/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF SDA AND DSA

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>>53923423
>>53916550
tl; dr : Vampire/Lich Sorceror hybrid coming Soon™ to a CYOA near you!

([¤]Denotes a choice previously bought)

>Supreme Sorcerer(Human)(+17)
I know my own limits so underestimating my opponents shouldn't be an issue. Call me crazy but I got a good feeling about this.
I suppose I'll take Arcane, sounds pretty meta.
>Drawbacks : Witchhunter, Adventure, I see You!, Pervert, Signature, Skimpy Outfit, Elemental Weakness(Darkness), Time Limit, Fractured Power, Personality(puns), Unexpected Enemies (+35)
>Combo : Soulsplit (+37)
>>(Powers : Shapeshift + Hybrid(Lich) )
>Death Option : Banished(-36)
gg

-The Witchhunter of the realm is a priority. Since she isn't herocore it should be trivial to mindbreak her with the D.
-Nobody expects a Double Undead such as myself to be weak to Dark. They won't even try.
-I'm not very witty so most puns only come after the fact. Double damned I am, by the curse of undeath and by l'sprit de l'escalier.
-Time Limit+Banished allow a pretty casual way of going about this. Too stronk, reroll. Weak powerlevels waifushit slice of life, farm Essence. Interesting setting, earn xp, enthrall notable locals and try to get a new class/level. Does Banished allow me to keep artefacts/bases? Some sort of pocket dimension ala Chillzone CYOA that manifests on the Prime as I enter a Setting would be neat. Ah fuck you, that's what I'm ruling it to be.

>Combo : Secret City (-30)
>>(Artefacts : Secret Hideout + Treasure*2 | Companions : Noblewoman*2)
>Combo : Airship (-22)
>>(Companions : Pirate Captain + Master Artificer | Artefacts : Seekers Map)
SKY PIRATES, ASSEMBLE!

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>>53921108
>>53921718

my bad senpai, didn't know about that one. Best edit I can do without having the psd

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>>53923559
>Form 1 : Human (8/22)
>Combo : Vampire Bride (-2),
>>(Powers Vampirism + Waifu Catcher + Sex Appeal(Female) | Companions :
[¤]Noblewoman*3)
>Power : Corruption (0)
Basic Sexy stache of cuckedom set. The bitches have only as much power as my base sorcerer class and the human vampire half(still tremendously stronk).

>Form 2 : Lich(14/22)
>Combo : Chronomancy (-9)
>>(Powers : Unbendable Time + [¤]Arcane Magic + Ferromancy + Limited Divination | Artefact : [¤] Seekers Map)
>Combo : Defile (-3)
>>(Powers : Monstrify + Transmutation + [¤]Shapeshifter)
>Power : Necromancy (0)

I have plenty raw and social power distributed in these two forms. As for what Quests and enemies I would have, that depends on the particular quest I'm facing. I mean, noblewomen wouldn't really be an obstacle to killing everybody the hero as ever loved or cared about. Very lenient time limits, which should be used to increase power/acquire new thralls/ create masterwork weapons/ learn other forms of magic. All to achieve new Combos like Archmage, Total Pervert, Demonology and so on.

Is the guy who made the Worm CYOA around? I have a question. Two of the shards mention they can grow stronger, does that apply to abilities like Paramount and Kingmaker?

>>53923612
Liking this. Liking this a lot.

>>53923725
>the Worm CYOA
But which one? There's like five different CYOAs about Worm.

>>53923612
>Trueblood (hemophiliac)
>Mirage

Not messing with Bloody Mary, but still a lot you can so with level 3; only level 2 requires me to spill blood to use magic anyway, and thats something I can do safe at home.

>>53923739
it is all yours my friend

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>>53923423

>>53923746
The sixth and newest version

>>53923496
I for one welcome our new buttslut overlords

>>53923872
The latest one released here is an update to #5. There is no #6 that I know of.

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>>53923423

>>53923880
Then that one

>>53923496
>implying they are not the same person

So what's ZBG doing next?

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>>53924160
skydiving without a parachute

>>53924096
this was funny for all of one thread

>>53924160
the guardian thing I think; the persona/stand one.

I'll actually be interested to see how that plays out, waifus don't do much for me by themselves

>>53924220
>the guardian thing I think
I remember now. What was that CYOA meant to be about?

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>>53924280
Basically about building a guardian spirit that works like a stand or persona

You could either be a spirit and have a master to protect, or build a spirit and be the master; at least that was the intent if I recall correctly

How many urban fantasy cyoas do we have? And why aren't they made more?

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>>53916550
Oh boy, PvP!
>The Mastermind
We're going to be really smart about this
>Human girl(male)
+1 shard, we're at 17
>Escape death
Phylactery. Since it can't be destroyed unless I'm destroyed at the same time, I can make it look pretty! (-2 shards, putting us at 15)
>Powers
Sex Appeal. Duh (13 shards left)
Got style! Another duh. (12)
No guns! Being shot sucks! (11)
Nullification. It's a big one, but gotta look out for number 1 (3 points)
Unbendable time. Let's stop time stoppers.(2 points)
Ferromancy (-1) Because this is a cool power!
Shapeshifting (-3) Also because this is a cool power!
Regeneration (-5) See above
Hybrid (-7) Satisfying my inner weeb, I'm now a fox-girl(male)
Divine Essence (-9) And for some comfort

Adventurer (-8)
Skimpy Outfit (-7)
Fractured Power (-4)
A Fair Warning (-2)
Unexpected Enemies (0 Master Smith, Magitek Brobot)

Fair Warning:
Dear Master,
There is not much I can say in 100 words, so I'll be brief:
-I'm not here to kill you
-Enjoy two new companions
-My goal here is to be your bitch. Read that again to make sure it sinks in. I’m the clingy type, but as long as you ‘feed’ me once per day, I’ll be happy to turn my intelligence and powers to your cause; and you know what those powers are with this scroll.
Let’s live a long and fun life together,
Your friend.

Once the master of the realm finds me and trusts me, I'll enact my sinister plan do exactly as promised in the warning.

Bring on the PvP!

>>53923570
Hello fellow nemesis! Good luck in your hunting! Just stay away from my prey!

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Okay, try it this time. If everything is fine, I'll start last 2 pages.

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>>53924481

>>53924466
Oh, actually forgot 1 thing. Discounts for ship hulls, or tank weapons, or air gadget price increase is 5 resource.

>>53924312
>a stand or persona
great fun, another cyoa that requires you to know everything about some anime the author loves ...

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>>53924431
This reads like some sort of fucked up CYOA choice
>Nemesis Anon
+10/10 kitsune waifu invades your realm
-She's here to kill you and end your CYOA
-She's hard to kill, can shape shift, knows your location, is immune to your powers, time fuckery, bullets, and can come back from dead
+She doesn't start at full power, and must travel through your realm to gain all of her powers
+You gain a robot and a weapon smith to help you combat her
+/- You gained a scroll that detailed out her powers, as well as her role. She sent a message with it, that if it were to be believed, she's doesn't want to kill you, just be mind broken by you.
+/- The scroll and her message are telling you two different things
+/- She is actually a he.

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>>53924388

>why aren't they made more?

People just like regular fantasy better I suppose. I think regular fantasy is easier to write for, thats for sure.

Theres a few CYOAs that fall under the Urban Fantasy umbrella like Dark City though I guess.

>>53924466
Can you actually explain the girls? You seem to think we've all watched the same shitty anime as you have.

>>53924558
A stand or persona is basically a not spooky ghost that punches your enemies in to submission

>>53924388
>How many urban fantasy cyoas do we have?
About three
>And why aren't they made more?
Because you're a little bitch like all the other whiners. Make shit, don't beg others to do it.

>>53924558
Its pretty much like having a guardian spirit with super powers. I presume it'll have more of an introduction in the actual cyoa that "stand persona analogy"

Also suck it up you prissy little bitch, I don't complain about all the Saber or Worm shit

>>53924691
>not complaining about all worm CYOA's being straight garbage

>>53924647
>Three
Are you serious?

>>53924705
As I haven't played them, I wouldn't know.

>>53924577
What do you mean explain? 1st page gives the setting and Basics explain basics.

>>53924739
Sure why not.

>>53924755
What are they? Are they huge? Are they girl-sized? What makes them better than actual ships n shit? Also, what the fuck is "a copy" of the infantry people -- is it literally two for the price of one?

>>53924768
Valid complaints, but you still come off as a ass-mad faggot.

>>53924558
> Oh no I can't do five fucking minutes of google because I'm a little bitch.

>>53924792
I AM ass-mad. I like the CYOA but it makes no sense.

>>53924691
You have to ask kindly anon

>>53924793
> Oh no I can't do five fucking minutes of writing to explain my setting because I'm a little bitch.

>>53924807
filtered.

>>53924807
okay

kindly no more sabers

>>53924830
jesus christ, while you're not wrong to filter someone you don't like the presence of, posting
>filtered.
is some primary school tier shit. "Haha, you suck, now I'm going to block my ears so you can't call me names back! I win!"

>>53924793
>>53924820
The two of you arguing about this is pointless because "Stand or Persona" is just a term being used by an anon to describe what should be obvious from the name "Guardian spirit."

The CYOA isn't out yet and you're already bickering over a term being used by someone else to describe it.

>>53924853
filtered.

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>>53920326
Here you go, TextAnon. Imageified the Minor Conveniences CYOA. Hope you like it!

>>53924840
You called?

>>53924855
All I ask is to explain what your weeb words mean and to use a setting that isn't "this is the setting in that anime I don't have to explain anything".

>>53924918
What you're asking is retarded. Why should other people play around your ignorance?

>>53924918
if you cant figure out what guardian spirit means, weeb words are the least of your problems

just wait for the damn cyoa to come out, I'm sure this place will have plenty of complaints then

>>53924918
Those things he was talking about translate to "A fucking ghost with superpowers that punches or otherwise acts forcefully in a manner meant to protect you or your interests."

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>>53920392
>Wife
Mikome. So she's basically flawless as long as we both believe in it? Perfect.
>Daughteru
Toko. She is not only CUTE, but also super smart, dedicated and upbeat.
>Slices of Life
This&That. She'd better be ready to absorb all that desire.
Uncook or Be Cooked. After discussing things with my stomach I have decided to pick this over New Year.
Beach. I'd like to teach our daughteru to swim, and Miko would help me overcome my dislike of crowds.

No challenges, though. And none of the mystery boxes appeals to me except maybe the blue one.

>>53924998
>reading the mystery boxes before deciding to pick them

>>53925026
Literally the only way to play.

>>53925029
There is a reason they are called mistery boxes, anon

>>53925075
Not really.

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What are some good dungeon crawler CYOAs?

>>53925083
Dark souls

>>53925029
If you're cancer sure

>>53924768
They are human sized. Otherwise I would mention it.

They are better than regular ships because they have energy fields, improve weapons and armor when they remodel a vehicle.
And a loss of ship girl creates no human casualities, because there are no humans on board and that good because the war lasted for a decade already.
The enemy boss girls are one man armies, but human core tech is not up there yet, so you need five of them.

Tanks are smaller with the same firepower and armor and have no human crews.

Infantry are faster and much tougher than humans. The retreat gadget, or scout hull even give them bullet time.

Airs are lightning fast and heavily armed. Also, they all but ignore g force.

Should I write that in too?

>>53925083
>>53924096

>>53925181
Also, yes. A copy is a copy. Instead of getting bigger, like vehicles, they get a copy of themselves. So, a light infantry girl is two girls, medium is three girls.

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>>53925083
Miser actually sounds like it'd be an interesting class for an rpg.

For this one though,
>Goblin Sewers
>Mage: Illusionist
The goblins and beasts should be easy prey for my illusions and control spells. Traps will be the real risk I think, so long as I can find a decent source of water.

>Bonfires
Having somewhere safe to sleep is a huge boon to any dungeon crawler, especially a mage.
>Waystones
Mostly so if I do find a good source of water I can quickly travel back there if necessary.

I thought long and hard about the hidden home, but I think it'd be too likely for me to just hole up there and not leave. This way I'll keep moving and try get the keys.

>Adventurers
A good illusionist can solo or act as a force multiplier and assuming I pick up invisibility I should be able to escape any wipes if necessary.
>Anchorites
The cheap food and potion of the shopkeepers was tempting, but having a way to remove curses and stuff feels like it'd be more important, if less often.
>Dark Knights
No way I'd match them in a fight, but they seem the ones I'd be best able to hide my presence from.

>>53925181
Sure but you can cut it down to like one sentence.
>>53925192
When you say "getting bigger", do you mean just the gear or the girl herself?

Plus...what about the mecha (the big infantry)? Presumably they aren't as huge as they look in the pictures?

Also right now according to your wording a light inf would not have any copies, and also I had no idea you meant each hull size would increase the copies by one. I thought you meant "each girl of medium or higher hull size will get a copy".

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>>53923496

>>53923423
I sill think that old version was strictly superior
Now if you aern't going to join military only first and last two should ever be picked

>>53925183
Go away please

>>53923423
>not 50 cubic cm in weight
>volume shitlord detected

>>53924891
Does the 30 second time skip work on tasks like exercise or stretching? How about things like reading a page of a book? Can I use it to stealthily do things I'd be caught if I did, like swiping something, peeking at someone's cards, or drawing a gun, shooting someone, and bolstering it?

>>53925179
I am.

>>53925261
What are you trying to say?

>>53925179
I'm virgo, and I, too, read mystery boxes before making my decision.

>>53925207
I mean their machine parts are getting bigger. Scout and Light wear them, Medium both wear and have them float around, Heavy only float around, S.Heavy and Dreadnaught are whole vehicles that they command like captains.

Ah, yes. Infantry get a copy every two hull sizes. Maybe I should remove that rule.

Mecha would count as a power for the original with the two copies as proper infantry.

>>53925312
kek

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>>53925312
not bad

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>>53925312

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What level of heresy is required for the adverse effect of 'faith' to occur? From a Christian perspective.

Whats that cyoa where you can go into the past and choose a goal to achieve (conquer X amount of land, achieve X amiunt of technological progress) to achieve immortality?

>>53924891
Both time powers
You just can't say no to this synergy

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>>53925350
This one?

>>53925337
Not dying for the emperor

>>53925244
go away

>>53923739
said the hobo, on finding a half eaten sandwich

>>53924820
So it it's explained to you in the CYOA, would you complains about a Persona or JoJo CYOA?

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>>53925338
>Barbarian
>Human

>Might x 2
>Stamina
>Speed
>Vitality
>Toughness

>Sex Appeal

>Knowledge
>Willpower


>Exiled Sorceress

>Danger Bait
>Super Fan
>Irritating Rival Princess

>Erotopia


I imagine this would be pretty much like living in an Oglaf strip, down to having sex regular with the tsundere rival princess, who'll insist that she's still a virgin because "last time didn't count"

>>53925373
Yes

>>53925261
Because the weight of 50 cubic Cm varies widly, also because a continuous volume is far less exploitable than a given weight

>>53925373
Post the DLC

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circulating OC, will likely expand this one eventually or incorporate into a bigger CYOA

(true dexer here: Devil's Dick + Tiger Shroud, pls)

>>53925442
No, why would I. I miss out on a level of depth but such is life.

>>53925530
>Cupid's Wrath
>Wisdom of Minerva
Snipey snipe

If I don't get you the first time I'll go back in time and try again

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>>53925373
>>53925498

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>>53920392
>Wife
Elizabeth
>Daughter
Near
>Slice of life
Family Reunion
Bedtime Stories
Old Couple
Daughters first love
Bros
>Challanges
Late nights (bought an extra slice of life)

>>53924466
Looking pretty neat, as a KC and mecha musume fag, I approve.

>>53925451
>having sex
How are you going to do that when you're genderless?

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>>53923496
Anna has a really nice ass.

>>53925656
With a great deal of imagination anon.

>>53925083
>Temple of Forgotten Gods
>Miser
Plenty of good loot here provided it can be uncursed. My golem may have trouble fending of swarms but transmuting some AoE potions should do the trick.

>Bonfire
>Backpack
Almost went for the map but I can draw my own. Securing both my wares and regular trade routes are far more important.

>Anchorites
>Adventurers
If some of my sold wares happen to be cursed I can direct customers to the anchorites for a finder's fee.

>Stalkers
By the time my doppelganger grasps the power of coin I will have amassed enough wealth to take it on at an advantage.

>>53925663
Some would argue her ass counts as an immortality option, unlike cloning.

>:)

>>53924466

Does anyone actually understand this CYOA? You get 5 girls, but need a construction event to pick multiple types, even when there's less than 5 options? How many "girls" are in the infantry? Mechs are unlocked by infantry/armor? Then how do I IFV? I literally do not even.

>>53924574
>Post-Human
>Lightning Mage
>Moon Shot
>Hecaetae

No idea where to get the ammo from, but I'm going to cheese my way to Weathercontrol and become THE WEATHERMAN!

Saber cyoa when?

>>53925800
No, you pick five girls of the same type as your backstory, i.e. 5 ships for a navy commander, 5 tanks for commander from armored force, etc.

Construction event allows, for example, navy commander to pick tanks, making them look like land ships. If tank commander picks infantry girls, you unlock mechs.

And first options are just subtypes/squad leaders, not the choices. Those are on the next page.

And how do you IFV will be clearer when I make the 4th page with transports/companions/etc. You'll just take IFV transport.

But I'll probably be remaking the first three pages forever.

>>53925338
>Class
Rogue (20)

>Race
Human

>Physical Boons
Stamina (17)
Speed (14)
Vitality (11)
Toughness (8)

>Social Boons
Sex Appeal (7)
Charm (4)
Gift of Tongues (1)

>Miscellaneous
Lucky (-3)

>Disadvantages
Demon Marked (3)

>Setting
Erotopia (0)

>53920088
>Mikoeme
Perfect waifu 10/10
>Amber Nia and Toko
I could not resist picking more than one
>Family gamers Play day Bedtime stories
Now i feel sad because chances are i will never have this
>Injury prone The blue mystery box
Oh well i guess that the quote ''Love is pain'' is true after all

>>53925958
Ah fuck i am too tired this is for this >>53920088

>>53925971
How i managed to fuck up twice? >>53920392

>>53924891
Oh my gosh, this is fuckin' sweet! I love the design, thank you so much for making it! I'll only be posting this version from now on.

>>53926071
Glad you like it! Hope you keep making more cyoa stuff.

>>53925277
Yeah, basically any task you can break down into taking a very small amount of time. Just keep in mind the cooldown, and make sure you can easily move fast enough and are discreet enough for people not to notice the sudden change. (For instance, the gun will still make a sound when it fires, and if you aren't careful, the skip might stop before you hide the gun, so that people will still hear the gunshot, and see that you're armed. You have some leeway in that no one actually saw you shoot anyone, but they might not be thinking clearly when they realize someone near them has been shot and someone else has a gun).

>>53925083
Question:
For Paladin, are Unholy forces a Type? Or merely vanquishing 'bad'/dangerous/notactivelygoodbeings?

If it's Unholy as a Type:
>Temple of Forgotten Gods
>Evoker Unless Necromancy gets anti-spirit stuff
>Bonfires+Encyclopspedia
>Anchorites and shopkeepers
>Black Knights

Trying to maximise early survivability and growth, as well as longevity and food supply. I don't trust myself to be competent enough to deal with the non-direct threats either.
Saying that, Assassin was tempting for the Danger Sense. How potent/precise/early is that anyway?


And if Paladin's like the Warrior but + Honourable conduct and compelled to SMITE then:
Pally + soonetobeexDemon's Forge + Bonfire/Encyclopedia combo again safe rest zone and a guide? Can't pass those up + Anchorites/Shopkeepers again + Dark Knights again.


Can Hunters tame Terrorbeasts?

>>53925400
Damn it Larry I want answers!

>>53926257
What does +2 for the games means?

>>53923423
>>53923423
>A Magi's Spark
Don't worry about the arcane addiction, I'll cure it with magic.

>>53926352
It's not mine senpai, I don't know.

>>53926352
Use a credit get +2 games

>>53926257
>Katawa Shoujo
Excellent taste, makes me want to choose the stay in the games forever

>>53925337
Something that seriously contradicts or goes against the teachings of your faith. Think Protestants and Catholics, if that helps.

>>53925338
>Spell Blade
>Human
>one of every physical boon in what ways do they stack anyway?
>Quicklearner
>Willpower

>Demonmarked and Dangerbait

One Man Party a gogo.
Maximise personal growth with plenty of exp gathering opportunities via extra enemies

More cyoa like cowboy one please! That was very fun

>>53926518
You don't have to ask for permission ;)
Just make it!

>>53926257
>Nerve pod
>Stay in the games
>Waifu simulator (upgraded)
>Eroge (upgraded)
>Comfy life sim
>Medieval RPG
>VR MMORPG
>Survival

Eventually i hope they figure out how to be able to take my waifu&daughteru to other games so we can play together

>>53926548
I cannot make it! I want others to make it for me

>>53926596
I asked for months for a Saber cyoa.
I had to do it myself to get one

>>53926685
Do you think I care enough to waste hours of my life making an escapism fantasy page?? I don't care enough! I tried to make one and I said after about a half hour "wow I really don't care enough about this I'm going to go to the beach", and I got into my bathing suit and well off I went to the beach. I even called up a friend of mine and he and I went to the beach together. And I told him about the cyoa and he said it was a cool idea, cowboys, and maybe we should do a western /tg/ game and I said "Sure Cord that sounds like a good time can you DM??" and he said sure since he knows I'm a poor DM (still practicing though). Then I got home and went to a nice group chat I have and said "wanna play this guys?" and everyone loved the idea and were due to play next Saturday.

>>53926257
>Nerve pod
>Join Us
>Medieval RPG
>Survival
>Comfy Life Sim (Upgraded)
>Eroge (upgraded)

>>53926743
If you do not care enough to waste hours into it you shouldn't care enough to post in this site, begging anons to do your work

>>53926743
Okay.

>>53926777
Making one takes hours and posting takes 15 seconds. Very different levels of care here, because of the effort needed is also very different!

>>53925663
Fuck it, they will learn to fear my god-machine.
Shoot to kill and sealed in gets me a bonus 11 points, I'm going to die in style.
Large chassis and Reactive Armour for +8 makes me essentially indestructible, then a Flamethrower and Mounted MG for +9 gives me firepower. I'll attack at night, and all the burning buildings and people should make it difficult for them to locate me on thermal cameras. I'll take Advanced Optics for +3 though so I can see. Then an Improved Engine so I can actually drive under all my armour, Communications so I can bellow praise to the Omnissiah, and Extra Fuel so that I can keep the murder going as long as possible, all for +11, and a total of 33KK.
Then I'll go burn down a city.

>>53926793
If you, the person who wants it, is not willing to do it himself then there is no reason for somebody else to care enough so as to do it becouse you are a lazy twat

>>53926837
He is - no joke - autistic.
That or a master baiter.

Maybe you could pay someone to make the CYOA if you want it that bad and aren't willing to do the work yourself

>>53923874
Starting location: Sylvan realm


Exosuit size: Suit (375)

Features
Jetpack (350)
Respirator (340)
Sensor suite (325)
Mobility suite (315)
Acclimatization suite (310)
Armour grade 3 (280)
Stealth grade 3 (255)
Micro- interceptors (230)
A.I. Class 2 (180)
Return home protocol (170)
Suit regeneration (135)

Weapons
Hidden blade (125)
Grenade launcher (100)
Antenor rifle (85)
Fang shotgun (65)
Pandurus rifle (45)

Magic
Minor healing (30)
Telekinesis (15)
Backfire (0)

Companions: Sonya Bichsel and Robert Duncan

Base
Secluded home
Kitchen/dining room (90)
Armoury (80)
Medbay (65)
Garage (15)
Ultranet Access (10)
Luxury cabins (0)

Vehicle
Wheeled
Armour grade 2 (80)
Autocannon (70)
Missile pod (55)
Self-repair function (40)
battlefield sensor suite (30)
Recon drones (20)
Arc gun (5)
Co-axial laser (0)

>>53926865
Man, I wish I could get paid for making a bunch of text only CYOAs. That'd be livin' the dream.

>>53926837
Just because they won't do it for me doesn't mean there's no reason! Maybe I've inspired someone with My words and they realize that the cowboy cyoa format is the ultimate cyoa format? Its putting the presence out there. Or maybe there's some soul kinder than yourself (though you seem plenty kind already) who is willing to help a n*igger out

>>53926919
Probably wouldn't get paid much though, sadly.

I wonder how many of the original creators/refiners are even still here? Would be nice to be able to clarify a few things.

>>53926865
That has to be the most pathetic thing I've ever heard! CYOAs last a total of 5 minutes reading maybe? Even if you're loaded with fat stacks its a disgrace to even THINK about paying for an escapism image

>>53926919
I wish could get paid creating the graphics and visuals of a CYOA. Writing if hard and exhausting and has stopped progress of many of my ideas.

>>53925337
>What level of heresy is required for the adverse effect of 'faith' to occur? From a Christian perspective.
Being protestant scum.

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>>53926927
You want to convince us to make your work by posting about how little you care about it...
Very interesting

>>53926919
Cater to furries and other deviants. There has to be a market for it but it will cost a piece of your soul.

>>53926976
Well it won't be my work it'll be your your baby, proud papa. I'll just gaze at your child, study her, enjoy her and use her

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>>53927059
>enjoy her
>use her
No

At least this one shitposter is funny gotta hand it to him

>>53927087
>>53926976
I too, read The Gamer.

>>53926956
Sounds like we, should TEAM UP!

I mean, we won't get paid, but I'd be psyched to have your image work if you wouldn't mind my writing. What kind of CYOA ideas do you have?

>>53927087
I like how you have many pictures of the same character

>>53927190
:D time for gamer waifu cyoa?

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>>53927209

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>>53926946
It would be nice if PPP+ ever came out.

>>53923874
Damn, why have I never paid attention to this one before? It's pretty great.

Time to start figuring out how to allocate all those points. At a glance, I can tell I'm not likely to get a base that is both comfortable and practical

>>53927027
Hmm... Well, having a soul thus far hasn't stopped me from being a total failure NEET, so if becoming successful requires not even the entirety of my soul, it seems like a good deal.

>>53927208
Ideas for cyoas aren't my strong point . But I've so far got
A comfy world building type cyoa with Doll waifu focus.
A Dragon Cyoa in a similar vein to the original one, just with updated graphics soo far.
And a Highschool Love idea with minimal work done. (I've never experienced highschool love so I don't know what t write about.) :'(

I wonder If I would even have time to make cyoas, even with not having to worry about writing.

If you had to pick 5 authorfags to be the writers for a visual novel, who would they be? What 10 CYOAs do you think will make decent VNs?

>>53927214
Dang it that sounds like it'd be pretty nice. The comic already has like...

>Creepy guy's ridiculously pure daughter
>MC's Best Friend's tomboy sister
>Comically serious rival guild member
>Eternal Loli murder witch
>All the Elemental spirits that look like cute girls for some reason.
>That classmate of the MC that got powers through a mobile app.
>I feel like I'm forgetting at least two more...

>>53927366
I'll answer when you explain why you ask this so often.

>>53927366
Beri for the male main routes
ZBD for the male NTR route
SDA for the anal-focused nukige spinoff
Angel for the female main routes
Italics for the female NTR route

>>53927456
>ZBD for the male NTR route
>Italics for the female NTR route
Explain further.

>>53927366
I eagerly volunteer myself as a writer!

Top CYOAs for becoming VNs:
-Hero Academy CYOA.
-Zodiac Brides CYOA.
-Many of the Waifu CYOAs could make good dating sims I suppose.
-Honestly I can't think of too many others. I mean I'm sure there's over a dozen CYOAs I'd be psyched to play but there aren't too many that strike me as especially epic that I can think of off the top of my head at the moment...

>>53927482
It's a meme, you dip.

>>53927214
>You will never murder loli as waifu
Why live?

>>53927329
It's fine if you don't want to team up. My schedule is pretty eratic. Currently enjoying unemployment and no longer too horribly depressed to write, but I have no idea when this run of enthusiasm will end, and I'm fairly certain once it does I'll fall off the face of the earth.

I just really like making plans and ideas, regardless of if I can ever follow through on them.

>>53925337
Anyone who knows of Order's potential would likely assassinate them. Their power grows the less freedom their subjects have.

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>>53927366
>tfw you want to be the bad ending but your name hasn't even been mentioned.

>>53927621
>Implying you making bad ends was not something by default

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>>53923565
>Ruby
>Cinder
>Salem
>Raven

Combo: Stick your dick in crazy

time for some corruption

>>53926257
>Nerve Pod
>Join Us

>VRMMO
Not upgrading because I've suffered through watching SAO once, I'd rather not become Kirito.
>Arena Shooter
VR Quake/Unreal Tournament? Hell yeah.
>Fighting(Upgraded)
I'm imagining the upgraded version as basically VR Mugen.
>Medieval RPG(Upgraded)
Of course I picked this one, where do you think we are?

>Perk(Text-to-Speech)
here comes another chinese earthquake
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>53923423
Is there a Trump CYOA?

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>>53927558
I don't have a whole lot of enthusiasm myself but If you want to write up a short cyoa, I can have a go at prettying it up.

I'm fine dropping things if motivation can't keep up to be honest, I don't make cyoas for popularity's sake, they're more for my own enjoyment primarily.

Pic is a small sneak peak at something I will hopefully, eventually, some day. will work on finishing.

>>53927697
There was one about Trump making anime real and then sacrificing himself to defeat Dio and Gay priest and now you have to choose a new anime president not sure if it counts

>>53927711
That looks cute, doll girls are adorable in their own way.

>>53927711
>Cant choose between smooth ceramic and wooden clockwork
I haven't even started and i can't fucking decide

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>>53927645
>Implying you making bad ends was not something by default
I make the best bad endings and you know it!

>>53926257
God dammit, after ten years I'll be frail and my muscles will atrophy. These guys better have genetic engineering so I can survive this.

>>53927795
Why that should even matter if you are not leaving your nervepod?

>>53927711
This looks amazing and adorable!

>>53927811
Because while a nervepod would be fun I'd still leave to be in the real world. Also you will eventually die if you don't muscular atrophy causes a ton of health problems.

>>53927795
They could hook you up to an electronic stimulation device while you sleep.

>>53927711
>tankfully

Might want to fix that typo

>>53927842
>Leave to be in the real world
But there is nothing interesting there

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>>53927735
>>53927752
>>53927819
Wooden Clockwork is actually going to be changed to Magical Clockwork, one of the choices you would get if you chose her was a magic book you could learn basic spells from.

This is all situated in a sort of pocket dimension similar to Bloodborne's Hunters Workshop, You would have a choice at the end, stay in a world inhabited only by you and your doll and wildlife. Or leave the pocket dimension, consequently destroying it, and forgetting everything you learned inside leaving your doll.

After all, for what reason does a doll exist if not to be a vessel for our love, and to bring us comfort until we can stand on our own.

>>53927879
>In the end you have a choice stay forever or leave
So there is no choice?

>>53927879
Can the dolls repair themselves or should I brush up on the necessary skills? I've thought of a broken and faded doll that I'd learn to repair and make whole so she'd be happy.

>>53927755
What bad endings?

Enslaved was easily winnable in both directions even while only taking punishments that aren't too distasteful for a vanilla person (the only risk being if you failed your d20 roll), Super Prison lets you Warden it up with no risk unless you went full retard and didn't install any security at all (Prison Break lets you eat up 20 riot points for the horrible punishment being deprived of your favorite fucktoy and having to switch to your second favorite for a little while), Messed Up Waifu might as well be called Vanilla Waifu for how few drawbacks you need to actually take, and both Mindslaver and Seven Sins were nothing but good endings unless you intentionally chose the options that explicitly lead to bad ends.

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>>53927927
I was thinking of having it so that dolls will eventually degrade and die if internal components aren't replaced and repaired.
(With a complication option which sealed their shell, lowering their lifetime and health significantly)

But I changed it to they'll live as long as you do, they still need to clean themselves, their joints and such, which is difficult alone, so they embarrassingly rely on you to clean them.

It's all subject to change though, I'm not even close to to done with the framework. Which will probably take a long time, I don't want to ship out a half baked cyoa, or something I feel doesn't have enough interesting choices.

>>53927975
>What bad endings?
Deus Vult had tons of bad endings, every single enemy had a unique bad ending and Super Prison gives you the option to make your own prison which is like an entire big bad ending. Just look at this build >>>/d/7493448

>>53928031
>>53927879
>>53927711

Well dang, best of luck to ya! This CYOA looks awesome and I can't wait to see the finished product. If you ever wanna bounce ideas or want help writing certain parts let me know!

I don't have any short CYOAs I want to make at the moment, but once I do I'll let you know! For now I think I'll keep trying to hammer out my ridiculously long pdf cyoas.

>>53927482
ZBD and italics are cucks

>>53928037
That build sounds suspiciously like

>unless you intentionally chose the options that explicitly lead to bad ends

>>53927711
>>53928100
PS: I totally vote for a soft plush doll option also being a thing.

>>53927664
Corruption is bad. Stop it.

>>53925338
>Disadvantages
Danger Bait
Demon Marked

Total: 36

>Gender
Male
>Race
Human
>Class
Rogue
>Physical Boons
Might
Stamina
Speed
Vitality
Toughness
>Social Boons
Beauty
Sex Appeal
>Mental
Willpower
Quick Lrner
>Miscellaneous
Adventurer's Kit
>Setting
Low Fantasy

>>53927879
Hello, ugly dyke. How are you?

>>53927711
>her previous master
We don't take kindly to cucking here, pardner

>>53928163
>>53928170
You're bored, huh?

>>53927879
So Yharnam sunrise and Honoring wishes but no Childhood beginnings end?

>>53928170
>master
Master was never even mentioned, it's her previous maker you ninny

>>53927482
Purityfags shitposted both authors into oblivion because if you intentionally misread parts of it, it's implied that some of the waifus are not virgins.

>>53928170
>>53928108
NTR cyoa where it is revealed that the waifus have all made male eye contact before when?

>>53928170
Eh? Just because someone else made her doesn't mean you aren't her owner. That's like feeling cucked because your wife had a father.

>>53927711
>>53927879
This sounds really great I hope you make it, but will there it be any lewd options?

>>53928219
ZBD stop shitposting and kill yourself

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>>53928227
>That's like feeling cucked because your wife had a father.
Depends on the father.

>>53928170
The world you find yourself in is devoid of all reference to the dollmaker except the books, blueprints and doll parts left behind and the newly created doll. Perhaps an interesting mystery to add into the cyoa.
>>53928196
You wanna turn into a slug anon?
Maybe a create your own daughter or something you both can take care of.
>>53928240
You think a Doll cyoa could exist without the obvious choice?

>>53928244
Okay is it just me, or does the girl look really uncomfortable in this photo?

>>53928201
Alright den, you take care now pardner

>>53928218
>Purityfags
I remember when someone asked me some of the waifus in Seven Deadly Sin was not virgins. I droped some names and gave some colorful descriptions and the purityfags got real fucking mad. I don't get what they have against used goods and why virginity is so damn important to them.

>>53928266
Well yeah she's sitting on basically nothing.

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>>53928131
what, are you saying that you don't want to see your waifu slowly becoming a twisted version of herself and betraying both her friends and her ideals just for you?

>>53928259
The fanart of the Doll raising the youreasquidnow as her own is some of the cutest stuff around, but it probably deviates too far from the original intent of the idea.

>>53928275
I need to ask did anyone asked if lust was virgin?

>>53928275
I thought it was cute a tard thought Lust wouldn't of fucked all the dudes and dudettes

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>>53928259
Why do you ignore me? You're more cruel than Angel and that's saying something.

>>53928275
Which ones did you bring up, cause if anyone expected Lust or Greed to be pure they're pretty retarded.

>>53928294
Oh yeah, that was definitely a thing, though while I don't mind either way, I do feel like it's not impossible for her to be one, what with the whole "gets reincarnated in the mortal world" thing, there's nothing saying when you two meet, or that while she's likely indulged in plenty of lewd activities, she hasn't actually gone all the way yet because of whatever ritual has her being reincarnated into a human or whatever to be your waifu.

I dunno, I might be mixing up ny CYOAs. Point is, I figure as long as you aren't trying to make the embodiment of lust some pure, never thought of anything lewd waifu, you aren't entirely breaking logic by having a human incarnation of her having not had actual sex yet by the time you've met.

>>53928275
It's funny how you hate purity because of your inability to keep a woman from cheating on you.

>>53928294
>Did someone ask if Lust was a virgin?
If I remember correctly, yes. The follow up question was how many dicks she had taken. I have never seen such rage and hatred in my life. It amuses me how serious anons are about waifus. There is even a strawpoll on /d/ >>>/d/7492829 to decide which is the best girl of seven sins, since that CYOA has lead to countless discussions.

>>53928275
>I don't get what they have against used goods and why virginity is so damn important to them.
Theres a bit of a laundry list there

>Inferiority complexes
>Self-hatred
>Sexual inexperience/insecurity
>Deepseated fears that the waifu will leave them if given the chance
>Control issues and desire to monopolize

Basically, purityfags believe that if a waifu has had previous contact with any male figure in her life, that she will, either consciously or unconsciously, judge them to be inferior to previous male figures and eventually abandon them. Many of them have developed unrealistic romantic expectations due to waifufaggotry and being insulated from actual relationships.

Of course, if asked about the roots of their purity complex, they'll generally sperg out and scream insults or deny it with some asinine "Why do you want a whore that will cheat on you" false narrative.

>>53928386
>I have never seen such rage and hatred in my life.
But for /cyoag/, it was Tuesday.

>>53928386
Susie is best waifu why do you even need the strawpoll?

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>>53928347
Eh?

>>53928411
>Dead fish
>Useless shut-in

Subpar waifu, senpai.

Come back when you're learned to admit that Gretel is the ideal wife.

Someone should make a waifu version of a purityfag. Like a girl who's super insecure about being a virgin, will only accept someone who is a virgin, will be constantly paranoid about being cucked, and do everything she can to keep you.

>>53928429
Susie gives you a demiplane, that's pretty huge. It's the best gift by huge margin, imo.

>>53928461
That's called a yandere.

There's literally dozens of cyoas about them.

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>>53928259
>do I want to be raised by a cute loving doll on my way to growing up into an adult eldritch being with great arcane powers
m-maybe

>>53928390
>completely ignoring the fact that chastity is the only acceptable form of sexual intercourse as stated by God

You need to sort yourself out.

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>>53928386
>only four others picked Wendy

>>53928461
Best Cyoa idea, namefags btfo

>>53928461
I wan't to kiss and comfort and never leave that waifu.

>>53928461
We have a bunch of author waifu cyoas, but we probably have enough material for /cyoag/ shitposter waifu cyoas too.

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>>53927456
>anal-focused nukige spinoff
hwat

>>53928489
Uh.....

"Be fruitful and multiply"
"Chastity is the only acceptable intercourse"

THIS REALLY DOESN'T WORK.

>>53928495
>>53928461
Those are called yandere.

>>53927589
Will they know of it, though?

>>53928525
Chastity is remaining abstinent until marriage and then only having sex with your husband/wife. Sex between a man and his wife is not a sin.

>>53928539
Except yanderes are in love with one specific person. Purityfag waifu would be allowed to love all the people she wanted, but the instant anyone she loved ever expressed anything for another girl other than indifference she would explode into a jealous rage.

>>53928473
>literally dozens
there are like two yandere cyoas, what are you talking about mate. And yeah, I guess they are similar, but there could be stuff that sets them apart. Like they could act like a /r9k/ user, complaining about chads and stacys. "You aren't like them anon, all those lying, cheating normies, you're just like me, pure."

Anyway, if this is done it'd be about the types of cyoa users there are (not authors). Like there could be a chubby girl who'd be the fatposter.

>>53928461
So, an obsessive possessive waifu who is a complete virgin, who takes severe offense and whose Yandere-like tendencies are only made worse by the idea that you might not be as completely inexperienced as she is. Likely alternating between ridoculously over the top somewhat cliched displays of romantic love, and occasionally borderline rape attempts to assure you and herself that she's competent sexually, wanting you to acknowledge her sexual prowess while taking any actual interest or eagerness on your part to engage in sexual acts as a sign that you're likely to sleep with anyone, thus reinforcing all of her behavior all over again.

>>53928356
>Which ones did you bring up?
If I remember correctly I said Lust, Greed and Gluttony was not virgins and the rest was virgins.
>If anyone expected Lust or Greed to be pure they're pretty retarded
Agreed

>>53928382
>You hate purity!
Look here purity fag, I don't hate purity I'm indifferent to purity. I like virgins, but I also like sluts. Both are great fetish fuel, but I have no preference.
>Because women cheat on you!
Not a single woman has cheated on me, but whatever makes you sleep at night.

>>53928576
This is pretty much the idea I was going for.

>>53928576
Don'tStop, you're giving me a boner.

>>53925083
Black rock academy a couple threads back had interesting classes & companions that were all net positive &could be interestingly analysed. Downside-there's only 3 sections and only one is the actual challenges

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>>53928594
My bad. She had the decency to leave you before getting railed.

>>53928576
"S-see anon? I can satisfy you can't I? Y-you don't need those other girls, when you have me. I'm more than enough, r-right? Please don't leave me."

to

"REEEEE! FUCKING STACIES, DON'T LOOK AT THEM ANON, THEY'RE ALL SLUTS TRYING TO HURT YOU! I LOVE YOU, THEY DON'T!"

Only purest of waifus for me. Some degenerates in here might accept waifus who just haven't ever seen any other male before but I have no use for such sluts.

I demand that my waifu has no eaten anything more phallic than a bean. Otherwise she's frankly used goods.

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I mean, look at this slut

>>53928659
>you're waifu literally gulps down seed
Absolute whore.

>>53928647
The fuck is a deadfish?

>>53928729
A girl who does literally nothing in bed, leaving you to put in all the effort when fucking

>>53928378
>while she's likely indulged in plenty of lewd activities, she hasn't actually gone all the way yet because of whatever ritual has her being reincarnated into a human o
one of the dumbest things said today

>>53928729
laying there like a dead fish, maybe opening and closing their mouth randomly while the partner does all the work. There are more unerotic things in existence but not many.

>>53928745
Can be guy too.

>>53928748
Because you're cuck?

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>>53928649
Pic related

>>53928729
A girl who is appropriately virginal and inexperienced at sex.

>>53928748
She never loved you because you suck at being a man.

>>53928773
Does this word have a meaning anymore?

>>53928788
>>53928773
What is wrong with you people

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>>53928748
>Tfw you'll never get a gf because the fear of betrayal is too strong to risk.

>>53928748
dude.............................

>>53928596
>>53928600
>>53928649

Okay, how should I make such a CYOA?

Should I include other types of waifus? I'm really tempted to make a full focused Yandere waifu CYOA now, one that maybe gives you a certain amount of penalty points based on your previous level of romantic experience? Options to escape, penalties to roll for, and activities you have to endure.

>>53928828
>Should I include other types of waifus?

Yes. Yanderes are shit.

>>53928828
Include traps

>>53928390
Or maybe it's just cute, you human projector.

>>53928828
>roll
Don't.

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>>53928788
While I can't speak for TokHaar, to expect anything more from other people who post here is hilarious.

Sometimes I think the whole purity shtick is to let permavirgins feel good about themselves. Not that I really care about this stuff anyways, it just goes to show how much they need to convince themselves about it.

>>53928461
>Someone should
I'm responding to him ;)

>>53928218
It's a meme. The guy who did it even admitted he was memeing it up because he's an asshole.

>>53927752
One word:
>splinters

>>53928390
>Whining about waifufaggotry and unrealistic expectations
>In the context of waifus
Really makes me think.

>>53928883
You know that's just a meme right? Permavirgins don't actually exist.

>>53928883
You're a faggot who's proud of your failed relationship because you're too stupid to learn not to put your hand on the hot stove without first burning yourself.

>>53928916
You should go post that in /r9k/

>>53928461
I think it's funny you guys are making a CYOA out of the narrative you've created from your own shitposts mocking an imaginary person. Most of the posts you attribute to this bogeyman are shitposts attempting to mock some distant individual that was never present. It's the most self-indulgent thing. You're masturbating to a waifu version of yourself.

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>>53927711
Shiny Metallic is the only real choice.

>>53928916
Men who will probably never manage to have sex exist but even among them not that much really fit that weird stereotype that is mostly a strawman.

>>53928875
Well if it's a Yandere focused CYOA, I think it feels a little weird giving the player such free reign over HOW their Yandere is Yandere. What their triggers are, and the weird things they do to show their love, and expect you to do in turn. I want to make one less focused on building yourself the perfect Yandere gf, and more surviving an encounter with one, with some range of customization, but more of a "You've been captured by a Yandere who wants to be your waifu, what do?" With options to give you a chance to escape or to try and alter her behavior slightly enough to be manageable.

Are people here obsessed with "permavirgins" and NEETs because they can at least feel to someone else?
I don't understand why pseudo-normalfags are actually sperging more about them than the supposed permavirgins NEETs do about normalfags.

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>If you don't like NTR you're a virgin
really makes you think

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The last time this happened, Gol went to /d/ and posted bragging about how he trolled and shitposted in this thread and got banned. I don't know why all of you are feeding him when his intent is just to start shit then go brag to his friends.

>>53928990
*feel better than someone else

>>53928941
I am contempt with my fairy tales

>>53928955
Most of them don't really have something making virtually unable to lose their virginity though.

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>>53928998

>>53928990
They're generally permavirgin neets who feel the need to act superior to those around them. The pig in shit who thinks he's not a pig, basically.

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>>53928941
I don't even care what the fuck ever you're talking about. I just want a fantasy hero cyoa counterpart to the Nemesis CYOA.

>>53929038
I assume that applies to you too or are you exception here?

>>53928916
Hahah.

>>53928953
I agree, teenager-me wasn't very smart.

Still, the fact that I survived that hellhole of a relationship has given me enough willpower to continue with my life. At least now I know what red flags to avoid like the plague.

>>53928990
You say that now, but wait till someone makes a new CYOA that becomes popular and has a waifu option of a girl that can be remotely interpreted as an NTR option.

>>53928941
Lots of people, and I imagine you included, just get into relationships with no thought or plans for the future. I imagine it's mostly driven by lust and loneliness. If you actually have a plan, learn about relationships and male/female nature, put actual effort into courting a good woman, and wait until marriage to have sex then you will have a much better chance of creating a lasting relationship. I imagine this kind of thinking is completely foreign to you.

>>53928998
Unless he's replying to himself anonymously, the personal attacks were directed at Tok. He was just talking about his content. Of course, there's an argument to be made that he knows his presence alone will engender shitposting, but it's not really his fault anons start sperging out whenever he's around.

>>53928990
Odd attempt to shift the narrative here. The people who start these awful discussions seem to be the so-called NEETs who obsess over cucks and purity, while what you define as "psuedo-normalfags" are simply replying to the already occurring tantrums

>>53929068
Technically not a virgin or a NEET, but I think I'm around the same level of pathetic scum. I also don't generally obsess over people who like virgin waifus OR virgin waifus though, so I'm on a different sort of autism spectrum.

>>53928812
Anon used it correctly though...

>Q:Why be together with someone who does not love you anymore?
>A:Because you're cuck?

>>53928941
>but your perception of love is a distortion of reality and a fairy tale.
And I'll be fair your perception sounds jaded as fuck. Your bitching about this on the Mongolian basket speaks tons about you.

>>53929029
What?

>>53929079
I was onboard with you until the last two bits. "Good woman" is awfully subjective and saving sex until marriage is another highly subjective criteria

>>53928998
He's more productive when he's been banned, so he'll either start using a rod-o-matic when fishing in the VIP area instead of fishing like a noob, and finish his menaphos grinding quicker, or he'll start on Eronomicon earlier.

>>53929086
Gol intentionally brought up things to cause shit, it's pretty obvious.

>>53929046
So you just want any other fantasy CYOA which the Nemesis one was created to counter in the first place.

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>fighting about women at all to begin with
gays are truly the master race

>>53929123
If that's true, then he should get banned more often. Godspeed, Tok.

>>53929086
Tok started the argument this time, astroturf.

>>53929099
But he was the one who didn't wanted to remains with her because she had a thing for someone else.
He would have been a cuck if she actually cheated on him before or if he stayed with her despite her cheating on him.

>>53928941
Sorry tokhaar, but that marriage statistic is flawed. The half of all marriages end in divorce meme is a myth https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/heart-the-matter/201704/do-half-all-marriages-really-end-in-divorce

>>53929116
>saving sex until marriage is another highly subjective criteria

Is that because you think marriage is about cummies instead of creating a stable environment to raise children in?

>>53929127
Does that excuse the people replying to him and slinging childish insults? Let's be real here, the dude is polarizing to say the least, but he does produce OC that recieve a decent amount of (you)s.

>>53929116
He has a point only in that couples that report waiting like that generally stay together longer. It's not a big deal, but if you're going full math autist on engineering the highest probability of a long marriage, there you go.

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>>53929158
>gays are truly the master race
Wrong. Cute trap is the only thing man needs.

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>>53929046
You've seen through my master plan.

>>53928990
>I don't understand why pseudo-normalfags are actually sperging more about them than the supposed permavirgins NEETs do about normalfags.
Were you not here this weekend? There was a multi-thread shitstorm about hugging.

>>53929116
>highly subjective criteria
be that as may be, it shows ones ability to defer gratification and thus shows strength of character that is needed to support a long term relationship in the first place
it is not needed, but is a good indicator non the less

>>53928382
>it's ok if a woman cheats on a man because it was probably his fault for not being able to "keep her"
You have an ever bigger cuck mentality than him and those who would go for a taken girl who wants to leave their boyfriend for them are cheaters enablers and should get some standards.

>>53929200
You mean the one guy who also got himself banned? I don't see anyone else throwing the personal insults that are booty bothering you.

>>53928516
I would like the sex with her please

>>53929197
What about people who get married but don't plan on having kids

>>53929169
exactly the point
don't read the answer as an accusation, but as a condition

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>>53929204