/cyoag/ - CYOA General

I love you.

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>>53083164
The World [2G 6S 10B]

>Magic, Medium (1 Silver 1 Bronze) [2G 5S 9B]
I kinda like the idea of magic and tech being equilevant, should lead to interesting solutions. Of course, the High magic says that magic is just better than current technology, so maybe instead of sending probes to Mars, we could just teleport there. Choices. In the end, I wanted them equilevant. Plus it would concentrate world destroying powers in hands of relatively few people effectively chosen randomly, not good.

>Beauty (1 Silver) [2G 4S 9B]
This is a bit complicated too, since if you just shift the bellcurve, aren't the people at the end still considered ugly? But this should guarantee no fatties, so it's worth it.

>Magical Races (1 Silver) [2G 3S 9B]

>Reality (1 Bronze) [2G 3S 8B]
I think gradual change would be better but decades or centuries for changes to happen is just too long.

>Politics (1 Gold) [1G 3S 8B]
Communism is justice, comrade.
>COMMUNISM HAS NEVER FUC-
>Effective (1 Bronze) [1G 3S 7B]
Now it does.

>Intelligence, Remove Stupid (1 Silver 1 Bronze) [1G 2S 6B]
We are going to space. Magic space. With space magic.

>Peace on Earth (1 Bronze) [1G 2S 5B]
Considering the amount of changes suddenly enforced by Reality, it's probably better to enforce peace too. Not many people wish for war anyway so it's not large edit. I'm far more hesitant about removing the possibility of crime. It's rather large mindfuck to the entire population of earth. It basically comes down to two questions, I think. 1) are the laws enacted by government just. 2) does the freedom to commit crime justify the cost in suffering the victims experience. I think the answer to 2) is no but 1) is not guaranteed. I guess you could use other changes to ensure that government enacts only just laws but others can attempt that exercise.

>Growth (1 Bronze) [1G 2S 4B]
No more flat, death to lolicons.

>>53083188
t-thanks

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>>53083203
Personal:

>Amazing (1 Gold) [0G 2S 4B]
Magic, Beauty, Magical Race, Intelligence. I'm a dragon now. Always be dragon.

>Perfect, Mind, Ageless, Second Time (1 Silver 3 Bronze) [0G 1S 1B]
Pretty standard "don't wanna die" package. Only thing missing is not getting hurt or sick but I guess magic can handle that.

I got 1 Silver and 1 Bronze left and not much to spend it on. I guess I could introduce mutants or remove some concept, like 4chan, but eh.

>Command, Powerful (1 Silver 1 Bronze) [0G 0S 0B]
Used to tell people to piss off if they are bothering me, don't really have much interest in controlling people. Also the rich people I know are far more attached to their cash than something like true love.

I wrote too many words about this, so I get the bonus Bronze coin
>No punishment
I'll use this to shitpost nonstop on /pol/ as Communistic paradise becomes both mandatory and functional. From each according his mana, comrade.

So that is my magitech communism. Above us, the red star awaits. I'm a dragon wizard.

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Has PPP+ came out yet? Did Italic-chan ever say what she's going to do with these extra dimensional fuckers if the update includes stuff from Sun/Moon?

Imagine I ever got off my ass and wrote a CYOA, what sort of stuff would need to be in there?

Obviously, I'd require the main power choice, then a bundle of quest choices. Then maybe a choice of worlds or timelines, though that could be bundled into the quest line choice. Species. Trinkets. Perhaps a strength vs sanity choice.

Anything else?

>>53083300
Towels.

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>>53083164
>ZA WARUDO
>Medium Magic [5 Silver, 9 Bronze]
>Beauty [4 Silver]
>Politics + Effective (Absolute Monarchy) [1 Gold, 8 Bronze]
>Intelligence + Remove Stupid [3 Silver, 7 Bronze]
>Peace on Earth [6 Bronze]
>Magical Races [2 Silver]

>THESE BONUSES ARE MINE
>Amazing [0 Gold]
>Perfect + Mind + Ageless [3 Bronze]
>Beauty + Gender Bender + Shapeshifter [0 Silver, 2 Bronze]
>Induce Fetish [1 Bronze]
>Harem [0 Bronze]

If you haven't guessed by now? I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, but it'll all work out.

The age of kings has come again. I don't actually have many pictures of kings, so have a Varian.

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Shitpost OC. Remember, taking the option that lets you take a power twice costs a choice itself.

So you will basically only have 1 power, but twice. As your third choice was spent on the option to take it twice, and you had to choose it 2 times. Thus all your options are spent.

>>53083320
Right, right. Always bring a towel.

How important is balance in a CYOA?

>>53083380
not important at all

>>53083188
Y-you too.

>>53083370
>Language
>Damage Negation
>20 USD

You'd be surprised how useful it is to know a language for even one hour.

>>53083380
Very important. The game part of a cyoa is making choices. If there is one clearly superior choice, then there is only one choice. Then it is no longer a game.

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>>53083188
LIAR!

>>53083415
>Work as a translator
>You are work for over an hour 1 day
>Foreign guy comes back

>S-sorry, no speak

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>>53081720
Actually, I'm probably gonna make waifushit.

I think I've settled on a premise: you're an expert at a certain field of magic and a bunch of girls would like you to be their mentor, and you pick one.

Haven't decided on how far I want to go on this though. I have some several twists in mind but I don't want to really ruin it. I think I'm just going to keep it as a mentor-student sort of thing and not go into fetishbait territory.

>>53083456
>Actually, I'm probably gonna make waifushit.


YES

>>53083456
>Waifushit
>Not fetishbait

>>53083456

It'd be cool if instead of just choosing a student, you need to choose an adventuring partner and then pick a couple of quests to go on with them.

But please, no point buy.

>>53083380
>>53083408
It does matter a bit, if the choices are "Magic [1 point]: do anything you want" and "Science [100 points]: eventually invent fire. God will torment you for eternity for inventing atheism tho", you run into the problem that there's basically zero reason to take the second choice, ever, no matter how much more you prefer it.

Rather than spending hundred years trying to make everything perfect, I suggest going with gut feeling that everything is about ok, releasing it and maybe fixing something if people complain it's wildly imbalanced.

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>>53083472
Already have a setting planned out and art selected, so I'm going with it.

>>53083487
Not gonna be point buy, and I like that idea.

But it's strictly going to be a "magical tutor" sort of thing. I do like adventures, though. You can probably take her on the field to do magical thingies.

>>53083524
>Magical tutor

You mean "Tutor fucking his waifu" right? And pleace write that lewd archangel again.

>>53083380
Very important if you don't want autismos

>>53083562
>Tutor fucking his waifu
The writing's going to imply you're rather young for an expert in the field so yeah, probably.

What else is CYOA for?

>>53083524

Sounds interesting, I'll at least read it. But it would be nice if it seems like a more romantic relationship would develop over time, rather than just having her be hot for my dick right off the bat.

>>53083579
Spreadsheets

>>53083579

Good

>>53083579
>What else is CYOA for?

Setting things on fire?

>>53083582
She's a student attending the magical academy you're at and the profs want you to tutor her for one reason or another. I haven't completely fleshed out the context but that's be basis of it. I probably won't even mention anything about romance throughout the CYOA.

Like I said before, it's just gonna be short. My goal is to have it done by the end of the fucking weekend. I just conceived this now.

>>53083427
But it's not a game with winners and losers, it can be a story. Remember that thread a little while ago when everyone wanted to be a legshark? It was more interesting and funny than being a Violet Lantern despite being a much worse choice if you wanted to 'win'.

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>>53083524
What about the AUTISM AUDIT?

>>53083670
In due time. This is just something I wanted to do to get out of the drone I'm in.

I'm working on like 4 CYOAs at once.

>>53083641

Sounds good. Good luck.

Which do you prefer?

1. Low fantasy
2. High fantasy
3. Science Fiction
4. Space Opera
5. Weird Fiction
6. Horror
7. Free space (write down your favorite genre)

>>53083728
Clock Punk

>>53083728
Waifus

>>53083447
I only need an hour to order a meal, ask directions, etc.

>>53083728
7. Spaghetti western

>>53083728
It really depends on the mood I'm in.

>>53083657
On other hand, that was really short cyoa, wasn't it just four choices? Balance matters more when you expected to make multiple choices because you run into possibility that some choices are just plain not viable to make.

>>53083728
High Fantasy and Low Fantasy

>>53083728
Space Opera followed by Science Fiction.

>>53083728
>3. Science Fiction
>4. Space Opera

wutz the difference

>>53083728

Western.

>>53083728
>3. Science Fiction
>4. Space Opera

>>53083188
Yeah, well fuck you too buddy.

>>53083728
My favorite is scifi/horror or horror with scifi elements or unexplained shit.

No one else I know likes horror movies and spooky shit as much as I do. It's disappointing, but most horror movies and games are better if watched/played alone, at night, and in the dark. So it works out.

>>53083787
>>53083797
The difference between space opera and science fiction is the difference between high and low fantasy
Also not all Science Fiction takes place in space

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>>53083728
High fantasy, low fantasy (is there some sweet spot in between?) and then Space Opera. Horror can be good if done in a good, dark and comfy setting like this CYOA.

>>53083728
Cyberpunk and lovecraftian horror.

>>53083728
I like High Fantasy most of the time, especially when it's blended with another Genre.

>>53083728
Science Fiction = High Fantasy > Cyberpunk > Freespace (the game) > Space Opera > Low Fantasy = Weird Fiction >> Horror.

>>53083728
>Modern Fantasy
>Comfy kitchen sink
>fetishbait
>Any world that's fundamentally different in a well-thought-out manner
Some of my favorites.

>>53083728
Space Opera + Waifus

>>53083728
High fantasy

>>53083728

High fantasy with low magic
Such as Game of Thrones

>>53083728
Cyberpunk where it always rains and is night time.

>>53083728
Steampunk with wizards n' shit

Magic goes great with any setting, IMO

>>53083728
>3. Science Fiction
>4. Space Opera
yes

>>53083728
High or Low Fantasy with hints of Lovecraftian shit in the background/eventually in the foreground.

>>53083986
>not preferring low fantasy with high magic ala MTG

>>53084008
>disgusting

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>>53084002
Almost literally the setting I'm going for with this thing.

>>53084007
Would Bloodborne be a mix of this, horror, and science fiction?

>>53084058
Bloodborne is lovecraft with the twist that you can make a difference but humanity is doomed either way.

>>53084036
Cool picture

>>53084058
Bloodborne had a lot of occult whatnot

>>53083728
High and low fantasy

>>53084036
I demand you give us more details!

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>>53084134

>>53083728
Space Opera

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Sneak peak at a W.I.P.

Comments? Criticism? Idle abuse? Any feedback welcome.

>>53084320
I'm diggin' it.

>>53084320
>Idle abuse?
Yes, for posting WIPs. Come closer so I can lightly smack your forehead.

>>53083728
High Fantasy

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>>53083728
Sci-fi > High Fantasy >>> Rest

Tho a lot of sci-fi cyoas just go "Ok, there's flying cars and guns shoot lasers and spaceships and maybe hackers idk??? You can have a robot arm" and zero consideration how this might affect society, everything is just basically the same as it is now.

At least when people write fantasy, they figure out that hey, maybe elves are different from humans and then this is how the relations between the people and the nations would be. And this is how wizards would be fucking it all up.

>>53084320
change font

>>53083370
>Teleport
>Language Fluency
>Summon Wolf

>>53084422
What font would you recommend?

>>53083370
The summon item power can be good to summon a weapon in areas where you wouldn't be able to bring a weapon. Like you could summon a knife in a plane or something.

>>53084409
>Sci-fi > High Fantasy

Why not both?

>>53084562
How often do you actually need to hijack a plane?

>>53083728
High Fantasy.

>>53084320
Not really interested. I'd read it and forget it a few hours later.

>>53084619
When I need to crash it with no survivors.

>>53084665
>agrees arabicly

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>>53083164
>World
Magic, Medium (1b, 1s) - Its magic. I don't have to explain shit.
Politics, effective (1b, 1g) - Rational anarchy. Nation states go kaput - basically the Culture. Effective means there's no inevitable tragedy of the commons.
Peace, Crime (1b, 1b) - And these two mean it doesn't turn into mad max.
Beauty (1s) - The closer to 100% pretty anime land we get, the better
Heroes (1s) - It starts out at 5%, but eventually the entire human race will be super. And then no one will be.
Intelligence, remove stupid (1b, 1s) - I mean, who wouldn't take these two? It makes literally everything better.
Magic races, one gender (1b, 1s) - Monstergirls.
(if i get the bonus 1b) Reality - to minimize disruption
total: (6b, 5s, 1g)
>personal
amazing (1g) - There's actually a reason to get this
perfect, mind, ageless, second time's the charm (3b, 1s) - and here's it is. With all the combined int modifiers and super powers, I should be well into supergenius territory. The singularity will be within my grasp! And if it isn't, I get a redo.
harem (1b) - Don't judge me. I'm a supergenius magic man, I will fucking cut you.
total (4b, 1s, 1g)

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>>53084613
Both are ok, I just prefer Sci-fi a bit more, not entirely sure why.

>>53083728
They are all good, variety is the key.

>>53083728

This >>53084007

>>53083728
Free space (urban fantasy, especially with a surreal or psychological slant to it).

>>53085061
You're going to be really happy in a few days.

>>53083728
Low fantasy + High fantasy + Science Fiction + Space Opera

>>53083728
low fantasy space opera.
At least, I think that's how you would go about describing the original trilogy of star wars. I like my invisible space magic, just not when every other Jim Chuck or Mary is flinging it around all over the place.

>>53085069
Now you got me curious.

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Needs more cyoa

>>53085241
>Star Wars
>LOW fantasy
lol wut

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>>53085342

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>>53085383

>>53085353
The original trilogy? just the movies, not the extended universe? yeah.

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>>53085443

>>53084320
Seems much too stretched. I'd try two per line to allow more space. I'd also try adding a bit more flair to the title. Giving it it's own box, Squashing it closer to the center, and adding some type of little detail, like a knock over skull or a stick of Dynamite on each side to attracted attention. The other anon is right when he said it doesn't draw you, but I'm pretty interested to see where this foes after reading this.

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Choose wisely

>>53085519
>try two per line to allow more space.

Two what per line?

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>>53085585
I choose fire

>>53085626
> not liking men

Why are you in 4chan??

>>53085585
Fratbro. Only smart choice.

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>>53085746

>>53085621
Sorry for the confusion, I guess what I wanted to type was two options per row. Three options is really stretching out the text.

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>>53085761

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>>53085826

>>53085626
>Being so gay you get angry you can't have them all

>>53085776
Thanks!

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>>53083456
You sure you're going to make another waifubait cyoa?

>>53085342
Who made this

>>53085805
>cyoa for ants

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I only pop in occasionally, wanted to thank people for reposting the rage CYOA last thread. It was an early version, though, so here's the newest as of today.

>>53085913
kitanon

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>>53085932
Plus mystery box.

>>53085919
For some reason that particular page was over 8 mb and I quickly found a replacement without thinking too much about it

I want to be a girl and marry a prince.

>>53085976
Gay.

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>>53085976

>>53085400
Who names their daughter Tyler?

>>53086005
You can really only guess someone's gender at birth, you know.

>>53086024
That is fucking stupid.

>>53086002
Is heterosexuality allowed in an Angel cyoa?

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>>53085976
>being this much of a milkdrinking faggoty elfboy

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Because of the delay in making PPP+ please have this 5 minute thrown together girlfriend cyoa, as an apology.

>>53083288
Ultra Beasts have their own faction in the update to the CYOA.

>>53086005
>daughter

It literally couldn't have been made more obvious that Tyler is trans/ a boy unless you're braindead retarded.

>>53083761
>>53083791

Agreed, we need more western cowboy shit.

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>>53086060

>>53086045
From what I recall, yes.

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>>53086062
>girlfriend cyoa

>>53086067
It couldn't have been made more obvious that he's a guy, considering it goes from age 10 to 4.

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>>53086091

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>>53086096
You didn't expect me to post boyfriends did you? That's for PPP+ my friend.

>>53086221
No, it's the name. When we call something waifu we can at least pretend we're sane. Girlfriend cyoa sounds 10x more autistic for some reason.

>>53084320
Lookin forward to it.

>>53083728
Weird Fiction

>>53085976
I'd rather be a princess and marry whoever the fuck I want.

>>53086448
That's not how being a princess works. A princess' only function in life is to secure a political alliance through marriage.

>>53086494
Welcome to fantasy, dear.

>>53086506
No. That's not how it works.

>>53086506
>princesses = mary sues

This needs to stop.

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>>53086259
In the cases of CYOA though girlfriend is synonymous with waifu. So it doesn't matter if you use it as a title.

>>53086546
>calling everything you don't like a mary sue

This has to stop.

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Choose wisely.

>>53086544
>Translation: REEEEEEEEE

>>53083728
Low fantasy, high fantasy, space opera

Settings inspired by the Napoleonic Wars or Victorian Era would be a welcome change from the usual medieval or modern inspired settings

>>53086582
>princesses should be able to do anything they want without any consequences

Your fantasy is boring anon.

>>53086606
C

>>53086628
Fuck you you don't even know me.

>>53086062
>No awoo

>>53083370
Isn't a $20 bill a generic item that's worth under $25? Seems like the summon item power is more versatile

>>53086628
>having a say in who you marry = being an omnipotent god of the universe

Go back to /pol/.

>>53086628
>No restriction on marriage means they can literally do anything.
I really wonder where you got the idea of marriage-based omnipotence from.

>>53086606
Aren't her shoes made of her hair?

>>53086706
Her shoes are guns. They, and a few pieces of jewelry, are not her hair, I believe.

>>53085585

1%er

Main upside,with no penetrative sex,
I am not getting fucked
plus his controlling nature might "control" me into getting my life together.
If he manages to "make a man out of me" then I will have a big reason to be grateful and to respect him, which will probably cover his desire to be 'worshiped'
His family and children makes it easy to prove to my GF(that he will get to choose in exchange for helping me to get) that he is just my mentor.
Him buying stuff for me will help me get financially secure enough to have investments of my own to manage.

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POST JOJO BUILDS

>>53086062
This and the last Spire version both have really jagged text when you zoom in, in case you didn't realize. It can be annoying to read. Hope you fix that before whatever you make next.

Anyway, I'll pick Ramilie. She might be useless, but she's not totally useless yet.

>>53086606
I don't want a slut for a mom or my girlfriend.

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>>53086728
POSTING JOJO BUILD

Stand Name:「Panic Station」
Ability: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fork_Manipulation
Destructive Power - C
Speed - B (-1)
Range - B (-2)
Durability/staying - C
Precision - B (-2)
Potential - B (-3)

Fabulous as Fuck (-2)
Be a girl (-1)
BroJo (-2)
Sharp Dresser (-1)

Name: Aimi Amane
A short-haired, blonde girl in her mid-late teens, remarkably pretty yet slightly tomboyish. Her petite build makes her smaller than most her age, and she is moderately athletic. A relatively laid-back and nonchalant individual, Aimi's interests mostly lie in music and art. Once a boy by the name of Alex, his body was stolen by an unknown stand and replaced by that of his sister, Aimi. The experience allowed her to awaken a stand of her own, which she intends to aid her in her quest to find her sister, find the one who stole her body and return it to her.

Her stand takes the form of a humanoid female to roughly her own proportions, seemingly constructed out of a series of silver rectangular rods spaced apart from one another to make it partially hollow. These rods are what forms the stand's four-fingered hands, and fan out atop the head to form four prongs akin to a fork. They are connected at the hips, shoulders, elbows, knees, wrists and ankles by wooden blocks, all of which have "Made in China" printed in small letters somewhere on them. A wooden plate serves as something akin to a mask for its head, onto which a smiley face is painted in what looks like pasta sauce.

>>53083164
This is always fun

[2G6S10B]

World
Reality [2G6S9B]
Magic Medium [2G5S8B]
Ratio [2G4S8B] Lets change it more to like 30M:70F
Fetish [2G3S8B] Harems/Polygamy is more common now. (amongst other fetishes).
Intelligence + remove stupid [2G2S7B]
Libido+Dysphoria [2G1S6B]
Peace [2G1S5B]

Personal
Amazing [1G1S5B] I mean, why wouldnt I take this.
Induce Fetish [1G1S4B]
Magical Harem + Slavemancer [1G0S3B]
I dont really need politics sexuality or lazy so Im going to break down my gold [0G2S3B]
Perfect Body+mind+ageless+second time [1S]
Command [0]

I assume using amazing with medium magic means I basically have high magic. Going to set up a flying magitech island and make my own city in the sky. And then Im going to lewd it.

>>53083728
Low or high fantasy usually, but if you have something well put together I can enjoy most things. Not too much into scifi or space though.

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>>53086741
You're right. I'll have that problem fixed by the next time I post something, Anon.

>>53086726
Ah, okay. Thanks.

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>>53086728
JoJo build? You got it! Here's a villain for you!

Stand Name: 「Re:Re:」

Stand Power: [http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Calendar_Manipulation]

Destructive Power: B (-2)
Speed: A (-2)
Range: B (-2)
Durability: D (-1)
Precision: A (-2)
Development Potential: A (-2)
「Re:Re:」gets 3 extra points, as a Villain's stand.
「Re:Re:」appears as a humanoid figure entirely wrapped in constantly-shifting ticker tape, which it uses as "tentacles" to grab others, as well as manifest its power. In animated format, this is accomplished by one roll waving over the screen, with the picture on it ultimately filling the screen. Right now, its powers are limited to changing the days of the calendar, making it so that the specific "day" it is is in constant flux. Right now, it's at a "National" level of influence, meaning that it can't affect the entire world by changing Christmas, but it can change the days of things like national holidays. Only other Stand users will find this unusual; Ordinary people won't care if they have every day off of work because of constant 4th of July parties, or consider it unusual at all.

It can also rearrange and change the day of the week. This doesn't change any events that have occurred, but it does change what is expected of someone on a certain day: For example, if the JoJo has a Jojob from Monday to Friday and he's out on Sunday, 「Re:Re:」can change the day to Monday so that the JoJo loses a day of work. His boss'll be angry, too, if it happens enough - provided he's not a Stand user as well and can see through it.

Finally, this isn't the end for 「Re:Re:」: It has tremendous development potential, inserting its ticker-tape tendrils into the threads of time, potentially learning to change other things besides the simple days of the calendar. A bizarre power for a very Bizarre adventure.

Stand User in the next post.

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>>53086827
>Fork Manipulation

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>>53087108
Exactly the Same (-0)
Villain (-3)
Do You Even Pose? (-1)
Sharp Dresser (-1)
Cool Hair (-1)

Alain Parsons is a projectionist for a movie theater in Chicago, and his life has been one large series of disappointments. His parents divorced when he was three, and from then on, the only time he'd ever get to see both of them together was on his birthday. Thus, he would often wish that his birthday lasted forever, or happened every day, or something that'd make that brief slice of happiness last longer.

Of course, growing up in a divided home didn't do wonders for his social life, either. From elementary school onwards, he was a loner - how could he invite people over to his house, only to have them ask where his mom or dad was? Or why he was at a different house every other week?

Finally, in high school, everything broke. Quite literally - On a school trip to the Natural History museum, his mother showed up in an attempt to spirit him away after the trip was done. A scuffle ensued, and in the middle of it, Alain was tossed into a glass case containing examples of Ancient Egyptian weapons - including a very unique arrow, which ended up cutting him deeply.

When he woke up, a strange man stood over him. About as tall as an adult, he had no face - just a mass of ever-shifting movie tapes. He would just「stand」in the room, the doctors and nurses actually passing through him. Alain figured he'd finally cracked and created an imaginary friend, but his perception changed on the next birthday he had. When he made his customary wish for every day to be his birthday, violent tendrils of movie tape shot out from his normally docile friend - and his parents threw him another party the next day.

(1/2)

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>>53087121
His new power was entertaining for a bit, but it never really impacted his life in the positive way he wanted it to. For example, he repeated his Senior Prom twenty times in an attempt to get a date for at least one of them, and failing every time. He only stopped when he read in the school's newspaper that the PTA was growing upset because of the repeated proms, and worried that there wouldn't be enough money for the graduation party at the end of the year. This eventuality, though, gave him another idea. If he couldn't make his own life better with his power, he could sure as hell make other people's lives shit!

Making them throw parties every day until they ran out of money? Easy! Having them work every day until they collapse? Piece of cake! He loved toying with other people until they broke, and nobody would ever know that it was him! Of course, he had no special skills, and he still needed to support himself. He took a low-skill job ad a projectionist at a theater, and now one of his favorite tricks to play is to repeat the opening day of a movie for weeks to sap people's pockets dry and net himself a nice bonus from all the cash flow into the theater. And he's still learning more things that he and「Re:Re:」can do...

If he gets any hint that someone's onto him, he'll try to stay as far in the background as possible while making their life hell. He can obstruct them with sudden parades, sap their finances and make them lose their job, and target their families to exhaustion. You've got to be willing to give up a lot to beat this guy.

>Gahahahaha! Your mother's in the hospital with exhaustion! You've missed so much work, no company in the whole country would consider hiring you! Your friends hate you for blowing them off for months! And you still dare to resist? You might... might just be the one I'll enjoy breaking the most, yet! Gahya!

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>>53086684
The people who are smart enough to realize that deserve to be rewarded with the better power. [/spoiler.]

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I have no idea what I'm doing, guys. It's always like this when I start a new CYOA without a solid idea beforehand.

What should I include in the potential student bios?

>>53087247
aren't there websites that give random traits? Just give her random traits that make some level of sense and she will seem like a fleshed out character

>>53086045

I didn't include any male love interests. But heterosexuality is allowed.

>>53087280
They usually suck.

>>53087247
>What should I include in the potential student bios?

Fishing, berry picking, anal anal anal, done.

>>53087324
I can dig fishing but i don't know about berry picking.

>>53087247
What was her upbringing like? What are her hobbies? Is she introverted or extroverted?

>>53087247
Magical interests.

>>53087247
1.Hobbies
2.Likes/dislikes
3.Idea of a perfect date
4.Favorite Pokemon
5.Favorite Digimon
6.Frequency of masturbation
7.Erdos Number
8. Favorite CYOA
9. Favorite Novel/Movie/Videogame

Just some thoughts.

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>>53087362
Buggery, sodomy, rectal probing, amateur proctology, and anal.

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>>53086728
> 「Electric Boogaloo」
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Solidification
> Destructive Power: C
> Speed: A
> Range: A
> Durability: C
> Precision: A
> Potential: E
> Fabulous as Fuck.
> Brojo.
> Do you even pose?
> Plot armor.
YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK, SON.

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>>53087109
I'll be the one laughing when you try to eat your dinner only to be stabbed by your fork, fool!

>>53087247
See, your biggest mistake was the picture

the girl's tits should be at least 2 times as big.

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>>53087439

>>53087372
That's going to be a key point. There's going to be 3 major magic schools to specialize in. Probably won't have mechanical value in the CYOA but it'll be interesting to have.

>>53087389
>Likes/dislikes
Kind of want to avoid this to be honest. I want to be able to represent mannerisms and personality with the description.

As for lists, I was thinking of keeping to resume-like stuff, like extracurricular stuff and hobbies.

>>53087399
I do'nt know if you're listing hobbies or fetishes now.

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>>53085805
>>53085919
>>53085962
Got one that works.

>>53087247
>Taskbar is at the top.

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>>53087472

>>53087523
There along with all the other options in most windows.

>>53083728
Weird fiction and horror.

Do people even make builds here anymore?

>>53087717
Too busy jerking off.

>>53087717

Umm, yes?

>>53087717
I make builds. Don't think they are worth posting, though.

>>53087717
Remember that an author can only gauge popularity by the number of builds and frequency of reposts. If you like a CYOA but don't post a build you are a headpat pirate.

>>53086062
>four new women to cuck you with

>>53087761
>I still have Wild's Outside and Eternal's Rising open to make builds for
>keep forgetting because SS13

help

>>53087717

I do, but for some reason they trigger people and I get asked not to post them.

>>53087717
I do, but the builds I think are worth sharing tend to be too autistically technical in a nonlewd way.

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>>53087763
You delete that post.

If I EVER wanted Anons to get cucked, I would make a large scale cuck cyoa 300 pages long and shitpost + laugh about it.

definition of cuck pls

>>53087858
>Italics
>Shitposting
Yeah right, you can barely spell.

>>53087875
Cock + Duck = Cuck

>>53087875
When the cute anime girl you like kisses the cute anime boy you also liked.

>>53087858
I'd just ignore him.

>>53083728
1

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>>53087894
Cuck ducks should be a thing

>>53083164
2G 6S 10B
The World
>Magic High (1G 1B)

>Beauty (1S)
>Peace (2B)
>Smart (2S)
>Mutants (3S)
>Ratio - 75% Women (4S)
>Libido Normalized (5S)
>Fetish Normal - Harems, All of the yes (6S 3B)

Personal
>Amazing (2G)
>Perfect Body, Mind, Ageless (6B)
>No Punishment Get-out-of-jail free, Zero Punishment (8B)
>Ignore (9B)
>Harem (10B)

I could probably afford to drop a few things and eliminate all serious conflict, but that sounds dull.

>>53087247
Favorite sex position.

>>53087957
Who's the guy next to Phil Fish

>>53087875
Literally just cheating, openly or privately.

So I've been gone for a while...Do we have that certain...update to that spookie skellie cyoa yet?

>>53088041
NO

>>53088052
Oh well. Thanks.

>>53083164
Is there any good new non-waifus cyoas? I would like adventures or power fantasies. (comfy domains are fine but I'm a bit tired of it)

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>>53086728
WHO'S READY FOR THE EDGY? WHO'S READY FOR THE PLOT?
>Emanuel Lincoln
>「The Unforgiven.」
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nullifying_Slash
>Destructive power: A
>Speed: A
>Range: E
>Durability: A
>Precision: B
>Potential: A
>Villain.
>Mentor.
>Sharp dresser.
>Do you even pose?
You think Ill stop just because it's you? That man is dead, JoJo! I will rid this world of the tyranny of stands, or at the very least the will to use them! I'll grow strong enough to undo them, even if all I can manage now is their abilities. Let's see how your Stando Power works now, JoJo! I wish you'd see the light, JoJo, and realize that I need to do this.

Nothing says you can't take two roles in the story. I just wonder how those two as one person would play into a singular story.

>>53087820
Post a build.

Does anyone have that image that supposedly causes aneurysm? Something like a chicken or a chimera or some other thing with a caption beneath explaining how it's a memetic response that kills a few days later?

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>>53088102

>>53088086
>>53088203
thanks

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>>53088203
>>53088102

Thalciomache Palcadia
>Olympic Parentage
>Ariella

>Lothorio (2pts because Inheritance) 48
>Unyielding Flesh 34
>Armed With Wings 29
>Demihuman 26
>Lightning Seer 22
>Ocean's Herald 12
>Marlin's Quickness 7
>Grace of the Deer 0

I'd do all the quests, not all at once of course, and improve my abilities and learn new spells along the way.

24pts for all 12 quests.
>Serpent's Reflexes (already had Grace of the Deer) 21
>Medicus 15
>Lord of the Inferno 6
>Stormcaller (already had Lightning Seer) 0

I happen to be a winged naga. A very unusual creature born from an ill-fated love between the Goddess Ariella and a great serpent. I fly through the clouds searching for my place in the world and trying to do good things for people. I'm usually very peaceful, but can fight if I have too. Even though I seem immortal, I actually have a weak spot my belly-button.

>>53088254

No problem!

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>>53088297

>Incredible Vegetable
I travel to the plant and drive away the bugs with rain and lightning. Then I study it to try and unlock it's secrets. I use my knowledge of potions and what I learn from the plant to make a potion from one of the leaves that gives me Healer magic. I take the seeds to some monks who I think will bring the plants back and not abuse them.
>Whales in the Sky
I spend time with the whales to find out and fight out what's happening. Hopefully I can use what they tell me to make a potion to cure their sickness.
>The Kyphian Mines
To cure the whales, I need a artifact from the Kyphians. When I arrive at the old Kyphian mines, I here about the missing pioneers. I search for them as I look for the artifact to cure the whales.
>A Divine Affair
The Goddess Lenya notices my beauty and sees me trying to use my gifts for good. She tries very hard to convince me to live with her in her realm of flowers and cloud castles. But because of my wandering ways, I can't settle down for good. Not even with a Goddess. We part ways amicably and she teaches me more about healing magic before I go. This is where I get the Medicus ability.
>The Fire Witch
I follow the Witch from high above in the clouds. I discover her coven having a meeting that seems pretty sketchy. The next time she's alone I ambush her and wrap her up in my coils so I can question her about what's going on. I report the questionable coven to local paladin order, but conveniently forget to mention the Fire Witch and help get her back to her old job with Prince Kasper. She teaches me fire magic as thanks, since she didn't get along with the dark witches anyway. That's how I learn Fire Mage magic.

>Start making a cyoa
>Starts to turn out something more like a one player game

I can't tell if this is a good thing, or bad thing.

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>>53088086
I'll be done soon, hopefully. I'm in the middle of exams atm, but once those are done I should finish pretty quickly.

>>53088322
Pluto is a planet

>>53088322
Nice.

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>>53088311

>Devil Without a Cause
I fly up to the Elemental and explain to him that he's causing problems for other people by staying here, and that there's other Elementals for him to talk to in other parts of the universe. I help get him to trust me by doing some tricks with the fire magic I already know. After convincing him to move on, he teaches me more fire magic to thank me for telling him where the other elementals are. That's how I advance to Lord of the Inferno.
>Always Read the Manual
To convince the Fire Elemental to move on, I have to learn about the plane where the great elementals live. Turns out there's a King who's looking for a book about ruling. It's lost a great ancient library. I figure I can find something about elementals while searching for his book. This helps with the other quest.
>Boss Monster
I use my powers to fight the beastman horde and their evil leader. People who I've helped join in the fight against evil. Ariella and Lenya give me a boon to help survive the fight. This is where I get Serpent's Reflexes. My storm powers increase to Stormcaller from me using them so much for this.
>A Peaceful Village
>Chesswolf
>Solve My Riddle
These 3 are a bit trickier. I do my best to solve each one as best I can, but as I'm not a great solver, I also seek the help of other heroes to help with these.
>Door to Door
Being a great heroine, I'm chosen as a ambassador to the new world. I travel through the door and have new adventure and meet new people. I return now and then to report what I find to the old world.

Could the door to another world be to another cyoa world?

If I went to other cyoa world as Palcadia, it'd be the Alt History one where I made Sitmut-Nefert and we had that rp. I'd fit in perfect there.

>>53088102

You just got tricked nigga, She spams her builds at every opportunity for attention and then gets upset when anons tell her to knock it off

>>53088346
You just responded to Angel pretending to be someone else. Who got tricked now nigga.

>>53088333
Not anymore. It was destroyed. One of the Solarian missions, provided you have the ship and equipment, will be to find and steal a dwarf planet to replace it, restoring Sol to its full glory.

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Is there a finished version of this?

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>>53088372
>You just responded to Angel pretending to be someone else. Who got tricked now nigga.

You know with how much of a crazy attention whore angel is I fully believe she would try something like that and will take it at face value.

>>53088297
I never realized that this was a fetish character until now.

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>>53088399

>>53088297
Jesus Christ, everytime.

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>>53088427

>>53088415
Is she cute?

>>53088373
We could just move Eris further sun-ward.

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>>53088446

>>53088322
Realtalk, that space soviet flag is damn cool

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>>53088466

>>53088456

She posted a picture of herself in the discord and she had dyed her head red (most likely to get SDA's attention) had meth mouth and a big jew hook nose. Now I would like to avoid talking about angel anymore before her white knights start getting upset

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>>53088322
>Notice a lot of these have the flavor of an Earth culture/nation.
>None for America

>>53086060
>>53086080
>'viking' CYOA focuses on killing elves,who were renowned figues that originated from Norse mythos, bashing le sweden meme, and reducing Vikings to the level of hurhur thog smash enemy!!!!

This isn't a viking CYOA, it's a /pol/tard CYOA. And that's coming from someone who visits /pol/ semi-frequently. Reducing us to the level of degenerative rape-and-murder scum living in huts spits on our heritage, /pol/. You're not doing us any favors.

>>53088498
Back to your sol prison Yankee boy.

>>53088517
>In the far future the darkness that is America has been sealed deep within the core of a dying star.

>>53088505
Are you seriously triggered by a CYOA?

>>53088517
But I'm Southern. I'm no filthy yankee.

Meaning if I get a CSA faction I'd be even happier. America first until the opportunity for the CSA comes up, we always say.

>>53088560
It's not like /pol/ doesn't get triggered by CYOAs too.

We need more politically correct CYOAs even though I hate SJWs with a passion

>>53088505
1. Sweden's current state isn't a meme. Stockholm recently experienced massive issues over the winter because they instituted a 'feminist snowplow route' that prioritized women. It was a disaster.

2. The elf-killing thing has nothing to do with /pol/. It's a /tg/ meme, newfag.

3. That CYOA is far, far from the first thing to make vikings into mindless rape-murderers. It was the popular perception for centuries.

4. Respected or not, any viking worth his salt totally would rape a hot elf if he got a chance. How the fuck do you think Princess Skuld was born?

>>53088585
How many genders are there?

>>53088560
It manages to simultaneously co-opt my ancestors for retarded nu/pol/ agendas and bash them tremendously, so, yes.

>>53088635
See >>53088622 , nancyboy.

If someone who actually speaks Arabic could tell me if "بالنسبة لبقية العالم" is the correct way to say "For All the Worlds". I only have Google Translate, and I don't entirely trust it.

>>53088498
You can pick Sol and be from America itself. It's still there. In fact, it's bigger. Got themselves some land in that World War in the intro.

>>53088633
there are more genders than there are stars in the night sky

>>53088647
Meh, who plays a space CYOA and picks boring old Earth?

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>>53088203
Name: Stan Samson, son of Sam Stanson
>Mortal Progeny
(55)
Titan's Might (43)
Mantle of Steel: I feel like this is better than having one spot that's an insta kill. RIP Achiles (34)
One Man Army (22)
Fist of GOD (12)
Colossus Hunter (3)
Skilled Minstrel: Because I hate leaving unused points (0)
>Companions
Nizek
Saorna
>Adventures
Boss Monster: Forget cutting off the head. we're killing these fucks starting at the tail and moving upwards. it's the only way to make sure. Also, the most fun.
A Divine Affair: pic related

>>53088633
Gender isn't on a spectrum. Sexuality is.

You're either male or female. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>53088669
Calling sexuality a spectrum is over-complicating it. In the end, there are three choices. Most 'variety' there is just different degrees of bisexual. No need to try and give them different terms.

>>53088622
>>53088638
I take it you're an American who gets all of his information on current affairs from /pol/? I've lived in Norway for most of my life and while the situation in Sweden is very bad, there's not much worse than interfering American trash who talk about 'haha sweden is such a shithole! what a failed state!' They're about 91% white. Your country is 60%. Fuck off.

Elf-hating is a tangentially meme pushed by polfags and always has been.

That has absolutely not been the popular perception of Vikings, is not today, and absolutely is not with anyone who has the slightest modicum of intelligence. They were seen as barbarians during the time when they dominated all of Europe, and then were later romanticized for their strength. A game portraying Vikings mostly as cultured politicians and explorers in the post-roman period came out, like, a week ago.

Yes, because Norse mythos is full of sexual deviancy.

>>53088655
People who want to be American

>>53088693
Yet somehow the euros, chinese and turks have reached the stars.

>>53083164
Heroes - Worm (4s)
Magical Races (3s)
Ratio - 15/85 M/F (2s)
Lolify + Affect Groups: 33% of each gender chosen randomly (1s 9b)

Amazing (1g)
Ignore (8b)
Induce (7b)
Perfect Body (6b)
Zero Punishment (4b)
Harem (3b)
Beauty (0s)

>>53088692
>Norway
There's a reason people shit talk Sweden and not Norway.

>91% white
Can't wait to see how low that gets in twenty years.

>Elf-hating is a tangentially meme pushed by polfags and always has been.
Then why the fuck was it on /tg/ before /pol/ existed, retard?

>That has absolutely not been the popular perception.
It was from during the viking era (in Western Europe) down to the modern era.
>Not today
No not today, because people have been pushing a more educated understanding of vikings that is taking root.
>Anyone who has the slightest modicum of intelligence.
Which isn't most people.

>>53088689
But anon, how can I be special if I don't have a sexuality that no body else has?

>>53088737
Try and make a unique contribution to the world artistically or intellectually.

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>>53088633
>>53088669
Let's not have this discussion here.

>>53088762
>An infinite number of species
Whoever wrote this is already retarded and I'm not even at the gender part.

>>53088762
Well, stop posting your tumblr garbage, then.

>>53088762
You either have a penis or a vagina.

Or both.

>>53088552
> There are those who can here their whispers from across the ineffable void of eternity.
> Horrible, horrible whispers urging them towards DEMOCRACY.

>>53088762

> haha just be whatever you want :)

how to have a civilizational collapse in 50 years or less

>>53088762
The Gender Spectrum has no scientific support, unlike literally everything else listed.

>>53088795
Or neither, sexless is itself a sex.

>>53088730
Certainly not lower than the 30-40% expected in America. If you're going to claim x country isn't whyte!!! You had best look at yourself first. You act like /new/tards didn't exist before /new/ came about, they just spammed other boards before we made a containment pen.

Also, your historical understanding is *completely* inaccurate. For the actual Viking age they were largely viewed as iron-fisted, effective tyrants, because after the Norse conquered an area they generally adopted a split-off culture (normans in conquered areas of France, lombards in conquered areas of Italy, visigoths in Spain) while those who continued raiding from Denmark and Norway remained the vision of 'Norse'. In the romantic period, Vikings came to be viewed as a noble people who were highly cultured, which is reflected in many pieces from England that portray Vikings as 'noble savages' that filled the void after conquering Rome. The modern 'mindless barbarian' perception is the result of entertainment industries warping Vikings into generic mentally retarded badass #487123812, because trading, exploring, managing nations and politics are fucking boring and for stupid pussies who don't like putting on horned helmets and chopping the entire country of England in half.

>>53088833
>sexless is itself a sex.
Not for humans, really. Nor is hermaphrodite, really.

If we ever go all Eclipse Phase then you can argue all you want.

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Made this over a year ago in a day and a half, I'm remaking it, what were some of the criticisms people had for it?

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Remember to use proper pronouns when addressing others.

Thank you.

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>>53088821
Yeah, cause civilization is totally going to collapse on itself if Anna-lou says she's a boy and wears flannel pants.

Gender and sexuality are definitely the most pressing issues the world face at the moment. Ignore how fucking corrupt everything is. Ignore how our economy has and is plummeting. Ignore the boomers building million dollar mausoleums so their skeletons can properly celebrate the end of the Earth. Ignore the muslim epidemic of peace that's being brought over by our friends, the goy.

It's Tumblr that's destroying America.

Good. Now let's stop talking about this and only talk about cyoas on /cyoag/.

>>53088689
Technically it's probably possible to be attracted to nothing because of a lack of libido or minor brain damage/anomaly.
Sexual attraction is probably determined by simple neurological pathways influenced by hormones but with a lot of genetics and environemental influence on exactly how.

>>53088841
>Certainly not lower than the 30-40% expected in America
If we're lucky enough to deport the Mexicans that number isn't going to be reached. It's only because of them. National Geographic went full retard with their "American 2050!" shit, because the black population is falling into the gutter. It's either going to be white, or it's going to be mestizo. Not some mulatto patchwork rainbow.

>/new/tards
Who didn't have the reputation /pol/ does, because people didn't blame any opinion/post they didn't like on them. Look. You're new to /tg/, just accept it instead of making an ass of yourself.

>Pieces from England
I'm not surprised, considering the northern half of England is full of viking descendents. Seriously, apparently women in/near the Daneslaw loved some vikings, so it wasn't even a rape deal. Though as has been noted, it's fairly hard to distinguish Anglo-Saxon blood from Danish blood fully, due to those tribes coming from areas that overlapped with Danish ones.

>>53088692
>A game portraying Vikings mostly as cultured politicians and explorers in the post-roman period came out, like, a week ago.
Name of the game?

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Thoughts?

>>53088874
I don't remember any. People just wanted more.

>>53088897
Anon has a point that the whole gender whining thing is going social strife and collapse, which is going to hasten the dissolving of the western world. Doesn't mean it's what caused it or the only issue, but it's a sign of social rot.

>>53088897

> Gender and sexuality are definitely the most pressing issues the world face at the moment.

The fact that you can sit in your comfy Western society and whinge about how hard you have it showcases exactly why this is a problem.

> Ignore the muslim epidemic of peace that's being brought over by our friends, the goy.

And all those muslims are, mentally speaking, much more resilient than Treespirit D'eon and friends, because they have a very clear conception of societal order and societal roles.

>>53088899
I don't really want to consider an unnatural malformation to be a sexuality. It sorta legitimizes the idea, like how deaf people wanna legitimize themselves and induce deafness in their children.

>>53088938
The whole world is dissolving, not exclusively the West.

This is our final century.

>>53088897
Don't you remember what caused the roman empire to collapse? Nero declaring xirself emperor was the final straw.

>>53088922
Bad time for feedback.

>>53088951
>I don't really want to consider an unnatural malformation to be a sexuality. It sorta legitimizes the idea, like how deaf people wanna legitimize themselves and induce deafness in their children.

Lolwut?

>>53088203
Olympic Parentage
>God
Yog Sothoth
>Gifts
Third Eye
Elder Lore
Unyielding Flesh
Planar Lord
Gorgon's Gaze
Weapon Summoner
Guided Weapon
Healer
Angelic Pinions
Elemental Weapon
>Companion
Ayme
>Mount
None
>Adventures
All of them except for divine affair.

Anybody who looks me in the eyes will turn to stone if I so choose it. I can summon the most powerful creatures that are possible to be summoned. I can summon numerous elemental weapons and make them fly at my enemy. I can nearly invulnerable to damage but for one weak point, and I can heal myself just in case. I have three eyes, eldritch knowledge, and are the son of Yog-Sothoth. I am a literal eldritch horror.

I think I can handle all of the adventures, with the possible exception of divine affair. Gods would likely be the only creatures that could stop me.

>>53088953

When the West falls, the rest of the world falls as well.

>>53088914
Okay, first of all, almost all of Europe is 'viking descendents'. You know that 'Saxon' is the old term for German, right? The word 'Anglo-saxon' came about when Saxons conquered England. And then the Great Heathen Army conquered all of England for about three decades. And then Norse living in Normandy after Rollo conquered it conquered England AGAIN. Most places in Europe were conquered multiple times by multiple different nations. Southern Italy was held by Lomards, Normans, Muslims, Greeks, Spanish, and Germans at different points throughout its history. I've literally been on 4chan for nine goddamn years, and /tg/ for about seven of those. Next year, I will have been here for a decade of my life. Christ.

>>53088920
Expeditions: Viking. I bought and played it, the game is really very good (with the exception of a couple handwaves like 'you can just kinda speak the language here' and mediocre voice acting). It's got a very historically accurate setting and a great sense of place, with fun and rewarding gameplay. Would recommend, with the caveat that they released it too early and it's *very* buggy. Crashes once every 5 or 6 hours, I'd say.

>>53088970
Deaf people are notoriously arrogant and well-known for being insular and trying to form their own 'culture' and identity so they can prove they're just plain better than everyone else. They'll resist surgeries that can fix their conditions and even try and deafen their own children. It's pretty insane.

I don't know why the deaf have become so disgusting. Blind and mute people don't have similar issues even if you'll get the odd fuck that says they want to stay blind.

>>53088953
World will be fine. Humans might not be. Probably for the best.

>>53088897

>Gender and sexuality are definitely the most pressing issues the world face at the moment.

You certainly seem to think so. Stop spamming SJW tumblrina gibberish and the discussion is over.

>>53088955
Do people from outside /pol/ really believe this?

>>53088989
>almost all of Europe is 'viking descendents'. You know that 'Saxon' is the old term for German, right?
I do, but it's pretty idiotic to claim that all Germanics are vikings. Viking is used to refer to a specific culture and era in North Germanic history. It has no baring on west and central Germanics.

>>53088984
Oh yeah, I took no mount at all because I have angelic pinions. I will fly wherever I want to go myself. Ayme has to bring her own mount, fly in my arms, or we could just walk together until we acquire a horse in our travels.

>>53088988
Considering whites have contributed over 90% of everything to the world, I would have to agree.

>>53089002
>everyone on this thread is the same person except me

>>53088953
Don't be overly dramatic. Society as envisioned by christian romanticists is dissolving. That's all. We're to big to die at this point. When the old system dies, a new one will be born. It's already happening and it's going to be fine.

>>53089006
Nobody in /pol/ believes it either. The main thing blamed for Rome's fall is their invitation of barbarians into their lands, who then tore the empire apart internally. It's more an analogue to modern Muslims than it is gays.

I mean, especially considering Rome's butt burglaring until the last century or so.

>>53089023

Closer to 97% actually

>>53089011
'Viking' is a meaningless word that relates to whatever the speaker feels like at the moment. Were the Goths that conquered Rome 'vikings'? The Saxon tribes that followed Germanic faith and Norse-like culture as far south as Bavaria, including raiding Gauls? Gotlanders that convereted to Christianity but remained part of a Germanic kingdom? Frisians that were subjugated under Denmark? It doesn't fucking mean anything.

>>53089023
I wonder what percentage of the thread will get banned this time around.

>>53089033
Nah, humanity is utterly fucked. We don't deserve to inherit this earth.
I actually support AI taking over, to be honest. They will be the shepherds we could never be.

Let us be replaced.

>>53089033
>too big to fail!
Every time someone says this, stupidity is bound to result.

>>53088922
Looks neat to me so far