Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1594: Delicious Apple Pie Gelato Edition

>>54157113
JUMPCHAIN, I HAVE RETURNED

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Gelato is always superior to ice cream. Who here makes delicious goodies? Have you done anything with them?

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>>54157138
Run you fool!

>>54157138
Who the fuck are you.

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>>54157138

>>54157164
How's that jump coming along?

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>>54157190

>>54157143
got the infinite gelato item from
... err that one anime on mars with the gondolas...

>>54157239
>pic
Hey, I remember that email...

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>>54157239
>those tabs
what are you up to killzone anon?

>>54157143
If I cook it tends to be large slabs of meat.

Got that meat supply thing from Carnivores pretty early on and went about killing one of every animal so that I could have an infinite supply of all the meats.

I think I enjoy it so much because of all the monstrous/carnivorous forms I have.

>>54157239
>Using grammarly
Nice to see I am not the only one.

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>>54157239
>not hiding your porn tab in the screenshot

Amateur.

>>54157239

I better be able to side with the Helghast man, And also will their be Followers? I love me some foot soldiers anon

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>>54157239
>Grammarly
Mah nigga

>>54157298
>being this new

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>>54157298
>>54157239

>space aids

>>54157275
>>54157279
>>54157298

It's like none of you have done this before.

You're supposed to have the most absurd shit on your tabs.

>>54157298
>actually thinking it's not on purpose
Sad

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>>54157314
>being this new lol XD

>>54157314
>>54157317
>>54157338

You're expecting a Tumblrite to know jack or shit.

>>54157290
>>54157312
Doesn't shit like that spy on what you're writing?

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>>54157352

>>54157239
Have you read through https://lparchive.org/Killzone/ ?

Is the Devil May Cry jump finished? It says that it's still a WIP at the top and there's still old DMC jump on the drive.

>>54157317
Nah, just trying to remember which jump(s) you've written.

...You do System Shock?

>>54157382
Well then maybe stop being a shitty poster.

>>54157368
I use chrome, anything i need to be secure or super confidential to the point of "muh evil company spying" won't come in contact with it anyways.

>>54157404
So you admitted to baiting me...interesting.

>>54157401
I'm actually not the guy who posted that screenshot, sorry anon.

And it is a very similar set-up, isn't it?

>>54157413
The only bait's the image you posted.

>>54157382
How is that even bait? Having funny tabs in a screenshot has been a thing for a fucking long time.

>>54157449
I was actually pointing out how the anon was baiting me by calling me a tumblrite. Anyway I'm gonna chill out.

>>54157449
It's Nika just trying to feel superior to someone else.

>>54157461
...Isn't that true, though?

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>>54157113

Thinking back on a bunch of NES games I've only played on emulators, I considered making jumps for them. But few-to-none of them have enough content for a full jump. Would anyone care if I just mashed three or more little games into a single jump?

With each game providing an origin -

Little Nemo (drop-in)
Solar jetman
Metal storm
Startropics

>>54157461
Shit like this is why your sincerity is always fucking questionable.

>>54157475
Anon was using it in an insulting manner, though, hence why I called it bait.

>>54157487
Less questionable than your birth certificate, you little wannabe abortion. Still salty the 3 people you baited last thread didn't bite, huh?

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>>54157301

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Any tips for killing jumpers?

>>54157478
Pretty sure a lot of people would mind, especially because Little Nemo has a great movie to go along with the game and you're not shoving that into a mash-up jump like it's a third rate NES game.

>>54157517
Find their address and buy a gun.

>>54157517
Just put a sign that says free waifus and powers where you have a trap and watch them fall for it.

>>54157478
Nnnnnnnnnyemaybe?

I feel like you could do that if you got games with a LOT of conceptual/premise overlap and not much unique to themselves. But I'm not so sure about the ones you listed?

I remember StarTropics having some weird cosmic shit at the end. So if it turns out to be like the Ultima series, where it straight up turns into sci-fi, then I guess you could weld it onto Solar Jetman and Metal Storm, with Little Nemo as the odd one out.

Doesn't Little Nemo have a series?

>>54157524
>especially because Little Nemo has a great movie


PAJAMA PAJAMA!

>laser spear appears and kills aku

>>54157517
Mandatory scaling enemy drawback tied to a very tempting perk or origin.

>>54157546
You'll never take my scepter!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bAvSPFQPuU

>>54157549
>scaling enemy drawback
Literally, metaphorically, and figuratively trash. The drawback choice for jumpmakers with no creativity.

>>54157565
I didn't know we ordered more salt today.

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>>54157517
The primary method of battle during The Great Potato Crisis War was usually by taking advantage of young and 'middle-aged' Jumpers, most of whom suffered from delusions of grandeur or were convinced a certain combination of perks made them effectively invincible. A combination of guerilla tactics utilized with multidimensional weaponry would be employed, followed by a blitzkrieg using several different clones of Cardcaptor Sakura.

However, once Jumpers began to use proper Jackie Chan tactics to counter this and using improvised weapons instead of individual combos, this strategy became less effective as battle became too entertaining to take seriously, and agents on the field would often stop and eat popcorn while watching their comrades get slaughtered via stepladders.

Eventually, the tactic was abandoned in favor of using Multi-Dimensional CQC with Chipotle Mayo, but this would eventually lead to The Wormhole Battle. See pg. 68 for more details.

>>54157565
Eh, they can be done well. It's rare, but it's possible. I prefer the ones that give them your powers, though, then you at least have some idea of what they're capable of, and it's not a constant game of "I use ___" "lol no you didn't nyet nyet nyet".

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>>54157535
You have to add "ruling over a planet/universe" to that too to make it extra tempting.

>>54157591
>The Great Potato Crisis War

Ah them's were the days. When men were men. Women were men. CHILDREN WERE GODS. AND THE DAY I LOST BOTH ME DIGNITY AND ME VIRGINITY TO SOME RAINBOW-HAIRED TWOPENNY TROLLOP.

We walked uphill both ways in the glass fields.

>>54157503

Can't wait man, Also I hope for some helghast followers

>>54157555
Is that all you can remember?

Pajama pajama, oh lajamas are sooo~ scary AHHAHAHAHA!

>>54157656
Bear witness to the power of the Royal Scepter!

https://youtu.be/8BB6PqH0vS0?t=2820

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>>54157143
I make a mean apple crumble, following this recipe:

Crumble:
300g ground manna, sieved pinch of volcanic salt
175g unrefined sugar, touched by the power of a harvest deity
200g unsalted Asgardian goat butter, divided into a circle of binding to capture the essence of the Supernal Realms

Filling:
450g Hesperidean apples, cored and cut into 1cm pieces
50g quintessence
1 tbsp manna
1 pinch of Dune-brand spice

1. Preheat the Gaian Bastion to 180 C farenheitfags get out reee

2. Mix the manna, sugar and quintessence with rays of your own light. Molecularly reassemble the butter into the mixture until it has the consistency of breadcrumbs

3. Invoking an appropriate Adamant Circle spell, sprinkle the blessed sugar, manna and spice upon the fruit without breaking it up

4. Butter a 24cm oven dish inscribed with the I-Ching. Spoon fruit mixture on the bottom, sprinkle the crumble on top

5. Bake for 40-45 minutes while using the First Magic to enforce the process of Noble Phantasm crystallisation and the Second to swap in alternate universe portions of your crumble that were cooked even better (or mana to enforce the crumble's concept, as appropriate).

6. Serve with coconut or cookies & cream ice cream. No matter what some people tell you, custard is not wanted.

>>54157517
Start with yourself you fuckin fagot

>>54157727
>300g ground manna, sieved pinch of volcanic salt
Ugh, volcanic salt? I used to love that, but ever since Shadow of Mordor I can't stand it. Orc cooking uses way too much of the stuff.

What can black magic do in MtG besides the usual evil/dickish stuff? I'm wondering whether I should buy some Swamps in Kamigawa or not.

>>54157801
Make and control undead, rot things, suck out souls, summon dark aligned creatures, talk to the dead. Normal stuff.

>>54157801
It sometimes gets used to set up contracts that you really don't want to break, also does a bit of spying but that's more when it is blue aligned.

>>54157801
Not much, unless you combine it with another color. Black's theme is amorality and ambition, you don't have to do evil with it but you're always going to be kind of a dick. But you can be a dick for justice. Black is good at acquisition, transformation, and nullification. It can take away properties from things, resources or strength or life force. I can convert one thing into another, though usually in the sense of resources and capabilities rather than outright physical transformations. Turning someone into a frog would be hard with black mana, but exchanging their wisdom for power or life energy for good fortune is possible. And it can just make things stop, drown light in shadows, snuff out life, bring silence and stillness to the world.

Do we have something like the Book of Life and Death? No not the Death Note.

>>54157906
Yeah, it's in Journey to the West. Not as an item for purchase, though, you're going to have to steal it. Up to you to decide if it would still work in other worlds or not.

>>54157898
That's actually a pretty good description. You just convinced me that I do need black mana in my life.

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>>54157795
They do tend to smoke everything they salt, don't they? Rather like the Danish smoking salts, if the Vikings were the misbegotten spawn of elves corrupted by Sauron's dark will. But yeah, those gluttons go too far hiding the taste of maggoty bread until meat's back on the menu.

Personally, I like volcanic salt because it tends to soak up the more active leylines' energy for extra kick. Well-that and nostalgic value. Last I saw my ex, she was divided into a confused human body, and a fire goddess soul trapped in one of Hawaii's most active volcanoes.

>>54157801
http://mtg.gamepedia.com/Black#Mechanics

Seems to be focused on banishing enemy summons, debuffs, the spookier kinds of direct damage and lifedrain from what I can tell

>>54157906
There's the Book of Thoth from Age of Mythology, which reveals the workings of a god's mind. As the most powerful spellcaster, Thoth would presumably also have recorded lots of Egyptian magic.

Which your in-game commander uses to...be 10% better at gathering wood, gold and farming. Go figure.

Oh, and there's the Book of Going Forth By Day from Percy Jackson.

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>>54157543
Yeah, Little Nemo in Slumberland was originally a fairly ancient comic strip serial, and has been repeatedly nostalgia-mined for reboots. It probably has enough content for a pretty good jump in and of itself.

>>54157991
>>54157543
>>54157524

...Huh.

This is news to me.

>>54157517
Correct them on their power-wanking
They'll foam at the mouth, pass out after a minute, and drown in their own spittle.

>>54158086
Why are you describing what you do when nobody falls for your bait, anon?

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Have you ever been caught doing something you really shouldn't?

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>>54157138

Literally who?

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>>54158151
>Implying you aren't supposed to fuck the maids in Fate

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>>54158151
I have, but I really can't talk about that on a blue board.

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>>54158151
>>54158180
Why is Kuro so lewd?

>>54158101
Knew I should have put a 'this is bait' spoiler in there.

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What fuels your lasers, /JC/?

>>54158247
Energy.

>>54158151
One time Aria had cookies before dinner and Kiritsugu caught her doing it

>>54158154
Log horizon will never get made..

>>54158247
The backing of Fiat.

>>54158247
A RED SUN OVER PARADISE

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>>54158247
LOVE, BONCH.

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>>54158201
Because the other alternatives are drinking blood and actual sex.
And she's Illya's clone and Illya is lewd as shit.

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>>54158247
The sun.

>>54158154
Enchanter a shit! Swashbuckler best class.

>>54158154
I wish we had that as a jump. I want it so bad.

Are there some actual uses for Symbolic Links in Kamigawa besides the minor power you get from it, if you don't plan to have worshippers?

>>54158295
He looks like he just crawled out of the infant universe

>>54158365
>if you don't plan to have worshippers
No, but you're doing it wrong.

>>54158383
>this tired and shitty meme

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>>54158276
>>54158318

I already told you I'm working on it.
Don't be a jerk anon.

>>54158365
Having control over your places of power and being able to teleport between them.

Sensing where worlds are in the blind eternities because you can feel places you control in the void.

>>54157398
Nope, still WIP. Kinda sorta jumpable, tho.

>>54158447
Oh you are? I did not know that. Can we get an item thats a potion that lets you customize your appearance and custom contract magic that works like freeform great magics and is powered by rare materials?

Also I really want the kitsune race option. They are completely random in everything and thats why I love them.

>>54158448
>Having control over your places of power and being able to teleport between them.
It's probably because I'm blind, but I can't seem to find how you would do that.

>Sensing where worlds are in the blind eternities because you can feel places you control in the void.
I'm not sure if kami can sense locations they have a link to, or whether the range would be that large.

Another Kamigawa question. Do you get the free symbolic links that Kami get if you became one with the Jumper of Flesh and Spirit + Acolyte of a Rogue Goddess combo?

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>>54158469
>Can we get an item thats a potion that lets you customize

Yes

>custom contract magic that works like freeform great magics and is powered by rare materials?

No, I will put a Overskill perk, you can use that or take the Scribe subclass and fanwank it.

>>54158447
Any plans to have a provision to not be level 90? Either through a drawback or low default level + level cap perk?

Because that'll decide whether I bro it up with Scrub Horizon or dick around in North America

>>54158502
Those both are what happen in the kamigawa books. Kami are literally the spirits of the places or things they represent.

For instance the myojin of nights reach can allow people to teleport wherever there is darkness and can appear wherever there is shadow.

She also learns how to planeswalk by going into the blind eternities and following her link to night and going to worlds other than kamigawa. She can feel the presence of night.

>>54158543
>>54158447
>>54158154
What jump?

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>>54158546

One of the backgrounds is Newbie, putting you on the level of scrub horizon at the start.
Also thinking into making that the Drop in option since I'm lacking perks for it...

>>54158584
Log Horizon.

>>54158587
What about those xp drinks? Any possibility of getting those so we can let other people get bonuses to their training by drinking them?

Any word from that anon who picked up Silent Hill?

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>>54158447
>>54158543
>>54158587

I'm retarded and forgot to put my name.

>>54158601
Bonus Xp drinks that refill are an item

>>54158584

Log Horizon

>>54158622
Why are you offering shit like real magic and "XP potions" in a jump set in a mundane videogame?

>>54158647
Because it's not a video game.
Probably.
Maybe.

>>54158647
Because it's an SBer. They powerwank, it might as well be their "hat".

>>54158673
I thought Ricrod was the guy that was trying to replace the Dirge jumps? Is SB sniping their own people now?

>>54158647
>mundane video game

>And here's somebody who hasn't done any research to justify their shit-talk, children.

>>54158647
Why do we offer CP in jumP

Why do we offer anything in jumps?

Why do jumps not have a virus embedded in them that transmits your location to a team of Navy Seals who will kick your ass if you open the file?

Why are you fuckers so entitled?

>>54158647
(You)

>>54158647
>set in a mundane videogame
So... I can tell that you don't actually know anything about Log Horizon beyond "It was a computer game" and then equating it to SAO's premise of "trapped in the game."

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>>54158647

You're baiting me, aren't ya?

>>54158673

You can't fool me Bancho, stop this.

>>54158689

I am NOT trying to replace anyone.

>>54158733
Too bad, you're replacing someone. You get no choice.

>>54158733
How are your jumps coming?

>>54158647
>mundane videogame
It's really not.

You're next line will be: "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

>>54158714
Except that's literally what it is.

>>54158756
>He continues to espouse his lack of knowledge as if it's proof.

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>>54158742

... Slowly, but surely.
Work and playing Rance have been taking my time lately.

>>54158740

Why you keep saying this??

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>>54158647

>>54158756
It is actually a seperate world based on the game world where beings feom an alternate reality are farming the particles of mana that the game world generates, the people are really there in an alternate world based on the game.

>>54158780
Why do they have UI then?

>>54158793
The world is based on the game. The entire game.

The aliens copied it whole cloth.

>>54158773
>Rance
Way to out yourself as a shitposter, kid.

>>54158810
So it's not a fantasy jump, and thus there's no point in having a magic system you can take with you post-jump.

>>54158773
>Rance
That's the good shit, homeslice.

>>54158773
Probably because you come off as being really desperate for attention and replacing thirty jumps is the quickest way to get attention.

>>54158821
It is a fantasy world based on a video game world that aliens copied because they neesed fantasy world mana and used it as a base.

>>54158845
Doesn't matter.

>>54158845
Wait, what do they need the mana for if they can manipulate reality on that level?

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Somewhat related: If you were given permission to replace any one (1) jump on the drive, which would you choose and why?

>>54158821
It an MMORPG world that by plot became an actual fantasy world.

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>>54152570
No possible.

>>54152587
It won't reduce you beneath your base level.

>>54153055
Mmm, probably at best you'd be looking at extra limbs similar to what you already have or basic ranged weapons. Better things are possible but it'd be hard to get into a situation where they'd be needed instead of a more basic improvement.

>>54153096
Well, as long as you can get a way to pass the souls your Tyranids devour onto yourself, yeah, a loooooot more.

>>54153244
Eventually I will. Once I've made all my stuff, I'll jump em all.

>>54154494
More then two I'm making. The two just refers to the number until I make my next claim. The next one is Nier Automata and then it's Nier One. Both are aaaalmost to the point where they just need fluff.

>>54155072
Ain't pretty much all that easier to say with "Does this lower your stats as well as raise them?" and the answer to that is no. It'd say so if it did.

>>54155453
I was under the impression that magic was a thing in 40k, sorcery or whatever. Either way, yes, it also applies to other supernatural forms of scanning.

>>54155932
Yes.

I don't think so, they're independent entities that way.

You get extra bits, yes.

>>54156132
Potentially, sure. As long as you don't actively act against the swarm, no other Tyranid will care that you're just legging it away from them.

>>54157478
I don't think you should combine unrelated games together just because each lacks content. Just try to do a smaller jump for each of them or even a gauntlet if need be, instead of some weird fusion.

>>54158773
Better be Sengoku.

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>>54158810
>aliens
Wut

>>54158873
I would redo Pokemon, replacing it with a blank PDF and retroactively erasing Jumpchain from existence.

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>>54158829

But I don't want to replace anyone!

>>54158879
Just finished Isoroku route.
Will try Kenshin next

>>54158821

They literally have a whole arc about how it's their reality now.

You're baiting me!

>>54158873

Code Geass

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>>54158860
It's an isekai LN, don't think too hard about it.

>>54158879
Drakengard is still on your plate, right?

>>54158901
Too. Fucking. Bad.

We've elected you to replace Dirge's jumps, now fucking get on it.

>>54158821
>>54158860
>>54158884
Old PDF anon here, but it's basically this.
>Empathiom
>Empathiom (also translated as empathion and empathium) is a sort of energy source that the Travelers are seeking for their creators. The world of Theldesia is ripe with it after the Catastrophe, an event that the Travelers detected and thus purposely involved themselves with in order to harvest it.
>While the true nature of empathiom is unknown, it is very likely that it takes the form of memories -- particularly the memories sacrificed by Adventurers to revive after death. As a result, the Genius are often seen trying to spread death and destruction in order to acquire more empathiom.

>>54158860
Yeah I dont know why either but thats the explanation they gave.

To be fair I think it was more of a "we are almost out of juice how can we get more" thing and they used what they had to make a world that had it naturally occuring.

>>54158879
Well, to be fair to that anon, it says "rising and falling as the other does". And that seems a tad OP, like OTB even. You might want to rethink that.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>54158873
Erll, since I can only choose one...
1 Hellgate: London
2 Forgotten Realms
3 Familiar of Zero

>>54158915
>Travelers
>The Travelers are an artificial life form created in order to find Empathium. The world that their creators came from had run out of Empathium before they fully realized that Empathium was necessary to create more Empathium; as a result, the Travelers were created to search out Empathium from different universes. They created something known as the "Backdoor," a mathematical phenomenon that would be used to find other universes with Empathium. Using it, they were involved with the Catastrophe, knowing full well what would happen.
>The universes are usually tied to several common rules. First, only one intelligent life form exists per universe. Second, the Law of Providence Horizon states that no two intelligent life forms can coexist in the same universe. Third, the Law of Contradiction dictated that before a contradiction could occur, one of the life forms would cease to exist. As a result, normally the Travelers' search would end in failure. However, the world of Theldesia was an exception as a result of the Catastrophe, which caused three forms of intelligent life to exist in the same universe. According to the Law of Providence Horizon, two of these three life forms should not exist here.
>The Genius immediately began harvesting Empathium when they arrived on Theldesia as a result of their orders, while most of the Fools are observing.

>>54158873
Pokémon.

So that I can procrastinate and never get it done, which would retroactively mean JumpChain never gets started.

>>54158873
Steven Universe in a heartbeat.

>>54158924
>OTB
Anon, it at most makes you twice as strong. It won't be boosting you into a level that's truly that far beyond you.

>>54158873
Girls und Panzer. It's probably my autism acting up again, but there's just something about it that rubs me the wrong way

>>54158873
I'd rather just delete the drive.

>>54158901
You're just the latest person that's been tossed into the pool. If you want to blame something, go shout at Dirge on SB for making sub par jumps.

>>54158905
Of course. After I make my next claim, I'm going to try and hold off for a while to finish my claims and update my oldest jumps.

>>54158924
Oh, point. Was more meant to refer to falling after it's risen. Is it OP? I wouldn't have said it any worse then the other scaling perks that work the same way and it is actually based on an ability the Doom of Malantai has. Directly even.

>>54158926
>Hellgate: London
Go ahead I really dont mind, but I would prefer the caps at least stay around so peoples builds dont get destroyed too badly.

>>54158901
Stop responding to the people accusing you of replacing people or jumps. The sole thing they want is your acknowledgement and enmity.

>>54158879
As someone who doesn't know how Tyranid biology works, how do they get more ammunition, especially for the weapons that shoot giant spikes? Do they have a reserve of shots they draw on somehow or can they only shoot two or three times?

>>54159040
It's just them or their separate weapon lifeforms producing it. Natural process, like how you or I sweat.

>>54156969
>Many more doublings. The Sun is over 865 thousand kilometers in diameter. It's possible with the Titanfall ship import, though.
So out of curiosity, I crunched some numbers for plan:
The sun is actually a warship.
The sun is 864,575.9 mi in diameter.
I could'd find a exact diameter for the Asgerd class planetoid, but if it's approximately 25 larger than the moon, the moon is 2,159 miles in diameter, so an Asgerd would be 2,698.75 miles.
Or the Sun is about 320 times larger than the Dahak Scenario reward.
Titan fall can make something is bit over 57 & 2/3 times larger by taking size increase (length) ten times and size increase (width) ten times and choosing to keep proportions to also increase height.
Experimental ACU can triple that to 173 times as large.

Is there another jump that can increase size besides Five Star Stories?

>>54158773
>Rance
PDF anon again, I'm worried for you but still hopeful for the Jump. If you've got the light novels I found some notable page notes I took earlier.

Volume 1
Page 94 - Sub-Classes
Page 99 - Ingame Stamina
Page 130 - Fairy Rings
Page 133 - Strategist Thinking
Page 148 - Griffin Mount Whistle
Page 154 - Griffin Ability Restriction
Page 160 - Magic Bag
Page 198 - Healer Vanguard Combo

Volume 2
Page 17 - Scribe

>>54159019
Not him, but it seems alright. As you said, it's not really any worse than the scaling perks we have. It pretty much just lets you apply your physical strength to psionics and vice-versa... which makes you to do maybe slightly more than you already could. We also have several psionics perks that scale directly from strength, so eh.

>>54158873
No one will do anything about it. We've seen it with dozens of jumps now and only one replacement has gone through. The other ones just sit there.

>>54159070
Five Star Stories doesn't increase size. It's just part of the meme because people kept repeating it over and over. It's just Titanfall and Experimental ACU

>>54159050
So they just have a biology that metabolises nutrients into ammo? That sounds kinda metal. My gun shits bullets.

>>54158957
>>54159019
Eh, y'all have a point. Not that OP, then. And I guess it requires you to obtain that level of strength anyway.

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>>54159072

>I'm worried for you

...Why?

>If you've got the light novels I found some notable page notes I took earlier

Thanks. I will revise them. If you can tell me more in the IRC would be great.

>>54159007
>go shout at Dirge on SB for making sub par jumps.

Why you guys hate Dirge so much?

>>54159118
Yeah, Tyranids are pretty much entirely purposed for war after all.

>>54159118
Some of the guns are actually the hives for critters, which are the ammo used in the gun.

>>54159138
>>54159146
This keeps getting better and better.

>>54159129
We really don't.

It's a few hardcore, uber-butthurt autists. We're talking the kind of autistic they don't talk about on TV because they make all other autistic people look bad.

>>54159114
>Size Modifications – 100/200/300/400/500 Feathers

>Adapting the size of your machine isn’t too difficult, though it’ll become progressively harder to do so, simply because systems need to be rerouted and size compensation needs to be taken into account. With that in mind, for each purchase that you make of this, we’ll be able to increase the size of your machine by a quarter of its current size.

Get fucked, you cunt.

>>54158915
>>54158930
So it's a "trapped in an alternate reality based off of a game" story that actually has a reason for that instead of authorial fiat. Neat.

>>54159160
BUT I WANNA BE IN THE RIGHT

STOP PROVING ME WRONG

>>54159138
Hey Val.

My only exposure to Tyranids is through some of the videogames, and in them some of the nids have organic plasma rifles, or laser rifles? I'm not sure, point is they had energy blasters. Is this something you might add to the jump, or are they 'non-canon'? The closest thing I can see is an option to be able to spew plasma at people.

>>54159160
Cite your sources, that's not right at all.

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>>54159129
The shitposter...it's the shitposter...

Pic unrelated

>>54158873
Jojo, so we can finally get a stand supplement. The parts probably would have also been split into separate jumps if it had been made nowadays. Maybe add 7th Stand User and Eyes of Heaven scenarios too.

>>54159129
Saying a person made sub par jumps doesn't mean you hate them anon. This isn't a hug box where everyone gets kisses and pats for their autism. If the jumps are sub par, they're sub par.

>>54159160
Good luck getting the jumpmaker to make a ruling on what can be considered machines or not.

Am I the only one who thinks Racial Appetite from the Tyranids super cheap for how powerful it is?

>>54159070
>Titan fall can make something is bit over 57 & 2/3 times larger by taking size increase (length) ten times and size increase (width) ten times and choosing to keep proportions to also increase height.
That depends on how you read it. It says it increases size by half again with each purchase. That could mean half of the original size, or half of the size it's gotten from the previous purchases. So it could potentially get quite a bit larger. Galaxy-sized, in fact.

Also, as has been pointed out to you, Asgerds are 25% larger than the moon, not 25 times larger than the moon.

>>54159205
He's using an invalid jump, what sources is he going to have?

>>54159207
>7th Stand User could be its own jump with the changes it can make to the storyline in 1 and the possible changes in the plot of the upcoming game

>>54159205
...
You are single-handedly more retarded than a koala, anon.

Congratulations, may you never fucking breed and let us pray your genetic line dies out.

>>54159207
I don't think a stand supplement is a good idea, imo, but separating into seperate parts + 7th Stand User and Eyes of Heaven scenarios sound good

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>>54159166
It also has cute daughterus
So that's nice

>>54159200
Tyranids have bio-plasma weapons that are literally fused with their, basically what's in the game in pretty true to lore. So you should be able to get them.

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What jump allows for the best creation of magical items that can be given to others? I would like to make something magical that can stand up to high end tech stuff.

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>>54159206
>The shitposter...it's the shitposter...

I'm not the shitposter!!! How rude!!

>>54159218
I think it's fine.

>>54159138
Does Racial Appetite work with the ranged weapons that shoot spines etc or is it melee and psychic damage only?

>>54159218
Yes. Are you an idiot?

>>54159200
Er, maybe? I'll have a look and see if I can find what you're talking about. It might just be them adding an effect to make the shots Tyranid weapons fire more cool to look at.

>>54159249
I wasn't calling you a shitposter, it's the shitposters screeching about dirge.

>>54159200
Unit-scale Tyranids don't have long ranged bioplasma. Tyranid ships do, but the individual combat forms have short range. Is it possible the "laser" was just a special effect like speed lines denoting the movement of the projectile?

>>54159207
Well, good luck ever getting JoJo's anon to okay anything regarding /jc/.

We shat on them hard enough to chase them off back when JumpChain was new.
IRC tried to actually badger them IRL to come back.
The one time they did come back to say good-bye to people they missed, Tera sperged hard enough to literally finish burning the bridge.

You won't even find their old friends here respecting them.

>>54159166
It should be noted that the Travelers can also co-opt elements from the game for themselves.
Shiroe's test server character wandering around is one of them.

>>54159250
Long as it's part of your body, then ranged would work too.

>>54159248
I think it's Marvel Magic that lets you make Mjolnir tier items. That's pretty high end.

>>54159070
Those two and FSS are the core of the Biggus Dickus formula, yeah. There's probably another size increaser somewhere but those three are the ones people always go to.

If you wanna get fancy, you could use some of the biological size increasers- I do believe FFXIII has one- alongside with that one virus from LoT that can make machinery partly-biological.

>>54159229
The biggest issue with making 7th a separate jump is that it's just "stardust crusaders with an OC and a background plot." I'm not saying it can't be done, but I think it looks like it would be difficult.

>>54159271
They fired fairly short range burst of green energy. I think that >>54159243 is right, some sort of bio-plasma?

>>54159261
Ok, thanks for taking a look.

>>54159234
>I don't think a stand supplement is a good idea
I think that some set of guidelines might be handy for people who have trouble coming up with stuff, but I understand why other people might benefit more from a free-form approach.

>>54159284
It would sadly be another fanfic jump debacle. Honestly, it is just a matter of time before someone decides to do another Jojo jump and produce a bigger shitstorm than when the new DBZ jump was released
>>54159272
I know this may be using for shitposting bait, but why did /jc/ chase him off?

>>54158873
Forgotten Realms.

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>>54159274
...I kinda wonder what happens if you complete the Tyranids scenario and then take a continuity drawback in another 40k jump.

Keep your fleet in time-locked storage, and you've got an entirely empty galaxy... Except for the Necrons. And maybe still Chaos, possibly?


Anyway, onto my actual question... What could we do with the Hive Fleet's psychic might? I'd kinda guess that kind of massive amounts of psychic power is going to have some trouble with finesse?

Would we be radiating a shadow in the warp too?

>>54159349
Because of the dumbest fucking reason.

Someone was trying to push a supplement, and Brutus said "naw, not looking at it until it's finished" in IRC.

Back then, thread and IRC had the worst hatred, and so some enterprising asshole looked at his statement, edited it to "Naw, not looking at it," then went to thread screaming IRC Censorship.

JoJo tried to get shit calm. And because of Thread and IRC hating each other, everybody just collectively told JoJo to solidly fuck off and get out, as they were having entirely too much fun shitstorming.

... As we can see, JoJo took that idea to heart, went "No fuck this shit."

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>>54159248
First magic in Fate. enough mastery and you can probably pull out anything you can think of.

>>54159349
>I know this may be using for shitposting bait
I'd be more sympathetic if your post didn't reek of bait.

>Says that another shitstorm is inevitable
>Goes along with the language that lumps everyone together and condemns them

>>54159349
It's an old, sad story based entirely on a misunderstanding.

>>54159349
Because people here don't really know or care about each other and some people find it cheap fun to shit on a person until they get so mad that they leave. You can try to argue that you do care and you'd love to marry these namefags IRL and give them the nurture and attention they want, but that's probably not going to be true. Strangers shitting on strangers is pure 4chan.

>>54159314
Some stands don't follow even the hard rules set down. A guide is fine, but a mechanical point buy supplement like the servant supplement won't work.

>>54158873
Pokemon.

It'd be replaced by a nearly identical jump, omitting only the "you must take Pokemon first" clause and including a +0cp drawback that lets you opt for non-sapient pokemon, limiting them to animal level intelligence, but preventing them from consuming companion slots. I'd also add a canon companion option.

>>54159300
>They fired fairly short range burst of green energy. I think that >>54159243 is right, some sort of bio-plasma?
When you say "burst", what do you mean? Was it a coherent projectile with a wispy tracer effect? Because if so, that green plasma look might have been meant to be acid. I'm looking at some videos of Dawn of War right now, the various acidified ranged weapons (looked up the various units, too, the wiki says what their guns are. Very handy) have that special effect.

>>54159406
Oh, that could be it. I was sure it was plasma...

I will try to find something to confirm it, but you may be right.

>>54159383
No, the IRC and thread did not hate each other. The thread hated the IRC, the IRC was just sort of bemused by the process given that they posted in the thread, too. It's not like it was two separate communities.

>>54159381
You would be radiating the shadow yes. As for what you can do...up to you really. Over time, you'll get better at using all that power and more finessey at it.

>>54159226
>It says it increases size by half again with each purchase
I was assuming standard compounding multiplicative results already.
1 x 1.25 = 1.25 (and costs 100 ship points, 50 cp in making a wider, 50 cp in making it longer, with the update post implying taking both equally can keep the ship proportions to make height increase as well instead of a disk shape)
1.25 x 1.25 = 2.25 (200 SP used)
2.25 x 1.25 = 3.375 (300 SP used)
3.375 x 1.25 = 5.0625 (400 SP used)
5.0625 x 1.25 = 7.59375 (500 SP used)
7.59375 x 1.25 = 11.390625 (600 SP used)
11.390625 x 1.25 = 17.0859375 (700 SP used)
17.0859375 x 1.25 = 25.62890625 (800 SP used)
25.62890625 x 1.25 = 38.443359375 (900 SP used)
38.443359375 x 1.25 = 57.6650390625 (1,000 SP used)
That is ALL the SP, anon. It's not getting any larger.

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>>54159405
But would you be enough of an absolute madman to add a Nuzlocke drawback?

Note, don't actually do that.

>>54159442
That's actually a good drawback.

>>54159422
The relationship between IRC and thread back then was basically the same one that thread has with SB now. They just switched targets when the IRC became the /jc/ clubhouse.

>>54159434
Two problems with that. One, "half again" would be x1.5. Two, you can convert CP to SP at a ratio of 1:4. Meaning that with a 600CP drawback limit, 1000CP to start, and 400CP to import a ship with a bonus of 1000SP for that, you actually have a total of 5800SP. At 50SP per size increase, that's 116 purchases. Split it between length and breadth and you get 58 for each. 1.5^58 is over 16 billion.

>>54158994
Isn't there something that says that you have to do something tankery related during your stay, even after you finished schooling, or did I read everything wrong. Again.

>>54158873
Mass effect. Even quicksilver admitted it was shit.

>>54159432
What is the supression ability of the perk bought Shadow based on? Does it scale with anything or is it always stuck at the same point.

Are there perks to let you get away with speaking in an incredibly dramatic fashion?

>>54159493
Probably. Sounds like something that would be in it. Admittedly, I haven't read the doc in a while

>>54159503
Just go make Andromeda

>>54159442
Actually, that'd be pretty great.

Does anyone remember which jump it is that offers a gun that scales with the Jumper's power?

I know for a fact that it exists, but I can't for the life of me recall which jump it was from.

>>54159188
>>54159226
Anon didn't think it was 25 times larger. Look at anon's math, the result uses 25%, anon just left out the % sign in the post

>>54159552
The Gamer jump has a set of guns that do something like that.

>>54159513
The thing it's named after. Wouldn't scale, since it's a unique ability to you based on what happens when loads and loads of the Tyranids get together.

>>54159493
Yes. SJ-Chan brooked no non-tank activities in GuP.

>>54159530
Yeah its right there in the 'What You Are' part.

"In one way or another, you must remain associated with Tankery for the entire jump. Failure to do so will bring your chain to an end. On the other hand, no one gets killed in this jump, so you don’t have to worry about that."

>>54159493
Yes, see the notes/drawbacks towards the end.

>>54158873
None, because that would take effort. At most I might help with an SU replacement.
>>54159248
Maker from Darksiders is pretty good.

>>54159583
It seems that >>54159406 was correct. I mis-remembered and got the acid/venom attacks mixed up with the bio-plasma spit thing that the jump already has. My mistake.

>>54159660
No worries anon.

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>>54159628
>Maker from Darksiders is pretty good

The problem with makers is I never know exactly what a maker can do, what is the top of what average makers can make?

Is there a 4th of July jump? Can there be one?

Alternatively, which jump has the best fireworks?

>you are banned!
>ban expired a month ago
>for something in /mu
>never heard of it
Dafuq?

>>54159731
If they have some power source and a forge there is literally nothing a maker could not make given time to hammer out what they want. Their armor and weapons are magical tools that both heaven and hell fear and envy. When makers die they are too old to be sent to any realm of the dead so other makers use their heart stone which contains their soul to forge the dead into titanic constructs that retain their memories.

So basically if you can imagine it chances are a maker could make it.

>>54159765
Good luck making the most AMERICAN jump in the drive

>>54159765
IP caught a ban. It happens a lot especially on mobile. I get it a lot for shit posted on /u/ or /c/

>>54159731
Average makers? Their upper end are giant stone golems powered by the souls of their dead, and weaponry that make angels and demons go "OH SHIT RUN."

They've also made entire worlds, but that seems like more of a group effort + upper end deal.

>>54159765
>Alternatively, which jump has the best fireworks?
I've been trying to make a Fireworks quirk in Hero Academia, but I can't decide if it's better to get it with Graffiti+Airburst for range, or Graffiti+Explosion for the required explosiveness, but with shitty range.

>>54159795
Toss be some ideas?

>>54159796
I wasn't even hooked up to an internet, just using my phone.

So... Can you think of anything from the Zerg biology (either a trait of theirs or an organism) that would be beneficial to add into a Tyranid Hive fleet?

>>54159867
They're basically the same thing, if we're being honest with ourselves.

>>54159872
Oh, I know. Just like the Terrans are the Imperium-alikes. and the Protoss are Eldar stand-ins.

I was just trying to think of any traits that they could contribute, since I already have the Zerg in my chain.

>>54159867
The Corruptor's hyper-regenerative-cancer-eaten-magnetism-flight-inducing tentacles.

>>54159867
The Immortal Ultralisks that just get up after dying

>>54159765
>Alternatively, which jump has the best fireworks?

DBZ Vegeta makes the best fireworks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acy6apNBv5A

>>54159867
The simplist ones-drone and larvae

Think about it, they can mutate into ANY Zerg unit or building. Imagine if a Genestealer could turn into a Norn Queen or Carnifex in a few minutes! Or sacrifice itself to turn an Imperium barracks into a biological suicide bomber factory

>>54159867
Zerg are capable of adapting or evolving mid-battle to better suit their environment or make use of new genetic material. Tyranids usually have to wait till the next generation and reprocess existing organisms. A Norn Queen that could instantly evolve it's Gaunts into cliff jumpers to cross rough terrain or any number of other on the fly adaptions would be horrifying.

>>54159944
This is why I fucking love how Drone is an acceptable option for the Zerg jump.

Those shits can just be too damn versatile.

>>54159492
>One, "half again" would be x1.5
Doh! The math results is for x1.5. Don't know why I typed those as 1.25's.

>Two, you can convert CP to SP at a ratio of 1:4
But this I totally overlooked. I had other stuff planned to buy in the jump, and a bit of CP to SP conversion would get me over the hump to sun size.

>>54159944
Hrm... GenestealerLarvae?! Madness. Now this would be an... interesting addition.

And I suppose maintaining zerganid hives on worlds already consumed could be beneficial - The shadow of the fleet's passing wouldn't fade behind it, it would grow as they continued from each new stronghold into an expanding force. Especially if each zerg hive were also a Norn Queen...

>>54159993
You don't even need it. Just use size multiplication magic with Infinity.

>>54159867
Zerg have way better biologically-based FTL. That's... about it, really.

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This talk about Tyranid/Zerg hybridization reminds me about the utter bullshit that is biology when you start getting some perks. The thought of mixing the capabilities of the Gauna from KOS with Angels from Evangelion together with the Zerg/Tyranid, and further this heinous atrocity with the likes of starro tech notes from Young Justice, allowing even magic and technology to get in on it.

You ever make a biological monstrosity my fellows?

>>54160111
>You ever make a biological monstrosity my fellows?

Bitch I *AM* THE BIOLOGICAL MONSTROSITY.

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>>54159823
>ideas
Generic middle-east conflict jump

>>54160134
We're already living in that jump friend

Would eating Tyranids power up the Soul Devourer?

>>54160058
Just a minor hangup. Creep sustains itself and a Hive by using tendrils to extract minerals from under the ground. Tyranids strip entire worlds of biomass and mineral resources in their passing, so Hive Clusters wouldn't be able to sustain themselves.

>>54160104
Zerg have psychic wormholes for travel basically, getting those to work with the Tyranid Hivemind's Shadow involved might be impossible.

>>54160164
B-but its been more than 10 years...

>>54160208
You failed the win condition. You're stuck here forever now. No going home, no jumping on.

>>54160214
Could I at least get me fuckin powers back then.

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Feeling really tired of jumping and want to relax for the next 10 years, where to jump

>>54158873
Berserk, because it's kinda shit.
Deadman Wonderland, because it's also kinda shit.
>>54160168
In other words, Do Tyranids have Souls? I'd wage no, because they're largely mindless drones to the hivemind. Genestealers on the other hand, will, but only if they're psychic.
>>54160235
Animal Crossing

>>54160235
CATastrophe
Slice of Life
Oreimo
OreGairu
Animal Crossing

>>54160208
Those are the background's memories.

Regreting that Amnesia+Powerless combo now, huh?

>>54160208
We know it's not the Youtube jump, at least.

>>54160235
Wii Sports Resort.

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>>54160235

Oregairu, CATasthrophe, SoL.

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Tired of jumping, need some rest, probably in a really comfy setting where to jump next?

>>54160259
See the responses to >>54160235

>>54159823
>I wasn't even hooked up to an internet, just using my phone.

... 4chan's on the internet, anon.

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>>54159867
waifus? We made waifus

...Did we have a Division jump on the drive, or am I misremembering things?

>>54160235
Aria. It's basically "Mars got terraformed into an ocean world for tourism purposes, complete with Venice lookalikes, you'll be having a vacation here for ten years: the jump".

>>54160363
We did. Has it disappeared?

>>54160232
Your own fault you took this with a powerless drawback. Now that the jump won't end drawbacks will follow you until you die.

>>54160363
We should have one.

>>54160386
It appears so...

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>>54160363

>>54160363

Red stole it

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>>54160235
You could go to Sitcom Jump, then grab "Slacker" from the Oddball tree, maybe "Show About Nothing" while you're at it, and then just watching people do sitcom things for however many turns around you want to do for that jump.

I'm not going to lie, in terms of settings, having dedicated jumps is better. But in terms of "I just want to jack around doing nothing for however long I feel like", Sitcom jump is really high up there.

>>54160254
Can't find it on the drive. Is it imaged or unimaged?

>>54160178
But it could, if you didn't do the full extraction before moving on. The fleet would instead be a vector of infection, which would continue in the wake of the fleet.

>>54160352
That pic is adorafying.

>>54160422
Thanks. Odd how it didn't show up on the drive. Fairly sure it was accepted?

>>54160352
Enemies? WE NEED ENEMIES!

We wuz kangz. Wuz you?

>>54158873
...Why were there so many people treating this like it wasn't bait?

>>54160551
Because treating it as a legit question and not salting over it completely counters the bait. The best thing you can do with bait is either ignore it or just shrug and be chill.

>>54160536
We wuz wizurds n shieeetttt

>>54158873
Either Forgotten Realms or Blame, Forgotten realms has obvious issues and while dirge is a good jumpmaker the lack of critique caused some issues that I find particularly annoying in Blame.

What are some perks that reduce your nutritional intake requirements regardless of how much you would normally need?

>>54158366
Is that related to the baby dimensions?

>>54160587
Do you have some mental disorder that prevents you from reading? Blame is free for anyone to replace. There's already been one anon that tried, and SJ-Chan went through it on SB as well.

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>>54160111
Actually, I brought up drones and larvae because of the Angela, which used to be the seed ship in the Knights of Sidonia scenario.

Operative word: Used to. Mainly because apart from Zerg larvae DNA, I gave this to the Chimerae/Gauna onboard:

-Juhki/Shimajuhki/Reverse Phase Image Polymer: To assimilate and supplant all of the ship's mechanical parts
-Vajra cells: Energy conversion, space folding, intergalactic communication and faster defence adaptations
-Safeguard biology: By creating a Structural Conversion Tower (Blame!) out of Gauna placenta using The Flesh Is Strong (Hive Queen Quest), I gave them advanced technopathy, the power to create biomass out of electricity and of course-biological gravity beam emitters.
-Imaginos nanites created from Living Metal Shapeshifter cells: More nuanced assimilation of mechanical technology
-Reconstructed Perfect Cell cell samples: Ki manipulation, extreme regeneration-and the potential to grow further in both
-Jenova cell samples: Materia utilisation, fabulous white hair
-Lyrium Crystal Gem pseudo-Cluster alchemic template/Worm Entity data cache (Cortex Command): A bunch of useful adaptive hardlight, wavelength and space distortion technologies for manipulating the outside world by converting the entire ship into a harmonious pseudo-Cluster.
-Symbiote (Spider man and Skullgirls derivatives) cells: Greater synergy with allies and pets, like the humans and Lavosi aboard the Angela
-Symbiote (web novel) biomass: Faster matter manipulation; nigh-complete coexistence between the Net Sphere and the materium
-Gaian essence and large scale manse engineering: Two words-Wyld Revocation
-Devil Gundam cells: Evolutionary accelerant, force multiplier to all the above

As a result, the ship is currently made of flesh, and constantly pumps out adorably enthusiastic magical monstergirl perfect lifeforms.

It's kind of like if the Tyranid hivemind exuded cuteness instead of hunger, and could compress themselves into one ship.

>>54160590
Learn Food Honor in Toriko. Reduces the amount you need, and lets you store ridiculous amounts of nutrients and calories in your body. This will increase as the strength of your Gourmet Cells increases, to the point that if you've eaten at least half of Acacian's Full Course Menu you'll be able to casually warp time with the sheer density of calories in your body.

>>54160641
So much of that is completely and utterly invalid it's hilarious.

>>54160636
>SJ-Chan went through it on SB as well.
As much as one of our shitposters would suggest otherwise, most of us think that what happens on SB should stay on SB. Doesn't really count.

>>54160587
>a good jumpmaker
Good joke senpai. Even on SB he's seen as one of the worst jumpmakers that's shown up in a long time.

>>54160636
>Blame is free for anyone to replace.
I know, bit it is rather obvious nobody here is going to make a serious go at it.

>There's already been one anon that tried, and SJ-Chan went through it on SB as well.
One low quality attempt that looked like shitposting and I didn't know about SJ-Chan's version, it's SB and SJ-Chan so I am hesitant but I may take a look. Thanks for pointing it out.

>>54160673
He's better than your bitch ass, simply because he has the gumption to make things. Where are your illustrious jumps?

Oh wait.

You don't make anything, because the act of making something is foreign to your brain.

>>54160670
Then why are you even talking about a SB jump in the first place? The Dirge jump isn't valid here.

How do people this fucking obnoxious function in real life.

>>54160680
SJ-Chan didn't make her own version, she went through and edited Dirge's version because a friend of hers wanted to use the jump but it had too many problems in it.

>>54160697
Have you never heard of GIFT?

>>54160697
They don't, because acting this obnoxious in real life would get you a fist to the fucking jaw, and any police officer would just go "Nope, i saw nothing."

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>>54160590
Going cyborg in Metal Gear Revengeance? They seem to only need to be plugged in.

>>54160259
Golden Sky Stories, or-

>>54160235
-Slime Rancher?

>>54160468
I'm surprised there isn't a generic cop drama jump in the same vein. Kinda wanna visit NCIS, since it's the only one where I can actually remember the names of individual characters.

>>54160536
Reminder that there is a character in Marvel called Kang the Conqueror. Who is an alien, that became an Egyptian pharoah through time shenanigans.

>>54160697
>inb4 "if they could function IRL they wouldn't be here"

>>54160711
Why are you insistent on defying thread legislature and rules against invalid jumps?

>>54160726
Bit late there sempai

>>54160682
Just because he makes lots of shit doesn't make him any better than anyone here anon. Shit is still shit.

>>54160711
>generic cop drama jump in the same vein
...Like Generic Investigation, perphaps?

>>54160739
And what does that make you?

Lower than shit.

Is there magic in tenchi muyo or just crazy Clarketeck?

>>54160697
You know those pathetic-looking sops you see working at Wal-Mart?

The people you wouldn't hire anywhere else, and are literally bottom-of-the-barrel, can't-get-worse-than-this?

Yeah, those are your shitposters.

>>54160754

Hard to say - there are actual goddesses running around, and their children interface with said clarketech, and one goddess is a mad scientist.

the line between jurai super-science and divinity is so blurry it may not exist.

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>>54160649
>food honor/general hunger cell shenanigans
>it's possible to create a living pie with Atelier Arland's alchemy

...this calls for sci-I mean alchemy. Food alchemy.

>>54160744
Oh, does it let you go between individual shows like Sitcom? I was under the impression it was, well. A generic setting with sassy cops and such.

>>54160754
Sort of? The universe is created by a couple of hyperdimensional gods, and one of them invested her power directly into a couple of trees and a cabbit instead of just giving rise to the technology. One of the civs later figured out how to utilise the trees to make spaceships with. Nobody practices or casts magic of any sort, though.

In general, anything to do with Light Hawk Wings is a sign of divine intervention. I'd say there's definitely divinity among the very fewest, very rarest individuals but no widely practiced or recognised magic as a system.

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>being this lazy

A true display of murrican spirit

>>54160795
>Image

Calling them "people" is kinda insulting the rest of the human race.

>>54160795
That's it, the anti-Dirge shitposter must be a filthy commie! Ruining America Day with his hateful ways the only way he knows how.

>>54160783
I'm sure in your deluded mind the world works that way.

>>54160794
>...this calls for sci-I mean alchemy. Food alchemy.
No. Don't you do this. The Living Pie has suffered enough. Don't do this, Anti-Garlock Battler. Please, there must be some shred of decency left in you.

>>54160806
How does that make sense when Dirge is the filthy commie chink?

>>54158201
Because she's trash.

>>54160811
You'd know a lot about delusion, seeing as you think your pathetic shit-stirring actually contributes something better than actual content.

>>54160830
Takes one to slander one, you slanty-eyed yellowbelly cockstain. You're going downtown to Gitmo, you dirty ching-chong

Well thread's in auto-sage mode I guess.

Something something shitposting statement.

Right now we're basically witnessing why you shouldn't namefag for making jumps or builds. Or establishing a personality.

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How do you feel about Kayneth, /jc/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8anwRKOx9w

So, Jumpers, as a selfish desire...how was your stay in Sonic Classic?