Pathfinder General /pfg/

Last day for apps for Mighty Quest for Epic Loot! Post your app before tomorrow guys!

>https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/76041/mighty-quest-for-epic-loot-in-the-lair-of-the-kobold-queen

I want to smooch all the kobolds!

>>53276775
Me too anon. Me too.

Better question than the shitty OP:

Have you ever had a character who wouldn't even kill his enemies if it served no important purpose?

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>>53276775
>>53276831
Female kobolds are the best! I wanna marry one!

>>53276857
Yes. Instead you can tie them up and leave them there
>>53276887
But you can hardly tell the difference!

>>53276887
>I'm heterosexual therefore females are better!
Logic worthy of an idiot that wouldn't keep it in his pants.

>>53276902
Mine just gives them a beating and kicks them off, even if they tried to kill him. I mean, there's always going to be more, no? Why bother.

You know what I think? DHB makes characters who make better NPCs and villains than PCs.

>>53276857
Yes. I'm running a non-lethal damage only Stalker right now.
He's absolutely opposed to the ending of any life at all, to the point of refusing to eat food that wasn't magically created.

>being this gay

>>53276961
Pacifist runs are really funny. Especially when you're not telling the GM.

"...But... Are you not going to kill them?
"...What for?"
"But you're a criminal!"
"...So?"

Let's talk about medieval cooking, and how the Golarions might do it!

Did you know that medieval and Renaissance eating was done twice a day, once at what is now Brunch and another at Dinner? Not only, hut records show there is little to no difference between what one ate in the morning, and what one ate at night; furthermore, quantity was valued over quality, as an understanding of nutrition was practically nonexistent (they did know that protein and fat was fucking delicious, however, and would consume that whenever possible.$

Can someone list out all of the TTS characters w/ their alignment, race, sex, and class? Or should I just do it and make statistics on it?

DHB managed to not only start playing in a campaign on /pfg/, but played it all the way to completion and now is coming back for more. What's your excuse?

>>53277058
I think someone already did a few days ago.

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>>53277035
I like them fresh.

>>53277058
gimme a sec to pull it up

>>53277058
Oh my god this autistic obsession with a game pitch...

>>53277085
Add the new guys.

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>>53277035
Interesting, but considering that Golarion has had far more time to develop and has had the aid of magic in its scholarly pursuits, anywhere that's remotely civilized would probably have some basic working knowledge of proper nutrition, even if they don't know why they should have it.

>>53275786
>who are they
Rory and Gloriana
>what are they doing
tying the knot
>how willing am I to join
Not willing at all! Marriage is between a dog and bitch only!

>>53277082
>>53277102
I know that my character is probably going to keep that one token point in Profession as he levels up, so as to make bread and such in downtime.

And maybe try and make some lucky girl something sweet for a special occasion.

>>53277102
>as had far more time to develop and has had the aid of magic in its scholarly pursuits
And they STILL don't make cars! That's because the Golarions are fucking STUPID and rely on shmagic whenever they need to wipe their ass.

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>>53277058
>Lord Cornelius Lanchester Giles von Vanderbilt III Esq.; LN Male Human; Musket Master Gunslinger/Trophyhunter Ranger; 32y/old, 6’, ???
>Rekannas Haelcant; LG Male Half-Orc; Warlord (Vanguard Commander)//Vigilante (Exposed, Noble Soul); 16y/old, 6’5”, 283 lbs
>Aiden Delaney; CG Male Human; Stalker / Urban Barbarian; 27y/old, 5’8”, 140 lbs
>Raimi; CN Male Tengu; (Privateer) Stalker | Ranger; 18 y/old, 4’2”, 80 lbs
>Caleni; LG Female Halfling; Paladin || Hidden Blade UnRogue; 21y/old, 2’0”, 25 lbs
>Merlynn; LE Female Kobold; Wyrmwitch || Snare Setter; ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Doctor Gaius "Grey" Walete; NE Male Human; Investigator [Empiricist]/Swashbuckler [Inspired Blade]; 27y/old, 5’7”, 125 lbs
>Tiv "Tivvies" Nettle; CN Male Kobold; Hawkguard/Vizier; ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Amalthea Sendorei; NG Female Human; Medium/Oracle (Ancestors); ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Aurelian Mopatis; LN Male Human; Warder (Zweihander Sentinel) || Bard (Neotiator); 22y/old, 6’2”, 180 lbs
>Serizri; TN Female Kobold; TBD; ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Neyja; LE Bulge Hobgoblin; Stalker (Soul Hunter) // Slayer (Bounty Hunter); 20y/old, 5’4”, 225 lbs
>Param Calerd; NG Male Arctic Elf; Bushi Warlord | Unseelie Disciple Fey Adept; ; 145y/old, 4’6”, ??? lbs
>Priscilla Sybille; NG Female Aasimar (Idyllkin); Oracle / / Eliciter; 22y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Sapera Hemakshi; CN Female Vishkanya; Cavalier (First Mother's Fang + Hussar) || Unchained Rogue (Hidden Blade + Rake + Scout); 20y/old, 6’2”, 149 lbs
>Wendifa Malu; TN Male Catfolk; Pei Zin Oracle/Zealot; ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Kirha Kirhanna; LG Female Catfolk; Battle Butler | Warlord (Desperado); ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Akane Ktsueki; CN Female Skinwalker (bloodmarked); Armorist (Lingchi Warrior)/Harbinger (Crimson Countess); ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Sorrel Aylward; N? Male Half Elf; (BS/Bushi) Stalker||(Promethean/Archaic?/TBD?) Alchemist; 36y/old, 6’1, 166 lbs

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>>53277115
>Gloriana with a litter of Rory's pups

GOOD LORD

Can we just stop this stupid OP image feuding already by having normal images or at least anime images remotely related to pathfinder?

>>53277139
Am I the lucky gnirl Anon

Will you bake it fresh and raw the way I like it

>>53275786
Casimir and Sigmund. I get over my disgust as soon as I'm able and tell Casimir that necrophilia is wrong.

>>53277177
You're need to kick the ERP autists and mods seem to like sitting on their ass.

>>53277157
>Asimilla “Simi” Vorosi; NG Female Human; Harbinger (Crimson Countess) | Swashbuckler (Falcata Swashbuckler, Veiled Blade); 20y/old, 5’5”, 105 lbs
>Lorelei de la Boétie, M. D.; NG Female Tiefling; Alchemist (Chirurgeon)/ Bard (Archivist); ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Dr. Arthur T. Smythe Jr.; LN Male Tiefling; Bard (Archeologist) || Vigilante (Exposed); ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Syra Greathorn; CE Female? Agathion-Blooded Aasimar; Kineticist (Kinetic Knight)|Zealot (Void Prophet); 37y/old, 7’, 210lbs
>Arianna Henderthane; CE Female Human; Warlord || Oracle; 25y/old, 5’9”, 170 lbs
>Dello Crowler; N Male Ratfolk; Wizard||Unchained Rogue; ???y/old, ???, ??? lbs
>Adrian Love a.k.a. The Laughing Man; Serial Killer Vigilante || Empiricist Investigator; CN/CE Male Human; 41y/old, 6’1”, 181 lbs
>Sazra, LN Female Wyvaran; Phantom Thief | Vigilante (Exposed, Night Terror); “Twenties”, 6’5”, ??? lbs

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I was too lazy to go back and see what (if anything) changed for most of the older apps, so I imagine there's a bunch of missing stuff. I'm honestly not sure what spurred me to even keep track of this shit.

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So we can all agree that broken blade does need a rebalance, right? It's hilariously OP.

>>53277216
Yes it is. Being able to do more damage than a barbarian without it even being the focus of your build is silly

>>53277216
I mean, it's getting one. 100% confirmed.
I don't see why this is a topic.

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>>53276887

>>53276996
The best part is his backstory.

Campaign is about playing members of the local nobility in a game of grand politics and murderous intrigue.

Lord D'Agustine was a cruel, murderous bastard. To the point that he was commonly assumed to be a demon in halfling form and subjected to multiple attempted assassinations by holy water.
One day, D'Augstine simply failed to come back from a hunting expedition.
Then, a month later, he reappeared with his armor gleaming like new.
That was the moment of character introduction: D'Augstine showing up during a lord's meeting, and everything immediately going wrong when the assassins panicked.

Now, D'Augstine had been a moderately important NPC until he vanished. All the PCs knew, and hated, him. And he vanished because the party sorcerer murdered him, so the party sorcerer was shitting bricks.
So when D'Augstine won initiative and struck at the nearest assassin, everybody assumed he was going to murder this poor level 2 NPC. Nobody expected him to hit for non-lethal, then immediately demand surrender and offer a full pardon.
Even less expected was for him to go as far as taking an AOO at the guy casting Flaming Sphere, and jump into a lecture on the value of life.
I had the entire damn table, DM excepted, calling bullshit on this.

Everybody did calm down once somebody nailed a perception check to catch a glimpse of the inside of his helmet and see that it was empty, though nobody in the party has quite connected all the dots to figure out what's really going on. Most likely because they don't read Bloodforge Infusions and don't take ranks in K:Dungeoneering.

>>53277139
That's what I'm doing too, anon! Very useful if you want to cook lavish feasts or sweetrolls.

>>53277245
Because there are a number of people who think it's totally balanced.

>>53277242
But why should barbs be the gold standard of martial ability?

>>53277276
Because they are the class focused on getting mad and fucking shit up in melee combat.

>>53277003
Fun fact: young Spartan women would shave their heads and have their husbands take them from behind so they can be mistaken for Spartan boys.

>>53277276
Their only job is doing as much damage as possible in one swing. Initiators can do a lot more than just damage.

So, Broken Blade and Primal Fury are getting reworks. Which other disciplines should also be redone from the ground up?

Is there a better caster class for a shadow demon than sorceress, or should I just advance its HD?

Follow up question, if one had their pick of a specific class as a host, what's a great or unusual meat-suit to pilot around? What if they have the feat so they can use the host's class abilities?

>>53277352
Solar Wind, Elemental Flux, Tempest Gale,

>>53277352
Golden Lion needs a tune up, same with Piercing Thunder.

>>53277276
They shouldn't be, but the Fighter will never be fixed enough to put them on top.

>>53277403
Another thing is we are judging by just pure damage. Not combat versatility.

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>>53277248
Thats a good one, thanks

>>53277270
>>53277179
>>53277139
I prefer Alchemy. That way, I can always cook up something to melt flesh from bone.

>>53276887
>>53276831
>>53276775
>>53277425
I thought furries were not allowed on this board anymore

>>53277373
>>53277384
I get Piercing Thunder and Elemental Flux, but why SW/TG/GL?

>>53277157
>>53277203
So which of the 3 CE characters would be worst for the expedition?

>>53277489
Syra. She's an actual walking shitpost and not even shy about it.

>>53277481
Tempest Gale is good for control, but it's basically good for nothing else, and this is a very heavily damage focused game.

Golden Lion is in the same boat, just for buffs instead of control.

I always thought Solar Wind was fine, though.

>>53277115
>Roriana

The world's dumbest puppies!

>>53277511
Do you degenerates realize you are talking about bestial impregnation on a thread dedicated to Pathfinder gaming?

>>53277525

They're a lost cause. Just leave here until they're done celebrityposting.

>>53277550
I would very much like to have this thread to talk Pathfinder.

>>53277550
In other words, just leave.

>>53277564
So what's the deal with Advanced Training on the Fighter now? I've been out of the loop for awhile, but it looks really cool. Is Fighter barbarian-level now?

>>53277574
It's always on the American Timezone. The two-three same little shits.

>>53277605
Try 60

Have you seen the app numbers for ERP games here?

>>53277595
I thought the consensus was no.

>>53277503
But that just means Solar Wind and Tempest Gale compliment each other, right? They are both wind-themed disciplines that involve archery and all.

>>53277595
Fighers were never supposed to out-damage barbarians without commitment. You have to commit.

>>53277624
I have no idea; I haven't looked at them much. That's too bad, though.

>>53277511
>Rory has 8 INT
>Gloriana has 7 INT

THE DOG IS SMARTER THAN YOU

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>>53277630
usually, i'd say you're right, but for the most part the different disciplines can accomplish more than one thing; even Iron Tortoise can be used for damage, despite being super defense focused. Tempest Gale has the next best thing to nothing offensively - it's just control.

>>53277470
>implying /tg/ hasn't always been full of closet furs since at least 2009

>>53277525
So an average afternoon for your typical Lammashtu cultist?

>>53277651
Hey! Cashmere is fixing that! She'll have 12 int for arc2!

She just has to get collared like a bitch

>>53277623
Three loud louts often sound like twenty mighty autists when they screech in unison.

5e thread doesn't have that problem and I'm waiting for an explanation.

>>53277595
AWT gives the fighter options when leveling up, and those options are actually useful. Generally only work for the weapon you choose to get Weapon Training with, but most fighters only chose one anyway so the extra weapons were unnecessary.

>>53277713
5e thread is pure and chaste.

>>53277793
Maybe if 5e was advertising good games, I'be there.

>>53277751
I might actually slap one on a gestalt for a game now. That's really swell! Any cool new archetypes lately?

>>53277822
For Fighter specifically, or in general?

>>53277706
I don't think I like 12 Int, 7 Wis Gloriana. She has the mind of a clever girl with none of the grace, and the temerity of a brazen whore.

>>53277713
Once again, lewd games get 50 apps here, prude games get maybe half that. The lewd games also get most of the best apps.

I actually think the people complaining about degeneracy or inside jokes are the 3 screaming autists. And it really confuses me why you dont just seek out a community with a culture more to your liking. 5e is pure and pfg is lewd because two kinds of players drew a line in the sand and congregated where they were more comfortable, why are you on this side of the line?

Even if you just strongly prefer pf to 5e, there are other pf communities on the internet.

>>53277157
>>53277203
Is it just me, or do there seem to be more older men than usual?

Other than just having high charisma, is there a way for bards to boost how many spells they get each day?

>>53277945
Blingmaker also got a huge number of quality apps, and is not a lewd game.

>>53278034
Being a better class

>>53278034
Pearls of Power. Otherwise, there's not many ways to get new spell slots besides just cranking your casting stat through the roof.

>>53277847
Fighter, sorry. Yeah, anything that might go good with big weapons or polearms, my favorites!

>>53278034
Haven't played many bards, they're arcane casters right? Would a Ring of Wizardry be helpful?

>>53277945
>with a culture more to your liking.
Motherfucker, this is /tg/, and it was never meant for your "get pregnant from a dog" """"culture"""". You're just coming in, inventing yourself reasons to push out serious people out of their own turf instead of getting your own, and acting like an entitled bitch while doing so.

>>53278066
Well, what exactly do you want to do? There's a few options for what you might want.

>>53278116
Speaking as a prudefag, board culture is and always has been a joke.

>>53278072
It's always more efficient to buy a bunch of pearls of power up until like 10 spells per day of a level iirc

>>53278141
Pearls don't work for Bard, as they are spontaneous casters

>>53278055
>Blingmaker also got a huge number of quality apps, and is not a lewd game.
>not a lewd game

I'm laffin' m8. Have you SEEN those applicants that got in? Do you realize what those pervs are capable of?

>>53278059
Oh I thought Pearls of Power were only for prepared casters

>>53278162
Looking at them again, they are. Sorry, I just play a lot more prepared casters than spontaneous.

>>53278116
>/pfg/
>/tg/
>4chan
>serious people's turf.

Are you well?

>>53278162
They are, you need runestones (twice as expensive for the worse of the two casting types) for bards.

But the same wisdom can be applied, just cut the number of spells required to make wizardry rings in half. Also do not each ring means you can't have another so better get your +5 deflecton AC on another slot.

>>53278140
When autists get in too deep and start thinking there are such things as internet anonymous discussion forum specific thread "culture"

I swear to god.

>>53277857
What new skills would an evil magical collar give her?

I'm thinking Intimidate for one, definitely, and then something else either rude or aberrant.

>>53278141
Absolutely agree with you, those rings are overpriced. I just wasn't sure if it was technically an option.

>>53278188
There's a few items like runestones and similar things that are "pearls of power, but..." for other classes, think some were in the class guide, just not sure if any apply to bards.

>>53278194
Yes, I am. You, on the other hand, are lost in your delusion.

>>53278132
Protecting cute party members is my fetish but that's hard to do without just murdering the enemy really fast.
But if there's something that lets me protect someone, that's great!

>>53278232
Warder does literally everything you want.

>>53278232
Check out High Guardian from Heroes of the High Court. It's just about the only functional method of protecting party members in 1pp without really sacrificing any of your murder power, and it operates well with polearms and big weapons.

>>53278227
Ooh a direct, unsubstantiated contradiction. You serious people are really on another level.

>>53278232
Unfortunately, there's not much in the way of ways to actually tank in Pathfinder. The best way is through accepting the Warder class, since it's custom build as a defender type class.

if you're stuck to 1pp, >>53278283 has the right idea.

>>53278232
Back in 3.5 I'd have told you to grab Stand Still and a polearm, then cockblock anybody who tried to move close to your girl(male).
But Paizo shat on Stand Still twice for no apparent reason, so yeah fuck that you're boned.

>>53278157
What are you implying, Anon?

>>53278291
Being called Reality.

>>53278260
>>53278301
Yeah, I know, Warder is really top shelf stuff, but you don't always get to play with Path of War.

>>53278283
I'll check this out. Thanks, Anon!

>>53278212
Profession (courtesan).

>>53278232
Combat Patrol with Vanguard Style/Ward/Hustle and/or Flow. Tack on Lunge and other effects to up your reach as much as possible, and you can make a big area in which your allies are protected by your shield.

>>53278157
Actually, none of the characters that got in save Antoinette is specifically written to be sexual at all. Sure, we know how much Sleep and al are in terms of powerlevel, but that doesn't make it a lewd game.

Especially not the premise, which is the important part for your "lewd game gets more applicants" thing.

>>53278337
>notorious ERP war criminals
>members of a shadowy cabal of sexual deviants
>mememancers and meme cultists
>/pfg/ celebrity wizards

It's GONNA get lewd, son (or daughter)

>>53278347
Do YOU even know what you were trying to communicate there, or did it just feel clever to you because reality is a level or something something Im delusional. In either case, it still has zero impact on this discussion. So why post it?

>>53278358
>WIS-based skill
>On a character with a WIS penalty

Think before you speak!

>>53278399
>>53278410
I always knew corruption was one of my favorite kinks, but I never thought I'd see it happen in this campaign until that greentext mentioned Andrik being a precious cinnamon bun about something he was in the severe minority for.

>>53278435
Lots of ranks!

>>53278336
I loved old Stand Still. Played a 3.5 Crusader with Thicket of Blades, Stand Still, and a big glaive, and just went to town slapping people for trying to touch my waifu.

>>53278377
Hmm...duly noted!

>>53278440
He'll be a regular ole blackguard before we're through with 'im!

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>>53278232
>>53278283

>>53278450
>put on a collar
>suddenly proficient in poetry, salon conversations, make-up, etiquette, highbrow humor, and the occasional carnal dalliance

That's some collar

>>53278426
Feel like I've seen him around before. He just spergs negativity, insults anyone who disagrees with him and offers no substantial arguments to support his position.

>>53278426
>>53278503
>"We're talking about collaring women who get raped by dogs and carry their puppies"
>"It's you who's sperging negativity and also you're disagreeing you have no arguments"
You need a reality check in the form of a shotgun shell.

>>53278440
Every one of the "usual suspects" around here is a turbo thirst lord as far as I can tell. Honestly it's hard to just play Pathfinder around here. Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty depraved and I like ERP, everyone else seems to be a whole different level from me.

>>53278399

Antoinette was really surprising to me as a pick, not that PFG apps are masterpieces in general but that one was excessively wordy and lacking in quality I thought. Super long apps always make me nervous though because I find players who love to type huge paragraphs really slow down online games

>>53278552
>Honestly it's hard to just play Pathfinder around here
Oh don't worry it's not like this thread was intended for that purpose or anything.

>>53278552
I just play along because I'm desperate for conversation, mostly. I'll write the most vicious, bone-shattering murder-rapist story in the world if it makes people like me.

>>53278536
Getting violent doesnt really add any validity to your position, really it just makes you seem unwell.

>>53278589
Instead of... Making a serious game, and getting conversation through roleplay with sane people?

>>53278552

I'm just in it to play games with people who won't flake out on me.

>>53278552
Out of the /pfg/ games I'm in, none of them have been lewd yet, so this isn't necessarily the case.

Granted, I missed the last HV hot springs session, so something might have happened there.

>>53278601
Nobody plays in the serious games. I don't think there even are any, come to think of it. The vaunted non-lewd games all seemed a little poorly conceived (terrible word choice, I know.)

>>53278594
Like I'm taking any of that from a dude that talks rape. I honestly can't tell if you're doing it on purpose.

>>53278609
Why would anyone sane of mind play with other PCs that are known dickbaits.

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>Spheres of Might still hasn't fixed Alchemy

I thought N. Jolly was going to save Spheres of Might?

Is Alchemy the Broken Blade of SoM?

>>53278552
It's not like straight Pathfinder games don't happen here, they just tend to float under the radar. CotLT has been running so quietly most anons forgot about it, LoBaF has reported nothing but adventure on their green texts, an Ironfang Invasion game is recruiting with chargen rules I think are very interesting but most of the apps seem to be roll20 normies despite a daily link.

Lewd is just vastly over-reported on /pfg/. I really think there're just a few ERP hounds that like to wave their dicks in public accounting for almost everything.

>>53278410
I haven't been around here long enough to know the memes. Please explain further.

>>53278633

Things that target touch will always be broken because of Paizo.

>>53278643
Oh yes, I'm applying to the Ironfang game this week. It might be interesting; we'll see!

I missed out on Lazy Throne, and I regret it deeply. I've always wanted to play that AP.

>>53277368
Still curious if anyone has any good suggestions. I'd like to make a neat foe for my PCs to defeat, and I know there's some people with good gestalt-building combinations in these threads. Two characters in the same body could pull off some neat stuff but still be defeatable by the PCs.

>>53278624
...Of course nobody gets into the serious games, you ran out of this thread everyone that would be getting in. Because you just couldn't find a better place or even a private Discord server to talk about sexing up everything. You think they want to share their character sheets or ideas thinking you're immediately gonna go over it to moan how much you want to rape the PC while she's wearing a collar?

>>53278626
Talking murder is so much better than talking rape!

And no, I'm not into bestiality, but they aren't bothering me, so I don't give a fuck.

Why are you even here?

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>>53278664
Alchemy doesn't target touch, it targets AC 5 always.
In a huge AoE that can be ally friendly, no save.

>>53278704
>Why are you even here?
Because this is the place for Pathfinder players, idiot. You leave.

>>53278687
Are people really that thin-skinned? That's embarrassing, Anon. How will they deal with the stresses and struggles of a campaign if they can't handle a simple thread?

>>53278643
Also, SotJR has had nothing lewd going on, neither has Blingmaker.

Lewd is pretty much just a meme.

A human woman getting pregnant with puppies, while incredibly stupid, doesn't bother me because of how far dissociated from reality it is.

The Cashmere "I got sexually abused by my father" roleplay on the other hand, is appalling. That shit isn't funny, it actually happens to people, and it ruins them for life. Trying to put it in your Dungeons and Dragons game is insulting to those people. The player should feel ashamed, but I get the feeling they're instead really proud of themselves for "serious character driven roleplay", which is even more sickening.

>>53278724
>I'm harassing people and purposedly trying to shut down serious conversation
>"wow they're so thin-skinned lel perfect excuse to avoid thinking about what I'm doing as a person"
It's like you were aborted, but you somehow survived. I'm not sure how you live with yourself.

>>53278643
HV is mostly business and bantering, and is playing out like a friendly evil party with no lewdness so far.
HR is pretty silly and lighthearted, but otherwise pretty straight if a bit anime.
Shardwalkers has very little chance of being actually lewd given the players. It's also actually a pretty interesting setting.
And then you have stuff like Rhusae and WWW that while somewhat light, have pretty serious premises.

Lewd games are, imo, actually the minority. They're just more memed compared to the serious games that tend to fly more under the radar.

>>53278740
Now, hol' up

hol' up

What "I got sexually abused by my father" roleplay are YOU talking about? Because I have NOT seen those logs anywhere.

>>53276747
S H I D I wanted to apply but literally have nothing. Better start writing then whoops.

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>>53278740
Do you also think that an RP in which someone is murdered is insulting to murder victims?

>>53278740
The problem is mostly the thought how, one, you know the players get off to that, and two, you know they're doing it so that the turbotists here do, too.

>They're just more memed compared to the serious games that tend to fly more under the radar.
Then go meme somewhere else.

>>53278757
Alcohol, mostly.

>>53278643
I really would like to believe this, anon, but I'm in 3 /pfg/ games and I feel like the only person capable of controlling themselves as far as 'lewd' stuff goes

>>53278740
I'd actually be fine with that if it didn't go into too much detail. Plenty of characters have dark backstories. No one bats an eye at something like, "dead parents". I agree that there is a point where it can get uncomfortable if it's acted out too much.

I'm sick of you assholes.

Where can I go talk about Pathfinder that isn't filled with Paizo shills. Is GiTP my only option here?

>>53278815
>>53278822
Holy shit what happened to "I just want to play a RPG"

Because I JUST WANT TO PLAY A RPG

Can't have just that can we? You'd think 4chan /tg/ was the place to go to play RPGs. You'd be wrong.

>>53278731
>Blingmaker
>nothing lewd

I'm disappointed in you, Anon.

>>53278731
I like to sort into three groups:

Games like CotLT and LoBaF where it sounds like lewd might straight up never happen.

Games like SotJR and Blingmaker where lewds aren't a focus but you know implicitly that the themes are in the air and the players at least will end up doing it in private.

Games like PLD and Overlewd where you can probably assume there'll be more erp sessions than play sessions.

>>53278815
Which three games are these, out of curiosity?

>>53278853
5e has good threads with good topics. No joke, go there. It's loads better, and the system is just plain simpler, so shit runs quick.

I don't like ANY of the TSS apps. Am I alone in this regard?

>>53278879
I am asking since one week, and nobody's making a campaign. That's the problem.

>>53278853
In all honestly, I kind of migrated here from /5eg/. The atmosphere is radically different. If you don't like how it is here, I strongly suggest checking out other communities. There's no point hanging out here if it just makes you and everyone else unhappy.

>>53278879
I will when they get Psionics that's not shit and a Tome of Battle Equivalent that's not shit.

Till then, I'm stuck with you apes.

>>53278897
Why not? What kind of app would you prefer?

I'm going to make Syrae into my wife!

>>53278906
>Can't talk about PF games on a 5e thread
>Only PF games being advertised
...

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>>53278897
I like a lot of apps, and a lot of them look like genuinely enjoyable characters... But they're all for the wrong fucking game. None of them really look like they fit the AP they are being put in for except the one guy who's literally a safari big game hunter and the ex-gambler right below him.

>>53278928
Basically, the sentiment that this anon >>53278937 here has. They're great characters. Fun characters, even, but NOT for SERPENT'S SKULL

>>53278937
Of course they're all for the wrong fucking game, most of them are rejects from other games or from dead games.

>>53278830
>>>r/Pathfinder_rpg

>>53278965
>that isn't filled with Paizo shills.

>>53278937
the big game hunter fits the most, followed by the witchdoctors and a few of the colonials. Literally going by the characters that fits, its only then a full game.

Now that a bunch of games are dying down, getting cancelled and the like I'm thinking of starting to recruit. But lately I've been wondering about how to manage character generation.

Would it be best to simply replace vancian with spheres all together?

>>53278937
>tfw you thought about applying with some sort of treasure hunter dex/cha fag

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>>53278974
No shills there, just shells of what used to be human!

>>53279012
So no different than here then?

>>53278981
You can allow all vancian casting and it should be fine. Don't worry too much about it - most people here won't try to break your game with a caster (and those who do are pretty obvious).

>>53279035
Nah, we're the ghosts of what used to be human. We've shed our mortal bodies and ascended to a higher form. They are merely machines bound to PFS and CRB only.

>>53278922
Why do you need those things? Those were fixes for issues that 5e doesn't have.

Don't be a little bitch; little bitches belong in ERP games, where they can get fucked.

>>53278922
Sounds like excuses to me. If staying here is suffering, get off your ass already and leave.

>>53279068
>Psionics are shit
Care to elaborate?

>>53278857
>Overlewd where you can probably assume there'll be more erp sessions than play sessions

already for true for half of overlewd or so it has been said

>>53279068
I legitimately like the mechanics and flavor of of Psionics more than the default and "just move and attack" martial don't do it for me anymore.

>>53278984
Does TSS even have a trapfinder?

>>53278879
>good threads with good topics
>good threads
Anon, you and I both know there's no good thread on 4chan.
Topics is probably true, since they don't have the animeposter problem.

>>53278879
I prefer /5eg/ and I prefer 5e to PF, but /pfg/ hosts games. I don't complain about the community here as much as I think they're distasteful at times. "Cultures" are representative of the people here, and I'm not about to complain about someone else's house.

>>53279083
I have nowhere else to go.

>>53278981
>replace vancian with sphere

what are you, gay? They work well together, but seperate spheres is just spheres.

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For an unarmed initiatior, are broken blade, thrashing dragon, and riven hourglass good disciplines to focus on?

>>53278977
i was going to apply as a thicc witchdoctor babe but i decided i don't want to play in a game with rory as a DM

>>53279089
Honestly, that's not going to be hard to fathom considering it's a bi-weekly game. With 14 days between each game, they'll have to turn to ERP to get their fix.

>>53279084
Not what a said, bitch. Psionics are fine, and they exist to fix a problem with 3.5-era bullshit.

5e is a different era. It's got different bullshit, but it shouldn't need the same solutions. That doesn't even make sense. Don't get caught up in a rut in the past, bitch.

>>53278937
Actually, to expand on this, going down the list provided above in these posts
>>53277157
>>53277203

>mostly people whose backstory is totally disconnected from why they're on the boat
>some people whose being on the boat is at least describeable as "a good excuse"
>a bunch of pretty okay characters that are clearly recycled from something else
>Obvious self-admitted waifubait, "MOMMY"-bait, and a smattering of joke-apps

>>53279121
Yeah, though depending on your class you're likely to be spreading yourself a bit thinner than you'd like.
I personally do only two disciplines for the 16-at-20 classes.

>>53279106
I want to hug you!

>>53279121
Riven is always great, BB+TD is good for twf stuff, but it really depends on build.

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>>53279149>>53279170


Warlord. I mostly wanted to make a TWF based brawler type. I guess I can drop riven hourglass.

>>53279164
This is why I don't like you guys.

>>53279146
>>mostly people whose backstory is totally disconnected from why they're on the boat

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the boat is essentially the plane on Lost, right?

Nobody wants to be on a fucking plane, they're on the plane because they're going somewhere else.

>>53279127
Well, now they're trapped in a cave!

>>53279126
why not try that on mighty quest then

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>>53279176
And I was mostly looking at Riven for shitlike the self haste and that insane condition ending counter, that shit seems really good.

>>53279185
I wish my group was trapped in a cave...

>>53279184
Yes, but you get on the plane to go to the place. Hence your reason for being on plane. If you have no reason to really be on the plane, then what the fuck are you there for?

>>53279209
I wish I was trapped in your cave.

>>53279176
Don't drop Riven, drop BB. It's way too OP and /pfg/ will bully you for taking it. Riven gives Minute Hand, Time Skitter, Temporal Body Adjustment and Rapid Strike. That's about as much of a "goodstuffs" discipline we have. It's missing a good counter, but Golden Lion's Warning Roar is good enough from warlord

>>53279212
Yeah, but then you just need a reason to go to Sargava.

Fuck, did some of them really leave that out?

Describe your sex life with a feat.

>>53279224
Piranha Strike

>>53279201
game looks like shit, i wouldn't want to play with any of those apps, i'm tired your shilling of it, etc

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>>53279220
Is Broken Blade really that broken? Some shit like even the 3rd level maneuver that gives you 3 attacks for bonus damage and the 2nd level boost that adds 2d6 and ignores hardness seems like a ton of damage at 5th level. Will thrashing dragon still allow me to fight effectively without a weapon?

>>53279224
Coordinated Shot

>>53279223
Several people's motivation boils down to "anywhere but here" and a vague desire for adventure that feels like it's handwaving "because it's the hook"

>>53279224
Point blank shot

>>53279220
>riven
>missing a good counter
Grabbing free actions isn't hilariously OP enough for you?
Stopwatch to shit on melees and reposition isn't good enough?

>>53279224
Equipment Trick

So did anything ever come of that game about crusading through evil planes?

>>53279224
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/drunkard-s-recovery/
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/bully-breed/
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/corrupted-flesh/
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/expansive-trap-ability/
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/furious-finish/

>>53279224
Monkey Lunge

>>53276716
...Lycanroc?

>>53279224
Monkey Grip.

>>53279224
Stand Still

>>53279285
a feat not multiple you unfunny cunt

>>53279215
That's foolish. You don't even know me!

>>53279224
Hand’s Autonomy

>>53279304
We could learn all about one another if we were trapped in a cave together anon

>>53279296
This is the clear winner so far

>>53279224
Celestial Obedience

>>53278937
>>53278955
To be fair, it isn't serpent's skull. It's trouser serpent's skull, with the entire tone and most likely much of the plot gutted and replaced with something far wackier and pulpier. People aren't making characters that fit because the campaign basically says it was made to fit the characters most /pfg/ers want to play.

>>53279278
I meant in the "stop an attack" sense, the action economy stuff of riven is really strong.

I've found that stopwatch is lackluster since it needs the 5ft step movement to negate, whereas things like warning roar just werk, and that one works for allies too. Movement requirements really hamper that counter's strength.

>>53279328
The campaign's stated goal is "raunchy indiana jones". That is not what most people seem to be building towards.

>>53279328
I wanna play a punny version of Iron Gods...

Curling Iron Gods?

>>53279134
Go ahead and tell me more about Psionics please. But stop calling me bitch.

>>53279351
Math of the Righteous.

>>53279340
RH negates attacks by moving out of range. Or at higher levels, by prekilling the guy so that his attack becomes unhistory.

>>53279224
Endurance

>>53279201
>>53279252
Don't worry we wouldn't want any of your "THICC MOM" bullshit there.

>>53279224
Pummeling Style

>>53279364
I shall bind evildoers with my Martingale Chain.

>>53279224
Elven Battle Training

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I wonder if all this talk about characters not fitting is some elaborate reverse-shilling ploy

>>53279314
Just as long as nobody tries to eat me!

>>53278491
Lirianne's boobs are just getting bigger with every installment, aren't they. I know she likes large-caliber weapons, but those might get to be cannons before too long.

>>53279366
The RH counters of levels 5+ are all really good, but I don't usually comment on build options for character level 9+ since that's often end game, if you even make it there. And at those points, you usually can't go wrong. Stopwatch, however, needs the movement to negate the full attack, where as both Flowing Creek and Calm the Storm can negate full attacks. They might not negate it as assuredly, but they have a higher chance of working against one, since it's a single roll, and not a roll+movement to negate.

>>53279436
Everything is shilling.
Even not talking about a game is a form of shilling.

>>53278854
I can guarantee something lewd is going to happen before the end of Session #5, there's no way you put these many memesters in a campaign full of horny, attractive teenagers and not expect some humping.

>>53279360
Not him, but: The 5e Psionics class is called the Mystic and it has 6 subclasses. Instead of picking individual powers, you now pick from a tree of powers called "disciplines". While focused on one of your disciplines you get a specific benefit from it. There's still talents, psi points, and psi limits and the like.

>>53279446
I might try to nibble a few parts of you!

>>53279452
Oh, I'll freely admit that the MC counters are better. I'm not arguing that.
I'm just saying that RH counters, even the low level ones, are still good. Not the best, but good.

>>53279474
I can't believe it isn't already happening. Hasn't it been weeks?

It only takes one PM...

>>53279480
What's the place of a psion in a game? Are they strong? What are they based on?

>>53279346
Alright, quickrundown for the purpose of this discussion, I'm going off memory from looking through them like a week ago and wont bother with the ones I haven't read. I swear to god if anyone takes this personally I will apologise profusely, I just wanted to do some rapid analytics and don't mean to slander or shill

>Lord Cornelius
Yes, obviously
>Rekannas Haelcant
No, too pathfinder standard.
>Aiden Delaney
Yes, lovable rogue is very Indiana Jones.
>Raimi
Yes, very pulpy.
>Caleni
No, no connection
>Merlynn
No, no connection
>Doctor Gaius
Yes, maybe a bit too serious though.
>Amalthea Sendorei
No, no connection
>Aurelian Mopatis
Yes, slow doing slow things, well reasoned, maybe too serious.
>Param Calard
No, too pathfinder standard.
>Priestess Sybille
Yes, perfect armhanger/damsel for pulp adventure
>Sapera Hemakshi
Yes, very pulpy.
>Wendifa Malu
Yes, pretty pulpy.
> Akane Ketsueki
Yes, mysterious femme fatali is pulpy

just my opinion. But yeah I'd say the majority fit raunchy indiana jones, and most of the rest (the pathfinder generics) don't really clash and could work with the right party members to play off of imo.


Yes pulpy is a poorly defined phrase, no Im not going to define it, I'm just going off instinct.

>>53279498
Stopwatch is alright, but the surprise counter is really situational, and not a good pick. Flickering Defense is maybe good, but seems to a bit lame compared to the success rate of other disciplines "Skill check to negate" and is a 3rd level to boot, and probability twist is a huge gamble if you don't know what the die result and bonus were because of GM hiding them.

>>53279575
Agreed about Clockwatcher, it's not worth the readied slot.
Flickering Defense is hilarious against firearms, but iffy otherwise.
Probability Twist is a boost with a weird action, unless my copy of PoW:E is out of date.

>>53279499
But what if a PM comes and it's not just "lemme smash"? What then?

>>53279561
Doesn't matter, Rory doesn't care

The motivation for starting this game was finding more people to ERP with since he didn't get in Overlewd

>>53279606
Bust out an adventure from the Trove and run it

>>53279575
Flickering Defense is a 60' ally counter, not personal, and unless if your target have poor defenses, works out to about a -8 to the attack. It also needs no investment anywhere.

On the other hand, skill checks only get ridiculous with investment and at higher levels. Sure, it's no Flowing Creek, but it's one of the stronger ones.

>>53278643
>>53278679

Lazy Throne GM, I really should've skimmed or edited more out of the first part. Everything's doing great, I love my players and all, but right now I'm trying to figure what to change and fix because heck this first book is a drag.

>>53279561
You forgot serial killer-kun!

>>53279492
I didn't realize this was going to be one of THOSE kinds of caves.

I'm still butchering and eating the elf though

>>53279678
I didn't, like I said I was just firing from the hip from memory, Akane was the most recent character posted when I had last read the apps in full.

>>53279663
That's really cool, Lazy. I hope things get more fun!
I'm still pretty jealous, but I'll manage.

>>53279601
Clockwatcher isn't worth the known slot, especially for a discipline whose skill is wis, implying you'd have a high perception, completely invalidating it.
Flickering Defense seems okay, but 3rd level maneuvers have a lot to compete with, and it's basically a 2nd level counter. Time Skitter, and things from other disciplines should have way higher priority.
Probability Twist has all those problems, except feels like a 1st or 2nd level boost.

>>53279662
So is Warning Roar from Golden Lion, and is a maneuver level lower so it won't compete against stronger maneuvers, and the original anon was on a warlord. He's going to have cha, and not the wis for stopwatch, and diplomacy is a good skill to invest in. What else would he take as 2nds? What would he take as 3rds? He only gets two of each, and unless he spends a feat, 3rd is more competitive


To warlord unarmed anon, take Thrashing and Riven, sprinkle in some Golden Lion to grab Warning Roar, and maybe a martial tradition for fun stances like Veiled Moon, Shattered Mirror, or whatever sounds cool to you.

>>53279606
Then obviously we lay out a plot to destroy our rivals and seize power for ourselves like normal, healthy, red-blooded humanoids.

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>>53277157
Amalthea's sats are: 36 years old, 5'11" and 185 lbs

>>53279607
I do actually care.

I love most of the apps character wise, but AP-wise they're not clicking for me. There's a few that work, but not enough to make a party that synergizes nicely and might have good interactions. If I can't form a decent party w/ compatible schedules, I might put TSS away, but I'm not setting that in stone: things can change, and some new apps might surprise me with how good they are.

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>>53279772
PANIC!

BAMBOOZLE IMMINENT!

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>>53279772
>mfw I was right

it's all downhill from here

>>53279772
Perhaps you ought to update the listing with a more specific outline of the kind of character you expect? Right now "Raunchy Indiana Jones" has such a wide batting area that lists like this >>53279561
Seem reasonable, which must not be the case for you. Perhaps even PM some of the characters you like and tell their players that their character wont be considered unless they get more on tone?

>>53279616
Is that a euphemism, or...?

>>53279849
Exactly as written.

If you have time to wait for a PM, you have time to run a campaign!
You do play Pathfinder, right Anon?

>>53279772

Rory, ladies and gentlemen!

>>53279741
I'd certainly be down for that. I'm sure we'll get on like a house on fire, you and I.
There may be no survivors at all.

>>53279894
He's a shit

but he's not wrong here.

>>53279784
It's not a bamboozle if I give you a week's notice, is it?

>>53279834
Most definitely, I'll give TSS a week before I start cracking down taking a heavier hand in apps. As of now I've only been offering suggestions and letting people figure things out themselves.

>>53279894
Yes, and?

>>53279894
But he has a valid complaint and reason to say what he's saying.

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>>53279910
>a week's notice

>>53279925
if you can't fix shit in a week you should leave.

>>53279910
>I'll give TSS a week before I start cracking down taking a heavier hand in apps.

What's the point? You bascially just said you aren't even considering 90% of the apps (for a valid reason), why drag out those people's ignorance and allow more people to app under the patterns set by them?

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>>53279561
>Caleni
>No connection

You... How long ago was it that you looked at her app? Because it at least pretends to have some sort of connection, even if it doesn't provide much reason to stick with the overarching plot.

>>53279772
Yeah well maybe next time don't name it after "stupid enormous" memes that only exist because YOU FUCKING LEAKED LOGS WITHOUT PERMISSION

How do you think the other person feels about having their roleplay made fun of all the time because of you, and then you rub it in their face more by using it for your own private thirst quest

>>53279981
I just wanted to let you know I appreciate you.

Did I miss any currently recruiting /pfg/ games from the list?

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77293/ironfang-invasion-aventure-path/
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/76813/the-skull-of-the-stupidly-enormous-trouser-serpent-god
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/76041/mighty-quest-for-epic-loot-in-the-lair-of-the-kobold-queen

>>53280003
>kind of boring looking
>it is not clear it is a bamboozle
>shilled too much

>>53279868
>>53279849
I want to play too! It's a great way to pass the time while I wait for one of you to PM me

PF DM's who have run games with 3PP. How do you balance encounters with the more powerful PoW characters? Especially with the ever popular feat tax rules in play?

Huh. Guess I'll have to put Micolash Cage in reserve since he won't fit in TSS. Oh well, I'll come up with something more serious.

>>53280018
Literally one applicant did it anon, don't blame the hen for the cracked egg

>>53280101

Or just not apply to a game that exists solely for Rory to get attention and eventually fold on.

>>53280049
Its really hard to when even an unoptomized one can kill a CR+2 or 3 enemy in one turn.

>>53279950
Because, hey, I give people time to change things as they look over it and consider things. I'm not one for sudden announcements and such. When I have time I'll go through and explain what I like and what I want to see more of in each app.

>>53279981
I'm not gonna dispute that, TSS is/was poorly named.

>>53280112
I like the idea of Micolash Cage but I agree, he likely wouldn't fit in TSS. Or normal Serpent's Skull, for that matter.

>>53280003
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/75856/dimensional-ark-abyssia

I wish this one got more attention even though I'm not applying just because I really wanted to read some duo app profiles.

>>53280136

Exhack is really hard to get relevant info out of. Level 11 gestalt is also a nightmare

>>53279981
>>53279996
I sort of want to protect her smile now. I guess all the demonizing of the villain in that story has that effect.

>>53279772

See >>53279981

Rory go and stay go

>>53275152
What if it's two Dragon-type creatures, but one is bipedal and humanoid-shaped?

>>53280136
I still need to work up my app with my super cute partner!

>>53280231
Well that's just kinky, anon.

Huh, so looking over Soulknife archetypes, you could have a Initiating soulknife with mindblade, mind armor, AND a mind shield all together... none of it seems to conflict if I'm adding it all up right.

>>53280304
Yes, but you'd be better off being a War Soul Psychic Armory soulknife who picks up armor and shields via blade skills, if you still want them. The archetypes are underwhelming enough in actual play that they later printed blade skills that do 90% of what they do.

>>53280360
I heard Psychic Armory is disgustingly powerful, so much so that it's best soulknife archetype. Is that true?

>>53280387
Yes

>>53280387
>disgustingly powerful
But it's a soul knife so it's kinda okay.

>>53280360
Hmm, looks like no one's added it to d20pfsrd yet. Which book was it in?

>>53280387
It's not so much 'disgusting powerful' as it is, like, actually comparable to tier 3 classes in a way that the base Soulknife isn't.

It just looks really strong because it's got a Wis-powered longbow as a class feature instead of needing be a Zen Archer Monk and also buy a bow separately.

>>53280443
War Soul is in Path of War.

Psychic Armory is in Psionics Augmented: Soulknives 1.

You'll also want to look at the "optional" sidebar for High Psionics, which (despite the name) basically just says "give the Soulknife the benefits of the Gifted Blade archetype for free because we fucked up and made the class too weak".

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>PM your crush
>think it's just a meme
>open Roll20 randomly
>pic related
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What do I do?

>>53280580
>your crush wasn't me

Now I'm sad!

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I wish I could duo app with someone for Dimensional Ark.

>>53280591
But what kind of duo app?

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>>53280598
I... Don't quite know, I've just got artwork that's burning a hole in my digital pocket.

>>53280580
>still 0
At least I have my players, right?

>>53280641
Vult, you're just another notch in a bedpost for those vicious harlots. Don't deceive yourself.

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>>53280610
More artwork.

I'm feeling a daemon vibe from these.

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/pfg/, why won't you listen? Why won't you learn?

PM them, please. I killed DHB already. What makes you think I'll stop there?
I've got my sets on someone even more beloved this time...

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>>53280668
>Get told his ERP is shit, you hear me? SHIIIIT
>People still swarmed on a rumor of a slot to get in
>To add him to their bed post???

>>53280715
He's a meme, Anon. They probably needed the Vult badge.

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>>53280709
>I've got my sets on someone even more beloved this time...
Who's more beloved than DHB? Your threats are hollow!

>>53280733
aaaaaaaaaa

>>53280709
>Killed DHB
I just told DHB this in the game he's currently playing, and it got a chuckle out of him.

>>53280754
Wist, pls...

>>53280754
Jokes on you, Wist is cheap stock, practically penny.

>>53280766
I never promised it would stick! The Master is tenacious and powerful!

>>53280807
By the Blade of QANON I shall smite thee for thine false tongue!

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>>53280709
Look, why should we give two smelly shits about someone like you? Give us a resume or get lost, kid. Who've you PMed already?

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>>53280682
>>53280610
Hey guys, I got enough artwork for a party.

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>>53280946
>>53280610
>>53280682
Last one!

Which is cooler? Armor that looks like stone, armor that looks like bone, or armor that looks like glass? Any I hadn't listed?

>>53280921
To completion or counting foreplay?

>>53280959
I know it's edgy as fuck but I am a fan of just straight up fucking magical armor. Like, reactive plating that moves to intercept the attack.

You might even become FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>53280959
Stone. Easy.

>>53280997
Either.

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>>53281014
>mfw this reminds me of the time I worked tirelessly with a buddy on Steam for a summer on a setting
>mfw one of the unique enemies in the campaign were super-charged knights outfitted with armor lined with muscles (essentially biological power armor) connected to the human "pilot" by gelatinous oozes that would gradually melt the skin and muscle and reconnect the nerves with that of the suit

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>>53281036
A paltry 9 individuals, then! I'm no master, but I'm doing my best, and you should too!

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>>53281085
That's not how you write a resume, you fool! Those could be Roll20 randoms for all we know, give us NAMES!

>>53281085
No, no, no. Give us the names.

>>53281111
>>53281102
Do I look like a meme dog to you?

>>53281132
Names don't embarrass anyone.
Besides, you could always just PM them to ask if they want to air this info.

>>53280135
Well, what is currently missing out of the lineup that you'd consider acceptable?

>>53281132
Woah woah, you're not leaking the logs here, you're just saying PMs were exchanged. Hardly an issue for anybody.

>>53281162
Nope, in a Post-Rory world, even bringing it up will terrify anyone. It's just not going to happen.

>>53281188
I bet if someone posted reeeeeally good logs, everyone would treat them as a hero instead of a monster.

>>53281221
Nope, because they're still violating that sanctified bond created with the PM!

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I'm sorry guys, but this General has been crap for just too long.

>>53281163
I don't have time to go into detail- I'm about to go to sleep, anyhow, but if you skim over old pulp magazines and shows and movies, stuff like Indiana Jones, the Librarian, Doc Savage, stuff like that (I only listed the stuff off the top of my head, I'll try and pull up more examples later if this is still a topic of interest in the morning), not just the main characters, but the support cast, even some of the villains (though obviously toned down and maybe given a painting over in a more heroic/neutral light) would be wonderful to have.

>>53281241
The lesson here, kids, is to always ask for permission first.

Anyways, goodnight, sleep well /pfg/

>>53281188
>>53281241
Well guess what then, anon? Since you've failed to put your proverbial money where your proverbial mouth is, I'm officially declaring you do be a non-proverbial fibber! It's all lies! You've never PMed anyone!

>>53281263
>The lesson here, kids, is to always ask for permission first.
>Memedog
>delivering the lesson

I don't like it.