Post that shit
>>53414553
I can't tell if I've seen that image before, if I've seen something that it's parodying, or if it's just leaning into the stereotypes so hard that I'm being fooled.
>>53414508
How long did it take you to make that
>>53414975
It's the two versions of the mirrored LA Noir cover.
>>53414975
LAMAJ vs ERIOIOIRE
It's art based on the mirrored box art of L.A. Noire.
>>53415238
People do botch suicides. Still, that is more a coup-de-grace self inflicted.
But I still laughed.
>checking Archive for previous Filename thread
>see notice that Archive is last 3 days
>pretty sure it used to be 7
What is this jewery?
>>53415744
>>53415967
>not posting the whole thing
What are you doing my dude
>>53416002
>>53416284
source?
>>53416303
>>53416303
I didn't think about it when watching the movie, but it's not really all that impressive for a guy with a baseball bat to beat up a bunch of unarmed guys.
>>53416367
Gone in 60 Seconds, I believe.
>>53415013
Oh I didn't make it, someone I know made it, still pretty fresh
>>53416367
Don't listen to this guy >>53416397
it's Knowing
>>53415472
Firstly I want to shove my head under that metal triangle she's pretending is a codpiece, second I don't understand the filename can I have a clue?
>>53416465
Eh, I saw Gone like ten years ago and Knowing never. My mistake.
>>53416284
>Police kills unarmed dude
>>53416347
okay, this is the second time I've seen that villain's face today, so I'm gonna go ahead and stoop this low.
Source?
>>53416682
Turbo Kid.
It's like Mad Max, but Canadian and with bikes instead of cars.
>>53414508
>>53414530
>Legit giggles
>>53416995
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_for_Castle_Itter
>>53414530
I love these
>>53415472
Everybody uses 3rd party archives anyways.
>>53417627
Those are both martials.
>>53417534
tl;dr
also
>Cucklovic
>>53418135
US soldiersi join german soldiers fighting the SS
>>53417534
>>53418135
from looking at it, it was a battle pretty much after WW2 was over, where a group of Americans, defecting German soldiers, and French POWs defended a castle from the SS.
So pretty much the DM lost his notes, thought "screw it" and threw everybody together in a battle that didn't make a whole lot of sense.
>>53416596
I don't get it either, if it helps you the phrase
is german and I think it means ready your weapon
>>53416596
>>53418471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBOD8qeCBuc
>>53416291
>female
No thanks
>>53415158
Heh
I was going to do this one
>>53416592
sauce?
>>53416291
>>53415967
Sauce?
>>53417748
>>53417836
>>53414530
memri tv is truly a gift from allah
>>53418643
>>53418660
That is not the sauce I desire.
>>53418689
I don't have the sauce. I'm just mocking about.
>>53418715
Well fuck you too then. :)
>>53415238
Well, I mean with the way he's aiming it...
>>53418743
>>53416712
Fucking Dunkelzahn
>>53416367
>>53416397
>>53416465
>>53416599
It's actually Next
>>53416284
>>53418515
I expected a sexualized Statue of Liberty to be more green, and why would she be holding bombs?
>>53418657
My favorite part is the name; it's an acronym made up in 1998, and yet it sounds so deliciously close to memery.
>>53419159
its pretty clear at this point that kek is not bound by linear time.
>>53418840
>>53418872
>Subtle
>>53419320
>>53418657
آمين Øبيبي (amen bro)
>>53414553
That's just Penn and Teller
>>53418955
>crapchat
>>53418955
>So I think when I *Phfft* stabbed that guy my knife chipped along the edge
>That suck *blerght* We're a good ways out from a decent smith, i wouldn't trust these hicks to make a spoon let alone fix a knife
>*Glerthhttt* Yeah but this was a special knife I got from my pa. Used to go hunting and skinning with it and all, can't stand to see it like this
>*Plghglt*
>>53415744
>>53419069
that was some neat animation
reminds me of sailor moon
>>53420385
Utena I believe
>>53420438
>Yeah, they train pigeons to fly to between clubs and the dealers and carry the drugs in little backpacks. They call it Trippin the Bird.
>>53414530
>>53414896
CUTE
>>53420624
Oh Jesus Christ fuck you for making me laugh at that
>>53419587
>MFW I do MMA and this was a flawlessly executed shin kick
>>53419587
Is japanese wrestling just more hardcore with actual contact or have i just not figure out their tricks to how they sell a hit compared to american stuff?
>>53420652
anytime anon!
>>53418706
>>53420690
>>53420722
>Is japanese wrestling just more hardcore with actual contact or have i just not figure out their tricks to how they sell a hit compared to american stuff?
Strong Style (What NJPW's in house school teaches) is practical MMA first and then modified for pro-wrestling.
Most of them can throwdown.
>>53420764
Isn't that the organisation Asuka came from before joining NXT?
>>53414602
>tfw your city is 2% niggers
he couldnt imaging how bad its gotten
>>53416660
>he clearly presents no threat XD XD XD XD XD
>>53416712
I wish we could vote a dragon into office... better than a bald orangutan.
>>53418872
>shallow pussy
>>53418872
Also who the fuck is shymin?
>>53420967
>he doesn't want to feel her internal organs distend around his comparatively massive breeding tool
>>53414508
I don't *think* this is too obscure, right? I mean this is 4chan...
>>53420980
>almost feel him forcing my cervix open
>almost feel
Yeah I don't think anything's getting distended by this Shymin person's micropenis.
>>53421032
I think I recognize it but I can't place it.
>>53418872
>tiny child
>somehow stood while having vaginal sex with an adult
>somehow cervix was nearly forced open
This doesn't seem plausible.
Are there other text edits?
>>53421055
Oddman 11. From the guy behind Hotel Voynich and Nickelodeon.
Which girl is best girl?
>>53421055
It's a pool above a casino that rented the space to lots of Japanese AV studios to film in. It became sort of infamous after a performers ex husband or boyfriend or something confronted a crew there and stabbed them, in revenge for coercing his wife into shooting with them. It's sort of a 'cursed' set, after that, and people will pick out spooky elements in scenes shot there, like strange reflections in the water or windows, and people will also take pictures from the nearby buildings sometimes, and say they can see ghosts in them, or whatever.
>>53420978
Nevermind I can't read.
>>53421055It's a pool in Japan where a lot of porn has been filmed.I mean a LOT of porn.No, seriously, like just guess a number for how much you think I mean by a lot....You're probably still underestimating it by at least an order of magnitude.
>>53421080
It could work if he was on his knees. The whole thing with the cervix opening is nonsense of course; you don't need to be a gynecologist to know that the cervix is very resistant to having things shoved through it. The best you'd be able to do is sort of mash up against it repeatedly - something that occasionally happens in the real world, and which is supposed to be incredibly painful. But this is the magical place known as Japanese porn land, where a grown man's penis easily slides into a child's unlubricated vagina, with minimal discomfort to either party. Cervical penetration is only slightly more exotic than, say, anal. She'll probably orgasm from it almost immediately, which will be her third time - once just from putting it in, and once earlier from pinching her nipple.Fucking Japan, man. Goddamn.I love it.
>>53421080
>Not lifting her up with your dick and holding her against the wall with it
>>53421044
>Almost
>Meaning almost touching not almost tearing
Go read John K Peta, your esoteric porn knowledge is weak. Besides, when you almost break through a wall you're not glancing it, you're getting almost all the way through the fucker.
>>53420980
>he doesn't want to feel her internal organs distend around his comparatively massive breeding tool
You have been reading way too much smut written by virgins
Its best when both parts match up more or less exactly.
>>53421247
>chaos battle strategy
>>53421090
Best girl is Collector, obviously.
>>53420800
>t.lovecraft
>>53421262
Agreed.
>>53414508
>>53421233
If she was being lifted and held with his dick she wouldn't have said, "and then I stood like this..."
Getting almost all the way through would have been described as, "I could feel him almost forcing my cervix open."
Instead she said, "I could almost feel him forcing my cervix open..."
"Feel him almost doing something" means she can definitely feel him, and he's maybe doing it.
"Almost feel him doing something" means she can't feel him. Maybe he's doing something, maybe he isn't - doesn't matter, she can't feel it.
And I've read a bunch of John K. Pe-Ta. I like the action, but the reactions are bland and don't make sense. If I'm gonna read a comic where a girl gets a dick the size of her leg shoved halfway up her rib cage, I'd like to see more of a reaction than pic related. The dude somehow manages to make the most extreme shit be completely bland.
>>53421315
This is the last thing I wanted to see before going to bed.
>>53421410
Guess again.
>>53421421
>>53421410
Then don't read this: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-455
>>53421288
THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY /b/ FOLDER FOR YEARS
Y
E
A
R
S
AND NEVER BEEN POSTED FUCK
>>53421408
Well that's a fair argument all around. As for the lack of reaction, the only one of his that doesn't is the one where the student fucks the teacher in the bath and she passes out while sucking him iirc. I guess that's the fault of whoever did the rewrite. Waku Waku was also alright, though the extreme was also really mundane there
>>53421455
>>53418840
>animated bazette and it is wasted on underage girl fanservice
Two nukes wasn't enough.
>>53418633
Major Lazer. Electronic music that got it's own show. Check it out on youtube. It's pretty dope.
>>53421589
>implying /tg/ is that meme infested
>implying /tg/ has enough game to come with the nimble-quick rhyme
>>53417748
Do it.
And if you can help me fix my old Xbox so I can get to play NV again I'll be grateful.
>>53414896
Fucking nintendo making a new generation of furries.God speed.
>>53415472
I want to fuck that thing so hard. Holy fuck what are this news sensations of fetishes I'm getting lately? Am I just a deviant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xeHPdm7e-Y
>Hunter the Vigil
>>53421408
>>53421480
I find it funny that we're discussing the ridiculousness of an unaged centenarian genius loli having sex with a man.
>>53421762
How is that ridiculous?
>>53421762
>>53418643
http://thebutthag.tumblr.com/
>>53421873
>Filename
Yeah Stahl, stop being That Guy and start a life with Nowi
>>53421862
>anyone having sex with a physical child
>said physical child was actually an old woman at some point, and has lived for over 100 years thanks to de-aging experiment
>cervix nearly opening from sex
>You don't see how that is ridiculous?
>>53418065
Sauce?
>>53421722
lol
>>53421929
She had lived for well over a hundred years prior to the de-aging experiment, the deaging took a few days to reach, and stabilize, at physically six years of age.
>>53420980
>Anime virgin detected
Shallow pussies are the worst.
>>53421929
I mean, she's of legal age she just altered what her physical composition was. That's not illegal, partially because it's currently impossible so there's no laws governing it yet.
>>53419159
It gets better. The letter for the m sound in Arabic is Meem (pronounced meme.)
>>53421271
>>53421322
>K/D is Loue
>>53418840
>Animated Bazette
EXCUSE ME?
>>53422135
Just because it isn't illegal doesn't mean a court won't convict you for it.
>>53422424
Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya
A work of dubious canonicityThanks Zelretch, you dickin which the HGW operates under vastly different rules, Shirou didn't seigi no mikata, kirei didn't cut Bazz-B's arm off, angry manjew may not exist and in some episodes is lolicon softcore porn between kuro and illya.
Has like three seasons and I still haven't watched it because I'm lazy. Pretty sure it's the only TM work I haven't read aside from the VN with the worst version of Aoko Aozaki because that's still not in English
>>53422453
In that case my S-rank support lover is probably gonna burn down a court. C'est la vie
>>53420438
But how the fuck did they figure that out?
>>53422546
Bird was the snitch, he'll be labeled as a rat with wings for sure!
>>53420967
>>53420978
Honestly its uncomfortable for both of you when she's got a shallow vagina, she ends up in pain because your first thrust hit her damn cervix, and you're only able to get about halfway in if you want to avoid her being in immense pain.
>>53422853
Joke's on you, I'm hung like a 5 year old.
>>53423079
>>53423084
>>53422853
...you sound like you're speaking from experience.Don't let me stop you.
>>53416284
>Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.webm
>>53423145
While I'd laugh, I'll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she's just taking every opportunity work off her FAT ASS
>>53421080
It was clearly from when she was still an adult.
>>53423192
she's clearly not though since she stops
>>53423208
In the extended video, she starts right back up walking against the path.
Rather than just accepting she dun goofed and getting on the right track, she insists on pushing on down the wrong way.
It's not racist to say she's probably not the sharpest tool in the shed.
>>53423235
also an ass since she's making it so no one else can use that one
>>53421110
>watching JAV to look for strange reflections in the background
>>53421315
>Symbols have been compromised
Every time.
>>53416380
style is important in performance. And that was a performance.
>>53421433
That sounds an awful lot like Area X from the Southern Reach trilogy.
>>53418528
Are you sure?
>>53420794
Basically every Japanese wrestler was in NJPW before coming across. Nakamura, Asuka, Hideo, even Finn Balor and Gallows and Anderson came across from there.
>>53423326
But... how does it support its head with no neck muscles?
>>53423574
Willpower
>>53421408
Oh my god, i never heard of this, this is hilarious. Thank you /tg/
>>53421455
It was worth the wait.
It needs a /tg/ file name, though.
Seriously, I hit the bottom of a box of tissues I keep crying from laughter at this.
I think there might honestly be something wrong with me.
This isn't a sign of having a stroke, is it?
>>53415238
>>53415238
there was a french king who tried to shoot him self in the head to kill him self and failed.
>>53421258
underrated
>>53416284
Mirror Image OP
>>53423306
Imagine being deployed on a followip operation after the last task force disappeared. All through the mission, you've been spotting the symbols, and all throughout the mission, they've kept you and your team alive. Then you open a new door, and you see that symbol on the walls. Everywhere. Every single wall completely covered in desperate, shaky scratching. "Symbols have been compromised."
You hear something scraping behind you.
>>53424386
>Hating on Albert "lord of crits"
Apparently Apollyana also a critlord too now. Any other changes?
>>53415256
It's a long time ago, but I remember some stat saying about 70% of suicides with a gun are successful.
>>53421315
What's the worst 2 tag combination?
>>53421421
What the fuck is that?
>>53424468
Lost contact with HQ, don't trust them.
>>53424468
Ignoring any combination of important instructions and "symbols have been compromised," and any set of two contradictory symbols, probably "do not follow the little girl" and "do not be taken alive."
>>53424444
I fucking love Albert my man, hopefully his support skill at level 3 will be good like Magisa's. Other changes:
Io zeniths are "ok".
Lucio's zeniths are meh.
JK zeniths are pretty good with her double hostilty up.
Siete's 4* with the support skill is pretty good.
Nio got echoes with her support skill.
Sheep is still bad ;_;
Esser's support skill is the same as HE (boost to atk based on th stacks)
Feena got 4 TA nodes
Monkey got alright zeniths from what I've seen.
SSR Kat got bad ones
Vampy and Beatrix got the shaft.
>>53424468
>Don't Give Up
>Do Not Be Taken Alive
>>53424544
Did D.Zeta get anything nice?
>>53421421
>aphex_twin.gif
>>53418087
kek
>>53421173
Ouch, man. Real close to home.
>>53421967
One Punch Man.
>>53424752
Still without a support skill.
>>53421271
>Frank is Tzeentch
>not Dennis
>>53424468
>guns are no good
>pray while shooting
>>53422307
>Arguing with rules lawyers
>>53424854
>tfw you're too casual to be able to name anyone except Kain but at least you can name Kain
>>53424854
>tfw they're all Kain
>tfw my name is Kain
>>53425068
Almost all slightly different spellings though. The bastards.
>>53418790
Is that a really old Steve Carell?
>>53424468
I'm a simple man and would be most terrified just by "it is not human" followed by "get out fast"
>>53424468
Stay Together and Do Not Trust Them would freak me the fuck out
>>53424468
>Alternate Reality Entered
>Contact Lost With Command
>>53424854
They left one out
>>53423294
>Bard's familiar
>>53424468
>You Are Being Watched
>Do Not Be Taken Alive
>>53420624
>>53421455
This pic is hanged on my wall in my office.
It's so great.
>>53420385
Reminds me more of Guilty Crown.
>>53425068
>>53425096
Kane?
>>53424468
>the foundation has been here
>do not trust them
>>53425401
>Isekai
>>53421408
what is John K. Pe-ta?
Is it worth research?
will it get me in trouble if I research it? (i.e., Kid stuff?).
>>53414508
>>53427694
Ve HEIL! HEIL! Right in Der Fuhrer's face.
>>53427694
A great pic to end on
>>53426793
He's crashing this wrestling league...
>>53423117
Honestly it's not worth the effort, I'd rather fuck someone who I can go full speed on and not leave them sore in a bad way.
>>53422853
My last gf was like that. Which was weird, because she was tall. What made it worse is she liked it rough, so I'd have to fast but never too deep. Not the most sexually satisfying relationship I've had.
>>53424630
>implying that doesn't mean it's GO TIME
>>53425018
>too casual
>to not have seen glorious kurast in many years
>>53421032
I've been here way too long
I recognize that goddamn pool
Thanks Japanese porn
>>53423139
Seemless to the point of being disturbing
>>53423349
And elsewhere primates are stealing puppies from wild dogs to raise as their own and later protect the family from humans and other dogs.
>>53424468
>team member killed
>does not stay dead
>>53421616
>implying /tg/ has a large enough female population for that meme to be funny in the first place.
>>53427694
Glad someone didn't show up in black face.
>>53421909
Nah, fuck Stahl, Nowi belongs to Robin.
>>53424468
>safe place to rest
go inside
>symbols have been compromised
OR
>Do Not Follow the Little Girl
>Do not be taken alive
>>53424912
>Dennis
>Not Slaaneshi as fuck
>>53424912
I could see a case for Frank being Nurgle based just on the episode where he reveals that he cuts his toenails with a steak knife, which would make Charlie Tzeentch,which kind of fits, he did uncover the whole Pepe Silvia thing.
>>53430884
>safe place to rest
>get out fast
>>53429820
My coffee-colored comrade.
>>53427634
Hentai artist. If you need to ask whether or not you should look at it, you shouldn't.
>>53421315
>They have a symbol just for "Do not follow the little girl"
Who made this anyway?
>>53424468
Danger on other side and Rooms move/Area changes.
If you only need one, it's Danger on the other side next to Breach or a hole.
>>53425231
Same.
>>53432068
>They have a symbol just for "Do not follow the little girl"
It comes into play more often than you'd think.
>>53432101
Go figure.
http://i.imgur.com/EcsiYEg.png
>>53427634
Imagine a scene whereguy is so big he fucks the girl all the way through the cervix, she wants to one-up that jams hand in her colon and gives him a handjob while he's in her.
And both of them (plus all the potential bystanders) treat it as a perfectly natural example of human interaction. It's silly and very light-hearted.
Pretty much the kind of cartoon-logic wacky hijinks like Wile E Coyote getting crushed flat by falling rock, and inflates back to the shape with an air pump. Except porn.
>>53431042
> I could see a case for Frank being Nurgle
shiggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSJSWy2o_1I
>>53417534
That battle always makes me smile due to just how weird it was. Sadly too unrealistic to make a movie of.
>>53415238
>Misfire
>Blows his jaw off, not his brain
>mistakenly loads beanbag round
>violently raped by cohost before the shot goes off
>Surprise by Rich Evans causes him to flinch
>>53419146
That image is the shipgirl version of the akula class submarine from Red Alert. Die Waffen Legt An is a reference to the infamous Hell March song, a hallmark of the series.
>>53424968
Damn, that's pretty good
>>53424468
>do not fall asleep here
>do not give up
i dunno, it was better in my head
>>53416660
>>53416284
>Why don't police just shoot the gun out of criminals' hands?
>>53421421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyQmecxub4
If anyone wants the source.
>>53415238
>>53418789
>>53432587
Yeah, he's going to blow his face off and most likely survive.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=170_1396117152
Image limit reached, have a new one. >>53433130
>>53422135
Its also heavily implied that the de-ageing process also effects her mind as she becomes much less mature in her diary as she grows younger. So, provided this was a real thing that could actually happen there would probably be ethical and moral issues.
>>53415472
I misread that filename as "Die Waifu legt an"
>>53427323
I didn't know what that was until I looked it up. That's a really diverse term.
>>53424600
i need porn of the heathers
>>53434576
I concur.
>>53425442
>Eclipse Phase
>>53416660
Nothing odd about that. [Spoiler]He was actually armed though.[/spoiler]
>>53432857
The police did so that, and then killed an unarmed man
>>53420722
Japanese wrestlers have a thing about actually hitting their opponents, for real, since apparently for a while there was a whole respect issue where people who didn't train with each other didn't want to sell each others moves, so they had to make them sell.
>>53416397
>>53416465
>>53419042
It's Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans, you plebs.
>>53420980
Anon, could it be that you are a.... virgin~?
>>53421722
I've seen these around town with variations. He's a musician living in East Hollywood and it's all a viral marketing scheme. If you check out the website, there's a pretty funny fake news video where various women talk shit about him.
>>53420967
She's 6 in cannon. She was over 100 but now she's 6.
>>53421315
>Pray while shooting
Why is SCP not as good as it should be?
>>53432567
>>53417534
and yet that is exactly what they are doing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Battle_(Harding)
>>53424468
>do not give up hope
>symbols have been compromised
>>53423574
Birds are so fucking weird man, they have such small brains that they can live without heads, pretty much everything they do is from muscle memory. I wonder if dinosaurs were the same or if modern birds just regressed that much.