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I need muscular Adventurer ladies. They can be Warriors or Magic

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I need muscular Adventurer ladies. They can be Warriors or Magic Users. They don't even have to look attractive.

Just need a lot of muscle.
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>>53339351
>Before isn't petty or fat
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>>53339351
switch them around and you have a superior picture of a barbarian queen becoming a loving wife and diplomat
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>>53340303

> not taking your wife into battle till she's buff as fuck.

Do you even cush your enemies! ?
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She is probably not as jacked as you would like but I think she looks plenty ripped.
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>>53340303
>wanting to take a buff powerful warrior and turn her into a weak useless housewife
Disgusting.

0/10, would raid village and slaughter
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>>53339351
>before image is already muscular
It'd be cool if a demure noble girl had to rise to the occassion and turned into macho woman
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>>53340666
Post more qt orc girls

>thos armpits tho
Unf.
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>>53340816
How the fuck are you going to manage that when our housewives lift cows for light exercise and keep their old weapons and armour neatly in the corner, or over the mantelpiece?

That's to say nothing of the husbands all packing magic or muskets too. Who do you think introduced these ladies to the ideas of civilization?
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>>53340914
More orcs it it. What is wrong with her armpits? Badly drawn?
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>>53341294
Huh? No, they look delicious
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>>53341355
Okay.
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>>53340816
>settling for less than the strongest housewife
Just try and raid the village you little bitch, my granny will wreck you
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>>53341822
Must be a really small village if your gran is also your housewife.
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>>53341919
>not consolidating your superior genes within your family
>not remaining fertile well into old age
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>Anatomy
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>>53342245
This fucking picture.

Why does it give me boner. So many things wrong with it anatomy wise but it turns my coal into diamond.
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> that artist
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>>53342796
My dick isn't a doctor, it doesn't care.
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this thread
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-4 STR
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Im a fan of the strong woman, but most of these pictures are grotesque and not realistic.

Heres a picture which i think is better.
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>Musclegirls
I hate having this fetish. It's no so unrealistic like giantesses or vore that it's easy to let go of, yet it's too unrealistic to be possible IRL. 99.9% of women are too lazy to lift, of the remaining 0.1% about half roids and the other half is still weaker than your average neckbeard.
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i feel like the quality of these threads is inversely proportional to their frequency.
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>>53344560
>tfw no musclegf to crush me in her arms
>tfw no gf
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>>53344444
dem digits
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>>53344444
>IRL. 99.9% of women are too lazy to lift
I've found it's more of a weird common misconception among women that almost all men want women with some sort of Taylor Swift twig body and they're outright afraid of gaining too much muscle.
>and the other half is still weaker than your average neckbeard.
But think of the aesthetics!
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>>53340816
>implying she became weak and useless
Christ, dude.
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>>53344905
>I've found it's more of a weird common misconception among women that almost all men want women with some sort of Taylor Swift twig body and they're outright afraid of gaining too much muscle.
I don't understand why that airheaded bint has so much good press.

Or why there seems to be so much creepy neo-nazi stuff being built up around her, for that matter.
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>>53344905
>misconception among women
It probably has the same root as the "men enjoy asking us out/paying for us" myth: female laziness justifying itself post facto.
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I work in a coffee shop in a fairly affluent community, and I think that gives me a pretty good idea of what is and isn't possible for female fitness. I see everything from personal trainers to competitive crossfit gals (I think crossfit has some kind of world competition; one of my regulars went to that) to a number of fantastically fit moms.

I say this because I want you to trust me when I say this: musclegirls are real. They're out there. They don't have F-cups (which is the ugliest part of musclegirl art anyway), but they don't necessarily lose their tits either. The problem, I think, is that fetish art depicts an unrealistic standard, and society depicts the polar opposite of that as the ideal. But right there in the middle, where you get the soft curve of a bicep or the subtle rippling of back muscles, that's where the good shit is.

Tl;dr: Just go out into the world and use that as your frame of reference, with real life people. The musclegirl is hidden there and you just need to look for it.
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>>53345379
>Just go out into the world and use that as your frame of reference, with real life people. The musclegirl is hidden there and you just need to look for it.
>go out into the real world
But... but it's cold and frightening out there...
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>>53345428
>cold and scared
>no musclegf
You must choose.
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>>53345628
Going outside guarantees nothing. Even finding a halfway decent (not even good) non-muscle gf is like trying to find a single stalk of hay in a needlestack. Yes, I formulated it like that on purpose.
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>>53345665
Going outside guarantees nothing except opportunities! You're up against an optimist here; you cannot win.
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>>53345725
Going outside is great, but only when other people aren't around.
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>>53339351
>civilian cloths: modest and covers 75% of figure
>combat cloths: skimpy and revealing, covers the least amount of skin as possible
>offers better protection
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>Implying she needs any armor
>Implying she didn't take off her clothes because otherwise they'd rip and be muddied in combat
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>implying she can't gird her loins and be set for combat
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>>53346312
To play the devil's advocate, amazons are rarely depicted as being part of a professional army and almost always barbaric. Considering we had real life barbarians who would enter battle naked, skimply clothes aren't all that unrealistic. Especially if we assume these Amazonian tribes are mostly unorganized and to them warfare consists of gathering as many strong guys as you can find and beating the others over the head until they give up. War wouldn't be all that brutal until they'd get into contact with civilized folks I imagine. Maybe they'd end up being hired as auxiliaries rather than being conquered for whatever reason? Imagine delicous brown musclegirl auxilias about town in some Roman city along the Rhine, hitting on qt Gaul boys
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>>53344444
And even if you can find a genuinely attractive muscle girl, she'll probably still expect you to be stronger than her. I mean, what's the point? If I wanted to be stronger than a girl, I'd go for a regular girl.
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>>53346454
cybernetics and gene modding can't come soon enough
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>>53346471
You'd have to modify women's brain structure and effectively make them men in women's bodies to make them desirable though.
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>>53346492
I honestly don't see anything wrong with that.
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>>53344999
Or how about "guys don't like when girls initiate" when it's been shown that men like submission fantasies even more than women do, and women want men to be dominant more than men want to be dominant:

http://www.feministcritics.org/blog/2010/11/20/do-men-or-women-have-fantasies-of-dominance-and-submission-the-results-noh/
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>>53344972
>Or why there seems to be so much creepy neo-nazi stuff being built up around her, for that matter.
Well, I don't know what her politics are, but she does have blonde hair and blue eyes.
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>>53346492
That's true of all women. The ideal woman is a gay man in a female body.
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>>53346582
>Any of that shit
>Having anything to do with getting /fit/ as fuck
I'm a dom who likes muscle girls, so maybe you should stop projecting
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>>53339351
-4 str feggit
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>>53346651
Maybe for faggots like you
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>>53340623
>Do you even cush your enemies! ?
I'd rather my now muscular waifu crush my head between her thighs
Or rather at least threaten to while I'm down there eating her out

>>53340816
>Not being the housewife for your muscular waifu


>>53344905
>I've found it's more of a weird common misconception among women that almost all men want women with some sort of Taylor Swift twig body and they're outright afraid of gaining too much muscle.
>>53346582
>Or how about "guys don't like when girls initiate" when it's been shown that men like submission fantasies even more than women do, and women want men to be dominant more than men want to be dominant:
Pretty much what I've found too, there's a LOT of social pressure for girls to conform to one type of beauty/behavior as ideal, and oddly enough, it's not actually even what most men prefer
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>>53342245
>tumors
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>>53344972
>Or why there seems to be so much creepy neo-nazi stuff being built up around her, for that matter.

She's so white she glows in the dark, has blonde hair and blue eyes, and got started with the Didney Channel aka Fuck the Jews INC.
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>>53346582
Purely anecdotally, my close female friends tend towards liking Tom Hiddleson/Underwear Model looking dudes who are dominant as fuck

They really, really want to be pinned down and fucked like a cocksleeve*

*in a tender and loving way that acknowledges their agency of course
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>>53344673
Fucking gross
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>>53342245
The improper anatomy actually works here given that she is obviously a demon or something.

Like that accounts for the -2 Cha most Tieflings get.
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> come into thread expecting normal women
> devolve into /d/-tier smut

Nice thread, faggots.
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>>53348993
thanks
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i have a uprising dearth of muscular women images.

Though i do have an odd request.

Anyone got any muscular halflings?
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>>53349228
>uprising dearth
I can feel the English language dying
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>>53349243

Damn you auto correct.

That was supposed to be "Surprising Dearth"
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>>53341590

saved to post in realistic armor threads
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>>53344146
This is terrible in various ways but the combination of expression, gun, and cigar make me love it.
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>>53344127
>>53344146
Not only are people into that much muscle fans of terrible quality art, but they're also into the most disgusting of all musclegirls it seems.
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>>53351035
Chaotic chaotic chaotic awesome. Fuck your rules.
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>>53351168

wrong thread bro.
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>>53348025
>Pretty much what I've found too, there's a LOT of social pressure for girls to conform to one type of beauty/behavior as ideal, and oddly enough, it's not actually even what most men prefer

It's funny because it's like
>annoying vocal minority of men want one thing
>women take it super seriously
>women judge other women for this fucking meme now

It's kind of like how guys are the ones who shit on other guys for being short just because there's a vocal minority of women who prefer that when in reality it's mostly a fucking meme.
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>>53351208
>in reality it's mostly a fucking meme

Uh.. Anon, that's not a meme though. That seems to be a basic preference among women the world over. In a similar way that, generally speaking, men like a womanly-shaped ass the world over, barring minority outliers.
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>>53348178
Just like how your average anon wants a girl that knows how to eat ass and is willing to put on an illithid mask and hiss, but also enjoys completely chaste cuddling on the couch while watching children's cartoons.
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>>53350865
that is way more adorable than it has any right to be.
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>>53346600
Doesn't entirely explain stuff like pic related though, which I found on a particularly dark and godforsaken corner of the internet.

Filename is exactly how I found it.
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>>53351709
now you've gone and ruined it. good job. You happy with yourself?
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>>53344444
[citation needed]
>>
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>>53351048
>tfw no qt muscle gf to sit on your face
suffering
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>>53352769
So sad
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>>53351709
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Where is the oni?
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>>53354717
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>>53339351

For future reference, you might want to browse the muscle and growth threads on /d/ and /aco/. Just steer clear of the hyper muscle threads if ludicrously beefy ladies isn't your thing.
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>>53341400
Google isn't helpful.
I need source
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>>53340816
You just don't understand!
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>>53355221
I second this, source please
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>>53346396
The compression offended me greatly.
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>>53355997
want pic of clumsy biggirl trying to follow these directions but failing
then proceed to just club a guy in her ballroomdress and just walk off frustrated
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>>53340914
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>>53355997
>tumblr
Guess that explains why just looking at it makes me mad.
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>>53358001
It's just a recreation of the 'male' version, meant to explain how to gird loins. It even has generally the same poses for its art.

Don't get mad about tumblr. SJWs suck, yes, and I personally don't enjoy the site's layout, but it's also where you can find a lot of good artists.
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>>53347827
>sharp teeth
>abs
>long sidebang
>>
Challenge Modo:
Beefy musclegirls without pendulous cowtits.
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>>53359054
Is this what you're looking for?
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>>53359083
It's a damn good start.
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>>53359054

Right here.
>>53351504
>>53351183
>>53348105
>>53344179
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>>53359100
The middle 2 are fine. Dragons Crown is not.
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>>53359144
You're one picky nigger, but a classy picky nigger.
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>>53359259
Damn straight. And thank you for delivering.
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>>53339362
This is literally the opposite of what OP requested
Are you even trying
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>>53359259
>smol but swol
my sides
also my fetish
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>>53355997
>focusing on doing it so you can kill men rather than just how stow excess material for physical exertion like the original

classic tumblr.
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>>53359054
Not much I can share with you that's sfw, or even relatively close to actual character art. Sorry dude.
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>>53359383
If you're wearing a fancy ballgown, you presumably have servants to do menial work for you and aren't expecting to be in a situation where exerting yourself physically will come up. It's a reasonable assumption that if you're wearing that dress and need to gird thy loins, it's to kill someone.

Also "go kill a man" is just another way of saying "kill someone," it isn't a literal specification of maleness.
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>>53359617
>That
>Muscular
It's closer to a conventionally attractive bikini model, chum.
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>>53348126
they used to be that but nowadays they're run by actual jews
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>>53359743
>tfw have servants to do menial work for you
>but if you want to kill a shitlord, have to do it yourself
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All these jacked low body fat women, yet they still have huge tits.
Do you even know how fat distribution works?
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>>53359751
I'm sorry man, it's hard keeping to all parts of the request.
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>>53359850
>Do you even know how fat distribution works?
Yes

The question you should have asked is

>Do you even care how fat distribution works?
No
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>>53359850
90% of them have implants, friend.
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>>53359850
Would totally let her crush my head in those thighs if she didn't have the hair and face of a fucking soccermom.
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>>53341400
great, more half orcs....
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>>53341400
>Some random sellsword kills three humans about to hang a monster and a savage
>The sellsword intervenes, killing THREE humans to save ONE guilty life
>This sellsword is depicted as sympathetic because vagina
With every day that passes it becomes increasingly difficult to not hate women and their pet manginas.
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>>53360035
But anon, he's blonde and better armed and armored than they are. Clearly he's the good guy here.
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>>53350619
>there, the target!
>lay siege to her VAGINA!!!!
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>>53360035
>THREE humans
>Worth anything to that sellsword
>Sweet orc pussy
>Worth a nice night, sore hips and a warm bed

Like, I get where you're coming from, but medieval life/settings generally mean life is cheap. It's a realistic scenario (Except for the sympathetic shit, also he'd likely wake up with his shit stolen and tied to a tree.)
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>>53360035
It's implied in the second (lewd) page that they knew each other before that point and were lovers. Obviously you'd save someone you know from dying from strangers you don't know or care about.
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>>53360035
You one of those women-hating queers who tries to be macho? Because that's what you sound like.
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>>53359930
dude take that back, i love fuckign soccer moms
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>>53360313
More power to you man, they're just not what I'm into.

I work retail.
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>>53360364
I'd like to speak with your manager
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>>53360379
I am the assistant manager.
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>>53360435
In the store of two employees?
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>>53351616
>wow nazis are creepy omg
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>>53354238
welp I'm dropping this into a folder
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>>53344444
>and the other half is still weaker than your average neckbeard.
But this is the 0.05% that is most desirable. Much more rewarding to overpower a girl who looks like she has a chance at fighting back.
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>>53360827
But Anon, I've already got enough power and ability in real life, I don't need to compensate for my lack of power by associating it with fetishism like you do.
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>>53360827
If I wanted a woman I can overpower, I could easily go for the 99.95% of other women. Why go for the mathematically insignificant minority that fails to deliver?
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>>53361231
Some of us enjoy the challenge.
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How do you think different races approach fitness? Is it expected in some races through common labor, or is it something they have to work at and train for? Is it easier for a dwarf or half-orc to get fit compared to an elf or halfling?
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>>53344999
Do women seriously think men like paying for the date?
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>>53361605
You know there's a whole dumbass mentality some dudes have where they take pride in paying for the whole date and straight up get angry if the girl attempts to pay for it.
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>>53361605
Like it? Probably not. But I can understand how guys might be self-conscious about how it'd reflect on them if they didn't pay for it (don't want to look cheap/like a dick), and how that could be misconstrued as a desire to pay for it.
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>>53361510
can't tell for sure, nobody ever saw fit halfling
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>>53339351
>tfw the tits never stick around when ladies cut
why does biology hate us
>>
>>53351253
Every woman I have talked to has said that the standard is that the guy is at least 2-3" taller than her.

I've never met a girl that required 6'+, though some have said that it is nice.
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>>53359813
You expect a scullery maid to know how to murder a person?
>>
Anyone have anything in a Greek or Roman flavor?
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>>53351208
>there's a vocal minority of women who prefer that when in reality it's mostly a fucking meme.
My wife literally said to me "It's a good thing you're tall or my father wouldn't have accepted the dowry."

Not only is it important to women, it's important to their fathers as well.

t. my wife is Kurdish and dowries are still a thing culturally. It was 2 goats, because I know you're curious.
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>>53362110
I was about to ask. Thanks for the explanation, anon.
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>>53362110
>kurd
Iraqi Kurdistan, Iranian Kurdistan, Syrian Kurdistan, or Turkish Kurdistan?
Kurdish Nationalism pls go.
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>>53359850
There's a difference between knowing and caring in fetish art. I also know that people don't turn into monstergirls or giantesses randomly either.
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>>53362110
Was it more symolic than anything else? Because I mean, goats are important when you're nomadic pastoralists, but two goats isn't many
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>We finally get female Saiyans in Dragonball
>They're not even musclegirls
Why is this allowed?
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>>53340816
Sword to plow my man.

Theres a time for war and theres a time for peace.
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>>53363001
Because the Japanese have shit taste
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>>53363001
Dragonball is shit tier to begin with so that's not really a considerable loss.
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>>53363001
It's a damn shame we're stuck with stick figure saiyans from U6. Cabba doesn't look too bad in the cover art for volume 2 of the manga, but that design never makes it into anywhere else.
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>>53358147
It still has cutesy "You go girl!" all over the text. I think that's the annoying tumblr part.
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>>53364342
>tumblr invented girl power
what's it like being obsessed with a thing you hate?
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>>53364407
Tumblr is the source of all evil.
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>>53344294
It's good to see stuff like this that actually looks like a real person.
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>>53345379
Fucking amen man. I'm tired of people either drawing a boring standard or drawing something super exaggerated. On the other end of the spectrum on "chubby" art you get either, "barely noticeable" or "morbidly obese" with little inbetween.

Like, is it too hard to ask that people explore the variation in actual human body types?
>>
>>53345665
But staying inside guarantees getting nothing, that's for certain.
>>
>>53346454
I mean, is that the case? Where's that assumption coming from.
>>
>>53346492
Dude like, are you reading yourself? Do you realize how ridiculous what you're saying is? You seriously need to get out and spend time with some actual women rather than formulating your opinions from the more negative stories about women that float on 4chan.
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>>53361942
You expect a woman to fight good?
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>>53364342
I actually thought that was kind of making fun, in a way. 'You want a girly version? I'll give you the most girly version possible that talks about emphasizing your butt and working with your hair.'
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>>53366855
I expect a lot from women, and they always find fresh ways to disappoint me.
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>>53351291
>Just like how your average anon wants a girl that knows how to eat ass and is willing to put on an illithid mask and hiss, but also enjoys completely chaste cuddling on the couch while watching children's cartoons.
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>>53351291
I'd rather eat the girl's ass personally
>>
>>53359930
>not liking moms
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>>53342245
>Ahnold_Schwarzenegger_It's_not_a_tumor.jpg
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>>53365558
Do you go outside often?
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>>53363014
>the Japanese have shit taste
>Darkness is described to have prominent abs repeatedly in the LN
>nearly all official art shows her without any muscles
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>>53370481
ronry nipnong NEETS don't appreciate visible strength in women. If the series was marketed more prominently towards American audiences, she might at least have swimmer tier abs in the art.
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>>53370547
Yikes.

That's why you wear your helmet, kids.
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>>53370537
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>>53370555
Scars are hot, broheim.
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>>53370560
Potentially, but being able to see someone's teeth through their cheek isn't exactly a conventional sign of attractiveness.
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>>53370574

I look at her and see a girl who really like ballroom dancing.
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>>53370637
...?

Is that a euphemism for something, now?
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>>53370670
No clue m8, that wasn't
>>53370560
me.
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>>53370523
>If the series was marketed more prominently towards American audiences, she might at least have swimmer tier abs in the art
Doubt it.
At least we'll always have Mikasa.
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>>53345379
you sound like a fag and your shit's all tarded
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>>53359901
>Medieval character
>breast implants
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>>53370555
A helmet doesn't guarantee cheek guards
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>>53361510
depends on common physical activity. With dwarves I think their tendency towards being strong comes from working with metal and stone. Elf/Halfling don't do those things and tend to be more agile just due to their environment.
>>
this thread needs more musclegirl trolls and orks

Considering I'm wanting to play one my next shadowrun campaign
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>>53376010
Its at image limit anon. Either let it die or make a new thread.
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>>53376107
>image limit
Fuck. I always spot the good threads as they writhe on their deathbed.
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>>53362110
If all it takes to get a woman is two goats than I'll be getting three of them.

I seriously wish the West (America) kept to the practice of arranged marriages.
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>>53339351
> tfw GM did that to my pc, right to left
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>>53376107
>>53376116

You guys make a compelling argument.

New thread: >>53378440
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>>53360181

There is a second page? links?
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>>53370547
Oh shit, this pic fits so good to one race in my homebrew setting. Like, resembalance is so big that it's actually uncanny.
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>>53348126
I thought poltards said that Disney was one of the Jews' greatest weapons. Do they just make shit up to suit their current agenda/meme of the week?
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>>53344146
I like this.
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>>53381934
/pol/tards are so stupid they think /tg/ is /pol/, anon. How much stupidity do you have to see first hand before you realize all /pol/tards are fucking idiots?
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>>53373397
>you cant dress up medieval if you have breast implants
>>
>you will never be a prince who is rescued by an amazon mercenary
>you will never then hire her as your personal bodyguard
>you will never slowly fall in love after she repeatedly saves you
>you will never elope with her and retire to a small cottage in the middle of nowhere
>you will never have numerous children with her
Why even live?
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>>53383931
What's the point of being a prince if you can't make your fiancee a princess?
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>>53341400
Is... Is that literal white knighting?
>>
>>53376417
It would be okay with some caveats. There are still dating services out in the real world Anon. So long as you live in a large city...
>>53388770
No. As stated earlier there is a second lewd page that implies the two knew each other. It is more like "my childhood friend/crush is about to be murdered by some hicks".
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