/cyoag/ - CYOA General

File: ccc087_5787310.jpg (3MB, 1200x7130px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1200x7130px

Pls no 19th century politics this time

Post that cyoa that always activates your almonds.

File: SSEN 2.jpg (1MB, 1500x3911px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x3911px

Finally got page two done. Computer shit out on me so I had to start over.
All that's left is shit like cars, mechs, tools, etc. for cargo slots and "enemy" options for bonuses.

File: Atomic Man CYOA (1 page).jpg (4MB, 1600x8450px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1600x8450px

Have some pulpy goodness

I've been gone for a while. Has there been any fresh oc released in the past three weeks?

>>53385557
I keep reading it as SEEN

File: SSEN 1.jpg (972KB, 1500x4000px) Image search: [Google]

972KB, 1500x4000px

>>53385686
lol
Stars, spice, and everything nice
>>53385557
page 1 too I guess.

>>53385524
>No 19th Century
You never said no 18th century nerd

The death of Marie Antoinette was completely unjustified, and her character has needlessly been besmirched to justify a completely pro-democracy mindset that is fostered in the modern era.
>Napoleon is not welcome in this thread
>All though all it would take is a few Spaniards to drive him out

File: Robespierre_crop.jpg (18KB, 220x294px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 220x294px

>>53385738
The personal character of the monarch must be ignored in the face of the tyrannical nature of monarchy in general.

>>53385782
>tyrannical nature of monarchy in general.
Democracy is no less tyrannical, it's simply tyranny that has been distributed among populations. Democracy breeds corruption and inefficiency much faster than autocracy, while even more liberal systems have even greater weakness and often simply dissolve into more traditional governments.

>>53385655
>then releasing my CYOA.
Wait, what are you talking about. I've heard you talking about adding one more update to Necromancer adding another update and doing a different CYOA. Not sure which you're referring to.

>>53385738
It's funny because the poor girl was, by all accounts, a bit of a bleeding heart for the poor. Not to say she was competent or able to do much for them, but she's really not the sort of woman you want to see at the guillotine as a symbol of royal tyranny.

Kinda like Tsar Nicholas. Dude was incompetent as all fuck, but he was a soft touch who really didn't want to do wrong by his own people or anyone. He deserved to be deposed, but the brutal way he and his family were taken out was completely undeserved.

File: SYM2.png (4MB, 1200x4562px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1200x4562px

>>53385837
It was pretty much just senseless mob mentality at that point. To them she was a symbol of the issue no matter what she did or thought.

>>53385849

>>53385867
>>53385849
Is this OC?
Spelled "He" wrong under "Menace"

>>53385920
No

>>53385920
No, I'm sorry, it's a year or so old now. And I think the author left

>>53385949
But Anon, the author has been dead for five years.

>>53385949
No way. I was here when this cyoa came out, and I haven't been here a whole year. SymbioBro or whatever he calls himself is still around now and then.

>>53385949
>And I think the author left
...No? I'm right here. I made plenty of CYOAs after that one.

I just don't post a whole lot in the threads, but I still read everything.

>>53385615
Atomic Man
>Body Type
Vigorous Body
>Special Powers - 170 POINTS
Strength [FREE]
Genius [150]
Atomic Heart [125]
Multi-Wavelength Vision [105]
Hypnotic Waves [80]
Anti-Gravity Flight [50]
>Gear
Built-In Radio [45]
>Armour
Lucernium [25]
>Training
Close Quarters Training [FREE 25]
Marksman Training [20]
Expert Mechanic [10]
Diplomatic Training [0]
>Companions
Adam King
Tekroto - Jaws of Garovax
Vertex - Fury of the Moonoids
>Adventures
All Adventures

File: 1495421056683.png (80KB, 279x336px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 279x336px

>>53385557
I want to bully Thomas with my dick until his pupils turn into hearts and he becomes my dog.

File: 1495324149204.png (168KB, 866x635px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 866x635px

Who here part of the /pureconsumer/ masterrace?

Cyoa-making slaves need not respond.

>>53386272
>tfw you will never be a consumer

I wish I were on neetbux.

>>53386012
Oh sorry, I thought the bug one was your last

>>53386272
>Nips fake data for a study to convince world they work harder than ants

>>53386228
Go for it m8.

>>53385615
Type:
>Discreet Body

Special Powers:
>Genius
>Atomic heart
>Multi-wavelength vision

Gear:
>Radio
>Toolbox

Armour:
>Steel skin

Training:
>Close-quarters training
>Marksman Training
>Expert Mechanic
>Diplomatic Training

Companion:
>White Shadow

Adventures:
>The Eyes of the Necromancer
>The Buried Eagle

I'm a highly cerebral secret-agent-cyborg character, so hunting down a lost treasure and defeating the Eye Beings are tasks I seem suited for.

I love this one; I love the art especially. Makes me want to do an A. E. Van Vogt CYOA.

>>53385524
>Aezureah
After the year, take over the shop (and her), then park my flying fortress above it and use it to organize proper dungeon crawls. Get Felira and Mhyrienne to help with monsters and traps respectively. Balrog maids (to keep it thematic) keep the place clean.

>>53386331
Well yeah, it was. I just thought you meant since the symbiote cyoa.

I'm running into the problem where I'm getting distracted. First I was planning MECHFU, then I wanted to do the bug romance DLC to spite that one guy, Overwatch CYOA update, and the henchmen or Thunderbolts CYOA I was thinking of.

And that's not even talking non-cyoa things into account. I'm split between school, work, family problems, Overwatch, I'm reviewing toys for some fan site, and I'm even gonna be on a podcast now.
Not to mention it's my birthday this Saturday

Luckily this week is the start of a two week break from school before I start the next term, so hopefully I'll be able to cross some things off my list.

>>53386495
So where's the rest of the CYOA?
It looks interesting, and I'd like to make a build for it.

>>53386480
>Mechfu
Setsuna these delusions aren't healthy.
That sounds like a lot of stuff, sorry to hear that. Don't worry, no ones trying to coerce OC from you, I just assumed you had vanished like quite a few people else have
Ah that's nice happy soon to be birthday

File: 1495477131670.jpg (323KB, 480x953px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 480x953px

I just realized that if a cyoa ever gave me powers, I'd use them to ruin people's lives. I hate other people so much. I'm so fucking jealous of them. I don't mind admitting that.

Please tell me I'm not alone.

>>53385497
What authors do you want to come back?

>>53386683
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nb01qYmFwMGtWbEk

File: MW2.jpg (6MB, 1800x6705px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1800x6705px

>>53386495

>>53386696
And you are jealous because?

File: MW3.jpg (6MB, 1800x6165px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1800x6165px

>>53386757

File: MW4.jpg (6MB, 1800x6390px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1800x6390px

>>53386770

File: MW5.jpg (6MB, 1800x3960px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1800x3960px

>>53386789
Final page

>>53386758
Because somewhere out there a brilliant 10/10 model, daughter to millionair parents, with a trust fund bigger than most people earn in a lifetime, is being born. She's going to coast through life and live like a goddess. The world is unfair.

>>53386807
And you are going to get powers and decide to ruin the lives of everyone because you are jealous The world is unfair

>>53381417
We know for a fact it was the guy who wrote the Muscle Wizard CYOA is the one who was pissed the Adopt a Cowgirl cyoa didn't feature muscle options. I can name other instances too.

>>53386824
I'm not sure if that sounds so retarded I don't believe you, or that it's so retarded that the only way you could come up with it is because it actually happened.

>I can name other instances too
If you don't mind

File: 1494947612810.jpg (38KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 1024x1024px

>>53386815
So you're saying I should baptize the world in flames and from its ashes shape a new, just world in my divine vision?

You have a point there.

>>53386857
Go ahead it might actually work maybe

>>53386824
Cut it with the gossip shit, you teenage girl.

File: 1438609534389.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>53386824
I know for a fact the author of at least one cyoa in this thread, is a virulent shitposter who regularly lashes out at new authors who don't include his favourite kind of waifu.

>>53386915
SDA doesn't get too upset if there aren't anal addicts.

>>53386807
That's the problem with the Earth server.
It's free to play but also pay to win.
You should have went to the Andromeda beta if you wanted fare play.

>>53386975
>fare play
Kill me. I yearn for death.

>>53386975
I was going to join during the Boomer patch but my registration got delayed. This whole server is crap though.

>>53386975
You have to admit that the PvP is fucking amazing though

>>53386975
Unsurprisingly, andromeda is also shit.

>>53386696
I'm pretty sure I'd use them for my own benefit more than anything else. I could get hunting down people who abuse power they're born with but why develop a hate boner for some chick who just happened to be born to rich parents?

>>53387037
NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEE

Jokes aside, don't you personally know mean, toxic people who get away with everything they want because they're rich and/or beautiful. That's gonna be a smiting now.

>>53386696
I might dick around with some people I feel really deserve it, but it would mostly be me mildly inconveniencing them if anything. If it was a cyoa with bad guys I'd be more focused on them, and if not I'd probably just use my powers to improve others lives/leave peacefully. I'd rather make others happier to balance things out than to make the luckiest people suffer.

>>53387098
>no option to fix my ugly face
>comfy

Pick one.

>>53387127
>>53386495

>>53386719
Thanks anon.

>>53386495
>Morally reprehensible criminal build

Charges: Paedophilia
Talents: Trustworthy

Talents:
>Basic
Empathy, Repairs, Maintenance, Internal Defence, Small Arms, Unarmed, Durability, Evasion, Stamina
>Advanced
Leadership, Diplomacy, Stealth, Tracking, Traps, Strategy
>Expert
Charm, Bluffing, Piloting

Perks: New Body, Budget Cuts, Storied Past
Drawbacks: Compulsion

Weapons: N.G.B.R., Noble 550
Equipment: Medical Kit, Guide Book
Augments: Neural Enhancer

Ship: Freighter
Ship Extras: Jump Drive, Cloak, Sick Bay
Location: Disputed Space
Pursuer: No Budget

Crew:
>Regan Tuttle
>Mary Palmer
>Amelia Young
>Sarah Jolly
>Javier Jamora
>Kyrsia Marczak
>Abigail Driver

Guess what we're smuggling?
How disgusting is this character?

>>53387176
>how disgusting

Not disgusting at all unless I'm overlooking a nasty furry option.

>>53387127
>Anyone you pick will keep their powers if they have any, but said powers can only be used for comfy.
In other words, just pick someone who can fix your face.

>>53387190
The character is a smuggler that gets high on his own supply, and the charges are legit.

>>53386696
I'd use them to fix myself and become a great hero.

>>53387196
Good idea. I could pick some popular Chad and then have his face transplanted to mine. I don't know a face changing fictional character though. Maybe that face stealing spirit from Avatar could work. He'd steal my face, then Chad's, and finally give them back switched.

That would be comfy.

>>53387240
Yes, and? There's nothing wrong with drugs in moderation. I don't judge people based on their sexuality either.

>>53387251
For you but... what about Chad?

>>53387275
What about Chad?

>>53387176
Did you forget to select another talent from the charges section?

>>53387251
>using a powered character to steal some random Chad's face
>not using a powered character to shape yourself into something better than any Chad could ever hope to be

>>53387312
Well he has your face now

>>53387370
Chad deserves to suffer for his sins of being a well adjusted human being. His ability to be happy is stopping me from achieving my own happiness

>>53387351
I think so, i was going to pick smuggling but i guess i forgot.

>>53387265
I guess paedo smugglers aren't that bad after all.
This is news to me.

>>53387376
Oh, don't worry. I'll pick some random Chad who thinks it's all about "confidence". Surely he won't mind getting my face. It doesn't matter for him because he has "confidence" after all.

See, pure comfy.

>>53386696
Sorry, but I'd use my newfound powers to help the world! To end all the things that really bug humanity!

Now I'm curious how popular altruism is. Are people really more interested in addressing their own petty grievances...?

>>53387391
This is 4chan. Pedophilia is considered way more acceptable here than things like women having pre-marital sex.

File: 1495173280414.png (100KB, 353x496px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 353x496px

>>53387387
>the only difference between you and Chad is that he's well-adjusted
>b-but don't steal his face!! That would ruin his life even though looks don't matter!!!

>decide to try my hand at making a cyoa
>download gimp because can't be assed to go download photoshop
>spend an hour dicking around trying to figure out how things work
>too lazy to read guides, can't figure out basic things because I'm an idiot

Oh well, it would have been shit anyways.

>>53387415
I'm with you. I'd use my powers for good too.

I'd start by deleting all women and making mpreg a thing, because two genders is just confusing and leads to chaos. Then I'd disolve all governments because all people should be equal. I'd turn all black people into superhumans so they can compete with white people.

Not sure what else I'd do but yes, my goal would be altruism too.

>>53387415
>Sorry, but I'd use my newfound powers to help the world
>just the world
You're no altruist.

>>53387435
Are you giving up?

>>53387446
That sounds fair. I'll be handsome and autistic, and Chad can be ugly, confident and nice.

I love equality.

>>53387480

Nah, I'm probably just going to try paint.net or something and see if I can figure it out, or try gimp again when it isn't 4 am.

>>53387572
>that pic

Women's rights were a mistake.

File: 1492564349557.png (122KB, 893x765px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 893x765px

>>53387572
>Attractive man acts confident on tinder and gets one night stands
Anon, much like how you would REEE if your waifu had a personality flaw, women too have limits to what they will deal with, especially in long term relationships, despite attractiveness, almost like, like men, women are human beings with varied wants and desires.

File: 1325535532775.gif (12KB, 227x224px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 227x224px

>>53387602

>>53387421
>pre-marital sex is worse than pedophilia

This is literally the common opinion on /cyoag/ too.

>>53387608
It's only not okay if it was with someone who wasn't me

>>53387602
>attractive man gets one night stand after 3 minutes of confidence/rudeness that would get an ugly guy charged with sexual harassment
>this is somehow fine and not a problem at all

I'll stick to my cyoa' waifus.

>>53387635
No one is talking about fair anon, no one said attractiveness isn't an asset, no one said that women on tinder are respectable human beings either. Just don't blame all your personal short coming on your looks. You have a lot of short comings, it would be unfair of you not to give them all the same amount of contempt.

>>53387602
I think the problem here is that good looking people can get away with a lot more. While you're slowly building a long term relationship with a girl, "Chad" just needs to grab her by the pussy and she'll spread her legs.

Waifus aren't like that. They treat all anons equally with the same overflowing, pure love.

>>53387661
Anon could be the kindest, most compassionate person in the world with the face of quasimodo and we both know he'd have to move mountains to find love. Meanwhile, a physically abusive "Chad" can reel in girls in by the dozen and has them confess their love to him by midnight.

You're just equating ugliness with a bad personality, and being good looking with being a good person. You're more shallow and worse person than he is.

That's just my 2 cents.

Anyone got that somewhat older hero CYOA where you had 4 origin options, a list of gods, then powers and weapons? It was predominantly orange and black.

I thought I had it in my collection but I can't find it.

>>53387716
You could be completely right, he could be a person who just drew a shit hand in life, and is rightfully bitter. But chances are he's an average looking but embittered autist. The amount of resentment and hatred towards women here is truly reprehensible. There's a huge difference between accepting that maybe a real meaningful relationship with a woman is impossible, and the constant "Real women are all whores, I only love my pure 2d waifu" So if I got him wrong I'm sorry, but I've seen enough of posters like this to get a good guess.

File: Hero 1.png (8MB, 1200x6560px) Image search: [Google]

8MB, 1200x6560px

>>53387811
1/2

File: Hero 2.png (4MB, 1200x3860px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1200x3860px

>>53387827
2/2

>>53387827
>>53387838

Thanks bud. I owe ya one.

>>53387816
You've literally never seen anyone who posts on 4chan. All these delusions are just that, delusions. Someone posts a rant on 4chan and you immediately conjure up this entire background story for them so you can attack that imaginary person instead of tackling their arguments.

You're argumentative ad hominem cancer.

File: Universal War CYOA v.1.7 (1).pdf (8MB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

8MB, 1x1px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zq3OCrzn84

>New Servitors
>New power for Hermit
>Added two Emperor companions
>New Patron
>Made things look better in general

>>53388054
Oops shit senpai, for whatever reason the pdf is fucked up in this version when mine was formatted correctly. Mmh I will fix this hold on.

>>53387572
It's tinder dude.
It's a glorified fuckbook.

>>53387098
Why are the tub and sink covered in blood and in a grungy basement type area? That's not very comfy at all and rather frightening instead...unless you're franken fran,

File: 1480039722824.jpg (161KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 800x600px

>>53388064
>>53388054
Ah shit, I cant figure it out and I have work soon. Ill get it fixed when I get home. Sorry lads, but you will have to deal with this fucked up version for the new stuff for a bit.

The amount of projection in this thread is unreal, guys stop and just post cyoas.

>>53387716
That first paragraph applies to women too, you know.

And you're right. Being attracted is associated with a slew of positive features. Good health, cares for your appearance, positive to be around, good habits, good hobbies.
It's more likely that a fit, beautiful, social man or woman would be a better partner than an obese, pale man or woman who hasn't showered for days and cries on 4chan about the dating game being unfair

>>53388128
You might wanna get your eyes checked.

>>53388186
Who said anything about it not applying to women?

>confident, hardworking gl'ing Chad vs obese, smelly NEET anon

This is called PROJECTING.

Anyway, this discussion ends here. It seems the mods are issueing warnings because we're going off-topic.

Let's discuss cyoas again.

Can you guys post all scifi cyoa you can find ?

Is there a space empire cyoa where you can casually take over Earth? Where conquering Earth is just some small insignifact option you can take?

>>53386696
Why? At that point you'd be better than anyone in the world. Why not do amazing things and bask in everyone else's jealousy? Money is just an imperfect substitute for actual power.

>>53387415
I'd also moralfag it up. But I wouldn't be purely altruistic - a man's gotta eat, after all. I'd still charge much less than the market value for my services, though, because what would I ever need more than a couple million dollars for? Anything over that is pure status symbol, and why would I need additional status symbols when I'm the only person in the world with superpowers?

Does anyone have the latest RWBY CYOA?

>>53386696
I've no particular beef against anyone. I'd just use my powers to get laid honestly.

>>53388378
Well yeah, so would damn near anyone. You think wealth is an aphrodisiac? Imagine how much of one superpowers are.

>>53386696
I'd use my power to fuck myself.
Literally.

>>53386915
It's you, isn't it?

>>53388436
No. I don't discriminate. I lash out against everyone for everything.

File: Make it fro.jpg (26KB, 590x450px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 590x450px

>>53388447

>>53386696
All the hatred and spite in the world genuinely makes me sad.

53385626
53385651

Hi, this is Spokane/Gemini Prince here, ZBG, didn't realize you were so relatively close by.

As you found, I'm not the guy who offered you a place to live, and my situation doesn't really allow that anyway. (I'm in the "I couldn't succeed as a writer so I reluctantly went and got a job" mode right now.)

But, uh, you're close enough, relatively, that we could always grab a beer if you're in town. Or like, you'd probably be happily invited to my weekly tabletop gaming. It's a six hour drive so we aren't that close, but if you're ever in the area for any reason...

>>53388612
God damn it. Why won't this work?

>>53385626
>>53385651

>>53388612
Can I order you a pizza?

>>53387673
>You need to slowly build a long term relationship with a girl
>but Chad can easily get a casual fuck.
I don't get it. If Chad wanted an actual relationship he might have an easier time starting but he would have to build it too. Or are you saying the only reason to develop a long term relationship is just to get sex you have trouble getting casually? Because that's disgusting.

>>53383927
You don't like it enough to make a build?
I had originally planned for some powers to talk to your demon via telepathy and let them hide their demonic look, but I couldn't get the lore/mechanic down.
But there's no point to update it.

>>53388638
Not to go off-topic again, but I've seen girls proclaim their undying love for my extremely gl'ing friend within 24h of meeting him.

That's all I'll say on the topic.

>>53388632
Wh... that took me off guard. Why do you want to do that?

>>53388709
People are dumb, especially young people. A proclamation of undying love for someone you've just met means nothing except that you're a rather unreliable person and you think they're very hot. Intense attraction is not an emotionally intimate relationship, and pure attraction only sustains a relationship for a few months to a few years at the very best.

>>53386495
>Charges
Cybercrimes - Swift
>Talents
Basic: Explosives, Piloting, Gunnery, Shielding, Flight, Navigation, E.V.A., Hacking, Escape
Advanced: Unarmed, Repairs, Maintenance, Internal Defense, Performance, Biomechanics
Expert: Durability, Evasion, Stamina, Acrobatics
>Perks
Innocent, Quick Witted, New Body, Augmented, Well Prepared, Advanced Ship
>Drawbacks
Public Enemy, Notorious, Botched Escape, Celebrity
>Personal Equipment
Ocular Implant, x2 Arm and x2 Leg Replacement, Dermal Transplant, Neural Enhancer, Skeletal Reinforcement, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Refined Digestion, Audial Implant
>Crew Equipment
Supplies, EVA Suits, Spare Parts
>Ship
Unknown
>Ship Extras
Hydroponics, Sickbay, Ship AI, Sensors
>Location
Alliance
>Pursuer
Melanie Krauss, Peter Wolsey
>Crew
Mary Palmer, Lydie Chastain, Kazuo Yano, Gabriela Ibarra, Samuel Tarrant

>>53386495
Does it ever weird you out when a character in something has the same name as you? It does for me.

File: WMA Poisoned Citadel 1 V1.3.png (7MB, 1200x4840px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x4840px

Version 1.3 changelog:
>I'm a namefag now (archival purposes);
>Minor typo and text fixes;
>"Soul Creation" Tier 2 no longer exclusive to True Liches;
>"Un-Mortality" now completly exclusive to True Liches;
>Yreliss no longer exclusive to High-Vampires;
>Mark now exclusive to High-Vampires;

File: WMA Poisoned Citadel 2 V1.3.png (7MB, 1200x5001px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x5001px

>>53388893

File: IMG_4171.png (7MB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x3600px

>>53385634
I finally finished this.
Does that count?
01/05

File: WMA Poisoned Citadel 3 V1.3.jpg (6MB, 1200x5462px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1200x5462px

>>53388909

File: IMG_4172.png (7MB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x3600px

>>53388911
02/05

>>53388054
>>53388064
>>53388137
I'm just surprised you're still working on it, you went silent.

File: WMA Poisoned Citadel 4 V1.3.png (6MB, 1200x3251px) Image search: [Google]

6MB, 1200x3251px

>>53388923

File: IMG_4173.png (7MB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x3600px

>>53388929
03/05

File: IMG_4174.png (7MB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x3600px

>>53388941
04/05

>>53388893
Is it poisonous or venomous?

>>53388893
I dunno, it's just an update to add in more restrictions to limit build variety. Why even bother doing that?

File: IMG_4175.png (7MB, 1200x3600px) Image search: [Google]

7MB, 1200x3600px

>>53388952
05/05

>>53388911
This isn't the final version, is it?

>>53388988
He's gonna add a sixth page eventually and expand it with mystery boxes and stuff.

>>53388958
Both

>>53388964
I changed the spells because I thougth "Un-mortality" would fit better into the True Lich theme of defying death, which they already had a little bit with "Unnatural Order", and freed up "Soul Creation" so people can better synergise it with "Soul Weapons". The minions change was to give an actual male exclusive to High Vampires, but I might revert it and add more options instead.

>>53388967
ZBG, look over here a bit, I responded to your question last thread about me.

>>53388612
>>53388622
It is funny, I didn't realize you were that close, as I said.

>>53386915
What? I thought the guy who made Muscle Wizard CYOA was Ruse aka piss bomber guy.

>>53388745
So I can get your home address.

>>53388911
Did anyone ever ask exactly what the Guardian is supposed to be capable of? Seems a bit ambiguous.

>>53389041
Why, are you a cute girl, anon?

>>53388929
>Cassandra
Decent tits I guess. A little lacking.
>Talisa
Flatty, into the trash it goes.
>Vignette
Another disgusting titless girl.
>Lizette
NOW we're talking. That's a fine set of knockers.
>Abirathi
I think those might even be bigger than Lizette's, goddamn.
>Gwendolyn and Gracia
Titlets need not apply
>Angelica
Big-ish. Acceptable tier.
>Lucianna
Flatties need to be eliminated.
>Suri
The titties in that form look unfortunately small, but it seems I can make her have any size of titty I want. This pleases me. I don't appreciate her unwillingness to cultivate a superior chest on her own though.
>Catherine
I think we've got another winner over hear. I could drown in those soft soft pillows of hers.
>Scarlatina
Just barely passable. Next.
>Persephone
It's kind of funny that she even thought she had anything to show off.

I'll take B-03, B-04 and S-12.

I'll make myself a little harem of Abirathi, Lizette and Catherine. Maybe Suri if she'll cooperate. They are the only ones worthy. We'll stomp the inferior titlets into submission.
As King my first order will be to abolish the itty bitty titty committee once and for all. Mandatory magical breast enhancements for all women in the kingdom who turn out to be lacking in adulthood. Those who refuse get sent to the gulags. Natural big chested women will still always be seen as superior of course.

>>53389062
I'm whatever you want me to be.

>>53389042
I remember that he said its possible power was between Alice from Persona 3 and FUCKING GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM From jojo but what it can do depends on your personality and those things

>>53389100
Seems like it's utterly dependent upon the personal whims of the anon in question, then. That is, how shameless or restrained they are with regard to what they'll state their Guardian can do.

Maybe just have it work by Stand rules, then, where the more varied the powers are, the weaker each individual power will be.

>>53389084
>You will never have a shapeshifter wanting to go to your home for reasons unknown
Why live?

>>53388988
It's the final version of the base CYOA.
Everything else I plan to do is just extra dressing.
>>53389033
Man you gotta be a hell of a lot more specific than that. What was the question?
>>53389075
Got yourself a pretty specific criteria for who's best, I see.

>>53386807
so instead of fixing things which would in fact make things fair for you as well as make only the few leeches who never do anything in their lives and live off of inheritance or exploitation suffer, instead you want to just throw a hissy fit and ruin things in general for everybody

>>53388929
>Vignette still best girl
Was it ever really a surprise?

>>53389281
She's a flatty, she can't be best.

File: 1391998655555.png (236KB, 615x870px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 615x870px

>>53389300

>>53389318
>liking flatties
>2017
Your meme is as outdated as you. If it doesn't have big billowing tits you can hardly even call it a woman. It's just a thing.

>>53389264
Alright, let me start over then:

Last night I noticed you asked if the guy offering you a place to stay was me, the Spokane Gemini anon, but it wasn't. Being that person, I figured it'd be appropriate to say something about that, and confirm that no, it wasn't me.

However, you know, you're not that far, so if you're ever in Spokane, feel free to join me for a beer, or join my tabletop game, or whatever. You seem cool, so if you're ever in town, hit me up.

>>53389348
If you like big tits so much you should go fuck a cow.

>>53389300
The court alchemist can brew potions that alter the drinker's appearance, so all you need to do is get her to drink one that gives her cowtits.

>>53388923
>Despite who they are, your orders will be absolute to them
It's strange sentence, because many of them have their own mind, follow orders if they must but are not absolute to them

File: 1469886178960.jpg (680KB, 1267x1600px) Image search: [Google]

680KB, 1267x1600px

>>53386696
I'd use my powers to secure the existence of my people and a future for white children.

>>53389268
Just like God.

>>53389357
Doesn't change the fact that she was born lesser.
>>53389356
Cows don't' have tits though. Sounds like a flatty is just mad that she's undesirable.

>>53389378
no, what's just like god is what he is without powers

>>53389376
I'd probably do the opposite just for laughs. Like, make it so you can only be impregnated by someone with a different skin colour. Not for any political reason, just because I could with my newfound godhood and because it'd make everyone pissed.

File: IMG_20160424_103017.jpg (148KB, 836x446px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 836x446px

>>53389376

>>53389376
This and immortality are the things I look for most in a CYOA.

File: 1495306054276.webm (396KB, 292x308px) Image search: [Google]

396KB, 292x308px

>>53389300
Will the breast war ever end?

>>53389560
Asses are better anyway.

>>53389582
Degenerate detected.

>>53389595
Shit taste detected.

File: 1494100165240.jpg (282KB, 573x1941px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 573x1941px

>>53389582

>>53389582
you understand that only some apes we identify as humans prefer asses? Anyone with 100+ IQ likes breasts more

>>53389606
Both sexes have asses. Asses is a gateway to liking men, if not evidence that you are already a flaming homo and thus degenerate. It's also preferred only by literal monkeys. Tits are a clear sign of womanhood and thus far superior.

Hips and legs and midriff are better than either actually.

>>53389624
>apes
>humans
I suppose it's not just shit taste that you have.

>>53389281
This.

>>53389642
Better than shit skin.

File: 1489449562589.png (2MB, 1925x1785px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1925x1785px

>>53389624

>>53389639
Men have nipples as well, and so do tits. It seems no matter what you like, you're always gay.

>>53388911
B-04
M-06
M-08

>>53388929
>>53388941
>>53388952
>>53388967
Chosen Partner: Lucianna

So, for the next month I'm going to be training tirelessly. At what, you ask? A lot of things, but the most important are social skills. Particularly seduction. Also military tactics.

When my brides show up, I'm planning on proposing the harem ending up-front. A harem of equals, ideally, but I'm alright with a competition to determine marriage order if they insist. If they're not willing to cooperate, then we'll have to go to war... me, Lucianna, a couple nearby military bases, and any Brides who are game for the harem ending, versus anyone else. The only rules are no fatalities. After we win, I'll make the offer again.

I guess the biggest snag is if Luci isn't up for a harem, but she's a Leo, I bet she's secretly into the whole Pride thing.

>>53389659
>trying to change the subject
You're welcome to continue having shit taste, I guess.

>>53389663
>Civillized countries prefer tits
>backwards shitholes prefer ass
Really makes you think.

>>53389684
>United States
>backwards shithole
...No, actually, you're right. That's just further evidence.

Every CYOA should come with a soul mate option, Because all adventures are good with a soul mate

>>53389712
>soul mate
bro*

>>53389712
Ok. But can they not be a romantic soulmate? I know that's how it's typically used, but sometimes you just want a straight up true friend whose anus you don't need to tickle.

File: Sister of Battle Helmet Polish.jpg (85KB, 629x1268px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 629x1268px

>All these low test anons that can't enjoy both

Lmaoing at your lives

>>53389742
You don't understand the concept of a soul mate. They are a best friend, someone whose company you love, and the anus tickling is just a bonus

In my opinion, the most attractive part of a woman is her personality.

>>53389779
Haha.

>>53389758
Indeed. Hips, tits, butts, bushes, vulva, tummies, legs, hair, eyes, feminine penises. What's not to love?

File: CU0haXJWcAIiGLw.jpg (65KB, 500x561px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 500x561px

Indeed. Personality literally effects beauty.

>>53389779
Even if she's morbidly obese severe burn victim with all her unburnedskin coated in cystic acne and other blemishes, several limbs amputated, rainforests of sweaty body hair, misshapen severely uneven tits, saggy unappealing ass, and her hair is always stringy and greasy (she can't do anything about any it). Would you still want her if her personality was great?

File: 01.jpg (2MB, 1954x3570px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1954x3570px

>>53389684
Let's all just respect everyone has different tastes and we should all do our best to respect everyone else's taste. Even if we don't agree.
>>53389712
I'm still waiting for the follow-up to the last mystery box in this one.
Going on a massive adventure to rescue your beloved wife and daughter sounds like I'm something I could really enjoy.
Maybe I'll make it myself once I'm done with War of the Zodiac Brides' DLC.

By the way, I found a decent site for map creation. The only problem is that is a habit of fucking up your work if you try to reload a saved WIP.

>>53389839
Also a putrid smell emanates from her at all times.

File: felix_argyle_re_zero.jpg (959KB, 1300x1708px) Image search: [Google]

959KB, 1300x1708px

The most attractive part of a women is beautiful smile

>>53389839
How can someone let themselves go in to that state is beyond my grasp

File: 02.jpg (4MB, 1956x5599px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1956x5599px

>>53389853
>>53389779
Bet you're just drowning in pussy aren't you, Anon?

>>53389839
That's retarded, would you like that chick if she had a nice set of knockers?

>>53389862
She was cursed by a witch.

>>53389861
That's a boy.

>>53389853
Gotta let them know they have shit taste, otherwise they'll always have shit taste.

>>53389883
True, but you gotta admit that she has a nice smile.

>>53389861
There's nothing that makes me happier than seeing a cute girl who I love laugh and smile. Unironically.

File: 03.jpg (8MB, 2000x8631px) Image search: [Google]

8MB, 2000x8631px

>>53389874

File: 1495049923958.gif (871KB, 500x279px) Image search: [Google]

871KB, 500x279px

>>53389874
>tfw daughteru cyoa

Does this set off red flags for anyone else?

>>53389669
took you long enough to figure it out

>>53389825
>What's not to love?
The penis.

File: 1492196640408.jpg (24KB, 324x291px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 324x291px

>>53389896
Like so?

>>53389853
>I'm still waiting for the follow-up to the last mystery box in this one.
But the implication was that it lead to another CYOA that had been finished (and posted several times) well before that one?

>>53389903
>he doesn't want to guide his daughter into becoming a kind, supportive woman like his wife

Plebby the Plebasaurus Rex.

>>53389912
>he wouldn't loving suck his waifu's penis
You do not deserve her.

>>53389758
Who drew this? I must know if there was ever more.

>>53389912
Just think of it as a really big clit.

File: 04.jpg (3MB, 2000x7940px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2000x7940px

>>53389897
>>53389861
D'aww... That's actually kinda cute anon. I approve.
>>53389883
>the best kind of boy
Fixed that for ya.
>>53389903
Personally, I love CYOAs that let you have daughterus. It panders to my innate need to be a father.
And I'm a filthy degenerate who likes FatherxDaughter incest.
I'm a bad person...
>>53389925
Which one? Quest? New World? Order?

>>53386696
If I got powers I'd make it so I didn't have to eat or sleep, that I would fall in love with someone and get good at everything I do at an incredible rate.

>>53388911

Would Domination And/Or Beauty be enough to convince them that this war is totally uncool and we should all just take it easy? Or is fighting the only way?

>>53389903
Red flags for what?

>>53389916
YES! Exactly like this. Sometimes I go onto the live stream websites and tell jokes and mess around until they are laughing. It makes me very happy.
>>53389958
What the fuck is wrong with you? I hope you never have a daughter. You're a horrible person, and if you would ever touch your daughter you should neck yourself.

>>53389962
If these waifus are any bit realistic, beauty alone would make them murderrape their own sisters for a chance at your dick. Beauty is overpowered.

>>53389839
>rainforests of sweaty body hair
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>53389986
>You're a horrible person

says the man on 4chan

>>53389973
The unholy pizza.

>>53389958
>Innate need to be a father
>Wants to fuck his daughters
I beg you. Never have children.

>>53389958
Sibling incest is the patrician form of incest.

>>53390005
Being on 4chan does not make you an inherently bad person. To betray the relatio ship between daughter and father, one of trust and admiration, should send you to eternal torture.

>>53390007
Or just have sons. Though he's into traps so that may be off the table too.

File: Mystery Boxes.jpg (1MB, 2000x2847px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2000x2847px

>>53389958
>>53389936
>>53389937
>>53389955
So much top tier taste in this thread.
>>53389962
Some of the Brides are really excited for the opportunity for the chance to go all out.
Domination and Beauty would be your best chance of approaching the whole thing with persuasion instead of brute force.
Doubly so if you take analysis to see their subtle reactions to each of your reactions.
>>53389986
>>53390007
>>53390010
It's just a fantasy.
I wouldn't dream of actually fucking my pure little girl.
You guys don't have to worry about me having a father, though. I've been keeping to 2D for the past 5 years after my longest relationship in my life crashed and burned.

>>53389986
>HURRR DURR YOU SHOULDN'T MOLEST CHILDREN THAT'S WRONG HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU LICE WITH YOURSELF YOU PEDOPHILE YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL
Well that's your opinion, if you can't accept other people for who they are you have a lot of growing up to do.

>>53390010
No, the Patrician form of incest is cousinfucking. All the pleasure of mingling romantic and familial love but without the innately fucked up power dynamics or likelihood of ruining your children.

>>53390052
Are people still parroting this?

>>53389839
Obesity and a great personality are incompatible. Neglect of your own body is a disgusting trait.

>>53390049
It is a fact that it is wrong. You will burn.
>>53390045
Okay please do not, because she loves you and thinks you're the most wonderful man in the world.

>>53390049
It's like he doesn't even understand that every opinion is equal and valid. I bet he's a nazi.

>>53390045
>You guys don't have to worry about me having a father, though
Did you kill him? Or are you saying you're the messiah?

>>53390035
>>53390035
>4chan does not make you an inherently bad person

I'm sure plenty would disagree, especially in this age of social consciousness and thoughtcrimes.

>>53390049
Wait are you defending rape of a minor?

>>53390074
>wrong
>fact
You might wanna look up the definition of opinion

>>53390035
Birds of a feather flock together. We're all awful, otherwise we'd find somewhere else to go.

>>53390083
See? This is the company we voluntarily keep.

>>53390074
>daughter thinks her dad is the most amazing man

Hello, are you a time traveler from the past. If so I'd suggest you return to your own time period because you're about to shit yourself.

File: 777px-carlos_segundo801.png (64KB, 777x599px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 777x599px

>>53390010
>>53390052

>>53385497
>Comfybright
>Good Friend
>The True Heir
>The Hyperion
>Solais
>Fara Antor
>Wanderer
>Eastern Cat
>Privateers

Time for Disney-channel-show-worthy silly adventures!

>My good friend is basically Alduin crossed with Chuthlu, he likes me because I make amazing sandwiches.
>The current king is hated for his policies on removing casual fridays, taco tuesdays, and the enforcement of meatloaf nights.
>My mentor tries to teach me when she's sober
>Which isn't often
>Wanderer's limbs keep falling off comically
>I ride a giant fucking cat. Enough said.
>and my adventures begin amongst a crew of quirky privateers strait out of the original Monkey Island.

>>53390052
Cousinfucking is literally vanilla. It's like people who do tie their arms to the bed during sex and think they're kinky. Sibling incest doesn't necessarily have fucked power dynamics as long as the ages are close and it's hot even if they're not. What's purer than the love of a twin, fraternal or identical. Two halves of the same whole, together since before birth, and a connection that nothing else compares to.

Yes I have a twincest fetish.

File: image.png (33KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 400x400px

>>53390090

>>53390090
Are you implying that literally all sex is rape?

>>53390071
It's a witch curse, she can't control it no matter what she does.

File: girl.png (12KB, 403x459px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 403x459px

>>53390077
>Did you kill him?
>pic related
fuck my supple and delicious ass. I just woke up and I'm already making a mockery of the English language.
>>53390083
I still think there's some good in all of you!
I'm not sure I'd be able to convince many people of that if I showed them something like Salty Potatoes.

>>53390083
I don't care if others disagree.
>>53390100
I'm not awful I just like reading adventures.
>>53390101

>>53389912
Even when she saved up so much thick girlcum just for you?

>>53390141
Fuck you. They were unsalted. Bitch had it coming.

>>53390105
Fuck, how do I read this?

>>53390141
Just mentioning her directly can get you banned, be careful.

>>53389938
>Who drew this? I must know if there was ever more.

Here you go famm http://sexual-yeti.deviantart.com/art/Sister-Charity-s-Fantasy-655038561

>>53390147

You're the one posting on this image board known for it's association with racists, haassment, and pedophiles. You may not know you're an awful person, but if you're posting here, you're one in the eyes of many.

File: 1458806797448.jpg (387KB, 960x1200px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 960x1200px

Post an image that describes your WIP.

File: Russian loli needs a drink.jpg (28KB, 262x256px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 262x256px

>>53389955
>>53389937
>>53390045

>>53390194
Who cares about "associations" as long as you aren't actually participating in anything bad? God, everything is a fucking witchhunt these days.

>>53390194
Many dumbasses, sure.

>>53389958
>Which one? Quest? New World? Order?
Tyrant, IIRC.

File: Page 1.png (3MB, 5000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5000x2000px

>>53390164
Fuck you're right.
I really need to wake my brain up...
>>53390179
Wait, what?
Uh... Quick! Post CYOAs before I get punished!

>>53390161
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Futafags are the wurst.

>>53390169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
>The practice of first-cousin and uncle-niece marriages was common among 17th-century European nobility, intended to preserve prosperous families' properties. The Habsburgs were an extreme case of this

Incidentally, I'm assuming that this was the real reason for the imperial bloodline dying in Zodiac.

>>53390147
>im not like all the other boys

>>53390221
I agree! *barks happily*

File: Page 2.png (2MB, 5000x1300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5000x1300px

>>53390216
>Tyrant
Okay, now I'm confused.
Those senarios don't really match.

File: tmp_23689-1466472705517241483661.jpg (61KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 1280x720px

>>53389986
>Sometimes I go onto the live stream websites and tell jokes and mess around until they are laughing. It makes me very happy.
Wow

>>53390045
Just do it!
Don't let your fantasy be fantasy!

>>53390218
Melony doesn't look 21. What's going on here?

>>53390223
Silly girls
>>53390194
Why do I care if strangers think I'm racist? Do what makes you happy. Don't work so hard for what others want.

>>53390218
Well I don't know. I got a day ban for making a joke version of the meme in response the the guy who usually did them. Was kind of depressing honestly. Only time I've ever gotten banned where I didn't feel like I really did anything wrong. And I saw a bunch of direction mentions of it's existence get deleted a little bit later in the thread. It's got me paranoid now. I just want to have fun in these threads.

>>53390127
I'm implying sex with a person unable to give consent due to age is statutory rape. Since it's with his own child that's statutory rape of a minor plus incest.
Yes, that is rape.

>>53390282
>unable to give consent
Because...

>>53390254
>Why do I care if strangers think I'm racist? Do what makes you happy. Don't work so hard for what others want.

I'm the one attempting to illustrate that there's no point in telling a guy he should be eternally tortured for his thoughtcrimes when the mere act of being on this website means you're guilty of something in someone's eyes.

>>53390282
Wow, who called the morality police?

>>53390282
I had sex with someone of-age when I was underage and I fully consented.

File: C_AzkpVUMAASeLc.jpg (28KB, 935x599px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 935x599px

>>53390294

File: pomf.png (457KB, 800x734px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 800x734px

>>53390294

File: Demonologist.jpg (4MB, 1600x5850px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 1600x5850px

>>53390305
From what I understand there is really no way to get sexual consent from a minor. it is always rape if they are underage.

>>53390340
Not if you're underage too.

>>53390340
Legally, that is.

>>53390340
I'm just criticizing the idea that people in their mid-to-late teens are children incapable of consent. I fully consented. And now that I'm in my 20s I don't look backing thinking "WOW HOLY SHIT I WAS AN INNOCENT CHILD TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF RAPE RAPE", I think "yep, I consented. good times".

>>53390373
Normalfag, please go. This place is not for you.

>>53390298
Are you saying that diddling your daughter and going on 4chan have the same moral ambiguity
>>53390340
Its a little more grey past age 16, because every kid is different, but it's fucked up to take advantage of both the inherent power relationship of an adult vs a child and to take advantage of a kids inexperience for sex

>>53390373
Anon, you were raped. Seek support, not because you're a victim but because you're a strong survivor!

>>53390393
I feel fine. I'm still with the person too.

File: 1488500755382.jpg (3MB, 1200x2700px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1200x2700px

>>53390241
Oh come on man...
Now I remember that that exists...
>>53390250
Not sure what to tell you besides anime girls never look their age.

Here's another Waifu with a catch CYOA because I enjoy them.

>>53390402
I'm praying for you. I hope this is just you and your bf playing around at 14 kind of "rape/pedophilia" and not the - I lost my virginity to my 35 y old bf, he told me he loved me, and now we're going to be together forever - kind.

>>53390424
I like them too. Never understood the autism surrounding them. If you couldn't tell Amanda was a trap from a mile away you have only yourself to blame.

>>53390430
>I hope this is just you and your bf playing around at 14 kind of "rape/pedophilia"
I'm not sure what you mean by this.
>>53390430
>I lost my virginity to my 35 y old bf, he told me he loved me, and now we're going to be together forever - kind.
Haha no the age difference isn't even close to being that bad.

>>53390383
>Are you saying that diddling your daughter and going on 4chan have the same moral ambiguity

Are you saying that posting on an active hate site and having imaginary fantasies have the same moral ambiguity?

Morality is relative anonymous.
If no one is actually being harmed, you have no grounds to go after another when the mere act of posting on this website posits moral fallibility.

>>53390461
There's a big difference when it comes to age. Ever y situation had to be unique, and maybe you're a smart kid. But there's a hell of a lot of idiot kids out there, you dig?

File: 1488500849709.jpg (3MB, 1200x3000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1200x3000px

>>53390424
>>53390444
True, true.
Cheryl is a cutie.

>>53390483
Well if it's just a fantasy it's fine, and I said to the guy as much, I just hope he doesn't hurt his kid.

>>53390402
I hate people like you. I'm sure there are other normies here who try to blend in, but here's you flaunting your relationship in front of us.

File: s1495189535433.webm (3MB, 430x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 430x720px

>>53390424
>Now I remember that that exists
It was something all right...

File: Untitled1.jpg (261KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 1920x1080px

>>53390010

>>53390484
Well I'm not a kid anymore, but I get what you mean. If I had a daughter who told me she had a boyfriend with the same age difference that I did I'd be pretty concerned, to put it lightly. We're both adults now and have a healthy relationship years later so I think it worked out fine. He wouldn't even admit he liked me until I made him spit it out, and at one point he broke up with me and we were completely sexless best friends for a little over a year because teenagers make shitty girlfriends, so if he was trying to take advantage of me he did a bad job of it.

>>53390492
I pick Cheryl. I also cheated.

>>53390373
Age of consent laws are an imperfect substitute for something incredibly nuanced and difficult to legislate, which is "when are you emotionally mature enough to enter into a consensual relationship with someone, and when are the power dynamics structured in a way where one party won't be able to control the other?" Unfortunately, the law is terrible at subtle and nuanced, because that runs afoul of the constitutional requirement for due process.

>>53390546
are you a guy

>>53390515
This is /tg/, we have friends and families here. >>>/r9k/ is a couple doors down.

>>53390594
Why do you ask?

>>53390045
>Doubly so if you take analysis to see their subtle reactions to each of your reactions.

I'll do that then. Abolish the monarchy and install a republic overseen by a supreme parliament consisting of the 12 houses+plus the free city of whatever city I was supposed to rule.

After that if any of them are still interested, we can come up with a less violent way to court.

Age of consent laws are sacred you shitlords. But only for white people

>>53390612
>/tg/
>friends
>families

>>53390591
I agree. There's not really any better solution though, fudging the lines on age of consent laws just opens the door to let more and more slide.

>>53390618
Learn to Tumblr. Age of consent laws are patriarchical and based around settling when a father owns his daughter versus another man.

>>53390617
Do you want zodiac to end up rotten with corruption? because that is the way to go

>>53390612
>we have friends and families
Who is "we" on 4chan?

File: WeeklyPlayboyJapan-50thAnniversary-Video-2.png (2MB, 1440x779px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x779px

I want to bleach some sheilas. Is there a CYOA for that?

>>53390626
Yep, it's part and parcel of the whole "traditional gaming" thing. Gotta leave your basement or have friends who will leave theirs to play Warhammer.

Hell, our patron saint, Gary Gygax, had sons who'd playtest his game with him.

>>53390660

Beats civil war, because a kingdom with 12 independent houses capable of challenging the king seems like it'll end up like that. I don't really care to rule with an iron fist to keep things together.

File: jealous youkai.jpg (246KB, 600x872px) Image search: [Google]

246KB, 600x872px

>>53386696
You aren't alone in that I'm also extremely jealous. I'm basically pic related, except that I keep it all hidden inside my mind.

But rather than ruining people's lives, I would geniunely try and make everything better for everyone... while trying to make people feel jealous of me instead. And after they were jealous, I'd fuck off somewhere never to see them again, and leave that nasty feeling forever unresolved within their hearts.

File: 1427419206567.png (2KB, 782x543px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 782x543px

>>53390677
>bleach some sheilas

>>53390655
On tumblr if a man even looks at a 17 year old girl he has committed child rape and should be locked up. This only applies to men though, women can't rape.

>>53390720
>sheilas
Women?

>>53390546
Yeah I get it, I'm not judging you are all and you seem reasonable. I'm glad it worked out man
>>53390724
You take a situation like that to try to justify being a pedo.

>>53390704
Capable does not mean successful.

>>53390742
>I don't really care to rule with an iron fist to keep things together.

>>53390736
I was just saying tumblr is especially vicious in regards to child molesters/and the like, as long as they're male. It's not like the other guy said at all.

>>53390756
>being a little bitch
I guess some don't have what it takes to be God-King.

>>53390677
>goddammit mei put your arm down
>no, yuki, the armpit fetishists must be appeased
>mei, please, you're embarrassing us
>look at my armpit, you crazy perverts
>that's right, get your fill
>hey, can I play too?
>oh christ not you too
>i can't hold her back for long, yuki!
>cameraman, please take the picture!