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Previous thread: >>53018007
Archives and other resources: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

Regret everything edition.
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>>53018121
previous thread was >>53014496

I give up and welcome to void.
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>>53018121
>regret everything edition
>not "your dad wishes you were a jock like him and not a loser weeb dissapointment" edition

Cyoa to make dad proud when?
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>>53018121
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>>53018121
Posting again here since old thread is dying.

Starting work on the Youkai waifu CYOA. It might take a little while.

What are your favorite youkai?
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>>53018152
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>>53018158
>youkai

The Pokemon ripoff versions or the mythological versions?
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>>53018147
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>>53018170
Mythical.
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>>53018158
tohos
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>>53018158
Los masculinos.
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>>53018193
kys fujoshit
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Do females play CYOAs? Would they even be interested?
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>>53018158
If Shuten-Doji doesn't appear, I'll be dissapointed.
I'll also be dissapointed if Shuten-Doji is not a loli looking oni with birthing hips.
To be fair, I'll be dissapointed if Shuten-Doji is not Fates/Grand Order Shuten-Doji.
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>>53018158
>>53018185
Well in that case the two mouthed lady.

Futakuchi-onna

Gotta get that skulljob man.
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>>53018201
No. Husbandos aren't for other boys. They're all for me.
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>>53018230
>vagina
End your life now.
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>>53018152
>>53018162
>Altar
Marble.

>Blood
My blood

>Summons
1) Valkyrie (thrall)
2) Valkyrie
3) Automata
4) Automata
5) Goodwill

>Major Summon
Archangel

The thrall valkyrie will be my permanent assistant and bodyguard. The 2nd valkyrie is there as a backup in case my thrall needs backup. The two automata are there as extra hands usable for whatever I need. The goodwill is a general purpose assistant to help me with minor things.

Although being the pet of a giantess demon lord fits right into my magical realm, I'm still a servant of the Lord and am gonna have to go with archangel. Purifying the land of evil demons (including the one who owns my soul currently) doesn't sound like a bad idea.
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>>53018211
Do females at heart count?
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>>53018242
No. Vagina and tits only.
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>>53018230
Whatever happened to the fujoshitposter?
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>>53018238
You're making many assumptions here.
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>>53018249
Okay...
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>>53018158
Oni waifus
Ubume
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BOYS' LOVE WHEN?!
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>>53018346
Oh fuck me, you're back. I thought the fujoshis were banished to the pits of hell.
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>>53018211

We have at least 4 confirmed XX Chromosome females.
But most just follow the unspoken rules and stay Anonymous.
I expect we have at least a dozen women who visit these threads at least occasionally.

my GF for one
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>>53018372
They convinced Satan and God to start dating and now they're in charge while the lovebirds are on a honeymoon.

This would make for an interesting cyoa premise t b h.
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>>53018387
Get out.
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>>53018239
Oh, and for suggestion I'm going with herald. If I don't want the Earth being destroyed in a giant demon vs. angel battle then I need to be able to summon the archangel quietly.
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>>53018388
Which one would be the seme? What would happen if Satan impregnated God's boipussy?
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>>53018158
Yuki-onna.
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>>53018413
I would assume god is the seme if we're going by Paradise Lost Satan.
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>>53018413
>>53018422
Let's compromise and say Satan is a bossy, queen uke.
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>>53018147
>your dad wishes you were a jock

Pretty sure that he would settle for you having a respectable job...
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>>53018475
You never grew up with a former jock dad, did you? Any job that isn't physical labour or sportrelated is nerd or sissy stuff.
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loli rearing CYOA when?
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>>53018475

Would you ever support a Patreon of a CYOA author?
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>>53018495
Universe Daycare?
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>>53018520
Methinks the Anon wants a lewd CYOA where you can hold hands with the lolis.
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>>53018592
>Handholding
I thought that was for scrubs, not for faggots.
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>>53018121
Hey guys I'm working on a demon fusion cyoa please tell me a few demons you'd like to fuse with.
Options (WIP)
-Eligor
-Alice as obligatory little girl option
-Lilim / Mara
-Thor
-Jack Frost
mystery box

Also because there are too many good skeletons to choose from please vote between Matador and doot-doot:
strawpoll.me/12877871
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>>53018647
Angel, Hell Biker and Byakko are my personal faves.
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>>53018158
Seconding Yuki-onna.
Also Zashiki-Warashi and Jorougumo.
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>>53018647
Rakshasa
Apollo
Berith
Narcissus
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>>53018158
Yuki-onna are MAXIMUM comfy.
I also would not say no to nekomata / bakaneko / baked nekos / whatever they're called
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>>53018647
Krishna
Baphomet
The Harlot
and DEUS VULT
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>>53018766
Oh wait I guess Berith is too close to Eligor.
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How do you feel about horror cyoas?
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>>53018387
Nice humblebrag!
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>>53018782
>>53018766
>>53018667
First of thanks for the suggestions, here's my estimated chance If your demon will make it in:
LIKELY
Byakko
Baphomet
Rahshasa
Mother Harlot

UNSURE
Terminator (no background but awesome design)
Angel (many angelic options)
Narcissus
Krishna (very human looking)

NOT LIKELY
Hell Rider (many skeletons)
Apollo (Persona)
Berith (Eligor)

I'll have to work now but will catch up to the new thread later. Thank you for helping me.
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>>53018121
How could I not choose the abyss? That actually sounds fun. You've an eternity to relax. You can spend millennia theory crafting the perfect world to create. It's like a wet dream for min/maxing.
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Is your fetish cyoa-compatible?

Mine isn't. SPH as the bully. This place would implode before it happens.
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>>53018934
Catgirls, glasses, and catgirls wearing glasses. I'd call that pretty compatible, if not terribly diverse.
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>>53018934
/gfd/: Yes, already a couple about it
Futa: Eh, maybe, more of a /d/ thing
Furry: Haha, no.
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>>53018826
Can be fun.
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>>53018934
I don't think stockings, long legs and high heels would be interesting by themselves.

Maybe as a meta-CYOA where all the female companions (waifus) now wear stockings and heels, and they gained extreme proficiency in moving with heels on or something dumb like that.
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>>53018826
Depends. Is it the 'helpless in the face of terror' kind of horror, or the kind of horror where you fight back à la dead space?
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>>53019106
If you fight back it's not horror anymore, just dark fantasy.
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>>53018934
Hypnosis/mind control is a fairly common element in lewd CYOAs, so yes.
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>>53019085
>>53019010
Here's an idea: you are/build a girl and then buy Generic Tropey Moe Attributes which give superpowers.

and then they are all forced to fight to the death because we have to appeal to the PVP killboner crowd
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>>53018387
>I wonder who the fuck this is
>Also your gf is totally Jasmine.
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>>53018934
For me its pretty easy because most of my fetishes involve types of girls, like monstergirls or tomboys. I only wish there was more oneechans.
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>>53018895
Hard to gauge how long has passed, no idea for how big place it translates to even if you knew the time and millennia in void might make you a little bit insane.
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>>53019144
>and then they are all forced to fight to the death
Waifus fighting to the little death might work.
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Post RWBY cyoa pls.
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>>53019337
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>>53019337
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>>53019344
>tfw Blank Slate
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>>53019344
This CYOA upsets my autism because I can't come up with a three weapon combination that satisfies my need to min max.

>Is a sword and shiled good?
>No, probably not versatile enough.
>A halberd is probably the best weapon in 1v1 combat.
>Does that theory still hold out at animu speeds?
>Guns are lame, but you probably need a gun.
>Where do I put the barrel?!

Good cyoa I like it.
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>>53019444
Two shields, to pummel and protect yourself with, that can each become a long-barrel gun, to fight long-range, but can also be attached together as gun to become a stave/double-headed spear that can also shoot stuff, to dominate close range.
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>>53019344
I can never bring myself to read this CYOA because I hate RWBY.
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>>53019444
Gun - Halberd that folds into a sword+shield
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I need a cute, simple idea like that micro druid stuff Beri made so I can create a short cyoa that will earn me your love and servitude.
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>>53019506
I hear waifus are pretty popular these days.
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>>53019515
I'm not ready to sell my dignity yet.
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>>53019506
Loli druid. Become a druid who governs the various kinds of lolis who appear in the wild.
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>>53019531
It's only selling your dignity if you make shit waifus that are just empty sex dolls.
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>>53019506
Getting sold to a traveling freak show circus.
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>>53019506
tea time CYOA
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>>53019583
Tea is just leaf water
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>>53018158
Gashadokuro!

And none of that "girl with skeleton parts showing" or "girl that shapeshifts" bullshit, I mean the REAL SPOOKY SKELETON DEAL
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>>53019344
>Name
Argent Mettis
>History
Noble [20]
>Age & Gender
17 & Male
>Race
Human
>Starting Location
Atlas
>Semblance
Foresight: After seeing an enemy using a fighting style, they are able to see their next action, able to see further ahead the longer the enemy is studied, but can only focus on one opponent at a time, interference with a 3rd party ruins individual predictions. The ability can be used to predict the movement of groups by treating the whole of them as one enemy, but is generally less reliable.
>Gifts & Talents
Will [10]
Intelligence [10]
Strength [20]
Energy [20]
Tactics [20]
>Weapons
Melee: Kriegsmesser {200}
+Weight Enhancement
Ranged: Revolver {250}
+Dust Mod
>Items & Gear
Scroll {0}
Wilderness Gear {50}
Rebreather {50}
Parachute & Grappling Hook {150}
Targetting Glasses {150}
Dust Charges {50}
Armor {100}

2nd Lieutenant of The Atlas Army, Argent Mettis, reporting for duty!
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>>53019707
Learn to love the flesh, bone licker. You don't want another paladin swirly while the cheerclerics laugh at you again, do you?
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>>53019506
A Cyoa about shiny stones, buttons, acorns, marbles, arrowheads, and other cool stuff you might have collected in an old cigar box as a kid.
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>>53018121

anyone have the rest of this?
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>>53018147
I'll be your daddeh >:^D
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>>53020186
It's a WiP
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>>53020186
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/username/zodiac/
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What gives a cyoa replayability in your opinion?
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>>53020244
Clarifying how many dickmiles the waifus have taken after posting the CYOA
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>>53020244
Either figuring out a better build after you've already finished yours, or there being so many neat ways to make builds that you want to make more than just the one.
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>>53020244
Good balance and choices that either a lack a great deal of synergy or are synergistic for multiple different choices, so that certain builds don't become the only effective builds.
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>>53019838
You overestimate the flesh, meatbag! You should see the look on a paladin's face when he realizes how futile his actions are, for deep down, there's a skeleton inside him as well.

And, no matter how long it takes, one day his flesh will away, and his bones shall join the cause.
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>>53019607
There is a very angry Russian BEHIND YOU.
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>>53019344
>History/Age/Gender
New Arrival
Male
21

>Race
Human

>Location
Mistral
>Sounds like an awful place in need of a hero protecting the innocent citizens

>Semblance
Blank Slate
>I have no clue which of these are good, and I assume it makes more sense to have a personal power develop that more accurately reflects myself

>Gifts/Talents
Beauty 10
Will 20
Beauty 30
Intelligence 40
Agility 60
Guile 80
Tactics 100

>Weapon
Variable+Additional Weapon Form: Sword/Rifle/Sniper 500
Weight Reduction 600
Collapsible 650

>Gear
Wilderness Gear 700
Rebreather 750
Parachute and Grappling Hook 900
Armor 1000
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>>53020562
I meant ferocity instead of the first beauty
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>>53019838
Ok, first of all, you are being a bit of dick right now
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Make a cyoa right now!
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Never ever?
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>>53018826
Not really my thing. I prefer CYOAs about going on adventures or choosing/creating waifus. Or both. My depression is already bad enough without imagining myself in some kind of twisted nightmare world.
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>>53020737
Don't say the d-word.
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>>53019123
But if you know you're totally fucked from the beginning, it's just depressing and/or boring.
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>>53018895
We are never told how time equates to size of your pocket dimension.
For all you know it may be Seconds to Planck Length.
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>>53019567
And contrary to popular myth, most guys actually do want their waifu to have at least some depth. They just want her to also crave sex with them, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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>>53020828
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>>53018875
If we're flying by body type more than by race or alignment...

- A dragon: Seth or Samael would work here. Can't go wrong with Pendragon though.
- Some of the crazier Rumors/UMAs. My hot list is Red Cape and Purple Mirror.
- Thunderbird, because it's both a bird and we need a Native American rep other than Nemissa who I bet is the Mystery Box.
- At least one Mesoamerican; I'm thinking Ometeotl.
- Depending on whether you want the classic or Debisama forms of Undine and Sylph, there might be room for all four Paracelsus Elements.
- What happens when gestalts get thrown into the mix? Let's work in Legion or Wild Hunt as a test case.
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>>53020695
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>>53020828
Brionar is hilarious trap option. Woohoo, sugar dragon. But being a baker can be cool, it's ok. Also some psychopath will stalk you and axemurder you.

>Pact: Tirnithas
He seems cool enough dude, loss of sleep is a bit annoying but hopefully he can give me a heads up before it happens so that I can schedule nap time for following day.

>Traits [5]
>Necromancer [free]
>Spirit Orb [4]
Usually a bit mean to steal someone's life but there's all those cultists so why not.

Man, I kinda want the Sealed Book but it's really fucking expensive. And I'm not sure I would actually have use for 45k extra skeletons. I mean, yes, technically you can never have too many skeletons but maybe other skills would give better benefits.

Fuck it
>4xMagic Mastery, all elements.

I'm the archimage now. No waifu tho. Real wizard.
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>>53020186
>tfw zodiacanon never finished his CYOA
>tfw sockminster never finished Fairy King
>tfw italics never finished Pokemon Personified Plus+
>tfw all the CYOAs I'm looking forward to are dead
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Anyone else feel like all the conventional settings and premises have been done to death already?
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>>53021052
but zodiacanon is finishing his cyoa right now
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>>53021093
I haven't heard from him since he posted that WIP page about a month ago. Pretty sure he's dead at this point.
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>>53021119
That was because persona 5 but he talked 2 or 3 threads ago about the CYOA so you should look foward to it
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>>53021119
His last post was April 25th
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>>53021197
>>53021194
Damn, really? I'm out of touch. Finals are taking their toll.
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>>53021093
Don't worry Anon! It will be done Soon™

:^)
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Version 1.2 changelog:
>More typo fixes
>"Spirits from Hell" changed to be slightly more aggressive. Summon hell-hounds instead of succubi.
>Small nerf to "Blood Moon" tier 1.
>Rewrote "Unnatural Order"'s description to make it clearer what it does.
>Made DeathKnights more offensive. Go too long without conquering anything and they will leave.
>Small changes to "The Horseman".
>Remade Gorvile. Basically a new character now with an actual reason to pick him.
>Rewrote Azazel to make his job clearer and make him into an actual character.
>Added a way to make Evelynn less rebelious.
>Added a bit of a challenge to "Purge All Life". Angels will now try to stop you.

>>53020828
>>53020849
Holy shit someone actually cared enough about my OC to save it and repost it.
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>>53021282
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>>53018826
I like spooky horror things. It's nice if it's subtle too.
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>>53021307
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>>53020763
You're only fucked if you don't like horrible things happening to you, which is boring.
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>>53018597
Gwendolyn - Greed
No contest
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>>53021282
you underestimate our obssesive cyoa collection-repostatin capabilities
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>>53021327
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>>53018826
They can be a lot of fun. Done well, I'm a 3-2 on that scale. Done poorly, I'm 0.
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>>53018647
Surprised no one said mothman yet
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>>53021402
Maybe if that fucking faggot would get into the COMP.
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>>53021282
>DeathKnights
why do you write it in such a faggy way?
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>>53018647
Moloch
Orobas because it reminds me of rape horse
Cu Chulainn
Samael
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>>53021472
Because it was an actual mistake, but I'd have to rewrite so much shit by now that I'd rather leave it as it is and pretend it's intended.
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>>53021119
He posted a few threads ago saying he beat Persona 5, and was working on it again.

>>53021052
Sockminster works REALLY fucking slow. Italics is also working on PPP+.
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>>53020828
>>53020849
>Brezi'im
No waifu access, but no skin in the Muravanis drama and perfect for training in solitude or just NEETing it up.

>Astral Projection (free)
>Trueshot Bow (1)
>Lone Wolf (2)
>Fairy Companion (2)
>Demon Scythe (2)

Get swole, force LaraAnon into a Stand fight, complete the objective without excess casualties.
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>>53018647
Beldr, so I can be fabulous and only weak to children punching me with cellphone straps.
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>>53018826
Love them. We don't have anywhere near enough, but that's because good horror is hard to do.
Same reason we don't have nowhere near enough DECENT (not even good) horror games
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>>53018121
Does anyone have the gun CYOA?
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How angry would you guys get if I ripped-off and raped Tolkien lore for an elven cyoa?
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>>53021746
Any good horror CYOAs you've seen?
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>>53021282
both of those are good. I'd have posted builds if I still did that. These threads move too fast, so all my cyoa time is spent skimming them and reading OC.
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>>53021754
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>>53021806
If it'd result in a fun CYOA, then rape away.
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>>53021848
>Carbines use pistol rounds
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>>53021848
>material
So stamped metal and polymer are exactly the same, except polymer costs more. Why?
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>>53018158
Jorogumo.
A nice motherly, bondage loving Jorogumo.
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>>53021282
>Cute kitsune and dragoness are vampire locked

C'mon, lock the vampire companions instead.
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>>53022143
Why? They ain't gonna suck your dick if your some spooky skelli or some edgemaster
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>>53019085
MY MAN. Like, to a T. I love it. Great taste. The best taste.
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>>53022163
>Implying being a edgemaster isn't the best

Did you looked closely at that armor? Anyone would suck your dick if you were that rad.
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>>53022257
But spooky skeletons don't have docks to be sucked.
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>>53022257
You think the lich issued any underwear before stuffing you in that suit? Your dick got sheared off, friend.
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>>53022209
It'll probably look like a modernized ak with a helical mag.
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>>53021282
>>53021307
>>53021327
>>53021355

The fact that the third page is a jpg and not a png triggers my autism to a degree I didn't know I had, wow.
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>>53021848
Stats
Acc: 9/10
Rel: 7/10
Rec: 3/10
Cap: 5/10
Wei: 3/10
Han: 6/10
Cost: $1700
Type
>Assault Rifle
Calibre
>223 Rem
Market
>Police
>US Military
Drawback
>Fudds
Layout
>Standard
Material
>Mixed
Action
>Short Stroke Piston
Function
>Loose Tolerance
>Freefloat barrel
>Ambicontrols
>Forward Assist
>Rails
Charging Handle
>Reciprocating
Feed Type
>Helical
Trigger
>Fully auto
>Match Trigger
Barrel
>Midlength
>Fluted Barrel
Muzzle Device
>Flash Hider
Sights
>Aperture
Stock
>Fixed

Shit, I didn't mean to delete this.

>>53022311
Huh, I almost feel like changing the gas system or layout because I feel like the US would never go for that aesthetic, but you're totally right. Though, maybe something like this they might accept.
>>
Finalizing writing on the comfydark apartment. Are there any supernatural phenomena or other tenants you'd like to see featured? I'll accept things that fit the tone.
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>>53021012
last one
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>>53018158
Kappa, for some ANAL action.
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>>53022505
I thought you dropped it. Glad that you did not though
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Is that The Wilds Outside guy still here? I noticed a couple of problems.
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>>53021848
>Sporting Rifle
>.338 Lapua Magnum
>Commercial, Police & LE
>Soccer Moms
but honestly, aside from Gun Control, none of the Drawbacks have any mechanical value

>Standard Layout (HND 2)
>Milled Metal (ACC 1, WGT 2, $50)
>Short-Stroke Piston (ACC 2, REL 2, REC 1, $50)
The bottom row of actions seems surprisingly samey for the qualities stated. Short-Stroke and RDB are identical despite the latter saying it would have greater recoil and less reliability?
>Closed Bolt, Forward Assist, Ambi Controls, Rails (ACC 1, REL 1, HND 1, WGT 1, $175)
>Straight-Pull Bolt (HND 1, $25)
Reciprocating Handle is currently a $25 tax to take a REL point and still have Optics access.
>Box Mag (CAP 3, REL 1, NFA 1, $50)
>Semi-Automatic, Match Trigger (ACC 3, HND 1, $500)
>Midlength Barrel, Thick Barrel, Chrome Barrel (HND -3, ACC 4, WGT 3, REC 1, $400)
>Flash Hiding Compensator (HND 1, REC -1, NFA 1, $100)
Flash Hider/Compensator (not to be confused with above) is $25 to gain nothing vs. Flash Hider.
>Diopter (ACC 1, HND 1, $100)
>Holographic Optics (HND 2, $750)
>Adjustable Stock (ACC 1, WGT 1, $150)
Only two stock options give a damn about whether they're in-line or not, and nothing else in the CYOA influences whether a stock is in-line or isn't. May as well assume Fixed always provides -2 REC.

Final stats:
ACC 13
REL 4
REC 1
CAP 3
WGT 7
HND 6
Cost $2350
Someone who is good at DMR design please help me. Hostages are dying
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>>53022505
How supernatural?
>>
>>53022505
Sexy criminals.
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>>53022605
Sexy criminals are not supernatural
>>
>>53022595
Just make it interesting, as long as you can set a good atmosphere I'll accept it. Most of my references came from the apartmentnomicon so there's a large breadth of things from subtle and creepy to somewhat comedic and lighthearted.
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>>53022505
Cute, intelligent and beautiful felines who remind you when it's time for bed so you get optimal sleep.
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>>53022505
Whenever your inside it appears that outside it is raining, no matter the actual weather, so you hear the trickle of rain drops, the light from outside is dim, and looking out your window shows a rainy landscape
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>>53022622
They're supernaturally sexy. I wouldn't mind having Richard Ramirez for a neighbour. Or his ghost or whatever.
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>>53022564
Yeah there are a couple of balance issues that I feel need addressing.
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>>53022564
Like what? He may pop up if you ask them.
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>>53022505
Getting possessed by a demon/stand/ghost who mostly just complains about your lack of style, gives you fashion advice, urges you to get a catchphrase (something like "ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!"), etc. Depending on whether it's going to be a powerfantasy you could make it functional too.
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>>53022505
Ghost blowjobs.
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>>53022718
Screaming ORAs better make you better at doing the repetitive thing you are doing while screaming
>>
>>53022727
>Ghost Cuddles
FTFY
>Be in bed cozy and warm
>Feel ghostly hands reach around you
>Feel the pressure of a body pushing against your back
>You head begins to be gently caressed
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>>53022749
>An entire building full of accountants screaming ORA at the top of their lungs.
Well, this is canon now.
>>
>>53022505
Will-o-wisps.

Trolls under bridges.

Goblin markets?
>>
>it's going to be over 90° today
Does anybody have any cold-weather CYOAs?
>>
>>53022756
>Ghost Surprise Anal
FTFY
>Be in bed cozy and warm
>Feel ghostly hands reach around you
>Feel the pressure of a dick pushing against your ass
>You head begins to be gently caressed
>>
>>53022781
Unless it's a feminine ghost dick, I'm out.
>>
>>53022776
>mfw it's under 40 here
Fucking global warming fucking up the climate
>>
>>53022776
>mfw live in panama

CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>53018152
>succubus has no tits
>imp has massive tits

Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>
>>53022817
>look up what 40° is in real temperature
Oh god I'm so sorry
>>
>>53022832
no fuck you

FLAT IS JUSTICE
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>>53022775
>Weird spooky magical creature market

Yes.
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>>53022832
No, succubi are supposed to be seductive.
>>
>>53022505
A young energetic woman tomboy, who when pushes herself begins to cough blood. Though she often times acts fairly modern in mindset, she sometimes does or says things that betray an older mindset
>>
>>53022832
The succubus and the imp have the same mass but it goes different places also

FLAT IS JUSTICE
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>>53022832
>being attracted to cows
Flat is patrician
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>>53022872
Just admit your homosexuality already.
>>
>>53018158
Kitsune
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>>53022884
GET OUT COW LOVER
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>>53022881
B-C range > Flat >>>>Cowtits
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>>53022884
>traps are gay
>reverse-traps are gay
What the hell isn't gay? Jesus.
>>
>>53022776
90º is literally nothing unless you live in some terribly humid place.
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>>53022505
A human that was stolen by faeries and replaced with a changeling. She's got a mix of fairy features and human features, though the fairy ones are decidedly unnatural looking. Small and slight, preferably with dark hair. Was recently abandoned by her fairy kinsfolk for not adapting well enough. She doesn't understand human stuff and still adamantly thinks of herself as a fairy but feels increasingly not like a fairy or a human. Cries at night thinking about how she doesn't belong anywhere anymore.
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>>53022840
And it gets up past 100F (30C for you metric faggots) in the summer. In the summer, it's raining or stupidly hot; in the winter, it rarely snows but there's somehow always a grey, ugly slush everywhere. Precipitation is usually horizontal from the wind. Welcome to the Chicago area.
>>
>tfw love flat
>tfw love cow
>tfw the in between does nothing for me

Am I sick?
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>>53022918
Jesus is pretty gay
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>>53022918
>What the hell isn't gay? Jesus.
That's exactly right.
The only thing that isn't gay is Jesus.
It's not gay if he's the son of the Almighty.

>>53022936
Yes. You don't have Jesus in your heart or butt.

>>53022940
See above, philistine.
>>
>>53022919
Any temperature above or below 65° is trash and you fucking know it.
>>
>>53022922
Wait, I want to be clear, I don't mean a loli. I want an actual pixie. Like tinkerbell or something.
>>
>>53022922
Holy fuck that is some sad shit
>>
Does a cyoa need waifus?
>>
>>53022975
No, they're just highly recommended.
>>
>>53022975
More people will read your CYOA if it has waifus, but you have a higher chance of causing a shitstorm.
>>
>>53022975
Recommended but if they are shit autism WILL happen
>>
>>53022957
The best places on Earth are about 4000 feet above sea level, at 10% humidity, between 60ºF and 70ºF.
Everywhere else is second place at best.
I found Vegas to actually be comfortable, if not the best. 112ºF but you could barely feel it because it was so dry. The wind would wick your sweat right away and you'd cool down immediately.
Of course I live in Arkansas, so maybe my perceptions on humidity are skewed.
>>
>>53018597
Sloth all day everyday. Wouldn't even try to force her to change. She's perfect the way she is.
>>
>>53022975
You pretty much need to otherwise people will only play it for a day or two and it'll be forgotten.

The waifu ones keep getting posted years after they're made.
>>
>>53022776
>90º
?
>>
>>53023080
I think people repost them because they are good not because they use waifus as crutch
>>
>>53022505
You actually made it? Don't have any suggestions but looking forward to it.
>>
>>53022975
Depends on theme you are going for.
>>
>>53023101
I dare you to name a single CYOA without waifus that has been successful for an extended amount of time.
>>
>>53023158
Traveller's Tale
>>
>>53023158
Conduit.
>>
>>53022280
So that's why dk's are so edgy
>>
>>53022975
Well they dont NEED waifus but waifus make everything better
>>
>>53023158
Argumentative Anons
>>
>>53020849
>>53020828

Son of a bitch. I want Brionar because It is the absolutely comfiest option and he seems cool but then some Jackass with an axe is gonna come for my ass.

What the fuck man I just wanna bake shit and maybe have some money and a cool Dragon SUTANDO POWER buddy
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>>53023054
Snow is the patrician weather.
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>>53022686
Well Enchant blade says you need Affinity to get it fut there's no skill called affinity. Also by making the Terror's requirements purely stat based it pretty much makes the skills without state bonuses meaning less flavor text.
>>
>>53023295
>Snow is the patrician weather.
More like the plebeian weather.
>>
>>53023295
>Not lightning storms

you come second place though.
>>
>>53023171
Has waifus
>>53023180
Not in this thread buddy
>>53023227
Rarely gets builds

Chill Zone was popular for a long time, these days it rarely gets builds.
>>
>>53023340
That's because Chill Zone causes extreme feelings of existential dread when you realize it will never, ever be real
>>
>>53023340
>has waifus

Name two.
>>
>>53023385
>Chill Zone will never ever be real
Why you must hurt me like that?
>>
Who is /rose/ here?
>>
>>53021307
How is Unholy Chains 2 not redundant with Soul Burn?
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>>53019344
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>>53023416
Because Soul Burn turns them in to empty husks? and only works with the weak?
>>
>>53023303
I asked him about that earlier, he said he meant affinity. The other question is, well, they are there for flavor. The average hero won't kill more than 1-3 terrors.
>>
>>53022776
>>53022817
>>53022931
Is it also humid where you live? It's only around 80 today, but in the Summer it is generally mid 90's to 102 or so, while also being windless and as soggy as an ogre's asscrack.
>>
>>53022940
>>53022954
>>53022918
Reminder that Christians, especially protestants, like to couch the covenant with god/jesus as a sort of divine marriage.
>>
Odd question. Would you rather pick a few key elements of your capital, Empress-style, or just pick the city/palace as a whole, Vampire King-style?
>>
>>53023543
Latter, personally. Former feels like less room for grand variety.
>>
>>53023543
Picking elements usually comes way more generic, while pre-made choices usually more flavorful and thematic.
>>
>>53023543
Both, imo. It's not like those two need to be exclusive, as long as they focus on different things.
>>
>>53021052
Time would move faster if you worked on something ;)
>>
>>53018121
Which cyoas let me use blood to empower my spells, alternatively which cyoas let me siphon magic from my enemies
>>
>>53023695
Blood Magic CYOA?
>>
>>53023695
Blood mage
>>
>>53021848
I know nothing about guns.

Assault Rifle
.233 Remington

U.S. Military
Police & LE

Soccer Moms

Standard
Polymer
Short Stroke Piston

Loose Tolerance
Fixed Barrel
Drop-Free Mag
Rails

Reciprocating
Box Magazine

Semi-Automatic
Enhanced Trigger

Midlength Barrel
Chrome Barrel
Flash Hiding Comp

Aperture
Red Dot
Fixed Stock

Accuracy: 6
Reliability: 7
Recoil: 1
Capacity: 3
Weight: 4
Handling: 6
Cost: $1800

My gun sucks
>>
>>53018181

that Is pretty metal.
>>
>>53020050
i would give up every immortality option for more CYOAs as perfect as this
>>
>>53023803
It's essentially a really minmaxed designated Marksman rifle
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>>53021052
Italics literally said last week they were still working on Pokemon Personified Plus+ though and he is distracted with school, Anon.
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>>53023970
>pretty metal
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>>53024238
Are they painted or is the metal actually red/blue?
>>
>>53024265
chemically treated anon
>>
>>53024279
nice
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>>53024238
I miss the days when mabinogi was good...
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>>53023446
I just made a build that killed all of them.
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>>53024389
You must feel really proud of yourself huh
>>
>>53024279
So if >>53024238
were actually used as real weapons, would the colouring chip/wear off over time?
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>>53018147
>Cyoa to make dad proud when?
>Cyoa to make dad proud
>make dad proud
>make dad proud

It's going to take a hell of a lot more than a C.Y.O.A. to do that for you, anon.
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>>53024422
Yep.

Alvaerele Godslayer

Str-6
Fin-6
Cast-7
Con-4
Wil-6
Spd-50
Cra-5
Elo-7
Sta-35

Goldstrand Elf

Venatem Mausoleum-Fin+Cra
-+7 Sta

Straightsword
-+4 Sta
Curvedsword
Dagger
Leather
Dragonscale

Breathing Technique
Jaunt
Acrobatics
Gust
+4 Sta

Drake Halfling Alana

Sailor 1 years
-+4spd

Mercenery 1 year
-Lost Shirne +2 Spd
-Archdragon Cape

Primeval Dragon +4 Spd +1 Sta Defeated
Soul of Alma Defeated

Mercenery 2 year
-Pinnicle of Rembas +2 Sta
-Forest of Statues +2 Sta
-Ruined Capital +2 Sta
-Titan's Passing +2 Sta

Talon, the Last Colossus Defeated
The Tyrant of Rembas Defeated
Moonlake Bard Defeated
Drought Defeated

Mercenery 1 year
-The Obelisk +2 Sta
-City of Sunlight +2 Spd

Bone & Skin Defeated
Immaculate Herald Defeated

Mercenery 1 year
-Horizon's End +4 Spd
-City of Traps +1 Spd +1 Elo

Sailor 2 years
-+8spd

An Unknown Terror 1 year Defeated
>>
>>53024513
Jokes on you, my dad has incredibly low standards.
>>
>>53024549
Didn't read
>>
>>53023416
Emphasis on "very weak". Maybe you can get some shitty, malnourished peasant to lose his soul, but you sure as hell won't be able to do it on an archangel
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>>53024616
And yet I still stand by my statement.
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>Thread died
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>>53020186
>>53020215
>>53021052
>>53021093
>>53021119
>>53021194
>>53021197

Holy shit. I feel popular. I'm trying not to force myself and end up with shitty waifus, so it's taking some time, but I am not dead and I am working.
Here's Gemini as an apology for taking so fucking long.
>>
>>53024695

Well, anon, it would work if the CYOA in question was one that the other anon got off his ass (metaphorically speaking) and wrote with enough high quality original content that he was able to get it published.
Then low standards dad may be proud of him via a CYOA.
But that day is never coming for that anon.
>>
>>53025029
What is FFM?
>>
>>53025029
> obscure radio frequencies
> FFM stations
Heh.
>>
>>53025029
A brief glimpse, and I can already tell this is gonna be an interesting waifu CYOA.
>>
>>53024549
You didn't do half the prereqs anon. Lost Shrine needs you to visit Windsong Cliffs first.

You also did 4 expeditions in a year, when they take 6 months.
>>
>>53025093
>FFM

I think it's a threesome with 2 women and 1 man.
>>
>>53025093
It's a tag for porn/smut indicating 2 women and 1 man. Basically a threesome.
>>
>>53024997
The middle blood turns you into vampire, what do the other two do, demon/troll and zombie?
>>
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Done some more of this today. Last WIP was pretty rough so figure it's worth posting in its newer form. Most of page 2 is done and shall be posted forthwith.

Figured I should pick it up again as I had half a mind to expand the Shortstack Witch/InCase cyoa I did the other day and thought I should make more headway on this first.
>>
>>53025029
Take all the time you need rushing things always ends in disaster
>>
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>>53025163
Also the image quality is hopefully higher than it was.
>>
>>53025029
>alter
Suggesting you switch that to "altar".
>>
So we drove away the rose cam girl finally or what? The shitposts are gone
>>
>>53025124
>>53025132
oooh
I kept thinking of like Full Metal Alchemist or something
>>
>>53025202
The shitposter got globaled yesterday.
>>
>>53024997

Dilute Solution

Songbird Egg
Bubbling Fat
Coffee Beans

Apple Cider Flavour

yum yum.
>>
>>53018158
Darn, I was doing exactly the same thing, but it's going so slowly that I probably will stick to yours and abandon my project.
>>
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>>53018647
Don't forget Cerberus/Pascal.
>>
>>53025208
And the others just got bored yeah?
What about the girl herself, she doesn't post on discord lately
>>
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>>53018875
Pascal the dog is here.
>>
>>53023391
Bondage Quarian, Mummified Priestess and Bug Farmer. And that's just the original not including the extra PDF!
>>
>>53025163
>Shortstack Witch/InCase CYOA
You're a naughty boy, kitty.
>>
>>53025195
oh, new stuff, cool.
>>
>>53025253
Rose posts anonymously, the stalker guy is gone it seems and the meme pretty much died off too

We didn't drive a girl away for the first time on 4chan
>>
>>53025241
Don't lie to us. If it's that easy to make you quit you never wanted to do it in the first place.
You were looking for an excuse.
>>
>>53025254
BAOH!
>>
>>53025331
Yeah I'm a better author actually I'll try
>>
>>53025029
There's two of them, they have good taste in hobbies,green eyes, rwby art and I love storm themed things.
I don't think any of the future ones will be able to beat this one for me.
>>
>>53025195
As it is written now, you can't use the MG you have left from the Contract on Fae Aspects, is this intended?
>>
>>53025275
>not Telshiva and Paria Pasha

Wrong answer. Do not pass go, do not collect 100 dollars.
>>
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>>53025163
>Tianna can shapeshift into any shape you want
>Her maids can shapeshift too and you're allowed to fuck them

Wow, Tianna is best girl by a mile.
>>
>>53025163
>>53025195

>Henny
She's a big, soft, fluffy, gentle giant who can probably do a lot of heavy lifting and rearranging furniture, plus the sleep thing sounds really nice.

>Contract
True Love: Mutual Minor
Interests: Mutual Minor
Attraction: Mutual Minor
Libido: Mutual Minor

A solid start to a good relationship existing into perpetuity, without going crazy.

Dominance: My Minor

She seems like she'd be easily suggestible anyway, so this just reinforces it.

Others: My Minor

She doesn't seem like the most exciting person for sex, so being able to take mistresses seems like a smart get.

>Aspects
Pointy Ears

Fine, if I must.

Horns
Antlers
Tail
Tongue
Claws
Large

I'm capable of adequately handling my ten-foot-tall bride, and I'm a physical powerhouse who nonetheless has a quick wit and a sharp tongue to handle the court.
>>
>>53025417
Yep, I wouldn't have called one MG and one G otherwise. Otherwise I'd have to try to balance disparate things across sections.
>>
>>53025163
>>53025195
>Bride
Maurelle. By far the best personality and powers. Would spring for Tianna for fetish reasons, but I think she might be too much to deal with

>Contract
True Love- Mutual Minor
Interests- Mutual Minor
Attraction- Mutual Major
Libido- Mutual Minor
Empathy- Mutual Minor
Dominance- Your Minor Advantage (5)
Support - Your Minor Advantage (10)
Others- Mutual Major

>Fae Aspect
Pointy Ears
Fairy Eyes (9)
Tongue (8)
Wings (7)
Horns (6)
Plant Life, Wings are plant based (4)
Swarthy (2)
Glow (0)
>>
>>53025467
You only get 7 G for Fae Aspect.
>>
>>53025467
Oh shit, I fucked up on my Aspects. Drop Glow and Horns, I suppose
>>
>>53025208
The "fujoshi"?
>>
>>53025372
>rwby art
Oh shit you're right! They're the twins working for Lil Dicky or whatever the mob guy's name was.
>still no light yuri between them and Yang
This existence is one of pain.
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>>53018647
Bugaboo, obviously.
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>>53025454
>cucking your waifu
>>
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>>53025294
>the stalker guy
>implying it wasn't rose shitposting about herself

We hadn't heard anything from her in months and on the same day a "random guy" starts shitposting about her she shows up. How convenient.
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>>53025549
>implying that Tianna isn't secretly all the maids
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>>53025511
Nah the pedo
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>>53024977

>Last known copy of "Sefer Raziel for Dummies"
>Golem
>Marriage dead Ashkenazi woman

>Ilbath
>Skip the second

Move to the underworld, golem will act as butler, use the book to summon a divine messenger to act as wifi. I'm sure even angels agree that wifi is not 'stupid ass reason'.

Spend the rest of the eternity gaming in afterlife.
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>>53025642
That's possible but we can't consider the posts in a vacuum. Her showing up might've triggered a guy looking for an excuse to stirr shit up. And I know this is quite subjective but her posts on the discord chat made me believe her. She genuinely seems like a friendly person.
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>>53025654
Oh the one obsessing over some underaged girl? Was he doing something else? That doesn't sound like shitposting in the traditional sense.
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>>53025195
>only need 1 more G for fae aspect to get what I want
Why does this happen so much
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>>53025649
now I'm okay with it
imagine it. she is all the maids, all the women you talk to.
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>>53025756
Probably, maybe he tried linking the nudes and that triggered the initial purge
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>>53025727
>Knowing the gender of an anon
>An anon having a name
>Using a fake skype for make believe games on a Japanese anime board.
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>>53025642
Yeah because we don't freak out about girls coming to this place
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were there any easter cyoas?
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>>53025875
How would that even work?
Maybe you have lent points based off of what you gave up, and you can use those points to buy boons?
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>>53025163
Maurelle. Fuck the glowy bitch, someone who's clever, good with her hands, and knows the folks who makes all the best goods sounds ideal.

>>53025195
True Love: Minor Mutual Advantage. Because if we're going to be together forever we might as well love each other.

Interests: Minor Mutual Advantage. Easily the best choice - it helps us get together but remain distinct.

Attraction: My Minor Advantage (5). I already think she's cute.

Libido: My Minor Advantage (0). Sounds like fun to me. I love the idea of getting the gloomy chick flustered.

Empathy: Her Minor Advantage (10). A fair trade, and it helps me realize if I'm making her unhappy.

Dominance: My Minor Advantage (5). I AM the king.

Support: Minor Mutual Advantage. A couple should want to support each other.

Others: My Minor Advantage (0). I mean, I've got all of fairyland to play with.

Pointy Ears
Wings (6): Always choose to fly if you can. Always.
Fairy Eyes (5): I'm going to have a lot of trouble if I don't pick this.
Horns (4): I'm not much to write home about. Let's fix that.
Antlers (3): My head will look awfully interesting, but the endurance is a good idea.
Tongue (2): Vital for a King.
Luminous (0): Partially to affectionately needle Maurelle, partially to balance the two of us out and make us feel unified, and partially because I like the secondary effects.
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>>53025904
Ignore shitposters we already hit the bump limit
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>>53024238

>that blue machette

unf. Would chuuni with/10
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>>53025975
Was that really a shitpost?
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>>53026005
There has been couple Christmas themed cyoas, don't see why Easter would have been so strange. Don't think there was any tho.
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>>53025830
>>53025830
>implying people starting out these days don't usually choose names for themselves for attention
A bit faggish but not a reason to believe she is fake
>implying she wasn't a long standing member of the conquest reforged discord server on the road to becoming a mod but got cucke(however she wouldn't ruin her reputation just for 1-2 days of drama)
>being this butt hurt that a girl got more attention than you
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>>53025331
Chill. If he does it, why duplicate?
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>>53026005
Assume every post that doesn't quote a CYOA or another post is a shitpost.
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>>53026041
Fuck off intuens
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>>53026068
Is this some meme i AM not familiar with?
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Should next thread open with
a) Alien Matchmaker
b) Pick-a-Goddess
or
c) most garbage ass cyoa I have accidentally saved?

If someone else really wants to start the new thread instead, go hog wild, that's ok too.
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>>53026041
I don't think she's fake, I just think it's all very autistic, and underage people shouldn't be on 4chan, even if moot was 15 when he made the site
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>>53026103
Is a) the one where we get abducted with no hope of ever going back to Earth? And the narrator pretends she feels bad for us?
If yes, c) because nothing can be worse. If no, post a)
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>>53026103
Use the hell demon waifu one.
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>>53026107
>>53026107
It's autistic for sure but it's largely on us
One guy and the autists that followed took advantage of a nearly underage girl. Did she enable it? Possibly but not the issue here
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>>53018597
Laura for Lust, I really like her description of cheerful, playful and affectionate but I gonna play shy just to keep things interesting and prevent extremely depraved things if posible
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>>53026103
Turns out that if I see utterly garbage cyoa, I just don't save it. Couple I remembered were actually clearly jokes once I checked them again or wips, so no C.

>>53026129
Many of the matchups talk about living on earth, one actually is earthbound already but some of them can't live on earth for reason x.

>>53026146
Which one of those? I already used the Archdemon one couple threads ago as OP.
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>>53018597
I should probably read this. Apparently it gets a lot of people hard and I need to learn to into writing smut.
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>>53026274
It's awful. Tokhaar clearly doesn't speak english as a first language. The only way you could find it hot is by implanting your own knowledge of anime tropes.
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>>53026291
So what [Unacceptable National Origin] does Tokhaar belong to then? If you had to take a guess.
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>>53026324
alien ass inbound
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>>53026291
I looked at it when he first posted it and stopped reading it due to the lack of paragraphs, but figured, hey, so many like it so why not give it a shot?
Now I am not so sure.
>>53026318
We already know he is Swedish. He is into hard femdom and writes English like a mongoloid.
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>>53026176
What's autistic is people, you included with your ">implying she wasn't a long standing member of the conquest reforged discord server on the road to becoming a mod but got cucke(however she wouldn't ruin her reputation just for 1-2 days of drama)
>being this butt hurt that a girl got more attention than you" that feel the need for pointless e-drama, which was my original point.
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>>53019464
a price to pay for good taste in things
good job
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>>53026349
> /CYOA/ Northerner Generals
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>>53026318
Dude, don't make this a racial thing. I'm a fucking spic and I write better than him. What the fuck is up with /cyoag/ and this need to justify their authors by pretending that everyone who doesn't gobble up their shit is somehow a racist/sexist//pol/migrant?

Sometimes a CYOA is just shit with no deeper meaning to it.
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>tfw you try improve you cyoa designs
>tfw you end up with a crime against humanity

Just tell me real quick how unreadable this is before I make a whole cyoa this shit. Tell me how annoying my narrator is too if you will. Or how uninteresting this whole thing is. In fact, just tell me to kill myself.
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>>53019464
Same. I feel similarly, but less disgusted, about most cyoas that just rip off a franchise
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>>53026382
>Dude, don't make this a racial thing.
Calm yourself, I speak in sarcasm, hence the sarcasm brackets.
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>>53026394
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>>53026382
I think you're overreacting here, buddy
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>>53026349
>tokhaar is Swedish and into femdom
>I'm Swedish and into femdom too

För helvete

Is this genetic?
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>>53026394
I will warn you right now:
Based on the size of your font and those text boxes - and the images not being waifus - the average poster will not have a long enough attention span to read these options.

Also yes, the saturated green does hurt to look at.
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>>53026432
SWEDEN YES
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>>53026394
>all the ring pictures are a pixel or few wider than their respective textboxes
Bigger fontsize might also help. And maybe make things a bit less glowy.
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>>53026359
Well then I agree with you on all things (except her being the cause of all this)
I can admit that I researched too much into her life to feel some connection
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>>53026394
It's completely illegible. You need to darken the text substantially if you want any further feedback.
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>>53026432
It's what happens when your the product of your ancestors raping women.You inherent the patheticness of your weak female line
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>>53026394
Narrator is okay, but my eyes are kill
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>>53026432
Ja.
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>>53026432
>into femdom
Welcome to cyoa, is that or dickgirls
Or both as well
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>>53026526
Neither

I wish for cows
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>>53025163
>Maurelle
Actually the most interesting, because I actually love science. also the slight inferiority complex is cute as fuck

>True Love, Mutual Minor (Major would be creepy desu)
>Interests, Mutual Minor
>Attraction, Mutual Minor
>Libido, Your Minor (fucking sue me, this is hot)
>Empathy, Mutual Minor
>Support, Your Minor
>Others, Mutual Minor
Ignoring Dominance, that'd get really creepy really fast. Also, >inb4 cuck for taking mutual Others. No, it's not, an open relationship/polyamory is entirely harmless. It'll probably never get used, but this'll avoid a King Arthur situation if it crops up.

>Pointy Ears (duh)
>Wings
>Eyes
>Tongue
>Swarthy
>Magic Fingers
Basically, the Diplomat/Engineer build. Not a bad setup. Wings mostly because I can't fucking not take flight whenever it's available.

Also, please add a Fae Aspect that's basically "Regal." Y'know, something to make you look noble and practically emit leadership from your pores? Halfway between your old grandpa and Zeus? That kind of thing.
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>>53026394
Narrator is kinda ass but I guess that's what happens when you pick a deer as your ambassador. The dark green is ok, the light green text boxes should be changed somehow, I think. Either make the image larger or the font bigger, it's a little too small to comfortably read.
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>>53026432
Nej, finns många av oss som inte är så patetiska.
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>>53026471
She's not the cause of it. Or more accurately she's too young it sounds to blame. The point is there's a reason why underage b&, why there are "no girls on the internet" and why things like discord are ultimately a bad idea for an anonymous site. I don't even blame you, nor should I, I just hope this is a painless lesson for all involved that these rules are in place for these very reasons.
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>>53026537
>an open relationship/polyamory is entirely harmless
>>53026449
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>>53025253
>And the others just got bored yeah?
Nope. It was literally the one guy who was posting all of it. Once he was banned it cleared up.
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>>53026440
You could have just said "lack of waifus". I've been out some time, when was the last time that something without obvious imaginary girlfriends was popular? Or at least the last time those weren't the dominant aspect.

I'm trying to muster up the energy to write a CYOA again, but I doubt it's worth it if people don't care about the adventure anymore.
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>>53026555
Bork bork ?
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>>53026566
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>>53026394
Actually, this is just guess since there's no text for the rings, but I personally would prefer if fae gifts were more, how would I say it, fantastic than just the standard four elements array.
>>
>>53026563
I highly doubt those who are to blame have learned a damn thing. If the thought of a female causes one to sperg the fuck out to such an inordinate degree, I would think they're beyond the hope of evaluating social cues to learn a lesson
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>>53025806
He kept spouting some shitty poetry, that was what got him globaled. Rule 3, I think, or "no garbage outside of /b/"
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>>53026578
It'll get played, anon. Hell Invasion had no waifus and was quite popular.
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>>53026578
>I'm trying to muster up the energy to write a CYOA again, but I doubt it's worth it if people don't care about the adventure anymore.
Man... I almost feel pity for you.
Some day we may see a change. But it is not today.
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>>53026394
If I get all rings can I summon captain planet?
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>>53026625
>he thinks people don't break rule 3 literally all the time
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>>53026432
I'm kinda not supposed to tell you this but we have been tainting the finnish butter we export to you with various chemicals. The goal is to convert your country into new homo-halal caliphate.

This is because honestly, explosion or fifty per year due to sudden jihad syndrome is less annoying than you people.
>>
>>53026664
Rules only exist as much as they are implemented. The mods are fickle gods after all
>>
>>53026664
Think about it. We all post garbage outside of /b/ constantly.

That means, in order for someone to break rule 3, you would have to have some kind of hypergarbage post.
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>>53026628
Alright then, I guess I'll head to the archives for a nostalgia trip and keep working on rgcraft.

Until one day the old masters awaken...
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>>53026675
Elä hyvä mies kehtaa kiusata niitä, sie tierät kyl notta ne kemikaalit laitettii iha muuanne ku voihi.
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>>53026578
>I'm trying to muster up the energy to write a CYOA again, but I doubt it's worth it if people don't care about the adventure anymore.

There are a few of us, but we're overwhelmed by the "hurrdurr comfy" and waifufags.
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>>53026610
She isn't gone though gotta gobble those dicks amiright
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>>53026578
I really liked that fate one where you were the adopted son of a king. Even though it was formatted like shit and needed to redone, it was probably one of the best CYOA's I've seen in a long time.It had waifus I guess but they weren't the major part, and they weren't inherently waifus exactly.
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>>53026717
no mut jos palajastaa miss ne o ni siithä älämöly syntys
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>>53026753
Eternal's Rising? I'm currently considering converting it into Twine for easier use, but I have yet to find a way to embed images into it. Mostly because it's finals week.

Hopefully the creator doesn't mind.
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>>53018121
Trial: Unravel
Domain: Forest shrine
Perks: essentials, extra chance and pendant
Drawback(s): double up ( mystery)
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>>53026610
Maybe she'll learn to use 4chan as it was meant. Once she's old enough. And hopefully others learned to not enable these situations,
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>>53026782
Yeah that's the one. Really reminded me of how great CYOAs could be. Even if it's easier to read it's still going to be confusing as hell unfortunately
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>>53026695
But for a post to get to the point that it stands above all other garbageposts, would it not be considered a work of art? A post so bad it's good?
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>>53026782
Can't you just embed images like normal html in a twine game? That's how it looked from the broken ones I've seen in a few games.
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>>53026847
I'd presumably do my best to make it easier to understand, by automating the various complicated systems like the Imperial/Rebellion paths for Companions.

>>53026899
No idea, I've only tinkered with it a little for FreeCities mods.
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>>53024177
is that a good thing
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>>53024383
Stop giving me nostalgia, it hurts.
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>>53026578
I like both adventures and waifus, but a "choose some powers" CYOA has to be well done for me to care about it. My model for "adventure" is closer to the Survival Island subgenre, but I think someone needs to come up with an elaboration or extension there.

Adversaries, hardships, and mysteries should be in there somewhere.
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>>53028435
>There will never be another game like mabinogi and even if it gets made they will probably miss the point
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>>53023391
Any romancable npc which is like most every one of them, or did you just miss all those male and female symbols representing who can romance them.
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>>53023695
Menstrual Witch CYOA
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>>53025029
More like Geminaughty! Amirite!
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>>53026041
You do realize that "Rose" has a deviantart account which has gender listed as "Male" don't you?
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>>53026394
Light greens too saturated and text is a point or two too small for that font style. Background color, image and title are fine.
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>>53029761
>People never give fake information in their profiles
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>>53025195
why am I "impossibly" everything?
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>>53029844
>people always tell the truth and post real images of themselves every time on 4chan
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>>53029682
Pretty suitable for that house. It's supposed to be a fairly lewd sign.
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>>53024549
What a fucking idiot
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>>53029761
>how many rose are out there in the world
>implying the gender doesn't default to male on most sites
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>>53025029
Can we get more girls that DON'T want to fight to the death? Please? A massive war accomplishes nothing but the death of 11 women of great skill and power and the enmity of their houses.
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>>53029761
>DA account
Are you talking about me?

The "rose" talked about of late (from the past 3 or so threads) isn't me. It's ithrea, who is someone else. I don't know if he/she's actually a boy or girl or not.

Just responding because posting your DA is a rare thing to do, and I had done it, and my name can be construed as "Rose," so I wanted to clarify.
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>>53030715
where is death mentioned?
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>>53030776
Read the original. >>53020186
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>>53030670
>how many roses are on cyoa
>implying cyoag / tg gets a lot of traffic
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>>53026566
Don't reply to cucks, anon.

He doesn't realize how people's psychology works and he actively wants his wife to fuck other people while he doesn't. He's literally the definition of a cuck, inb4 or not.
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