/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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>>53846659
What if I'm not a skeleton, huh?

Post SoL and World Building CYOAs. I already posted what I had last thread.

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>>53846659
>Normal Skeleton
>Crown
>Magnetic Bones
>Breakdancing
>Underwater Ruins
>Mayor Smith

>Crusher
>Dr Bones
>Junior
>Dolphin Charm
>Pirate Treasure

>Japan
>Dragon Ball Z Box et
>An Angry Dog
>The Rock

This would make a good tv show

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Posting again since it's still fresh

>Another fine addition to my CYOA collection!

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Was there more to this or is this the only page?

>>53846918
There's more, how did you manage to save only single page?

>>53846940
autism

>>53846871
American Grievous seems nice.

I question the wisdom of bringing an insane cyborg onto Earth, though.

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>>53846918

>>53846918
While saving I got distracted with other threads and my phone died.

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>>53846918
Ignore >>53846988, it's for an older version than the one you posted.

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>>53846918
>>53847038
Also ship DLC.

>>53847057
I don't know why he didn't just slap it onto the base cyoa since it came out almost immediately after it was OC

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>>53847038
I didn't save it either, got it from the Drive, blame that. It didn't have to DLC either.

cyoas are gay lol

>>53847429
No u

>>53847429
A couple are, yes.

Your point?

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>Finding art with a heterosexual couple for my CYOA
>Die repeatedly on the inside while looking at all the art of couples making out
Pls help

>>53847612

This is the fatposter

>>53847612
Pallas quit whining and put yourself to better use actually making cyoas.

>>53847683
You sound like the jumpchain shitposter desu.

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>>53844546
>>53844575
>>53844595
>>53844623
>>53844656
Last thread is about to die, so I'll post my build here.

[Cookie]
>Regal Fortune Cookie
I always run Charisma based characters in RPGs, now I can live out my dreams and stupid weeb power fantasies!
[Deserts]
>Almond Cookie
In the unlikely event that words fail me, I can feel safe knowing that I can take anything a pissed off pimp or most countries' governments can throw at me.
>Custard Tart
Not sure if I'm the only one here young enough to have read the Harry Potter books growing up, but fuck yes! I will happily take a portable Room of Requirement.
[Trinkets]
>Old Military Cap
Welp, already felt like the natural conclusion to the Regal Fortune Cookie was world conquest but now I basically have to take over the planet. Be a waste of perfectly good super powers not to.
>Jade Ring
I'm a fairly emotional guy so this level of control and composure is exceptionally enticing to me. Also adds to my appeal as a leader, which will come in handy on my path to world domination.
[Companion]
>Gou
While my loins ache for Snake and I'd love a chance to go down the Rabbit's hole, the kind of devotion and adoration that Dog promises is too wonderful to pass up. She will be my most valued compatriot as we let loose the other dogs of war.
I'm going to rename her Breeze because I had the most amazing little dog/fox thing named that in a particularly vivid dream I had recently and I felt absolutely devastated when I woke up and realized she wasn't real.
Con't

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>>53847724
Nope, that's actually Pallas.

>>53847736
Quit slandering me

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>>53847730
[Price]
>Forgotten
I honestly don't mind my friends and family thinking that some soulless golem is me for a year while I forge my bloody conquest across the globe. I've always wanted to legally change my name anyway and with the power of the Regal Cookie it'll be a sinch to get new documents forged. Once the year has past, I'll head strait for the creature wearing my face and brutally murder it in front of my family. If it's a traditional golem, it'll be less dramatic, but easier to just straight up remove the "E" from EMET and I can then explain myself. Taking into account my newly acquired silver tongue and the fact that they're the kind of people that would probably actually believe me if I explained, it should be easy to mitigate the entire thing and then I can properly introduce them to my beautiful new dog fiancé. We'll hold the wedding in Amsterdam, which I would make sure to conquer beforehand.

Alternate Path:
>Before picking a girl, convince the old man to tell me where they all are.
>When he does, punch him in the dick and go round up all the girls
>Book it out of the store with all of them without having to pay any price
Got all twelve girls.
Didn't have to pay any price for it.
Best possible outcome achieved.

>>53847730
>Not sure if I'm the only one here young enough to have read the Harry Potter books growing up
>young enough
I want to die.

>>53847761
>Alternate Path:
>>Before picking a girl, convince the old man to tell me where they all are.
>>When he does, punch him in the dick and go round up all the girls
>>Book it out of the store with all of them without having to pay any price
>Got all twelve girls.
>Didn't have to pay any price for it.
>Best possible outcome achieved.

why do people think this is clever

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>>53841371
I'll take Car Grievous, please! It'd be amazing to have a sentient, six-wheeled hot rod that's as much of an asshole on the road as I am. I bet he's super fuel-efficient, too.
>>53838898
I like the grey button.
>>53838932
I'll take the pencil. Shouldn't be too hard to win the lottery with it.
>>53840793
I'm going for the talent option, because that's exactly what I want.
>>53840735
Necromantic Affliction Lvl. 2
Elemental Water Lvl. 4
Natural Shaman Lvl. 4

I'd go balls-to-the-walls with the Water and Shaman ladders, but Affliction's healing upgrade being "vastly increased" makes it seem worthwhile. Also, biological weaponry.
>>53838630 >>53838658 >>53838674 >>53838697
I'm claiming this version of Strength from Black Rock Shooter.
>Tyronious Blacksworth III
110
>Extra Rivals x2
>James Franco and Barack Obama
125
>Strength 8
100
>Speed 8
75
>Defense 8
50
>Health 7
35
>Love 6
25
>Make Anime Real
15
>Send You Back Home
5
>Take Your Waifu
0

>>53847763
I'm 25. Is that an issue?
>>53847774
It's not about being clever.
It's about pointing out how easy it would be to completely shit all over the CYOA if you're enough of an asshole.

>>53847794
>I'm 25. Is that an issue?
No, I am also 25. I just also realized how enticing the idea of a quick, painless death is, if there is no option to return to youth.

>>53847794
the old man, the old lady, and all the waifus would just slap your shit

>>53847794
its generally stupid to try and crotch punch beings who hang out with monstergirls, are centuries old, have an interdimensional portal
and last but not least can cook superpowers into food
and thats just from the shit they are GIVING AWAY
good luck with that anon im sure it will turn out fine

>>53847794
>>53847817
Twenty-five is so old you might as well go ahead and purchase a grave. Your life is over.

>>53846871
Genndy Grievous

Keep the unstoppable monster alive, never forget.

>>53846918
>Ship
Ringworld
>Interior
Futuristic

>Facilities (20 + 10 points)
Plant Garden Tier 3 (Free)
Aquarium Tier 3 (Free)
Fabricator Tier 3 (-6)
Cloning Tank Tier 3 (-6)
Medical Lab Tier 3 (-6)
Trainning Complex Tier 3 (-6)
Expanded Cabin Tier 1 (-1)
Augmented Reality Room Tier 1 (-1)
Bathing Amenities Tier 1 (-1)
Crew Quarters Human and Robot (-3)

>Ship Features (10 points)
A.I. Companion Tier 2 (-3)
A Loving Being: Lover and Symbiote (-3)
Nanorobot A.R. Tier 1 (-1)
Phasal Transporter Tier 1 (-1)
Mind Upload Tier 1 (-1)
Holographic Map Tier 1 (-1)

>Wonders (3)
Prime Cynosure A.I.
Young Worlds
Alien Creatures

I'm assuming that the garden and aquarium are Tier 3 based in the size of the "Ringworld". Also, since it is massive I suppose the Fabricator will be capable of producing Space Yachts and Mining Ships.

Then I'll create clones of myself and my lover, probably including some variations for the sake of diversity. Symbiotes for everyone too!

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>>53847828
That's why it's not probably not what I'd actually do.
But, I can stand some slaps thanks to Almond Cookie and if kitchen grandpa and cookie grandma or the girls have an issue with me taking all the waifus, I'll just talk until ive convinced them.
>>53847838
Well yes, once again, probably not the best course of action but it doesn't stop it from being the most fun.

>>53847890
hey anon you do you bruv

now if youll excuse me im over here trying not to get banished to super-hell

>>53847890
I doubt they'd give you superpowers and then let you use them to run roughshod over them anon, but feel free to imagine it however you want

>>53847843
My life has gotten exponentially better every year from 30 onwards.

>>53847964
Dusty old bones

>>53848002
Okay, off yourself at 25 and miss out on 2/3rds of your life I guess

>>53848038
>2/3
Senpai, there's nothing to your life at that point. You're so old and tired and broken that you can't get out there and do anything. All you have for you is your office job and trying to find a comfortable spot for your bad back on the easy chair while you watch the sportsgame on TV.
>Off yourself at 25
I'm 26.

>>53848054
Maybe you've messed up your life then anon, I work less and play more in my 30s than I did for most of my 20s. I'm also way less likely to get hung up on stupid drama and bullshit, which means more good times. If you're really so worn down already then you've made some really dumb choices and of course I know I'm replying to bait, but having all this free time to shitpost is another nice thing about my life now
>26
start tying that noose anon, don't hang around on our account

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>>53846961
>insane
Jedi lies!
>>53847862
This anon gets it

>>53844546
>>53844575
?Regular Cookie
You become the super NEET, stuck with your shitfu for a year.

>Waffel Cookie
Woohoo, you go somewhere with no toilets and baths being a monthly thing if people are lucky.

>Regal Cookie
Oh boy, it's the opposite of regular in that no one leaves you the fuck alone

>Ginger Cookie
Your accommodations are always assured, but it says nothing about your safety. Enjoy going into the cookpot of some shit African tribe.

>Golden Cookie
You just ate literal gold nigga, you retarded.

>Grass Jelly
Who the fuck makes Jelly out of grass.

>Red Bean Soup
You'll end up killing yourself or having a stroke.

>Almond Biscuit
Nigga how many times will you need to survive being hit with a anti-tank round? You ain't fucking superman. Also radiation still kills you.

>Custard Tart
Literally one of the shittiest desserts

>Tangyuan
You ain't no Avatar, there won't be a 12-year old girl wanting the D.

>Chopsticks
You turn into a ninja, but you look like a complete tool. Being a white guy with chopsticks and all.

>Lucky Charm Bracelet
Instead of giving you a neverending supply of Cereal, this gives you Spideysense.

>Old Military Cap
This is some Goosebumps-tier shit

>Jade Ring
This is okay

>Bent Spoon
Nigga you gettin beat up by the cast of Beauty & The Beast

>>53844595
>>53844623
>>53844656
>Shu
It's a fuckin rat, you ain't gonna fuck a rat are you

>Niu
Drunk all the time, probably sleeps around a lot.

>Hu
USED GOODS

>Tu
She probably 'practiced' her carrot technique on the old man

>Long
Literally fucked the old guy

>She
Such a slut she tried to fuck the old guy and got rejected

>Ma
USED GOODS, and she got her previous lover killed

>Di & Yang
The white one probably sucked the old guy's dick after she pulled his pants down

>Hou
Literally the old perverted wizard type who became a little girl

>Ji
The Resturant bicycle, all the guests help her 'put on clothes'

>Gou
Puts out for anyone with bacon

>Zhu
"Eager to eat with almost anyone" code for being a huge whore
>Broke
Your shitfu has to prostitute herself

>Homeless
You'll get crabs and other STDs

>Shunned
This is literally the Regular Fortune Cookie but on a timer

>Sick
Either your shitfu hooks up with the handsome doctor treating you or she gets raped by the doctor treating her

>Unlucky
Your shitfu gets raped

>Amnesia
She tricks you into thinking Chad is her actual boyfriend

>Mute
Your shitfu will be tired of what a burden you are and will cheat on you

>Expirement
They aren't expirementing on her, but they sure are fucking her while you are in intense pain.

>Imprisoned
She keeps fucking the old guy

>Separated
World tour of dick

>Forgotten
The Golem cucks you

>Blind
Your shitfu will literally cheat on you and you will never know

>>53848080
He may or may not be bait, but me personally I can't wait until all the people I care about die so I can kill myself without regret.

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>>53848129
I've never laughed so hard in my life anon.
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>53848176
Oddly enough, that was my thinking when I was around 25. Now that I'm 34 my life is awesome and I wouldn't change a thing.

Question on Necromancer cyoa,

How many necromancers would you say achieve immortality? Noticed some descriptions of people and factions working on becoming immortal so it can be too many people.

Of course you'd have to consider how many people can use magic...

>>53848128
>Skill Groups
Communication
Trades
Social Science

>Class Name:Politician

>Magic:Rhetoric

>Tutorial:Alice

>>53848176
That sucks. I can't complain, I'm a trust fund baby who'll inherit a winery estate and beach house on a private beach.

>>53848202
Probably thousands, but there's also forces that work to stop/kill those that try/succeed, so it balances out over the tens of thousands of years.

>>53848113
>>53848129
Call the alchemists, an anon transmuted /cyoag/ shit to gold

>>53848383
Don't reply to your own posts

>>53848415
Suck a cock

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Here's your chance to reveal to world your inner furry by picking Nero.

Those with taste can pick Mox.

>>53848445
>Being so much of a pathetic pussy you want to be dominated by a little girl.

>>53847794
That's old, dude. I'm eighteen and I read them growing up anyway.

>>53848445
Persis

>>53846871
Can I combine Stupid Sexy Griveous, Rule 63 Griveous, Darth Griveous and Waifu Griveous in one?

>>53848445
Chalice, Mox and Nero are all on roughly even ground. Persis makes me sick.

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>>53848444

>>53848472
Agreed, elves are filth that needs to be purged

>>53846743
We're all skeletons on the inside.

>>53848503
>We're all skeletons on the inside.
Yeah, but there are some people with ugly skeletons

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>>53848445
>Implying anyone who picks Mox has any taste
Humorous.

>>53848190
Thanks, I had fun writing that.

In terms of legitimate criticism, I'll say that having ever word under the kink area capitalized reads...weirdly. As does the font transitions between the writers. Try to at least sync fonts if you do another collab.

Also, the drawbacks being sprung on you feels like a trap and makes the couple seem a lot more psycho than you probably intended, plus they run the gamut of tolerable annoyances (Broke, Mute) to downright insane (Expirementation)

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>>53848538

>>53848572
I dunno why he did kinks like that. Never asked.
Thanks for the thoughts m8.
Will you make a legit build?

>>53848600
>it continues inside the eye socket

>>53846743
>120 points out the gate
damn this feels bad

>>53848600
what the fuck is that

>>53848633
Probably not tonight, most likely tomorrow

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>>53848654
"Some patients claim that the pain is so excruciating that they sometimes pass out from it. Some of the strongest pain medications on the planet are prescribed in high doses for the victims of this cruel disease."

"It’s like walking around with constant shards poking and burning you from inside the skin. Diseases like this are why I believe assisted suicide should be legal…" – Patient

"It started out as a small burning sensation behind my eyes, almost like a headache. Now I take so many pain pills that I can’t feel anything. I’m just waiting to die…" – Patient

>>53848675
Bone cancer

>>53848690
stop it

i wanted to go to sleep tonight anon

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>>53846659
>Fat Skeleton, Conquistador hat
The hippest, baddest, biggest coccyx around señoritas.
>Magnetic Bones, Breakdancing
Knock them down with a femur and then slowly creep up on them in style.
>Skeleton Rape Cave
It was just a regular dolphin rape cave until we out-rapped the flippant bastards.
>uh, all of them? hard to be a fun loving skeleton with so many haters around.
>Patches, Fitz, Sixto
Mariachi isn't just festive cinco de mayo stuff. I'm certain he has a wide enough repertoire to fit the occasion.
>Gross Fetus
How could I say no to another free companion? The Child's Doll is pretty tempting, but the kid would probably develop some Stockholme syndrome after seeing my sick flamenco moves. Diary is easymode for pussies, why just rape their childhood when you can rape their present so hard it retroactively ruins any memories past and future to come?
>Treasure Hunt
Fitz raids the antique shops for maps, Patches gets to work on some sort of multilegged 10 meter excavator monstrosity and Sixto provides the soundtrack for the montage.
>Lesbian Rally
-step one : capture and keep some mangy bitch under lock and key. Give her all sorts of spoiled meal, let her grow a colony of lice, search for rabid dogs and give her aids
-step two : unleash her at the zenit of their parade. The combination of lice, disease, rabbies, crinos form and that time of the month for some attendees will unleash hell.
>Battle of the bands
some emo shit about blood vs a soulful somber mariachi corrido about the pleasures of the afterlife. Easy shit.
>Alliance Mad Scientist
pfft, hardly even worth mentioning. Just shove it up their ass
>Lapsed Rapist
Nothing some good music and some good ol' boning can't solve
>The Iron Lady
eh, just leave her be. The britcucks have long lost their punk souls to their orwellian masters. Chances are Thatcher will die of starvation.
>Bring Terry home
I can't outwrestle him but I can outdance it!

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>>53848503
Here's a version without the compression artifacts.

>>53848724
>American Road Trip
Just wear a Republican pin in California. No need to get physical even, just walk the streets. It's just too easy.
>Mysterious Liquid+Angry Dog
Skeledoggo, skeltal best friend!
>the Rock
Can serve AND roast them? Sign me the fuck up!

>>53848572
>ever word under the kink area capitalized reads...weirdly.
Did it on rat when I started making them so after that I just tried to keep them all consistant. Also didn't realize how long the kinks were going to be at the beginning so I didn't pay it much thought. Does every like and dislike being capitalized not bug you?
>Try to at least sync fonts if you do another collab.
Unfortunately, he uses a completely different font than I do so I couldn't replicate 100%

Starting to feel like I dropped the ball on this a lot... my bad.

>>53848757
Don't feel bad! You wrote waifus, people will suck dick for waifus.

>>53848757
I didn't notice on the like/dislike because they were shorter. I think it's probably because I'm involved in a few groups who do tagging systems like that and it pisses me off.

As for the fonts, it's really a minor issue. Don't take it too bad. I mean just look at all the garbage SDA made.

>>53848757
>completely different program*
>>53848766
I'm just overly sensitive because I've downed two first fills on sleeping pills and I'm still awake sitting here listening to people talk about how every character made either fucks vegestables or the old man.
Not really a pick me upper.

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>>53848786
Why would you listen to some r9k-autist? Be a man. Kill them and eat their hearts.

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>>53848786

Go to sleep, also some people are a little jumpy when they think their waifu is interested in another man.

>>53848786
I don't really care for waifu stuff, but you should know better than to listen to autists on here

>>53848757
You really did a poor job this time. You made all the waifus too oversexed. They come across like sluts and people here generally don't like that.

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>>53848786
>either fucks vegestables
If you don't like hearing people talk about that, why did you put it in? The fuck do you think blowjob practice entails? You wrote that she eats carrots 'sensually'. Seriously. It's your own fault.

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>>53848786
Shitposters will be shitposters ZB. A lot of people liked it. You did good man.
Get some sleep, you deserve it.

>>53848757
Step away and never do waifus again. You're not good at it.

>>53848829
>>53848841
I'm betting one of you is ntr-anon.

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>>53848786
All the people giving you positive replies didn't actually like or even play the CYOA. They're only giving you support because they do that for anyone who makes content, they're just mindlessly doing it without caring about who you are, like an automatic response. You don't have many real supporters.

>>53848786
You should probably consider why so many people think your waifus are fucking the old man. You wrote them acting far too friendly with him, way more than women act with their actual male friends, and doing things like cuddling with or explicitly trying to seduce him in the case of the snake. So it's by your own writing that you've made people assume the girls fucked him.

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>>53848856
Is this nigger serious?

>>53848786
>I'm just overly sensitive
It's hard but you need to stop. Shitposting is rampant and for some reason anons love shitting on OC.

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One thread crashed with no survivors talking about ntr vegetable fucking cucks, lets not up the bodycount and post/build for some other CYOAs

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>>53848786
>Not mentioning how you had the brilliant idea to turn the tiger girl into a man-hating sexist.

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>>53848856
Whoa whoa whoa anon. While that happens, this isn't the /d/ thread. It's not that frequent.

>>53848786
You made a really shitty CYOA, it's true, but hey, maybe you'll have better luck next time. Try something less character focused, because from reading this one, you ran out of ideas/put in a lot less effort and they came out really bad.

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>>53848876
Sure.

>>53848864
>>53848877
The way he wrote them only reads like that if you're a fucking autist that doesn't understand human communication.
Do you need him to spell it out simply while mommy gets your tendies?

>>53848786
I get you being upset at being thinking some of them fucked the grandpa, but the criticism of the rabbit and the tiger at least, look completely legitimate. They actually do those things people were complaining about.

>>53848878
God /d/ is awful when it comes to critique. Say anything critical or simply don't suck author dick and they start spewing shit.

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>>53848901
>doesn't understand human communication
The tiger fucking attacks you and the text outright states that she hates men and thinks they're backstabbers. Hell, their defense of the character wasn't even 'she stops being sexist', just that she'd stop being sexist towards YOU as a singular exception.

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>>53848909

>>53848786
Just take the criticism to heart for next time. Don't be like Harem Master and insistently make terrible characters out of stubbornness and a tragedy fetish.

>>53848903
It's a rabbit tho, high sexual impulses are a given. As for tiger, people are blowing it out of proportion and crying since they would have to work to get her affection just like in the real world with any girl

>>53848917
>attacks you
Awwww, is anon such a wittle pussy he cant take a light punch from a flustered tsundere?
>hates men
It says she mistrusts them. That is different from hate, but you'd know that if your social skill were normal.

>>53848891
I should really read this one day. Not today though.

>>53848936
I don't think anyone was complaining about the rabbit being lewd, they were complaining about her fucking food. A lot of people have nauseous reaction when it comes to food contamination, or using food sexually and things like that as a sub-type. So if you were someone interested in the rabbit, but here she is fucking vegetables, then you're going to be put off by her and complain at ZBG.

>>53848936
I don't actually care about "having to work to get the tiger's affection". The part that bothers me is that she is legitimately a man-hater, and people like her are vile pieces of shit.

>>53848945
>Light punch
She's doing it because she hates men and has a complex about you betraying her.

>It says she mistrusts them
That's not any different, I've been over this already. She's a misandrist, I don't know how you're debating this point when it's in her fucking profile.

>>53848917
I admit I haven't read the CYOA but I think (IF WRITTEN WELL) a muhsoggyknee/misandrist girlfriend could be fun.
Or maybe a fuckbuddy instead.
I don't know how to explain it. But come on anon, think of listening to her rant about men being awful and not thirty minutes earlier you were fucking her brains out and making her thank god for your dick.
Writing that bought me a ticket to boner town. You need to think with your dick more.

>>53848964
>man-hater
Stop projecting and go back to your containment board to complain about diversity.

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>>53848933
Man... I'm not gonna say I respect that guy for defending his actions, because I don't. He's retarded. But at least he came to the realization that he was, in fact, retarded for continuously attempting to convey "compelling" stories through the medium that is CYOAs. At least I think that was the last thing he posted, accepting defeat, I could be wrong. Regardless, he made progress, and for that he gets precisely one clap from me.

>>53848945
Let me give you an example of what you're saying in words you might understand.

>I don't hate black people, I just don't trust them around my kids, my wife, my gun cabinet, or my bike. I'm not a racist.

Looks pretty fucking stupid, doesn't it? That's exactly the way the tiger thinks about men.

>>53848976
>Someone who hates your entire gender and might even think you're an inferior being is a good girlfriend
Have you ever been on a dated?

>>53848980
Said containment board wouldn't complain about sexism senpai.

>>53848959
Wasn't she just practicing blowjobs on them?

>>53848990
I think I'm inclined to go with the authors interpretation of the tiger than yours anon.

>>53848998
Blowjobs are oral sex senpai. I get that fucking isn't exactly the best term for it, but I'd rather go ahead and express the idea than worry about getting the perfect wording down on 4chan.

>>53849010
There's nothing different about my 'interpretation'. He just refuses to use the word sexism to describe it because he's in some kind of weird denial about what her beliefs indicate.

>>53848990
>I don't hate black people, I just don't trust them around my kids, my wife, my gun cabinet, or my bike. I'm not a racist.
This is literally every person on every race though you fucking tard, and those notions go away once you get to know said black person. If you're gonna try and argue your point use better examples.
>>53848998
Just think banana. Only reason it's a carrot is because she's a rabbit.

>>53849021
Are you calling everyone is innately racist? And you tried to get me to go to the oft-mentioned containment board.

>>53848959
Are these the same fucks crying if a girl has ever used a vibrator or dildo?

>>53849011
The point is theres a difference between her eating carrots suggestively and fucking them like a dildo.

>>53849017
>It's sexism
It's the main bitch from this show with a bit more assertive personality you projecting cunt.
http://wagnaria.wikia.com/wiki/Working!!_Wiki

>>53849017
No anon, it seems several people are viewing the tiger differently, myself included.

You're welcome to see her the way you want, but having you constantly tell everyone you're right and they're wrong is tiresome.

>>53849032
Yes, so just autisitc virgin neets. Nothing new here.

>>53849032
Not really, because the issue isn't that she masturbated, it's that she was having sex with food. The food aspect is what bothers them. It's probably similar to the way a lot of people don't like touching their food or having their food touch other kinds of food. It's a contamination thing, not an anti-sex thing.

>>53849034
I mean, she did blowjob practice on them. That involves treating them like a dick and shoving them into your mouth like one, generally including trying to shove them down your throat so you lose your gag reflex. It's pretty sexual.

>>53849050
>several people
I bet cash its maybe 3 guys all samefagging. You're one of them.

>>53849055
>Can't make an argument
>Have to be a snide baby and pretend you speak for other people instead

>>53849066
If anything, you're making less of an argument here and are just splerging out.

>>53849036
Doesn't mean that character doesn't hate men.
>>53849050
I really doubt it's 'many'. One person who actually likes the tiger, then Celt, then at least one guy who is being contrary because he thinks I'm a turbo virgin /pol/poster based on me complaining about a waifu.

>>53849060
>I mean, she did blowjob practice on them. That involves treating them like a dick and shoving them into your mouth like one, generally including trying to shove them down your throat so you lose your gag reflex. It's pretty sexual.

Yeah, sure its sexual, I get that. But putting food in your mouth isn't contaminating no matter how sexy your technique is.

>>53849077
See >>53849060 , bozo.

>>53849084
I didn't say it's entirely rational, anon. It's just something that is very commonly a huge turn off for people. Would you like the idea of your girlfriend masturbating with cheetoh dust on her fingers?

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>>53848856
He is so far the only namefag I have needed to filter out. and I've been here longer than I care to admit. I just wish there was a way to filter out replies to him, but if there is I'm too computer illiterate. I would take 1000 SDA's over him, even SDAs who don;t make content.

>>53849064
>>53849080
Well, its one more now, I like the Tiger okay. She's not my first choice, she's just a girl with a bad outlook, but she's young and it's not hard to imagine you could help her grow out of it.

But I mean if you wanna reeee about it, go ahead I guess

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>>53849080
>Celt
I'm just sitting here getting higher and enjoying the shitstorm I helped create.
Cheers everybody!

>>53849095
Would you not describe a view that all men are lying worthless pigs as a sexist one?

>>53849090
>I didn't say it's entirely rational, anon. It's just something that is very commonly a huge turn off for people. Would you like the idea of your girlfriend masturbating with cheetoh dust on her fingers?

I wouldn't really care to be honest, but I absolutely wouldn't care if she was just sucking on her fingers.

>>53849096
You say that, they always say that, but the next day they always get depressed and don't want to make CYOAs anymore.

>>53849098
>lying worthless pigs
Lying? Yes.
Worthless and pigs? Never spoken in her description. You just admitted that you're projecting.

>>53849098
Of course it is. But people aren't set in stone. She had a bad experience and she's wrong to think the way she does, but its not unreasonable to think you could help her adopt a healthier outlook on life.

>>53849101
I doubt that anon cares if she was sucking on her fingers either. Like I said, it's the food and sex association, not food, not sex.

Also you're pretty unusual in liking cheetoh masturbation.

>>53849092
He's really bad at attention posting, it's true.

>>53849104
Nah, I'll keep chugging 'em out for a while now.
Next one is a kingdom based on the four horseman of the Apocalypse, castles, armies, and all.

>>53849096
>I made one and a half threads shit

Yeah good job

>>53849092
Also 4chan X lets you filter by reply. When I filter someone, it kills all their replies too. Either minimized or not showing them at all. I rarely filter though.

>>53849092
> I just wish there was a way to filter out replies to him
Get the 4chanX expansion. You can filter names, posts with certain phrases (like Angel's builds), trips, filenames, thread names. All posts that respond to a hidden post are also hidden.
It's fucking amazing.

>>53849110
Like is a strong word, I just wouldn't find it grounds for posting about on the internet

I guess I'm too easygoing

>>53849108
So a view that denigrates all men is not considered sexist by you. Don't you think that's a double standard on your part? If someone is saying all women are lying whores, are they not sexist?

>>53849109
>Of course it is
That's the only fucking point of debate, anon. That this tiger is a sexist man-hater. That's what those other replies are all objecting to.

>>53849109
Celt said you can only make her not hate you, not all men.

>>53849104
I can't blame authors who feel that way. I wouldn't want to make stuff only to see it ripped apart by autists.

>>53849118
He'll get to two before it's over.

>>53849141
Hey, I didn't write her. Don't treat what my dumbass says as canon.

>>53849064
>Hundred posts are calling me moron
>It has to be a single person
Blubbering about samefagging is the last bastion of the butthurt, do everyone a favour and exit this world.

>>53849132
Posting about things on the internet is pretty casual, it's so easy to complain with no consequences.

I'm actually surprised the rabbit criticism bothered ZB so much, since it was one guy voicing disgust at one thing about her and not a castigation of her entire personality by multiple posters like all the others.

>>53849155
I only see "hundreds" of posts calling you a moron anon.

>>53849155
You're doing the same thing he is, so aren't you just as pathetic?

>>53849136
>That's the only fucking point of debate, anon. That this tiger is a sexist man-hater. That's what those other replies are all objecting to.

Who cares if you can teach her better?

>>53849143
I find myself increasingly glad I just make casual adventurey stuff.

>>53849162
Everyone in that argument is a retard, its not like they're even making new points any more.

>>53849180
Not everyone likes the idea of such a person, not everyone thinks she's worth the effort.

On top of that, dating someone with the goal of changing them is fucking idiotic. You don't like them, you just want them as a project.

>>53849193
>On top of that, dating someone with the goal of changing them is fucking idiotic. You don't like them, you just want them as a project.

Yeah, but some people are into that. I'm not, but I'm not into half of the other shit people want in their waifus either and theres really no need to destroy whole threads arguing about it.

>>53849180
>Who cares if you can teach her better?
I have zero clue what the actual context of this conversation is, but why would you ever want to date someone who you dislike so much you have to change a core trait of theirs? Did the author just use a particularly cute picture of an anime girl?

>>53849204
>no need to destroy whole threads arguing about it.
Are you kidding me? This shit is hilarious.

>>53849204
Complain at the people who objected to me pointing out she hates men, then. They're the ones who whined.

>>53849205
Basically.

>>53849205
Some people are into fixing people. I'm not saying its a good idea, but the idea has an appeal to that audience, and its not really anything to get upset about is it? Others probably look past it in the sense that once she gets over there issues they like the other traits presented (basic tsundere stuff I guess)

>>53849237
>But they started it
Fucking child's logic.

>>53849237
I'm complaining at both sides for not getting this shit out of their system last thread

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>>53849237
>B-b-b-but others started hitting back FIRST

>>53849245
>>53849266
He's the one looking to blame someone. I don't personally care if you want to blame me for pointing out that a bitch is a bitch.

>>53849286
>blame me for pointing out that a bitch is a bitch
Pot, meet kettle.

>>53849297
Well the specific thing that makes her a bitch is that she hates men, so we differ in that respect at the least.

>>53849345
Agree to disagree then?

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>>53849149
>Hey, I didn't write her.
Jeez man, wanna at least get some kids on that bus for extra weight before you throw me under it?
>>53849160
>I'm actually surprised the rabbit criticism bothered ZB so much
Eh, doesn't bother me as much as I made it sound. Like I said earlier, I'm fucking exhausted and overly sensitive tonight because my sleeping meds aren't kicking in, so I'm basically just a grumpy toddler.
I've just been trying to watch the shitposting to toughen myself up and remember thay that is all it is. People posting shit, nothing more.
Sure there's probably some vallid complaints, but at the end of the day the fact is that broke my back trying to get this all done for Celt and I'm fairly happy with how things turned out.
Sorry to disappoint my more staunch critics, but I'm not going fucking anywhere and I'm keeping the trip on. Filter me, flame me, I don't give a shit.
I'll keep making these thing till these threads stop showing up.
ZBG out.

>>53849349
Well your last post agreed with me, except you didn't think that ruined her, so fine.

>>53849352
>thay that is all it is
Or it's legitimate criticism and legitimate dislike of you in various posts. Don't make the arrogant assumption that everyone against you or a character of yours is just some mindless nobody doing it for funsies.

>>53849352
The carrot thing really was an awful idea, you know.

>>53849352
>Sorry to disappoint my more staunch critics, but I'm not going fucking anywhere and I'm keeping the trip on.
Is that a threat?

>>53849352
I just told you not to write waifus anymore. I don't care if you do something else.

>>53849352
Not wanting to update a finished CYOA is one thing, but like I said earlier, you should really take the criticism to heart instead of just ignoring it.

>>53849373
>>53849363
>>53849361
And here we view the Anon in it's natural habitat. Seething hate over things that don't matter and spewing shit all over the board instead of keeping it to themselves and keeping said board nice and pleasant.

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>>53849352

Sorry that ended like this ZBG

Here's my build:

Golden Fortune Cookie
Regal Fortune Cookie

Old Military Cap
Custard Tart

Gou

Shunned

I think this is the comfiest build.

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>>53849361
>>53849363
>>53849367
>>53849373
>>53849384

>>53849352
>Sorry to disappoint my more staunch critics, but I'm not going fucking anywhere and I'm keeping the trip on.
You know you could say the same thing in a not faggy way. You know how? By not saying anything at all. Jesus every time I post I hate you a little more. I regret giving you advice you took.

>>53849387
>>53849409
All I keep fucking saying is that I don't like the carrot thing. Why does that make all of you so angry?

>>53849416
It's because they're fanboys.

>>53849416
You're a fucking broken record, that's why.

>>53848845
No I went somewhere else. The only comment I've made regarding it was suggesting the Dragon girl fucked the old guy and then the two huge meme commentaries earlier.

>>53849387
>4chan
>Nice and pleasant

>>53849426
He mentioned it in his post too, no reason for me not to comment on it.

>>53849445
Should a man not hope for an ideal?

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>>53849352
Taking such an extremist view on criticism is pointless. Why don't you take your own advice and filter out what is and isn't a shitpost? Do you not think you're intelligent enough to do so? Regardless you've both lost points with me, and not for anything in the CYOA. I know, it's daunting. How will you carry on with yourself knowing someone out there likes you a little less? Only time will tell.

>>53849454
>tfw Zero will never be the filling to a Caim and Angelus sandwich

>>53849416
>All I keep fucking saying is that I don't like the carrot thing. Why does that make all of you so angry?
Because you keep fucking saying it.

>>53849454
He's succumb to his echo chamber of fans. At this point I think he'd rather have pointless replies like "get well soon n_n" whenever he posts he has a stomach ache, than any valid criticism. I doubt he can get better at this point, and I am almost certain he will get worse.

I was actually (cautiously) an early fan of his, but in the end I never even read zodiac brides once it came out because he soured my opinion.

>>53849487
Angel is a pure good girl. She only has eyes for her precious babykiller

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>>53849454
I'll most likely be a bit dissapointed in myself for doing something to drive away someone who previously enjoyed my presence, but in the long run, I'll get over it.
I'm sorry for whatever it was that made you lose some respect for me, but I stand by what I said.
Kind of feels overly dramatic now because I was planning to post that and go to sleep, but that doesn't seem to be posible at the moment so I guess I'll just sit here taking my lumps.

>>53849556
Mostly his point seems to be that you dismissing/ignoring the legitimate criticism as part of the shitposting is a bad move. I agree with him there.

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>>53849556

I still like you ZBG, even if this CYOA it's not at level of Zodiac.

I still think you rock.

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>>53848786
>>53849352
>>53849556
Did your ex break up with you because you're such a massive faggot? Asking for a friend.

>>53849529
>I was actually (cautiously) an early fan of his, but in the end I never even read zodiac brides once it came out because he soured my opinion

I think I'm reserving judgement until the guardian thing, waifus aren't my style but that one could be right up my alley

>>53849614
>Griffith
>Calling anyone a faggot when his entire reason for fucking the princess and raping Casca was upset at Guts not giving him the boypussy.

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>>53849614

Post that Donovan pic.
You know the one.

>>53849584
I can see that and that's my bad for making it sound like I was dismissing every single piece of criticism as shitposting.
I do try to find actual helpful insight from otherwise cancerous seeming posts and I didn't mean to make it sound like I was ignoring or pretending those who expressed things more civilly weren't bringing up perfectly valid points.
Insomnia's a bitch and it's turning me into a cranky toddler who needs his nap.
Sorry about that.
>>53849605
Thanks, I'm really hoping I get back to that level of quality now that I can a long, looong break from the Waifu Forge.
Should not have jumped back in front of the anvil so quickly.

>>53849652
I advise you to re-read the posts for criticism when you've had your sleep desu.

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>>53849649

>>53849674
Actually that's just really good advice no matter what your sleep-deprivation status. If you read criticism the morning after you get it, most of the emotional charge disappears.

Jesus Christ, why do the CYOA threads always attract /tg/'s most obnoxious shitposters. This thread is almost one third "I DON'T LIKE THING".

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>>53848901
>>53848945
>human communication
>anime tropes

>>53849734
True.

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>>53849742
This thread is exactly how it would play out if wargame/RPG developers trip'd up and posted on /tg/.

We get it, you don't like the thing.

Every time I try and make any headway with my CYOA I end up spending an hour figuring out the proper word for head or something.

>>53849556

While some of the criticism may have some legitimate points, I wouldn't feel overly concerned either. I think some of the more opinionated anons in this thread deserve a good slap, because they are far more annoying on a regular basis than anything you've done so far.

We ALL suck here, it's sadly kind of a requisite for /tg/ and /cyoag/. For all of its freedom, anonymous posting with little real consequences produces the expected results like clockwork.

In short, don't get too hung up on the criticism, take from it what you find useful, and just realize that anons here tend to be full of shit, and I say so while heartily including myself.

>>53849742

Agreed.

>>53849742
It's fun. I dunno about others, but I like talking about why I like things and don't like others, and also why other people like things and don't like others. I do try not to drown out actual content though. I know lots of other people don't like that.

>>53848600
I had to feel my skull to check it was alright after seeing this.

Fuck you!

>>53849834
I agree, honestly I am sometimes baffled that there are still authors, putting tons of time and effort into OCs for free, when they get plenty of cancerous replies

>>53849868
I'm sure you would feel it once it got that bad.

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>>53849834
Thanks, Anon.
I'm definitely starting to feel a bit better.
It's kind of comforting to know I'm not the piece of trash around here.

>>53849866
Discussing whats good and bad about CYOAs fine, its good even, but thats not the same as two autists spamming against each other for whole threads and saying everyone agrees with them.

>>53849883
You're popular. This makes you unpopular.

>>53849890
Does being unpopular make you popular?

>>53849905
It can do, absolutely.

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>>53849883
>not the only piece of trash*
>>53849890
Popular you say...

>>53849883
>It's kind of comforting to know I'm not the piece of trash around here.

you are, its just they are too

>>53849883
But you are, and again you're thinking that because some people say you're not bad all the criticism levied towards you is invalidated. You keep acting this way more and more people will hate you. It's already increased incredibly. At this point I want you to continue through, because this is just funny now.

>>53849905
>>53849910
I should note ZBG is currently in the middle of both happening at the same time. It's the constant contrarian-whirlpool of 4chan.

>>53849742
Because it's important to make sure only content YOU love is made.

where are the cyoas?

>>53849874
I wouldn't be surprised if that's what shitposters want: People to stop making new CYOA's

>>53849874
Fanboys make me want to stop making things more than criticism.

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>>53849883
>Couple guys try and give you advice about how to approach criticism without dismissing it and to be fair to everyone.
>Completely fucking ignore them.
>One guy sucks your dick and says to ignore everyone because they're all shitposters.
>You reply thanking him.
This is going to blow up in your face.

>>53849933
In the drive. No one is stopping you from downloading some and posting them.

>>53849983
Even Angel knew how to take criticism way better.

>>53849983
>One guy sucks your dick and says to ignore everyone because they're all shitposters.

Heh, it's clear you need to work on your reading comprehension, that's not what they said.

>>53850002
I don't know about that. Angel knows how to take certain kinds of criticism, but she really blows up at others.

>>53850006
But it is. He praises him while saying that everyone else sucks and to ignore their criticism because they're full of shit.

>>53849963
Oh man you are so cool clearly the best person in the world everything you do is nothing but divine i am humbled by your very presence my lord

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>>53849999
I got a voodoo curse on him.

>>53849916
See this is just plain old miscommunication. Tried to correct myself here >>53849911 but just to be clear I I trying to say that it was comforting to think that I'm not the ONLY piece of trash around.
Just helps keep me from giving up on making CYOAs to know that even though I suck, I'm not the only one.
It's also helping me take a breathe and distance my self from the project to try and more objectively see the criticisms and each one's point and marrit without feeling personally attacked.
I'm still new to this, so I'm just trying to learn what works and what doesn't.

>>53850024
Undeserved praise is a hundred times worse than underserved hate. For the author and the culture.

I feel embarrassed when people like myself without even needlessly defending me.

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>>53850038
Speaking of do we have any voodoo cyoas or ones that include voodoo?

>>53850014
>But it is.

But it's not. The anon clearly states to take from it what you find useful. Of course, anon underscores that by mentioning anons are usually full of shit, but there isn't any dick-sucking lie there as far as I see.

>>53850043
Oh yes your words are most wise

>>53850043
Not him but I don't think any is better than the other. They're both useless.

>>53850055
>Cherrypicking and ignoring how it dismissed all the criticism with the text before and after.

>>53850041
Dude we know. The other guy's just autistic or wants to read the worst in you or something. Also, I'm not whatever guy's been defending you, I just have reading comprehension.

>>53850058
I don't really understand why my opinion is so upsetting to you. Are you just trying to convince that your ability to shitpost is worse than underserved praise and fanboyism? It won't do you much good. I made my point as an author, you, as a reader or a creator, don't need to agree

>>53850081
Nah i was just fucking around m8 for shits and giggles no idea who you are though

>>53850049
There's a conduit fan world that's decent.

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>>53850075
>Cherrypicking and ignoring how it dismissed all the criticism

Only cherrypicker is you, to be honest. The first line of the post starts by saying that some of the criticism may have legitimate points, then goes on to talk about not getting hung up on said criticism. I don't see the word disregard or ignore used anywhere in there.

I'm not really interested in your bait war, so I'll leave you to your intentional misreading of the anon's post. Haters gonna hate, I guess?

>>53850081
Not him, but it's because what you're doing is exactly the sort of thing someone trying to be brusque and cool would do like me.

Psssh...I don't care about this "false praise"...I want the real criticism. I can handle things on my own, kid.

>>53850131
Malal.

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>>53850184
This.

>>53850131
Nurgle is the sexiest, but i guess she have some space aids, so i guess i'd take Khorne.

>>53850131
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

KILL THE SLENESHII WHORES

>>53850131
tzeentch because why not?

>>53849827
You mean like cranium/bonce/skull/dome/noggin?
Just use an online thesaurus m8, That's what I do. Writing without using boring or repeated words is the worst part about making CYOAs

>>53850365
I'm sorry, you misunderstand me. I mean for my conlang which nobody will care about

Did everyone's favorite slimegirl author die?

>>53850380
I killed him.

>>53850380
Probably is taking just a break

>>53850365
Oh languages, why would you bother going through such lengths for a cyoa? Just use a foreign language or a mixture of them is you're desperate.

>>53850369
>>53850399

>>53850399
That's sort of what I'm doing, only I'm using four or five different languages for each conlang. But first you gotta figure out how people would construct each thing, then you've gotta actually make the conlang suit the aesthetic, then you've gotta figure out how the word would change with time and THEN make that aesthetic...

Oh well. It'll be done eventually.

>>53850131
Don't know which one fits my personality and desires the best. Can I get back to you on this one?

>>53850380
I miss Beri

>>53850380
I hope so

ZBG did nothing wrong.

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>>53850380
>tfw no Beri
>tfw no Italics

>>53850452
We all do

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>>53850049
>Witch (Male)
Yeah I look like a tool but at least it won't raise suspicion.
>Catmancy(5)
I was born under the year of the rat, so let's go with that. I was originally only going to take 4, but none of the other powers at rank 1 interest me. Mammon is the most tempting I'll admit.
>Witchery 5
Mobility, lifespan regen, eject button, teleportation AND a comfy extradimentional room? Only a total idiot would not take this.
>Potions 5
Kind of a tossup between any of the others. I'm not interested in Consortation 5 cheap get out of jail fake card. Potions slightly edge out the others thanks to Love potions and strength ones.

>Items
>That OTHER Necronomicon
Oh hell the fuck yes. Tourette motherfucker to summon Mammon my own personal shopping assistant. Selective Mutism at parties - joke is on them I never go to any parties - for a succubus agent I can pimp out in seedy bars for a steady flow of dosh(I'm her working papers literally, call it extortion), hell, I can even use her to sell magic viagra at high prices-first one is freebie to get them hooked up-. REM disorder for Foliot, just make sure I sleep on tatami like my japanese animus and have my familiar maidu on standby to wake me up with a water gun.
>Perception Charm 4
>Quickness Charm 3
This combination is always OP as fuck.
>Bottle Stash
Might as well.

If I can, I would establish small huts on the wilderness in all continents so I can quickly teleport between them and don't need to fly 6 hours just to get some indonesian vanilla or amazonian drug toad.
Maybe I would try to transform into a more powerful form with Shape shifter potion(I wonder if it allows mystical monsters who can themselves shapeshift into a human, or have special abilities like memory absorption)

Other than that, mostly chill in my crib and try to research new potions and stuff.

>>53848600
That looks like something straight from SCP ... It's art, in a way. A horribly torturous way.

>>>53844546

Golden Fortune Cookie
Red Bean Soup
Custard Tart
Lucky Charm Bracelet
Jade Ring
Tu
Mute

Fuck the haters, Tu is the best waifu.

>>53850131
Top right.

>>53850014
>Angel knows how to take certain kinds of criticism, but she really blows up at others.
Care to elaborate? Which kinds of criticisms elicit which reactions from her?

>>53850131
Tzeentch, jesus fucking crist i never thougth that bird would look cute as a girl

>>53850873
Saying that lesbians are bi makes her puffy nipples hard as diamonds.
Roleplaying with her sexslave builds from Lavender has her on the edge.
SDA roleplaying with her sexslave builds from Lavender has her cumming right on the spot.

Not responding to her or her builds for two threads in a row causes her to cry and post about crying.

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>>53850902
>that feel when

>>53850902
She actually doesn't seem to mind about you wanting to roleplaying with her Lavender character, she just got pissed at that one guy for whining about her characters fucking weird shit while he himself didn't make a build to RP with her.

She actually kinda burned his ass by pointing out that a limp-wristed whiny cuck like him would produce pathetic children and nobody would ever want his babies.

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CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE

>>53850983
The 'Success' side has a black guy on it so clearly it's a lie or a trap, so I choose Anime.

>>53850983
But Anime IS Success

>>53850983
anime looks more fun

>>53850983
Both.

>>53850955
Fuck yeah
Why can't femdom waifu cyoa ever include one into sph?

>>53850983
anime>being successful black person

>>53850902
I thought she hated bi sluts and had more of a thing for "pure" lesbians.

>>53850955
That sounds hilarious. Is there a screencap?

>>53851068
She also hates that she isn't a virgin and wish she could regain her virginity and erase all memories of sex.
She is very fucked up.

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>>53850131
The choice is complete obvious, how can there even be conversation about this

>>53851104
Well that makes a certain amount of sense as part of her purity fetish.Depending on what you consider to be "pure".

>>53850812
All cancers are of course horrendous but bone cancer leaves such visible marks. The pictures I used were pretty time, all in all, they were just in uncomfortable area. Feel free to google 'bone cancer' for more pictures.

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>>53850983
Success is pointless, so I choose anime.

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How comfy do you like your scenery builders /cyoag/?
Do you guys like comfy choices which include the scenery you picked e.g. Swimming, Gardening, Hiking, Hunting, Fishing etc?
Are 'low energy' cyoas like this desirable?

Also anyone know where I can find some good quality icons similar to what I've already got.

>>53850983
anime, there is not much worth for in success

>>53850131
Was fucking up your spelling part of your plan?

>>53851156
Yeah, they're desirable enough.

>>53851156
>Powerful mountains
I don't get it, how can mountains be powerful?

>>53851169
They work out and get swole

>>53847057
I am disappointed by the lack of extra guns ??

>>53851156
I would like fossils

>>53851179
Nah, that's only the Rocky mountains.

>>53851186
How should we know? You're the one who thinks what you think.

>>53851156
>powerful mountains
kek

>>53851216
Where, or why is it not an option though

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>>53851156
I love comfy choices as much as i love adventure choices i am looking foward to it please don't scrap it

>>53851156
I like the look of it so far
Comfy is fine so long as you have a good framework for it.

>>53851156
It looks very desirable.

>>53851156
>Are 'low energy' cyoas like this desirable?
Not to me. It leaves too much for me to imagine.

>>53851369
>Too much to imagine
Why are you playing CYOAs?

>>53851156
Well what you have here seems very good if you ask me. Of course, if the final CYOA is good depends heavily on what you put into the rest of it. If the CYOA is just about landscaping an island or something, then that's not exactly exciting. Still I think the way you're putting things together is good.

>>53851381
Because he wants CYOA authors to feed him prepackaged imaginations. Duh. A better question is, if you are fine just imagining everything on your own, then why are you effectuating CYOAs?

>>53851381
Reading comprehension son.
What he described is below my threshold for being engaged in the setting. If I have to come up with everything on my own why bother working with the limitations of a CYOA?

>>53851417
I am nothing but a hypocrite i must commit sudoku

>>53851307
>>53851403
>>53851324
It'll be slow going, partly finding all the images I need and part trying to come up with desirable features, choices and descriptions.

>>53851369
Understandable, I deliberately made the initial descriptions vague so you could choose how you want your world to look exactly. I'll be sticking with it I think.


Thanks for the feedback.

>>53847792
>sample