Did someone ask for some 40K ships?
>>54750508
No.
Nah.
>>54750508
Garbage ship.
"I don't trust, and hate you."
"I don't trust and hate you as well but you have utility"
>>54750508
ok
>>54750508
HERE IT IS!
>>54750508
why are his hands so fucking small
where are the ships anyway?
I came here expecting hot space boarding actions and maybe some kinky shit involving tyranid hive ships.
>>54751689
S U N K
U
N
K
Can't be beat.
>>54750508
Let me get this out of the way by posting the absolute, hands-down, worst one to ever exist.
Which lets me also Segway into another AGP ship Twitch and Explosives
>>54751712
>40k tries way too hard to be grimdark
>all of the ships that people find are cringey and somewhat forced as a result
It's like how some Shadowrun book went out of its way to go 'there's no dating in the 6th world.' And then someone accepted that, but tried to make romance happen anyway. What did you expect? A love story for the ages?
>>54752118
Hmm....Where I could find more?
Any Celestine x Emperor?
>>54750508
obligatry
>>54752323
>>54750508
Lunar and Gothic are my favorites, but I've always had a soft spot for Mars and Dauntless.
>>54752715
>still waiting for Battlefleet Heresy
>>54751532
Dreadnought is a 20K ship, anon. For 40K, you'll want a KGV class.
>>54751324
What anon means is
>"I don't trust, and hate you, but you have boobs."
>"I don't trust and hate you as well but you have utility."
>>54751729
>>54752767
Bfg a exists, but the queues are splintered, multiplayer is dead, and the last patch was last year.
>>54752167
N-no you can't d-do this to me
>>54752297
That's because people keep trying to ship big important named characters who barely interact, and even then only professionally, and who are so wrapped up in their own stories that introducing romance into it would just seem like a waste of time. Unless you're meme spouting mouth-breather who actually believes that the entire Universe is always Grimdark all the time it shouldn't be hard to imagine a nice little love story occurring, like Love and Krieg 2.0.
Speaking of which, did Batavi ever finish that? I've been away from /tg/ for a while.
>>54753371
In a Krieg-related thread, he claimed he will post the full version once he finished everything.
>>54752897
Then why are you so upset by the mention of it? If it never happened as you say then you have no reason to worry. After all I'm just a lowly traitor and you're the Captain General of the Custodes, your word is worth much more than mine. The only reason you could possibly have to worry is if there were undeniable proof.
Could it be Shame perhaps? The Shame that you let emotions cloud your judgement and get in the way of duty? The Shame that you are not the cold, unflinching, logical Custodes you were created to be? The Shame of having failed your Emperor and having shown yourself to be defective like your brothers?
But even if that were true, it still wouldn't explain your behavior, adamantly and indigently denying it to father's face, or what's left of it anyways. You're far too loyal and upright to ever lie to your glorious Emperor. No, there's something deeper, isn't there? Something so strong that it could make you even raise your voice at father. I can see it in your eyes. A Fear, a fear of a most shameful weakness that even you couldn't suppress. A secret that you have done your best to forget. A small little four-worded sentence, so innocuous, and yet so damning.YouStillLoveHer.
>>54750508
42nd Millenium best coupleWhen's the wedding?
>>54754408
when dad wakes up
>>54754509
>>54750508
Oi'm litra-lee intreeged an' in awe ov' bof'va dem. If dis iz wot it'z loik ta foit wif Humies, den Oi applaud all da Boyz foitin' Humies roit naow cuz dis iz Zoggin Orky. Warbike GorkaMorka race? Got'em. Rokkits an' Big Boomz? Got'em.
An' naow "We'ze jus' flyin' off too-geva in da skoi, headin ta a joi-ant pile o' Dakka." Oi'z swear if dey cum back Goin on a Waaaugh Oi'm gonna be so jealous. *sigh* Always da Warboss's shootiest FlashGit, neva da FlashGit-Warboss.
When will there be smut for this pic?>inb4 never
>>54755537
What is this supposed to be?
>>54755544
Warhammer High.
More specifically Freya (Leman's Daughter)
doming Miranda (Magnus the Red's Daughter).
>>54755544
Fem Ferrus x Fem Magnus.
>>54755594
>Warhammer High
Some things should remain buried anon.
>>54750508
>>54755659
NEVER!!
>>54752118
Kill it with fire and galactic bugspray
>>54754883
>tfw Kitten will never get to pull the plug of Rowboat's stasis
>>54752167
What is this reference so I can find it and be sad.
>>54755594
>Ywn be domed by Freya
>>54755907
Can't remember the name, but it's about an Ogryn that falls for a SoB Repenta, and their misadventures. It ends in nothing but pain.
>>54756131
>>54755907
gav and bob
>>54755907
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gav_and_Bob
>>54752897
Really expected this sooner.
>>54752710
RIP Talyn, born a science experiment, died a hero.
>>54751729
Why isn't Kitten black?
>>54757041
Because the guy forgot. Besides he wasn't really black in TTS either. He looked more brown/bronze to me.
>>54750508
>Tfw this crackship is actually shaping up to be the most tolerable thing
to come out of recent fluff.
>>54754149
Jeez Magnus, lay off him.
Real talk though. One thing I love about this is that for joke ship, it actually has a surprising amount of potential to add depth and development to Kitten's character.
>>54757192
> not agitated skeleton shriek
One job.
Ship posting is the new shitposting, especially when ships are shit.
>>54758195
> Ship posting is the new shitposting
> Ship posting
> new
>>54758025
3animu5me
>>54758207
Anon please I wanted to make the joke, and these ships are kind of shit. How the mighty have fallen, and we'll never get back up again.
>>54758207
I've been lurking various 40K fluff threads on and off for the better part of three years. Never got into the hobby, but the fluff discussions on /tg/ were often interesting. One thing I noted is that I rarely ever saw people discuss ships between characters beyond musing about SoB being cock thirsty turbosluts in general. I just figured 40K was some sort of effective fujoshi repellent, girls only care about tyranids anyway, and all relationships invariably end when one participant finds out the other was Alpharius the whole time.
>>54758310
There was no shipping because as >>54753371 said, all of the existing characters don't have interactions beyond antagonistic and what passes for cold professionalism among the nutjobs of 40k. Every ship here is posted as a joke, or at the very least a half joke.
>>54758557
That is a fucking pure ship.
>>54755274
I feel like this is referencing something.
>>54758995
It is
Remember, someone was paid to write this.
>>54758660
The purest
Seriously, are there any canon ships in WH40K?
The only one I can think of is CainXAmberley.
>>54760236
The Emperor x Malcador
>>54760236
It's not really a universe that focuses on such things - not only is there a shitton of blood and death, but most of the characters are superhuman or inhuman.
There was a former Mordian stormtrooper and her sergeant in one novel, but that was more a casual relationship than anything. Eisenhorn and Bequin had an attraction to one another, and Dan Abnett can't stop going on about how sexy Medea Bentacore is without trying to make her all that interesting, but there's no real shipping. There was a hive guy who worked as a mine official that had a planetary governer's daughter waifu, but...let's say that ends poorly.
>>54760236
At this point, Taldeer and LIIVI.
>>54759663
>>54758557
>As a Techpriest it's my job to listen to the Machine Spirits.
>But yours is the one I like hearing best.
>>54760302
Yup - that one.
>>54751729
>I know the guy who drew this.
>>54760693
is he a chill mohterfucker?
>>54760302
Pffft, hahaha.
>>54760693
Tell him anon thinks he did a fantastic job.
>>54760302
>>54752920
BFH is FW reboot of BFG set in the horus heresy
>>54750508
>Sanguinius died for this
Shame on you, Rowboat
>>54750508
I love using Bullgryn and I have some Repentia I've been wanting to use. After reading Gav and Tarla, I'm tempted to run them together. A cute combo together.
>>54763166
but.... but... why?
>>54760236
Tal and Kharn
>>54750508
Yes
>>54751532
>>54752842
You idiots, OP clearly meant (star)ships from Warhammer 40k!
>>54765215
>>54765230
>>54765253
>>54765274
>>54765290
>>54765302
Spoilered for lewd.
>>54765323
T-two at the same time?
>>54765323
This is a Blue board you pervert!
>>54765323
A-and on a blue board...
>>54759109
Is this Hawkeye?
What happened to the art?
>>54759109
>>54765557
no. just run, and never look back.
>>54765323
>>54765323
How dare you post this on a blue board. Shame on you, perverted man.
>>54765583
But I got the first five trades and they are great.
Pretty much the only mainstream western comic I'm still reading unless you count Saga (started Miss Marvel, since Kamala has such a great design, but they keep changing artists every two chapters).
Is there a good stopping point?
>>54750508
Here are some general shipping guides for your use.
Yet more warhammer high.
>>54765793
>Implying Tau females don't crave superior D
Buddy, I've seen too many battlesuits "malfunctioning" resulting in the pilots's capture to believe that.
>tfw cant't score with a cute Guardsman cause they're all out "picking blueberries" all night every night
>>54765557
It's America, starring everyone's favorite character America Chavez who says things like "Holy menstruation!"
>>54765671
>>54759109
that is America Chavez. It is shit, and not Hawkeye.
>>54765908
>>54765909
>google it
>it's a "Marvel is trying way too hard to be prgressive" episode
Alright then, more money for me.
Thanks for the info.
>>54763749
so they can use all those ships they invented in hours heresy book 3
>>54765557
America Chavez, a dimension-hopping Ayylmao who comes from a dimension of lesbians but was sent to earth where she, funnily enough, decided to appropriate various Hispanic cultures to form an identity that is nothing more than a mish-mash of Hispanic stereotypes. America Also broker up with her White Lesbian girlfriend because she couldn't bothered to teleport to visit her and instead insisted that she change her lifestyle, and immediately got in anrealtion ship with the brown pierced abomination you see before you.
Yes I am being deadly serious. Just remember, no matter how bad 40k Lore gets, hopefully it will never sink this low.
>>54765793
But what do Tau women say aboutCustodes Men?
>>54765323
You sick fuck
>>54765945
>Buy marvel comics in current year
they consider 100,000 an smash hit these days
>>54766041
That is literally the worst backstory I've ever seen... and plot
>>54763189
Okay, that just looks like his left arm has fucking melded into its head.
>>54766413
>they consider 100,000 an smash hit these days
I do exchange my dispossable income for goods and services I enjoy.
And with WHFB gone and recent 40k lore souring me on that as well, I'e got awhole lot more of said income.
>>54752323
>>54750508
/tg/'s favorite OC
>>54768002
But my favorite OC is this
>>54750508
>>54751689
>>54751729
>>54751744
>>54752167
>>54752507
>>54754149
>>54754408
>>54755537
>>54755601
>>54755663
>>54758025
>>54758294
>>54758557
>>54759663
>>54759109
>>54760536
>>54763108
>>54768002
>>54768084
it was sarcastic, /tg/ hated boone quest when it was on here
>>54765187
My Battle-Brother, have some more of the most aesthetic space navy.
>>54768138
>/tg/ hated boone quest
>no one's posted the purest ship yet
Buncha slack jawed faggots in here
>>54766041
Oh Christ, for real? I read the first issue with her first girlfriend, and kind of saw something about her again so I thought there'd be something set-up about them getting back together, but really? That's how that ended out?
Sweet Christ that's somehow worse
>>54768132
True love isn't shitposting.
>>54752897
I really loved TTS before, when it was a parody of 40K and GW. Kitten and E were the best. Now that it has its own story, it is neither funny nor intresting.
>>54768132
Still not as bad most actual 40k threads nowadays.
>>54770273
My favorite Primarch is Perturabo and I ship himBACK TO TERRA IN AN IRON CAGE!
>>54768138
Questfags BTFO
>>54769991
Is it still not a parody of 40K?
>>54770541
The premise that the Emprah can start influencing the Imperium directly is now too much of a timeline divergence for them not to have their own storyline at this point.
Also Kitten isn't in the Throne room giving Emps the necessary exposition to allow him to satirize it. It sucks.
>>54770664
Ehh, I still like it. Probably helps that TTS timeline is actually less laughable than the canon 40k current events.
>>54770807
>not liking the wedding ceremony of Yvraine and Guillisuit nor CAWWWWL
>>54766413
He thankfully left out the near constant author character cameo that makes appearances to help America in plot relevant places, and is several shades darker than the actual author cause she hates how white she really is.
It's a sight to behold, so much so that sometimes /co/ does a storytime of pain with the released issues.
>>54770807
While you're technically correct, you say that like it's all that hard.
>>54759663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqEWSFNwxA
>>54770807
'Less laughable' is a fitting turn of phrase, especially since I honestly don't find the series all that funny.
>>54765323
>Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun
>>54769912
But it is heresy.And extra foolish if it involves eldar.
>>54751729
Is he on all fours to be at eye level with her? Why doesn't his helmet have lenses on the eyes?
>>54765323
I...Is this what they mean by "symetrical docking"?
>>54750508
Only if there is also fiction to go along with it.
Best ship Trayzn x Inquisitor Valeria
>>54772914
Oh Emperor I read that in his voice.
>>54752659
This never gets old
>>54772110
Well that's just like...your opinion man.
>>54770664
Rogal Dorn is way better at delivering exposition with the precise tone that 40k needs.
That of a seriousness that is ridiculous in and of itself.
>>54765860
>I really do not get this dude's art. What's with the disney faces?
>>54774991
I don't see the problem. Is that a reference?
>>54770385
Underrated.
>>54760290
I couldn't finish that book. It got way too depressing.
>>54750508
Can we post crossboarding ships and OTPs???
>>54778230
OP asked for 40K.
>>54750508
>>54778230
No, go to /co/ if you want to do that.
>>54778553
Guess we're about to see if human/Eldar hybrids are fertile.
>>54772958
He is picked her up, you know like Taiga
>>54778230
Who's the guy on the right?
>>54778539
Since when should we care what OP wants?
>>54778230
OP poster here. I don't see why not. Also is that Elsa and Ahriman?
>>54782013
Since when the fuck is Ahriman and emo Eldar? Is this an Ahriman other than Azhek Ahriman?
>>54765899
that's not even a guardswoman you posted you thinly veiled xenoist
>>54782121
I'm running on an hour of sleep. I looked at it again and I don't know who that is actually. My next guess would be Vect or Eldred. Calm your tits senpai.
>>54767144
What is this and where do I get one?
>>54750508
I never asked for primarch-sized Eldars. Also, her bare hand is bigger than his in armor. Worst 40k ship ever.
>>54782408
I got the impression he was bending over a little, if it helps.
>>54782408
Give GW some leniency, it's their first time trying to blend romance into something as bleak as tabletop 40k.
Does this count?
>>54782408
hack ships attract terrible fanart
news at eleven
>>54778539
Sisters of Battle are sluts that I want to pound into the ground. Well, if they act like they do in those pictures at least.
>>54754408
Whats with that blue cat?
>>54785435
It is a Gyrinx, an animal that can boost psyker powers and it is used by both humans and eldar.
This particular one belonged to a Warlock of Altansar named Guentilian, until she let her soul be absorbed by Yvraine, who also took possession of the animal.
>>54782351
>>54751813
Nah, Sure it had a Daemonthrope cogboy infested crater for a while, but that's gone now! It is at least half a good ship.
The best Friendship
>>54750508
>After saving TAIL-DEER from SEXUAL ASS-ULT, Robooty Gillman took her skying.
>>54769499
>BFG: HH
Oh God-Emperor, the Vengeful Spirit Is going to be Warhound-sized...
>>54786181
>on his ROCKET SKIES
>>54754408
Is Guilliman natty?
>>54759109
>I'm literally intrigued and in awe of both of them.
>>54766041
>the plot is literally copied right out of Gay Niggers From Outer Space
Oh marvel, you used to be cool. Not sure whether I should blame disney for it, blame stan lee for selling it to disney, or keep blaming marvel, but man it blows seeing your childhood idols reduced to a political mouthpiece for gay authors.
>>54787334
To be fair, Marvel has been used as a socio-political mouthpiece since before we were born, and that won't change even if it exists long after we're dead. I think the writing and presentation have gone downhill, but heavy handed political allegory is - and shall remain - nothing new at Marvel Entertainment.
>>54782013
>>54781083
It's the navigator Caranthir, from the Witcher 3
>>54787481
>filename
You got any more of these?
I think 40k takes itself too seriously, and the whole community would be a lot better off enjoying some jokes and making the universe more fun.
>>54778230
Elsa and Jon Snow??? Or is that Marvel Cinematic Universe Loki?
>>54751729
God that Tau is ugly.
Also if Imperium and Eldar are buddying up, why not add the Tau?
Hell, why not add the Orks for as long as they're willing to play ball against the Nids?
>>54778230
>>54782013
Well if crossboarding's a-okay. Imma now post the best love story thats ever told.
>>54759109
Luckily, nobody paid to read it.
>>54752167
just read this
i cried ;_;
>>54790401
Not even my favorite pairing from that anime
>>54768084
Top tier taste.
>>54765671
>Is there a good stopping point
Not reading it is a pretty good stopping point
>>54786609
>The Phalanx is going to be as tall as a man and weight as much as a small car
>>54754408
Holy shit
His face is fuckin small
>>54760236
Septimus and Octavia in ADB's Night Lords. And depending on who you askthey do get a happy ending.
>>54789627
>>54791709
>>54768132
The imperials looks cool with it.
>>54791709
>>54791745
Thanks man.
>>54765323
TWINS, THEY WERE.
>>54773318
Fuck so did I.
>>54773047
Underrated post.
Mortarion and Typhus. Incestual father-son relationship built on hate fucking.
>>54750508Must. Not. Cry.
>>54792112
Omnissiah above those are some amazing hips.
>>54789973
This x10000. It's why I like Orks as comedy relief instead of just another dire threat. Well, actually maybe a little of both.
>>54790900
Just use a gun safe.
>>54766041
You forgot the part where her lesbian dimension, literally called Utopia, was created by Wican. Wican is the gay son of Scarlet Witch and there was an entire event about how he shouldn't exist, but now he exists without any problems. Also he is getting tentacled fuck by a half-human, half-alien hybrid right out of a YA novel.
>>54793185
Both is good. If you can take the universe seriously, even if recognize it's cheesy, and also laugh at it and just enjoy all the humor, I think that's good.
But most of what I've seen these days is more laughing at in an insulting way. This is stupid, isn't that funny? This is idiotic, isn't that hilarious? That sort of thing, at least a fair amount of the time. Instead of, 'what can I make funny out of this?'
>>54792768
Who?
>>54792535
Can we all agree that Typhus is the top?
>>54792768
Is the name of the fanfic "Forever"?
>>54796359
>>54795846
Found It on 1d4
>>54750508
when did the Big G and Yvraine hook up? what book was it in?
>>54797116
Not really, someone misread some lines in Garthering Storm 3.
But I don't mind as long people are aware that is not canon.
>>54768132
>imperials and eldar just chilling and shitposting
Truly these are grim dark times.
>>54782351
Knights of Sidonia.
>>54799160
We need more people like you
>>54802363
People who don't screech like retards because someone made a LCB reference in a eldar thread?
>>54765757
>Waifuing gobbos
>>54792112
Uncensored sauce or name of the artist?
>>54803212
The artist is nicknamed Lewdanon.
>>54802363
People who are aware some things aren't canon, but won't go insane about it?
>>54803212
You poor fool, looking for a sauce. There is no sauce. Lewdanon only ever posts his work on 4chan, and it's up to anons to gather it. It might have been censored when it was posted.
>>54750508
Heretical.jpg
>>54809018
And yet, still better than actual modern fluff.
>>54765793
Is this why the majority of Khornates End being Human Males?
>>54751744
>the /tg/ that allowed and supported this sort of thing no longer exists
>>54811567
>instead we have faggots who post longs essays full of nerd rage and autism of why fifthy 'waifufags' ruined the eldar forever everytime a newfag ask about "why X factions don't get along?" or "does human/eldar hybrids exist?"
Speaks a lot when a half-dead general on /vg/ is getting more shit done than /tg/ today.
>>54803129
>not regaining your anchestral homa AND a qt shorstack at the same time
>>54815739
Goblins are the same height as Dwarves, anon.
>>54758557
>>54812839
Yeah - we need good /tg/ back