Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1506: Hungry and Cold Edition

>>53325224
For items, maybe price by utility or value of items in universe. I know everyone has a home, but that doesn't mean a mansion is worth less than a single rare fruit that can be counteracted by Peptobismol. I understand if you can't find replacements though, so quantity is a quality all it's own. Maybe a faster replacement or just whatever tree the fruits grow on would help balance it.

RBtG's meta in the interjump balance sense in that it's both dependent on previous jumps and defangs the work of other jumpmakers post-hoc, which means it ideally would be taken in a specific order.

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>>53325203
Long as you have the CP to pay for it.

>>53325328
I didn't. Thanks.

>>53319781
Sure. Your crown will probably just turn into fire, though?

>>53323094
>Can we import a weapon for Worthy Weapon, or import a crown for the Flames of Regency and Crown of Allurement?
Yup.

>Also, does the Worthy Weapon granting the benefits of Elder God Hybrid do anything if you've already bought that as a perk?
Probably. It's unclear exactly how much Thor actually benefits from using Mjolnir passively, but there's probably some diminishing returns. Also that's just a way of saying it enhances your strength and Domains. May just change it to say that instead for syai g it grants you EGH.

>And if you god of magic with Domain, combined with Skyfather (and possibly Elder God Hybrid), would there be much point to buying Sorcerous Schooling?
Probably not, at that point. Save that you'd likely already have learned to invoke other beings for power.

>>53325386
Jumpmaker is Manyfist, actually.

>>53325525
>Jumpmaker is Manyfist
whoopsie. lemme try again.

hey
Manyfist
can you tell me what changed in the new version of Arrowverse?
please and thank you

>>53325525
Why did Jane even need to hit her? She gave up. Wasn't Jane a medical doctor too? Why is she so punchy?

Seriously, it's shit like that that makes me feel like Aaron is writing so shit on purpose.

>>53325636
It's pretty obvious that he is. It's just hard to tell if he's pants-on-head retarded about grrl power or if he's gone to full parody.

Actually, shouldn't hitting an opponent who surrendered serve to make you unworthy to wield Mjolnir?

>>53325636
>Why is she so punchy?
Because depicting women as overly willing to escalate to physical violence is perfectly fine. But remember that toxic masculinity means that men solving problems with violence is problematically patriarchal.

>>53325525
>Surrenders
>Hits them anyway
Why?

>>53325525
So would taking the Domains of Swords and Darkness make All-Black stronger? Also FemThor is worse then I thought.

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>>53325636
Because, despite all of its pandering, Marvel is still primarily written by average white dudes who don't even understand what the groups they're trying to pander to want.

>>53325657
>Actually, shouldn't hitting an opponent who surrendered serve to make you unworthy to wield Mjolnir?
Mjolnir has been reconned to be powered and controlled by a feminine cosmic superstorm now. So what Odin thinks is worthy doesn't matter.

And on top of that, Odin is currently being portrayed as a caricature of a misogynistic wife beater, so that would probably be "worthy" now anyway.

>>53325674
That's up to fanwank. I'd say it would probably just make you better at wielding it if anything.

>>53325525
>Yup.
Nice. Gotta import my spear for that then. Also the crown's getting even more ridiculous and firey.

>Probably. It's unclear exactly how much Thor actually benefits from using Mjolnir passively, but there's probably some diminishing returns. Also that's just a way of saying it enhances your strength and Domains. May just change it to say that instead for syai g it grants you EGH.
Ah, fair enough.

>Probably not, at that point. Save that you'd likely already have learned to invoke other beings for power.
Alright, nice. That saves me the cost of the perk, while still going Drop-In or Warrior.

>>53325798
>A gamer-gate reference
Jesus Fucking Christ.

>>53325798
why does it hurt make the bad comics go away

>>53325798
>comics really are this stupid right now

Holy fuck it's a good thing I'm almost done with Marvel because I'd have fucking murdered the gods for allowing this shit, otherwise.

>>53326089
Meanwhile, in the same universe, the only person being portrayed as mildly competent in the current Secret Empire event is literally a nazi.

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>>53325888
Good taste. Flaming heads are cool.

>>53325924
Marvel's still hip, anon! He may be almost 80 years old, but he still knows what the kids today think is bangin'.

>>53326049
It really just pains me to see it happen. Marvel's like an old friend who got rabies and is slowly and senselessly choking to death on their own saliva in a hospital bed caked with their own sweat and excrement. There's no dignity in their death and it hurts to watch.

>>53326089
The gods are suffering as much as everyone else, anon.

>>53326142
He literally isn't. Cap is/was trying to remove the Nazi influence from Hydra. That's part of why he kill the Red Skull.

>>53326162
Is Jean supposed to be mindraping Iceman into being gay or is this just really poorly put together?

>>53326162
>That art
>That reveal
Holy fuck what is going on did she mindfuck him into being gay or something?

>>53326162
...How many of these pics do you have?

>>53326162

Is it this one or DC where God just straight up disappeared and only a shatter in the fabric of reality was in his place?

>>53326204
That is one of the ongoing theories.

>>53326162
going to image maybe its safe there

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All this god talk makes me wonder if Marvel Loki is the type of guy to see another Trickster God and challenge them to a trick off.

I mean, I don't know Marvel Loki very well but it's a thing I'm wondering. for a friend. the friend is me.

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>>53326271
.....That was not the image I was intending to use.

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>>53326290

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>>53326203
>>53326204
Bobby was dating Bendis' waifu, so Bendis had Jean reveal that he's secretly been gay this whole time. So secretly, in fact, that Bobby actually had no idea!

>>53326205
I don't know. Suffice to say that it's a big number.

>>53326212
DC/Vertigo.

Though God in Marvel is literally Stan Lee/Jack Kirby manifest in the comics. So I guess you could say that he's gone now, too.

>>53326271
Until recently Loki had been consumed and defined by his hatred of Thor that prevented him from being a proper Trickster. Which is why he committed ego-suicide. So he'd be more likely to stab you in the back and try to use your corpse to kill Thor.

>>53326290
Nika, are there canon male "magical girls" in the Yuki yuna jump?

>>53326324
Oh, Kitty Pryde and Bendis. Say no more. I;m surprised Bobby lived through it. Then again he's not Hawkeye.

>>53326290
Seems to be happdnong to a lot of people lately.


Anyobe have thr finished marvel magic jump or is it still a wip?

>>53326324
>real world events in boring old baseline earth have profound implications for this multiverse of absolute insanity

Huh.

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How do I become an Eldritch Horror beyond imagination and reason?

>>53326290
>Trickster god turns tricks
Seems tight to me.

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>>53326332
No. They've all been girls, but I don't like forcing people to have boobs if they don't want any which is why I made it optional.

>>53326324
YEOW GODS thanks for the warning

>>53325523
Items: Those are some good thoughts. I'll see what I can do.

RBtG: I see your point. Is there any way to make it more acceptable? I really like the option, so I'd like to find a way to keep it if possible.

A couple ideas I have to solve it are to basically give alternate options for the ghost's origin; the ghost could also be someone from your original (real) life or a person from within the current setting (the reasoning being that you are the reincarnation of an old friend they used to have).

>>53326384
Jump Lovecraft, it's one of the background options.

>>53326420
Ah... but Anon. I don't want to be a mere Shoggoth, I want to become a much greater God. Can you not help me with that?

>>53326324

Would it be right to just go full nazi and gun down everything?

>>53326384
Do you mind if I tell you what I did?

Go to lovecraft and be become a shoggoth

Go to evangelion amd become an angel

Merge the two altforms somehow, I use final form

Now go to zendikar and buy all the lerks that make you an eldrazi

Lastely go to overlord and become a overlord lich, they have a passive skill that can allow them to toggle a madness field around them.

You could boost this by becoming a kami in kamigawa if you want but after this you can survive most places and drive stuff crazy with your looks as well as shapeshift. Does this help?

>>53326445
That kind of god is something you become just by being an old enough jumper, since you'll be so many things and with so many competing perks and with so many stacks you just break mortal minds. I don't think there's an origin that starts you at that level by itself.

>>53326324
>More worthy than you

>>53326384
Zendikar, Creepypasta, Cabin in the Woods, Adventure Time, Hellsing, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Kamigawa, Primal Rage, Lovecraft, Evangelion

>>53326464
You have my thanks, Anon. Most guiding.

>>53326411
Those are good options, and I'm sure the first would be very much appreciated. I mean, the pissed off ghost of your actual dead grandpa is still a little strange to offer someone, but it does solve the issue with stepping on other jumpmakers toes. If it's just the ghost of someone in-setting you'd have to cut the price way down, but it'd solve everything.

I'd wait for more people than me to lodge complaints before editing the option, though. I'm not exactly the sharpest brick in the sea.

>>53326324
>more worthy to be thor than thor
THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS AND YOU KNOW IT.

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>>53326351
Yeah. Marvel is basically Bendis' magical realm.

>>53326365
It's not finished, but it is jumpable.

>>53326378
Weird, huh?

>>53326396
Yeah.

>>53326461
Canada already tried.

>>53326588
This was actually /pseudo/-justified in that it was during Axis when everyone's morality and alignment got all jumbled. Carnage was a chivalrous good guy who sacrificed his life (I think) for instance.

>>53326573
Well, my thought was offering both options, so that it could potentially link to past jumps but offer an alternate approach that does not require going to other settings first; that way it's more of a personal choice and doesn't make it so that you have to go through jumps in a certain order. Or would the continued inclusion of that not work?

>>53326701
Yeah, best to just do it that way, at least for now.

>>53326627
>PreteenTamponUprisingEdition
Somebody posted a pic of that girl threatening that cop the other day.
What's her deal? Mutant? Inhuman? Freak accident?

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>>53326627
>Carnage was a chivalrous good guy who sacrificed his life (I think) for instance.

Carnage is a good girl just like I told all of you and she would do anything to protect Cassidy

>>53326627
If you import a weapon into the Soulsword, does it also become incapable of harming mundane stuff?

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>>53326627
And got Spiderman to promise to put up a gold statue of himself holding the confederate flag with Lynyrd Skynyrd playing constantly.

>>53326781
That doesn't sound immoral at all.

>>53326781
And you say that like it's a bad thing?

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>>53326717
I dunno, haven't actually read that one. I think it's from Mockingbird?

>>53326721
Yes, yes, your goo waifu is best girl, anon.

>>53326725
Yeah. Meant to make a note of that.

>>53326781
Right, forgot about that. Carnage and Deadpool were great in Axis – almost made it worth the whole Scarlet Witch debacle.

>>53326837
Saving the world has waaaaaaaaay more moral weight to it than being racist. Which is what Carnage did when he sacrificed himself iirc.
>>53326847
Hell no. It's fucking hilarious.

>>53326871
>Having southern pride automatically means you're racist.
Okay, yankee boy.

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>>53326868
>Yes, yes, your goo waifu is best girl, anon.

You know it cracker jack

>>53326871
>Carnage is rascist
Get out you fucking yankee

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>>53326871
>Which is what Carnage did

Venom please go, you are a home wrecking whore and worst symbiotefu

>>53327022
>>53327077
>>53327078
>>53327095
>>53327100
>Talking about politics on the Internet.
WELP.
This thread was fun while it lasted. Thanks for ruining it 60 post in. You guys are the cancer killing our threads.

You know, seeing all this stupid shit Marvel's doing really shouldn't be bothering me as much as it is, but...it is.

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>politics
Please guys, let's not.
In a desperate attempt to avoid the incoming catastrophe I'll just ask.

Jumpers! Have you ever held a political office? How did it go?

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Best way to store lots of food indefinitely?

Best way to store lots of material indefinitely?

>>53327187
Harry Potter Stasis Charms

Harry Potter Expansion Charms on chests, then putting the material in the chests.

Harry Potter Magic is King when it comes to Utility.

Rolled 217 (1d816)

Rolling for thread's jump.

>>53327121
>>53327161
Yes. The American culture war is fruitless and ruins fun things. So please let's not have a kerfuffle here.

Actually, this makes me wonder. Do political and other events in this world affect the future of the mundane generics? Like for instance, Generic Game Developer lets you start in 2030. If WWIII occurs in this world between now and 2030, could you end up in a post-apocalyptic wasteland instead of what the jump was supposed to be about?

>>53327177
of the last ~25% of my chain, most of it is spent in varying forms of nation-building
things generally went well, but I seemed to spend more effort making sure things didn't collapse post-jump than actually governing

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>>53327177
Tribal God isn't normally a political position.

>>53327161
I just want people like you to stop dragging life in here and screeching about it.
Both sides look exactly the same to me, and I hate you all.
I come here to get away from the knowledge of how fucked and powerless I am, not to wallow in it.

>>53327177
I plan on holding some sort of office in X-men.
Probably not president, not right away, but that's the end goal.
I'll also be running openly as a mutant, and I'll see if I can't convince JFK to reveal his mutant status too.

>>53327177
My neighbor is the county clerk. Talk about a depressed motherfucker...

>>53327227
That depends on if you think the post-apocalypse doesn't still need video games. Admittedly, it's a smaller market, but there's also less competition.

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>>53327223
Exalted: The Infernals! Let's talk about that! Please for the love of Adorjan let's talk about anything other than the current subject.

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>Thread devolves into /pol/ again
>"I know I'll post a wip of my jump to grab their attention!
>Take look at my dusty google doc
>skeleton.jpg
>Go back to procrastinating on 4chan

What jumps have perks to be inmune to petrification and being sealed by the way?

>>53327227
If WWIII occurs between now and 2030 we have bigger worries than what the jumps world would be like. Also, I'll say it's up to you, although making video games might be a bit more difficult after nuclear war

>>53327284
>>53327223
Exalted is trash, I'd rather just the thread devolve into shitposting than talk about this garbage setting.

>>53327237
>making sure things didn't collapse post-jump than actually governing
How do you even do that? Usually I just cheat and make an Innistrad Archangel to look after things after I'm gone.

>>53327177
I was Prime Minister of Japan in Evangelion, and helped support NERV against the Angels, while also helping Kaji investigate SEELE and Gendo. I managed to help prevent Third Impact, as well as assist in the dismantling of SEELE, and when all was said and done I presented the pilots and command staff of NERV (aside from Gendo, who was arrested) with medals for their service. Asuka seemed like she would burst with pride, Shinji was happy and a little embarrassed, and even Rei gave a small smile.

Just As Planned.

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>>53327284
Did you know, that TED is a massive cunt?

>>53327177
When I do hold office it usually involves me rounding up and throwing a ridiculous majority of politicians into prison before instituting a completely autonomous system of government run by a network of AIs which calculate public consensus via information-gathering nanomachines injected into the bodies of everyone with the right to vote. The AIs look at a problem, generate some solutions, pull a bunch of data from the nanomachines, process their circumstances and opinions into a vote, and then execute the result.

Quick, clean, zero concerns for corruption. It took a few tries to work the Skynet out of some of it but it's done a good job thus far.

>>53327223
>>53327284
Friendly reminder that if you don't take the Love of Adorjan drawback and buy the mysterious red-headed girl as a familiar you are jumping wrong.

>>53326627
I know the weakness to mental stuff is obviously canon, but when has the Juggernaut been weak to soul stuff and magic? Especially since he's buffed by magic.

>>53327177
I eventually got elected to Chief Representative of the United Orb Emirates in Gundam SEED. I spent my time in office trying to convince the nation to change its name, because we were clearly not an emirate. We barely even had any Muslims, why would there be emirs there? It's the fucking South Pacific, 90% of the country's population is Japanese expatriates.

>>53327187
>Best way to store lots of material indefinitely?
Cosmoline.

>>53327407
What did you change the name to?

>>53327303
Well, at least not collapse immediately. Sooner or later the respective peoples have to take SOME responsibility to govern themselves.
But it's mainly 3 things
>Buttload of teaching perks for potential successors
>Using accrued knowledge and experience to create a better system of government, which doesn't rely on its leaders being demigods
>Social engineering to encourage good-faith support of said system

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>>53325576
1.) Added Nuclear Physiology aka Firestorm's power.
2.) Relaxed Vibe's restrictions post jump a bit. They can vibe through space-time but only on the same dimension. This probably gonna get relaxed soon. I have to fight myself over it.
3.) Gave Savitar like ability to Speedsters to basically run so fast you rip open up a short-lived wormhole between once place to another. Its like appearing in multiple places at once.

When Barry & Jay were fighting Savitar aka Future Barry Allen , Barry & Jay were getting tossed around like a rag doll. Cisco was tracking Barry, he was appearing in multiple places at same time as Savitar dragged Barry from one end the city to the other end, toss him up against a wall before repeating. The travel time between was like wormhole is depicted in the media.
4.) Added WaveyRider aka Waverider knockoff.
5.) Added Carptoic Teleportation aka Mirror Travel. Its Mirror Master's power, he's a Metahuman in Arrowverse.

Things I'm gonna change when Arrowverse stuff ends for the season:

1.) Add any Metahuman abilities that aren't covered already. I know there's a few that appear in S3.
2.) Allow dimensional & time travel. They use it so much that its pointless to deny it post-Jump.
3.) Add Savitar's suit or a batch of frictionless metal, so you can make your own. Savitar basically made power armor to protect himself from his own power. His speed is so great his body can't handle it.
4.) Start working on Supergirl Jump, whenever S2 hits Netflix.

>>53327480
thanks for answering
>Start working on Supergirl Jump
yayy!

>>53327177
Does "leader of the space UFF" in the "BELKA IS RISING AGAIN" scenario in the Nanoha jump count? We were fighting like it was the Troubles, with bombings and drive-bys all day erryday. Great fun, unless you were the TSAB who had to handle two angry terrorist groups going at it, and we were even on their side.

>>53327478
>>53327303
oh yeah, good perks for each of those
>Rogue perkline from Worm lets you boost competence in your underlings at an astronomical rate
>Alpha Centauri leaders have the understanding to make idealized versions of their government type
>Assassin's Creed bloodline powers let you create self-perpetuating norms

>>53327453
The United Principality of Orb. We had princes, so it wasn't too big a change after I explained to the populace that it was functionally the same thing. Just, you know, not inexplicably declaring that we're an Islamic state. I don't understand how it happened. A large portion of the population is made of Coordinators. They're supposed to be genetically engineered to have super-intelligence, how did they miss this?

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>>53327356
That makes it too hard to get the other Yozi to open up their charm trees, what with all the pain and death and having to yell over the screams.
>YOU NEED TO GIVE US YOUR CHARMS SO WE CAN FREE YOU.
>LOOK, JUST IGNORE THE ALL FLAYING DEATH WIND. NO! WAIT! COME BACK!
>MALFEAS DAMN IT, ADORJAN!

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>>53326950
Did you cuck Cletus, anon?

>>53327177
Does painting yourself green and leading a WAAAGH! count?

>>53327356
You're not wrong.

>>53327387
I'm not entirely sure it is, but for the version you buy in the jump you're somewhat weak to it when the forcefield gets popped. You're not an exact replica anyway, the perk is just inspired by Jugs.

>>53327177
I was head of the Humanity Self-Defense Force in the Ultraman Jump for about 20 years, does that count?

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>>53327177
In West Wing I was the Foreign Ambassador to Germany. I mostly used it as an excuse to get really drunk while insulting everyone's taste in beer. Then I would drink their beer. And then I would insult it again. It was a lot of fun.

In Metal Wolf Chaos I was the prepubescent daughter of RICHARD HAWK, and as his little girl, was elevated to the status of Vice President, because why the fuck not that makes total sense right.
I, RICHARD HAWK's DAUGHTER, mostly got driven around to places by a chauffer to gain access to places a little girl should not be allowed to be in, like high security military bases and armament storage, stole, like, a bunch of plans and schematics, sat on tables and kicked my feet while asking scientists "WHAT'CHYA DOOOOIN'?", and cried and told Michael Wilson not to hurt my daddy over a hijacked com system, which distracted him for like two seconds before RICHARD HAWK launched a missile salvo at his face. He lived. Michael, I mean. The plot went off prettymuch as is, I just got front row seats to the whole thing and a GOP gift card.

I am not really good at politics. It's like a potluck, right? I always just buy a couple bags of chips at the gas station for those.

>>53327569
Eh, Adorjan knows how to be silent. You won't have any problems with screams while she's snuffing out all sound.

...Might have your voice stolen by her though.

>>53327572
If you're a god of magic, then take elder god blood, & Skyfather. Would you be a baby-Agomotto/Vishanti?

>>53327522
>space UFF
>BELKA IS RISING AGAIN
So the Belkans were the IRA? What would they sing, "Me Little Device"?

>>53327572
Okay, the magic thing still seems weird though. Also iirc Thor has pretty good resistance to mental and soul stuff. Is that a thing you get as an EGH/God?

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>>53327572
>Did you cuck Cletus, anon?

I would never do that, I got my own symbiote from the ultimate spider jump and when I arrived to marvel I just went around doing heroic things, You know like helping cassidy, making fun of venom, getting upskirt shots, you know hero things

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>>53327572
Couple questions:

What scenario ideas did you have in mind?

What's the most beings anyone has ever used Exo-centric magic to call on power from? I was wondering about using the Second Magic to draw on countless realities' magic like Zelretch's ether cannon.

I'm up to issue #9 of God of Thunder, and it seems the Skyfather force has some correlation to emotion. Since Old Thor was only able to use it after being reinvigorated by the younger Thors showing up again, am I interpreting it right that confidence and other positive emotions tend to make it stronger?

What would something made out of the Skyfather energy manifested as a physical material be likely capable of?

>>53327569
Just run into Metagaos if you really need to lose her. She doesn't like Metagaos, he ate the comfort out of silence.

>>53327177
I became president that one time. My cabinet consisted of two Old Ones and a hellgoddess. Nothing big changed really, apart from pollution disappearing after we started dumping it all into a local hell. One that PAID us in demonic artifacts because it was one of those ironic filth hells, so-good deal all round.

Oh, and while I actually hold no OFFICIAL high office in Yu-Shan as the chairprimordial of the Renovation (Me, SWLIHN, Cecelyne, Szoreny, Cytherea and Oramus' little think tank on how to save Creation) and first among equals of the Thing Heretical (which is basically a gentleman's club for Devil-Tigers only; we're still debating whether that guy who made his Lunar mate into one of his honorary subsouls should let her into the premises) I do have other people to do that for me by proxy. I'm too busy with the important backroom deals for Creation's high offices.

>>53327245
>he doesn't vote for Nunyunni, God of Mammoths, so that rat bastard Huukyuk the Terror Bird God won't devour his entire chicken coup again

#Nunyunni2018

>>53327740
We need the Terror Bird God on our side, or the red bear tribe will kill us all and fuck our goats as they eat our corpses. The God of Mammoths can't protect us against their stone-tipped spears, stop voting against your economic interests!
#HuukyukForever

>>53325525
>Sure. Your crown will probably just turn into fire, though?
Would something like a flaming/molten crown also be valid? Like, if you imported those Eldrazi things into it?

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>>53327572
...Would the Warehouse count as a pocket dimension you could feed to Hell Lord?

If so, could I then make portals/use the Warehouse key to enter it? ...And how do you enter and exit it by default?

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>>53327656
I mean, you could take Oshtur as your mother and literally be Agomotto's brother.

>>53327673
Probably. Gods in general tend to be more resistant to taht type of stuff. Though Thor has been mindfucked before, most notably by Enchantress... or was it Lorelei? May have been both.

Also, a lot of Thor's comes frim having shounen levels of willpower.

>>53327702
Well. Carry on, then.

>>53327740
>What scenario ideas did you have in mind?
Let's see. I think the ideas were something where you have to defend reality in Strange's stead, something to do with the War of the Seven Spheres, something based on Ragnarok, and... there were one or two others, but they've slipped my mind. Any ideas?

>What's the most beings anyone has ever used Exo-centric magic to call on power from? I was wondering about using the Second Magic to draw on countless realities' magic like Zelretch's ether cannon.
Like, at once? Honestly dunno, sorry. I don't think there's a real hard limit so long as you can handle it and the beings are amenable.

>am I interpreting it right that confidence and other positive emotions tend to make it stronger?
Eh. Who knows? Like you said a couple of threads ago, it tends to just serve as a plot device. Fluctuating with your own mental state makes sense, though. I think there was something similar about it back in the Ragnarok arc, too.

Speaking of which, I'd recommend you look into reading it too. It has some stuff with Thor repeating Odin's sacrifices to gain better rune magic that I think you'd find interesting. But it occurs to me that I don't think it was actually called the Ragnarok arc and that that was something else. I think it was related to Avengers: Disassembled if you decide to look into it.

>What would something made out of the Skyfather energy manifested as a physical material be likely capable of?
Dunno. Probably be a good magical conductor. Also the Odinforce is sapient – up to you if yours is, too.

>>53327958
He isn't very good at the 'good guy' thing is he?

>>53327808
The option makes it look like the Flames of Regency. I guess maybe you could use magic to shape it into a molten crown or something?

>>53327860
Gonna say no, sorry. Though I did decide that the Seedbed was probably a valid import for Dimension Lord dimension. So Warehouse ATTACHMENTS would probably work?

>>53327958
No idea why that pic is spoilered.

>>53327209
Just don't bother with people who are willfully stupid in the future.

>>53327958
>Here I come to save the day!
Why did I read that in the most bombastically hammy gay voice ever?

>>53327990
>The option makes it look like the Flames of Regency. I guess maybe you could use magic to shape it into a molten crown or something?
Ah, okay. Would it still retain its solidity, though? Like, more solid flames?

I'm having trouble finding a pic of a short, svelte woman with really long, black hair. Like butt-length at least.

I just keep getting super busty titty monsters.

>>53327284
Didn't Mardukth leave or something?

>>53327221
Why aren't Harry Potter invisibility enchantments permanent, Anon? You can make everlasting fire, so why not invisibility?

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>>53327986
It could probably have gone better.

>>53327996
Maybe youre projecting. Should probably get a psychic to tell you if you're gay or not.

>>53328027
Sorry anon, but that's not really what the option's for.

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>>53328044
Nah, I'm just being really slow for now. I'll have something new written... at some point.

>>53328048
They don't have invisibility enchantments, invisibility cloaks are made from the hair of an animal. The closest they have to invisibility enchantments is something that makes you kinda-sorta see-trough.

>>53328080
>pic
I bet that was just a couple engaging in some rape play or something, right?

>>53327958
What bonuses would you get from being a babby of Cthon, Oshtur, or Set?

>>53327958
Are perks the same regardless of where in the timeline you start? Like, starting later won't make the Penance Stare ineffective against Frank Castle?

>>53328048
Because nobody can hide from death forever (except the third son)

>>53328102
Demiguises then... Okay, I can work around that, I think.

>>53328080
Aight, then. I'll see if I can merge it with something from another jump. Thanks anyway, interesting jump.

>>53327958
>>53328080
>pics
Jesus H. Christ, this might be the best thing Marvel has ever made?
What's this comic called?

Hmm... Something's wrong. The SBers haven't started to wanker Marvel Magic yet... Someone should make sure they're okay. Because they already started before it was even jumpable.

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>>53328118
>Hiding from Death
Why tho?

>>53327702
Cassidy never gets carnage in ult spi man. Carnage is kinda like a plague therebut mary jane gets him.

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What happens after you become Tom Cruse?

also got any good kino suggestions?

>>53328080
Just how much of a Hell Lord does Hell Lord make you?

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>>53327990
>Though I did decide that the Seedbed was probably a valid import for Dimension Lord dimension. So Warehouse ATTACHMENTS would probably work?
>mfw

>>53328044
It was InNomine that left, not Mardukth

>>53328031
>I just keep getting super busty titty monsters.
The universe is trying to show you what is best in life

>>53328250
RED NO

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>>53328195
>Cassidy never gets carnage in ult spi man. Carnage is kinda like a plague therebut mary jane gets him.

I will offer Carnage the chance for her to join me and my hobo companions.Thanks anon I never really got into ultimate spider man.

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>>53327958
Fair enough, thanks.

Scenario ideas...all that comes to mind is something based on the 2005 Defenders run except Strange wasn't available to put a team together. So you gotta be a bad enough dude to put together a team of dudes bad enough to take down Dormammu (and Umar).

I tried looking for it but I couldn't find a complete scan and will agonise over that missing issue #81

>>53327788
Fool, why do you think The King of Carrion Princes even bothers with goatfuckers that far outside his hunting grounds? He only wants to eat the dead of BOTH our peoples when the battles done! It's the widows and orphans who suffer first once the corpse market crashes again!

#NotMyDeity

>>53327618
>get really drunk while insulting everyone's taste in beer. Then I would drink their beer. And then I would insult it again

Yep, that's politics alright.

>>53328250
..remember the big problem with the Bed of Chaos was it started to mutate-eat everything near it?

Yeah.

Cool it, you hothead

>>53328309
Doesn't really fit the image I want to project, though.

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Jump # 104 Warhammer Fantasy – Ogres
Origin: Man eater (0)
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Tribe: Sons of the Mountain
Perks:
*Ogre traits (0)
*Kissing Cousins (0)
*Look who’s coming to dinner (0)
*It’s Music I swear (0)
In Golgfag’s Footsteps (100, Discount)
*Motley Crew (100, Discount)
*A product of Countless Cultures (200, Discount)
*A Life of the Legends (300, Discount)
*Lean and Green (100)
Companions
*Import X 4 (200)
Drawbacks:
*Vegetarian (+ 100)

(I know absolutely nothing here)

So this was not a fun Decade. I hated being an Ogre, being ugly (even if we looked more human than most Ogres) Tamamo didn’t adjust well to the form either, we hated it. My other wives seemed to take it alright after a period of adjustment. She-of-fair-Eyes was also disgusted by her adopted parents form; Makoto was Sympothetic. She-of-fair-Eyes tried to comfort us but I could see our form filled her with a mixture of revulsion and anger. We spent most of our time with her in alternate forms.

We took to traveling as a small mercenary band. People were surprised to find that we had principles and hygiene; This made us popular with some clients and closed off some jobs for us with others.

During our time there we were hired to protect a town that was being overrun by agents of chaos. I admit I underestimated the chaos of this world. Had I known then…

(to be continued)

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>>53328250
DO NOT.

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>>53328313
RED YES.

Dimension Lord's and Hell Lord's dimensions as the Seedbed. With Sorcerer Semi-Supreme as that. And ALL MANNERS OF FUCKERY AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>53328108
C'mon, anon. He's not THAT bad at it.

>>53328115
Well Chthon has his Chaos Magic, so you'd probably get something like that along with serious daddy issues and him trying to use you to pull a Trigon. Set tends to be pretty similar, but more to do with black magic in general.

Oshtur is associated with white and defensive magic and sometimes skies and light.

>>53328116
Yeah.

>>53328141
Sure thing.

>>53328163
Axis: Carnage, iirc.

>>53328210
...Tree fiddy?

>>53328330
Well as it turns out We drew some attention to ourselves, some from the very forces of chaos that we were to fight. Unfortunately they were able to feel the chaos of the Wyld within Makoto. It intrigued them.

Being exalteds we thought our kids could handle anything the world threw at them… we were fools.
Apparently there was a traitor amongs the town. They managed to lure Makoto out and drug her and abduct her while we were off fighting.

The first to find out was She-of-fair-Eyes and she went after her destined mate.

She went blindly after Makoto furious. By the time we found out and got to them She-of-fair-Eyes was already long gone. The forces of chaos were about to attack the town … If we left to rescue them the town would fall… They were our daughters though.

By the time we tracked the forces of chaos back to their layer She of fair Eyes had been badly injured and captured by the Chaos Warlock. She was being used as leverage to get Makoto to explain about the moonsilver tattoos and how to undo them.

We fell upon them with a righteous rage that only a parent protecting their children can know. A band of 5 ogres and two human companions took the better part of an army and won. We saved our Daughters but the town fell as a result of us not being there.

Many people died because I was too foolish to properly protect my own kids.

>>53328250
>>53328313
>>53328341
>>53328338
DO IT!

>>53328341
YOU FOOL, YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!

>>53328341
YOU FOOL, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO!

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>>53326627
I love that perk, thanks for making this awesome jump

Now to pick up speed-force and run over things for the rest of my jump

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>>53328338
>>53328320
>>53328359
>>53328385
>>53328414
>tfw people say you're going out of control
NO. I WILL NOT COOL IT. IN FACT I WILL MAKE IT WORSE.

The Time-Accelerated Spirit Garden from GX? Double Cross' Orcus stuff? Deity Lakes from TDG? GemCraft shit? THE HELHEIM SLICE FROM GAIM? IT'S ALL GOING INSIDE.

And then it shall truly be a Hell of my own design.

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>>53328250
Oh boy! What's your plan now?

>>53328320
Could work.

>spoiler
I'd offer you mine, but it's been years since I read it and I think it probably got deleted at some point.

>>53328341
I thought you already did that?

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>>53328433
OH GOD

BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYONE

THE GREAT HAPPENING IS UPON US

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>>53328433

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>>53328436
>Hercules straight

I think you're stretching it there Jean.

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>>53328427
>Juggernaut with the Speedforce
Well. That's certainly an idea.

>>53328493
That's the joke.

>>53328346
Yeah, but does it make you comparable to Magik, Satannish, Mephisto? How much oomph, nigga.

>>53328346
So, is the Odin-Force used as a huge expendable mana source, or is it more like adding some bricks to your sack? Does it only apply to the native magic?

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>>53328511
I know.

>>53328494
>Sometimes women are just plain better than men
Oh god, is he gay too? WHAT THE FUCK MARVEL

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>>53328494
>>53328584

Not yet, Black Tom is just an Irish Homie

>>53328584
Everyone is Bi in the Marvel-verse or gay. There's no straight folks.

>>53328433
At this point I gotta ask, what happens if you make a Lockseed out of the Helheim fruit, from your amazing garden, and use it to transform?

>>53327284
>Exalted: The Infernals! Let's talk about that!
It has an update coming, with more prayer strips!
What do you think they should be?

What else do you want in the update?

>>53328697
>What else do you want in the update?
Mardukth's Letter of Resignation. Or at least our nearest equivalent.

>>53328433
>TDG
What's that?

>>53328728
Only if we get yours too.

>>53328755
You want a random anon to stop posting? Hmm, I'll consider it. It's not like this is the best use of my time, anyway.

>>53328676
I have absolutely NO IDEA.

>>53328753
Tales of Demons and Gods.

>>53328482
>>53328484
Naw. It's not really anything special compared to what a lot of people can do in all honesty. This is just me being a goofball. It'd prolly be worse with the whole 'use EVO evolution stuff in it' but eh.

>>53328436
Yes, and the cincher will be using Masters of Magic's 'I Am The Fortress' on it.

>>53328697
The funposter in me hopes he adds a prayer strip whose effect amounts to booty calling Ipithymia.

I would like to see more Hellstriders. At least one for each background, and then a bunch more undiscounted ones to round everything out. Hell, maybe some Yozi aligned ones that are made solely out of a specific Primordial's demons. My dream is for Jumper and Companions to be able to get a unique Strider of their own and go full Dark Sentai.

And more guns. Surely there's more unique Hellwand-like artifacts than the Wand of Dragon's Breath. And body part replacements, like the Arm of the Anathema and the Heart of Green Iron. If Jumper can be even half as metal as an Alchemical out of the gate, I'll be a happy camper.

>>53328817
>I have absolutely NO IDEA.

Shit, now I feel strangely heartbroken...

>>53328817
Thanks.

>>53326627
For Unstoppable Force, what's the amount of damage necessary to dispel the mystic force field? And how much can we tank without it? Could we tank a nuke?

>>53328697
A flying infernal pirate ship!

>>53328436
I feel like Forgemaster is a bit lackluster compared to the other 600CP perks. I mean, it basically says that you can make pretty neat swords, and maybe branch out to other mechanical stuff. Do you have any examples of what you'd be able to do with it? Because it currently seems like Artifact Savant for example blows it out of the water.

>>53328209
You get platform shoes, 'cause, hell man, you are tiny and really insecure about it.

You also might want to avoid Opera Winfrey. You might spaz out and make a mockery of yourself on live tv.

>>53328942
Mjolnir was used to hit someone so hard it created a mini-wormhole.

>>53328975
So it could be used to create stuff like Mjolnir? Because, and maybe that's just me, it currently doesn't really read like that.

>>53328803
Goodbye, random anon. Even with you gone, I'm sure it'll be as it you are still with us.
Don't let the metaphorical door hit you on the way out.

Debating whether to import my Inner World for Dimension Lord as opposed to my Pocket Realm from Creepypasta. On one hand, I'm not too thrilled with the "bigger on the inside except not" bullshit going on with the Inner World, and especially not with having a soul that acts like that. It's fucking weird, desu. On the other, being part of my soul should mean that my Inner World benefits from many aspects of my nature and a significant portion of my considerable defenses; however, if I die permanently, then my Inner World will quickly follow suit.

>>53326627
How large is the initial Personal Hell you get before you start feeding warehouse attachments and souls to make it bigger? Large city is pretty vague. Like New York or Tokyo's greater metropolitan area? Does feeding souls mean they cease to exist, or are residents there?

And since you apparently have holo deck powers in your hell, it can be explicitly UN-Hell like, like making it a Azure Skies and Fluffy Cloud Afterlife?

>>53327177
I used Generic Video Game Developer Jump to create a better version a Google a year before Google did. My company became the biggest in the world all while privately owned by me. We did everything from electronics to pharmaceuticals.

Then I ran for President in 2016 as a democrat. My platform was restoring sanity to the left while purging the SJW cancer that had infected it. I also spent time eviscerating the mainstream media for being such pieces of trash.

I won the primaries though it was a bit of a struggle since the establishment was doing all they could to get Hilary as the nominee. I'm pretty sure they almost decided to give her the nomination at the convention even though I had won the primary.

I won the actual election pretty easily since my campaign was focused on actual issues and I spent a lot of time explaining the issues and possible solutions. I also spent time giving educational lectures on various topics. The advance memetic warfare that I employed also helped. Even /pol/ was in awe of the quality and number of shitposts and memes I was unleashing.

>>53328998
Mjolnir was forged by the dwarves of Nidavellir, yes. To be fair, it's pretty much the magnum opus of magical weapons. There's a reason of all the things Doom could've made his Battleworld police force out of, he chose Thors.

So what are some settings with lots of gods no one would miss? I need to feed Blacky he is hungry.

>>53329087
Exalted apparently has a bunch of homeless gods. Nobody cares about the homeless.

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>>53328330
Jump # 105 Warhammer Fantasy – Bretonnia
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Origin: Damsel
Perks:
*Magic – Lore of Beasts (0)
*O fair Maiden (0)
*Moving through the ranks (0)
*Raised by fairies (100, Discount)
*In the Green Glade (200, Discount)
*Prophetess (300, Discount)
*King Maker (300, Discount)
Companions
*Imports X 6 (300)
Drawback:
*Knightly Honor (+200)
Scenario
*For Bretonnia!


Sometimes my job is harder than others. I would not call Bretonnia a peaceful place but it was mostly prosperous. I knew the great lie the people had been fed, I wasn’t happy about it but I was intent on trying to change the plight of the peasants first.

Then the vision came and the full truth was revealed to me… the whole of the evil deeds of the wood elves and their goddess… No longer could I turn a blind eye to things.

It took a bit of doing but with magic I was able to gather some evidence. I found the place they buried the boys at.

I gathered to me my companions and loyal friends whom I could trust and revealed the awful truth. My Those native to this world were shocked and appalled but I showed them what I had found.

(to be continued)

>>53327572
>Did you cuck Cletus, anon?
Yeah, Cletus is a monster and the carnage symbiote would probably be much better off it hadn't started with him.

>>53329069
Oh? Wasn't it forged by Odin in the heart of a star, invoking the power of the Odin-Force?

>>53329134
I had training from my time as a lunar how to manipulate a society and more training in assassinations than I would care to admit to. First I had to deal with the Elven I discreetly captured them, then had Akitsu balefully polymorph them in to animals wiping away their minds

We ensured there were excuses why they were gone and stuck quickly and quietly so that the other spies couldn’t catch on.

Then came time to take on the goddess with my most powerful companions we snuck in to her in to her glade. Unfortunately she was aware of us and it turned in to a war against a goddess. Her strength was formidable but she underestimated my resistance and resolve I jumped through a horrid blast of magic barely surviving and plunged the spear of destiny in to hear heart.

I survived, she didn’t.

With that done it was a tricky matter to keep up the appearances of the goddess being alive but I had the help of the other Damsels. Here my experience with the lunars paid off as I used a mixture of technology, out of context powers, masterful planning and prophetic powers to keep things going as if nothing had changed.

Slowly we began to see to it that the plight of the peasants was addressed and with technology improved their quality of life too was improved.

>>53326627
Would you maybe consider making a scenario that would give you Hell Lord, or at least part of it? I really like the "devour other dimensions" aspect of it, but I really don't have enough CP for it. I mean, it's not something I desperately need either, but it'd just be a bit more aesthetic to merge all my dimensions together than having them exist seperately.

Also, if there's any other option do that, I'd be glad to hear it.

Should I give Doom a Persona?

>>53329156
It kinda varies from retcon to retcon, but I thought the consensus was the dwarfs forged the actual weapon and Odin did the enchantments

>>53329202
You should steal his heart and make him a good guy. Assuming Doom is in one of his evil stages at the time.

>>53329202
No because he would decide Doom is the only persona worthy of Doom, and go about trying to find the Ultimate Persona of himself. And probably succeed through some bullshit

>>53329210
>Odin did the enchantments
I mean, isn't that kind of the most important part in relation to the power and function of Mjolnir?

>>53329228
If that was all it took Asgard would be rolling in Mjolnirs. Gotta have a proper framework, apparently. Else you end up with something "merely" like the Destroyer armour which generally loses when Thor gets serious.

>>53329134
Ravenloft, apparently she doesn't actually kill the boys, just turns them into immortal servants. An anon a few threads posted a link to something talking about it. True, they're now serving Wood Elves as butlers and servants, but they're not dead.

Also, the Lady of the Lake is doing these things for an ultimately good goal: to prepare a new world to fight Chaos. In Warhammer Fantasy, there is a cycle, where a creator god creates a new world, their kids fall to in-fighting, and then Chaos is able to pop in and eventually destroy everything. Her goal is to break that cycle, by creating a new world where her children will become the gods of a new Elven race, while her Grail Knights and Damsels will become the gods of a new human race. Together, they will break the cycle and defeat Chaos. Now, admittedly, she's planning on abandoning...pretty much everyone else to the wrath of Chaos, but then again she's also planning on sacrificing herself for the new world, so...look, I'm not saying she hasn't done terrible things, but killing her is probably not a good idea.

>>53329216
>steal his heart
>nothing happens

>>53328998

By itself the perk is a little underpowered, but combo'ed with stuff its potential grows a lot. I think its not really meant to be used with the warrior background perks as much as with the god perks and the magical materials. But its potentially the best setup for crazy magical item shit.

>>53329156
All of which are kinda offered in jump, just less powerful, so you probably won't get Mjoinir for a few hundreds of thousands of years, but it should make some really good magical items.

>>53326627
I'm not all too familiar with the wider Marvel cosmology. If I took all of the perks of the god tree, where would I sit in terms of power? I assume I wouldn't be able to slap my dick around, comics are bullshit after all, but who would I be able to beat? Preferably in terms of established characters.

>>53329296
>The ends justify the means.

>>53329267
Yeah, but you might "forge" something akin to an "empty" Mjolnir. The thing is probably more than half of its ability has to come from a Skyfather's enchantments. That's plenty impressive, and I'm not the anon saying it sounds underwhelming; but with that in mind Mjolnir might not be the best example for what you can do with that perk.

>>53329216
He's the guy Who Deserves to Rule is based on. I'm not sure if it'd have any effect.

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>>53329309
>a few hundreds of thousands of years

>>53329394
Iirc, I think Cracker said thats how long it would take to be Skyfather level. Or maybe ten thousands? Not sure.

>>53329350
Honestly the FTL longboats would be a better example.

>>53329394
Well, that's what Cracker said was the time needed to come into the full Skyfather powers. Or do you mean something else? I can't even tell if this is supposed to be shitposting desu.

>>53329328
>The ends justify the means.
Jumpers, do the ends justify the means?

>>53329420
I get that. I just don't have a pic that amounts to "Who the fuck cares?" If a perk needs that long to do something you might as well not bother to mention or talk about it in the first place.

>>53329435
Depends on the ends and the means. I won't issue a blanket statement saying they always do, but there are certainly times when they will.

>>53329420
Wha? Nah, Thor said he already had it for way longer than Odin after a mere 10,000 years

>>53329296
First let me say I know nothing of the setting. With that said I went by the scenario and in there. The Scenario might be different from the canon Warhammer source.
That said even if the vision was a lie unfortunately I would be more inclined to believe it than a goddess who is already deceiving everyone.
It's a thing that because I wouldn't know I would act on the information I had, for better or worse.

>>53329435
I mean, that sort of depends, doesn't it? The only reason the Imperium has managed to survive is because they've been willing to do terrible things in the fight against Chaos and other threats. But then again, there's also a lot of stuff they do that doesn't help and in fact screws them over, so again, it depends.

>>53329474
She still actively murders and sabotages, casts into misery, and manipulates everyone up to sabotaging the efforts to save the current world for the sake of her plan. She deserves to die.

>>53329440
Well, you're not exactly wrong. It's just that the other racial origins don't really appeal to me. I'll prbably just spend some time chilling in some accelerated time chamber staring at a wall.

>>53329440
>if a perk takes that long

Just use on of those ways of picking up lots of spare time lying around and spend it on yourself to get to that level

>>53329520
Those are all cheesy to the point where you might as well stop jumping.

>>53329474
That's fair. Just thought I'd let you know.

Also, she still does a lot of terrible stuff, even if her ultimate goal is good. So really, kicking her out of Bretonnia isn't exactly a bad idea. Just...something you'll want to really think about. Finding the truth about her led most of Bretonnia to abandon the Alliance and head home, even knowing that it would mean the end of the world. So be very, very careful about making sure no one finds out the truth until they're ready to handle it, which probably won't be for a long time.

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>>53329440
That is the mortal in you talking jumper.

Look at it, the build for forgefather is basically the god tree, that one perk from the warrior tree, and the magical materials with skyforge.

With that you can probably make stuff on the level of the jump barring the worthy weapon. Or shit immune to magic with Admant. .

>>53329554
She gets a ton of karma in the story when the people she's mistreated decide to spit on her and leave her to die desu.

>>53329440
Or you could just use Narnian Time to set your age to a billion years.

>>53329546
Yes, and that's why one of them off the top of my head does horrendous damage if not used properly. Can you even name any of them?

>>53329546
How is it "cheesy" any more than being fucking handed overwhelming power every ten years? If anything, it's the opposite, considering you actually have to put in the work to get that far and you're delaying your free power-ups.

>>53329575
I doubt that. If you need hundreds of thousands of years to reach Odin's level, you're probably making little baby trinkets with that perk.

>>53329520
Yeah, I'll just spend a few million years in the generic xianxia jump meditating in some cave.

>>53329546
Honestly, if I actually got chosen by Jump-chan, I don't think that there'd ever come a point where I'd want to stop jumping. The journey is its own reward, so to say, and who doesn't want to keep accumulating some nifty perks?

>>53329435
Only when I do it.

>>53329487
Even she agrees on that, Anon. Her survival was never in the cards.

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The only people that defend Lileath do it because of the elf pussy.

>>53329580
I don't think that'd work; IIRC Narnian Time just affects your age rather than the maturity of misc. powers you have

>>53329591
Again, less than 10,000 years

>>53329595
Although I actually wasn't thinking of +0CP drawbacks. I was thinking about actual abilities. I mean I guess that works, just rather not spend millions of years next to all-consuming amoral shounen protagonists

>>53329578
True. Though those same people are also going to let everyone die, so fuck them as well.

>>53329619
>Again, less than 10,000 years
You're basing this on a statement from Thor in the comicbooks, not from the jumpmaker.

>>53329624
In their minds, they no longer had anything worth fighting for. Even those principles of chivalry and honor they had based their entire lives around were just manipulations and lies meant to make them into elven toys. It's hard to see how any of them could fight.

>>53329554
I appreciate knowing fortunately I have the Lunar training in how to manipulate society so I am well suited to replacing her and hopefully not doing the horrible things that she did.
Also I intend to raise as many heroes as I can to protect Bretonnia after I am gone and secure the land for well past my time there. So I tried to leave Bretonnia better off than it was when I found it.

>>53329591
Odin's level in power, not skill anon.

>>53329619
>I mean I guess that works, just rather not spend millions of years next to all-consuming amoral shounen protagonists
Well... you can go to DBM and choose a time-line that split off from the main by several million years and spend that time next to slightly less amoral shounen protagonists who don't consume everything?

>>53329628
Well, you're basing yours off a statement by an anon's ( >>53329420) memory of something the jumpmaker might have said. I hardly see the relevance, anyway; people get things wrong, it's not a big deal

>>53329656
Consider that his enchantments work by pouring his power into items.

>>53329663
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/text/hundreds/username/Cracker_Jack/

>>53329662
Can you? Wouldn't that still mean you spend the same old 10 years, though? I haven't looked at that jump in a while, I genuinely aren't sure but don't remember time extention drawbacks in it

Besides, Saiyans are almost as bad a xianxia protagonists

>>53329663
As said by the jumpmaker himself
>Eh, fanwank. I'm going to say probably at least tens or hundreds of thousnads of years. Long enough that there are better ways to grind for power in less time.

>>53329618
Dude I was an Asrai in WF DoW when I get to bretonnia three hundred plus jumps later words are going to be spoken

continent rending words.

>>53329686
what

>>53329644
I get that, but there was plenty left to fight for. Their lives, the lives of their friends and family, the lives of everyone besides the Forces of Chaos, and also the idea of proving Lileath wrong by defeating Chaos and stopping the End Times. They're justified to be angry and upset and broken over what Lileath did, but just giving up and letting everyone die was not justified.

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>>53329435
Depends on the ends

>>53329678
Oh, no. You're there for the whole time.

Yeah, I know. But I mean, really there are only a few (multi-)millenia-long options in WoD: Mummy, Civ, Bartimaeus, and Vampire Diaries.There's also time chambers in many other places.

>>53329663
Oh, look, it's another SBer. I'm honestly curious why you've yet to post Marvel Magic over there to powerwank.

>>53329675
>>53329682
Well, it's a fair cop. On the other hand-

>fanwank

>>53329700
Not him, but what I'm taking away from the whole mess is that frankly Lileath did nothing wrong except get caught.

>>53329718
World of Darkness is just as fucked in other ways, but Civ and Bartimaeus are decent at least. And I'd rather avoid VD if at all possible. Anyway like I said I really wasn't thinking of time extention drawbacks when I was talking about time.

>>53329732
Not even from there. But your obsession with a site you claim to hate speaks volumes about your mental condition.

>>53328961
>You might spaz out and make a mockery of yourself on live tv.

also do you know perks for spreading religion?

>>53329782
>Lileath did nothing wrong
I guess the lives of all those magical boys and girls are irrelevant, as is the suffering of the peasants in the system she set up. Or all the elves she killed so they'd all play the parts she wanted them to.

>>53329666
But it's just your arbitrary decision that means enough power to power trinkets. Because you apparently believe if it takes that long to reach you must start out really weak, which just goes to show how little you know of the comics.

>>53329782
>Anyway like I said I really wasn't thinking of time extention drawbacks when I was talking about time.
True, but those at least don't give you infinite CP and some of them aren't actually drawbacks (as in they're literally not in the drawback section).

>>53329800
It's kind of logical, anon. That's a long span of growth, meaning that there has to be a large gap between where you start and where you end up.

I doubt you know anything about the comics.

>>53329805
Wait since when does anything give you infinite CP. I thought our /jc/ tea party was canceled.

>>53329794
I'm just saying-when it's that or warpstone falls, everyone dies.

>all the elves she killed

Didn't she intend for them to get reincarned into the other world?

Do not fear the jumper who has brought a thousand perks. Fear the jumper who has brought one perk a thousand times .

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>>53326627
>soulsword
Couldn't you make a physical sword that looks just like your soulsword and then just hold both in the same hand? Basically just overlap them?

>>53329699
In the original Warhammer fantasy jump I was an Asrai (an elf of the Athel Loren) Mage Lord my jumper doesn't approve of lili's shennigans so there are going to be issues on getting to the Bretonnia Jump

>>53329826
>Didn't she intend for them to get reincarned
No. She didn't care about any of the elves except her current lover and her daughter. She wanted them to make a new race of elves, but none of the elves in the present reality are going to be there. So instead she just kills elves manipulate the factions, eventually into uniting so they'll be strong enough to hold off chaos long enough for her plan.

>>53329826
Well, as long as you don't mind witnessing the birth and death of a few quadrillion universes you can buy literally anything in the generic Xianxia jump with enough time extension drawbacks.

>>53329828
Alternatively, don't fear them at all because diminishing returns. :^)

Also, specialization is for insects and a jumper with one perk a thousand times would pretty much get crushed by almost anything that was even remotely serious.

>>53329828
Unless he's using diminishing returns.

>>53329812
Not him but your logic only applies if you ignore literally everything else in the jump. Just grab power from the world around you or a friendly neighbourhood cosmic entity for extra juice if you want to make cool shit.

>>53329848
Huh.

Okay, I guess she did do a whole bunch wrong then.

Seriously what the fuck was she thinking.

>>53329856
Oh I thought you meant the entire chain.

>>53329812
But the starting point is completely arbitrary and is based on unproven assumptions that you must be that weak to end up that strong in so long a span. And if he knew anything about the comics, why ask questions about the jump?

>>53329858
>>53329864
So next to nobody then? What was the point of bringing that up except to start a shitstorm about muh QS' intent?

>>53328102
Harry's invisibility cloak probably is just an extremely well enchanted cloak.

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>>53329872
>Anon barely gives a shit about all the humans Lileath kills. and says she was in the right.
>As soon as he learns she killed elves too he decries her and says she was wrong.
I wonder who could be behind this post.

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>>53329794
>Or all the elves she killed

Like you care about elves.

>>53329812
Not either of them but you're assuming comics are inherently logical. In a setting where Loki created a waifu as a side effect of basically cursing a more powerful god to be able to die. And when she became evil in the future that was his present, he fixed her good by writing more fanfiction about her.

>>53329911
Kek, but I was under the impression she was trying to save as many people as possible. Not throw everybody ever under the bus because...reasons?

>>53329923
Does the term 'bait' even make sense when you use it against someone who is saying your waifu is a cunt for killing and manipulating people? I mean really.

>>53329940
I'm calling bait, because all of the complaints have been how an elf goddess is fucking humans over for elves, and now you suddenly care she killed more elves than humans.

And no there was no stopping the End Times, that was the entire point of it.

>>53329932
The world was ending. Not having just another big war, but actually ending. She just started the next world early to give it hope for survival rather than the inevitable end every previous world faced.

She was breaking a cycle, and then the Bretonnians figured out what was going on and broke the cycle with Chaos as the victor.

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>>53329967
Uh, no. The complaints were because an elf goddess was fucking over everyone for her stupid plan. The focus is mainly on Bretonnia because that has a jump and they're basically her pets. She fucked over elves too and didn't give a single fuck about any race outside of humans and elves, to the point of not giving them representation in her new world.

And I don't care more. I'm listing her crimes. The post you're complaining about also mentioned the humans she's been using.

If you become a final fantasy bluemage could you use it in my hero academy to steal the effects of peoples quirks and use them with your magic?

Does it even matter? Can't we all just come together and agree that meatbags deserve to die, regardless the degree of any ear tapering?

>>53329984
>breaking a cycle

Wasn't she more continuing a cycle, if it was inevitable Chaos would just move on to the next world?

>>53329872
>>53329873
>>53329932
You, on the other hand, are making the assumption that you instantly grow to near-Odin levels of power and just have to grow by a nanoMP every year afterwards to reach Odin.

>>53329967
>And no there was no stopping the End Times, that was the entire point of it.

Literally just

kill Manfred von Carstein and the APOCALYPSE IS CANCELED.

>>53330020
Manfried is such a whiny, selfish bitch he fits into Twilight better than Warhammer.

>>53330020
Pacific Rim update never.

Feels bad, man. ;-;

>>53329984
This, the whole point was to start the next world with thousands of years of preparing under her badass knight god pantheon and her two elves.

But now instead lets talk about all of those beautiful knife ears she let fight a holding action instead, its bad that they died right? [/sarcasm]

>>53330041
See >>53329989

>>53330020
Or just murder the Chaos Gods. It's not like they're the really buff ones from 40k. Slaanesh gets kidnapped by a couple of elves or something.

>>53330012
Go back to Dune you worthless toaster. The God-Emperor Atreides protects.

>>53330017
Excuse you and whoever taught you to read, but did you not notice the part where I SPECIFICALLY pointed out Marvel magic enchantments don't have to rely on your personal reserves?

Or are you still hung up about Mjolnir? Because if you >>53329591 were right, then Dr. Strange wouldn't have been able to do half the things he canonically has because he hasn't been around anywhere near as long as Odin. And doesn't have the damn godforce or whatever.

>>53329932
She was also planning on abandoning most of Bretonnia except the very best (her Damsels and Grail Knights). It's possible that there was only a limited amount of people she could send over to the new world. We don't really know since the plan wasn't really expanded on beyond what we've already brought up, most of Bretonnia told her to fuck off, and the few people that did go to the new world (or the pocket dimension that would become the new world, if you want to be specific,) were slaughtered by Be'lakor when he found out about it.

>>53330013
The intention was to break the cycle by giving the humans and elves a head start in fighting Chaos, since Chaos was eventually going to show up. Every world is eventually destroyed by Chaos, but with the plan (supposedly), the new world would be prepared to kick the shit out of Chaos when it finally showed up.

>>53330040
To be fair what is there to update? Next movie isn't coming out for a while.

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>>53330012
That depends, are skeletons included in your definition? We skeletons are a proud meatless race with minimal amount of ear tapering, you could say nonexistant ear tapering, we dont have ears is what I am saying.

>>53330057
They can't be that much of a pushover, surely. Otherwise Archaon makes even less sense.

>>53329989
Is that why your argument changes every thread whenever someone brings up something you didn't know about? First you complain she used them as meatshields despite the fact without her power they would murderfucked by Chaos, then you complain she killed the boys, and now your complaining she killed Elves.

The only person you are insulting here is yourself.

>>53330091
Not him but he's just explaining why he thinks she's a dick, man.

That's fine. Good or bad, almost everyone in anything called Warhammer is a dick.

>>53327740
>Nunyunni

I don't like his policies about rabbits.

>>53330091
It's more a case of you ignoring my posts. In that very first thread (technically second since I talked to Val about it before anyone else even replied) that same issue was brought up, and I pointed out that the Bretonnians could've joined the Empire. There was even a conversation about how effective the Empire is at anti-Chaos stuff. You're just willfully ignoring that.

>>53330091
Why are you so defensive over this woman?

>>53330119
...how effective IS the Empire at anti-Chaos stuff? What's their end of the world contingency that has nothing to do with Age of Sigmar if we've all agreed not to talk about Sigmar for Fantasy purposes?

>>53330058
What's the point of even talking about the godforce if you don't need it to be strong? Strange doesn't have anything like that, he just makes pacts with tons of entities. You might as well not buy it, and it wouldn't change anything.

>>53330057
>>53330085
As I recall, Slaanesh was a little distracted with digesting the souls of most of the Elven races, so the Elves were able to get the drop on it while it was vulnerable.

>>53330114
What are his policies about rabbits again?

>>53330160
>we've all agreed not to talk about Sigmar for Fantasy purposes?
No we didn't? This entire conversation is about events in the end times books.

>>53330160
Given that they got their shit pushed in during End Times, their anti-Chaos policy apparently wasn't very good.

>>53330195
The Alliance was about to win until Manfried betrayed them.

>>53330183
I thought Sigmar was set after them but fair enough.

>>53330195
Well, that's that answered then. Looks like the Empire's a bust.

>>53330160
The Empire has kept itself afloat for many years. Chaos comes in at least once a generation. The Empire's main enemy is itself. The system of Electoral Counts causes several civil wars. Usually they rebel because they're not getting their way.

>>53330195
Everything was literally going to end with Chaos' loss until Manlet- sorry, Manfred von Carstein backstabbed everybody like a shithead.

LITERALLY.

>>53330222
That doesn't answer my question at all.

>>53330223
So basically kill the manlet, save the world?

>this level of retarded moralfagging
Stop acting like a bunch of fucking hypocrites. If you care so much about what a character did and think that it makes them terrible for doing it, then don't just fucking murder them and calling it a day, that just shows you're a vindictive asshole with no integrity looking for a reason to kill someone you hate.

If you think it's so fucked up, show everyone the truth, fix the problem, and convince everyone including the people who caused it in the first place that they were wrong and that your way is the best way.

But no, you fucks are just using this as an excuse. A way to justify your bad habit of trying to rationalize the pattern of wanton murder and destruction you bring to every world you go to, with no attempt to improve anyone's situations in doing so. You never reflect on your own actions in the same way you care so much about what other people do, nor do you have the self awareness to recognize you're basically the same if not worse as the people you condemn.

Fuck yourselves, you irredeemable pieces of shit. At least recognize that you're monsters wearing human skin and learn to accept the fact that you aren't paragons of virtue for slaughtering people who aren't either.

>>53330235
Yes. Kill the manlet vampire.

>>53330244
Nigga, you're the one making bitchass assumptions.

I am a monster weraing human skin and the absolute nadir of virtue. Why would I LIKE other monsters?

>>53330248
Also, duly noted.

>>53330244
>Fuck yourselves

Yes...fuck me! FUCK ME YOU NASTY CRIMEBOY!

>>53330244
t. Lileath

Fucking shotacon goddess.

>>53330006
No.

>>53330203
>>53330223
Yeah, the ALLIANCE was winning. The Alliance is pretty much everyone NOT Chaos and still 'alive' (Nagash and the other undead aside). The Empire itself got its' shit kicked in. All the good guys got their shit kicked in, for no good reason. The final battle was the only time the good guys were actually straight up winning, and even then they still lost in the end.

>>53330269
To be fair, straight shota is a patrician fetish. Honestly the more I understand about this plan, the more it sounds like a creepy humanboo that just somehow ended up in charge because all the more competant Elven deities are dead or distracted

>>53330244
>If you kill them, then you're just as bad as they are!

>>53330287
>the good guys
Retard.

>>53330307
Compared to Chaos, yes, pretty much everyone else counts as 'the good guys'. Also, Tomb Kings compared to Nagash.

Actually, now that I think about it, Nagash is still an asshole, even compared to the Chaos Gods.

>>53330292
She's basically supposed to be the baby of the elven pantheon, more or less. Daughter of the two highest gods, youngest in age, considered the 'sister' of the elven race, the works.

>>53330300
>If you murder murderers, then that puts you on a moral high-ground above people who aren't murderers.
You are not a good person. Accept it.

>>53330329
Reminder that the only reason Nagash is still an enemy in AoS is because he feels that being a god isn't 'special' enough now that most of his counterparts got to be gods too, so he's off sulking and trying to conquer their lands.

>>53330323
Sigmar went to the Bretonnian tribes and tried to get them to join the empire, but the lady convinced them to tell him to fuck off.

>>53330333
Sometimes death is a righteous punishment.

>>53330333
Whatever you say, Batman.

Have fun letting the Joker murder countless more people every time he escapes from the insane asylum because Gotham is corrupt as shit and doesn't have the capital punishment for their criminals.

>>53330355
I reread it, they told him to fuck off, it would be a thousand years after that she came on the scene.

>>53330366
It doesn't make you a hero for delivering it though. Killing people, even if you think they're evil and deserve it, just makes you a murderer.

>>53330343
Nagash is a petty dick, always has been, always will be. I mean, look at his pyramid. He bankrupted Nehekhara building that thing.

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>>53328542
In your Dimension it's pretty much arbitrary. So probably something like Mephisto.

Outside of your Dimension, you don't really get anything with just that perk.

>>53328558
It's a hueg godly life force that you can shape into magical effects with your will.

>>53328917
It'd probably need to be a really damn big nuke to break the force field. And that nuke still wouldn't kill you if you were immediately smacked with it after your force field broke.

>>53328942
It basically makes it so you can forge anything as good or better than anyone else can. Given lackluster mortal materials, you could make a sword that could cleave through stone and a suit of armor that could let you tank assault rifles. Given great mortal materials you could make Excalibur. Given Uru you could make Mjolnir. And that's without getting into how it makes any enchanting you do significantly easier. Or how it applies to pretty much anything you craft, even advanced technology.

>>53329044
The New York metro seems fair.

Ans yeah, you can change the aesthetics. Thought it explicitly said that?

>>53329323
Probably stronger than Thor, but Thor has Mjolnir and is really good at fighting strong shit. You're hanging around in or above Herald tier, throwing down with Silver Surfer and Thanos.

>>53329394
>>53329420
>>53329440
See, the thing is, just because it'll take that long to go toe-to-toe with Odin doesn't mean you won't be a scary motherfucker in a fraction of that time. Odin can destroy and remake galaxies. Even a piece of that power is still some crazy shit.

>>53329837
The Soulsword I'd actually a physical thing. Sometimes it has like a flaming energy blade thing, but it's still physical.

>>53330012
Don't fist android girls.

>>53330333
Why do you even care about pushing your moral highground meme. It's ironic you're talking about vindictive hypocrisy when you're being the shrill rationalization obsessed harpy you're blaming other people for being.

>>53330343
Didn't he want to literally eat the Warp? Like, all of it?

How come his magic is super effective against the Warp anyway? Isn't it basically the same kind of energy?

>>53330366
>>53330399

t. Frank Castle

>>53330417
Yes it does. Killing the evil and making the world a better place is heroic.

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JUMPERS. How do you turn up the funk?

>>53330445
Y'know whenever people get too defensive about Doom I just think about Nagash. Nagash is Doom without style, class or a cute loli and waifu to humanise him.