/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Guys, should I just give in and make another "make an adventurers and friends" cyoa like Fulcrum or Hero Academy (which I love, for the record) or should I keep plugging away at my more niche ideas. I'm just worried about the finished product not being that great when I could have been working on something I liked all along.

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>>53488721
nobody cares either way

>>53488721
Honestly, it's important to stick through with making something just to show you have that force of will. Once you finish your current thing, I advise focusing on making what you like instead.

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>>53488747
Well you've certainly taken a load off my mind

>>53488773
Seconded

>>53488721
Follow your heart and kill your parents.

>>53488783
>Authors always reply to the shitposts but not the legitimate advice.

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>Reddit OC
A miracle

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>>53488773
Yeah, you're right. I think the mechanic for the CYOA I'm working on is neat actually, I'm just worried the endings it'll lead to might be a bit too bland for what they could be. I'll keep plugging away though, thanks anon

>>53488789
I got over that like 20 years ago mostly

>>53488797
Be nice anon, I hadn't refreshed the thread when I replied to the first poster

>>53488845
You don't need to want to kill your parents to kill your parents.

>>53488826
Unsurprisingly, the formatting looks like shit. Where the heck are the borders, backgrounds, text boxes, and gratuitous flavor images?

>>53488826
I'd rather not have OC to tell the truth.

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>>53487673
>>53483076
The source is Himitsu no Akuma-chan.
It's a love story about a super cute succubutt.

>>53488826

It's shit.

>>53488894
>a super cute succubutt

Incubus. That dude summoned a faggot on accident.

>>53488890
YES

WE MUST KILL THE EXPANSION OF THE UNIVERSE

>>53488894
Oh that ain't what i signed up for
I want a cute succubi with small breasts but she's not a loli or a dude

>>53488941
As a choice between reddit OC and no OC, i chose no OC, not that I chose no OC period.

Of course I want more non-reddit OC, I'm making some right now that will hopefully be out in a better timeframe than my last one.

>>53488826
maybe I should release my OC there instead of here just to raise the average quality. Show them better formatting

>>53482174
>fight to the death for the right to marry him.
Unacceptable, Sebastian. I will not begin my reign with a human sacrifice. In deference to tradition they may fight, but anyone who kills another competitor shall be permanently disbarred from the competition. Be it so proclaimed.

Elixirs: B-03. The whole point of these is to survive until my coronation.
M-08. Makes it difficult to trick me.
M-05: Combines well with M-08 to make it all but impossible to outplay me. I should be able to anticipate all but the most erratic plans.

(Reads dossiers)
Hmm, Scarlatina
> "I'll just poison the other girls...or I can simply knock them out. Up to you."
>"I suppose I can tolerate you taking a mistress or eleven"
This suggests... possibilities. Her choice of the number eleven can't have been accidental.

Sebastian! Prepare a letter for Scarlatina. I wish to get our plan in order.

>>53489069

Not sure why you'd bother when they'll probably just steal it and post it there anyway.

>>53489069
Then it won't get posted here except to shitpost.

>>53488913
Be kind, Anon. We should judge the piece by the values of its birthplace.

By Reddit standards this is 4/5 stars, would recommend.

>>53489111
It's one of the shittest things ever.

>>53489102
Agreed, anything that gets posted here is ended up there regardless, if they're not going to learn from it that way they're not going to bother.

>>53489111
>We should judge the piece by the values of its birthplace.

Give me one example in which coddling someone, rather than giving them the cold, hard truth, has actually been a benefit to that individual.

>>53489111
>>53489124
you're both right

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>>53489146

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>>53481523
I pick the mystery box under the assumption it makes me a succubus (something like this but only brown due to a tan).
If it doesn't I take nothing.

>>53489102
>>53489129
Fair enough, I just want reddit to do better, so we get better content, even if it is from there

>>53489198
The day reddit does better is the day hell freezes over.

>>53489102
>Go and check what they've stolen.
>They've got all sorts of shit but nothing of mine.

I don't know whether to be relieved or offended.

>>53489198
They won't get better. Why would they? You keep producing content for them.
By posting directly to reddit you make it easier for them. It's like giving the homeless guy food instead of dumping it in your trash for him to take later.

>>53489198

I honestly believe the day that happens is the day CYOAs actually become real. Not as mere files stored on a hard drive, but actual power unleashed into the hands of the sweaty, unwashed masses of /tg/ who will inevitably squander it to become little girls, or shapeshifters that spend most of their time as little girls, and immediately become the ultimate NEETs by running off to rule as lazy gods over their pocket dimensions where their harem of waifus take care of their every need.

>>53489236
>not just shooting the hobo, thus forcing him to distrust people and become a hermit

>>53489251
>thus forcing him to distrust people

Aren't a majority of homeless paranoid schizophrenics?

>>53488826
It's not the worst cyoa I have seen. Some of the choices seem to have quite random drawbacks for some random reason, I guess to balance them for whatever level that only the author can see.

It's certainly a step above what was produced here couple years ago.

I honestly think the guy only posts about them in hopes of getting people to move over there.

>>53489262
Well then you're helping him by justifying the paranoia

>>53489198
>Fair enough, I just want reddit to do better, so we get better content, even if it is from there

Realistically reddit is too big a site to say absolutely everything on it is shit; its Dark Souls boards have been better on the release of each game in terms of information than 4chan was by far for example

But on the specific category of cyoas, reddit is a literal parasite.

>>53489218
One of mine is one there, my feelings are definitely mixed

>>53489273
Probably.

>>53489236
That's a solid argument for closing this thread too and making author only discord where you are only let in after you prove yourself with some OC.

>>53489275

I think it's already completely justified in their eyes.

Post your most anticipated WIP

>>53489303
My cyoa

>>53489286
Anyone passing it off as theirs or as a Reddit original?

>>53489303

WIP posts are cancer, galleries are the only exceptions as they cannot work without board contribution.

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>don't post for a few days
>threads immediately become 100x as autistic

>>53489303
Beer one still. Unless it got posted. It seems breddy fun looking, and some of the bros I saw are pretty chill, especially that lifeguard guy (no homo)

>>53489303
One of the 2 CYOAs i'm working on.
Hopefully they get finished this year.

>>53489312
They usually don't mention where they got anything from. If someone asks for a source then usually someone will mention /tg/

>>53489319
fuck off you weird shit alien

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>>53489303
I make a point of not saving WIP stuff, but I really liked that trapped in a video game one ala SAO someone was working on. Looking forward to making my Fairy Dark Knight debuff/DoTs character

>>53488721
DO AS THOU WILT

>>53489171
I regret letting my curiosity get the better of me. I should not have read the box and ruined it.
Now I'm forced to be married to some show host with no personality whose interests are "watching TV" and being peppy and loud.

>>53489286
>But on the specific category of cyoas, reddit is a literal parasite.
I mean, it's not like most cyoas are original either. Art is liberally stolen and I don't think anyone is going to start including a works cited page. When I saw my OC was posted on reddit I had a realization that I'd be a massive hypocrite if it annoyed me, since I had essentially done the same thing to a lot of artists.

>>53489312
As >>53489329
mentioned, just posted without a source

I'm surprised how much it got my hackles up when someone in the thread thanked the OP for the CYOA though, I thought I was better than that

>>53489292
Show us what you made to see if you're worthy.

>>53489349
Writing is creative work too, dear. don't buy the artist's meme that they're the only ones who work hard.

>>53489354
I have never mentioned the source when I made made the OP, I'm sorry everyone. I'll promise to include it next time.

>>53489349
>I mean, it's not like most cyoas are original either
Depends on the cyoa really. Most of the better ones have at least a certain amount of world building put into them.
>>53489349
>When I saw my OC was posted on reddit I had a realization that I'd be a massive hypocrite if it annoyed me, since I had essentially done the same thing to a lot of artists.
Yeah, you're not wrong about this. My issue with reddit on this particular topic is they don't even seem to try, aside from todays little setpiece.

Its nothing to get upset about though, especially as most of us post our stuff anonymously anyway, so who could they credit even if they were inclined to do so? I wonder if the namefags get worked up about it more

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>>53489303
>saw people hoping for a you-were-abducted-by-lolis CYOA
>have it mostly planned out in my head and got pretty hyped to make it
>have to spend the next week moving house to another city

End my life.

>>53489382
I meant the reddit thread anon

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>>53489373
>he anonymously writes up an imaginary game, often set in an existing fictional world, on a pirated copy of photoshop using other's people art which he doesn't credit, to portray the 12y old sexslaves he includes as romance options
>then complains when other people share his work on reddit

Could I get a link to Italics archive? In the pastebin there's only PP and I was looking for Order.
Or if you have it please post it.
Thank you.

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>>53489303

>>53489415
Oh hey, it's your first shitpost since your ban expired. You didn't waste any time.

>>53489349
>When I saw my OC was posted on reddit I had a realization that I'd be a massive hypocrite if it annoyed me, since I had essentially done the same thing to a lot of artists.

The use of art in CYOAs tends to fall under Fair Use. You're making use of cropped images, but the images themselves aren't the entirety of your post, you do put fourth work in writing up the choices and any included lore.

You'd still be a hypocrite, but only because you've pirated things before. Games, music, even streaming or reading things translated by fans counts if it's licensed. Reddit having your works posted is akin to piracy, unless someone is outright claiming ownership as if they created it, in which case it's plagiarism.

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>>53489415
Back you go.

>>53489464
If they just hotlinked to the archive rather than rehosting to imgur, would it even be piracy?

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>>53489373
True, but I think his point is that when we make things we don't have a credit section, so in the same way that reddit is snubbing us, we are snubbing the artist, so it's a little hypocritical to complain. Though there is a difference because at least we are putting in our own work when we create something, they put in nothing when they post, but then again that's true here too.

>>53489486
I disagree, because the degree of his 'sin' is different. He took previously existent work, yes, but only as part of his own work into which he devoted creative effort. The people stealing it did absolutely nothing to contribute to the CYOA whatsoever.

>>53489482

Grey area. The links may have already existed, but they weren't intended for use there.

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>>53489372
I make these threads and I regret it every time

>>53489303
Are you sure?

>>53489399
Anticipation will make the loli abduction all the finer.

>>53489524
What could go wrong?

>>53489354
> it got my hackles up when someone in the thread thanked the OP for the CYOA though,
That seems a totally normal response.

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>>53489399
You can write it all down so that you don't forget anything and work stuff out in your head whole time. Your cyoa will be just plain better than it would have been otherwise.

Also if someone finds your plans for little girls and vans, you get your wish of your life ending.

You can do it anon, I have faith in you and the little girls.

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>cyoa gives you a harem
>cyoa doesn't make you clueless and pure of mind

Filthy perverts ruining best trope.

>>53489486
White Knight forever

Does anyone have that assassin cyoa with the different suits like stealth and wires etc?

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>>53489578
>not being the purest

>>53489578
Harems are not for sex.

>>53489603
>>53489606
>>53489578
Why do you want a harem if you're not going to have sex with them?

>>53489578
That's the worst part about harem series you worthless cockhole.

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>>53489619
Hyperefficient, multidynamic cucking. Just by having 20 girls orbiting you, you're cucking dozens of guys on a daily basis. Them being so desperate and obsessed they keep loving you even if you don't fuck them only makes it sweeter.
>>53489626
Filthy lowtaste pervert.

>>53489543
Last time I did it I had one-to-three different people post it every single thread for two weeks.

>>53489645
is that bad

>>53489641
I never thought about it that way

I hate harem protags more than ever

>>53489641
This is just evidence you don't deserve a harem.

>>53489399
>Abduction by Loli CYOA will be created
My day just got better

>>53489575
Hopefully things worked out for him.

>>53489691
That's what he gets for having shit taste.

>>53489645
Ah, I see what you mean. If it bothers you, don't post the WIP, I'd hate for you to get put off from working on it.

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>>53489682
>tfw pic related is what the average anon who wants the loli abduction cyoa looks like

Everyday I pray cyoas do not become real.

>>53489711
That's what everyone on the internet looks like, dummy.

>>53489691
Should have kept his elaborate child sex slave fantasies to /cyoag/ like the rest of us

>>53489668
If you want a harem for sexual purposes, you need to lay off the porn. Sex with more than 2 women at a time is a mess. Threesome are usually fun but that's the limit.

>>53489711
I am not that fat though

>>53489728
Harems are to provide choice and variety, not for fucking all at once.

>>53489711
>Everyday I pray cyoas do not become real.

You're telling me you don't constantly fantasise about your favourite cyoas coming true?

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>>53489575
That story was a ride and a half. Now my fae hurts from laghing so hard. What happened to that guy?

>>53489711
Back to another few days of people not noticing you're shitposting because they're autists until you say something ban worthy. They make it too easy for you.

>>53489739
Then get a shapeshifter.

Harems are haram you degenerates

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>>53489726
I laughed, then I realised thats a little too real

>>53489753
Where did you got a fae?

>>53489760
t. Suri

>>53489761
That's not what Sultan Mehmed the Great said.

>>53489742
Maybe if they only applied to me. Even with absolute power I'd just get comfy. I don't trust the average loli-lover within 100m of a kindergarten, let alone with magical powers.

>>53489766
Sorry, meant "face". And "laughing". Not typing from a good angle.

>>53489758
I was never banned. Just studying for my finals.

>>53489784
>All your posts get deleted
>Not banned
Sure anon, sure.

>>53489742
I know I do, but I'm also pretty sure I wouldn't want to be handing out that kind of power to half the people on these boards let alone the internet in general

What's the best time to post (shity) OC?
I wanna get at least one answer if possible.

>>53489770
>Not using your phenomenal cosmic power to protect little girls from people who would actually rape them

>>53489805
Yes.

>>53489805
Now

>>53489575
>woke up at two pm
>calls his mom "mommy"
>draws porn at home
>still lives at home
Yeah he's /r9k/ alright.
This is why they need to be forcibly castrated.

>>53489753
You will have to go ask /r9k/ for that. I just got it from some thread, if it has follow up, I don't know about it.

>>53489797
I guess it depends on the cyoa. A lot of them involve being transported to another world. Something like the comfy cyoa would be mostly benign to give out to people (other than the collapse of society cause no one can be fucked doing anything?)

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>>53489808
>Not using your phenomenal cosmic power to love little girls

>>53489805
Early to mid thread. At the very beginning things get ignored, and obviously a dead thread is no good.

Now would be fine.

>>53489794
Then it must have been someone else. I didn't get banned I think. I'm pretty if I had been banned I'd have at least seen the "you were banned" message upon my first post today. Which posts specifically you talking about?

i would still pay dosh for a good sized hulk waifu cyoa

>>53489805
Americans are sleeping now, so you'll have less audience if you really care about how many people will see your cyoa the very first time it's posted. Thread moves slower tho so more time to talk about it and everyone's just shitposting right now because there's nothing else to chat about.

Threadwise, no sense to post it at the end, people just shitpost then waiting for new thread. Early on people just post a bunch of cyoas to start the thread, if you can get yours in before it begins and shout that it's OC, that's probably the best time. Otherwise just wait it out and post it midthread.

>>53489845
What makes you believe a busty, superpowered amazon would want to waifu you?

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>>53489854
A man can dream!

>>53489853
>Americans are sleeping now

Most Americans are waking up and going to work now.

Most Americans here are slowly waking up or getting ready to go to bed.

>>53489845
It's not hard to make, just copy common templates.

>>53489707
It'll be months to years until I finish it. All my future projects are too long and my skills and motivation are not up to par with my ambitions.

>>53489873
I've been worthless when it comes to creative things my entire life, so nah

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>>53489399
I don't know who you are but godspeed anon!

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>>53489662

>>53489418
...I guess not.
Thanks anyway, I will search some more.

>>53489871
Today is a holiday

>>53489600
Check Beri's drive.

Are cyoas with resolution mechanics rare because theyre bad or because theyre harder to make?

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>>53489956
>resolution mechanics

>>53489956
Harder to make, and because it may not fit with how others view the cyoa, a lot of times people don't really want an answer given to them. Also the more complicated the cyoa gets the less people will want to bother.

>>53489956
Do you mean stats and stuff?

>>53489962
>resolution
I presume they mean "give an ending based on your choice(s)"

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>cyoa doesn't mention a girl's bloodtype

>>53490076
Weebs get out

>>53490076
>>53490086
>When you don't know your bloodtype so you can't obsess over obscure horoscope mysticism involving it.
Pretty sure it's O - though.

>>53490076
They also almost never mention astrological sign. Personally I'd just screw with anyone that cares and give them all Hh blood.

>>53488783
i'd take a load on you any day bby

>>53489927
Memorial Day? Do people actually get time off work for that?

>>53490199
"Although 97 percent of employers have designated Memorial Day as a paid day off, more than 40 percent of companies still require at least some employees to work the holiday, according to a new study" -Businesses Insider
So I guess a lot of people work on it, but I know some people get it off. It's also a federal holiday so lots of government workers get it off, as well as students.

>>53490138
Looks neat, but I don't think the text needs to be nearly that large; its a nitpick but it'd also stop the necessity to break up so many words into two pieces.

>Intruders
seems like the best choice though for me, no real penalties so long as theres a steady stream of jerks to inconvenience. Do I need to know where a target for them is, or does just a name suffice?

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>>53488721
"Make an adventure with friends", please.

>>53490227
Cool. I think most people get worked too hard.

>>53490260
>pitying the wageslaves

*yawn* Any new OC yet?

>>53489418
>>53489919

Nvm found it.
46 pages huh?

>>53490241

I made it a while ago, but I'll change the text size if I manage to find the file again.

You only need a name and to know what the person looks like.

>>53490322
Do you have to know what they look like now, or just in general?

Yes, I am planning on keeping them tame by having them nonfatally bother people who pissed me off in the distant past.

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>>53490257
Don't worry anon, that'll definitely be next on my list, but the earlier posters are right and I really should push forward with my adventuring party story builder cyoa first.

>>53490424
It doesn't really matter, even a picture from them when they were 5 is enough.

>>53490515
Thanks anon, I look forward to bothering people in retaliation for long forgotten slights from years ago

Anyone have that old Fairy King WIP? I remember it being fun even unfinished.

>>53490543
>saving wips

>>53489641
>Hyperefficient, multidynamic cucking
never has a combination of words given me such mirth

>>53490738
are you devout or more of a cultural muslim? how do you reconcile your faith and your browsing 4chan?

>>53489956
They're bad.
CYOAs as the name suggests, are about adventure. Having a clear-cut "this is how to win" is not imagining things.

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>>53489728
If you've ever had even 1 consensual threesome in your life, you don't belong here.

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>>53491087
>MMF

>>53491011
Do waifus count?

>>53491087
Anon what

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>>53491087
>He invites another guy to join and then he mostly just watches.
>He's not a cuck.
Yes he is. No amount of dominance projection can hide that he's a loser cuck on the inside. Your boyfriend is trash.

>>53491087
>>53491100
It's probably MMM

>>53491100
>not spitroasting a girl with your bro

/r9k/ must leave

>>53491100
prob MMM desu senpai

>>53491135
You do a M orgy every other night, so you have no right to judge.

>>53491135
Speaking out of experience?

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>>53491011
>all 4chan is /r9k/

>>53491087
If it walks like a cuck and quacks like a cuck and lets other people sleep with you like a cuck...

>ALMOST dead finished with CYOA but in weeklong vacation away from computer.
End it all now.

>>53491203
Or finish the rest now instead of posting?

>>53491192
steroids is best

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Repost from last thread.

>>53491215
>1000 miles away from computer with all my files
>finish it now
How exactly?

>>53491192
Steroids.
I'm having a hard time making gains. I could use the personal trainer for changing my program, the gymbuddy to motivate me and the fantastic roids.
I hope she's okay being platonic.

I get the effect of the drug the girl represents right? Without the addiction (not that steroids do that)?

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>>53491087
Without red, hm?

>>53491221
>spending the rest of your life with a girl who appeared in a game show dressed as a cowtitted whore

I'll pass.

>>53491233
Steal a plane

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>>53491154
>>53491151
It's not gay if you're a girl

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>>53491216
Steroids is a cutie, but Ketamine is tempting too.

>>53491192
LSD is the only choice.

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>>53491221
Fucked up the spoiler the first time but isn't that really all part of the mystery?

>>53491258
I remember using this cyoa to build a rich, older arabian daddy bf with model good looks.

>>53491267
And you're not a girl.

>>53491266
It'd probably be easier to just make a CYOA about stealing planes.

>>53491287
But I am.

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>>53491192

Cocaine

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>>53491087

>>53491221
I hate myself for reading the mystery box and getting a one dimensional wife instead of becoming a succubus.
I know she's "into TV" but not what genres, she's a host for a game show and she's pushing for human-succubus marriage rights.
I'm into none of those things minus very few TV series.
Oh yeah and I'm not having sex with her. Not unless she uses an aphrodisiac on me and I am not okay with that.

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>>53491262
Rude!

Well we all know what that means, folks!

It's time to feed this contestant into the soul thresher!

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>>53491308
This is literally impossible.

>>53491192
Marijuana and Steroids are a close tie, but I'll have to go with Steroids because though maybe less into my hobbies, she seems like a better all around person, and maybe I can coax her into some

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>>53491318
>he picks mystery boxes

>>53491331
>implying I have a soul

Bring me some tendies and a chaste waifu or leave me alone.

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>>53491316

>>53491366
Just don't make them the narrator or a trap and we're cool.

>>53491318
What is wrong with human-succubus marriage rights?

>>53491366
Someone should do the exact opposite. The mysteries from the waifus aren't these crazy insane features, but instead general things that you would normally come to find from your partner over time that you'd normally find banal but on your partner they're cute

>>53491308
Wow, I never noticed how cute you were.

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>>53491358
I am quite fond of this one.

+3 Tattered King
-2 Yog-Sothoth

Chaotic and Entropic touch are good problem solvers, but the real benefit is Carcosa. I wonder if there is electricity there? Even if not, just a place to rest and read in peace (more or less) for ever appeals very much.

Yoggy has comparitively soft penalties; living a normal life will definitely be a bit harder but not impossible, especially with the King's abilities making earning a living less important. Getting lost isn't so bad when Carcosa is only a door away.

This actually inspired one of my current WIPs with the working title "Gangs of New Innsmouth aka (Gang) Colours Out of Space"

>>53491383
I agree. Trap mystery boxes are incredibly disappointing.

>>53491318
>Host wasn't a choice
>2nd level of hell too full that a game show exists to get rid of succubi

>>53491391
Nothing, I just don't care for them in any way and I can't be bothered to help her with them.
I don't care for filming a documentary either but I guess the editing could be fun to do.

>>53491308
Only in your heart, SDA

>>53491436
>(Gang) Colours Out of Space

I love this idea. Make it happen!

>>53491480
Not every CYOA needs to turn you into a girl.

>>53491448
I don't know what you're trying to say with your first sentence.
The host IS a choice, she's the mystery box. I could see that a mile away without reading any part of the cyoa just from seeing an image not connected to an option (suggesting the cyoa has a narrator and that's her) as well as a mystery box.
>>53491530
I know that but I don't want a girlfriend and had my hopes up that the mystery box wouldn't be one.

>>53491530
That is where you are wrong kiddo

>>53491614
>A show called Human Husband in which the human ends up not being a husband

>>53491529
Working on it; I need a couple more gangs and pictures then I should be good to go!

>>53491614
>I don't know what you're trying to say with your first sentence.
I mean prior to the mystery box she wasn't which should have tipped you off that the only possible conclusion that she was in the box

>>53491644
>I know that but I don't want a girlfriend and had my hopes up that the mystery box wouldn't be one.
>>53491678
In my defense I hadn't read any of the cyoa except seeing it had succubus and a mystery box. I took a wild shot. Knowing what I do now I'll tell the narrator to please let me go because I promise her, getting a Green card is not worth being with me.

>>53491221
Stuck between Maddy and Dora.

Not just for the tits.

>>53491221
Posie; I'm pretty sappy myself.

>>53491221
I don't understand this. Are these supposed to be sexy?

>>53492026
They're succubi, so ... I guess?

>>53492058
I know they're supposed to be the embodiment of lust but c'mon.
What's sexy about Monet? She gets "flustered if you praise her" and she's a smug cunt.
Maddy is just... a dumb character.
Sarah schlicks to humanity. That's weird not hot.
Frankie is okay I guess.

Is this really what gets dude's going? Or is it the titties and skimpy outfits?

>>53492026
They're supposed to be a variety of lovely waifus.

>>53492078
monet represents worship fetish

>>53492097
I... guess? I thought that was when she thought of you like a God?
>>53492091
Oh okay. I thought it was supposed to turn guys on that's why I'm confused.

>>53492097
And she's extremely proud but the moment you touch her, she becomes putty in your hands.

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>>53492078
It turns out different people find different things sexy

>>53492123
>men aren't turned on by waifus

Who let the literal autism in?

>>53492140
I'm asking you is this what gets you off?

>>53492213
>turns you *ON
Sorry about that.
I'm very confused about dudes and what they like.

>>53492078
>flustered if you praise her
This is cute
>humanity fetish
This is hot

Women really have no understanding of male sexuality.

>>53492290
with that attitude you'll always be confused

pro tip: different people are actually different people

>>53490257
Did she get brought back to life?

>>53492213
Me personally, I could go for Money or Posie, but >>53492355 is right

>>53492344
I agree that sarah is poorly written but her main appeal is supposed to be her curiosity and hyperactivity. She's pretty much constantly horny, like she's in heat.

>>53492344
>This is hot
I guess? I just don't see it. It seems weird and inconvenient.
>>53492355
>>53492376
>pro tip: different people are actually different people
I'm fucked aren't I?

>>53492290
Get's you off works too.
It really depends on the guy of course, some will find certain traits attractive. These girls all seem to be based off of various fetishes more or less.

Monet = Worshiping (Her)
Perkins = Submissive
Maddy= THICC
Sarah = Worshiping (You)
Frankie = Flexible
Dixie = Moe
Posie = Sweet
Dora = Motherly

I wish I had fetishes that could be turned into CYOA's. Shit would be cash.
No clue how one turns "getting a blowjob from a girl that's sitting under the table" fetish into a CYOA or where someone walks in while you're fucking and you have to pretend not to be.

>>53492435
>Monet = Worshiping (Her)

See, for me Monet is less about that and more the fact that I can either fluster her easy with compliments or take advantage of her sensitivity if she ever gets too full of herself.

>>53492461
Make it please.

>>53492423
you're in the same place where men who "can't understand women" are

the problem is you're trying to do something impossible, you can't suddenly just understand everyone, you have to take people one person at a time if you want to get anywhere

in broader terms and slightly more relevant to your questions, however, is the fact that EVERYTHING is fetishizable to people, that's just how we work, both men and women

our sexuality is a mental and irrational thing, so it's best to compare it to other things on the same order, like dreams for example, and im sure you know perfectly well how bizarre and diverse dreams can get

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>>53492521
>he thinks women can understand themselves

>>53492503
If I knew how to make it into a CYOA I fucking would!

>>53492536
>he's a penguin

>>53492536
>he thinks women can understand period
They literally have the brains of chipmunk. Can someone remind me why they're treated like actual people?

>>53492572
because you're a depraved chipmunk fetishist

>>53492586
It's like letting the dog sit at the table.

>>53492563
Its just pictures and words anon

>>53492572
So I see today /cyoag/ is wearing its /r9k/ hat

>>53492563
you do it by making a vague framework for a cyoa, shoving your fetish into it as the first available choice or maybe choice combo, and then making several other unrelated choice to it to disguise what you did

>>53492597
and you'll still let it do whatever it wants because you want to fuck it, you cuck

>>53492572
Because you fantasize about sticking your dick in them.

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>>53492536
>He thinks humans are capable of truly understanding themselves

>>53492645
>he thinks meaningful understanding is impossible just because you can't envision every irrelevant detail at once

>>53492618
I keep my woman naked on a leash, and she sleeps outside. As is her place. She eats from a bowl. Sometimes if she was a good girl that day she is allowed table scraps, and if she was a bad girl she gets beaten. Anyone who treats their woman differently is completely cucked.

>>53492598
>>53492618
I meant specifically, how do I write a CYOA about/featuring said option? Like how to make it make sense?
I'd pull some generic "/d/ goddess, powers, shit whatever you don't care" but then I have to include other shit I don't care about.

>>53492700
You could make it about picking where and when and with whom you'd be doing it with

>>53492697
it's nice that you think of your doggo as a person anon, you must have a very loving relationship with your pet

>>53492700
well the problem seems to be you don't actually have a cyoa in mind - where is the choice in the first place if all you want to possibly happen is one exact scenario and nothing else? you should go write an erotic story or something instead desu

>>53492700
Choose who is giving the blowjob and why, where you are, how you get caught, how you try to play it off etc.

>>53492722
No, she's a full woman, though I don't blame you for having trouble differentiating between the two. At first she was always very disobedient and rebellious, but after lobotomy she's become such a sweet and docile pet.
I recommend it for all women.

>>53492762
where did you find a veterinarian to lobotomize your doggo, anon?

>>53492725
>>53492720
and how the girl responds, maybe she becomes mortified, doesn't care, or even teases you and starts blowing you harder while you have to hide it

>>53492720>>53492725
So a waifu CYOA and they like public sex. It's possible. It's possible.
>>53492722
Yes there's no choice. That's the problem as outlined in >>53492461
I fucking love this. I love the idea of a girl so addicted to my dick she wants to suck me off in public. I mean how can you not?

>>53492797
> teases you and starts blowing you harder while you have to hide it
Dick = hard

>>53492802
Can there be a yuri option where she's licking your pussy instead?

>>53492813
you can make it an expensive option, and balance it out by taking negative points from your mother being the one who walked in on you and sat down at your table in the restaurant you were doing it in and is now incessantly talking to you

>>53492839
>mom talking to me while my waifu sucks me hard
I don't think my dick can get more rock solid than this.

>>53492290

This is one of the worst places to learn about male sexuality due to the high number of men with ignorant or warped views on the subject. For example, I've seen men talk about how they wouldn't accept a woman unless she shared his fetishes. Can you imagine your grandparents having that attitude?

>We've been together for 50 years. I knew she was the one when she let me pee on her.

One thing I will say about men is that they know what they want, and they will honestly tell you what they want. The same cannot be said about women.

If you want to learn more about men and women, this site is a good place to start.

https://no-maam.blogspot.com/

>>53492863
of course you then also make it possible to be a girl as >>53492836 wants, and also to choose the sex of the person performing the oral sex

oh and you could also give a reverse option where it's actually you under the table teasing your lover when her dad walks in or something, i dont know

>>53492891
I know this is bait, but marrying someone you're not sexuality compatible is retarded and often results in divorce or lifelong unhappiness.

>>53492891
Your grandparents probably had very little choice who to get married to considering that, if they got to pick, it was from among maybe a dozen people at best.

>>53492928
you're retarded if you think sexual compatibility means someone who shares your exact specific fetish

>>53492836
You'd need a be a girl option and I'm not on for that.
I like my dick thank you very much.

>>53492943
If your fetish is so strong that you need it to feel fulfilled sexual and your partner isn't at least not put off by it you're gonna be pretty unhappy.

>>53492957
It's an option. Which means you can just not take it you fucking retard.

>>53492957
m8 you're not supposed to take all the options at once

>>53492975
its rare to see someone backpedal this far this fast lel

>>53492891
I'll take a look at it but god damn is that long!

>>53492997
What is the backpedaling exactly? Please actually respond instead of hurling stupid buzzwords.

>>53493015
first you claimed that someone has to share your fetish for them to be sexually compatible with you, but immediately in the next post you backpedaled it down to them being merely not put off by it

you're kind of slow aren't you

>>53492896
>oh and you could also give a reverse option where it's actually you under the table teasing your lover when her dad walks in or something, i dont know
My future vagina is moooooist

>>53488826
Plot Magnet, Oathkeeper, Hero on Call, Reality Warper. Who needs an easy life when you can have an amazing one?

>>53488826
>Cursed Telepath
I don't want to be loved. I only want to love.
>Oathkeeper
I swear to be an Eldritch yandere waifu

>>53493214
>you aren't an eldritch yandere waifu when you make the wish
>it fails
>all your powers are gone

>>53493041
I worded it badly. What I'm saying is with something weird like pissing there's no middle ground of "I'm not into it but I'll do it for you". In general with sex, if something during the sex isn't turning you on it's just not enjoyable. If getting pissed on doesn't turn you on chances are it's something you'd never want at all. A woman who just tolerates being pissed on without any negative OR sexual feelings is certainly much rarer than a girl who is into it. I see four possibilities for a guy that needs to piss on his wife to be happy.

>wife thinks it's gross and won't do it
>wife puts up with it but doesn't like it and will come to resent it
>She was never interested before but got into it after trying it with this guy and now enjoys it
>She was always a piss fetishist and is extremely into it

Two lead to unhappy marriages and two don't.

>>53493241
>falling for obvious bait

>>53493231
Come on man.....
This is the one fantasy I have. Let me have this. Please.

>>53493284
Responding to bait is what gives my life meaning.

>>53493241
>If getting pissed on doesn't turn you on chances are it's something you'd never want at all.
that's a very self-centered way of looking at it, anon

a relationship is always give and take, and being willing to do things for the other is what makes it work in the first place

>A woman who just tolerates being pissed on without any negative OR sexual feelings is certainly much rarer than a girl who is into it.
i find this to be very untrue

your green text option list is also missing the most important one, the one where the partners actually indulge each other so they both get what they want instead of acting like spoiled children like you seem to expect everyone to act

>>53489421
Looks promising.

Setting: Pipes and Valves
Magic Level: Folkloric' Living
Grit: Cinematic Flare

A nice mix of the weird without going full Deadlands. Cinematic Flare is the best level of grit - anything more and I'll probably die, anything less and nothing I do actuallly matters.

Role: Trailblazer. Let's go find me some cryptids, a fortune, or some cryptids worth a fortune.

Perks: And I guess that's where my story ends. Looking forward to seeing how this turns out.

>>53493241
>wife thinks it's gross and won't do it
What kind of waifu wouldn't be willing to do things she finds appalling, because her husbando likes it?

>>53493327
A wife and a waifu are two different things.

>>53493311
>relationships are give and take
This is true. However people naturally are disgusted. Someone who puts up with pissing without enjoying might be okay with it at first, but is is bound to get tired of it overtime and come to resent having his urine all over her body every Tuesday.

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>>53493367
A wife is the thing you leave for a waifu right?

>>53493327
If she's willing to do that she's getting off on the humiliation, which is still getting off to it.

>>53489641
>cucking
>by not having sex
>with a group of women in a relationship with you
Remember when this word actually meant something? Me neither.

>>53493384
A waifu is something you have. A wife is something you never should have.

>>53493375
i disagree again, someone may be somewhat disgusted by pissing, but they realize it's worth it when their own bizarre wishes are fulfilled in turn for putting up with it, and as time goes on they become more and more inured to it instead of more and more disgusted

while it CAN go either way, but assuming the relationship is working it should go the positive way

you have to realize that sexual compatibility with a partner for a dude with a piss fetish so overwhelming he literally can't get off without it is going to be tough to find with a normal partner, but there are plenty of weirdos of both sexes out there so it's not some sort of impossible goal

>>53493241
I don't want to cause a flamewar, but the fundamental assumption that makes this topic turn into a mess every time is that it's never, ever expected that the male party has to change his opinions, preferences, habits or mindset in order to make both himself and his wife happy.
Here's a pause for the /r9k/ types to screech "cuck" until their mothers tell them to quiet down or they won't cook dinner for them tomorrow.
It's universally assumed around here by those people that it's natural, healthy and a sign of a loving relationship that the woman changes herself, sometimes fundamentally, to accomodate whatever the self-insert wants, and is expected to go back on preconceptions and turn-offs alike as a part of having a normal relationship.
However, as soon as the poster's self-insert is required to do anything even remotely demanding for the female party, it's pussy-whipping, being cucked, brainwashing, consciousness death, slavery and in general something that will immediately ruin your life.
Is it too much to expect that you could be expected to suck up that you're not going to get one of your fetishes fulfilled? Another living, breathing human being is resigning herself to spending decades with your antisocial, bitter ass, watching over you in thick and thin, and your first reaction is that if your wife doesn't think like you and like what you like, you'll be miserable for the rest of your life because you can't get off in X way (and of course, no one was ever miserable because they had to spend decades doing something they consider repulsive for the sake of being shackled to someone whose moral fulcrum is a piss fetish for just a few more years).
If you still think that you having to seal your piss fetish for the rest of your life is going to make you a more miserable person than someone who's expected to come to like and accept everything about you in spite of their previous personality, then I guess everyone's happy with you as a virgin.

>>53492957
Dicks are ugly and have long refractory periods. Cunts are where it's at.

>>53493386
It's a good thing you're here instead of out in the real world trying to get laid.

>>53493447
Because it's understood by everyone present that it goes either way, you retarded SJW.

>>53493447
tl;dr?

>>53493447
I never implied it shouldn't go both ways, but the example was a guy with the fetish so I stuck with that. Nice rant.

>>53493467
>implying I don't have a qt bf already who pisses on me daily and shits into mouth every night.

Am I hallucinating or did the yandere guy not say he was updating his thing?
I swear I've been waiting for weeks for that!

>>53493558
Well in about a week you'll get a whole new yandere CYOA so you can look forward to that.

>>53493447
i agree with you but don't bother getting that deep into it, these people aren't at a level where they could understand actual relationship dynamics, there's a reason they get so autistic about their waifus

>>53493553
I am in fact implying such a thing.

>>53493516
you should read the second half of his post too where that is touched on

>>53493583
Doesn't the fact that you condescend on waifu fags while sitting in this same pile of garbage make you even more pathetic?

>>53492928
This might shock you, but some people view family as something that's more important than cummies. Weird people, right?

>>53493611
He's that one pig rolling around in shit that refuses to accept that he's a pig.

>>53493611
im not trying to be condescending, im trying to convey facts in a neutral way

besides, i mostly come here for cyoas, not for waifus

>>53493580
Oh boy. You better not blueball me!

All this talk about piss fetishes, and no CYOAs with a waifu who will pee on you.

>>53493618
Don't marry your family, anon.

>>53493636
there's plenty who will implicitly do it

>>53493447
If you have to resign yourself to being with someone that's hardly a relationship at all. Why should you be grateful someone who doesn't even really like you has settled for you, and only done so because they expect you'll be good to them because they think you're such a desperate loser and will take anything no matter how they treat you in return?

That's a far more fucked relationship than anything to do with piss fetish conflicts.

>>53493636
Cause you still haven't made it...

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>>53493650
>not marrying your family

>>53493662
the assumption is that she does like you despite your faults

i dont think anyone would do it the way you just described unless they were a gold digger or something

>>53493633
I won't anon, I really want that sense of accomplishment.

>>53493695
Well consider my dick half-hard!

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>>53493713
Debated whether to go Deer-faun or not, but ultimately, being a human is easier.
As much as I love Outlaw it would suck in the long run

>Familiar face [90]
I exist in this world, but I'm left allowed to change. To create my own future.
>Human
>Sex: F
>Name: Eve
>Vale
Because duh. That's where the plot happens!

>Semblance: Unstoppable
There's something romantic about going into a murderous rage that only makes you stronger the closer you are to death. Being willing to sacrifice your only life for those you hold dear. To be strengthened by pain, to ignore it, to grow stronger at the hands of the crucible.
To win every match but be seconds away from greeting death prematurely.
I'd still pick Unlimited Blade Works if it were an option. Can't beat that.

>Gifts: Ferocity, Fear, Energy [50]
Because that's what I can do. That's my purpose, my skill. Fighting. Every day.

>Talents: Combat [10]
>Gifts: Will [0]
All I can do.

>Weapons: Melee [900]
A simple sword. It's the only weapon I need. It's dependable, effective.
>Weapon mods: None
>Items: Scroll, Armor [800]
Relying on fancy gimmicks is asking to have them break when you need them the most, and being left defenseless.

I forgot that I shouldn't make builds for this. Sorry. Every time. Every time I make something edgy.

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Let's do one of these.

>>53493989
Does she have an erection?

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>>53493713
Does Executioner affect anything other than other people's semblances? Like, if a Witch throws a rock at you, does it just suddenly drop once it gets in range?

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>>53494004
Sorry if this one doesn't work, I just thought it was strange enough for one of these

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>>53494004
Any specific theme?

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>>53494055
Nah, just a normal one.

>>53494008
........no. What is wrong with you?

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>>53494008
no she's flacid on that pic :4)