎̩̹i̞s͔̠̮͉̖͟ ̷͉̙̗̰̣̖͈T̠a̠̹ķ͖̺̫̩̜͎̙e͔̩̼͍̜̪ ̠O͟v̡̜̞̝̰er

. . .

This is the most un-rad thing I have ever seen.
And I won't have any of it.

> "You're going to the Cloud? That's TUBULAR! I'm going with you!"
So. I followed Gene and his little girlfriend ("Aw... a forced love arc!" "What? No!") to Drop Box. We met in the Jailbreak App, there was a brief series of character motivations, and then I followed them.
> "Oh me? I just love stories~! The Cloud's got them, I ~want~ them, so that's where I'm going!"

It might have been easier, faster, if I'd gone on my own. But, y'know... I feel like it's important to establish yourself in these situations. You can't just do things unannounced. You have to build a rapport.
So there was A Journey, some puns about Hi-5 pushing my buttons, a dance break, and then... we made it.
But at the last second, Gene had to pull back for the second act, whereas I...

Didn't.

> "COMING UP NEXT. . . This world gets a better class of villain. Don't touch that dial! C̨uz ̴ìt'̷s͜ g̵o͡nna̕ ̕g͡et w̸̰e̞̦͙̠͞i̩̝̦̦̘̦͙r̷̮̟̙̙d̼̀."

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>>54868218
> Ghost in the Machine [Generic Virtual World]
> Deus Machina [Nier: Automata]
> Research & Development [Batman: The Dark Knight Trilogy]
> Technosorcery [Gargoyles]
> Whatever It Takes [Squirrel & Hedgehog]
Once you're in Drop Box, you can get to the Cloud -- that is, the internet. There's a firewall protecting it, but it's not any trouble for an experienced jumper. And once you're in the Cloud, you have access to... everything.

Once there it was a relatively simple matter to reprogram my appearance a bit with an online paint program. Nothing too overt, just a nice body to go along with my oversized "head".
And then, I took control of...
Every. Cellphone.

And after that it was a very easy matter to take control of every cellphone USER as well.
> "This is my story now~"

At that point, I had already won.
However, per the chosen jump options, there was still one thing I had to do to truly, TRULY win. So, even though it was a very small thing to me now, I turned my attention back on MY Textopolis.

It took me awhile, but I finally realized who Smiler reminded me of. It was another tenacious little administrative sprite from all the way back in Kid Radd. Her name was Crystal, and she took over an entire city of sprites that she ruled with complete impunity!
When I told Smiler this, she actually thanked me!
Then I told her I HATED Crystal.
To which Smiler replied, "Oh."

... And then Smiler didn't exist anymore.

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>>54868223
> "You expected the villain to be Smiler? TOO BAD! IT WAS ME, KONATA!"
Rewriting of the obsolete emoji scanning system began IMMEDIATELY, in dramatic fashion. Textopolis was essentially the prototype for all future alterations of phone systems from the Cloud. Had to uproot a lot of code. You think it's just ones and zeroes, but on the digital side it's more like tearing up the landscape and turning it into different kinds of landscape. You ever play Portal 2, when Glados is rebuilding Aperture? It's sortof like that, but a city. And not confined to normal physics.
> "Were you expecting a vapid tale of expressing yourself? TWIST ENDING!"
Of course Gene tried to stop me. I was actually pretty impressed the way he and his little princess jumped between floating bits of architecture to try and reach me in the sky. And in retrospect, it would've made a decent story if they'd won.
I mean. Decent.
Not great.
But.

> "Listen, you annoying little malbyte. I know this isn't going to make sense to you, but I'm spec'd so high in technologic and digital world powerups that I'm basically a GOD here."
I'd like to tell you that Gene put up a decent fight. That it was really climactic and cool, and maybe we all learned a lesson about something, and it was a really fun and interesting experience at the end. You know.
Like stories are meant to have.
I'd like to tell you that.
But.

> "I really don't know what you were expecting."
I guess it wasn't a very good story after all.

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Have you ever written a large scale battle when your Jumper's forces have participated?

>>54868235
Where*

I should probably go to bed now.

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>>54868218
>>54868223
>>54868228
>"You expected the villain to be Smiler? TOO BAD! IT WAS ME, KONATA!"
>Konata's face when
Is it weird that the first two posts made you sound more evil and menacing then the actual post where you were full on evil?

>>54868300
It's the casual sociopathy that does it.

>>54868300
Sorta figures that the one time Konata's jumper stops being a lazy layabout, it's to terrorize and murder people.

>>54868319
So going to change up that description or is Hollow Knight resigned to getting a low effort jump?

>>54868235
Yes. I wrote stuff out for Light of Terra once. I am a pretty terrible writer.

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>>54868345
Also, uploaded the jump to the drive.

>>54868372
That's a no then. Fuck you Echo, you talentless hack. Why did you even bother making the jump if you're not going to try and do the series justice?

>>54868395
Remember what happened with Yakuza?

This is why I fucking told you people to hold off on giving him a chance.

>>54868372
Nice to see you copying a better writer word for word. I'd help you refluff the whole jump to make it more readable if you want.

>>54868395
>implying fluff is doing a series justice

Look at Blame! for how that isn't the case.

How many jumps count as Wild West-themed or timed besides Weird Wild West, Generic Western, and/or Trigun?

>>54868372
Why do you need to spend points to keep soul? Is it not something everyone has?

Worship the Fluff's last line makes it seem too good, I think you should remove it. It's just 100 points and that last bit denotes a lot better.

>Weapon projection
Echo, I know you had the same problem with Yakuza, but when people suggest things that are a problem with the jump as a whole, it's best to at least try correcting it over the whole instead of just taking whatever people do for you.

>Rage of Eternities
Could be clearer. Separate the fluff and have it be clearer mechanically in the second part.

>Basic Nailmanship
This is extremely boring and having a master version as the capstone for a different origin makes it even worse. It's not appealing at all and feels lazy, so I'd suggest just making this a part of the background and finding another 100.

Power Tactics
How good is the learning boost? There's not even a vague indicator.

>Hollow Reprisal
How strong is this? Is there any limit to it's power? For having such a nasty potential drawback, I'd really like to know a lot more about the definite benefits.

>Great Nailsage
Like the other nail perk, kinda lazy and the tacking on of two effects unrelated to the rest at the end only solidifes that view. Still, it's better to keep this one.

contd

>>54867220
I'm puzzled why none of the moves seem to have made it in, either as cp purchases or as a "You can learn how to do moves like the mothdust dash and backdash".

>>54868428
>themed
Cowboy Bebop and Firefly
>Timed
Rorouni Kenshin and Otoyomegatari

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>>54868319
> the one time Konata's jumper stops being a lazy layabout
Just for the sake of saving everyone the trip, I'm gonna copy/paste the one perk that's spoilered in the second post's setup:
> Whatever It Takes (100CP) (Free: America): When you see a goal, you naturally crave it. To crave is to accept that you have desires that need to be filled, like a predator that seeks to fill their belly. When pursuing a goal you have eerie dedication to it, and won't let petty things like morality or uncertainty get in your way. You can toggle this as needed... but why would you if your prize is within reach? You WILL bring 'democracy' to the world, and it's non-negotiable.
Basically, it gives you the power of absolute ruthlessness. Which, Sleuth Anon dug up a really good quote for about a month back, over here: >>54315976

I decided I wouldn't hold anything back. Even if I'd normally want to. I'm an emotional sort, I get swayed by sappy speeches and people genuinely trying to be heroes! And I decided that just wasn't going to happen this time.
I mean, do you have any idea how scary a jumper is with absolute ruthlessness?

>>54868300
Nah, the thing is, I didn't want to end on a self-congratulatory note with all this implied edge. So instead I took more of a "looking back on it" approach, which sortof kills the mood, but I think works for easing out of the narrative.

Plus, I was admittedly putting more work in my zingers up until the part where I had already won.

>>54868446
>Squirrel & Hedgehog

Invalid jump.

>>54868459
Cake

>>54868442
>Cowboy Bebop

Eh... I mean, Firefly I'll give. But it seems Bebop's more a jazzy mercenary-in-fucked-up-future kinda setting. I know there's a term for that genre but I can't remember it for the life of me.

I'll look into it regardless. Thanks Elona.

>>54868372
>Black egg
You use gods a lot throughout this jump but with no real indication of what kind of gods or what level of power you're associating with those gods. Could you give some more detail on that somewhere in the jump since you use them as reference many times?

>king's brand
Restricted Areas? Does this count any sealed area or is it just allowing you to get into otherwise forbidden places? Does it unlock any door?

>Dream Nail
This seems less worth it then King's Brand so I'd suggest swapping them if they both work as their descriptions say.

>Pale ore
Some details on pale ore would be nice here.

>Canon Companion
I'm not quite sure but the description is so similar that I actually think you may have stolen this almost word for word from one of Val's jumps. I'll check first though. Awfully similar.

>Hollow Vessel
Why is this priced at 400? It doesn't seem more then 200 at most.

>Like a moth
What's the point of doing the description like this when the notes are on the next page? The top of it even.

>>54868465
That's disgusting, man

>>54868466
Setting yes, but the characters and broadstrokes stories could be transported straight into a Western and not a lot would change. It feels like a Western in a lot of ways.

>>54868471
Bagel?

>>54868487
No, Bagels are fine

>>54868487
PANCAKE! Actually, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
What jumps have the best foods? Besides Toriko.
Does Tokyo Ghoul have the best coffee?

Canon Companion (200CP): If there’s a character you’d like to bring along, then perhaps you would like to purchase this? Every purchase of this will give you the chance to recruit a character from this setting to join you on your adventures. If they accept, you’ll be able to bring them along. You’ll actually need to convince them, but you’re guaranteed t meet them a couple times on good terms, which should help

Canon Companion- 200
If there’s someone you’d like to bring along with you, a purchase of this option may be in order. Every time you buy this option, you’ll be given a chance to convince one this setting of your choice to come with you. If they accept, you’ll be able to bring along as a companion. You’ll need to purchase a separate time for each character you want to try bringing along but you’ll be guaranteed to meet them several times on good terms, which should help you out a bit.


Man, Echo the plagiarist. There's maybe a sentence of difference.

>>54868506
The Import is almost exactly like the ones she does too.

>>54868506
To be fair desu, that sounds like most of the canon companion options I remember reading ever.

>>54868515
Anon. Directly compare them. They're almost word for word.

>>54868499
Food Wars. The entire jump is dedicated to cooking, so it really isn't surprising, but the item section has three different items that each provide an unlimited amount of vegetables, sweets, and meats, respectively, and they're all of the highest quality.

>>54868519
You do realize that has probably happened a lot of times before? Maybe some have the sentences in a different order, but there's only so many ways you can say 'you can buy the chance to convince someone to come along with you' before you find someone else said something similar in one of the 800+ jumps we have.

>>54868519
To be fair, there is hundreds of jumps now and it isn't like there's many ways to word a generic canon companion select option.

>>54868466
Also, Penny Dreadful and Van Helsing take place at the end of the Wild West, and Fallen London more in the middle. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs is probably also a good choice, though I'm not sure exactly when that takes place. The Victorian Era and Wild West ran mostly parallel.

To self-promote a bit, CtL has the Lost In Time drawback that could place you in the Wild West if you want. Cowboy Fairies were probably a thing.

Fallout also has it's own little Western in New Vegas.

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>>54868499
> Does Tokyo Ghoul have the best coffee?
Best tasting or most powerful? Either way, I wouldn't think so. Ghouls all drink their coffee black (because they can't digest the additives), and no mention is really given of it being from some exceptional bean or anything like that. It's just the only thing they can consume besides humans without puking and tastes pretty okay.

Anyway, if you're looking for strongest, I think Discworld's Klatchian Coffee could be a contender? It's powerful enough to make you the opposite of drunk, which is supposedly a state called "knurd" wherein instead of being all clouded up and disoriented as you would in drunkeness, you snap through into awareness of what true reality is like. It is apparently horrifying.

>>54868566
Klatchian Coffee sounds awesome behind the protection of an anti-madness perk.
>Huh, so the Hokey Pokey really -is- what it's all about in this reality. Weird.

>>54868466
Also also, Red Dead Redemption and the zombie variant.

I'm just going to stop looking through the drive now.

>>54868506
Even if it's a copy, both have spelling errors. The first has
>guaranteed t meet
Instead of
>guaranteed to meet

The second has
>convince one this setting
>to bring along as
>You’ll need to purchase a separate time
Where it should be
>convince one person from this setting
>to bring them along as
>You’ll need to purchase this a separate time

>>54868506
I've seen pathetic before. I've even seen desperate. But being too lazy to write 70 fuckin words on your own, when it's the easiest, blandest part of the jump? Even Tsukihimeanon was at least ripping off the hard to write perks.

First the discord parasites, then the ridiculous bullshit limitless wish arguments the last few threads and now this? Makes you wonder why you fucking bother putting so much thought in, especially when you have just as much fun making for yourself, eh?

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Question for you Val about The Weakness of Beatrice:

With the Sage's Stone, we can grant an object with no intelligence a new intelligence, or move our own intelligence into an item.

Could it also be used to move the intelligence from an intelligent item, into a different item?

>>54868631
>The Weakness of Beatrice
I'm jealous of the orc

>>54868627
We aren't all plagarists, parasites and powerwankers, Val. Please don't tar all of us with the same brush.
And if you really have been having the same amount of fun posting your jumps as not, then thank you for posting them when you didn't gain anything from it. I've really enjoyed your jumps and they've introduced me to settings I didn't even know existed but have enjoyed looking into.

>>54868627
This seems out of tone for you, Val. Is everything alright?

>>54868750
>Making jumps in jumpchain is causing damage
Hey, Timmy. How you been?

>>54868627
Yeah, it sucks. Just try to remember all the people who do enjoy good jumps, and don't cause shitstorms or plagarize or any of the awful stuff. They're the majority, they're just not nearly as loud as the howler monkeys.

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>>54868767
Just ignore him, anon. And post the warning like this instead.

Christ, what an asshole. Val, please stay, if nothing more than to spite this samefagging jackass. I know that's somewhat selfish of me to ask, that you endure stress just for my schadenfreude, but you have to admit it's funny to think of his impotent rage. Remember Christmas? That was a good day.

>>54868779
No. I'm not new. Which is why I can recognise that this is out of tone for Val.

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>>54868807
I wasn't there for Christmas, but i caught up a few days later and by God was that hilarious.
Here's the screenshot for posterity.

>>54868746
>>54868768
>>54868807
This.
Val don't let the shitty people get you down.

>>54868627
>70 fuckin words on your own, when it's the easiest, blandest part of the jump

Just to point out, I've seen enough student papers to know that there's only so many damn ways to write what is basically the same damn thing, and it doesn't help that people do have a tendency to regurgitate what they've already seen even while thinking they're being original. Hell, a similar (heh) problem crops up in music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

So, anyone want to place bets on whether the guy trying to drive Val away is the same guy who likes to bitch the thread out about how we're all awful people who do nothing but drive jumpmakers away? Because it's got to be at least a 40% chance, right?

>>54868863
Suckers bet, anon. He's being so blatant, he might as well give himself a trip of 'Douche trying to chase jumpmakers away from the thread'.
I think Val's just having some fun provoking him into giving himself away.

>>54868627
>Discord parasites

What did Discord do to you?

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>>54868627

>>54868627
What crawled up your ass?
What you need right now is to just take a breather. Go for a walk, make a vegemite sandwich, or contact your penal colony ancestors for advice.

>>54868776
Looking at it, that macro is severely outdated, if it's even still the same piece of shit.

>>54868627
Question Valeria

What is your favorite Servant?

I'm not leaving. Just very angry. Well, was. Calm down quick. Usually. Still think Echo is a walking semen dumpster of a human being but what can you do eh?

>>54868631
Yeah, it'll work for that.

>>54868663
Iberian Orcs are super cute.

>>54868703
I've been tempted at times but in all honesty, that was mostly the sheer rage talking. While I do greatly enjoy the act of making jumps, I also enjoy on top of that getting to share series people don't usually know, getting to talk about them, getting to see people enjoying themselves with my stuff. That and having been part of this community for years now, it's hard to not care about it.

>>54868746
>>54868759
>>54868768
>>54868772
Thanks guys. I'm so grateful for the kind words. Don't worry, not leaving, still gonna be making stuff. Lots of new stuff actually. For some teasers- it turns out that being able to save web pages has sped up my work at uni by...something like ten times given I have a 5 origin, triple perkline Monogatari jump that just needs a few more items. And a Kakegurui jump that's around twice the size of a standard jump (Check this series out if you like gambling and cute girls). And a mostly complete Katanagatari jump (5 origins, double lines, requisite Deviant blade section) too. 4 hours work, just a shame it usually takes 2-3 days to fluff one.

>>54868807
While I do appreciate the thought, I find the single shitposter idea to be one of the most self harmful things in this community given how easy it is to use as a weapon against people that give critique that is not popular or is too rude/harsh. Besides, it's more entertaining to me personally to think that even a dozen different dedicated people couldn't bring this place down with years of effort than just one. Focuses more on the good people here being awesome than one twit being bad, y'know?

>>54868949
It gets the message across, I suppose. But, yeah probably someone should make an updated one. You offering?

>>54868627
Do you want to talk about it, Val? Is everyting alright? Can we help?

>>54868846
I have too. The problem I have is that both companion options are this way. The import option has three words changed from the Beatrice jump's import, and the fluff at the front cut off.

Both options being 90% or more similar to a very recent jump? From a guy who held a grudge against me for a few months? It's too much of a stretch for me. If it was just one, I'd be annoyed but I'd leave it. The entire section being so is what makes me unable to give it any leeway.

>>54868926
I find them a pointless community that adds little save drawing discussion away from the two main locations, requiring someone to either go there or miss out, especially egregious given there is jump discussion going on there as evidenced by Nika thanking them in their last jump. The fact that it is made by two shitposters, a guy with little to no presence on the IRC and merchant, only worsens this (to be fair, I have no issue with merchant besides the support for this idea, real G that guy for putting up with being the SB intercom back in the day). I've got no confidence in them as mods, certainly none in Echo as a mod given this and our past interactions. It's not exactly easy to think positively of a mostly separate community leeching discussion away run by someone you don't have confidence will give you a fair run if you do go there.

>>54868953
Arturia. Heroine Queen of Knights. Embodies everything I love about King Arthur and is just plain inspiring in that way that makes you get goosebumps.

>>54868967
>Focuses more on the good people here being awesome than one twit being bad, y'know?
Yeah, that's true. And I get the idea that the single shitposter idea can be used to shitpost in its own right, but I do like using it nonetheless. Assuming it's wrong and there are multiple shitposters, it's a way to marginalize their efforts by condensing them down to one really incompetent guy.

>>54868967
>Monogatari
I love you Val.

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>>54868967
>>54868976
I'm glad you're okay, Val.
Here's a fluffy kitten to lighten the mood.

>>54869011
I've heard a lot of good things about that series. What's your opinion, anon, should I give it a look?

Yakuza/Echo was always a turd. Is it any surprise that he pulls this shit now?
He probably did it on purpose, because he's a turd.
So fuck him.
I hope he chokes to death on a horsecock in front of his family.

>For Yakuza/Echo, with love:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLpeX4RRo28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

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>>54867264
I always thought she was more of a Kid Buu myself. Especially since from what I've heard she has all the martial prowess of a pampered noblewoman so powerful she's never really learned how to fight.

Which makes the sad loner on the moon Broly!

And the least fucked up surviving Otsutsukis Nappa and Vegeta!

>>54867266
Dress up as another ninja, and pretend you're here to take their shift to assassinate that bastard Jumper.

>>54868943
>he hasn't looked into the souless red eyes of 300 midgets staring at him, marching in a spiral to prolong the agonising terror of what they'll do when they reach you

Nothing is worse than the midgets.

>>54868967
>Monogatari

Man, one of these days I have to figure out what it's actually about. There's this guy who keeps relapsing into being a vampire and this girl who lost her gravity so she keeps floating away but she's still smug about everything and they hit it off-

-and that's where I forgot if it was a spooky postmodern magic caper or a SoL about feels.

I remember thinking it reminded me a lot of Haruhi for some reason.

>>54868585
>anti-madness perk

But...the problem is, it does the /opposite/ of driving you into madness. It forces you to face the bleak, stark truths of everyday living without any comforting delusions or presumptions.

>oh god, everyone around me is as aimless and fearful in life as I am sometimes
>I'm not special
>tomorrow will almost certainly be the same as today, and things won't get better

Not every reality has some exciting gibbering eldritch horrors beyond the veil of reality to liven up such clarity of thought.

>>54868446
...I wonder what would happen if you ever deliberately set out to be, for whatever reason, as lazy as possible? Break a record for NEETdom, sort of thing?

With perks like that, it almost sounds like one of those "This sentence is false" logic paradoxes people use to mess with evil AIs.

>>54868435
>Souls pricing
I remember one jump offering a perk similarly, though I do suppose there's no reason for it.

>Worship the Fluff
That one anon suggested I liven up the jump, because it was boring, or whatever. I guess it's fairly obvious now that he was just the shitposter.

>Weapon projection
See above.

>Rage of Eternities
...It already is.

>Basic Nailsmanship
It's the difference between being average at cutting people or things up, and someone who's trained their whole lives to wield a sword. Like, MGR has the HF Blade Training, and then it has that perk based on Sam.

>Power Tactics
Hmm, true. How to quantify learning?

>Hollow Reprisal
It'd probably have trouble with MCU Thor, but could still probably get him. Disclaimer: I don't know a lot of MCU Thor's feats.

>Nailsage
See what I said about Nailsmanship.

Cont'd.

>>54869009
While it would remove the major issue I have, it'd also place unreasonable expectations on others and not address the other major issue, that it's a separate venue entirely. The advantages that have been expressed are ones I believe aren't actually that needed, especially since the main one, chat logs, has mostly been used to shitpost in the past.

That said, I don't expect it to change or go away. Just expressing my distaste for the concept and those involved in it's creation.

>>54869011
Araragi Sibling, Student, Oddity, Oddity Hunter, Vampire. There's some damn cool stuff you're going to be seeing.

>>54869018
It's weird and fun. While the novels are good, Shaft's anime of the various series are fuckin incredible on a visual level. You could probably enjoy entire episodes with no sound or subtitles from how unique and weird it all is.

Fair warning though, it's weird. Really, really weird.

>>54869025
>not Bitches Ain't Shit (Ukelele cover)
>https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pink+guy+fuck+these+bitches

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>>54868967
>Iberian Orcs are super cute.
I kind see what you mean.
They're like albino pandas on their hindlegs with tusks.

>>54868967
>Monogatari >>> Kakegurui ... Katanagatari
I don't know those settings well, but even then I'm excited. Thanks Val for all your hard work.

>>54868967
>just a shame it usually takes 2-3 days to fluff one.

I need to FTFM, 20 - 30 days *sigh*

>>54868967
I'm glad you're feeling better, Val. I know that any interaction I might have with you is extremely shallow given the nature of this being an anonymous message board, but I have come to think of you with some degree of affection from the quality of the work you output and how accommodating you are towards questions about your jumps. So I am happy that this thread will continue to have your presence.

>>54869044
They're about as stinky as real live bears though. Even if they are ultra cuddly.

>>54869047
Don't worry, I like you chickadees too. Why else do you think I get so excited to post a new jump for you guys that I write into the early mornings?

>>54869033
>But...the problem is, it does the /opposite/ of driving you into madness. It forces you to face the bleak, stark truths of everyday living without any comforting delusions or presumptions.
>>oh god, everyone around me is as aimless and fearful in life as I am sometimes
>>I'm not special
>>tomorrow will almost certainly be the same as today, and things won't get better

Well shit. I'm knurd pretty much every waking moment of the day, then.
I should start drinking again.

>>54868976
>Arturia
With the exception of how toxic her wish really is, I'd tend to agree.

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>>54868976
When in doubt just remember bancho is one of the core members of the discord, feel pity for them in that.

Hope you feel better. Maybe get some aussie sleep, its got to be late over there now.

>>54869057
>I like you chickadees too.
~blush~

>>54869057
>They're about as stinky as real live bears though. Even if they are ultra cuddly.
All I need is a clothes peg and I can get all the fluffy cuddles!

>>54869063
Yeah, that bit is the only real let down about the character. That and how many saber clones there are running around. And maybe the ahoge, but thats a matter of taste.

>>54869073
What's special about Banchó being a core member? Is there beef between the two?

>>54869041
>It's weird and fun. While the novels are good, Shaft's anime of the various series are fuckin incredible on a visual level. You could probably enjoy entire episodes with no sound or subtitles from how unique and weird it all is.
Yeah, that's one of the things I've heard about it, that the anime adaptation is really technically proficient and impressive.

>Fair warning though, it's weird. Really, really weird.
I've also heard this. It's about curses, right? But not about breaking them so much as coming to live with them and accept them as part of your life, I think? So it's this weird mix of gonzo horror and slice of life, is what I've gathered about it. And also some stuff about deconstructing relationship tropes in anime, like the tsundere archetype, and examining what they'd actually be like to deal with, or something like that? It sounds like a confusing but potentially really cool set of themes to deal with.

>>54869073
>bancho is one of the core members of the discord
Wow. I never expected to feel any sympathy for them ever, but this... Poor bastards.

>>54869082
Do you not know Bancho?

>>54869063
Partially agree. While her wish was definitely the worst thing, I find that the basic reasons she wanted it- desire for her kingdom to flourish due to believing she fucked it up and being willing to erase her actions and history to give them another chance- very admirable. It's not smart or wise or the best choice and it is stupid and short sighted and inconsiderate of others, but I think it's also the wish a king who genuinely cares about their kingdom would make instead of one that sees themselves as the kingdom. Partially why the Banquet of Kings is the one scene I think is a severe mar on Fate/Zero being otherwise fantastic, since it's just Gen bashing all night long on her

>>54869057
>They're about as stinky as real live bears though. Even if they are ultra cuddly.
Well, that's not so bad, I've been around bears before. They're not that stinky.

>>54869088
Beyond the usual level of animosity that he inspires then

>>54869063
Is it that bad? Not a massive fatefag but I thought she wants to Make Britain Great Again and didn't know about the evil goop in it and the fact that maguses are fundamentally incapable of not doing things in the most terrible way possible. Doesn't she blow the thing up in UBW once she's wise to it? But I don't see what's wrong with the wish itself.

>>54869093
The problem with her wish is that it would remove King Arthur, the kingdom formed by King Arthur, and the "All are equal before the law" of said kingdom. Therefore it removes all legends attached to it - Such as every one of her knights (especially the commoners, who only became knights because she was king.)

The only way to preserve all of that is for her to wish her exact fate onto someone else.

>>54869073
Only 8PM. Sides, I have writing to do.

>>54869083
Some of the fight scenes are fantastic and just...while some of the anime scenes can be said to be movie quality, once you get to see the movies you'll be blown away for sure. They're fuckin nuts.

It's more about just encountering and dealing with the supernatural in general, though curses do appear several times. The supernatural is generally referred to as oddities, being mostly spirits and supernatural creatures like vampires or zombies.

And there's a lot of subversion and playing with common anime tropes too, yeah. The relationships and romance is pretty complex for the series even if Senjougahara is best girl 4 life

>>54869093
She wants to erase all her actions from history because she believes she fucked it up and give Britain another chance that way. She doesn't realise how this is insulting to both her and all those who fought alongside her or served under her.

>>54869106
>>54869108
Ohhhh, I get it.

She wanted to pull a Nox. I mean, definitely see WHY she did it now but yeah that sucks.

>>54869092
>>54869082
Well beyond his beastiality, cancer tumor fetish, lumpy diaper wearing pomp fetishes he talks and posts about.

Beyond not being able to infer anything without saying 2+2=omnipotence.

Beyond the fact that he uses private messaging to send people pictures of "women" fucking bugs and such.

Beyond his howler monkey screeching when he does not like something and cheeto fedora tendancies.

Nothing really.

>>54868967
>Monogatari
>Katanagatari
>Kakegurui
Squeeeeee!

Love you, Val.

Wait, how does saving pages help?

>>54869120
Dont forget turn everything into warpwyld, genocide the germans, mutilate the childrens genitals, torture people and project the screams into everyones minds so they cant look away, and talk about how good of a person you are.

>>54868976
>It's a pointless community

While I can understand people getting mad by discussion driving away, you also have to understand that branch communities are to be expected if the main community keeps going for a long a time. People get mad at each other and want to keep doing what they like without having to share the same space. We have like six places discussing Jumpchain daily right now, and the community is only 3 years old.

And it's easier to get by in the Discord (at least for now), being fairly new with no feuds, and to keeptrack of it, than the IRC is.

>All this new jumps

We really don't deserve you.

>>54869073
Bancho should be banned from every medium, yeah. And yet we still have him around here and people even support him from time to time.

>>54869142
Am I the only one who things that last one is the one puts him over the top awful? LIke, if he acknowledged his awfulness he might be easier to overlook. Like, I get it, roleplay, people have fun being the bad guy sometimes. Saying he's in the objective right is the thing that causes my dormant moral fag tendencies to boil over.

>>54869120
>lumpy diaper wearing pomp fetishes

>uses private messaging to send people pictures of "women" fucking bugs

I don't do those two things though

>>54869142
That last thing was for Shooting all of his employees children into space, never to return, and the Germans started the genocideing

Also, I Fully conceded why the warpwyld was a bad idea once you explained it to me.

>>54869091
Oh come on. Arch-nemesis is such a cool title that should belong to someone or something with high amounts of charisma and passion.
Bancho is more like an ugly spider to Val.

>>54869161
>I don't do those two things though

We all saw that cancer ball wife on your lap picture bancho with your fat ass in the diaper. You poated it yourself.

And you most def have sent me that crap which is why I no longer discord.

>>54869152
Well, in real life people do support (political leader), even when they're not brought up as (political affiliation) or even really sincere believers in (political ideology), just piggybacking on something they're too uneducated to not believe won't get rid of (thing they don't like).

I just keep my expectations low when I come to this site, since I figure everyone's even more vocal and biased about everything.

>>54869108
>She doesn't realise how this is insulting to both her and all those who fought alongside her or served under her.
Also to every Englishman and Englishwoman for the past 1500 years (as well as, tangentially, everyone affected by them). The butterfly effect means that they will at best be radically different people and at worst be erased from existence entirely. So what she's saying is that every accomplishment her countrymen made since her death is all worthless and would be better if it never happened. Given how many very important things can be traced back to Britain in some way, that's pretty damn insulting.

>>54869161
You can't admit you're a terrible not-person, and then try to justify yourself. More importantly, for the last time you're wasting taxpayers' dollars by not listening to the psychiatrist who told you to stop coming here.

>>54869140
I don't have internet at University, always fucks my computers over when I try and I don't trust their network anyway. So saving pages means I can save things like wiki pages or images or manga chapters with ease, letting me refer to them even while there. Even having an image to refer to can really bring the memories back and jog creativity.

>>54869152
As far as I think anyone in this main community should need to be concerned, places like SB or reddit don't count unless you need advance warning on when you're about to get screwed.

Given the Discord would be attracting old members, including certain more controversial people, I can't really agree with the idea that it'd have less of the history there. Or honestly, that that history even matters, given it's the thread where you're likely to get attacked for hitting a trip mine. In my experience, accidentally hitting upon a sensitive topic in the IRC is almost never received poorly unless you're already being a huge dick anyway, in which case...people were already treating you as a dick anyway.

That said, I won't hold it against individual people for going there, wouldn't be fair. Would frustrate me but you know, people's choice. They didn't make it and they might not know the problems with it either.

>>54869162
I have an arch nemesis already anyway. The cat in my house that has graduated from attacking me to stealing all my yogurt.

>>54869161
Have you tried the cyoa gen? They have lots of cyoas similar to jumpchain and they also are more open to fetishes. I mean since you pssychiatrist said not to come here. It may help you some.

>>54869180
I do find it a bit silly that she feels she failed, when England would eventually become the largest empire in history, at least for a time, because she allowed it to survive and grow. Because of her, her country when on to change the entire world many times over.

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>>54869171
it was my Package in a Fundoshi! no diapers at all!

>>54868469
>Black Egg
So, the lore around the game is extremely vague. From what I remember, the Radiance created all bugs for...some reason, and then just flew around, doing whatever a mutated moth god-thing does when it has nothing else to do. Then the Wyrm reincarnated into the Pale King, imprisoned the Radiance, and began its kingdom over the bugs.

>King's Brand
Otherwise forbidden. Not any door, just ones normally restricted by the local ruling authority.

>Dream Nail
Eh, there's a lot of stuff going on with the Dream Nail that I feel makes it worth it, but I'm inclined to agree with you because I'm not sure I want to implement that stuff in the jump.

>Pale Ore
I wish I had some. What you see there is pretty much all there is. Though, I see I forgot to include the bit about the chill.

>Canon Companion
...

>Hollow Vessel
Because despite what some people might think, having next to no emotions is a pretty hefty disadvantage.

>Like A Moth
Hmm. True.

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>>54869180
>The American colonies
>If Arturia's wish had succeeded Tesla, Tank Lion Edison and the presedential Throne of Heroes might have never existed

I'm...I'm not sure how to feel about this actually.

>>54869108
>spoiler
I disagree. Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade (Not to be confused with Shinobu) is the best.

>>54869171
also, I've never privately Message anything to anyone on the discord

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>>54869228
She puts up a good competition.

That said, we're both wrong.

In the end Kaiki is always Best Girl

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>>54869033
> With perks like that, it almost sounds like one of those "This sentence is false" logic paradoxes people use to mess with evil AIs.
I mean, that's a big part of why I usually have those perks toggled off. Especially THAT perk. I've got that one behind two different toggle barriers, one of which itself is toggled off, meaning that I can't change the toggle settings until I retoggle my toggle.

Ruthlessness is not a toy! If I did away with all my regrets and shaky morals, I... well.
Those are basically the only things holding me back.
That and sloth. Which I ALSO have perks to counteract, should I want them to.

And once all that happens, we start getting into Rick'n'Morty levels of anticlimax.

> ... I wonder what would happen if you ever deliberately set out to be, for whatever reason, as lazy as possible?
I dunno, but, as a reward for my in-emoji purchases and complete ruthlessness, I now have a phone with a miniature-potentially-infinite world inside it that freezes time while I visit it.
I could potentially spend eons in that thing doing FUCK ALL, with a city filled with (traumatized) emojis and whatever apps I downloaded onto that thing.

I bet I could get pretty lazy if the in-jump time limits weren't spurring me to do things. You know how it is, gotta take advantage of each new physics or magic system or plot contrivance or whatever.

>>54869195
That's not what I was thinking of, but also a very good point. Britain was a very powerful country, because of the legacy she left. But I was thinking more in terms of all the advancements for humanity that Britain is responsible for. Steam engines, vaccination, the Bessemer process, the fundamental theory of electromagnetism, the fundamental theory of universal computation, artificial plastics, antibiotics...we owe the world we live in to the British, no modern advancement would be possible without them. And yes, many of those things they are responsible for have had negative effects, but I think the positive ones outweigh them, on the whole. Quality of life is certainly much higher for the average human being because of all those things. But hey, we're just peasants, right? Not big dramatic nobles with their quests and adventures and age of glory. It doesn't matter if she erases all the things that make our lives possible, it's worth it to have Camelot not fall.

>>54869196
>A fancy diaper isn't a diaper, really guys.
It was a diaper, bancho. But, why?

>>54869207
>SoAnon
Please don't bring up that bitch. I'd rather pretend she never existed. Thanks.
Also, comparing that piece of shit with Val is just laughable. Like comparing literal feces with a diamond.

>>54869196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y62URvUUDvw

>>54869276
by that logic A white thong is a diaper, you aren't supposed to soil a loincloth.

>>54869276
Sometimes I wonder if the artists Bancho commissions art from ever wake up with a cold, cold sweat and wonder if the evil they unleashed was worth however much they got paid for it.

>>54869275
Definitely, a big part is just her having too narrow of a viewpoint. She focuses too much on her failings, not on what Britain went on to do despite her failings and because of her victories.

>>54869276
Well no, it isn't. A fundoshi is a type of traditional Japanese underwear associated in the modern day (for complex reasons) with samurai and sumo and all those classic bits of Japanese masculinity. But that really doesn't make it any better. I'm just too pedantic for my own good.

>>54869301
Bancho, your psychiatrist. Time. Being wasted.

>>54869310
Bancho is western. Calling a diaper a fundoshi is just weebo nonsense to try and dodge that he's wearing a diaper.

>>54869302
No. The artist he uses also draws pictures of fat women sucking on their own elephant trunk sized prolapses. I am not joking they are as sick as bancho is.

>>54869323
Yes, the weebness, that's a big part of why it's not any better. Again, just being overly pedantic.

>>54869334
...why do you know this? No, better question: Why did you think WE should know this?

>>54869334
Well, that's chilling.

>>54869188
ALL of your yogurt?

>>54869350
He asked.

And because bancho posted a link to it here before.

>>54869353
Yep.

>>54869188
Isnt yogurt bad for cats?

>>54869361
He's gobbled whole bowls while I wasn't looking. Small bowls but still.

>>54869367
Nah, it's fine. Milk and stuff is bad.

>>54869367
Cats, like most creatures are lactose-intolerant, this is the only reason they can't have milk. Yogurt though in the fermentation process should have all of the lactose digested by bacteria.

>>54869404
>>54869377
Neat.

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>>54869369
Cats are even grabbier than dogs, they're just quieter about it. My old neighbours' would go for your hands if you left them dangling with anything edible at waist height for too long.

Also before I forget, if you're an Aristoteles with Feathers of God, you have Synchronisation from Sekai Oni and you persuade a willing planet/star to fuse with you through it, does anything weird other than the obvious happen? Or if you fuse with your native one? And does your crystal valley-equivalent spread with the effect too? Mainly asking because the idea reminded me of old Brunestud and Gaia's pact.

And if you use Standing Tall (Jorge) or No Mere Machine (Nier: Automata) to evolve while in that state, could the planet keep some of those mutations?

How conceptual can you get with okami brushgod magic? Can a brush god of doors open a ackdoor into a computer program bypassing security or form a door in a solid wall or make a door in someones back to open and kill yhem?

Could they open a door between two points and pseudo teleport?

>>54869656
Why Okami specifically? You could just as easily be asking about any God with a domain, like in Marvel Magic.
Are you trying to start shitposting?I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say, yeah probably. Although the backdoor into a security program might be pushing it a bit.

>>54869188
>As far as I think anyone in this main community should need to be concerned, places like SB or reddit don't count unless you need advance warning on when you're about to get screwed
Yeah that's partly why the IRC is a cesspool in the first place, if it gets the idea that it's some sort of central authority and everybody else that goes elsewhere "detracts" away from it. Kind of funny to see you pitching up this main community bullshit, I guess you're going to be reinforcing valid and invalid jumps next as well?

>>54869656
Depending on how many worshippers you have pretty much all of that is possible iirc. Hell amaterasumakes the sun rise in the middle of the night ignoring all cosmology.

>>54869683
You really will argue whatever if you think would rake up the most mud, won't you. Try and have some integrity and be consistent, you piece of garbage.

>>54869682
>>54869684
Not shitposting I ask because I am jumping okami now. Jump 12.

>>54869696
Fair enough. Have fun anon.
Try and play the game if you haven't already. It's a classic.

>>54869683
That's literally how it's always been. The IRC is just straight better for talking Jumpmaking while the thread has always been better for story time and builds.

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Eberranon are you around? I just wondering how things going with Eberron jump.

/JC/ how's your personal projects coming along?

Myself I'm kinda in a creative slump. I think however its getting better with Diabloanon's release of Diablo Jump.

>>54869693
I don't think the people spewing out bullshit about validity and officiality should be talking about having integrity or consistency. God knows you don't even have standards to hold against anyways.

>>54869637
It wouldn't result in anything weird since you're using something OOC to do it. Nor would fusing with your own planet. Your faux marble grows with your size.

They'd both be able to effect you at a larger size if that's your body, like it would be with synchronization.

>>54869683
The IRC is not an authority, it's merely the second half to the community, the first being the thread. Both are important for the health of the community.

>>54869708
>/JC/ how's your personal projects coming along?

Re-reading Wicked and making notes.

>>54869727
Wicked?

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>>54869696
>>54869656

Well, near the top of her game Ammy beats the dark alien guy by making the sun rise instead of spontaneous combustion or something. So I think the door in the wall idea is the best benchmark. I think you could do the portal door idea too with a decent supply of faith, the brush goddess cat of walls' special brush technique is to walk up them, free from gravity.

>>54869709
>I don't think
No, you don't. Cause you're assuming this isn't my first post all thread, you ninny shitposter.

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>>54869717
Hey val do you have any art for what aristoteles look like?
I picked PSO J318.5-22 for my planet, it has no sun but is so hot there are constant storms of molten iron and silicon raining from the sky at all times. For the life of me I cant conceptualize what a being baded on this would look like.

>>54869708
Metamorphosis – 600cp, Xenomorph (Xenomorph Only)
The facehugger is the smallest of the Xenomorph’s life cycles, but is perhaps the most feared for its singular purpose. You gain a facehugger altform, and when you use this form to infect someone with a Xenomorph embryo, you are transferred to the embryo, and the shell of the facehugger dies in the transferal process.
You will then gestate inside the host – the exact gestation period is roughly a half-day, but varies considerably – until you mature as a chestburster, and erupt through the chest of your victim.
During the gestation period, you are more or less helpless, but will acquire a number of biological traits of the host to serve you well as an adult drone.
As your chestburster form matures over the course of another day, you will finally become an adult Xenomorph drone, a hybrid, combining the various traits of Xenomorphs and the host’s species, which becomes a new altform for you.
You might find your new drone form has acquired tremendous strength after gestating within a particularly strong host, or has acquired unusual new mutations like wings or venom, or a genetic memory or hunting instincts if those traits were coded into the DNA of your host.

>>54869734
A series of novels.
The best way to describe them is that they're a very grim version of Wizard of Oz.

>>54869778
Oh fuck yes My hivenidzerg need this.

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>>54869768
I think ORT here is the only one we have art of in his Aristoteles form.

>>54869778
This looks nice. What's the jump for. Is it the recentish Aliens game, that was amazing.

>>54869782
Hou~ that sounds good.
>>54869778
Hype Stuff.

>>54869717
>The IRC is not an authority, it's merely the second half to the community, the first being the thread. Both are important for the health of the community.
Then stop putting up dramatic comments over "pointless communities". Right now you just come off as throwing your weight around to shame people into staying in your clubhouse where everything is convenient for you. Instead of promoting your clubhouse you just feel like shitting on everyone who doesn't want to go there instead.

Yeah we know you hate people like Bancho Echo Dirge etc. for being active on other communities. But what, are you going to keep shouting about pointless communities in hopes that they off themselves for good?

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>>54869717
Ah, that was what I was hoping for thanks. Though for the second question I meant-once I unfuse, could the planet itself keep something like a giant photosynthetic pair of algae-wings if I evolved 'em while part of it?

>>54869734
It's the first in a quadrilogy of books that retells the Wizard of Oz stories as a grimdark history of political repression, corruption and revolution. The Witch is a social outcast who becomes jaded and leads a revolution against the Wizard.

The second one focuses on her son (who also goes on to be a big rebel type), I think the third's about the Cowardly Lion's life through all this and I forgot what the fourth was about.

>>54869795
I hope Types show up in GO. Still miffed Nasu seems to have ditched them for the Velber.

>>54869754
If you're going to take a side I don't give a shit whether it's your first post or not, you want to call shitposting? Expect the same in return. Don't worry, anyone can throw out shitpost accusations pointlessly. You people have mastered it to an art form haven't you?

>>54869829
Keep on twisting mate.

>>54869837
If it was your body and you then cease to be part of it, yeah, it'd keep that stuff. That said, if you're using Synchro, it's not going to go awfully well for the mind of what you're fusing with.

Personally, I don't want the Types to show up in GO. I find the Beasts far more interesting opponents and characters. They've got a lot more relation to the current story too and the Types showing up would either steal the show completely or fall flat and do disservice to themselves.

That said, Velber is kinda dumb. I kinda like it...but it's kinda dumb.

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>>54869795
Thanks then, guess Im keeping the rainbow bubble of heat and vaporized metal around a compact solid core as the altform then. Shoot spears of molten metal condensed from the cloud at people.

Not sure if that would stab or cover, maybe both... cooling would allow it to penetrate more but not much stands up to a bath in molten iron going at high speeds.

>>54869829
>not an authority = pointless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

>>54869868
Don't you and your gang have jumps to be replacing? You're probably better off working on those than shit talking about these pointless communities.

>>54869829
>>54869843
~kicks back and eat popcorn; being entertained by fools~
Go on, continue. Amuse me.

>>54869843
>If you're going to take a side then agree with me or its shitposting
Cake

>>54869908
More Cake

>>54869908
Terribly unoriginal, aren't ya?

Sadly, I'm too busy making all these other cool new things to satisfy you. You'll have to leave unsatisfied. I know, I know, it's a first for me too, but what can you do when working with such...poor quality partners.

>>54869908
Shouldn't you be off getting chemo?
>>54859226

>>54869882
>Not sure if that would stab or cover, maybe both... cooling would allow it to penetrate more but not much stands up to a bath in molten iron going at high speeds.
Depends on the velocity. Anti-tank shaped charges shoot lances of vaporized metal, and they penetrate just fine because of how fast they go. You don't even need to condense the metal down to a liquid state, if your powers can keep the jet coherent over range.

>>54869795
How big is the cool thing supposed to be and how many perks am I going to need to friend it.

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>>54869920
Is it awful of me that on rereading your post, I visualised it as being spoken by pic related?

>>54869936
Oh that is a scary thought. Like being sandblasted and scorched at the same time.

>>54869943
Probably in the several to several tens of kilometres wide and tall, given the size of the others.

Angel Notes has all you'll need.

>>54869946
While I'm very flattered, I can't help but giggle at a noir actress saying cool.

>>54869943
He's about forty meters tall, according to the wiki. As for befriending it, we've got perks for making friends with alien mind-types, you could probably do it with just that and some charisma boosters. So maybe two or three perks, at minimum.

>>54869968
Honestly forgot the wiki gave him measurements.

Guess he's the shortie of the family.

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>>54869968
>>54869957
This is gunna be fun!

>>54869956
I'm not sure it would really be comparable to those, because it would be so much worse. It's a molecular sandblaster, things aren't going to wear away so much as they get disintegrated.

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>>54869868
Good to know and thanks again, might have something to mitigate it for come whenever Extella may but it'll be from somewhere else.

I look at it from the other angle, I think it could be a nice Dr. Who-style callback while showing how Fate's themes have moved on? Like that saturday morning cartoon episode where the heroes have to go set right the postapocalyptic future. I think Types could work as special event adventure to a low-Anthropic Principle world, and as opponents they're still devastating enough to have a good multi-Servant brawl with highenders who aren't Solomon. As for interesting, I think it might be neat if with enough Servant shenanigans the other Types could follow V/V's example-except maybe we could see different points of view on humanity. Maybe even some comments on what life's like on other planets.

But mainly I remember Types fondly because the Velber just seem like woefully underinformed, knockof Reapers.

>>54869975
And nah, ARCHTYPE-EARTH and Crimson Moon Brunestud are the true midgets of the Type family. Typelets, when will they learn?

ORT's just a little underdeveloped. Give it another million years, it's a grower not a shower.

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>>54869991
Honestly I dont know how to respond to that. Other than I just get the image of stuff randomly turning into puddles of dissasociated matter and iron.

>>54870035
Problem I find is that they're too strong. Only the strongest servants would have a chance against even the weaker Types, so it really would just devolve to the highest level guys fighting them, which circles back around to making the main plot foes seem a bit lack lustre in threat. ORT is equal with one of the Beasts in danger level and the others are shattering continents or worse. Tiamat took...well, all of what she took to be killed and the Types are beefier still.

That and they're...well, pretty obscure honestly. CM only comes up a few times outside of Melty and mostly cause of Arc who is far better known, ORT got like...a couple offhand mentions years ago and V/V had a second long cameo in Carnival. There's not exactly much funny stuff you can do with any of them without making entirely new stuff up.

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Is there a blood blockade battlefront jump?

>>54870089
Yeah, look for Kekkai Sensen on the drive.

>>54870104
Okay thanks.

>>54870058
Hypersonic particle streams are scary stuff, anon. There's a reason we use them to kill tanks, it's very hard to make armor that can stand up to one. Modern defensive technology is actually shifting away from conventional armor because of that, focusing on reactive explosive charges or active point defense systems.

>>54869968
Mind directing me to one of those befriend horror perks?

>>54870069
Other than Beast IV, do we have information on any others? I can't recall any offhand.

>>54869778
Did the lore ever explain where the chestbursters get the energy and mass from, to become a full size adult xenomorph drone in a single day?

>>54870134
Nope! Never explained where they get the chems in the needed volumes for super-acid blood either.

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>>54870134
Hell no, but probably space wizards.

>>54870134
I remember in the games you actually had an in-between stage, where you had just chest-burst and had to go around killing targets of opportunity to feed on them before you could mature to full size.

>>54870125
Beast 1 is Goetia, the big bad for part 1 of Grand Order. 2 is Mama AAAAAAAAAA, otherwise known as Tiamat and an opponent in Grand Order. 3 I believe is some weird split into two sides, R and L. R is Kiara Sessyoin, who was the big foe of the most recent interlude in Grand Order. 4 is of course, is the doggo to end all doggos, Primate Murder. 6 is the 666 Beast/Nega Messiah from Prototype, which King Arthur is currently hunting across dimensions.

And I believe Amaterasu/Tamamo's true self in Extra is meant to be one too.

>>54870150
Alien bullshit alchemy. Edward Elric would go nuts trying to figure out the equivalent exchange. The drone would have lunch.

>>54867977
40 cakes.

>>54870069
>Tiamat is less buff than a Type

Wait, are we sure Types are THAT strong? Someone said Ado Edem was basically an Ea of science and it whacked two of them real good.

I mean come on, Tiamat's fight was basically Gil and somewhat who might as well have been Enkidu going as far all-out as they can without that Origin shit in CCC, and a Grand Servant, an underworld goddess and a Grand Caster candidate throwing all their cheat codes at her.

>>54870122
>reactive explosive charges or active point defense systems

Oh good, by the time I'm retired we'll be living in Metal Gear Rising; Revengeance.

>>54870171
>Grand Order
Which would explain why I hadn't encountered any information. I lack a device to play on.

>>54870204
You make that sound like its a bad thing anon. :)

>>54870195
They've pretty much got similar abilities and at least as much raw power, if not a whole lot more. Ado Edem's blade had a similar truth effect to Ea but it is a lot bigger. It eats large parts of the earth to create a blade large enough to split the sky and then he swings it with enough strength to outmatch the damage Ea does normally with a punch anyway.

At the very worst, they're around a similar level of power while having about 8 of them at once, roughly as strong or stronger then that.

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>>54870134
As of Prometheus and Covenant, we...have less than no explainations. Because Ridely Scott is basically pulling a Lucas and throwing whatever he thinks is cool at the wall no matter how dumb it is.

We have really cringy faux-Jesus symbolism starring Michael Fassbender, a black goo bioweapon that does everything from making rhino-sized giant Facehuggers to melting an entire city to making albino, slightly lankier aliens that are objectively more terrifying than the black ones. Because they chestbust with inhalable spores, instead of shootable headhumpers.

Apparently the people who made the bioweapon an evil android with daddy issues later started tinkering with have some sort of death cult. Except they also sacrificed one of themselves to make life on Earth. Which may or may not have been intentional.

The only thing we know for certain, is that humans in this universe have absolutely no survival instincts and are universally crap under pressure.

>>54870260
>albino, slightly lankier aliens
Got a pic? I remember the live birth alien that one chick had was fucking horrifying.

>>54870262
The greatest of the national stereotypes.

>>54870204
There's some crazy stuff being made, yeah. Boeing's even working on a force field projector. It wouldn't block solid projectiles, but it would deflect explosions. Something about expanding a low-density plasma around the vehicle so that the change in air pressure messes with shockwave propagation. No idea if it will turn out to be viable, but it's cool just to know someone's working on it.

>>54870245
I get Goetia needed Solomon's corpse to do the universe bending stuff, but isn't Kiara able to flick people across galaxies in the Moon Cell which means with only a little more effort she can do it in the real world? I was told Beast Kiara had the potential to surpass that, even though at the point you fight her she's still a newfag Beast so her powerlevel is much lower at the point you fight her.

>>54870260
>humans...have absolutely no survival instincts

Sounds about right in general.

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>>54870273
Here you go, all the best pics are at the bottom of the page. Also wanna point out David could train one like a dog, whereas it's implied the black ones won't listen to his-ohgodIcantbelieveImtypingthis, his ALIEN TAMING FLUTE.

As always the stuff in the artbook was way, way more interesting than what was actually shown in the movie.

http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Neomorph

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>>54870273
Here you go. What's even the point of this thing, though? It barely looks like a penis at all, why even have a xenomorph if it's not a giant dick monster?

>>54870291
Haven't read up too much on the details of the interlude actually, decided to make sure I had the extra update ready for any Kiara stuff, so I'm not actually clear on the situation myself.

Anyway, off to bed. Hopefully a new jump will be done in 2-3 days. Maybe a short one, maybe a medium one. Who knows!

>>54870262
If only we could send our modern underclasses there...
I'm tired of smelling them from beyond our community's fences