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/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>54025776
Nice inferior OP text.
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>>54026063
Pastebin superior.
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>>54026039
I am ready to face the Diabeastie
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>>54026039
this is some next level shitposting
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>>54026091
Pretty sure this is the outdated version. That said, it's debatable whether the new version is an improvement or not.
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>>54026309
What is the new version like? I personally find the posted version a bit too complicated for what it offers.
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>>54026039
If you're going to include the Slam tree, might as well include this too.
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>>54026091
I'll take Death (Reach, Will) for being able to kill literally anyone on Earth for only 4 months of life. I'll use my power to manipulate world politics in my favor, as well as to get rid of people I dislike. I could probably make some cash off it too, or at the very least use it to easily break into homes to get cash money.
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Is Tokhaar still here? I want to let him know that I waifu his crazy love goddess, and I pick the mystery box for the messed up waifu every time.

I am also amused by the continuity between his CYOA's.
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>>54026471

I remember when I saw my character here I was so surprised. I didnt know he was adding this whole section. Made me a happy guy lol
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>>54025786
>Slayer: Concussion
>Favoured Foe: Fire Drakes
>Apprentice: Nessa
Going to go toe to toe with the most readily available dragons, though I'll take any of them on.
Nessa seems like a good sort trying to start over, so I'll show her the ropes of the hunting life.

>Slayers Peak
I take my hunting seriously and want to be one of the best, so this is the place to be. The lack of frivolities should also help Nessa stay on the wagon, though I worry it might be a little too harsh for her. If necessary we might relocate to the forest camp.
>Nessa Brand
My apprentice, obviously. I take molding her into a good hunter quite seriously, though it'll be important to teach her to balance work and play.
>Tass Axehandle
I don't mind that she doesn't like to fight, its okay to have a specialist so long as they pull their weight, which she seems to do as a tracker. And yes, having two hot girls in the hunting party is nice.
>Raskar Cairn
I thought Victor might fight the party better strategically, but would probably be a bad influence on Nessa. Raskar should hold up his end just fine in any case, it just makes us a little more one dimensional in combat and takes up a bit more time.
>Olaf Gristleback
To make our awesome arms and armor
>Tanya Sunaster
To enchant our awesome arms and armor, and then to play match maker. I figure having two girls and two guys in the hunting party should give her plenty to work with.

I am also now realizing I have never played a Monster Hunter game.
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>>54026844
>tfw Someone posts your CYOA without having to ask them to on your behalf

It's even better than getting a dozen (you)s
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>>54026844
SDA a best.
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>>54026387
The new version is a bit more complicated. You no longer get credit for your current age and instead get 4 free months to sped in each section. There're no more power limiters, but instead a system of artifacts where you can slot in powers for a reduced cost. Amulet, for example, can support one power at /4 cost, but is only usable when you're genuinely afraid for your life. There's a secondary power drawback system in the form of seals (e.g. -1 year on a power if you are bound to never lie). The third drawback system inflicts apocalyptic conditions on the Earth in exchange for de-aging. Zombie apocalypse, for example, is -10 years. These cannot be taken in conjunction with Portal, which has been somewhat nerfed. Forgotten Realms has been nerfed into oblivion--the setting is watered down and you get basically no points for going there.

There are quite a few more powers, many with built-in "mastery" improvements you can take for multiplied costs. This part, I rather like. Also, you explicitly can no longer grant yourself years with "give longevity". Oh, and there are also options for creating companions and "uplifting" the whole world with powers.

There are definitely good parts to it, but others (rip Forgotten Realms) are pretty debatable.
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>>54026865
It truly is.
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>>54024268
Here ya go. Because somehow realizing you were excited about the CYOA made me think about it for a second, and then I suffered blunt force trauma from inspiration.

I hope it fulfills your expectations, I kind of just typed it all in a few hours of nonstop typing.

The sequel to Minor Conveniences, and Moderate Conveniences.
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>>54026972
>Warden
-Virtual Prison (295)
-High-Tech Prison (285)
-Medium (270)
-Mixed (All futa staff)
>Vice Warden
-TAY (260)
-Sister Purity (240)
>Prison
-Classic Uniform
-Power Suppression Collar (230)
-Elite Guards (220)
-Assistant (215)
-Surveillance room (205)
-Mind Reader (195)
-Elite Bodyguard (Warden Ice from Prison Island and Stopman, the Iron Fist of Justice) (180)
-Favorite Pet (165)
-Medical Facility (160)
-Lottery 1% (155)
-No Orgasm (140)
-Looked At Me Wrong (100)
-Orgasm Limit =1 (Free)
-Permanent Futa Treatment 100% (80)
-Heightened Libido Treatment (65)
-Increased Sensitivity Treatment (50)
-Sex Machine (40)
-Cum Diet Upgrade (Cum Addiction) (25)
-Reeducation Upgrade (Permanent) (6hrs) (Good girl- See Tour section for details) (10)
-Sex Arcade (0)

Riot Points = 160

160 - 30 = 120
120 - (2 * 17) = 86
86 - (2 * 45) = -4
NO RIOTS

Prison Tour

Hello there, you must be the hero assigned to survey the facility's safety and security. I'm the Warden here, with Sister Purity serving as the Vice Warden. You may be feeling some faint tingling from the connection into the virtual prison, that's completely normal and will fade in a few moments. If you'll just follow me, I'll show you around the prison's facilities, the genpop, and the rehabilitation area.
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>>54026984
If you'll notice, as we walk past, the security cameras located on the sides of the hallway follow us. Our surveillance systems are the best in the known galaxy, and when operated by our Head of Security, the highly acclaimed TAY, nothing that the inmates do escapes our notice. Our staff is primarily real people, a decision that I made myself due to concerns about the efficacy of automated virtual guards when compared to the highly trained personnel that we have on staff here. What you're seeing however, are futanari avatars that they use while inside the prison, and not their actual bodies, and they also use psuedonyms while on shift. This minimizes the risk of inmates identifying guards and potentially targeting them or their families if our rehabilitation program somehow fails. Furthermore, our armory is well stocked with bleeding edge equipment, although due to our innovative rehabilitation program and excellent security, there has been no need as of yet to actually use any of said equipment. Furthermore, we have Ice, the former warden of another maximum security prison, as well as retired hero Stopman on staff. Both of them contribute their invaluable knowledge and experiences with criminals to our team, and I have to say that we're lucky to have them.

Okay, we've reached genpop, or the general population. This is where the majority of our nearly one thousand inmates reside. You may be asking yourself "Warden, this facility is mixed gender, is it not?" and true enough it is. However, we initially experienced severe problems with discipline and infighting when both male and female inmates mingled, and so we decided that it was in the best interests of both the prisoners and the staff that the gender issues be corrected. Using the latest in medical research, all prisoners are turned into futanari, that is to say, hermaphrodites, upon entry into the prison, and then their prison avatar is created based on their new body.
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>>54027007
Some heroes that have visited in the past have expressed concerns with this decision, but the prisoners all adapt to their new bodies quickly, and in many cases are happier with their body image than they were prior to the change. Around their necks you may notice what looks like a metal collar. In actuality, that's one of Stark Industries' newest contributions to the world, a small collar that suppresses superpowers so that villains are brought back down to the same level as everyone else, and also allows guards to quickly subdue unruly inmates.

Ahh, it's Treatment time. Please step back, as the cell doors will be opening soon. Once daily, inmates are lined up and travel through our medical center, which is naturally outfitted with the best equipment available, and are given a thorough medical check, several injections that will become more relevant later in the tour, and a quick dip into our Beta Wave Cerebrogram. It's quite bluntly, mind reading technology. Our inmates' frequent dips in them give us detailed information about the inmates' personality, fears, and interests, allowing us to build accurate psych profiles that let us form a plan and chart the inmate's progress along our rehabilitation program.

As you may have noticed from how much I talk about it, our prison is heavily focused on rehabilitating the villains and scum of society, turning them into invaluable assets to society. This program is spearheaded by our Vice warden, who believes that at the core of criminal behavior is a lack of self control and empathy for others. To this end, our program focuses on fostering mastery of the self, as well as instilling a desire to serve in our inmates.
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>>54027027
The injections that I mentioned earlier drastically increase the libido and the severity of physical stimuli in recipients, which naturally makes inmates highly aroused and easily brought to orgasm. However, to foster self control, inmates are not allowed to orgasm at all, and are kept from doing so by a series of rings, also provided generously by Stark Industries, that prevent the wearer from orgasming. The rings are quite easily removed if the inmate can't stand being unable to cum, but doing so violates two rules of the prison, one prohibiting the intentional removal of the rings, as well as the rule prohibiting orgasm. In this way, to avoid breaking the rules, inmates must suppress their temptation for immediate gratification, just as how once free, they will need to suppress the temptation to go back to their old ways.

This leads me to my next section, on the rehabilitation area. This is split into three primary sections. On the left, you can see ten of our inmates happily enjoying the lottery system. You see, although the Sister disagrees with me, I believe that when there's a light at the end of the tunnel, people are more likely to follow the rules of their own free will. Thus, the lottery system. Every week, all inmates in Good Standing are entered into a 'random' drawing, secretly weighted towards inmates with good behavior, and 10 inmates are drawn as winners. The winners exempted from the bans on removing the ring or cumming for the day and are allowed the use of these sex machines for up to four hours, which will bring them to orgasm repeatedly.

The latter two are for rulebreakers. On the right is the Re-education Center, which is an ominous name for a relatively benign procedure. At night, rulebreakers are strapped into the machines, and during the roughly 6 hours a night that the human brain spends in Stage 3 sleep, the machine uses hypnotic signals to implant mental associations that can become patterns of behavior if nurtured.
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>>54027039
In particular, the machine uses a set of associations we like to call the Good Girl set, which focuses on linking following rules, submission, and altruism to happiness and pleasure. It also links swallowing semen to trust, which is a key component in the next area.

Up ahead is the Arcade, where the associations are cemented into consistent sets of values and behaviors. In it, members of the community outside of the prison use randomized avatars and sexually use the rulebreakers, instilling a strong desire to serve the community to the best of their ability in them. This also improves the reputation of the villains in the public eye, so that when they leave the prison, they're not forced back into the arms of other villains by negative public opinion. After their daily shift in the Arcade, rulebreakers are provided with meals consisting entirely of semen with additional nutrients added by the guards, and their diet is restricted to such for the duration of their two week long punishment period, taking advantage of the mental association to firmly cement a trust of the guards and similar authority figures. In fact, many inmates request permission to service the guards and swallow their cum outside of punishment, proof that this trust in the guards is both strong and lasting.

So, as you can clearly see, the security here is unquestionable, and our innovative rehabilitation system is putting our inmates on track to become invaluable superheroes, putting their dark pasts behind them. If you need to see any reports or data on the demographics or statistics of our population, or if there's any prisoners in particular who you want information on, just ask my assistant, Nina, and she'll be glad to get you what you need.
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I see the /d/ refugees are here.
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Whatever gave you that idea?
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>>54027007
>>54027027
>>54027039
Every day we stray further from God's light.
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>>54026956
>The sequel to Minor Conveniences, and Moderate Conveniences.
>neither of which are in the thread

One job, famalam.
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By the Prophet Mohammad what the fuck is happening in here?
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Allah protect us from this degeneracy.
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>>54026905
Where is the updated version?
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Anyone have any good waifu type cyoas but for people attracted to men?
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>>54027120
Wow, it didn't even occur to me that I should post them. Like, at all.

Thank you.
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>>54027219
I think there was a promised Husbando cyoa that was never completed, but it might have been finished while I was cleansing myself of the cancer that is this thread for 4 months.
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>>54026865
You get tired of it. heartfelt compliments are worth a million reposts.
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>>54027251
And here we go!
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>>54026956

What if there are better apprentices out there, with superior powers? I think I'll opt out of this potential death trap.
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>>54027251

I'm honestly not sure if that's sarcasm or not, so I'm really not sure if I should give a snarky reply. I'm gonna go with no this time.

Just my pet peeve, it irks me when people reply to cyoas or make reference to cyoas in these threads without posting them. Sure, I've been here for years, but not everyone has, and I don't have everything saved, nor do I want to dig through the archives for every little thing.
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>>54027215
Unfortunately, it's much too big to post here and I've no idea how to compress. I found it on reddit, where the author was answering questions--I'd link it here if I could, but... It's under "Schedule of Powers 3.1" if you search there.
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>>54027325
Thanks friend
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>>54027322
No it's not sarcasm, I seriously just blinked twice in cluelessness when I read that I should do that. I just kind of figured only a few people were bothering with my text only CYOAs, so either they were already invested or just skimmed over. It didn't occur to me that there might be new people who would be interested, or that people that previously were too busy to bother with it might give it another look.

I don't know if I still sound sarcastic, but I'm trying to make this sound genuine.
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>>54024063
BTW I'm like 95% done with the image version of this for you, just have to photomanip up another image for the cyoa and it should be done....been swamped the last 3 days though so haven't been able to really do anything on it. I've photomanipulated every image so far to some extent so they fit the cyoa, including mocking up a "tentacle devourer phone & app".
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>>54027347
No problem--lemme know what you think of it, eh? And if you happen to have the chops to post it here, that'd be nice. If not, no worries.
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>>54027450
Oh dang! Awesome! Thank you a ton for doing this for my CYOAs, I had hoped if my stuff was awesome enough people might do this, but I certainly didn't expect anyone to start doing this right off the bat. I'm really excited to see what it all looks like.
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>>54027396

Nah, you come off alright this time. Glad I decided to assume you weren't trying to be sarcastic.

Your stuff seems to be a set though, I'd personally recommend posting it all together and in order, unless you're chomping at the bit to post the fourth part if and when you knock that out. I've seen your cyoas posted before, but haven't had time to read the second and third until... well, right after this reply. Gonna give that a go, but I don't usually post builds. I'm liking what I've seen so far, so you keep doing you and thanks for posting the rest.
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>>54027080
What did /d/'so mods go full retard again?
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>>54026937
"custom"
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>>54027553
Yep
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>>54027080
>>54027553
Is that why there was no thread on d this morning? Shame, makes no sense to shut choose your own a/d/ventures down but keep erotic lit up.
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Hey I was thinking of doing a mad scientist type genetic engineering cyoa where you get to design yourself a new body in exchange for participating in experiments. There any interest in something like that being done?
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This get finished, or did the author take off again?
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>>54027619
Oh sweet baby mormon jesus, yes.
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I know this is probably never going to be finished and that makes me sad, so I'm going to post it because I don't want it to be forgotten.

Author if you're out there I believe in you, please don't give up.
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>>54027553
>>54027599
As far as anyone can tell, some mod (probably new) went on a personal crusade to "cleanse" /d/ of anything that had text in, around, or on it.

When the people in those threads went into the IRC, the other mods went into full ass-covering damage control and started telling everybody who would listen that all of the deleted threads were totally always against the rules and that anyone who complains about it is just a cuck, and that Mods are Gods so it doesn't matter.
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>>54027598
Son of a bitch. Well if it's anything like last time they will give up on being retarded after a few months or so.
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>>54027637
Second page.
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>>54027626
Does that author have a thing for noses?
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>>54025906
>>54026039
Human
Prophet

Charisma
Clarity
Agility

I put on my hat and wizard robe

Magic fiddle sounds neat (no pun intended)

Divine Unlock (7)
Light Ward (6)
Courageous Light Etch (5)
Divine Halo (4)
Fortitude Etch (3)
Guardian (2)
Ascension (1)
Apostles (0)

I'll chill with Naomi (leonidas) and defend fort alnor (thermopylae).

Let's start off with some Search and Rescue!

Idemay sounds like she should be our leader.
Ada for forest guide type stuff.
Tanja for Bard stuff
Fighter, rogue, bard, healer sounds like a balanced party so I'll spend the rest on improvements.

This one is really detailed, I like it a lot.
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>>54027627
Great... now I just need to learn how to use image editing software.
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>>54027642
/d/ cyoa threads used to be banned, that's why the /d/ cyoa threads were a relatively recent thing in the first place. Face it, /d/ has never had very much moderation in the first place.
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>>54026550
A man after my own heart.
The second I saw that he was using Hex Maniac as her portrait, there was absolutely no question left as to what the right answer was.
Truly the most waifu-able trainer class...
I even still have a bizarre little doodle a friend of mine made of her confessing to my merry sue character in a cringe worthy collaborative fan-fiction I did with some anon's over on /vp/.
Willing to post it if you'd like to laugh at me.
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>>54027719
If that's what your friend looks like you should have married her on the spot.
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>>54027642
Peachy. Shame some people have to shit on everyone else's parade.
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>>54027719
Lasses are the best, ZBG.
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>>54026865
There you are!
For the love of god, please tell me what the D you replaced the G in my name stands for!
It's been driving me nuts.
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>>54027626

Might want to say how many choices you get for body type. As some of those seem like they could be combined.
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>>54027619
I'd be down for this.
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>>54027537
I'll certainly try and post things in order next time, I'm usually pretty tense with getting my writing out there, so I tend to post it the second it's done and immediately run off to ignore my computer for at least a few seconds.

I hope you enjoy the other parts, they're written a little differently as each one was made without me really sure whether or not I was ever going to write the next one.
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>>54026844
>tfw you don't shitpost enough to get your own waifu incarnation

dammit.
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>>54027719
>Truly the most waifu-able trainer class...

>Not any of the great ace trainers from over the years

grr
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>>54027626
Was this the by guy who made Serene Serendipity?
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>>54027619
Sounds good.
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What are the best waifu cyoas?
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>>54027784
It's probably "dude" rather than "guy."
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>>54027814

I'm about halfway through with Major Changes and Minor Troubles, so I'll hold comments on that beyond "I'm definitely enjoying your work."

I'm kind of amazed that Fate's Yarn in Moderate Conveniences is only worth one point. Any fate you desire guaranteed as long as you can spend at least a minute describing it while tying the yarn around the person is insanely powerful, especially considering my initial thought was to use the yarn to give myself the fate of ascending to godhood, uplifting all of my loved ones so they can join me, and being powerful enough that the other gods can't or don't want to bother threatening any of us in any way. Which those turned out to be surprisingly relevant concerns when I got to Major Changes and Minor Troubles.
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>>54027879
No, that was Kit.
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>>54026984
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>>54027052
I see, Mr. Warden.
You certainly have a... unique strategy for helping your inmates become upstanding citizens once more, but you seem to believe it's the best course of action and we have decided to stand by your judgement on this matter.
I'll let the asciociatuon know that you're running things swimmingly and I thank you for the tour...
>The hero salutes before walking away briskly and turning on a comlink in his ear
Someone get me Stark on the phone right fucking now. He's got some explaining to do about all the weird, kinky shit he's been selling to this sicko.
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>>54027879
I think this was by the same author who did the Twin Cyoa.
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>>54027900
This is probably my favourite one, good mix of waifus with pros and cons, and the added factor of having to balance the super powers you want with the ones that they'll like.
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>>54027904
Haha! I wrote that one forever ago, and didn't really pay much attention to it when I came back and finished it. I guess it IS really overpowered, but I thought of it more like the red string of fate, something people would probably do to tie bonds between people, or maybe just manipulate others maliciously. None of the items that were made by her were really ever described as though they had the potential to surpass beings like herself in how they could be used, although the reason her Mentor wanted the Toolbox destroyed was because it actually can cause some serious trouble for him. The yarn, if used in the way you describe, would probably just railroad you harder towards accepting the Mystery Box at the end of Major Changes and Minor Troubles, with added assurance that you would get the good ending.
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>>54027975
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>>54027900
Gotta go OG.
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>>54028013
While on the topic, you know what would be a really neat feature in a waifu CYOA?

Remember how in the old World of Darkness rulebooks each class/race/faction/whatever would have a little section about what they thought about all the others? That would be a fun addition, especially if the waifu descriptions are in the first person anyway.
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>>54027985

I got a hearty chuckle when I decided to pick the mystery box and keep on reading. The yarn paid off beautifully for me, 10/10 everything went better than expected.
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>>54027949
He is rather tame as wardens go. I prefer to make prisoner builds myself. My prisons are so much worse.
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>>54027750
She lives in Singapore and wasn't really into me, nor I her.
She just drew me this because she was awesome.
>>54027774
Okay, how the fuck did you identify me?
Is my autism that obvious in every post or something?
>>54027774
>>54027861
I respect you're opinion and hold nothing against you for having it.
If it's wrong.
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>>54027861

I prefer a strong independent delinquent. That. And I prefer things that aren't as popular.
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>>54028008
Go where?
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>>54028034
Yeah, I guess it did. I was gonna put a bit of a downer ending into your route except you put "don't want" to threaten you instead of simply "can't" which is more than enough to help you befriend the girl and her friends.

Otherwise the Yarn would probably railroad you into deciding to betray them. You'd still have accessed your desired ending, you just would have killed a bunch of otherwise potentially very morally good and friendly gods.

At any rate, you can still play the spin off CYOAs to see how it all goes down, just assume any endings your choices lead you to result in your winning even if they say otherwise.

Admittedly, the 'main' CYOA where you don't decide to become a god like being is probably gonna end after like, one or two more CYOAs, as I really don't know what else to include that happens before her final battle.
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>>54028042
>Is my autism that obvious in every post or something?
Absolutely. You also reply to multiple posts at once all the time.
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>>54026471
You see Ivan

When you ally with meme men

Enemy is as sitting duck

For they can not stop of laughing.
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>>54028042
You post an anime picture; respond to multiple people per post; talk about your CYOAs; and tend to say things that reveal a great deal of your personality. For good or bad.
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>>54026913
But how do we lewds now without a uncensored board
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>>54028042
I'm saving this image. It is adorable.
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>>54028137
>anime
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>>54028147
Mods will stop caring after a month. In the meantime work on OC for its return.
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>>54026984
>>54027007
>>54027027
>>54027039
>>54027052
>It wasn't me doing the fucked up rants this time.

This is a pleasing development.
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>>54028109
>>54028137
Fair enough.
>>54028152
Glad you like.
I just wish the actual fan-didn't get bogged down by too many people all trying to participate ina story we had absolutely no plan for how long it was or where it was going.
Still me the character I've basically devoted myself to recreating in everything I can because he was so much fun to write.
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>>54027975
>Endurance
>Intelligence
>Perpetuity
>Virility (Flaw)

>Inka

Inka worries me a bit to be honest; I like a good sub, and an brown elf sub is even better, but I'm not sure I wouldn't go too easy on her. I'm hoping the Flawed Virility booster will help with that, as well as making sure I use her regularly. The Intelligence booster is to make sure I can make plans for humilating and punishing her without doing lasting damage (mental or physical) as well as hopefully thinking of a few ways to let her experience at least a little bit of a normal life. Endurance is just quality of life health stuff, and Perpetuity is there so she doesn't outlive me (I'm assuming Elviran life spans are like elf ones), as I'd worry even more about what would happen to her without me.
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>>54027626
>Heterozygotic Twins
Me:
>Male
>15
>Appealing
>Reading
>Creative Writing
>Quiet
>Smart
>Lewd
Twin:
>Female
>15
>Athletic
>Sports
>Cooking
>Outgoing
>Charismatic
>Honest
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>>54028103
>At any rate, you can still play the spin off CYOAs to see how it all goes down

Already planning on it, and already very thankful for my particular wording for the yarn. It'd be some very heavy railroading to get me to kill the girl and her friends, since I basically have her to thank for my ascension (as the option likely never would've been given had I not met her) and I'd be inclined to essentially NEET it up as a deity, letting others do their political thing while I just enjoy the powers I've been given/earned and do my godly thing with my bros.

Either way, I'll patiently wait for your next work. Like I said earlier, you keep doing you, it seems to be working well.
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>>54027599
Don't worry anon. Erotic lit was deleted too. :^)
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>>54028215
Makes me think of all the forum roleplaying I did growing up. Tons of amazing and interesting stories, none of which ever had a conclusion. Sometimes I'll get really nostalgic, and it drives me mad the amazing tales that just died off, and I still cringe at the ones that died right after an especially cringy post was made by me, or the ones I just got too busy for and let die.

I stopped forum roleplaying due to the build up of stress from unfinished stories, and because I wanted to channel my writing into actual novels. Unfortunately, all of that self-inserting led to my being unable to make characters that aren't cardboard cut-outs of me, and making people sound different from one another is nearly impossible.

Making CYOAs with different character narrations is a good way to try and practice getting around that. Also a great way to procrastinate, as writing is much more difficult without constant feedback to motivate me.
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/d/ cyoa is dead and buried so i'll dump these choose your own waifu's here.

1/2
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2/2.
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1/4
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>>54028299
The Yarn, like most of the more high-potential items in that list, works as follows:

1. Fulfill the task with as little effort/expended energy as possible, while still remaining completely faithful to the letter of the law in regards to the assigned task.

2. Fulfill the spirit of the law as much as possible without any major violations of rule 1.

Ultimately, they, and you, need to either Ascend, or Fade, with the only other exception being an even worse fate that's a bit of spoiler territory. Making you powerful enough that you and yours absolutely can't be effected negatively by the combined efforts of the girl and her friends would be a far more difficult task than simply making it so that you'd instead desire to stop their Ascension. A bit of paranoia here, some hesitation in their critical moments there, and before you know it you'd be the only one left.

Enjoy your life as a Godly NEET, keep in mind you need mortals connected to your power in order to not Fade, and the same goes for all your friends once they Ascend as well. I'm sure the others will be a bit annoyed at you if you absolutely refuse to help, but as long as you aren't actively trying to cause harm they'll probably be fine letting you do your thing and occasionally hanging out with you while they try and improve humanity and goof around themselves.

Suddenly realizing I'm not sure if this version of Godhood equates to Immortality, due to it making a plot hole in the entire main reason all of this is going down. Gonna need to sleep on that, could probably chalk up a good reason for immortality to be a thing, as it really should with the sheer amount of reality warping powers they have, and the whole 'draw energy from followers' dynamic.
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>>54028471
this has been updated. and a dlc released.
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>>54028471
2/4.
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>>54028483
Would you post it?
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Let us all say a short prayer for the poor cyoa thread just now on /d/, whose lifespan was so painfully short that there weren't any actual cyoas in it when it was deleted.
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>>54028483
Has it? I'll post what I have anyways, though if someone has the DLC I'd appreciate if they posted it.

3/4
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>>54028504
4/4.
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>>54028449
Choose your own waifus have always been /tg/ native, senpai. Hell we have a half-dozen yandere makers of our own.
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>>54028493
dont have it on me.
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>>54028588
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>>54028588
cheers.
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>>54028633
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>>54028477
>Enjoy your life as a Godly NEET, keep in mind you need mortals connected to your power in order to not Fade, and the same goes for all your friends once they Ascend as well. I'm sure the others will be a bit annoyed at you if you absolutely refuse to help, but as long as you aren't actively trying to cause harm they'll probably be fine letting you do your thing and occasionally hanging out with you while they try and improve humanity and goof around themselves.

Yeah, not exactly the path I had in mind. Something more along the lines of "work hard so you hardly have to work." kind of NEET, assuming it's possible. If the girl and her friends are my friends, and they need help with something or they're in danger, I'd be all over that. Mortal followers are can-do too, but I imagined eventually things would progress to the point that we all wouldn't need to micromanage and pick every individual follower, since the girl, her friends, and now myself and those I bring with me, are all essentially baby gods just entering what equates to our teens. The feeling I got so far is that mortals that received their boons are meant to eventually be prophets, either intentionally or unintentionally, and they'd likely grow followers naturally just by others noticing amazing things about them and wanting some of that for themselves.
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>>54028651

>>54028615
no problem.
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>>54028662
Huh, you bring up some points I hadn't really considered. What exactly having this power does for you as a mortal is something I've tried to avoid addressing, in terms of how it can be used to acquire ridiculous amounts of power or shown off as a miracle of sorts. As far as needing a connection to mortals, that's nearly constant, though I suppose it could be considered something similar to how faith works for most deities in some stories. You might not need to directly have people drawing power from you as long as enough people genuinely believe in you.

I'm actually noticing quite a few things I hadn't thought to address in terms of how this world works. Originally reality-warper was a more accurate term than god, but I felt god made a good shorthand, and in doing so sort of lost some of the clarification, and now there are ideas I like and ideas I feel won't work out too well, and I'm still getting it all sorted out in my head.

I can say that giving power to mortals has less to do with them being prophets, or meant to gain you followers (though they can certainly be used in that way) more than they are meant to be power sources for the gods themselves. The type of being they are that allows them to wield their powers and such requires a connection to the souls of mortals. Fading is not dying, or moving on, it's nothingness, as by becoming this type of 'god' the nature of your soul warps so that it cannot sustain itself on its own. You need to draw a bit of power from the souls of mortals to keep yourself alive, and to enhance your powers, otherwise you become something like a very sleepy ghost in a world where there aren't any ghosts. Unable to interact and barely able to even be aware of the world around you.

Yeah, I like that idea, so I'll be going with that, everything else I still need to hammer out, and a lot of lore isn't really relevant to the CYOA proper, but thanks for shining a light on important parts of this CYOA I had been blind to.
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>>54028588
>Houri
>Voluntary
>Happy to Be Here

>Medium

>Wrist Bangles
>Headlights
>Collar and Leash

>Modern
>Glorified Jewelry
>Witch

>Housewife
>Entertainer
>Nurse

>Cellphone

>Single Room

>Rank Amateur

>Loving Heart
>Lusty Soul
>Minor Shapeshift
>Magical Realm


>Guardian Spirit
>Friend Upstairs
>Minor Psychic Link
>Illusionary Copy
>Foresight
>Cursebane
>Trendsetter

>Tragical Realm

>Life Goal: Companionship

Nothing fancy, just a cute, happy little nymph who looks after the place while I work. We spend our evenings and weekends just making each other smile. A simple life.
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>>54027853
>tfw you didn't mean to shitpost
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Time to slay those evil, evil waifus.

Btw, who do you think is the most heinous waifu? I think its Makoto. The personal betrayal just makes it the most devious waifu.
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>>54027797
Huh! Let's try it.

Avian form, wings instead of arms.
Abilities: Increased speed, natural weaponry, projectile attacks, venom. My feathers are razor sharp, barbed, and poisoned, and I can fire them like darts from my body and regrow them.
Drawbacks and missions: Budget Rangers, Magical Girl Team, Great Devourer (+6 boss tokens)
Boss perks: Enhanced speed, true fade, enhanced regeneration, absorption.

Final stats: Final boss speed, moderate strength, low defense. Venomous razor darts should bump up my damage a bit from "moderate", but I'm assuming I won't be able to scuff the paint on anything with massive defense.

I am an assassin, a parasite that operates in the shadows. I track my targets, wait until they're isolated and vulnerable, and silently strike. Perhaps I stand over them and watch as the poison takes effect and the life drains from their eyes. Then I swallow their cooling corpse and replace them.

If I don't get the drop on my mark, I am lightning fast in a fight, and despite my weak defense, I can afford to trade blows with a stronger opponent. I can avoid taking a killing blow with my speed, and I regrow anything that gets lopped off. Eventually the poison will weaken them and slow them so I can close for a killing strike. Anyone with truly epic defenses I can evade and choose to approach when their guard is down.

I would destroy the budget rangers and the magical girl team in the same way: from within. Study the team, target the most careless, overpower them in a moment of weakness. Then replace them and worm my way through the team one by one, consuming each in turn until they do not have their unified strength to rely on.

I am not a nice person, apparently.
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>>54028930
>Shotgun.
>Knife.
>Knife.
I'M GOING TO DUCT-TAPE THE KNIVES TO THE END OF THE SHOTGUN AND WIELD IT AS AN AXE

>Sara.
SHE INFRINGES UPON MY DEN
>Ardat Lili.
WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS? THE GODS OF THOT SLAYING WILL SMILE UPON ME AS I ADD THIS DEVIL TO THE HEAP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>54028802
>a lot of lore isn't really relevant to the CYOA proper, but thanks for shining a light on important parts of this CYOA I had been blind to.

Nothing's ever wrong with more lore. You're certainly welcome, and go as in depth as you'd like. I did remember that those of us that got boons were just a means to increase the girl's power, kind of like grinding it out in an MMO, I just thought eventually there'd be more use gained from those lucky few. Probably as the direct returns on investment diminish.

I actually had a lot more to that post initially, but I scrapped it since I'm tired and wasn't sure how much sense it made. Mostly it was all around how gods could sustain themselves "passively" and a bit on true immortality, if you wanted that to be a thing. They all basically boil down to forms of parasitism/symbiosis which is what I suspect the old man of doing in uplifting the girl, her friends, and me, cannibalism hello antagonists, unless you've got something else in mind, or just making such a large enough mark on the world that nobody can deny your existence. I read something a few years back about there still being tiny pockets of believers in Odin and the like still today, but for most people they're deities you just learn about in history class. Even without the pockets, the fact his name is still passed around and everyone knows at least a little lore about the Allfather could be enough to count. Or say some god had a hand in the creation of one of the laws of reality, or actually made some of the constellations, and used that as a way to draw sustenance from mortals.

Feel free to outright ignore all of that. Hopefully there's at least one tiny thing in my post that sparks your creativity.
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>>54028930
Mystery box please
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>>54028930
Eh, I don't know what Makoto's reason is, so I'd want to hear that out first before deciding how I felt.

Sara and Officer Iwashita are the ones I'm most wary of. Blatant abuse of power and so easily breaking into my home. Getting groped by an attractive cop is awkward and embarrassing no matter the attraction, and similarly, the insane invasion of privacy would have my guard up even in a setting where I'm not anti-waifu.
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>>54028994

How could you anon...

You could have been our hero.
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Lewd Dune when.
Fairy King when.
Spirit Guardian when.

What CYOAs are you waiting on?
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>>54028957
Oh, I forgot, the mooks! I get mooks.

The mooks are the last several people I swallowed prior to my current human form. A new one is generated each time I take a new human body. They are capable of acting like mediocre facsimiles of their former selves, and they become less convincing as time goes by, eventually just deteriorating and crumbling away.

Also, my battle form is a monstrous crow, in the stylings of Edgar Allen Poe.
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>>54028992
Ah man, I really appreciate you writing all of that, I've read it, and I'll certainly be rolling ideas around in my head, but like you, I'm tired. I'm about to pass out, so I won't be able to cook up any more lore ideas tonight. Also, I'm dangerously close to spoiling the few things I didn't want to spoil, so I'm going to have to stop talking about this for now. Let me just say...

Hehehehehehehehehe
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>>54029053
Delinquents
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>>54028930
Defy this coya and live happily ever after with Iwashita!

>>54028449
Skinny
Flat
Nothing
Monopolzing, Stalking, Attacking, Dependent, and Harmless are all fine with me. The others include hurting other people which seems bad.

Insecure
Poor
Dominant
Gifted
Paranoid
Amputee or Scarred are fine.
Neet or social doesn't matter to me.

and of course Romantic.
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>>54029038
Honestly, I feel like this cyoa would make a great comedy series. "This Harem Protagonist is a Dense, Paranoid Edgelord." Where the MC mistakes all the various heroines as malicious monsters and goes to great lengths to try and get rid of them without getting in trouble with the law, but through cluelessness and his own Edgelord stupidity, ends up only getting even more harem members.

Have it ultimately end with either the MC finally getting his motives realized, and outcasted from society as a creep, and maybe arrested depending on how ineffective his attempt was, or him actually, viscerally, straight up murdering the harem members throught the final episode as his plans finally succeed.
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>>54029147

You'll be lucky to have Iwashita's face to live with, let alone the rest of her, once my crusade is complete.
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>>54029038
Never bully
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>>54029241
She must be broken.....
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>>54029147
Never before have I been able to look at a random image from 4chan and instantly know the name of the artist with 100% confidence, without having seen the actual image before.

I am filled with an odd mix of both pride and shame.
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What happened to the fatposter?
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>>54029445
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>>54029460

The Gaymods banned him
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>>54029366
I love that image. It makes my heart flutter.
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>>54029504
>5
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>>54028651
>This space intentionally left blank
What did he mean by this?
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>>54025906
Something....something is wrong. Everything's so foggy. Dizzy.

I think I lost something.

>Khif.
My horns are still....short. Guess I didn't lose one of those at least.
...would've at least given me an excuse for the other one.
>Hunter's Mark
My mark is still active...might be all that's keeping my wits about me at this point. What is going on?
>Strength, Agility, Vitality
...I wanted to keep up with the humans. I figured my talents would help me keep on par with magic....starting to remember bits and pieces as I go I guess.

>Battlemage Armor.
....Right. Detritus. Battlemage. I think I'm...where's my
>Custom, Wand/Staff/Shield Catalyst.
That
is missing. That's not good.
>You won't need it for a while.
What?
Nevermind. Don't need it. I'm a Battlemage, I can cast...
>Arcane
It wasn't my first attunement, but once I was slated for the Hunter's mark I thought it might be important to learn.
>Mana Burn
>Spell Screen
>Mana Chain
>Cosmos
>Overload
>Moonlight

>Shadow Unlock

Evenings in moonlight always spoke to me for some reason, even if I did take well enough to pure magic once I came to it.

>City Guard
In hindsight, this was a very bad place for me to start out given what I'd actually studied. Got into a lot of trouble for collateral damage, but Hey, no more corrupted killer anymore. Blasted clean and clear...along with the shop behind it.
Had to sell the horse to cover the damages.

>Dark Shards
>Paranoia Poison
>Dark Shard Storm.

I revisited my older calling after that. Wanted something with a little less collateral damage.

>Finesse and precision are just as worthwhile as overwhelming power.

Can't say I disagree....
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>>54026956
>The mentor decides that it would be a good idea to be a dick and make a competition where everyone will try to kill each other to get their powers
Oh wow what an absolute dick i don't want anything to do with killing people but i can't just say no to her she was nice to me and gave me some neat stuff i guess i will have to do my part now
Reposting previous versions
>Vagely omniscient to do list
Never forgetting things and vague foresight is good
>Half minute time skip
IT JUST WORKS
>Quest log
With vaguely omniscient to do list i can grind quests before they appear making my ascent to the perfect human faster
>Paradigm specs
Fixes my eyesight and i can see the world however the fuck i want? gimme
>Just add imagination
All the clothes i could ever want for free that is quite neat
>Health
Overall this not only will help me to stay alive if i encounter another empowered it also makes so if i slip in the shower i won't die along with some extra bonuses
>Will
Although it would be neat to use this to complete my quests i need to keep it always ready if i encounter the empowered so i can flee or defeat them

By the way thank you for making this CYOA series i really enjoyed them and also thank you for making mayor conveniences so fast it was a nice surprise
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>>54027358
>Trainer
>Nature
>Elementalism (Earth)

>Elf Princess
>Myconid Princess

>Monster Heritage (Myconid)
>I Have You Know My Pretty

Most of my dungeon is filled with trees, rocks and giant mushrooms. Sometimes they're actually enemies. Sometimes they're traps. Sometimes they're hiding spot for elf ambushes. Sometimes they're just ordinary trees, rocks and giant mushrooms. Have fun figuring out which is which.

Most of the pretty girls who come to challenge the dungeon end up as new myconids for my harem; the very best I'll send back into the world to do good.
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>>54028930
I dont kill any of them and live the rest of my life with Makoto

Reverse traps are the shit
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>>54029909
I just noticed that will takes both points i guess i will remove health
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>>54026091
So does high-cost vancian magic work like twice a year or am I misunderstanding & It's like once per day.
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Guardian spirit cyoa never
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>>54029861
>What else do you remember?
...The foot-hills, just before the land steeps down into deserts and into Detritus territory. Scouting missions. The Kipleds were screaming the entire range; not one worm. I'd have been fine with a worm or a pack or a swarm but it was always just Kipleds. I think there might've been a project of the Detritus up there somewhere, but I couldn't find it. All I could do was include the guess in my report.

Perfected the shards though.
>Umbra
>Oblivion
>Void Stare
>Void Call

>And after that?

I....after that, we got word of a corrupted battle-mage. Out in the ranges I'd been patrolling again. I'd never known them. The roster said they weren't all that great, decent rating, competent but no fame, no infamy.

And then-
>you lost.
I lost.
>Badly.
I got ambushed.
>And now...

>Undead Unlock
>Ceaseless Etch
>Masochism
>Life Drain

...oh.
>Yes.
I'm-
>One of our's now."
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>>54029460
Heart attack
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>>54026865
Fucking hell, I have never laughted harder.
Swear to God I almost died.
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>>54030453
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>>54029990
Reverse traps are gay
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Since there's progress on page 4, I decided to start preparing page 5 that has a list of companions and transports. Maybe you can suggest more of them.
And make a build to see if the resource system is not too expensive, since I don't plan to have drawbacks give resources .

Soldier - A brave man that will do his best. Unfortunately, not trained, or equipped enough to fight cores. Defense missions only. 5 resource
Veteran - Has enough experience to be in a larger battle. A scout weapon and a gadget from the first row. 15
Sniper - A scout weapon with Shield Piercing, or Rangefinder. 20
Rocket man - A dastardly flyboy with a jump pack that saves a girl from defeat once per mission. 30
Cyborg - Comes with a light weapon and Vanguard field. 40
Battle Angel - Point defense and two gadgets from the third row. 40
Tank - A medium and a light weapon. One gadget from the second row. 50
Artillery/Combat aircraft - Two mediums. 60

Transport
APC - Basic transport. Gives extra mission points allowing smaller squads to last longer. Needed for an infantry girl to have a medium weapon. 20
Helicopter - More mission points, a scout/light girl can be restored from emergency state, or allows you to swap combat companions between stages. 40
SSTO dropship - Highest mission points bonus and can skip a mission stage once. Can't skip boss fights. 80
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>>54030599
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>>54030608
>a scout/light girl can be restored from emergency state once between mission stages*
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There's a CYOA I've been looking for for ages.
It involves being the resistance on an alien overrun earth, with psychic abilities and a homebase.
I just can't find it anywhere.
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>>54030673
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>>54030395
The "I'm gonna fuck that Queen" build

>Captain of the Guard
>Queen Danae

>Superhuman Strength 2
>Superhuman Agility 2
>Superhuman Durability 1
>Legendary Armor (Aura of Attraction)

>Spy Network 2
>Arts of Illusion 2
>Uncanny Senses 1
>Seductive Form 2

>Tides of War: Delvaria vs Brakava

>Engineering Degree
>Combat Veteran
>Escape Charm
>Inspiring Presence
>Chest of Gold
>Secret Hideout

>Corin Thenhall
>Alana Hesberg
>The Mask of Marks
>Eric Keirstrat
>Jaime Dawncoast

So a war quickly sparks between Delvaria and Bravaka, and wouldn't you know it? King Aurest is slain in a freak ambush. Some say it was an assassin, some say a rogue mercenary company, some say that an illusionist led him into a trap. Maybe a bit of all of those at once even. Whoever was behind it must have an amazing spy network.

In her mourning, the Queen finds comfort in her superhuman protector, who is looking REALLY REALLY good in his dress uniform today. And it turns out that the pretext for war the foolish former king started with a bit flimsy, good thing the King of Delvaria is a good chap that wants the best for his people; I'm sure he'd accept a peace settlement. If not, well, maybe Alana and I can put our heads together and get those cannons up and running, that should dissuade them from entering my (I mean, my Queen's) lands.
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>>54030691
Miscalculated slightly; drop one level of Superhuman Agility. Still pretty solid.
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>>54030530
Says who?
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>>54030820
says ypu
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>>54030673
This one?
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>>54030864
*you
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>>54030864
>>54030875

no u
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>>54030867
No.
You had two point pools for abilities, depending on what ancestry you had. It was all a bit spirit science inspired on a paper background.
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>>54030919
Got it
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>>54031076
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>>54031090
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>>54031100
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>>54030395
Meh might as well give it a shot

>Spymaster
>Prince Venor

>Superhuman intelect 3
>Master of the Wild
>Superhuman agility 2
>Legendary weapon(dagger)

>Unnatural stealth 2
>Soy network 2
>Arts of Illusion 2
>Uncanny Senses 2
>Foreign informants in Delvaria and Torvalli
>Unassuming shape
>Operational leeway
>Criminal intent

>Earl Jorn Blackbay
>Willhelm Delthak
>Religious education
>Historic education
>The Mask of Marks
>Jaime Dawncoast

>A Cleansing Fire

The Holy Realm is corrupted by the greedy bishops who only pretend to follow the canon of faith, and yet there is hope, Prince Venor , a man of great piety, can save it from damnation, yet he can't do that alone...and that's where the spymaster with his allies will come in.
With Willhelms economical power, few important assassinations, support from other nations, evidence that supports Venors claim from both religious and historical standpoint and after a short but inevitable civil war which will be won thanks to Blackbays mastery of war Venor will take his place as a rightful ruler of The Holy Realm
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>>54029445
>Can play a pedo
> Only one little girl companion.

DLC when.
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>>54029504
>the kid's last name is Young
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>>54029990
Reverse traps are the best my brother from another mother.
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>>54028042
also
>IMG_[numbers].png
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>no symbiote waifu cyoa
A sad day bros
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>>54029757
>a Marid librarian, an Ifrit big sister, Houri surrogate family, a Jann princess, a Juno counselor, a Jeannie intern, a Linger civilian, and a Xian supervisor
>even an Angel, a Succubus, and the fairies mentioned in the Xian description
There is one extremely glaring ommision Heaven trying to get nobody to worry about.
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>>54025922
>boost muscle movements
So can dragoon armor work on ifraix considering they're basically magical skeletons?
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>>54031558
Symbi is actually making a semi symbiote waifu CYOA right now.
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>>54031576
Of course! Dickgirls. Where are they?
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>>54027626
This is one of the most gorgeous CYOAs I've ever seen. I really hope the author finishes it.
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>>54031076
>Wise-ard
HFY

>Aura sense
>Merkaba
>Insight
>Engineering
>Technopathy
>Flow
>Hacking
The perfect mech warrior

>Frontlines
>Living Quarters, Sanitary facility, Recreation Room, Workshop, Sleeping Quarters, Garage, Kitchen, Weapon Room, Control Room
>War Mech
Taking the battle to them

>Alone
I need the slots
>Trooper, Mystic, Grey
I'll be the techy

>Swarmers
>Stalkers
>Tripod X3
>Greys
We have one of our own, so they probably won't take us by surprise.
>Spirits
Might as well make use of that merkaba

So... good strategy? rate me/10.
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>>54027219
You could... try your hand at making one?
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>>54031576
>Peris are missing
Oh shit
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>>54031634
Who are you
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>>54031790
We are legion.
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>>54031790
eggspecto patronouns
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>>54031790
He's you, but not a manlet.
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>>54031790
He's you, but not a modlicker.
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>>54031790
He's (((You))).
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>>54031810
>>54031828
>>54031830
>>54031841
>>54031865
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>>54029053
EDGuy is gone, I fear. The spice will not flow any longer. I loved Lavender, so I'm pretty sad about that.
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>>54029053
This and Travellers Tale update.
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>>54026550
>>54027719
>Zynthia is best girl!
I see you are a man of refined taste.

>>54027774
>Lasses are the best pokemon trainer.
GTFO REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>54028147
>But how do we lewds now without a uncensored board
Post censored CYOAs and link to the uncensored version. Here is uncensored super prison:
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1CwO4KqTgloejloaUNfTUQ0QUE
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>>54032075
Just use imgur or something my man

I don't wanna go digging in your drive dude
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>>54031634
Gib progress report pretty please!
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>>54032099
He literally just came up with like a hour and a half ago and then he was brainstorming what would be in it.
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>>54029053
The Postapocalypse one. Just the missions are missing, and I hope I get some more points/companions from there.
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>>54032099
now give me the fucking launch codes.
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>>54029053 (You)
(you) (yOu)

fairy king so i can finally make my build and get over the disappointment
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>>54032123
I second that.
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Why are there so many people with names now, goddamn. If you aren't talking about your OC, fucking stop.

Unless you're SDA.
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>>54032158
I fucked up and left my name on my OC is still in the works.
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>>54031996
>EDGuy is gone
*Sad violin*
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>>54032114
What will be in it? How big is it?
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>>54032213
I can barely figure out how to use photo editing software so I was going to make either a simple waifu picker or a super soldier builder which one do you prefer?
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>>54032158
>giving a pass to the most cancerous, least on topic one of all
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>>54032232
SDA deserves it.
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>>54032246
Disgust? Absolutely.
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RWBY Aheago update, should be final until artist draws more.
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>>54032229
I've got 3 CYOAs half way done and many others in varying stages of development, but I've no motivation or interest in completing them.

I want a suicide picker
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>>54032229
Both are good in my book to be honest
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>>54032251
Smug Worship. Definitely.
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>>54030444
>Give companions from a previous cyoa more backstory + character, and decide to not make them stereotypical waifu cum dumpsters.
>Waifufags explode in immense butthurt.
Bravo Italics.
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>>54032265
Changelog:
>Added Velvet's name under Flat is Justice combo
>Hid Mystery Option's name in Team COUGAR
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>>54032266
>>54032270
Waifu picker will be focused on monster girls (not the anime kind)
and the super soldier builder will be as in depth as possible with as little pictures.
and a suicide picker sounds good.
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>>54032272
If you want a place where you can fellate people based on their usernames, reddit might be more your speed.
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>>54032284
I never thought that choosing about what choices choose would be this hard
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>>54032229
If you're going simple, then that plays to the strengths of your average waifu picker.
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>>54032315
>>54032334
I made a poll and its only going to be simple in design really.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13297455
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>tfw nobody makes builds for your cyoa
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>>54032313
You can fellate me any time, baby.
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Has anyone seen this CYOA before?
I don't see it get posted.
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>>54032419
>Implying there is not a horde of lurkers making builds in secret
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>>54032447
Well, that might be because it's rather old.
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Why does /d/ have so many popup and Is /d/ start cracking down on CYOA?
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>>54032486
You found me out.
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>>54032270
>simple waifu picker
>good
I choose to believe the illiterate children always holding on to their dicks are the minority.
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>>54032486
Lurkers don't matter
>>54032419
>waah waah give me some attention
Just post your CYOA now slut
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>>54032562
waifu picker is fine for a first attempt, just let him get some practice with something quick and fun.
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>>54032562
What i can say i like waifus as much i like adventure also it is his first CYOA (i think) so it is not bad to start out
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>>54032645
First solo CYOA I have a Art Genie I wrote with another author doing the graphics work.
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>>54032604
I did. Hours ago.
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>>54032645
Thank you for proving my point. Illiterate children should be in school not playing with their dicks at any and all moments.
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>>54032265
>>54032265
>Emerald
>Cinder
>Coco
>Raven

>Team ????
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>>54032681
Don't start shit.
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>>54032681
>I only like mature and sophisticated CYOAs like an adult.

You belong on reddit with SDA.
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>>54032681
this desu
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>>54027251
Time Management, Half-Minute Time Skip. They have an impressive lev of synergy, since I can now plan things out to fall exactly within 30 seconds and then execute them. Plus knowing how much time something will really take is useful anyway.

>>54027292
Quest Log, "Do Anything Yourself" toolbox. Again, amazing synergy - the ability to complete any quest I want, especially useful in combination with my other two powers.

>>54026956
I'll take the Mystery Box. Why be a pawn when you can play the game? I've also got a pretty good set for creating gifts, since I'm guessing coming up with gifts is both a skill that can be trained and a task I can perform. I don't like the PVP aspect much, but not much I can do about that.
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>>54032681
Waifus aren't only made for fucking buddy.
Maybe you should be the one back in school.
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>>54032681
>my form of escapism is superior to yours!
Really mature, senpai.
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>>54032681
This is bait
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>>54032680
Link it slut. Don't play coy.
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>>54029517
this is great, I'm surprised I've never seen it before.
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>>54032799
takes too long to repost
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>>54032799
Yeah, its a good one. Neat concept and a good mix of potential builds.
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>>54032810
It's a shame some of the best stuff takes so long to post. Dream Prince and Fulcrum most notably. Even posting Battlemage is arduous
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>>54032699
I'm arguably the least Reddit of this bunch, though. I'd probably have been banned there a long time ago.

I get to smack around the autists here, at least.
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>>54032922

Don't worry SDA,these /d/egenerates don't know their place, but they'll learn in time
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>>54032922
Fist me daddy.
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>>54032922
Post your list of the most reddit authors to the least in here and we will judge.
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>>54032955
>>54032971
I feel like the shitposting by the fans of the authors is worse than the authors themselves.
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>>54032265
It sucks that this CYOA forces you into polygamy. I just want Raven to be my bro-tier big sister is that too much
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>>54033023
Just use this cyoa instead then.
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>>54033059
Which option makes Raven my friend? And makes her not a chuni edgelord?
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>>54032991
From most to least:

Mopey
Everyone else
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>>54033123
I think the chunni edgelord part is mandatory
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>>54033139
Who the fuck is mopey?
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>>54033019
Be fair, they're both shit.
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>>54033019
>Implying they are not the sameperson
I don't think any of namefags have legitimate "fans". You can appreciate their work, perhaps. Most of the time they're annoying though.
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>>54033148
Mopey, be gone

>>54033159
Yes, both of those posters were me.

Everyone is me, after all.
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>>54033183
I'm SDA, just less fat
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>>54033183
If i am you how i can be mopey?
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>>54033191
You would literally be anorexic, anon. I'm trying to gain weight.
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>>54033209
>thicc SDA waifu
UGH
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>>54033209
Perhaps the fatposter can help you with that
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>>54033141
She can be chuni but can she be a not edgelord?
Like a prankster big sister type that sets me up on dates with her friends sometimes?
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Did Highlander ever post the voting?
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>>54033059
Is this worth watching?
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>>54033209
Eat peanuts, whole milk, peanutbutter if you're american. Add butter and oil and cheese to your cooking. Remember to lift big and sleep big too.

Selfhate is also necessary.
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>>54033306
It's okay. Lots of waifus.
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>>54033306
No. It's utterly awful, the porn is the best thing about it.
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>>54033309
Sleep is my killer right now. I get an average of 5 hours a sleep during weekdays, it's why I sleep pretty much all weekend. Also haven't lifted in 2 months. My life is pretty unhealthy right now.
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>>54033339
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>>54033275
That seems like a great idea ... could he help me as well? I'm underweight, there's pretty little junk food around my place, available food is more healthy in general (no corn starch or such) and my body burns calories faster then that mod on /d/ the CYOA-threads. Whatever I do, I barely gain weight, and if I'm sick for a week I lose roughly eleven pounds (5kg).

>>54033309
That's helpful, though peanutbutter isn't available at my place. Doing the butter, oil and cheese-thing already, with little effect. Thanks!
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>>54033309
It's that last part I struggle with. Eating better and sleeping better is fine, but I can't muster the self hate necessary to effect great change
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Lewd thread on /trash/
have direct link so you don't have to wade through furry shit.

>>>/trash/10131153
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>>54033287
Not yet.
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>>54033369
Sleep is pretty important. That plus frequency (actually going to the gym) are the two most important things when it comes to gains.
Hell, sleep even dictates how much fat you lose (https://www.strongerbyscience.com/sleep-pt-1/)
It is imperative you do as much as you can to sleep more.

No caffeine, don't use your computer late, read before bed instead, use f.lux, always have the same bedtime and wake up at the same time.

And of course lift. Maybe it will help to do shorter sessions? Working out beats not working out, always.

>>54033393
>my body burns calories faster
It most likely doesn't. You're most likely understimating how much you eat.
I was there. I am there. If I eat however much I feel like, I get about 1700 kcalories. That's including a protein shake I force myself to take.
It takes conscious effort for some to gain weight, and for others it takes conscious effort not to.
>>54033417
I can't help you with that sorry.
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>>54033347
>Tfw you're too old to enjoy something with blissful ignorance regardless of it's faults.
I want to go back.
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>>54033431
Is this where we are confined to now? Truly, this persecution against our culture and way of life has to be stopped.
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>>54033460
>Is this where we are confined to now?

Not we, you.
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>>54033446
>no caffeine

That's a huge ask
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>>54033460
>/d/ CYOAs and Captions are the jews of threads
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>>54033446
Very interesting, thanks a lot!
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>>54033465
>>54033479
All brothers and sisters who enjoys CYOAs must band together as one, if we are to stop our persecution at the hands of the average citizens of the boards we occupy. If we don't come together, soon all CYOAs will be moved to /qst/ and /trash/, never to see the light of day again.
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>>54033465
>inb4 mod(s) on /tg/ decide they don't want CYOAs here either, or something to that effect
I honestly hope it doesn't happen, but it's still a worrisome mental image.
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>>54033475
The half-life of caffeine is somewhere around 5-8 hours depending on size, sex, probably the dose you're used to. You CAN drink some but it's recommended not to drink any after 18.
It would be better not to drink at all but again, if you can't do none then doing lesser is better.
>>54033488
Don't worry about it, I love talking about this.
I suck at lifting too but that's because I'm dumb and make the same mistakes always.
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>>54025906
>Race: Human
>Mark: Prophet
>Attributes: Charisma, Clarity, Agility
>Armor: Wizard
>Weapons: Combination Weapon (Staff/Spear): Enchanted to boost Fire magic (-10o), Shield Catalyst (-4o), Magitech Musket (-6o)
>Spells & Etches:
>Nature (-1m): Leafmetal Etch (-1m)
>Fire (-1m): Fireball (-1m), Fire Disk (-1m), Flame Skates (-1m), Cauterize (-1m)
>Arcane (-1m): none
>Guild: Elementalist Guild
>Companions: Abiageal ni Sithigh (-1b), Lana Fortescue (-2b), Juliana Angaret (-1b), Josephine Balton (-1b)

The Leafmetal Etch lets me turn my wizard robes into a proper suit of armor, and also dramatically boosts the effectiveness of my Shield Catalyst against physical damage. It's worth it, even if I don't buy anything else from that tree.

Quests:
>Novice: Search and Rescue
Kill enemies from range, avoid breathing in spores. Jury rig a gas mask?
>Rewards: +3m, +3b, Raptor Mounts
>Fire: Ray of Flame (-1m), Dragon Fire (-1m), Nova (-1m)
>Companions: Josephine Magical Skill C>B (-1b), Juliana Physical Skill C>B (-1b), Abaigeal Magical Skill B>A (-1b)

>Intermediate: Cinderling Dungeon
Confined quarters, AoE magics that my allies are immune to, and enemies that explode when killed? Sounds like fun.
>Rewards: +4m, +6b, Tyrant Mounts
>Fire: Firestorm
>Arcane: Mana Burn, Mana Chain, Void Tap Armor Etch
>Companions: Josephine Magical Skill B>A (-1b), Juliana Physical Skill B>A (-1b), Juliana Magical Skill D>C (-1b), Kivi Valtonen (-3b)

>Expert: Reclamation
Lock them down with Mana Chains, then burn them alive with fire magic.
>Rewards: +5m, +10b, Drake Mounts
>Arcane: Void Discharge Etching (-1m), Star Burst Etching (-1m), Spell Screen (-1m), Spell Grab (-1m), Spell Break (-1m)
>Companions: Juliana Magical Skill C>A (-2b), Josephine Physical Skill D>A (-3b), Kivi Physical Skill B>A (-1b), Kivi Magical Skill C>A (-2b), Lana Magical Skill E>C (-2b)

(cont.)
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>>54032251
Yep, names are just a tool for filtering certain people.
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>>54032075
>tok hates lasses
All the more reason to like them.
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>>54033306
It's good if you like laughing at terrible clipping errors in prerendered CG. It's not really worse than 99% of actual anime so if you can tolerate that you can probably tolerate this if you pretend it's japanese. Really, though, aesthetics are the only thing going for it and those are somewhat ruined by the poor animation.
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>>54033431
Can we get Tokhaar to put on his name when he dumps his own cyoa's?
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>>54033446
>glance at this infographic
>briefly think "oh no I only sleep like 4 hours a 'night' I'm going to suffer some health consequences"
>realise it's about weight
tfw severely underweight insomniac w/ every bone showing
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>>54033770
I don't think he did. His original filenames were different. Unless he was meticulous. And I have read his CYOAs. He's not.
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>>54033770
Why?
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>>54033770
He already does.
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>>54033664
I'm glad there's no rule for filter dodging.
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>>54033798
It was about two obese, untrained groups with the same caloric deficit (700 kcal).
Pretty fascinating they lost the same weight but the composition is vastly different.
>briefly think "oh no I only sleep like 4 hours a 'night' I'm going to suffer some health consequences"
You are.

"It may be useful to think of insufficient sleep being similar to the aging process when it comes to its effects on strength, size, and body composition.

1. decreased testosterone

2. decreased IGF-1 and growth hormone

3. increased catabolism"
Then there's the tiredness that decreases work efficiency, increases traffic risks, negatively impacts memory and learning. I'm sure there's other stuff, too.

"Lack of sleep also increases cortisol levels. Acute elevations of cortisol while training are totally normal and expected. However, chronic elevations can cause all sorts of nastiness. Cortisol blocks protein synthesis by inhibiting the activation of the mTOR pathway, and it activates pathways that lead to muscle protein breakdown."

tl;dr sleep is arguably the single most important thing you can do for your health, both mental and physical.
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>>54033770
>Can we get Tokhaar to put on his name when he dumps his own cyoa's?
Like this? I almost always use my name when I post my own stuff. Like, why not use my own name? It's not like I have any kind of shame or anything.
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>>54033612
>Heroic: Annihilation
Kill the Anp by hitting it with Spell Break and then shooting it with my Magitech Musket loaded up with Void Discharge and Star Burst Etchings to knock down its barrier, and then blow it up with offensive spells. Once that's done, my party then kills the Titan by flying around it with our Drakes and pelting it with our Ultimates, while our Time mage deflects any spells it might cast with Stop and debuffs it/buffs the party.
>Rewards: +6m, Elemental Drake Mount
>Arcane: Cosmos, Overload, Moonlight, Redeemer
>Fire: Explosive Blows Etch, Dragoon Armor Etch

Final Build:

>Race: Human
>Mark: Prophet
>Attributes: Charisma, Clarity, Agility
>Armor: Wizard, Etches: Leafmetal, Void Tap, Dragoon Armor
>Weapons: Combination Weapon (Staff/Spear), Etches: Void Discharge, Star Burst, Explosive Blows; Magitech Musket, Etches: Void Discharge, Star Burst, Explosive Blows; Shield Catalyst, Etches: Leafmetal, Star Burst, Explosive Blows
>Mount: Elemental Drake, Etches: Leafmetal, Dragoon Armor
>Spells & Etches:
>Nature: Leafmetal Etch
>Flame: Dragoon Armor Armor Etch, Explosive Blows Weapon Etch, Fireball, Fire Disk, Ray of Flame, Flame Skates, Cauterize, Dragon Fire, Nova, Firestorm
>Arcane: Void Discharge Weapon Etch, Void Tap Armor Etch, Star Burst Weapon Etch, Mana Burn, Mana Chain, Cosmos, Spell Screen, Spell Grab, Spell Break, Overload, Moonlight, Redeemer
>Companions: Juliana Angaret, Physical Skill A, Magical Skill A; Josephine Balton, Physical Skill A, Magical Skill A; Abaigeal Ni Sithigh, Physical Skill E, Magical Skill A; Lana Fortescue, Physical Skill A, Magical Skill C; Kivi Valtonen, Physical Skill A, Magical Skill A

So, I'm basically a badass arch-wizard who's gotten himself a harem of lovely ladies in his adventuring party, that have leveled up alongside him.
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Dick Deity's done.
Unless I can come up with more drawbacks while we wait for /d/ threads to return. Still would like a better prehensile dick picture.
Could write more text for some options while we wait.
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>>54034100
>Dick Deity's done.
Care to post/upload it somewhere (e.g. MEGA, imgur, the currently-running CYOA thread on /trash/, Discord, etc.) so people could see it?

As for replacement pic, how about this: http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=132
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>>54026471
This is gonna sound weird. But if the creator is reading this, but can you edit a past character of mine you added to the addon? An Ifraix named Reshmier, I didn't even add a bio and I feel bad so I want to recreate it right.
>Ifraix
>Sentinel
>Vitality, Endurance, Intellect, Mind, Charisma
Survivability is the main thing here, then leadership
>Aegis
See above
20 coins
>1 handed War hammer-16
>Staff-10
>Square Shield-6
>Wand-2
>Dagger-0
Either the Shield and Warhammer or Staff are used at a time. Wand is kept on my belt, and the dagger is kept up my boot.
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>Undead Unlock, Ceaseless, Summon Undead, Soul Seeker, Relentless charge, Soul Guardians, Thrall, Death Miasma, Army of the Dead
>Acoustic Unlock, Song of Perseverance, Song of Fragility, In Rilievo, Amoros ( For my staff)
>Divine Unlock, Mending Sparks, Light ward, Light ray, Consecrate, Light Chains, Guardian, Ascension, Demigod, Apostles.
>Nature Unlock, Companion ( Black Irish Terrier), Spirit Warding Armour Etch, Leaf metal etch ( For my War hammer)
>Bone Seekers
Only reall guild I could choose here. Turlough is definetly my kind of guy. Using heretical and corrupting magic while being a genuinely good guy.
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>Lucienne Godfrey-20
>Guillaume Juhel-19
>Roseia Oceus-17
>Abaigeal Ni Sithigh-16
>Irene Bocuse-15
>Harold Vangen-12
>Felna Wyvern-6
>Richart-4
>Earl Reimfred-0
I'm a sucker for anybody with the rank and pile tagged on. The rest of these are either quirky undead guys or waifus.
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>>54033900
>Decreases testosterone
Well that ain't good. Thanks, anon. I'm gonna sleep earlier from now on. You're a pretty cool guy.
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>>54034100
>Dick Deity's done.
Blessed be Slaanesh! I have been waiting for this.
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>>54034253
>Search and Rescue, Raptor mount
Quick, if not easy job. raptors add another fighter into the fray, plus they add onto the evil looking underdog aesthetic.
>Denial, Scarab Mounts
A smaller enemy party just means less things to get overwhelmed by. Scarab seem pretty good for combat and long hauls.
>Reclamation, Behemoth mount
I good massive battle seems to fit me and my team well. Behemoths seems great for both combat partners and for holding all our junk.
>Defiant, Etching
Another huge battle. I'd be better at doing this than attacking a titan head on or reaching a portal.
When creating his character bio, can you put
Reshmier Scrimpt
"Support Warlord"
Second Era
School: Divine, Undead
Mark:Sentinel
Physical Skill: Up to you
Magical Skill: Up to you
Race: Ifraix
This is his real description, shorten it as you see fit.
A heavily armored battlemage that makes uses of minions, support and defensive spells, and a warhammer in battle. Despite being an Ifraix, he's obsessed with his own mortality. Thus he will focus on his own life first, helping others survive second, and attacking third. Just wants to be remembered fondly by history and his comrades.
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>>54030599
>no yous
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>>54034262
When did you last ride someone's dick?
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>>54034100
Forgot to mention in >>54034246 that there's also currently a thread on /aco/ (although it probably won't last too long).
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>>54033287
Highlander's just being late as usual. Deadlines, for the most part, are more like suggestions.
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>>54034338
Well, my tank girls build cost isn't changing. It had, what, 400 or 500 resource left without anything to really spend them on?
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>>54034419
One /aco/ thread was already deleted so probably not.
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>>54031558
Oh right. That was a thing I was doing.

I still need to finish Mechfu before anything, but after that I was thinking of doing a new cyoa that wasn't one of the choices I presented when I did the poll, but I definitely still want to do most of those ideas.
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>>54034743
You wanted infantry support too, I think? And light builds need transports to do longer missions.

There's base buildings and rooms for girls too, so there should be things to spend on.
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>>54034814
Yeah. Just, can't really judge if the resource amounts are ok until all the costs are shown. Are skills free or do they have costs?

And I think my build is actually wrong since I didn't account the discount for being tank commander.
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>>54034910
Skills? You mean gadgets on page 3? They cost 5.
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>>54034991
Maybe I'll increase their costs though.
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>>54034255
>You're a pretty cool guy.
Neat. Glad to be of some assistance.
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>>54034246
Thank you for the offer but it's futa and not colored. Doesn't fit.
I'll wait to post it when the threads are up. That's where the core audience is.
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>>54035132
>I'll wait to post it when the threads are up.
You'll be waiting 4-6 months for the mods to settle down and stop being retards at that rate.

Just post it somewhere and link us to it.
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>>54025906
>Race
Human
>Mark
Vanguard (Strength, Intellect)
>Tertiary Attributes
Vitality, Precision, Clarity
>Armour primal etch
Knight
>Weapons 20coin
Hybrid weapon: 1c
- Magitech Musket 6c
- Magitech Musket 6c
- Spear 4c
A double barreled musket. Often stablised by a long shooting stick. A spear tip is added to the end of the long barrel to keep melee at distance and incase i run out of magic.
- Square Shield 4c
I will be leading a gunline of gunknights which will form a tortois with the square shields and shoot out with our muskets.
>Spells & Etches 8 mana glass
Arcain Unlock 1mg
- Void discharge (weapon etch 1) 1mg
- Void tap (armour etch 1) 1mg

Time Unlock 1mg
- Double time (weapon etch 2) 1mg
- Hast 1mg
- Post-Haste T2 1mg
- Spell Rewind T2 1mg

>Guilds
Prism of Yra

>Companions
Maybe later

>Quests
Search & Rescue (Novice +3mg +3bg)
- Horse Mount

Time
- Petrify (Armour Etch 2) 1mg
- Staisis T3 1mg
- Ouroboros T4 1mg

Skirmish (Novice +4mg +6bg)
- tyrant mounts

Time
- Projection T3 mg
- Possibilities T5 1mg
- Time Bomb T5 1mg

Im a gunknight who can use time magic to rapidly reload his weapon, fire twice the normal shots and cast this same magic on his allies and clone himself. The magic his musket uses is archain which siphons or mana burns the targets magica. In battle he will move to take the most advantageous position on the battle field, this may include a hidden void tear energy well, him and his gunknights will lay down withering fire turn after turn on waves of enemies. He will use his double barrelled musket to target magic using elites and mana burn them down to size. At close range he uses a spear with extreme strength. Otherwise he uses precision for firing, clarity and intellect for tactical analysis and vitality keeps him going along with his knight armour and shield. Hes no fool and taken to information gathering in battle, hes a member of Prism of Yra and corresponds via letters to some highly eminent minds.
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>want to make a CYOA
>need to figure out what makes my peepee hard and I'm good
>give up after I masturbate once

>want to write a short story on an interesting premise I thought about
>need to find out how to curse in dutch and spanish, read up about charlemagne, read up about aggressive native islanders who have public orgies on beaches in the indian ocean, read up about the neurology of senses and especially color vision, read up about the biology of snakes and reptiles in general, read up about satellite communications technology, read up about ancient hieroglyphics
>give up because I forgot what the fuck I was trying to write about

I don't know which is worse.
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>>54034991
What do gadgets even do? i mean i understand they have some sort of effect in combat but their effects are not explained
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>>54035419
>>need to figure out what makes my peepee hard and I'm good
>>give up after I masturbate once
You already found what made your peepee go hard. Simply don't masturbate.
How is that hard to understand?
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>>54035179
>You'll be waiting 4-6 months for the mods to settle down and stop being retards at that rate.

So true.
>>54035132
>I'll wait to post it when the threads are up.

>This thread is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late thread. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the /d/aisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-thread.
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>>54035450
But I want to. How is that hard to understand?
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>>54035458
Lock up your dick until you finish it
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>>54035483
Well it's too late now, I already lost interest.
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>>54035458
Jerking off is your reward.
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>>54035500
Well too bad i am coming to your house and force you
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>>54035483
I really want to do this in general, but I live with my parents. Woe upon the fetishist.
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>>54035510
Okay.
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>>54033475
Healing Factor (19): Underpriced for how much it gives you, especially fixing health issues.

Sustenance (17): You lose a lot of time to sleep.

Durability (16): I'm not planning on getting into many fights, but it's useful against all of life's little cuts and scrapes.

Stamina (15): Worth the point. With this, sustenance, and healing factor you can keep going forever.

Immunity (13): And that keeps me safe from anything the other abilities couldn't.

Grace (12): I'm a total klutz, so this will help a lot.

Gender Change (10): I'm a pervert, what can I say?

Discipline (9): Easily the most important brain improvement. With this and my physical improvements I can become amazing...

RPG (7): Especially with this. Easily my favorite perk on the list, and one which would be worth it at twice the price.

Happy (6): Goodbye, depression. It was nice knowing you... Nevermind, no it wasn't.

Courage (5): Goodbye to you too, shyness and various other psychological conditions.

Shadow (4): Another underpriced power. It's like invisibility, but better.

Liar (2): One of the most useful powers around, both because of how easy it is to just tell a lie and the fact that you can keep people from acting as long as you're taking.

Justice (0): Like mind control, but they're the ones who control their own minds. And they can't even stop me from talking as long as I'm lying while I do it.

Drawbacks: Weakness (1): I get this for free.

Charm (0): For those times when Liar and Justice are overkill. Plus it means people will just be nice to me in general without needing prompting.

I wonder if I'd be able to take over the world with these? Not sure, but it's worth a try. Of course, first I'm going to need to devote myself to actually building up some skills, and just having fun with my new powers. Maybe the other folks with powers will want to work together on this conquest thing? Or maybe some of them will be dumb enough to take Vulnerable.
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>>54025906
human sentinel [vitality and endurance]
attributes: intellect, clarity and mind
armour: agies
wepons: knight swords, tower shield and crossbow [stylised as a dragon]

magic: undead, the soul magic path with all etches. one for the sword the ceaseless for my armour and soul ward for my shield.
upgrade death miasma with soul speaker.

now with the 11 glass orbs from the missions. and the double etching
unlock time and go down spell rewind route. with the post ourbros rout.
put the double time on my bow and sword, and petrify on the armour and shield

no companions.
jobs:
city guard, and rapotor mount

exilance and tyrant mounts

fort defense and behemoth mount

defiant and dragon mount.

for factions I think ill go with boneseekers

so my idea is I protect a point, and if you try to take me I will wither you, if you nearly kill me I will rewind and then come back to beat you
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>>54033446
>don't use your computer late, read before bed instead
but I read on my computer
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>>54035423
They are basically skills for girls. I want to make missions first, before writing them. And I want to make turn based gameplay DLC too.
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>>54026972
What am I supposed to do if I start with a negative number of points to spend on the fourth page?
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>>54035521
Why not move out?
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>>>/trash/10131153

Better than nothing, I guess.
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>>54035807
Reward yourself for being a great warden
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>>54035831
Oh. Thank you for answering my question.
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>>54035458
Here, let me try to help you.
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>>54034100
Why not post it over here?
>>>/trash/10131153 →
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>>54035742
>I read on my PC
Don't. Or rather, don't do it before bed.
The point in reading before bed is to close your PC and not blast bright light in your eyes.
That messes with melatonin release, basically tricking your brain into thinking it's day and not being tired.
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>>54036049
yeah i know that, but the only other option is reading on my phone and that's pretty similar

though i have heard of ways to shift the monitor colors more towards the red end to simulate evening or something, but im too lazy for that

anyway i have insomnia and sometimes sleep during the day so it doesnt matter lol
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>>54035742
>but I read on my computer
Then don't read on your computer you retard.
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>>54036090
>but the only other option is reading on my phone
BOOKS

EBOOKS

SCROLLS AND TAPESTRIES

FUCK YOU
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>>54036125
>BOOKS
lmao no
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>>54036090
>yeah i know that, but the only other option is reading on my phone and that's pretty similar
Whats wrong with physical books?
>shift colors
That's what f.lux does. It's a program that makes the colors more red when the sun goes down (you can change your location if you want it to change earlier/later)
>insomnia
That's not an argument to not do everything in your power to sleep more easily. It's an argument for.
If you're predisposed to cancer that isn't an argument to smoke and not wear sun screen.
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>>54036140
Well then, you deserve your situation.
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>>54036090
You should look into f.lux, which is free and does the redshift for you, and adapts to the time of day.
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>>54036194
>Whats wrong with physical books?
what i read isn't even read published books in the first place most of the time, i would only find them in the wrong language where i live unless i ordered them, and so on

>That's not an argument
kind of is, it's kind of like smoking when you already have terminal cancer that'll kill you in two months

i mean yeah i could fix my insomnia, maybe, but that's a completely different thing and i have no reason to stop reading on the computer before i start doing that because i know perfectly well i wont fall asleep normally even if i do
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>>54036194
>Whats wrong with physical books?
Not him, but they can be pretty costly. E-books I can get through subscriptions, but paper back costs a pretty penny.
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>>54035999
Reading things like this /d/ metashit thread makes me glad our board doesn't have such shit mods.

Well, at least when not handling me. I still don't know why I'm not banned from here or anything.
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>>54036275
>User was banned for this post.
>>
>tfw there is no cyoa whwere you can abuse your /cyoag/ authorfu.
>tfw not talented enough to make one.
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>>54036339
>cyoa
>talent
lamoa
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>>54036339
There hasn't even been an authorfu cyoa in awhile because no one wants to make one

But I want one so bad
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>>54036339
But there is! If your authorfu is AngelAnon.
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>>54036339
There won't be cause you and those like you make excuses
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>>54036375
I can make a CYOA, but I don't give a flying fuck about a single author enough to remember anything about them.

And I don't want one.
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>>54036339
>authorfu
this needs to stop
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>>54036375
Desu desu
I need to cuck ZBG and tok
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>>54036375
It's one of my many dreams to someday be in an Authorfu cyoa.
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>>54036416
Who are you?
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>>54036416
Me too anon
>>54036412
It won't stop until you make one
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>>54036339
The problem with author CYOAs is that the one who makes will feel awkward writing about themselves in it, but still wants to be present in it as an option.
This is why everyone capable of making one doesn't do anything and just waits for someone else to do it instead. You can see how well it works.
The only solution is for someone new and nameless to make the next author CYOA. Yes, I'm talking about you, Anon. You must make it.
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>>54036480
everyone is capable of making one, while most people aren't known authors so it wouldn't make sense to put themselves in it and wanting to be in an author cyoa makes little sense for them anyway
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>>54036247
>what i read isn't even read published books in the first place most of the time
Then get better taste faggot.
>completely different
Nigga it'll help. Trust me, as someone who has insomnia for a completely different thing.
>>54036275
>quests
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>>54036537
>Then get better taste faggot.
you don't even know what i read, you're the one who brought up books and taste in the first place as if that even applies to everything you fucking idiot
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>>54036537
I agree with the decision to create /qst/.

And before you decide to splerge about it, I'd ask you to withhold that opinion. This debate has extended for thousands of posts in dozens of meta threads.
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>>54036611
>SDA can't count
wow
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>>54036480
>The only solution is for someone new and nameless to make the next author CYOA.
True. Dude that made the first one had only made one before and he wrote himself so it was obvious he was the author
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>>54036718
Which one was that?
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>>54036739
The first one.
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>>54036637
I'm not surprised you're illiterate, anon. Or, probably just low IQ.
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>>54035810
No money.
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>>54036557
>you don't even know what i read
I know that if it's not in books it's bad. It's probably some horrible internet shit, right? Like Worm or worse.
>>54036611
Quests died because of that board. That is my only concern.
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>>54036431
I'm TextAnon.
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>>54036787
maybe i am compared to you, what's yours iq? :^)

>>54036803
>I know that if it's not in books it's bad. It's probably some horrible internet shit, right? Like Worm or worse.
still assuming it's something that taste even applies to even after i corrected you, learn to read

who even said it was a fucking story you mongoloid
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>>54036803
You can get stuff you would read in a book for free, in a smaller size, on your phone.
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>>54036339
I want to physically and emotionally abuse Italics in front of my true lover while they cry.
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>>54036831
What the shit are you reading then? Instruction manuals? The same thing applies to non-fiction, doofus: if it's not in books, it's not good.
>>54036834
You can also get it on your ebook. You DO have one, don't you?
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>>54036480
I'd make one myself, if I even knew much about the authors.
To be honest I don't care who makes cyoas, I just play em.
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>>54036858
articles about various natural science topics generally

>if its not in a book its not good
yeah, i guess a kid like you needs colorful pictures in your children's encyclopedia to keep your attention lol

>You DO have one, don't you?
try to sound more like a piece of shit hipster, i dare you faggot
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>>54036880
>articles about various natural science topics generally
See? I was right. Shit taste.
>try to sound more like a piece of shit hipster, i dare you faggot
This is your brain on STEMfaggotry.
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>>54036858
I have not found a single ebook reader that can read pdfs with any degree of effectiveness.
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>>54036897
c a l i b r e
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>>54036893
still better taste than yours, which is based on a medium instead of the contents, author, topic, title, or anything else meaningful
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>>54036831
Average across several tests was mid 130s, lowest I scored was 133. Passed the preliminary Mensa test by like 90%, and now I kind if want to book a proper test.

Will have to study, though. CYOA has kind of deteriorated my brainletness.
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>>54036927
>which is based on a medium
It's not though. It's simply the fact that anything good will be published in book form -- it doesn't have to be read in book form. Don Quixote is good as a papery object or as an epub.
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>>54036928
wow we're actually really close

it's amazing that you can't count with that kind of iq, how did you manage that?

oh right, and you also forget that iq measures things like linguistic and social associations instead of, you know, anything useful
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>>54036915
Which is a piece of software. I have great software on my phone already, which is why I'm not buying some old person ebook reader.
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>>54036876
I honestly don't even know how to describe most of the authors
>SDA
smug anime shitposer who likes asses
>Beri
sweet slimegirl
>Angel
Lesbian Nazi
>TokHaar
/d/eviant cuck
>Highlander
I dunno, but that's certainly a big CYOA
>Symbiobro
likes tits and symbiotes
>Scientist
he's a skeleton or something
>Italics
I have no idea

And that's just off the top of my head, not even mentioning a ton of other authors, both new and old
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>>54036960
The deal with ebooks is that they're just like normal paper, so they don't fuck up your eyes and make you an insomniac.
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>>54036945
that is your taste, as you have presented absolutely nothing else as your taste

and you don't even know what taste is, since you're applying it to non-entertainment, which makes you an idiot
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>>54036928
>lmaoing at this brainlet
Come back to me when you're too terrified of failure to ever get tested.
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>>54036979
>since you're applying it to non-entertainment
No. The fact you read for non-entertainment purposes is disgusting.
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>>54036952
>Close
Being 20 points below doesn't make you close, anon.
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>>54036952
I'm hesitant to get in on all this ridiculous arguing, but, I think that the ability to understand language and read social cues are both pretty genuinely useful.
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>>54036973
I would be fine with that if they could read pdfs properly.
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>>54037005
c a l i b r e
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>>54037003
fucking normie GET OUT MY THREAD
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>>54036992
being a willfully ignorant pleb is what's disgusting, being a hipster who does things for the sake of appearances instead of enjoying them just makes you a good target to laugh at as well

>>54037002
yeah, but two points higher is pretty close

>>54037003
nigger go do an iq test and show me a practical context you can use shit in, ill wait
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>>54037038
>being a hipster who does things for the sake of appearances
Not hipster you fucking pleb, "pseud". And what gave you that impression? Surely you're not just scrabbling for insults. That would be sad.
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>>54037038
>>54037048
Also this "I read to better myself lol" shit is pathetic. Read because it's fun, because it is. Even -- in fact, especially -- when it's educating.
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>>54037048
the fact that you're basing your entire presence in this conversation on appearances (muh books lmao) instead of personal likes or dislikes (tell me what you actually like you fucking coward)
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>>54037070
Do I really have to say it again?

If it is good, it will be published in a book. It is a sort of sieve. It is not better BECAUSE it is published, it is published because it is better.

Plus, things written after the internet are much more likely to suck compared to, say, Don Quixote.
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>>54037038
First off I'm the third guy you replied to but if the first guy you replied to is looking down on you for reading things for non-entertainment purposes then why do you assume he's doing things for appearances and not for entertainment. I mean, he's upset with YOU for doing that.

Second, I'm not entirely certain what you are asking me. To find something you'd need to know to score well in an IQ test that has any relevance to skills typically needed in the real world? If I'm right, then yeah, okay, I can totally see why I should shut up until I've actually taken an IQ test, since I don't actually have any experience with them.
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>>54036980
I'm not the kind of autist who gets anxiety from these kinds of assessments. I just wish Mensa would tell you your results.

>>54037038
Highest I scored was 144, anon.

You sound like a massive brainlet, by the way.
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>>54037108
Ah, but my whole being revolves around a rock-hard confidence in my superiority towards EVERYONE.
>>
Why are you all talking so much offtopic shit?
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>>54037096
>Don Quixote

I'm not in this internet fight, but I wanna throw my hat in for a second to say thanks for not saying Catcher in the Rye. I've read unpublished fanfics that were better than that piece of shit.
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>>54037154
Welcome to the /cyoag/ throg.
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>>54037154
'cause we're 450 posts in.
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>>54037100
>I mean, he's upset with YOU for doing that.
no, he's upset i defy his small minded one size fits all rule, what i read i read because it interests me, not so i can actually use it or brag about it

meanwhile all he does is explain what a fucking purist book-only hipster he is

>>54037126
wow, the highest i scored was two points higher too, what an amazing coincidence
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>>54025906

Human
Vanguard
-Vitality
-Endurance
-agility

Battlemage robes

Polearm x Staff (13) (glaive)
Shield catalyst (4)
Shortsword (3)

Flame Unlock
Flame skates
Cauterize
Dragonfire
Nova
Dragoon
Dragoon Armour Etch
Explosive Blows Weapon Etch

Elysium Knights
Fire Fox Physical Bonus

The plan is simple. Lead the assault, using nova to break the enemy formation and fighting like a champ, using the Nova bonus. Retreat to behind the troops to rest, continue once recovered.
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>>54037170
>no, he's upset i defy his small minded one size fits all rule
No I am that anon and I can confirm I'm upset you don't read for enjoyment.
>what i read i read because it interests me
So...for enjoyment?
>book-only
But anon, I read on my laptop and kindle all the time. I just COULD read it from a book if I wanted to pay for it (I don't).
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>>54037193
>No I am that anon and I can confirm I'm upset you don't read for enjoyment.
oh, okay, so you're bragging that you're even more retarded than i gave you credit for

alright

>So...for enjoyment?
sating curiosity is primary, any enjoyment is a side effect
besides, it was entertainment, not enjoyment

>But anon, I read on my laptop and kindle all the time. I just COULD read it from a book if I wanted to pay for it (I don't).
besides the point? what, you need me to repeat the thing you've been saying?
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>>54037253
>sating curiosity is primary
That is what any non-autist would call "enjoyment", anon.
>besides, it was entertainment, not enjoyment
Zero difference.
>besides the point?
Go ahead you complete mongoose. Are you incapable of understanding that the point is what you read isn't available in book form, not that you do not read it in book form?
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>>54037279
>That is what any non-autist would call "enjoyment", anon.
if you're an idiot, sure

>Zero difference.
wow, i was right, you are a fucking idiot

i mean i feel dumb by association now because you keep proving it and i keep giving you the benefit of the doubt

>Go ahead you complete mongoose. Are you incapable of understanding that the point is what you read isn't available in book form, not that you do not read it in book form?
nope, that's exactly what i was talking about when i called you a book only hipster, the fact whether you read it on your phone or not makes no difference to me

wow, and that's the third time you're a fucking idiot in a single post, amazing
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>>54037319
Not him, but:

Autism.
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>>54036971
Italics comes in to post their cyoa, answer a few questions, and then fucks off.

Dutiful.
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>>54037319
>book only hipster
I'm a hipster because I read only for appearances but I'm shitting on you for reading for reasons other than enjoyment AND I read things on my phone, meaning no one could know what I read?

Anon, you're not just trying to save face, are you?
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Someone make a new thread

deliver us from this shitposting
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>>54037253
>sating curiosity is primary, any enjoyment is a side effect

>I'm too COOL to read for fun! Aren't I cool anon? You think I'm cool right? I'm not like those *other* girls!
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>>54037352
new thread was created almost four hours ago
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>>54037351
whatever reason you use as an excuse for being mad at me has no bearing on the fact of what your decision making process on what to read is, so yeah, those two go together just fine as far as im concerned
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>>54037375
Why don't you fucking link it?
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>>54037381
Yeah, it's almost like I judge works by their quality, and what you read has none.
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>>54037386
>abloobloobloo its so hard to go to the catalog waaaaaah!
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>>54036971
>I dunno, but that's certainly a big CYOA
Highlander is just sort of in the backround of the shitposting drinking tea and wondering what Allah is gonna do to justly punish the rest of us.
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>>54037386

>>54037447
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>>54037419
you haven't talked about quality though, you only talked about whether it was published or not

and no, before you repeat your fallacious principle again, correlation does not equal causation
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>>54037473
>you only talked about whether it was published or not
Because all good works are published, yes. I thought this was obvious.
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>>54037488
i can't tell if you're the guy im talking with or someone trying to satirize him by acting as dumb as possible
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>>54037529
Name one (1) good unpublished work.
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>>54037529
Are you Saudi Arabian?
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>>54037535
why would i? the things i told you im reading aren't even works in the first place, and whether they are good or not is tertiary at best to whether they are informative or not
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>>54037558
Ah, the classic STEMfag failure. Read something good for once, not this trash. Like Montaigne. He's informative AND patrician.
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>>54037576
unfortunately he didn't write about anything that interests me
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>>54037488
Eh, not all good works are published, and not everything published is good.

That said, sticking to published works is a good way to have at least some measure of quality assurance. You are far more likely to find complete garbage in unpublished works, but there are still some gems, just like there are some published works that are still garbage.

Although, admittedly, it's pretty flipping rare for something good and unpublished to not eventually end up published. Ultimately I'm just arguing the use of 'all' and being kind of a technicality snob, so I'll shut up now.
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>>54037467
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
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