/pfg/ Pathfinder General

>>53204617
>What? How? Did one of the girls claim Kyras and Andrik for herself?
>Muffled Elven Laughter in the Distance

>>53204571
Dwarven Magic Ales.

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>>53204571

What sort of fantasy drinks have you come up with?

We've got The Succubus's Delight. Its a mixed drink of vodka, strawberries, a little bit of salt. Historically it was done as a shot out of a cute girls navel, but health codes put a stop to that.

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So! Who all's excited for the weekend? Any big plans, game-related or otherwise?

>>53204779
Sounds like how in Japan a popular way to drink sake is pooled in the space between a girl's pelvis and thighs

>>53204571
He wants to swear off the hooch, but travelling with a cleric of Cayden Cailean makes it hard.

>>53204789
One player isn't able to play in my RoW game, so now I guess I'll just get statblocks and stuff done for /ss/

>>53204789
I'm going to be busy busy busy with stuff stuff stuff! With Mother's Day on Sunday, I don't know if I can make it to my game Saturday!

>>53204809
Eh, I'd imagine a clerec of Cayden would be cool with it. Afterall, every party an group of friends needs a designated driver, and to drink to fool drunkedness and alcoholism is an abuse of Cayden's most sacred past-time

>>53204849

there's always the temptation of dipping into the sacramental wine when around a cleric.

>>53204650
>He doesn't know

One of the girl's already sunk their fangs into one of them?

>>53204873
A girl named ___Wubu

>>53204807

i thought that was a part of the whole thing of eating off of a naked body.

>>53204779
I came up with a drink called Sunshine, a rare type of wine that produces a sensation akin to being on the porch with good company after a long day of work, with the weekend ahead of you.

Pairs well with white fish.

>>53204807
You could also do it between her feet.

>>53204849
I am a fighter, he is a cleric and the other two are a sorcerer and a druid. I am not the designated driver, I am just the guy who they plant in the seat before they get pulled over,

>>53204915

just next time, when you're pulled over. leave no one in the drivers seat. "He was here a second ago."

>sleep applying with a sheepgirl to the rorygame

/wipesbrow

>>53204937
But my character has a reputation to keep up. He may by level 16 and stronger than a fire giant with gear that is worth more than an entire nation's treasury, but he is still naught but a merchant whose daring actions have pulled his family from the deep end simply by existing.

>>53204962
>girl

heh

>>53204984
I'm gonna pat her head!

>>53204888
Wubu is a greedy woman!
and I wanna spoil her~

>>53204962
TWO AND A HALF WEEKS UNTIL APPS CLOSE

WE HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE MOST OF THE MEMES

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Darechaser. Any good?

>>53205018
Not if I spoil her first!

>>53204873
It's literally only been a few nights.

What kind of slattern could've made a move that fast?

>>53205078

You know who.

>>53204962
Which girl is best so far?

Which one is objectively a tittymonster?

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>>53204571

A classy bar has to be one of the coziest places to have a base of operations. Rivaled only by an out of the way coffee shop.

>>53205115

Amalthea

Amalthea

>>53205114
_Franze?

>>53205078
My money's on the Elf making her moves first, followed swiftly by the Witch (if not the two of them fighting for the same man.)

>>53204571
One of our games, we had random assortments and our character cared about quality... but mostly secondary to quantity (past a certain level at least). We mocked up a teleport power in M&M that let one of our characters drunkenly stumble off into the distance (as long as it was hallways/alleys/etc) and end up at a bar. They could even drag the party with them. Some of our quest rewards involved getting magical booze even.
For a current game, my smarmy elven scholar, who just does field research and is not an adventurer in denial of course, probably fancies aristocratic or regarded drinks but also likes certain common ones (and would avoid admitting to drinking at wizard bars as a matter of taste, not dishonesty); our mermaid captain probably does the same though she'd probably have some oddities concerning certain tavern styles (having run away from her family's tavern). The skald probably prefers quantity of alcohol and would be increasingly dismissive if it didn't kill lesser drinkers upon imbibing. Not sure about our not-a-dragon, though convincing them something was draconic would probably get them to drink it quickly enough.

>>53205141
Amalthea is a tired meme.

If you're going to shitpost, at least bring new material.

>>53205115
Prissy is best
Amalthea is titmonster
Neyja is tit&dickmonster

>>53205154

The elf's player has a reputation of arranging pregame ERPs with other PCs in their games, don't they?

I recall them being in the thread and bragging about it the other day.

So probably.

>>53205161

Amalthea has aged to perfection.

>>53205115
I want to know what parties or ships /pfg/ will make. PC/PC, PC/NPC, and combinations of three and four thereof

>>53205154
>(if not the two of them fighting for the same man.)

Poor Kyras

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>>53205196
Its still early anon, but dont worry, we have our best people on it.

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>>53204453
>Consider the following:
>The Divide
>Male - 11
>Female - 10
>Suspicious Bulge - 1
>BAAAAAH - 1

>Alignment Spread
>LG - 3
>NG - 5
>CG - 1
>LN - 3
>N - 1?
>CN - 4
>LE - 2
>NE - 1
>CE - 1

Too lazy to do an actual lineup just yet. People need to fill in their shit so I can TL;DR it.

>>53205201
Now that's a log I want to see, isn't Kyras a huge adorkable mess when women flirt with him? Two girls after his sword would surely be a surprise worth seeing.

>>53205227
Add another Female and CE

>>53205241
>implying Anon didn't mean both girls would go for the strapping, heroically proportioned, statuesque, golden-haired god that is Andrik Kaminski

>>53205227
That child is CUTE! CUTE CUTE CUTE!

All the better for patting on the head

>>53205260
What, the virgin?
Boys are a pleasing dalliance, to be sure, but a woman with needs would want to be sure they can be met. What self-respecting adventuress would tie herself down to someone who hasn't been around the block a few times?

>>53205161

Amalthea will parent the party. Even if they specifically ask not to.

They will be parented.

>>53205245
It's been added at least halfway, but I'm holding out a little until actual information gets posted. Sheep is just "spicy meme" territory right now.

>>53205308
Both of the men are virgins, Anon.

>>53205308
>thinking Kyras isn't a virgin

Hey pfg, how would you stat a spider golem? Do such stats already exist? Preferably with the swallow whole ability.

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>>53204779
>>53204807
>>53204894
>>53204913

>>53205331
>>53205332
>rob both of them of their virtue
>use their tears to fuel a dark ritual

Practically writes itself.

I want to make a halfling mesmerist into a tank.
It's all 1st party and 20 point buy, right now I'm going with 5 STR, 16 DEX, 14 CON, 14 INT, 12 WIS, and 17 CHA.
I don't feel like I have enough feats to do this effectively, my plan was to use the meek facade trick with oslyuth guile and also use bodyguard with the helpful trait for when my allies are attack instead of me, but that doesn't leave me with enough feats to invest into actually being good at fighting.
As a side note I'd really like to have improved initiative, intense pain, and spell focus: enchantment as well but there just isn't enough space for it all.
So what can I do to effectively make this character into a tank while still dealing decent damage and being good at throwing out enchantment spells?

>>53205332
>>53205331
Have you seen the way he blushes, the way that tail won't stop moving? He wouldn't last ten rounds!

>>53205321
I welcome this with open arms.

>>53205333
There was an old 3.5 Demon thing that was a giant metal spider monster, iirc. Can't remember its name though.

>>53205367
Retriever.

>>53205333

Ask Vult

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>>53205367
>giant metal spider
>mfw

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>>53205321

Mythweaver. Legacy sheet or experimental sheet?

Thinking about trading Piercing thunder for primal fury just because I want surival as a class skill more than acrobatics.

Do I lose much in terms of combat prowess over this exchange?

>>53205333
Just get the stats for a Giant Spider and then slap on whatever Construct-ey template you think would work on top of it, then Advance the template up to whatever you think is powerful enough for your party.

>>53205434
Legacy is just tighter in my opinion and has more modularity. It really needs to not waste so much fucking space on the spells page, though.

>>53205423
I love things like this.

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>>53205245
>>53205323
Oh, I see what you meant now that I went back and F5'd the page. I'll do it next time. Lord knows there'll probably be more apps by then anyway.

>>53205442

Primal Fury is pretty much superior to Piercing Thunder

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>>53205423

This matches my mental image of Amalthea REALLY FUCKING CLOSE

What are some good reach weapons for a guy that wants to specialize in beating things to death? I would prefer something primitive looking like a giant caveman club or something.

>>53205308
That's your pride talking! It is the responsibility of any mature, sexually confident adventuress to grab their virginal male companions and make those boys into men.

Otherwise, what happens if they meet someone else, an NPC conjured by Wubu to seduce these strapping young men and bear their children? I don't think Antoinette could stand up to a Nymph, or Branwen to a silver dragon disguised as a supernaturally beautiful Ulfen Paladin!

>>53205524
I'd worry that Branwen would try to marry the dragon first! Is she rich and powerful?

>>53205521
Lucerne Hammer refluffed as a lightpole torn out of the ground.

You must show them the light.

>>53205521

i think the Lucerne hammer is a g-
>>53205546
damn it!

>>53205541
>Rich
Exceedingly so!

>Powerful
Strong enough to cleave a dragon's neck in twain with a single swing of her silver sword!

>>53205546
And it shows how skilled you are! If you're beating them with a light pole, then just imagine if you had a real weapon!

>>53204107
It isn't over. I will find a suitably dumb Nick Cage image, and when I do you'll be sorry!

>>53205524
>Nymph
I'm not putting my man-staff in a fey without a cold iron condom, fuck you very much.

>Dragon
Now that's a tempting offer, but she's going to have enemies. She's probably going to have a century or two at least of lovers to compare me two. And I'm already concerned enough about making someone else "marry down" to my level.

>>53205227
So let's have a look...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmU9MXi9Uz0

MALES
Lord Cornelius Lanchester Giles von Vanderbilt III Esq.
>LN
>Human
>Gunslinger (Musket Master) | Ranger (Trophyhunter)

Rekannas Haelcant
>LG
>Half-Orc
>Warlord (Vanguard Commander) | Vigilante (Exposed, Noble Soul)

Aiden Delaney
>CG
>Human
>Stalker | Urban Barbarian

Raimi
>CN
>Tengu
>Stalker (Privateer) | Ranger

Doctor Gaius "Grey" Walete
>NE
>Human
>Investigator (Empiricist) | Swashbuckler (Inspired Blade)

Tiv "Tivvies" Nettle
>CN
>Kobold
>Warder (Hawkguard) | Vizier

Param Calard
>NG
>Arctic Elf
>Bushi Warlord | Fey Adept (Unseelie Disciple)

Wendifa Malu
>TN
>Catfolk
>Oracle (Pei Zin Practionner) | Zealot

Dr. Arthur T. Smythe Jr.
>LN
>Tiefling
>Bard (Archeologist) | Vigilante (Exposed)

I need good damage and I need tankiness. I also would like to have some skills.

Is Unbreakable Fighter 1 - Invulnerable Rager/Urban Barb 19 still the way to do it?

>>53205566
>>53205586
>interesting, powerful NPC waifus for men
>literally no interesting or powerful NPC husbandos for women

Really makes you think.

>>53205598
Only if you're also a half-orc and want to take the Stalwart line.

>>53205592
And now the girls...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPdr1p3GW1o

FEMALES
Caleni
>LG
>Hafling
>Paladin | Unchained Rogue (Hidden Blade)

Merlynn
>LE
>Kobold
>Witch (Wyrmwitch) | Rogue (Snare Setter)

Amalthea Sendorei
>NG
>Human
>Oracle | Medium

Serizri
>TN
>Kobold
>What

Priestess Sybille / Priscilla Sybille / Prissy
>NG
>Aasimar
>Oracle | Eliciter

Sapera Hemakshi
>CN
>Vishkanya
>Cavalier (First Mother's Fang + Hussar) | Unchained Rogue (Hidden Blade + Rake + Scout)

Kirha Kirhanna
>LG
>Catfolk
>Battle Butler | Warlord (Desperado)

Akane Ketsueki
>CN
>Skinwalker (Bloodmarked)
>Armorist (Lingchi Warrior) | Harbinger (Crimson Countess)

Asimilla "Simi" Vorosi
>NG
>Human
>Harbinger (Crimson Countess) | Swashbuckler (Falcata Swashbuckler, Veiled Blade)

Lorelei de la Boétie, M.D.
>NG
>Tiefling
>Alchemist (Chirurgeon) | Bard (Archivist)

>>53205598

Yeah, unless you can go with 3PP it's a classic. Arguably stronger than PoW in some ways.

>>53205423
I just noticed her joey in the pouch there

>'Ma, you're doing the thing again'

Also, that o in mom from her could feasibly be a 'u', and considering she's a kangaskhan, her having an australian accent is adorable.

>>53205592
Which characters would get along best?
Which characters would constantly be at each others throat but not to the point of murdering each others?
Which characters would kill each other at the first chance?

>>53205623
That's going to be a lot of disappointed NPCs.
But then they are three evil characters and one pretending to be evil. It's a classic move to keep a few princesses locked up in your dark tower.

>>53205546
So what you're saying is

a Lucent Hammer.

Who else is going to be immensely happy when Rorygame closes so he will stop shilling it non stop?

>>53205653
I want to carry Rory's children!

>>53205627
And finally...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBfkUlGFO4s

ADVANCED DEGENERACY
Neyja
>LE
>Hobgoblin
>Stalker (Soul Hunter) | Slayer (Bounty Hunter)


Syra Greathorn
>CE
>Aasimar (Agathion-blooded)
>Kineticist (Kinetic Knight) | Zealot (Void Prophet)

I forgot about Aurelian while parsing my document because he's a copy-paste of the last time the character was used and pretty boring.

>>53205627
>>53205666
There's another app, Anon. You forgot one.

>>53205628
My GM is not much on 3pp.

I've flipped around between a lot of builds deciding, but think this is the ticket.

>>53205661
Only if you accept that he's actually a MASSIVE DEGENERATE

"heterosexual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of consummating a marriage with a two-year long courting period, between a pair of able-bodied adults with stable financial plans, wherein each member holds the others hand, there is kissing involved, and a lot of whisperings of sweet-nothings" is his PREFERRED FORM OF LEWDS

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>>53205592
>>53205627
I'm pretty sure you missed like, 3-4 people overall but hey, I'm not one to judge.

>Finally teaching myself PoW
I'm not sure I like this.

>>53205691
You fool!

That's my fetish! My arousal intensifies!

>>53205699

Some do, some don't. Really not something to fret about.

>>53205708
OH NO

>>53205699

Great blog post, kill yourself

>>53205678
Oh wow. They're reproducing like rabbits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2eoN8tJVIY

Anyway to answer my shitpost opinion that none of you should feel obligated to listen to, drop all of the evil and neutral characters because we've had too much edge in PFG lately.

If I had 5 slots and no restrictions based on timeslots (and also people applying for memes), I'd make a party of:

>Aiden
>Caleni
>Sybille
>Kirha
>Asimilla

Because I would pay to read greentexts about a grown-ass normal man playing adult in the room to a much of heroic anime grills.

>>53205146
What makes you think it would be her, Anon?

>>53205738

>Grown-ass normal man playing adult in the room to a bunch of heroic anime grills

I feel like there was a screencap like that at some point.

>>53205696
I probably did. Rushing out these analysis posts lowers the quality and there's others that I reviewed like, literally two months ago like Aurelian that I'm not going to give the time of day again because holy shit dude, put some effort.

>>53205691
Priscilla confirmed, fucking cabal bullshit nepotism fetishbaiting shit.

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>>53205728
>I'm not sure I like this 3pp
>Blogpost

>>53205773
>talking trash about Papa Slow

Pitiful

>>53205790
>Samefagging to hype yourself
Now that right there is truly pitiful.

>>53205773
I mean, I was going to wait until sometime tonight to actually go through each individual for any sort of analysis. Glad to see someone whipped up something to pass out in the meantime, but right now I was just producing the results of the quick notes.

>>53205738
bonus points is posh british noblemen trying to get things done with a ton of anime girls in the deep jungle

>>53205779
What did you mean by this

>>53205790
Man, you cultists have gotten creepy.

I like a lot of Captain Slow's characters but I like them more when they aren't reused over and over again. Aurelian worked well as a fish out of water app for Dragons 2, and his writing is generally competent and stuff, but app recycling just rubs me the wrong way.

>>53205819
He even gets a dutiful maid with a sharp tongue.

The logic works.

Oh, darn. I just realized that the one big drawback of my idea (Micolash Cage). He'll be too busy pontificating about the dangers of the Outer Gods and freaking out to do lewd stuff.

>>53205872
Why not do tentacle stuff while philosophizing about the Outer Gods?

>>53205828
>app recycling
To be fair, would you honestly put in a serious effort for a game run by a log-leaker?

>>53205586
Oh hush, you. Listen to yourself, bemoaning your unconquerable maidenhood even as you wave away prospective lovers. You should care little for how many a woman has had, especially for something as magnificent as a dragon, or as mercurial as a fae. You think they can't use their experience to please you not? Do their forms cause you to shrink in disgust?

>>53205879
>log-leaker
I'm sure there's more than one app applying specifically for this reason.

>>53204789
Working on homebrew that I might publish!

>>53205820
He's probably implying that Rory and priscilla share a fetish but he only could communicate in three-quarters memes due presumably to brain-damage.

>>53204789
STRUGGLING NOT TO HOST A /pfg/ GAME WHEN MY SCHEDULE REALLY DOESN'T WANT ME TO.

>>53205888
Those are excellent points, but consider: How many stories have ended in tragedy *specifically* because someone fell in with the fey?

How many more because a mighty dragoness rolled over in her sleep?

I'm bold enough to throw myself into battle, but shit woman even a brave man has to take a step back and think with his brain as opposed to his weapon.

>>53205878
Well, I misphrased that. I meant more along the lines of "my app doesn't allowed for lewd things, therefore my chances of getting in are hampered". I'm not particularly looking for that sort of stuff, I just want to play Mythos madman Cage in a pulpy jungle setting.

>>53205623
Okay, let's list the prospective hunks for the ladyfolk of Blingmaker,

>Brass/Copper dragon moves in to set up an Iron Bank
>Golden dragon moves in to feel the tides of the political climate
>A mysterious and mighty Erlking sets up shop in the forest to conduct his Wild Hunts
>Knights and Bureaucrats of all shapes and sizes
>An exiled prince of Galt, handsome and obnoxiously French, begging for help to retake the failed state
>DILF Ex-Paladin that seeks comfort and closure after his harrowing past
>Vicious tongued and viciously handsome highwayman captured by the party, offers to warm the bed of the object of his desire in exchange for his life

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>>53205913
>share a fetish

Intriguing...

>>53205939
The hilarity of that might get you in, anon.

>>53205942
>Vicious tongued and viciously handsome highwayman captured by the party, offers to warm the bed of the object of his desire in exchange for his life


Hehe, still remember killing that elf loser in Dragon Age.

>>53205942
DRAKED

>>53205935
You assume two things, and as expected they unravel your points.

Firstly, few expect the relationship with that Nymph to last, being a more platonic love like Sir Pellias and the Lady of the Lake. Secondly, you expect the dragoness to be in her dragon form while in your presence? Perhaps for battle, perhaps, but when out and about the town she will be garbed in the form of a well-built Ulfen woman, her silver hair braided and blue eyes bright.

>>53205955
It's possible. I'll continue working on Cage, but I'm debating whether I should take Wizard (Elder Mythos Scholar). It fits his fluff, but mechanically it seems to be pretty shit.

For reference: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/wizard/archetypes/paizo-wizard-archetypes/elder-mythos-scholar-wizard-archetype/

>>53206007
>Ulfen
>Not Taldan


Shit. Taste.

>>53206017
Its actually not that bad. I would consider it. Or do dark tapestry oracle who went blind due to secrets from the great beyond.

But elder mythos scholar could lead INTO that because of reading things that no mortal cage should ever have seen

>>53205970

To be fair, he wasn't the worst knife-ear in the series.

Not by a long shot.

https://youtu.be/eVdHIH7hQ4M

>>53206001
Did the Temeria logs leak?

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>>53205738
>Neutral is edgy

>>53206082

Are we back to attention whoring?

The embargo was the best thing the thread's seen in a while as long as nobody in the PLD crew is attention whoring.

Do I have to go back to stalking Wist?

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Blackblood Life Oracle takes Energy Body
What happens?

>>53206080
Yeah, but I just couldn't justify my hard-as-fuck city elf not fucking murdering his pompous ass firctrying to kill him, you know? The RP hit the spot just right, and the cutscene knife came out.

>>53206114
Nigger, the shitposting continued well after Vult declared embargo. It's not the PLD crew turning this general into crap, it's board police faggots.

>>53206114
I won't let you hurt Wist! By the Blade of QANON, I shall smite thee!

>>53206198
S-such power couldn't be wielded by a mere anon. . . c-could it?

Do we have enough apps from meme players in TSS to make two full meme teams yet?

I'm checking the intimimancy guide and I can't find the mask of fear on the srd. Anyone mind linking me?

>>53206503
We've got Slow, Exhack, Sleep, Immortal, Disk, Sappy, Shoebox, and CountSucc. So yes

>>53206278
For one who has received HER BLESSING nothing is impossible!

Hold on, do none of the PoW base classes get Mithral Current?

>>53206552
Bushi is a template that gives Mithral Current to the Stalker/Bushi/Warder. Mystic gets it by default

>>53206552
Considering it's from PoW expanded, doing it without templates would require you to trait into it.

It's weird how I'm playing a game in Golarion's most mundane, backwoods, grimderp area and yet all I can think of for theme music is stuff from Yakuza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxrXgtSL2Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACUhXbJyz3o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WpanumAXiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jMzWlLkI5U

>>53206532
>those names

are they really all memes?

>>53206647

Why not music from The Witcher?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aokg4zEoe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V4tYZHNUY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADyZzGqwpHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NknjE2SBPxw

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>>53206032

>Silver Dragons
>Taldan

Oh boy, you're a clever one aren't you. The only two Silver dragons known are Northerners that take on distinct Ulfen appearances, Bronze Dragons are the Taldan men and women.

>>53206682
In order...

Slow plays Casimir
Exhack has Cijiska
Sleep has Rubio and Overlewd
Immortal is Gloriana
Disk... does something, I think RotJR
Sappy is Valeria
Shoebox is Etan
and Succ is Romulus

Plus the GM is RoryAnon. It's a meme game through and through

>>53206647
So it's what, Blingmaker 0 right now?

>>53206742
They're shifting their shape, dummy. The least they could do is pick a sexier breed of human.

>>53206720
Doesn't get me pumped as much, and the game didn't really do it for me.

That would work for vanilla Kingmaker, maybe, if I had as big a fetish for medieval Polish misery as some people.

>>53206752
Immortal is Tit Witch too

>>53206755
Well, they are just starting out--the Dragon of the Stolen Lands has yet to gain his title and tattoos.

>>53206752

Can't believe anyone thinks this game is going anywhere. Rory finally realized he's poison from a player perspective and switches gears to running a game so he can still leech attention from the threads. And surprise surprise, it's shilled non stop. When will you fuckers learn?

>>53206137
I don't know what either of those do.
You should post both of them up.

>>53206796
True

TWENTY-FOUR APPS IN FIVE DAYS WITH TWO WEEKS LEFT TO GO

>>53206784
Hey, Molotov-Ribbentrop was the ultimate Eiffel Tower

>>53206780
>Ulfen, tall hot warrior babes and dudes
not sexy?
>Inbred Taldan Nobility
sexy?

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>/pfg/ has several games
>I can't join any because of my timezone

Being in asia is suffering

>>53206802
>A /pfg/ meme game opens up immediately after another highly-shilled game opens
>It's run by one of the most infamous memesters
>A bunch of other /pfg/ celebs are applying with various degrees of seriousness

Gee-whizz anon I wonder why it's getting attention

>>53206863
remove thailand

>>53206752

It's basically the entirety of the Broodie cabal.

Makes me not even wanna apply. I'm not gonna get in over the Friend Squad.

Why would they even advertise, when we know the results ahead of time?

>>53206863
Where in Asia?

>>53206810
Blackblood causes you to be affected by +/- Energy as undead.
Energy Body causes you to transform into a Positive Energy Elemental for rounds a day.

>>53206866

>Run by notorious self shiller
>Even self shills by claiming he no longer shills

The only people who give a shit about pfg celebs are the people posting about themselves non stop.

>>53206872
SG

>>53206905
>Self-shills by refusing to shill

What

>>53206905
nice try rory

>>53206752
Cijiska and Romulus haven't even had their first game yet have they? It seems like a stretch to call those two meme players and meme characters.

Would a Kalabuto Investigator who dedicated his life to searching the Expanse for proof that Mwangi tribes founded Ancient Osirion be a good app for the Serpent's Skull campaign?

>>53206945
Cijiska was made by notorious waifu-smith Exhack and Romulus was part of the Overlewd knight memes

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How often do you see someone at your table develop their character? Like, actually change their alignment, beliefs, or outlook?

Has a villain ever realized that being thanked and loved feels good? Has a hero ever realized that his ambitions are more dear to him than his friends?

Because honestly, I've almost never seen this. People who play Evil characters keep talking themselves into staying evil, and people who play Good characters tend to stay good. The only exception was an edgelord asshole who kept playing Good characters as CE assholes so they could fall to "prove" how hypocritical Good people were.

>>53206991
Most of my Good characters become sullen, pessimistic, and withdrawn over time. It's hard watching people you care about die.

>>53206980

Overlewd knight memes were overwhelmingly negative

>>53206752
>forced daddy memes
>hasn't had a first session yet, but overlewd was a meme clusterfuck
>honest to god memelord who by his own admission cannot stop anymore
>yea fair enough
>how are you a meme if you're not even memorable
>shipped with daddy memes
>playing a human but has kitsune in the race field
>meme knight in meme game

>>53206991

Sounds more like him proving he was a prick, rather than making any blanket statement about good guys.

>>53206961
No, but your going to do it anyway so you can meme more /pol/shit.

Was wondering when that was going to start happening.

>>53207037
Nah, it's honestly way better suited to a Mummy's Mask game

>>53206780
>The least they could do is pick a sexier breed of human.

>Ulfen
>Tall, blonde and well-built women
>Not sexy

>>53207064
>retard spear chucker bear fucker savages
>even remotely attractive

Nice try

>>53207062
Yeah, just make a Spear throwing marksmen named Nix Bood for this one. It'll be just as subtle.

>>53207017
And yet two still made it in.

It's almost like any attention is good attention.

>>53206961

Kalabuto Mwangi are basically Chelaxians with dark skin, so I think they'd be more interested in bringing greatness and prosperity to Sargava than some We Wuz stuff.

Besides, Kalabuto is the wrong tribe, there's Mwangi in Thuvia and Osirion you could use.

>>53207104
...which PoW class is best for throwing spears?

>>53207101
which is best race then

>>53207116
I figure Kalabuto was a good analogue for African-Americans, in that they're culturally alienated from their roots and would thus be most prone to making up stupid shit.

>>53207101
>retarded katana chucking slant eye savages
>retarded star knife chucking swindling savages
>retarded law throwing devil fucking savages
>retarded spear chucking gorilla fucker savages
>retarded empire wasting griffon fucker savages
>retarded sand throwing goat fucker savages
>attractive
Humans were a mistake.

Does the flailpole classify as a flail or polearm?

>>53207024
Disk is a ReviewAnon. After he started revealing his biases, he got such a backlash that I think he's just left off on that for a while.

>>53207124
Stalker

>>53207157
What biases?

>>53207025
That is true. It shouldn't be surprising that he was a surly asshole the rest of the time, too. Was a prosletyzing Atheist on top of being just generally combative.

>>53207157
>people are biased towards things they like

who would have guessed

>>53207137
>they're culturally alienated from their roots and would thus be most prone to making up stupid shit

I never got that impression from the Kalabuto at all, they struck me more as the types who have embraced the Chelaxian heritage without trying to be all "We Wuz Kangz" about their history.

African-Americans would be the Mulaa, who have embraced the civilization of Cheliax but still retain a longing for their culture.

>>53207125
Keleshites

>>53206991
My Kineticist Psion in Runelords slowly learned how to chill the fuck out via interactions with the Gnome Druid and the rather sobering realization when Ameiko and the Party rogue commented that he was pretty much going to turn into another Nualia if he didn't learn to let go of shit.

>>53207170
Basically just that he liked certain characters more than others. And people were shrieking that he was using the reviews to try and jockey for position and get picked more often.

I don't remember specific complaints against him, but the point is, the thread turned against him so he decided it wasn't worth the headache. More power to him, I say.

>>53206991
I have the opposite problem, I always see people making awkward developments because of one major event. JUST BECAUSE YOUR BEST FRIEND DIED DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO EDGE LORD GUY, HOW'S THE REST OF THE PARTY GOING TO FEEL KNOWING THEY'RE CHOPPED LIVER?

>>53207191
>Keleshites
remove kebab

>>53207210
Sounds like an asshole.

>>53207143
They really were. One of the Gods needs to fix this.

>>53207191
t. Zadim

>>53207224
>>53207257

Jessica Price has said Keleshites are the greatest Human ethnicity in Golarion. Their only fault is being too good.

>>53207269
t. Kyra

You shouldn't shitpost on 4chan because your gf left you for martian pussy.

>>53204789

Hey there, Fennec!Anon.

GM of Ulfric an Co. here (henceforth to be known as Stjarnagardr GM)

Last weekend, the group finally made it to the final chamber of the underground temple dungeon, and faced off against a Young Black Dragon in its lair. Due to the Dragon having the upper hand in its own lair, and most of the group lacking good ranged weapons, they almost lost Kana to a failed Reflex save against the Dragon's Acid Breath.
Ulfric burned the last of his spells for the day to bring her back from negative hit points. The group retreated once they realized they were in for a losing fight, and vowed to come back and kill that Dragon next time.

We're taking this weekend off, after finishing the current chapter. With myself running a game every Saturday, non-stop since January, I feel like I deserve a break.

I'm gonna spend some time working on future plans and plots, and where the group wants to go next.

I wanted to go see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 this weekend, but I have to work on Sunday, so I won't be able to go along with the rest of my family to take my Mother to see it for Mother's Day.

>>53207269
sometimes I wonder why you asshats still run campaigns set in Golarion

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>>53207293
>>53207302

STOP MOCKING AN ANCIENT AND PROUD ETHNIC GROUP, MAY THE DAWNFLOWER TAKE YOU BOTH.

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>>53207269

Well, I don't know about "greatest", but I tell you what, them keleshites are seriously good eating.

>>53207143
Which empire is the griffons?

>>53207324
Taldor? Isn't their gimmick griffons or am I getting shit mixed up.

>>53207343

No, their thing were lions.

None of the civilizations have a thing for griffins.

>>53207343
Close--lions.

>>53207314
I want to marry a bootylicious Keleshite qt!

>>53207376
>bootylicious
Pff. Not unless they start using ass implants like real arabs.

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>>53207376
Good taste.

Is the ridiculous ACP worth the AC at lower levels? Getting medium to heavy armor that you can afford with L1 wealth seems like a great way to drown/plummet to your doom.

Then again, so is getting beaten to death...

>>53207367
Which is a shame because I'd totally bang a griffon.

>>53207415
Its all about your class. Don't get armor as a monk.

If you are a paladin, you can spare the armor, so spring for it. If you are a barbarian, your mass HP will cover for you.

But yeah, the acp can be shit at low levels, but that is generally the idea.

>>53207427
But they're dumb eagle-lions!

>>53207415
Get four Mirror armor and an armored kilt

>>53207415
Yes, generally speaking. One lucky hit can shave off most of your health if you're not careful, and that's from weak monsters.

AC ages like milk, but the best defense is to not get hit in the first place, and at low levels you need to not get hit. If your GM requires you to do a lot of running and jumping, bring gear along to mitigate that--rope, ladders, grappling hooks, etc. If he's going to just make you "plummet to your doom" anyway, then he's going to kill you regardless of how well armored you are.

/pfg/ I'm bored

Should I write something? I wanna write something

>>53207511
What kind of stuff do you enjoy writing?

Why is there a tiefling plague doctor with fat tits?

>>53207511
write some sexy kobold smut.

do it, anon

>>53207511
PM me, Anon. We could write something together!

>>53207376
>wanting all your stuff taken because of inheritance laws
Unless of course you want an copt- I mean Osirion/Avistani Keleshite, in which case go for it. Find your delicious caramel goddess!

>>53207511
Cross-shipping smut go go go.

>>53207522
She's an herbalist in search of the Next Big Thing within the herbal cornucopia that is the Mwangi Expanse.

She's got fat tits because she's got fat tits!

>>53207511

Why not write a kind and uplifting poem for your mother?

>>53207517
I dabble in a lot of things but setting stuff is what I do enjoy. Especially when it's not standard fantasy stuff. Got suggestions?

>>53207531
>>53207549

Sorry bruv but I don't write smut. Cross-over "what-if" encounters though, I might consider.

>>53207543
I'll THINK ABOUT IT

>>53207552
I suck at poetry though.

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>>53207569
>I dabble in a lot of things but setting stuff is what I do enjoy.

How about a tavern confrontation between a crown loyalist and Rostlandic patriot in Brevoy?

Okay, so I'm currently planning for the future of Micolash Cage, and I'm not quite sure what I want. Blaster seems the most Cage-y, but being a blaster is the weakest form of wizardry. What should I do?

>>53207125
I'm going to throw in my hat and say that, were it not for the shitty writing and execution of geopolitics, it would be the Mwangi, especially given their peoples penchant for shitting out powerful archwizards in great number, and said archwizards having been some of the biggest movers and shakers in the Inner Sea.

Mwangi are to Golarion what white people are to Earth

>>53207599
But I'm not good with Golarion! I need to read up on it! I do better with settings I make on my own!

>>53207609
>Mwangi are to Golarion what white people are to Earth

I understand this is fantasy, but there's such a thing as suspension of disbelief

>>53207609
>it would be the Mwangi, especially given their peoples penchant for shitting out powerful archwizards in great number, and said archwizards having been some of the biggest movers and shakers in the Inner Sea.

Bull-fucking-shit, if you read the actual lore for the Mwangi it says they're an extremely insular and secretive people that have only very, very recently begun to leave the Expanse and explore Golarion.

>>53207609
Aside from a few wizard colleges and Jatembe(who was admittedly really fucking important) they don't really do much.

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>>53207611
I got it! I got it!

Not!Japanese bird-people entertaining a Not!French foreign dignitary!

>>53207635
But Jatembe was nethys and shieeet

>>53207629
Nex. Jatembe. That guy who invented Sun Orchid Elixer and created the whole economy of Thuvia

>>53207635
Nex, the guy who nearly conquered Absolam, was a Mwangi

>>53207609
What archwizards? The only one they had is dead. And he was a peaceful man who barely even left the jungle (I don't even remember his name he was so uninteresting). If you're talking about Nex and Geb, neither are Mwangi.

>>53207451
Exactly! Eagle for the front gives you perpetual bedroom eyes and wings, and lion butt gives you something furred to hold onto without having to worry if you're going to rip out any feathers.

>>53207650

Jatembe was important, but I think his accomplishments are hardly as notable as the accomplishments of the Taldan Empire.

>>53207639
This...

I will have to consider

Got any other ideas for it?

>>53207657
>The only one they had is dead. And he was a peaceful man who barely even left the jungle
Jatembe is MIA and he traveled fucking everywher. Made deals with gods and demons and then fucked off to go Baba Yaga some other planet.

>>53207427
I want to bangGilda

>>53207663
I mean.

Making sure how to do Arcane magic so that knowledge wasn't fucking lost forever is pretty fucking important.

>>53207676
Which meme is that?

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>>53207659
Too bad you're never, ever going to find a griffin in your campaign!

Besides, if a griffin fuggs you it's going to keep fugging you for the rest of your days, they mate for life!

>>53207650
Nex and Geb are both Garundi, not Mwangi. Learn your lores.

>>53207676
>>53207692

>Gilda

Oh no, not the griffon bitch, even if she was kinda hot, NOT HERE, NOT NOW

>>53207706
TOO LATE, ANON.

TIME TO PONY UP, DORK

>>53207671

Frenchman inadvertently helps an official confront his drinking problem, another reconcile with his estranged son, and unwittingly receives one of the local potentate's daughters as a wife.

>>53207455
Four mirror is ridiculous, it has the exact same stats as chain mail but a third of the price.

>>53207550
She better not bare those tits! If she gets dirty, that could lead to the spread of disease!

Where's that one pdf that was here of the book containing all the major magical people in the Inner Sea?

>>53207706
How about Gabby

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>>53207746
>She better not bare those tits! If she gets dirty, that could lead to the spread of disease!

That's what rubbing yourself down in antiseptic oils is for, anon. I bet she can get some with SPF too, for when she wants to get a nice, even tan.

>>53207701
This. Garundi are pretty swank. Mwangi are very reclusive and quiet.

>>53207706

I feel like there's a reference I'm missing, and yet, something tells me I'm better off.

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>>53207676
>>53207706
>>53207728
>>53207761
AN ANON HAD THE BOOKS FOR THIS, DO NOT PROVOKE HIM TO INFLICT THAT DEGENERACY ON THE THREAD

>>53207697
You're not hearing me complaining about that! Besides, everyone knows that when you bang a griffon you get QT harpy daughters out of it.

>>53207761
Best girl

>>53207701
>>53207769

Mwangi are reclusive and insular, and are only recently beginning to explore the outside world.

Garundi are Empire Builders, and considered incredibly cultured.

Keleshite are money-grubbing smug bastards.

>>53207778
>Besides, everyone knows that when you bang a griffon you get QT harpy daughters out of it.

T-That's not how it works, when you bang a griffin you just get barbs and stuffed! They can't interbreed with Humans.

>>53207768
What about her thighs?

>>53207796
Did I stutter when I said nice, even tan? Those oils are going all over her. She'll need someone to work it into her back, though.

>>53207730
That might be a bit too much, though I do have ideas for it. Perhaps a dignitary from the Republic and his (not!Varangian Guard) bodyguard being entertained by the Eastern birdfolk? Maybe a tease of a setting? I've had ideas for a setting in this style for a while

>>53207793
Barbs and stuff are only something you need to worry about if you're a girl or gay. Besides, that's totally how that works! If it works for Zeus, it will work for us.

>>53207816

Go for it, paisan.

>>53207810
She'll need some strong, skilled hands for that. But would she prefer the calloused hands of a fighter or the slender fingers of a sorcerer?

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How do you build him?

>>53207867
I think she'd want whichever fingers were willing and able to work the oil all over her back, butt and thighs.

>>53207921
(you)

>>53207921
Through years of desperation.

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So tell me /pfg/, what are the mechanical advantages to lesbianism in Pathfinder?

I heard it was made by a bunch of turbo-liberals who couldn't even let gay men have their special Sacred Band psychic sign language without eventually nixing that for a rebellious version for lesbians and breeders.

>>53207926
Well then, I was thinking of making a monk anyways. Why not have him go full Zatoichi?

>>53208047
>what are the mechanical advantages to lesbianism in Pathfinder?

There are none?

>>53208047
There are none. Play a different game.

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Please PM them, /pfg/
Time's running out!

>>53208098
Why don't YOU PM them, anon? You've been telling us and telling us and telling us some more to do something you might not be doing! Practice what you preach!

>>53208098
>Time's running out!
Is there something I should know?

>>53208121
There's another man!

>>53208098
You are the worst cancer.

>>53208098
One the one hand, I got a great game with some great players

On the other hand, NO PMs!

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>>53208152
>he doesn't remember Vult

It hasn't even been that long!

>>53208098
>>53208157
I never get PMs, and I've been mentioned pretty regularly.
Being a meme player doesn't get you attention except in the thread.

>>53208161
That was a self generating cancer and you know it

>>53208192
Poor chaika-anon

>>53208246
can you not

>>53208192
>Being a meme player doesn't get you attention except in the thread.

This is very, very true.

>>53208249
Nope, it's in my blood.

>>53208192
Who are you, Anon?

I'll PM you!

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>>53208246
>>53208249
>>53208263

>I've been PMing Chaika-anon since before PMing was a meme

I give him a "cute as heck"/10

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>>53208192

JUST END ME

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are there any fellow anons part of THAT tournament?

the teambased 30 man pvp tourney

don't hide it from me, I can easy tell when a channer is outside his natural habitat

>>53208287
I'm THE BOSS

>>53208116
I...I...I already did, Anon. It was magical!

>>53208287
PM the memes and see what you get!

>>53208310
>are there any fellow anons part of THAT tournament?
I thought the Celestial Tournament was a bamboozle.

>>53208330
you better check again, the DM started purging inactives just yesterday. teams are being formed and there's still time to join.

>>53208157
Post some credentials, and you'll get some PMs. That's how it works!

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>>53208298

>>53208307
Who are you, Anon? Just being unpopular isn't a big enough hint!

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>>53208338
>teams are being formed

What, with all six of the applicants that are still around?

How many tentacle spells are there in Pathfinder? Just Black Tentacles and Grasping Tentacles?

>>53208328
Who did you PM?

>>53208373
24 actually.
4 teams have formed ready.
6 slots = 1 team left.

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>>53208361
ADMIT IT CHAIKA-ANON

THE ONLY REASON YOU POST YOUR MEMES AND REACTION FACES AND YOUR HILARIOUS BUILDS

IS BECAUSE YOU ARE /CUTE/. WE SPELL THAT CEE-YOU-TEE-EEE, CUTE!

And we love you for that

>>53208381
Rory

>>53208381
>>53208399 is lying.
I actually PMed Sleep

>>53208399
Lying is a sin

>>53208315
I don't know who that is, Anon. It's sad, because I really wanted to PM you, but I can't!

>>53208372

I'm, uhh.

The nonlewd one.

>>53208423
>He doesn't know about BOSS DICK

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>>53208121

To clarify, is it possible for a person who has 8 Cha to actually be considered attractive somehow?

My fighter who has 8 Cha whos modeled after a JRPG protagonist has a few admirers already despite being extremely socially awkward

>>53208469
Describe him as attractive, compensate for the low score with ruining his charisma in other facets of his character.

>>53208469
>To clarify, is it possible for a person who has 8 Cha to actually be considered attractive somehow?

Oh, absolutely. Charisma 8 does not mean they're unattractive, it just means the moment they open their mouth to reply to someone admiring their muscles, they say something retarded.

>>53208469
It means they're very, very unpleasant to talk to, unpersuasive, unintimidating, bad at lying, bad at performance, and bad at magic wands.

>>53208469
Yes. Orik is considered darkly handsome at fucking 8 charisma while Lyrie is described as homely looking with 11 Charisma.

Charisma is ultimately personality and overall demeanor, not looks.

>>53208469
8 cha can mean you're a bit of a sperg, so all you have to do is be yourself and you'll do just fine

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>>53208453

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>>53208453

You better give me some of them pink envelopes, bucko.

>>53208498
This is so painful yet actually true for me

My characters can have 16-20 cha by default but get RPd like they have 8 Cha because of me

>>53208493
>>53208488
8 Charisma isn't even "what the fuck is wrong with you" territory. It's just a little below average.

It's when you go into <=7 that you get into legitimately unpleasant to deal with territory.

>>53208330
>PM the memes and see what you get!

Did we ever get a progress report from Harem Anon? How many badges do they have?

>>53208355
>>53208355
People already know me and my quality! except for the timestamps

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>>53208488

So... Are you telling me if I know I'm an autistic sperg with character conversations, I should just drop my Charisma to 7 and "act" like they're awkward?

>>53208521
I bet they're too much of a coward to PM their easiest target! Harem Anon is a bamboozler and a liar!

>>53208540
Just add some stuttering and use a blushing anime girl profile picture and people will call you cute.

>>53208541
Who would the easiest target even be? Sleep?

>>53208568
Obviously Rory or Sleep. Harem Anon claimed the former would even likely be his first claim!