Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1610: You and What Army? Edition

Are there any perks that work for making an army of mundane humans stand up to Kaiju/Gods/Supers?

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Posting best saber because I can't sleep

What are some good perks to keep your personality intact after hundreds of jumps and becoming a horrible eldritch abomination

>>54314986
Other than giving them lots of advanced technology?

>>54315006
I'd lick her strap sweat

More importantly, how would you people avoid the Omnipotence paradox in the Toaru-verse, if you were aiming to become Magic Gods?

>>54314986
IIRC there was a perk in the Asterix jump if you take the roman route that gives you a nice boost if you have strength in numbers, which is great for an army.
Otherwise you'd have to give this army some advanced tech like>>54315023 said

In the Marvel Magic jump, if i take "Elder God Hybrid" and "Skyfather". Do i stand a chance of one day reaching the might of my Elder God parent? Like if i take Chthon as my parent, do i one day become as powerful as him?

How dangerous is the animorphs jump?
I haven't read the books, so i no nothing about the setting except the stuff stated in the jump.
Is it safe to go to as your 2nd jump?
How dangerous are those aliens?

>>54315033
You can't because magic gods aren't onmipotent. Everything they do is a 'maybe they could, maybe they couldn't' situation, except when it isn't.

>>54315035
>Asterix jump
? I don't remember any jump by that name?

>>54315063
Just make judicious use of the fact that you heal when morphing and with a little luck you should only come out with pretty severe PTSD. If I recall only one of the protagonists dies and she was the most bloodthirsty.

Basically, you'll live if you play smart and hang with the main group of animorphs. Probably.

>>54315083
some anon made it a couple of threads ago. It's still WIP
http://i.4cdn.org/tg/1499430322369.pdf

the perk i was talking about was different from what i remembered, but maybe still what you want:

>600 Strength in numbers: Rome was built on her Legions, on the many being greater than the
sum of their parts, and none exemplify this better than you. In battle you are the life of any
attacking army, jumper, being able to suffuse your compatriots and fellows with your own
strength and powers so that they may use them just as well as you. This includes magical
powers and technology and what have you, as long as you choose to share it, it gets spread
around. While the details of how you split these powers is up to you, by default everything you
deem ‘shareable’ is evenly split. So careful. And there is a limit, which is the point at which your
remaining abilities wouldn’t be enough to keep you functioning. You may revoke these granted
abilities at will.

>>54314986
Try My Hero Academia's Drop In capstone.

>>54315104
i see, thanks. Then it should be pretty easy to beat the aliens with chimera morphing and extreme morphing alone?
Especially since i could use those powers for copying my pokemon...

>>54315161
No. You'll be more likely to survive, though. Beating the aliens would take a hell of a lot more.

The aliens are holding back to not spoil the earth, and because the leader had kids in her host's body, so now she thinks of them as her kids. That's not to say she wouldn't sacrifice them if you tried to take them hostage, though. They could come in and wreck shit. When you up the power, they can retaliate in kind and sink the world into a long and bloody war.

Basically, you're the resistance made of a handful middle school students, not the military in a fair fight. You might not even be able to compare in a 1-on-1 fight with Visser Three with just those perks, Anon. Though you could put up a hell of a fight.

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>>54314984
Jumpers, what is the cornerstone of your military tactics? And do you delegate these things to someone else, or prefer to lead yourself?

>>54315128
Awesome, I've wanted to Jump that one for a long time, but balancing the potion sounds like hell.

I hope we get a Twelve Tasks of Jumper drawback.

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>>54315259
>Jumpers, what is the cornerstone of your military tactics? And do you delegate these things to someone else, or prefer to lead yourself?

I lead from the front when possible, but also as a leader I have capable commanders and troops so that I don't have to micro manage every battle. Also semi circles

>>54315063
Not super dangerous, but still enough that I wouldn't want to do it as a second jump. The Yeerks are holding back, so they're not going to glass continents or anything (though they can), but against your little group they will be as ruthless as possible. Let me put it this way: The most common Yeerk host body for soldiers is a seven foot tall lizardman covered in blades. The next most common is a twenty foot-long centipede that is so endlessly hungry that the Yeerks inside them can't actually control them when they go into a feeding frenzy. And the human hosts are armed with particle beam weapons. And that's before you get into all the crazy shit that Visser Three imports from space to fuck with you. Living fog from the moons of Saturn, ancient extinct ice monsters, some sort of super-fast centaur...Visser Three himself is no joke, either. He's the only Yerk capable of morphing, and he's used his prestige to travel the galaxy and acquire a ridiculous array of combat morphs. The first one we see is a fire-breathing space hydra, and it just goes up from there. And did I mention that Space God and the Space Devil will occasionally kidnap you and your friends to go through challenges, fighting to prove their respective philosophies? And against all this, all you have is the power to turn into a hyena. Do you think a hyena can effectively fight the Space Devil's lava men? I don't!

>>54315035
Wait we have an asterix and obelix jump?

>>54315259
>Jumpers, what is the cornerstone of your military tactics


See if I can beat the situation alone. If not I go to plan B which is drown the enemy in undead and robots.

>>54315259
My tactics are based on good old high-speed response and targeting of critical enemy assets. It's a strategy that works very well when you've got a fully-integrated cybertelepathic link between your forces. There's that whole "netrocentric" buzzword in modern military theory, but it has nothing on what cyborgs can do.

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>>54315048
Uh...that's. Hard to say, what with Marvel powerlevels fluctuating wildly (i.e. I'm not sure how Elder Gods compare to Galactus) and our only real example of both being Thor. Who's basically Marvel's Superman, which means he has a LOT of shounen protagonist-like qualities.

Judging by how Old King Thor turned out, it seems as though you'll never BE an Elder God straight up, but you might barely approach being comparatively STRONG in other areas.

I'm mainly thinking of how after winning his battle with a little help from the Necrosword, his spilt blood rejuvenated the entire Earth's ecosystem. Previously Thor had a little geokinesis from his descent from Gaia, so it seems as though he had some potential all along. He just never really got round to cultivating it more.

>>54315259
Territory control and assymetrical warfare taken to extremes. Memetic killcodes and living viruses released into the networks. Nanite clouds to infiltrate and disassemble enemy assets. Brute force leyline control to terraform a battlefield.

I have a lot of companions who specialised in this stuff, but it's such a broad approach I do a fair bit of it myself. Ideally, we coordinate together; nothing good ever comes out of halfassing a war you're involved in.

>>54315223
I want to point out that Visser Three is a beast of a personal melee fighter and used to be brutally cunning, but frequent defeat by plucky teenagers and the power going to his head after he got put in charge of the invasion fleet make him a terrible strategist.

...he's actually really similar to Megatron from Transformers Prime, but meaner. If only because unlike Megatron, he has no best friend from his gladiator days.

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>>54315355
Also to take into account: This setting doesn't shy away from how harsh and terrifying this stuff can be. The instincts that come with morphing make it so that being a simple being is so much worse than being a complex one, so you'll need to think twice before becoming a bug or something. They have to sacrifice the entire B-Team, that's death not capture, in order to have a shot at victory. The allies that come from space are pretty ambivalent to Earth's survival. The heroes induct a psychopath that tries to murder them all on the grounds that it doesn't count when they're not human, so they trap him as a rat and leave him on the island of the rats. This isn't some teenagers save the world on their lonesome setting.

>>54315355
To be honest, turning into a regular animal is extra lame compared to most superpowers.

What Esper ability did you take in the raildex jump, and what kind of stuff can you do with it at Level 5?

God of Motion is such a shitty description, I've got no clue if it means "manipulate atoms, particles, and energy to your whim", "hit really hard with telekinetic force", or anything in between

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>>54315439
Don't forget-Space Satan takes a personal interest in the kids lives! Enough to ressurect said psychopath that one time, and then pit him against the team action girl on a death planet.

And there's nothing anyone can do about Space Satan (Crayak).

And Space Satan was driven out of his home galaxy by someone more powerful.

And there is a none-zero chance the Animorphs may have ended their lives by ramming that being after it took over their friend.

And that's STILL arguably better than what the kids in Everworld or Remnants went through.

>>54315471
Pyrokinesis. Building blocks out of fire! Plasma tennis! That thing Combustion Man does but without an easily bappable forehead chakra eye!

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>>54315259
>Jumpers, what is the cornerstone of your military tactics? And do you delegate these things to someone else, or prefer to lead yourself?
Depends, in most fantasy jumps I'm leading from the front charging in like a conquering warlord and limiting my power to around the level of the most powerful of my current adversaries so I can have an entertaining fight
In space my tactics can be summed up with nothing but the word Drones. I shit autonomous drones out of my command ship thanks to Supreme Commander tech and then sit back and blast things with superlasers, macro batteries, quantum torpedoes and lance fire

>>54315471
Clairvoyance.

I am the best troll with sticky notes.

>>54315471
I left it behind and hit Level 6.

>>54315439
Yeah, Animorphs was fucking hardcore for a series marketed towards kids. I mean, maybe it was meant to be in the Young Adult market and aimed at thirteen to fifteen year-olds, but it was at my elementary school's little Scholastic book fair thing (Anyone else had those?). This shit was being read by seven year-olds. And then when the series ended Applegate (or at least, the name, Applegate has admitted to being just the face with ghost writers contributing to a lot of the stories) put out Remnants, and that was just horrific. Fucking eyeless alien babies that eat human flesh so they can grow strong enough to use their psychic powers to enslave an artificial reality made out of Hieronymus Bosch paintings.

>>54315487
Never got to read much of either of those. But animorphs is nightmare fuel for the teen/preteen reading level.

And the ending was a cliffhanger.

>>54315259
>Jumpers, what is the cornerstone of your military tactics?

rods from God that turn into robot factories and
teleporting robots of various sizes that can be anywhere at any time combined with teleporting entire command structures into the sun at once

>And do you delegate these things to someone else, or prefer to lead yourself?

Tyrion Lannister is my general/Minister of war so I delegate actual war to him

>>54315128
Not really what I was looking for. That's honestly just a really bad power sharing perk, and what I'm looking for is a way to make bigger armies relevant at higher power levels.

>>54315503
>school's little Scholastic book fair thing (Anyone else had those?

They were my favorite things in school.

>>54315503
And the eyeless alien baby is terrified of what humans can evolve into. Straight up calls a braindamaged recluse of a psychic "The Ancient Enemy" like the thing saw the Devil

After a while it's really like the X-Men if it was written by HP Lovecraft.

>>54315563
It really is, a lot of the kids wind up mutating and so very few of the mutations are pleasant. This is a story where "sudden spontaneous accidental cannibalism" happens more than once.

>>54315494
Mind explaining how you did that? I've only watched both anime, so I don't really know all that much about stuff like that.

You know what I'm wondering? How does animorphing bullshit even begin to help in the face of all the stuff about space satan that's getting brought up right now? What is the technology even good for?

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>>54315259
From the front, normally in a tank

>>54315675
They were given a useless power. As a joke.

>>54315675
Its good for shadowruns and gorilla warfare.

>>54315675
Space Satan and Space God are playing a game with entire civilizations as pieces on the board. They don't directly intervene outside of certain rules I can't really remember. Against the Yeerk it's mostly infiltration and melee combat.

Not to mention that Space God chose who the Animorphs were, and may have stacked the deck somewhat in his favor.

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>>54315259
I prefer to delegate.
Supposedly I have enough tactics and mental processing perks that I'm actually a tactical genius. That Drop-In capstone from the one Fire Emblem jump and Overlord's Golden Mind come to mind. I have those.
But god damn, you'd never know it, because I prefer to just leave some Beastmen in charge of tactics, or maybe an AI, and when I do have to get involved I like to smash indiscriminately with huge fireballs.
I leave the complicated stuff to the people I put in charge of it, and I don't like to be bothered. In terms of army direction, it's seriously like I'm channeling Lordgenome.

>>54315439
Geez, I remember reading those books as a kid, and the craziest shit that happened was when Cassie turned into a yeerk to convince another yeerk to defect, or when Jake got possessed by one and they had to capture him and make it starve to death.
But I lost all my books shortly after that and never picked it back up again. So whenever everyone is like, "This series gets DARK as FUUUUUCK", it's always so weird to me. It sounds like I really missed out on some shit.

>>54315675
Oh, don't worry, Crayak will never directly harm you. He can't, it's part of the rules of his deal with the Elimist. Nor can he rig the game, any of his challenges have to be something you can in theory win. So he's not actually a huge threat. I mean, getting thrown to an alien world to fight lava men isn't going to be fun, but it's honestly not that much worse than your day-to-day as an Animorph, once you figure out the trick to fighting the lava men (hint: the alien world you're on is one that has memory-sharing technology, and the lava men have a hive mind). Also, I'm being a bit deceptive here, they're not really lava men. They just look like they are, their body temperature is only a bit above normal.

As for what morphing is good for? Guerilla tactics and asymmetrical warfare. Having access to animal forms means it's very hard to keep you out of a place, and once you're in there you can start rampaging around as an elephant. In a straight fight against the Yeerks you're going to lose, so never make it a straight fight. Sabotage their operations, kill their leaders, destroy their infrastructure, and make them jump at shadows. They think that because they're brain parasites that they're the best at infiltrating and subverting their enemies. Show them that they're wrong.

>>54315606
Not that guy, but you could probably get there just by getting gud.

Esper powers apparently can be made better by improving the body, and the Coffin experiments were done with the cooperation of the Magic Side in an attempt to create a body that could serve as a vessel for a Level 6 ability or God. It probably would have worked, weirdly enough, since the only reason the experiment stopped was because they pissed Accelerator off.

So, just improve your body until you can handle the pressure of transforming into SYSTEM. Which is harder than it sounds, because the only demonstrated example of a Level 6 Shift attempt would have collapsed into a Dwarf Star after only a few percent of the way towards the goal. Like, even if you succeed, like how Accelerator might because of the nature of his power holding him together, it would probably be with the world as a casualty.

>>54315675
I think the Andalites actually used it to put on plays and performances and stuff. It's just the only thing Elfangor had on hand to try to help. That the Ellimist set the whole thing up should show you that you stand a chance with it, so long as, like others have said, you fight smart, not strong.

>>54315487
>And Space Satan was driven out of his home galaxy by someone more powerful.

Remember that at that point Crayak wasn't Space Satan, he was just a living planet robot ship thing.

>>54315814
>because the only demonstrated example of a Level 6 Shift attempt would have collapsed into a Dwarf Star after only a few percent of the way towards the goal
Not true. Actual quote from the wiki
>Kihara Gensei later comments that Accelerator is the only one who can achieve Level 6 and remain stable. As he explains to Misaki, his forced attempt in creating a level 6 involves sending Mikoto's power out of control. At 53% of the theoretical limit her mind would transform into something from a different dimension, and at 100% her mind and body would be destroyed having exceeded their limit. In the brief moment of reaching that transcended state she would melt down either like the compression of a white dwarf or an exploding supernova, the resulting effect whatever it be would completely annihilate Academy City. Despite the fact that he would die in this result, he believed that some form of progress would come from it.

>>54315355
>seven foot tall lizardman covered in blades
>twenty foot-long centipede
>fire-breathing space hydra

that sounds just like the aliens giving the animorphs ammuntion in terms what they can morph into.
What's keeping me from simply aquiring this DNA, increase the morphs various strenghts 10 fold with extreme morophing and chimera morph it all together to become Über-alien?

With the exception of the space God/Devil stuff this seems rather beatable with all the perks in the jump.

>>54315926
Nothing except alien space ships with laser canons.

The only reason they dont glass most of earth from orbit is they want as many human slaves as possible and therefore are being sneaky aliens.

>>54315926
The armies with space lasers and space ships with big guns, and troops who will, if forced, just give up stealth and invade with full force.

>>54315926
Because, if you push the aliens too far they'll stop playing one-on-one and glass the seaboard.

>>54315945
>>54315947
>>54315949
i see. So keep it simple and small, aquire morphs, but don't piss the aliens off

>>54315916
>despite the fact that he would die in this result, he believed that some form of progress would come from it

...did Crowley breed the Kiharas from only the finest mad scientist pedigrees or were they always like that?

>>54315957
At least don't piss the aliens off before the Andalites arrive and start working with humans. At the point, go for the throat. I found this quote on Tumblr while looking for that twitter post. It should become a mantra of sorts.

>“People don’t understand the word ruthless. They think it means ‘mean.’ It’s not about being mean. It’s about seeing the bright, clear line that leads from A to B. The line that goes from motive to means. Beginning to end. It’s about seeing that bright, clear line and not caring about anything but the beautiful fact that you can see the solution. Not caring about anything else but the perfection of it.”

>- Marco, Book #30: The Reunion, pg. 71 (by K.A. Applegate)

>>54315957
Pretty much.

Despite being ostensibly low power, and fully survivable as an early jump, Animorphs is definitely a setting to play it safe in early game.

>>54315959
You know what's even more fucked? It seems like they've found a way to avoid Crowley's surveillance and go behind his back. As far as anyone can tell, none of that bullshit was part of his plans, he doesn't even know it happened. Crowley, planner and schemer extraordinaire, mimetic Keikaku master.

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What happens if I take the hogyoku and import it as my steven universe gem?

>>54316109
Speaking of which, do we have perks to fuse powerful artifacts somewhere in the chain?

>>54316120
There is one in chocobo dungeon, the witches pot. You toss in two items and they get combined into one item, though it does cause each to have a slight loss of power.

If you copy them a bunch of times and toss the copies in it should even out again, at least in my opinion. Could be wrong I guess.

I don't get CYOA.
Is this free form rpg?
Or are you guys just day dreaming?

Help me understand how and why you guys play this, please.

Does Portamancy from Shadow Ops allow for travel between two locations in the same dimension, or does it only work between two different dimensions?

>>54315957
Also, avoid the organization known as the Sharing. It's a forced recruitment drive posing as a wildly successful support group for people of all ages.

>>54315976
That quote has stuck with me for years. Marco always seemed like the one who really understood the gravity of the war.

>>54316161
Its basically guided daydreaming and such though some people (I do this) use it as a writing prompt.

However my writing is so terrible nobody will ever see it.

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What jumps allow import of all companions? Is there like a list for it, because I really want to boost my magical girl army.
So far I got:
Zootopia
World of Warcraft
Is it Wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?
The Gamer
and Generic Xianxia jump

>>54316163
In setting it requires you to make a stop in the other side of the portal first.

So if you want to go to dc but you are in texas you have to hop over to the other world and open a portal to dc from there.

Portomancy is super useful in other ways though as well because its basically a cut anything blade when you get good with it.

>>54316109
What do you fucking think happens? God, I hate these "what happens if I take Power Source X and make it part of me" questions. If you know enough about it to want it inside of you, you probably can guess what it would do and don't need to bother other people. Are you that frightened of being considered a powerwanker that you need thread approval on the most obvious plans?

>>54316161
It's pure, unfiltered autism. Either you'll get it or you won't. If you don't, congratulations you're mentally well-adjusted.

>>54316161
Basically, each prompt gives you points to buy abilities and gear, then drops you into a fictional universe for ten years. Once that's done, you get to go to another fictional universe and repeat the process. Some people write about what they do in each place they visit, but it's not strictly necessary.

>>54316166
Chin up, anon! Everybody starts somewhere, and your writing will only get better with time.

>>54316161
It's an RPG where you play with yourself and then discuss it with an internet forum where they yell at you for not twisting a bit on your way to the tip, and then some guy chimes in he goes underhand because he likes the challenge and the rest of you aren't challenging yourself.

>>54316169
Forgotten Realms, as the capstone for nobles, I think.

>>54316175
My problem is I know how the hogyoku works but not how steven universe works anon. Not everyone has seen the show.

>>54316169
killing floor.

>>54316190
Crystal Gems are alien sentient rocks that can project a magic space lesbian body. Being rocks, they're pretty much indestructible, and being lesbians, their kryptonite is inter-lesbian drama.

>>54316169
Soul Eater comes to mind.

>>54316173
Hmm. Do you think taking Raw Power + Incredible Control would do away with that?
I can't seem to decide between Portamancy and Negramancy for my second school. Considering you seem to know about the setting, what's the scope and scale of Negramancy? I know about the portal trick, but can it affect magic, the air itself, or is it possible to just surround yourself with an "aura" so to speak that makes anything crumble to dust that enters it?

>>54316215
>Crystal Gems are alien sentient rocks that can project a magic space lesbian body. Being rocks, they're pretty much indestructible, and being lesbians, their kryptonite is inter-lesbian drama.

I have watched every episode of this show and that is like 90% accurate.

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Um, I'm the guy making the Generic Steampunk Jump. I'm only halfway through the perks so I'm really sorry if you're disappointed.

>>54316246
>what's the scope and scale of Negramancy? I know about the portal trick, but can it affect magic, the air itself, or is it possible to just surround yourself with an "aura" so to speak that makes anything crumble to dust that enters it?


The one who uses it in setting does exactly that, when she escapes she just walks i to the jungle melting (rotting) literally everything in her path. Though its more like most things rot into slime.

Negramancy is some really really potent stuff.

>>54316254
>>54316215
>>54316190
1. The rock Lesbians aren't necessarily alien,a good hundred at least are from Earth.
2. They are only a bit more durable than the rock that forms There "core"
3.at least one of them Was bisexual
4.they are very very emotional if they haven't spent centuries building upwalls So yes relationship drama is quite effective Against them.

>>54316277
>>54316246
To add she also has fine enough control to rot a tiny bomb inside a persons heart safetly enough to not harm the peraon while destroying the bomb, whether thats true or not it is what she claims.

In fact they never really beat her, she committed suicide at the end.

>>54316277
>slime
And just like that Portamancy wins. I don't need no slimy stuff, even if it's only the things I destroy.

>>54316273
Could you add a setting that really is just magitech-steampunk, instead of the one you currently have, or just as an addition?

>>54316190
Imagine the Gems in Steven Universe as basically being living lantern rings that identify as women only they're mass produced and not as powerful. They have hard light bodies with similar color pallets as their gem projected from their gem core, have minor shapeshifting because of this, can make various constructs via the same means (normally just the stuff they're familiar with, like a weapon or simple minded clones) and usually have some form of ability based on the type of Gem they are.

Rubies apparently do stuff with fire, Sapphires do stuff with cold and so on. Higher quality gems are usually bigger, stronger and higher ranked in their society. (Not sure how the system works entirely, but Diamonds are at the top, gigantic and super strong.)

Gems also have the ability to fuse, combining into a new form with different abilities that's usually way stronger than the old one. Ruby + Sapphire = Garnet, a being who instead of fire or cold powers is much more physically powerful and has limited precog. The stability of the fusion is based on the compatibility of the gems and such.

Anyways, I only watched a bit at the beginning and things apparently progressed a bunch so I don't know the full story. My best bet in telling you what you could do is basically "Whatever the gem can already do, plus some unique ability based on the gem." since that seems to be the general scheme to things.

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>>54316190
Gem powers and specializations are divided by caste. Sapphires are clairvoyant, Peridots are engineers, Bismuths are smiths, Pearls look pretty. But there isn't some all encompassing class designation system for them other than "This Gem = This Power". You don't, like, start seeing more high intellects in gems that are more prone to oxidation or anything.
There's some stuff about "gem mysticism", not in the show, but in real life, like garnets are supposed to represent unity and peridots enhance the mind, which are things real people believe and buy rocks for, and Steven Universe takes inspiration from that, but it plays pretty fast and loose with it. There's no big book of gemsona rules or anything like that. So.

If you import anything as your gem, your best bet for how that works is, "Now the powers of this gem are my powers, because it is my body/heart while in this altform." And that's it.
So, the Hogyoku. It causes evolution, right? That's probably your power. You may or may not have complete control over it, because the Hogyoku seemed pretty lax on direction even when Aizen had it, but that's basically up to fanwank.
You could maybe spin that as being like when Aizen imbedded the Hogyoku inside of himself, too, which gave him massive powerups and eventually bit him in the ass, but that is also fanwank. There aren't any rules for this in Steven Universe.

This is all pretty basic stuff you probably could have figured out yourself, hence why anon is so salty.

Should I read Naruto fanfiction?

>>54316336
No.

>>54316273
Aww... you sound really shy. We're friendly here

Unless your Jump is shit,

>>54316336
Maybe.

>>54316336
Yes, it is amusing to see you suffer.

>>54316336
I'm not going to act like we're better than the average fanfiction here, since most of us are too ashamed to actually share any writing we've done.

A better question is which Naruto fanfiction you should read, and which ones specifically you should consider for the fanfiction drawback in the Naruto jump.

If I managed to snatch a Silmaril and make it my SU Gem without killing myself in the process, could I develop a set of powers around being mesmerizingly attractive and burning evildoers?

>>54316310
Oh okay... I'm sorry, the combination roll is sort of for that but I understand if you don't want it to be random. I'm so stupid. I really am sorry. I'll complete some more perks to compensate, please forgive me.

>>54316364
I'm just not very used to contributing. What do you think of my Jump, I hope it's not completely terrible.

>>54316336
Speaking from experience, like 95% of it is pure fucking garbage with bash fics, crack pairings, mary sues, terrible grammar and trash plots galore. The other 5% is a mixed bag of okay, one shots, eternally unfinished stories and a small minority of legitimately of good stuff. That's basically fanfiction as a whole though, not really anything to do with Naruto as a series.

Good news and bad news though. Good news is that since Naruto was a starter anime and wildly popular there's fucking loads of stories meaning there's a decent sized pocket of okay to good stuff in that 5%. Bad news is that there's so much fucking garbage to sift through to find it since there are so many stories.

>>54316336
speaking of Naruto:
could use of the rinnegan prevent an Edo Tensei enemy from respawning If i use the Preta path?
Also: Does the rinnegan allow me to gain the outer path as well or is that prohibited?

>>54316386
Sure, sounds about right. Damned if I'd know where you'd find one though.

>>54316411
Don't worry too much. If people complain, just remember that whatever they're complaining about is easy to adjust, so it's not a big deal. Unless they're complaining about you, in which case they're a shitposter and you should ignore them. This is what I kept in mind when I made my first jump, and it allowed me to keep a level head after accidentally making the thread blow up.

>>54316273
>>54316411

1.Fantastical Age sort of just cuts off at the end
2.most of the time origins aren't limited to location roles I respect that your locations are very very different however, this might set a precedent
3.broken dreams is completely OP and needs to be drastically retooled
4.why no science perks?

>>54316273
You...might need to tone down some of that stuff you're offering. A lot of it feels both unrelated to the Steampunk theme and really, really strong.

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>>54316273
I'm not really a fan of these automatic tasks for a given background. Do you think you could make them optional scenarios or drawbacks instead?

>>54316386
yes, with the side effect that you will plunge generations of mortals, half gods and gods into chaos and war, just because they lust for you

>>54316460
He did say he was only halfway through, w.r.t. 1 and 4.

>>54316441
you could search the ocean, possibly pissing of ulmo, you could search beneath the earths crust and dive trough magma or you could battle earendil on his spaceship for it.

I don't know what i would prefer...

>>54316273
Well. You seem to be dealing with the quantity of stuff just fine but you're going to have some serious balancing ahead of you anon. Some of these perks have...well, the gap between some of the capstones alone seem to be nigh on light years. Still, no point getting into it now while you're still writing it all out. Good luck on the coming stuff.

>>54316460
1. Oh sorry about that, I completely forgot to finish fantastical age. I'm really sorry, I'll fix it right now. Thank you for noticing that.

2. Oh, I thought it would be unique. I'm really sorry if it makes it harder for others to read or make jumps. I'm really, really sorry. I spent so much time on it.

3. I'll nerf it in the next edition, I've already adjusted it.

Broken Dreams -600: Those broken dreams of your own might be able to be saved. You see you're lucky in your aspiration which you should choose now, I wouldn't even just call it luck, I'd call it plot armor. If it relates to your aspiration, you will always be able to complete it unless their are good odds against you. Be warned however that if it isn't related to your aspiration, this luck doesn't even apply. The aspiration has to be possible though thing such as "make America great again" to even "make the best gun in-universe" are possible aspirations though no "rule the world", you'll have the best luck to complete it which is saying something. Be warned however that this perk only covers one aspiration and can only be purchased once, when your aspiration is completed you cannot change it no matter what.

4. I didn't finish them! I'll release them in the next edition, I'm so sorry. You probably wanted to see them.. I'll try really hard to make them good.

>>54316273
A lot of these ages don't seem to have much to do with steampunk.

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>>54316575
1.fair enough. I thought I should bring it to your attention
2. It is unique and it doesn't make it that much more difficult to read, I'm just letting you know that's not how things are generally done and I do hope you can pull it off, you have nothing to apologize for.
3. much better but try and Avoid using absolutes like "you will always be able to complete it ", and beware of using phrasings "like possible" since there are perks that make the impossible possible.
4.that's totally fair and looking forward to seeing the completed Version with them

>>54316510
Oh. I'm really sorry I'll make them optional scenarios. I really should have considered that, I'm just really stupid.
>>54316508
>>54316539
I'm sorry, I know, I'm really stupid. They are totally unbalanced. I'll try to make it right but I'll probably fail...

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>>54316648
listen, you can't be so quick to show sadness around here, the trolls and shitposters will eat you alive, and They go much further here than in many other threads,I'm not saying don't take criticism I'm saying don't automatically assume criticism is an attack or take anything to personally.

>>54316648
You don't seem stupid, just a little lacking in confidence. It looks good, and I'm sure it'll only get better as it comes together.

>>54316691
*Jaws theme intensifies*

>>54316710
hey, at least you're not literally trying to kill me, ill natured ribbing I can handle

>>54316508
That kind of advice without any examples is completely useless.

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>>54316648
Chillax, my dude or dudette. The best corndog in the world started as a humble beef flopper. Just keep going, and it'll get there eventually.

Is there a way to summon items and vehicles from the Warehouse?

>>54316741
By pulling them through your forehead like a REAL MAN with an NP portal.

>>54316691
That's mostly just for you.

>>54316636
They would probably been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like, especially with best skellie.

>>54316691
>They go much further here than in many other threads
Maybe it's because you namefag in this thread, and make yourself a target.

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How would Cauldron and the PRT if I dropped best skellie on Earth Bet?

>>54316754
We've been over this anon: Cosplaying Gil to deal with your jealousy is not a healthy coping mechanism

>>54316741
just have a minion drive it out of the portal
>>54316757
doesn't mean it doesn't happen
>>54316783
that's like every jump maker though

>>54316754
Does it need to have a distinct phallic shape?

>>54316789
>Gil
Literally who?

>>54316794
>that's like every jump maker though
Yeah, but not every jump maker is you. It has nothing to do with making jumps.

>>54316631
2. I shouldn't have tried something so hard for my first jump but I really wanted to make a good jump. I guess that goes to show I'm useless...

3. Sorry, it's sort of my language. I'll try and tone it down, I'm just a fatalistic person or just really lacking vocabulary.

4. I hope for that too.

>>54316613
I realized that. I'm not good at this. I'm just a failure at writing.

>>54316691
I don't know what to say. I'll try your advice but sometimes I take things too seriously. It's a problem of mine.

>>54316789
He's referring to FLCL portals, Anon.

So, I've seem some things about jailbreaking shards in the thread an elsewhere before, and I've been looking stuff up about Worm to figure out what this is about, and I can't seem to find any information on what 'jailbreaking' a shard actually means or how it's supposedly done.

>>54316841
It's from what I can tell just shorthand for people planning to break into the dimension the shard exists in and removing it.

>>54316841
It's bringing out the true power of a shard via physical augmentation, and it's how Taytay goes Khepri. Side-effect of seeing everything through the lens of your shards conflict driven intelligence presumably not included.

>>54316835
>>54316819
>through
>not behind

Well, now I feel stupid. Time to sudoku.

>>54316825
Don't sell yourself short, I think this could be a pretty good jump if you kept working on it.

>>54316841
In canon it happens, I think, twice? Maybe just the once. They get a cape to fuck around with the shards connection to the host. It takes away the shards safeties and makes it more powerful, but totally fucks over the mind of the person it is done to. It was how they saved the day, and how they almost made a monster almost as bad as the one they were fighting.

My memories may be more poetic than what actually happened, shit got bad is what I'm saying.

Since we don't have shards I don't think we can do it... or was that we don't have shards post jump?

>>54316825
>2. I shouldn't have tried something so hard for my first jump but I really wanted to make a good jump. I guess that goes to show I'm useless...

where the hell are you getting that idea?! no one is saying that! You're doing very good for a first jump, it just needs some balancing and your format is a little ambitious.

>3. Sorry, it's sort of my language. I'll try and tone it down, I'm just a fatalistic person or just really lacking vocabulary.'

it's not the vocabulary that's the problem. It's what the vocabulary implies, try and think like a lawyer. and avoid absolutes because absolutes set a very high power level

>I don't know what to say. I'll try your advice but sometimes I take things too seriously. It's a problem of mine.

If you are having trouble figuring out what to say just say something neutral like "noted will correct" but remember we get a lot of samefags and the thread is never going to agree 100% on a jump so don't try and make everyone happy . Just try and make the most people happy, and don't be afraid to ask IRC for help They are mostly decent folks when it comes to the sort of thing, but you need to have a bit thicker skin for jump making.

>>54316841
Jailbreaking a shard is basically altering its connection to the person who uses it, changing the way that person's powers work in some way. The main method is by changing the shape of the Corona Pollentia, which is a part of the brain in parahumans that the shard interfaces with. There are some severe side effects though, as >>54316870 mentions.

>>54316870
I believe it's post-jump that the shard is removed, and your powers become innate to you.

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>>54316825
I like the different ages. Steampunk is a fairly broad setting trope, as I'm sure you're aware.

The amount of work you've done is good. Take the feedback, refine what you've got. Don't be too quick to throw things out entirely.

Ask: how would a newbie jumper look at what the jump offers? How would an experienced jumper look at what the jump has?

>>54316876
2. Thank you, I'm just really bad.

3. Avoid absolutes, I know that now.

I'm just afraid of disappointing people, I'll try to have thicker skin. I just really care.

>>54316855
>physical augmentation
This is weirdly vague. What does this imply? How does it work, how is it done, how do people even know how to do it? There's very little information on this topic anywhere I've looked. How does it work for people with fucked up biology's like Crawler, or just regeneration in general?

>>54316890
From what I've read through the archives, you aren't allowed to do it to your own shard, but I've plans to do it for other people.

>>54316922
>2. Thank you, I'm just really bad.

nope, You're pretty wrong There you're making a Decent first showing,it's just going to take a bit of work to polish it up.

>3. Avoid absolutes, I know that now.

yeah, use things like "massive boost" or "10 fold increase" ,that kind of thing rather than things like " always ", " perfect" etc.

>I'm just afraid of disappointing people, I'll try to have thicker skin. I just really care.

it's good to care,but you have to be careful how much you care, I don't want you getting hurt.

>>54316938
Well, Panacea did something to her brain that affected her connection to her shard. Her shard started taking over her brain and Panacea couldn't figure out how to fix it. Power-wise Taylor traded range for the power to affect humans, which she used to take control of the Clairvoyant and the Doormaker. The Doormaker let her control every other Parahuman that wasn't too much hassle or her friend by extending her range.

>>54316979
So, it's not actually delimiting the power of the shard in anyway, it's just altering the manifestation of it?

Is "upgrades" from futurama at the same level as "technovore" from the avengers: earths mightiest heroes?
What are other good perks to assimilate and integrate technology into myself?

>>54316841
while on the subject of Worm
How can i get more than one shard power? Can i somehow copy/steal those powers or is that somehow impossible?

>>54317077
Have something like Deal with the Devil to transfer their powers to you.

>>54316998
Powers are limited by the Shards for a few reasons. The shard may just want to check on new ways to use the power, the powers can be dangerous to the user if unchecked, the powers are shaped partially by the user when they manifest, etc. One possible use for jailbreaking a shard may be to remove the limits on it, you just have to figure out how to get the big dumb biological supercomputer to do what you want.

Panacea just didn't have much experience in working with brains or shards in the first place. Those were her big no-nos, and the second time she worked on a brain she accidentally mind-raped her adoptive sister.

>>54317094
thanks. Where is "deal with the devil" from?
would "sacrifical bestowment" from shin megami tensei work too?

>>54317077
If you use Sacrificial Bestowment post jump when powers become innate you can gain the powers of your companions. You might use some other power sharing option but it would end up largely the same.

>>54317120
Yes, pretty sure Worm cried when someone first suggested that but he admitted it would work.

>>54316169
Disgaea is probably one of the better ones in terms of raw power-up for a massive group. Outside of chinese shonen bullshit.

>>54316938
What powers are you looking at jailbreaking?

>>54317096
Yeah, I remember reading a post by Wildbro that Jailbroken shards have variable ways they can manifest their effects, but that in general they work like how they would if were being used by the actual Entities they belong to. Stuff like how Grue would get planet wide range and the darkness he generated would never go away, alongside the ability to selectively share abilities of everyone inside his darkness.

>>54317063
>Is "upgrades" from futurama at the same level as "technovore" from the avengers: earths mightiest heroes?

I'd say it's even better since it doesn't include the restriction form technovore, where the technology integrated has to be smaller than yourself and the use of the integrating technology is draining

>>54317077
If you had some absurdly potent analysis or luck skills, you could maybe do the following:
-Enter the jump without buying a power
-Get in contact with Cauldron
-By luck or skill, locate the portion of Eden's corpse that contains the harvester shard
-(By harvester shard, I mean Eden's equivalent of Glaistig Uaine's shard)
-Turn that part into a Cauldron Vial and chug it
-Go around draining people's shards from them, taking them for yourself

Sacrificial Bestowment is way easier, though, and runs no risk of weird mutations from the Cauldron vial.

>>54317120
Deal with the Devil is from Ghost Rider.

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What's an IP that you don't believe would ever be turned into a Jump and why?

Example: Boku dake ga Inai Machi or Erased (An Anime I heartily recommend) and I have no idea how to make that happen in such a way that it's feasible for Jump consumption.

>>54309050
If we buy the conversion ray tech for our ACU how hard would it be to add that capability to engineers and SCUs? My ACU is a big ass ship so it would be hard to collect blueprints with it on the ground.

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>>54317220
The Little Prince, Don't Rest Your Head, Gorillaz and-pic related, specific Marvel Cosmic stuff.

>>54317134
That's sad, we shouldn't make waifus cry

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Jump 2: Crypt of the Necrodancer

“They told me I wasn’t ready. They told me I needed more experience. I told them to drop dead! How ironic.”

The young woman toyed with her single glass of wine as if it was her fourth, sipping at it slowly and already going red in the face. She giggled, hiccuped, then grew serious again. The rest of the tavern was ignoring us. Pointedly. As if this wasn’t the first time they had heard that story and they all knew it wouldn’t be the last.

But for me it was the first and I knew it was important. After all, the void had dropped me into this tavern and my stone had whispered that she was the key to finding the next notes. I had ordered an ale that I refused to touch and waited for an opportunity to speak to the young woman by the name of Cadence.

As it turned out, I hadn’t needed one. She launched into the tale of the tomb below the graveyard of her own accord and even spoke of the golden lute she returned with. A villain defeated and a quest completed with a mother brought back to life in the bargain. But, of course, that was not the end of it else she wouldn’t have been sitting there distracting herself.

Cadence spoke of the tune that haunted her dreams that had even followed her into the waking world. She had felt the Necrodancer’s thrumming in her bones. Even now, in the tavern humming with voices and music from the bard in the corner, she could hear it drifting in from the graveyard outside of town. I left her sitting there, five gold coins on the bar for the tavern keeper to ensure that nothing untoward happened to her.

I pulled my red hat lower on my head as I walked. It was starting to drizzle. Thunder rumbled in a steady rhythm along the edge of the storm. At least, I hoped that was what the booming sound was. But of course it wasn’t, or else this would have been a very short or wildly different story.

[1/3] Unless people want me to spam a little.

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>>54317259
The beat had already ensnared me by the time I thought to turn back until morning. The rain was coming down harder, but I couldn’t get my legs to obey my orders. Step by muddy step they trotted towards the set of stairs leading down into the ground of the graveyard. Someone had recently uncovered them. They were clean and only now was mud beginning to dribble down onto the steps.

Panic set in as I realized there was no going back, no stopping this. I tried away, casting spell after spell in the hopes of breaking the foul enchantment on my body. None of it slowed my steps one bit. As my foot landed on the first step I wondered if chopping off my own legs would end this curse.

Then I was underground, stone walls holding back the mud and bodies in the soil as the infernal music grew ever louder. The beat thrummed in my bones, battered my ears, and slammed itself against my consciousness. My vision swam from the sheer pressure of the sound. I passed out somewhere after the fifteenth step.

When I awoke at some point later the music had died down to that of an enthusiastic, but drunk, fan at three in the morning. I found my legs had returned to my own control again and slowly pulled myself to my feet. My heart pounded in my chest and I tried to calm it with long, deep breaths. And while that eased my nerves it did nothing to halt the irregular rhythm of my heart.

That’s when I realized it was beating in time with the music. I smiled grimly at that. Helen had always joked that I had no music in my soul. If only it hadn’t cost me my heart in the deal.

The stone was whispering to me but I could barely hear it over the music. It told me the basics of the enchantment that had snared me. That everything was bound to the music, bound to the Necrodancer waiting at the bottom of the crypt, even me, even my body. I asked it for a few dance lessons to make my job a little easier. The stone remained silent.

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>>54317220
Ishmael, a book about a telepathic gorilla who wants to save the world. It's mainly a sequence of philosophical discourses between the gorilla and his student, and I can't imagine what kind of perk lines the setting would have.

>>54317259
Feel free to spam, the thread's not moving very quickly right now.

>>54317220
I don't think there is one if only because you're always going to get someone who doesn't care about tone or makes a Jump to spite someone or a character within it or is such a fan they'll make it a Jump even if it's unadvisable. We had one guy a while back explicitly trying to make a Jump because he hated a character inside of it. Twilight got made into a Jump explicitly to have it be the butt of jokes.

My biggest proof for this is Death Note. Death Note of all things was made into a Jump. There are only two possible reasons to make or visit that Jump. Either you want a Death Note, or you want to ruin the plot.

what's a good way to combat illusion casters and such.
I don't want to be completely helpless trying to figure out what's real and what's not

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>>54317283
So I staggered my way down the hallways and out into the main room. Stairs leading down in the center and doors on all sides. Only was showed any signs of life. I went for it and was grateful to find someone in side.

Hephaestus was a large, shirtless, Greek man who could have easily been mistaken for a bear. But he smiled and pointed towards the chest in the corner. There were a few items I could take, though after looking me over he had to admit most of what was in there would do me little good. Still, I snagged the dagger and strapped it to my belt opposite my Runeblade. You never knew when a second blade could come in handy.

The Greek asked me to see if I could find the others trapped in the dungeons below. They would help me prepare for the final assault on the Necrodancer himself. I asked if he know why, if Cadence had defeated him already, he still remained. Hephaestus just shrugged and returned his attention to the forge. That was when I realized he was hammering nothing but air.

I made for the stairs as a chill crawled down my spine.

Background: Adventurer
Perks:
+ More Gold! (Free)
+ Infinite Bombs (300, 700)
+ Explorer's Boots (100, 600)

Items:
+ Torch of Foresight (100, 400)
+ Scroll Case (200, 200)
+ Soundtrack (50, 150)
+ Leather Armor (50, 100)
+ Extra Heart Container (100, 0)

It was in this foul, rhythmic dungeon that I learned just how many ways death has to take what it desires. I was taken down in inched by bites and scratches from a dozen foes. I fell suddenly with a black, boney hand reaching into my chest. I screamed as I died from fire scorching my nerves. I whimpered as my enemies closed in with my feet frozen to the foor. I flailed against the enchantment as a bomb’s wick burned down next to me.

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>>54317156
>What powers are you looking at jailbreaking?
The main powers I want are Gavel(Never take more than a certain amount of damage from any given attack) and Alabaster's(Reset to full health every 4.3 seconds) powers, although I have no real idea what they'd look like Jailbroken, I would hope to be able to disable their effects at will so I could make meaningful change to my body.

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>>54317330
At some point my mind started blanking out the deaths. I would be making my way down the floors and suddenly be back in the hub. I rescued a few people in this state, apparently freeing them even at the cost of my own life. Which they considered noble but I knew was simply madness taking hold.

I had the vague sense that time was passing, but only because the scroll case filled itself for me several times. Without windows, sunlight, or clocks it was almost impossible to tell how long I spent in this place. At some point I realized each of the doors surrounding the Hub contained a rescued person who were offering me tips, training, and even items to take down into the dungeon with me.

That thought allowed me to collect myself a little again. I was making progress. Each extra step I took downwards involved pain, but slowly I was getting close to the Necrodancer himself. Coral Riff, Death Metal, King Conga, even Deep Blues started to become mere speed bumps to my progress. Dead Ringer was a no show, no matter how many times I entered his arena. I was too thankful at this lack of an opponent to question it deeply.

Finally, I was standing there, staring into the ghastly undead face of the Necrodancer himself. But if he was expecting fear there was little to be had in my eyes. Anger, deep and seething and burning, had taken that emotion’s place. I hated this place. Hated the Necrodancer. Hated the monsters I had been forced to slice through again and again and again. Hated even the Shopkeepers who took my coins and cared little for my suffering.

And then the music stopped. My heart froze in my chest. The Necrodancer grinned at me and looked fondly over at his Golden Lute.

“Do you know…” His voice was a rasp that only someone with rotting vocal cords could manage. He paused after every few words as if needing to gather strength for the next. “... truly know… how long you have… been under my spell?”

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>>54317346
“Long enough.” I snarled. I tried to move, to charge, to sink my Runeblade into his chest. The blade was especially well suited for the task and it all but hungered in my hand.

“It’s been… a year… Almost… exactly a year.” The Necrodancer seemed to take particular pleasure in that fact. I tried to review the time in my mind but it had all blurred into a haze of pain and combat. “Less than… you spent… with her.”

If my heart hadn’t already been stopped, it would have skipped a beat.

“The heart… reveals… so much.” He giggled disturbingly like a young lady who had never once made such a noise. “Tell me… why didn’t… you take her?”

“Why do you care? What’s it to you?” I demanded. The Necrodancer responded by producing a heart, red and still and slowly leaking blood. He gave it a squeeze and I felt pain explode in my chest.

“Why? Why turn… down true… affection? Family?” There was a note of something in that graveyard voice. A softening. An emotion. I wondered which it could be.

“Because…” What could I say besides the truth? “I was too scared to ask.”

The Necrodancer seemed like he would start laughing at that. I wanted to laugh at myself. But instead a screech ripped forth from his lips. The Golden Lute sang a single note. Both of us turned to look at it. The ghostly figure of a grey-haired woman held it in her hands. She said nothing, sadness and tears filling her eyes. Then her fingers moved. The song of the dungeon began again, but this time in a major key, hopeful and strong.

He dove for her, but my heart was beating again, the beating rhythmic and normal for the first time in ages. It made me feel like I was born yesterday, like I’d never been broken. I was across the room and on the stage in a flash. My rune-carved sword found its way between the spirit and the Necrodancer. Fingers scattered and he cursed fit to flay skin from bone. My sword struck out again before he had time to finish the spell on his lips.

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>>54317368
A glancing blow to his shoulder turned into an arm dropping to the floor. Blood, black and thick, oozed from the wound to stain his robe. My heart rolled across the floor. I ignored it and struck the killing blow. I barely even felt the impact as the blade pierced his skull and slipped out the back.

The Necrodancer was laughing even as a quarter of his skull slid to the floor.

“You’ll never… resist the urge… to use the… Lute’s power. And so… long as it… exists… so… do… I.” The words grew fainter as the light died out in his eyes, but the laughter continued to issue from the dried throat for long minutes after. I waiting for the last whispers of it to die away. Then I knelt and picked up my heart.

It beat steadily in my hand and felt decidedly odd. I looked over to the spirit, who said nothing but beckoned me over. I obeyed. It stopped playing the Lute, but the tune continued onwards. From this close I recognized familiar features in the face. The nose was different, but there was too many similarities for it to be coincidence.

She took my heart in her hands and gazed at it for a long moment. I wondered what she was looking for. She did not illuminate me. Instead she pressed the heart against my chest, pushing both it and her hands through my armor as if they did not exist. I felt cold fingers fidgeting around behind my ribs. Then, warmth as blood began to flow again. For the first time in a long time it beat to its own rhythm.

“The Golden Lute is yours.” Her voice was a whisper, but pure and lovely to the ear. “What will you do with it, traveller?” The spirit withdrew her hands and smiled sadly at me. She seemed to know the answer already.

I stared at the instrument.

>>54316787
Can the nosell instant death magic?

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>>54317388

It was a font of incredible magical power, capable of capturing souls and resurrecting the dead over and over again so long as it was played. But there were other uses to the magically creative. Just because I did not know what they were at that moment did not mean I was unable to sense the potential. There was no telling what I could do with such an instrument farther down the road.

So I picked up the instrument. It went silent. The whole tomb held its breath.

“How do I destroy it?” I asked the ghostly grandmother. Her eyes were wide, whites so large they make the color in her eyes look it was about to be swallowed. There was hope in her voice as she directed me back up the stairs and told me about a secret shrine on the first floor. Only there could it be smashed and remain truly so.

All I had to do was get it there with every hound of hell in the dungeon nipping at my heels. While playing the Lute the entire time. I didn’t ask why. I had already learned the golden rule of magic long again. It’s Magic, I ain’t gotta explain shit. So the saying goes and every step along this road continues to prove it true.

I placed my fingers to the strings experimentally. I had no idea how to play an instrument, but I didn’t have to. The magic took over. My fingers flew over the strings like a seasoned professional. I looked up, but the spirit had already departed. Whatever had bound her to this place and given her the power to interfere seemed to have faded. I wondered why and knew I would likely never get a real answer.

So I climbed the stairs and the monsters dove towards me, eager to reclaim the Lute for their master. Instead of wielding my sword I sang a sad little tune punctuated with blasts of fire, ice, and electricity that blasted them aside. Had I not been half-mad and violently enchanted on the way down, I would not have suffered nearly so much. But then, that was the point.

[7/9]

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>>54317429
The altar was a plain affair, stone with a few carvings inset with gold in the shapes of lutes. Hardly subtle but it fit this world down to the ground. I paused there, considering, glancing over to the exit. So much power. And all I had to do to keep it was walk up those stairs. Out into the world and into the next. No one would ever be able to find me.

And the Necrodancer would plague this world until the end of all things.

The Lute made a satisfying crunch as I slammed it against the altar. Strings snapped with discordant twangs. On the second blow the neck broke in half, the two pieces hanging limply by the single string determined to hold the instrument together. I laid it on the slab and set it aflame.

The stone beneath my feet shivered and shook like a wet dog getting ready to shake. I ran for the stairs. I almost didn’t made it as stones began to collapse down into the earth. Up in the hub, only Hephaestus refused to leave his forge behind. I argued with him for a moment, but the floor slipped under my feet again. The fool was still banging on nothing as I left him there. Poor bastard.

We made it out with bare seconds to spare. I was the last of us alongside Merlin, who had twisted an ankle in the rush. I had all but carried her the last few hundred yards. The dungeon collapsed in on itself, dragging the graveyard down with it. Within moments, there was nothing but a sinkhole where it had all been.
[8/9]

>>54317443
Just pastebin it ffs.

>>54317419
I don't think so. Neither I think he can kill or 1vs1 Scion.

He would be a really strong parahuman, probably the second strongest.

>>54317443
Goddamn, stop spamming the thread and put it in a pastebin or something.

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>>54317443
Cadence was among the villagers who rushed the short distance to see for themselves what one fool had already run through the town screaming. The Crypt of destroyed, the graveyard taken as collateral damage, and survivors had surfaced. She stared at me as if seeing the dead come back to life. Fitting irony.

I smiled, which did not feel the same as the one I had used a year before, and released my hold on Merlin. I made my way through the crowd towards the blonde. I wanted to tell her I had finished what she had started. That her grandmother’s spirit was now free. A hundred small details sprung to my mind that needed to be shared with someone, anyone, that would understand.

One step, two steps, three, four, and I was falling again. I grasped for the edges of the world, but they slipped away before I could do more than flail. Inky blackness enfolded me. The stone in my pocket sang two new notes to me. They sounded bitter and out of tune to my ears. But then, I wasn’t in the mood for music anymore.

[9/9]

Full Story: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yxsl5wfjxL2uSUp2X4-aYQkxo6MLzOR-zkgb4li1zVk/edit?usp=sharing

Whew. That took a bit of a darker turn than I intended when I first started writing it. I blame rereading The Black Company. But the next bit should be lighter.

How would Shirou react to the holy swords from Hero BBS?

>>54317452
>>54317463
Shit guys it's nine posts. enjoy writefagging for once. It's not like anything else was going on.

>>54317455
Ains has 3 main strengths, his magic which is awesome. His body which is immortal and only takes damage from high lev stuff, and his planning skills.

If he had info Im sure he could win, with no info it is iffy, he flat out admits he is only really able to win so often in game because hes a strategist at it.

>>54317222
SCUs would be fairly easy and Tier 3 engineers would only be moderately more difficult than SCUs at worst. Lower Tier engineers would be very difficult, but not impossible.

As a note, the conversion ray relies primarily on proto-crafter tech to function. This is also your range of the conversion ray. As the notes state "proto-crafter beams (the beams used for construction, capturing, and gathering mass from dead units) gain 10 kilometers of length for every kilometer of the ship's length"

>>54317473
He would project copies of your waifus.

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>>54317299
Someone else here read that?! Nice! Pity I only skimread My Ishmael, and never got round to reading the book where some guy is hunting the Antichrist.

Yeah, a lot of 90s-early 00s literature is just too all over the place for the jump format, I think. That and pretty much anything by Yann Martell, Haruki Murakami, The Iron Giant (and The Iron Woman of course), Oryx and Crake (and it's sequels), and Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell probably wouldn't work either.

Shame there's no Dark Tower, The First Law series (and spinoffs) or Chaos Walking trilogy jump, though.

>>54317473
In all seriousness I don't think he'd have any trouble with those. Standard NP fare from what I remember.

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>>54317452
>>54317463
Sorry. I just figured since it was slow nobody would mind a little Chain writing.

>>54317495
Nine huge posts.

>>54317319
Changelings have a resistance to illusions at higher clarity. Naruto has a perk for it, but you're already strapped for CP in that jump. Spyro has perks that let you see magic, and DnD jumps have the True Seeing spell.

>>54317517
Oh no, is your scroll wheel finger getting tired? Poor dear.

>>54317500
Thanks!

The extra range makes it viable for copying other ships in space but it isn't quite enough to reach land from space unless it is a really big ship. Like Asgerd big. Rather than bring my big high value target down within the range of land based artillery I would want to add the tech to my Companion's SCU or some engineers.

>>54317515
Normally I dont mind but damn that wall of text.

>>54317455
...What in the world do you even expect them to be able to do to him? He has blanket immunity to all damage below a certain level and an ass load of defensive buffs, nothing in worm could so much as scratch him. Moreover, he'd be able to kill literally everyone in the setting including Scion through scry and die with instant death magic, nothing would be capable of resisting it because Worm is a deterministic universe.

>>54317463
>>54317452
The fuck are you guys' problems, worried you'll run out of room to complain about Gilgamesh?

>>54317517
Good for him. I say we need more huge posts, even longer chains!

>>54317173
So with that i could just integrate a green lantern ring as well as the lantern into myself, right? Since it's both technology

>>54317552
Fuck off. I don't see you contributing anything to the thread.

>>54317495
Agreed. You >>54317452 >>54317463 two seem to think writefagging on subject is a bad thing. It really isn't.

>>54317517
So? Like we have this thread as a general for all Jumpchain subject matter. Builds are welcome just as much as writefagging, but builds are in rare supply these days. In fact let's do a little challenge. Wherever the Dice land I'll post a build for you guys.

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>>54317561
There are already robots that do that in DC anyway, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Rolled 437 (1d816)

>>54317592
I wish the dice had dropped properly.

>>54317575
>>54317560
I contribute a lot to the thread, I answer any question i know the answer too and help when I can but fuck you could have done all that in 1 pastebin after the build.

>>54317500
Now does this affect persist as well , i.e., will it be upgraded if we increase the size after the import?

>>54317551
Actually, it could reach land, the atmosphere on earth is only 62 miles thick, so with each kilometer being roughly 1.6 Miles long . You only need 10 km to get the 100 km from Earth Orbit to sea level.

>>54317613
Pastebins get ignored Anon.

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>>54317552
Well... I'm sorry you don't approve?

>>54317613
As someone who used to make a lot of pastebins I can confirm >>54317631, even though I am pretty ambivalent. Also to be fair you didn't even explain what's so bad about having 9 posts about a build

>>54317613
Well good for you. What's so wrong about making a big build?

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I finished 0.2, I really hope that I did good.
Changelog
-Completed perks up to Pro-Science. Next is Magical Age.
-Fixed things up like nerfing perks and finishing Fantastical Age description.

>>54317631
>>54317632
If people want to read the wall of text they will read the pastebin too. The difference is the paste doesnt take up 9 massive posts.

>>54317623
The minimum for stable low earth orbit is 160KM, below that the orbit will rapidly decay until you inevitably crash. True you could avoid this with the ship's thrusters but that is energy that could be spent on building war bots to throw at the planet.

Also the ship I plan to import is only 5km, the Inquisitorial Black Ship from SoB.

>>54317660
I'm laughing at you using up more than nine posts on the argument about him using up nine posts.

>>54317674
A conversation between two people is different than a massive wall of text that can be reduced to pastebin.com.

>>54317660
And you still haven't explained what's wrong with taking up 9 massive posts. God forbid we actually talk about jumpchain here. And no, it has not escaped my notice you've taken up more than nine posts either.

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>>54317674
>not posting I came to laugh at you pic while >laughing

>>54317690
You're just dodging the question because you know you don't have a good answer for it aren't you.

>>54317691
How about because it hides any actual discussion between massive walls of text that you or someone on your side of this argument has already admitted that people dont actually read?

>>54317660
>stop posting in my thread! The threat is reserved for my shitposting only!

>>54317660
Anon my build for World of Warcraft might take up 10-12 posts. I just felt you should know that ahead of schedule.

>>54317659
Seriously though, why is Magical Age there when even the description seems to say steampunk is a minor part of it and it's mostly magic?

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>>54317719
>12 posts
N-NANI?!

>>54317711
Oh my gosh anon I didn't know you had a crippling wrist injury that prevented you from scrolling down! That thing that goes faster than any post does! Also, I don't believe that because I've seen discussions go way quicker without being hindered. And I don't think you really do, else you'd have said so sooner.

>>54317553
Scion would rape Ainz with a rusty fork. The moment Ainz thinks about killing him Scion's PtV triggers and Goldy man flies over and talks Ainz into suicide.

>>54317711
How about writefagging being one of the actual things people are supposed to discuss here? What was so important during that time, and how did it make the people talking unable to find the (You)s of people replying to them while the story was posted?

>>54317749
Scion't PtV is not on auto and he only uses it on things he considered really important. A strange skeleton man with a clock floating behind him is not that important.

>>54317609
>>54317592
Drawback: Hunted by Heaven +300
Origin: Guide
Perks:
Anthropomartial Arts Freebie
Simian Sagacity -100
Hard-fought Harmony -200
Vows Made and Vows Kept -300
Items:
Endless Sashimi Freebie
Temple of Heaven -600

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>>54317742
It is shaping up to be a truly massive, but excellently written, Jump. OOA is doing a great job. AT DESTROYING OUR CP BUDGETS!

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>>54317742
I mean...there's a LOT of scenarios, or so I've been led to believe.

And there was a LOT I was planning to get done in Azeroth in the first place. I remember one was basically "you travel to the bad future where the Old Gods win", so the fight description for that ALONE is probably going on for 2 posts.

I dunno, I could be overestimating by a long shot. It's funny, once upon a time I thought Azeroth would be my big vacation but the more I learn about the lore, the more I realise how much is set to go wrong.

>>54317763
Scion's PtV activates itself whenever he's actually in danger. The only way they beat him in canon was by getting him depressed enough to ignore it.

>>54317673
if it's 5km already You can use the import to make it double the size and if the Engines In question don't rely on Solid fuel you can pick up the dark star generator to give them infinite energy, so that's all stuff you can accomplish by importing it already.

>>54317632
I'll read, and then lovingly illustrate for, every post you make Yorokonde-senpai

>>54317711
Then how about you fucking but your bitching in a pastebin instead? No one wants to read anything you have to say and we'd all rather you fuck off rather than continue to shit up the thread with your whining. Can't read any of the 'actual discussion' for the spam of shitposts coming from your ass. Take your own advice and fuck off instead of cluttering the thread with bullshit.

>>54317722
Sorry, I just find that it would be more interesting to focus on the magic. If you'd like I can fix that in the next update, I haven't started the Magical Age perks so it'd be no issue.

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>>54317773
Nice. I haven't been following its progress, so I'll have to check it out next time it's posted.

>>54317779
That was partly for dramatic effect. I have no idea how long 12 posts translates to, since I'm not sure what the character limit per post is. But yeah, good on you for writing it all up.

>>54317220
Trudi Canavan's Black Magician trilogy

>>54317773
My budget is currently curled up in the corner in the fetal position crying it's eyes out perfectly fine thank you very much.

My harry potter story just to fuck with anon who hates stories

Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull. He turned to Harry, thrusting his bloody, retina-covered pelvis with elfin fervor.

"How does Ronnie Ron taste, master?"

Harry spat out an eyeball. "Like some kid with eyes."

Dobby ducked an astronaut's poison barbed fist, digging his groinsaw into the beast's abdomen and letting the spray of viscera wash over his elfin space armor. The skulls' eye sockets on his shoulders grew brilliant with an infernal cast and vomited a bolt of light through an astronaut; he was thrown back against the deathwall, his flesh boiling in another dimension.

Harry slapped Dobby, who giggled.

Harry reminded himself to kill himself later.

"Master, look out!"

Dobby's groinsaw screamed as it flew off the armor, rocketing through the air like an early dream of mankind. It flew through three astronauts who dropped their hellspears as the saw cut a hole in the ground beneath them so they fell to hell forever.

Now, Dobby."

Dobby knelt before his master.

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

Harry swung the guitar through Dobby's chicken neck. He took the head of his fallen dwarfslave and tore open his stomach, stuffing the head inside. Harry vomited steam and summoned a great meteor from space to smash into Hogwarts and kill everyone there, for no reason at all. A vision then appeared. It was Dumbledore, entombed in his cursed mummy armor, calling Harry from his Moonbase which wasn't on a moon.

>>54317632
Keep posting, we need more writeups like that. It's just retarded nu /jc/ crying.

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>>54317810
hey

tihs is PLAGUE RISM

delet this neffew

>>54317810
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54317810

"Harry, you must rock the fuck out."

Harry channeled his rage through Fuckslayer. The angel blood boiled as he summoned the great meteor, swathed with the blood of the tiny fucklings at Hogwarts, leapt onto it, and flew into space. He encased the entire meteor in a wreath of holy fuckfire and flew through Mercury, killing the fuck out of it. Then he sent Mercury's carcass into Venus, killing the fuck out of it and making every vagina in the galaxy explode, and inside every vagina a booby sang of mortal life's fleeting precipice.

Harry then did fly his meteor through space, punching astral vampires in half with his fists encased in fuckfire and throwing their ruined heads into the past where they bit cavemen on mars so that history changed and now there are vampire cavemen on mars. Harry received another vision from Frumblegore, who was having tea and chumpits with the president of Pangea.

"Care to have tea, Harry?"

"You know how I hate chumpits."

Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading.

"Gumbledorp, if you don't stop, we'll starve, and no one will be around to kill everyone in the universe if we get around to bringing everyone back to life after we killed them."

"I am no longer Scrumblegort."

The ancient man dropped some of the planets he was juggling.

"The worlds have shifted. I am Dumblecop, of the Darkmeal."

He flexed one of his legs, which was made of pistols, and kicked a planet in half.

"Bugger your Darkmeal, faggart of a thousand suns."

Dumblecop sniffed.

"And what of it? Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?"

>>54317784
Not how it works in any case, nor is it how Scion works.

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>>54317561
Or you could go into Green Lantern The Animated Series for Alpha Lantern upgrade.

>>54317829
Harry cast a glance at the book. Unsavory sounds emanated from a particularly damned chapter. He was hungry. He looked at a nearby cup. It had a faded brown film on the bottom. He thought about chumpits

Harry had found some food. It was guarded by three and a million thousandsurf ninjas, for it was the last food on Surf Ninja Moon X. The ecology had been decimated by surf ninjas, so the last food was a cabbage and mustard sandwich. Harry squatted in the ruins of a castle which had been many skulls arranged to resemble one large one. It had been poorly done, with the cheeks fading into an amateurishly executed jaw line. The silent killers of the night had negated their innate advantage by only plying their craft on surf boards. During the day.

Harry was about to eat his cabbagewich when a man in a tuxedo appeared from behind nothing much. He stood ten feet tall and his head seemed wrapped in unwrappable darkness.

"I am Rape Radbury. I write critically acclaimed fiction that always turns into fact. That's why I have more money than anyone."

Harry dug a bit of cartilage out of the cabbagewich and continued chewing.

"Would you care to discuss one of my books? I hear that my..."

Harry fished out another bit of cartilage. It was a cartilage and mustard sandwich.

"You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

A nibbet of yellow cartilage landed on Rape's shoe. He thought about his cousin.

>>54317821

Hey, I didn't do 'nuffin.

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>>54317810
Eh, 2/10, you can do better than copypasting from Thirty Hs.

Also Crack'd Mirror is still the best Harry Potter crackfic. Does Hs have Voldemort's luchadore evil twin? Does Hs have House Elf Thunderdome, or Peter PettigrewXMrs. Frisby? Get that amateur hour shit outta here!

>>54317836
aren't the green lantern rings in the animated series incredibly nerfed compared to the real thing though?

>>54317840
>NuBee
>Nu/JC/
>'NuFfin

Where does this rabbit hole end?

>>54317839
The inquisitors were torturing Harry.

First, Ignatius used the rock.

Then Billy asked Harry if he wanted to read his BDSM blog. Harry was so surprised that his pants flew right off. He was wearing women's underpants.

The inquisitors were wearing them, too.

They realized that they were all men of the lord.

Harry awoke to the throaty grumble of a rape ape.

Not a rape ape, but the rape ape, the last of his kind after the subjugation of the rapeforest. His people once graced the canopy, their penile digits proudly grasping the vines as they swung through the night, their hundreds of sweaty simian dongs trailing a now-fetid memory in the rape ape's watering eye. As his ocular ducts began to well with ancestral pride, so too did the countless meaty members sprouting from the rape ape's every hairy inch. From his eye sockets, ear holes, even his calloused toes, a penile font of cry-juice birthed a deluge.

Harry observed this with consternation, as he was tied to a table. Neither magic nor supracosmic strength would free him from his bonds. Had this creature access to an unknown material of deistic strength? Or did the rape ape have a secret yet more baffling?

Harry squinted so he could see the subatomic strings of the ropes. He began tossing antimatter at them with his mind as a group of children entered the rape ape's hiding place. They were well-groomed and impeccably attired, and there were 5.8 of them, just enough to represent an array of genders and races that would leave no one unhappy, save for the Eskimos. They were on their own, as far as the rape ape was concerned.

>>54317840
You just can't help being adorable, can you? No wonder Val has claimed you.

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>>54317810
cool story bro. Too bad I have been posting links to it for like the last two months when people ask about where I came up with my primary weapon

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>>54317773
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54317829
>"Harry, you must rock the fuck out."

I make sure to say this line at least once, in context, every time I go there,

>>54317858
"Why do you cry, rape ape?" asked child 3.2.

The rape ape, unwilling to hide its greasy primate cock tears, hung its head, and gravity coaxed the eye wangers downward. It tied them together into a bow atop its head, to be pretty for its guests.

"We are bound in this ligature of lingam, brother rape ape," said child 4.6.

The children surrounded rape ape, holding their hands, and began to sing. Harry was transfixed as he watched the children, gently swaying with the song, float skyward. The little ones began to orbit the rape ape, who was convulsing as though stricken by the seizure devil. As the song increased in tempo the childflesh bubbled and merged into a spinning wonder turbine. The fleshy kidmass sprouted hair and groin dribblers just like the rape ape, and sprayed confetti into skies of past and future, setting the constellations aflame with the opalescent of the perished rape apes. An explosion of color and hair left Harry Potter alone and still bound. He thought about sandwiches.

Harry Potter awoke in a pit that reeked of hot sauce. He could feel viscous fluid under his fingernails, burning the tender skin. Everywhere were white bags bulging with foul product. They were diapers stuffed with chicken bones and hot sauce, their foul odor blossoming in the muffled dark. Harry's nostrils begged his brain for mercy. He flew upwards, away from the saucy mysteries below. The smell grew faint, calling him to return. Harry ignored their lies, flying beyond the lips of his prison. He was in a laboratory, with machines that had no purpose beyond blinking lights and soft hums.

"Hello, my boy son! You make a father so good!"

Harry had flown out of the nose of an old man. This man wore a white coat, yet was drawn by the hand of an idiot. His voice came not from his mouth, but from elsewhere, a sad attempt at humanity.

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>>54317790
A... All my posts? I've made some extremely silly and lewd posts over the last year Anon.

>>54317803
The character limit is 2000 characters.

>>54317821
Oh, I will. Don't worry about that. I will keep the larger stuff to pastebin, but this wasn't even five whole pages so I thought it might be nice to post a run for once. I was right.

>>54317800
That'd probably be for the best? It feels like you'd be going too far from the focus of the jump to have a whole origin just about magic, when the jump should be all about steampunk.

Also, since when are nanomachines steampunk?

>>54317878

"I know you'll do so well! Now you choose!

The man reached into his coat and laid out three diapers, each brimming with the spicy bones of the nose prison. He removed his head and stuck it on a spike on the counter, to keep it from rolling away. The diapers began to stir as creatures clawed out of bony wombs. Arrayed before Harry was a turtle, the reptilian body so frail that it seemed an afterthought to the shell, a bald weasel with toothpicks for legs, and a wrinkled thumb in a glass of water. The old man's head called out from the spike.

"Everyone has one! Make your best friends for life!"

Harry drank the glass of thumb water and spat the thumb at the old man's head.

Severus Snapplebottom began his life as a hand on which were perched each of the five first presidents of a country called America. The first two presidents, Geheb and Swonash, were turned into ashes by a passing wave of fast food regulation. Their ashes were consumed by children in various Wendy's establishments. Each plastic packet was a coffin for their memory, and no one knew their name, even though they were listed on the ingredient list. These children became soldiers in wars fought for control of who had all the bullets. Whoever shot the most bullets the fastest won.

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>>54317854
Not incredibly. However you can still use the free ring as a blue lantern ring to supercharge your DC ring. Also you get blueprints on how to do it. So long you own the battery. The ring itself can easily be integrated.

>>54317884
It does kind of feel more like 'Generic Fictional Science" at some points, yeah.

>>54317897
The third president, Wahooley, went to a country that was nothing but a desert with half buried turkeys. Sometimes turkey butts were above the sand, sometimes a leg, or a head. Wahooley tripped and fell into a turkey head, where he was eaten and ordained as a rabbi. He was sent to trim the beards of 157 toads, whose beards were absorbing the water that was used for the next year's crop of shovels. Without these shovels, the peasants would be unable to shovel the ashes of their children from the bullet wars. Wahooley took these beards and formed a lasso. This lasso was a ropey wonder. He used it to tear off his penis and write the 13 commandments of America upon a passing eagle, in cock's blood:

1: You are stupid.

2: Baby, someone cut off my dick and wrote an America with it.

3: If a whale tries to sell you a pumpkin, don't.

4: Your head is an artifice. Throw it away, but don't let anyone see you do it or you'll be kicked out of school.

5: Always collect a ghost's shadow if it leaves one behind. It will be worth something someday.

6: Starbucks napkins are hereby the new currency, but only after they are smeared upon the corpse of a mule. The exchange rate will be 13 mules to one napkin.

7: Taxi cabs will be used to build a pyramid with 290 sides. It will be the white house, and the president will live there for 17 years at a time, while you eat your children's ashes on a bun.

8: On Father's day, you will enter an invisible box and be plunged into the ocean. There, you will enter an undersea candy store, but you will never have enough Starbucks napkins to get what you want.

9: It is all spam, all of it. Check the box and delete it. Now delete yourself, for you are spam.

>>54317906
10: All clocks will be inscribed with the entirety of the alphabet to save time. This is the alphabet:

6+7=A

14*12= B

16 - {eleventy two}= President Wahooley

And so on, until you reach the period, which is the end of the alphabet.

11: All previous constitutions were writ by false writers, whose passing eagles were inferior and whose cocks had fewer things in them. Accept only the American cockstitution.

12: Spend your adolescence as a duck, waddling in a circle, until you become an egg full of dust.

13. All time is a knotted ball. You can hide it anywhere in your body, and it is still time.

President number four, whose name was not a name, but a multitude of hot dogs in the shape of swastikas, decided that he would create the Gilded Age. This was a time in which every edge was embossed with a golden trim, like a wedding cake invented by Thomas Edison. All the women wore bonnets made of butter, and were picked up by their feet and spread on toast in the summer. It was all for naught, because this was not the toast of the righteous. It was a feeble toast, one which withered with the coming of the sun. Not even the crows would touch it, preferring the taste of mouldering poop water. But the crows were put in dresses and sold to the highest bidder, where they underwent liposuction.

President five disliked the conservative leanings of his brothers, so he became an infinite two-dimensional grid of pink and green squares. Each square had a vagina upon it. These vaginas each emitted a spear of light, upon which was skewered an endless succession of planets. Each carried a culture dedicated to a single sex act. The further down the skewer the planet was, the more orifices possessed by its denizens, and the more gymnastic their sexual culture. The worlds...

>>54317879
>The character limit is 2000 characters.
Oh, okay. Holy shit, my endjump would have been ~25 posts long. Glad I didn't post my chain here, honestly.

>>54317855
Nu Zealand!

>>54317860
Uh, thank you for the compliment anon. I don't know how to respond to this.

>>54317922
Harry Potter lay, dreaming. In his mind there is a hat, suspended. It comes unhinged, travelling beyond the dream. The hat finds a sunlit hill, studded with flowers and children gorging themselves on chocolate. Chewing faces are smeared with brown residue. Perched atop the hill on its brim, the hat is still. It rolls down the hill, skating between the chocolate-stuffed children. It comes to one child, and stops. Without chocolate, the child stares blankly at its neighbors, filled with emptiness. The hat points its empty bottom at the child and sprays a glittering beam of rainbows. They encircle the child's hands, transforming them into chocolate. Tears of joy streak down the child's smile as it begins eating its hands. The hat flies into the sky. The child waves a brown stump.

The hat ascends to a palace of clouds. Within, God, bearded and weeping, sits beside a mountain of tiny angels. One by one, he picks them up and tears off their wings. He then places them into separate baskets. The hat approaches god, and the rainbow is deployed. It encircles God's crotch. A giant chocolate phallus emerges from God's robes. Dropping his broken angel, he breaks off a piece of his candy member and smears it on his lips. With a chocolate-studded smile, he slowly raises his fist and gives the hat a thumbs-up.

The hat travels into space. It finds itself before the sun. It is a tiny dot before the immensity of the cosmic fire. The hat trembles. A tremendous rainbow issues forth, embracing the sun like a wedding vow. The fire cools and deadens. A chocolate tidal wave roars from its poles and meets at the center. On earth, the skies blacken. The flowers turn to dust. Humanity expires silently, like an infant in its crib. The hat drifts through space, dreamless.

>>54317927
How goes Dark Souls? Need any help?

>>54317955
Not him but I think you made your point already. He hasn't replied and I swear the poster count just dropped, I'm pretty sure he's not in the thread anymore

>>54317955
>I hope you enjoyed this faggot next Im going to post eroninja starting at chapter 1. Narutos birth. All to spite your story hating ass.

Bet you won't fag

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How made the Heathers The Musical Jump? Because I just found the soundtrack to it and holy shit where has this been all my life?

>>54317924
Yeah, no problem. It does get impractical to post the longer stuff. Hell, a few of my write-ups stretched out to 30 pages. There's no way I could post all that here without taking up most of a thread on my own.

>>54317955
Please, no.

Should I read Worm Fanfiction?

>>54317955
I dare you, you massive cock-mongling faggot.

>>54317996
I'd answer this, but I'm too busy shouting [DESTINATION] at my significant other, and having them shout [AGREEMENT] back at me.

>>54317959
Mmmm, well I got all the perks mostly figured out (Stage 1 anyways) and have most of the companion purchases figured out. I'm working on items right now but it's fairly boring and slow going. I suppose I could take more suggestions for items while I browse the wiki if anyone wants.

I'm also mulling over if I want to keep the extra life/soul recovery special rules since it clashes a bit with the new format having inhuman origins. It's probably going to stay to try and minimize build disruptions where applicable though.

I haven't touched upon drawbacks yet so if anyone likes to suggest ones they think would be fun or sadistic I'm all ears.

>>54318018
N.... no more...
Please go o to /lit/, they'll read this shit

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>54318060
autism

>>54318060
Shitposting.

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>>54318060
I am apparently a horrible person for daring to post Chain-related writing in the thread.

>>54318060
Spite, anon. Spite is happening, I think.

>>54318060
An anon is throwing a tantrum

>>54316378
I liked that guy the other day who want to go some naruto insert and pretend to be aizen.

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>>54318018
>>54318030
>>54318041
>>54318050
Cleanse this with fire. Burn it to the ground, and drown the ashes. Allow the smoke to dissipate into the wind. Ensure no trace is left in our passing. Should a single seed of this blasphemous creation be left behind, it will renew itself, extending its reach into the land, poisoning the soil and those who live off it. On this day, we do the work that we hope no man will ever have to do again.

>>54318082
No you are the good one, the anon who cant into stories is the shit one.

>>54318070
>>54318084
Basically this.

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>>54318074
>>54318064
>>54318058
>>54318050
>>54318041
>>54318030
>>54318018
Wtf is this shit? If you're gonna write your fanfic do it somewhere.

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How do your kids look when they grow up?

>>54318101
It's not his.

>>54318105
Goddamn that is one edgy burrito.

>>54318105
Well, the cadmus clonepanion looks like me. So there's that.

>>54318082
Never stop, Yoro-Sama

>>54318170
Please stop, if anyone wants to read Eroninja they can go read it on ficwad.

>>54318170

You should start replying to others as well so that they get a notification

>>54318179
Im only posting chapter 1, hopefully this will drive off 5he whiners.

>>54318189
Muh dick has shriveled up and died

>>54315033
Scarlet Destiny from Touhou?

Report and ignore

>>54318289
You never should have started.

>>54318034
>items

Canvas Talisman? Velka's Talisman? Mushrooms that can grow into adorable mushroom people? Mossfruit? A witch's dress and hat? The Giantdad set? The Skull Lantern? A bunch of notes belonging to Aldia concerning his soul research?

>drawbacks

Starting in the primordial era, and having to survive Gwyn's war against the Archdragons?

Being infested with maggots?

Being posessed by something dark and foul like Navlaan?

Being declared a heretic by the Way of White?

Being driven mad by the dark, like ol' Ornstein?

All your slain enemies seemingly having degraded descendents pop out of nowhere sometime later, like all the wyverns in DS2?

Being treacherous, greedy and bad at hiding it?

Being griefed by a phantom inspired by a popular Dark Souls youtuber?

>>54317553
Scion destroys countries causally via his avatar in a single attack, from another dimension. Ainz tanking ability is far bellow that. Also, even if Ainz used TGoaLiD + any instant death in his avatar, it would do nothing to the real Scion.

It should also be said that the Warrior is a collection of Shards of the size of a small planetoid, which might pose a problem to damage it, and the dimension where it resides has lots of counter-measures to prevent someone from walking to it and try to do something with the main body.

Also, you are vastly overestimating Ainz's defenses. His fight with Shalltear affected a large area in a forest, and there are more than a decent chunk of capes capable of such destruction.

I said that Ainz would be number 2 not only for his destruction abilities, but for having such a wide range of abilities. But he is still bellow full powered Eidolon.

>>54317784
Actually not. He only activates it once he feels that he needs it and it protects him from that moment on for a determined duration.

>>54317498
Information is meaningless. Scion can vaporice him with a single shot if he thinks it guarantees enough attention to be eliminate. Also, him using magic to break the laws of physics is probably going to get a lot of attention from the Entity.

Also, why people keep saying 'Ains'.

>>54318289
Stop it. You're being worse than the other guy at this point.

What would the interaction between my souls be if I choose Dovahkin scenario and Monster Cat in Soul Eater? I honestly have no idea, would I have 1 dragon soul and 9 cat souls, maybe 8 cat souls and 1 turned dragon soul?

>>54318301
It was important to make that faggot/s realize that multi post stories are more important to jumpchain than his feefees or scrolling finger.

>>54318319
I'm pretty sure 1 dragon soul and 9 cat souls

>>54318316
He's only proving the guy's point now.

>>54318309
>Also, even if Ainz used TGoaLiD + any instant death in his avatar, it would do nothing to the real Scion.
Says you on what authority?

>>54318331
You chose a terrible way to go about it. He was complaining about builds, specifically. You dumping shitty fanfiction only-yeah, what >>54318334 said.

Next time, feel free to share your build not whatever you dredged up on fanfiction.com.

>>54318289
You've already proven yourself to be a cunt, so fuck it. Why not. Post chapter 2 while your at it. Asshole.

>>54318334
Oh fuck off. Youre probably the one whining for no story times.

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>>54318309
>But he is still bellow full powered Eidolon.
Nice try, but I know Worm wank when I see it., and this is definitely some worm wank.

>>54318340
Tgoalis only applies instadeath by removing resistances, banshee cry is the killer and its aoe+sound

>>54318340
Not him but that's how the avatar works. It's a knob of meat that sticks out somewhere, far away and safe from the vulnerable meat reservoir.

Goal of Life is still dependant on a spell that can encompass enough of the target to do damage.

>>54318345
What the hell motivates this kind of post

>>54318349
If that's how you want to go about proving your point, you're no better than he is. Worse, actually, because you prove his point instead of yours.

>>54318345
Nah its ok Either that fuck left or he gave up. Either way I am right.

>>54318319
I'd assume that all nine of your souls would become dragon souls.

>>54318385
Ainz does doce to scry and doe though, just saying.

>>54318394
I want to make this absolutely clear: You are not right. You would have, in fact, been right if you'd posted your build. If you had replaced every "Harry" or "Naruto" with "Jumper" and every "Sakura" with "(insert companion name, because I refuse to believe anyone actually companioned Sakura)" then you would have been right.

You did not. You posted someone else's crap fanfic, instead of writing your own crap fanfic. Know the difference.

>>54318408
I can't read what you right, I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

I assume it has something to do with scry and die. Does Ainz have a spell big enough to obliterate a continent? Again, not the guy asking. I don't think his meat well was ever fully measured, I remember some people said it was about the size of the moon but I can't confirm.

>>54318375
>>54318385
That's not how it works. Putting all other arguments aside, an instant death effect applied to Scion's Avatar would kill his real body regardless because they're connected, there isn't actually any degree of separation between them to justify the argument that it only effects the avatar but not the real body.

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>>54318105
Jumper's got three kids. Roland, Cecilia and literally Tenten since I accidentally daughterued. Pic related is basically Roland, though Roland's got green eyes.

>>54318307
Yeah, I'll likely include a couple Talismans here and there. I really enjoy that mushroom idea. Perhaps. I'm not sure if the hat and robes would be relevant for any of the current origins but taken into consideration. Giant Dad set likely won't be in as a thing since it's a build as opposed to a thing in world. Skull Lantern is good stuff. Aldia is DS2 and I'm working on DS1 Jump.

Yeah, gonna be bringing that one back for sure.

Silly anon, that's a perk. Kinda.

DS2 thing, sorry.

Good stuff, but I might expand on it.

That was Artorias, but I like the suggestion nonetheless as abyssal corruption is a pretty common bad end for DS1 characters.

Jump's not really working on the timeframe where that would become too relevant.

I think it'd be more fun to inflict Patches on people than having them become him.

What's the reference?

>>54318431
>Does Ainz have a spell big enough to obliterate a continent? Again, not the guy asking. I don't think his meat well was ever fully measured, I remember some people said it was about the size of the moon but I can't confirm.

He has multiple world items and at least 1 spell that summons a black hole. So maybe a small one.

Being an epic dnd wizard, I would say almost certainly since he is based on that.

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>>54317220
Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, both because it's not super popular and the fact that it would be hard to make a jump for it, as the magic is never really explained. What can it do? What can't it do? I have no fucking clue, but I still love the setting and would like to jump it.

And Manyuu Hikenchou, which I both want, and will never get for obvious reasons.

>>54318432
That would depend on how the avatar works? As has been said, Worm is a deterministic universe with no souls nor magic. The avatar is just a toy piloted from the main body.

Would you get killed if someone blow up your flying drone?

Does absorbing a dragon souls as a Dragonborn do anything else besides unlocking some Thu’um words?

>>54318431
>I assume it has something to do with scry and die. Does Ainz have a spell big enough to obliterate a continent? Again, not the guy asking. I don't think his meat well was ever fully measured, I remember some people said it was about the size of the moon but I can't confirm.
Scions core is a supercomputer the size of a continent/small moon. Scion's meat well goes much deeper then that though, all together his body would be larger then the universe.

>>54318485
Dragon souls are great for preventing early onset erectile dysfunction

>>54318480
At worst with avatar being destroyed it could cause damage to his mind.

Nobody talks about it but ainz has racial skills he can toggle that make you go permanently insane when you see him.

>>54318432
To be honest I don't know enough about Overlord magic spells to confirm or deny that. Just seems like common sense, like if a death spell lightly grazed your hair or something.

>>54318433
>Kinda

...I'm intrigued now, considering gross worms was a drawback in F/SN.

Oh bugger, I was suggesting things for DS2 as well as DS1 which is why I thought of the Old Dragonslayer. Silly me.

I dunno, I feel unless you outright lie in his description and go "this completely trustworthy and charismatic paragon of bonhomie will charitably direct you to the best treasures in all the land!" kicking him in first would be the natural reaction. Up to you, though.

Yung Maestro, Red Paint, OnlyAfro, Limit Breakers' PAIN TRAIN etc.

You taking suggestions for poss. DS3 updates too, or just DS1 before DS2?

>>54318463
Honestly that's fair enough, I'm pretty sure the core bit of Scion is also "a small one" by planetoid standards if it could be obliterated by something built from scratch, by a bunch of Tinkers, in a reasonably short timeframe since he was still up and fighting while it was being built.

>>54318493
Ah, that makes sense.

>>54318485
Well you are technically gradually coalescing back into the dragon god of time like a bunch of amoebas being absorbed into one big amoeba, but it's a very abstract thing that probably won't change your daily routine much.

>>54318499
Also nah, that's rhino horns.

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>been gone for a while
>come back
>first thing I see is someone copy-pasting Eroninja into the thread
Good to see you guys haven't changed.

>>54318369
Not really. Eidolon has demostrated far more exotic abilities and destructive power than Ainz. Ainz is limited to small island's levels of destruction (and that's by using the Over-magic that changes the terrain into something like lava).

Eidolon created a shield that could withstand a bomb capable of wiping out India, create beams that would destroy mountains and was capable of one-shooting Alexandria if needed. Among other things.

They are both Wildcards. In a 1vs1, Ainz would come on top thanks to magic time-stop and insta-kill abilities, but on terms of destructive power or compared to others on Worm, Eidolon would still be top.

This is speaking of full-power Eidolon, who can also access Scion's fuck-you beams.

>>54318480
Anon, it's literally fucking connected to the main fucking body, we know this for a fucking fact. It's a construct/projection from his main body hidden in another dimension, but it's still connected directly to said dimension, as much a part of him as any of his shards are, albeit really tiny in comparison.

>>54318485
For you? No. And with the perk from the jump, you don't even need the souls.

It does prevent them from being resurrected, however, which is a big part of why the Dragonborn is such a big deal. Normally dragons are basically immortal and cannot truly die in that setting, but if the Dragonborn absorbs their soul, they're dead forever.
It's weird because the dragons, who have no concept of final death, find this completely incomprehensible and terrifying, so they go out of their way to try and kill the Dragonborn so as to prevent it from killing them.

>>54318520
Wait, full-power Eidolon has the fuck-you beams? I don't remember that at all; the most destructive thing I remember him having was the matter erasure ability.

>>54318356
Nice, you got rid of the nerf?

Questions from last thread:
Can you only choose one sub-class? If so, it should be stated in the section description.

Does Overskill work with video game powers from other jumps?

>>54318534
What happens if you kill Alduinn?

>>54318501
Honestly the worst thing Ainz could do is just cast illusions that look like Eden.

There. No more worrying about biggatons when papa bones is a more efficient bully than Taylor when triggered.

>>54318519
We're sorry, this is a new low even by our standards.

>>54318541
Not him but I know he has one power that seemingly straight up erases matter. This is from his PoV of course so he could be wrong, but there's a void that audibly thunderclaps from missing air molecules by the time Scion notices he's lost a hand.